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1 ... .. A,9y' Aopttit. Aw, .lid t!i boy, -I don't ieo why ou won t let me nt ns much on Sun day at on the other days of the week," 'My only t.bje.-tlon." the dy Kptif and unsympathetic father, "li that you want to eat an much on Hun day n on nil thf other h!i."-ln-dlannp'.IiK Picks. Johnny's Foresight. "Will you give in a kls. Johnny?" asked a spinster of n fiveyear-old. "No, Indeed," replied Johnny. "Why not'" nhe iibked. "'I'hum' If I did, the noxt thing you would be asking inc to marry you." was the unexpected reply. Buffalo Commercial. Tlte lle.t l'reiu ription for ClillL and Fever Is r bottle of (inovK'g Tastklkm mil, Toxic. It l simply iron and quinine in Uiaieleaa lonu. No trure no pay. l'rl: . Ill Arrnjunrn, 11 has a Terr tyrannical mm! overuarlnir way with his wife." "es; he hatdtually tresis hor wlih sb much arrogance a if h m h s partner In a, game of wluat."- I'm k. Have you ever experienced the lovful Huiatioii of a kooJ appetite.. You will If youcucw AUdtiih I'rp.xia Tuttl Fruttl. Or Near It. Mini Wuiidi-r "(i, captain, do men ever tee tue serpent when ttiev are Intoxicated? Captalu Hotmtay Not unleHs they Rets drunk on water, Miss.- lialllmoro American. FITS permanently cured. "So fits or nervous ness after Drat day's nu of Dr. Kline's Great Iserve Hestorer. $'J trial lo!tleand treatise free. Or. It. li. liusK. Ltd.,'.l Archr-t.. l'nlla., I'a. l'rocrain Cut to Fit. "You've got your candidate billed for short speeches everywhere, 1 sen. "Yea; what he says always brings out such prolonged cheers, you know. FREE BLOOD AND SKIN CURE. Canctri, uleera. old Bores, scrofula, bumpa and rUInga on th akin, pimple, bolla, catarrh, offensive truptlona, achfa and pains, eating aorea, blood polaon, eczema, acaba or scale, and all blood troublca cured forever by taking 1 to 8 bottles of the famous it. It. li. Thoroughly teated for SO years. It. R 11. hcala every aore, atopa every ache and tnakea the blood pure and rich. li. H. B. curea obstinate cases after all eh:e falla. Curea guaranteed. Druggists, Jl. Trial treatment Bent free by writing Blood Bulm Co., 1 Mitchell htieet, Atlanta, (ia. Deacrlbe trouble, and niedkaladvlccfree. Sweat and fruit acids will not discolor goods dyed with I'ctkam Fadeless Dies. Sold by all druggi&ta. A Tax Off Ilia Mind. "Didn't you feel dreadful when you lost your gold headed umbrella?" "No: I'd expected to lose It so Ions that 1 was Klad when 11 was gone."' hioago ltecord, I'iao's Cure foe Consumption is an infatllbls medicine for couirtis and odds N. V. Samiei., Ocean Grove, N. J., Teh. 17, l'JOO. llrs. Wlnslow's Soothing Syrup for chlldcen. teulhln?. hoflfliis the gum, reduces iuUainma noli, ullays paiu, curea wind colic. 'i:o. a bottle. You're Held Itesponslble. Don't seek to give advice, for lo! The n.an who takes it. you know. Unless he sees his scheme go through, Keiurnsand makes It hot tor you. Chicago Record. 1 1 y yiLL If."" . .U.I1, I fill a a hr .u f 9 fiT':; -ft-:''- "H- Price, 25c. mm. t I 3 a CD .3 T.nrceat Mnker tof Mfirt S3 and a'l.SOl snoeH in t lie worm, w J tell more $3 and $5.yi tnoea man any otncH twomaiiiuaeiiiFerauis the United States. 1 The Icensoninorel W . U l)oul K$.'! 3.wii hoeittreiioUUliaiiaiiv other make i beauiwi rtiryurethellest.4 rHE BEST. BFST Made or tlie hurt Tin." ported and American leathers. The workman-' ihluHutiexficlled. Theslvle 1 ... M 1 ...( f 1 ..d other make. Tliey fit like ru- ninmadeslioei. They willontwearW two uairxof other makesat theutine urice that have no ronutatlon. You it n tafr v recommena them lo Tour - friends: they pleatu everybody -.Bl- hat wear tueui. r.BO-? J3 $3 $3 3$?- The Real Worth of Our $3 and $3.50 Shoes mmnaroa w in oiner maKei is at iu 3. Flartnu tha larn-est $1 and $1.60 shoe bosi- neia in me wonti, anantn'rifci By.rifi VI t higher griirta ai.oo anil S3.fr suoes innn can n eisewiieri. i uur uwm t should keeptliem; we give one aeaier .CJiciueivo aato in encii iuwu. Title no iihitltulet Inlt nn iv!mrtV.T..lKmiiias shoes Willi , nHiearKiprifeHiaiiiiwuiMiu'Jiiwni.y 11 yonrut'Aierwiimui Kr you, Bno oirccv n iiy-ivi j. u-v closing vri'' i"i c.Mi. . tor rumairii. (miu rhhiui leather, isize, and wMth, y .1 U' "Well, I say that the very best of men don't know the difference between their souls and their stomachs, and they fancy that they are a-wrestling with their doubts when really it is their dinners they're a wrestling with. "Take my old man. A kinder husband never drew breath; yet so sure as he touches a bit of pork he begins to worry hisself about the doctrine of Election, till I say, " I'd be ashamed to go troubling the minister with my doubts when an Ayer's Pill would set things straight again." J. C. Ayer Company, Practical Chemit, Lowell, Mas. Ayer'i Sarsaparlll Ayer's Pilli Ayer'i Ague Cure Ayer'i Hair Vigor Ayer'i Cherry Pectoral Ayer'i Comatone Travels of a Hobo Cat A hobo cnt, -which likes to ride on the trucks beneath a parlor car, and which has covered In that way more than a thousand miles in the last four days, Is being petted here by Parkers burg, W. Va., railroad men, with a view to inducing It to give up Its i tours. Within the past four days It j has traveled on the trucks from Cln I cinnatl to Pittsburg and return on j the Ohio Valley express, and has come j as far as Parkersburg on Its second trip. It Is believed to be the same i cat which recently journeyed In a sim ilar way through Pennsylvania. Washington Post. Seaboard Air Line Kail way. Arrangements have been effected by which 1,000 mile books, the price of which is $25 each, issued by the Sea board Air Line Bailway, are honored through to Washington over the Penn sylvania Railroad; from Portsmouth to Baltimore over the Baltimore Steam Packet Company, and between Clinton aud Columbia over the Columbia, New berry & Laurens llailroad. This ar rangement includes the books issued by the Florida Central & Peuinsular and Georgia & Alabama Railroads. Her Reolv. The Husband (sourly). You ought to know better how to use money. The Wife (sweetly). Perhaps I could learn If I had a little more to practice with. Puck. Cramned. Cobb "I am building a new house." Webb "Why didn't you have your old one remodelled?" Cobb-"Couldn't afford it." Harper's Bazar. Deafness Cannot lie Cured by local applications, as they cannot reach the diseased portion of the ear. There Is only one way to cure deafness, and that Is by constitu tional remedies. Deafness Is caused by an in. flamed condition of the mucous lining of the Eustachian Tube. When this tube Is in flamed you have a rumbling sound or imper fect henrlng, and when It is entirely closed Deafness Is the result, and unles the Inflam mation can be taken out and this tube restored to Its normal condition, bearing will be de stroyed forever. Nine cases out of ten are caused by catarrh, which la nothing but an In flamed condition of the mucous surfaces. We will give One Hundred Dollars for any case of Deafness (caused by catarrh) that can not be cured by Hall's Catarrh Cure. Send for circulars, free. F. J. Ciiknbt 4 Co., Toledo, O. Sold by Druggists, 75c. Hall's Family I'llls are the best. YOU KNOW YltooU'RE TAKING When You Take GROVE' Tasteless Chill Tonic vW?r--- U S,H- YV .... -, II III n Hi 1 II ! ill?! .1 m k-.i . .. . """ "!,ii'! kocsuso Vio formula Is plainly printed cn czch bcltlo, showing what It contains, Imitators do not advertise their formula, knowing that you would not buy their medi cine if you knew its ingredients. Grove's contains Iron and Ouinine out uo in correct orooortions. and is in a taste- less form. Grove's is the original Tasteless Chill Tonic and any druggist who is not pushing an imitation will tell you that all other so-called "tasteless". Tonics arc imitations. Grove's is the only Chili cure sold by every druggist in the malarial sections of the United States and Cuba that is guaranteed to cure any i case of malaria, chills and fever, or money refunded. Price 50 cents. J This Do( Died Heartbrokea. "Toots," the beauUful black collie dog, whose young master, Albert Serle Johan, ended Ida life three weeks ago, at Evansvllle, Ind., be cause he thought his sweetheart had Jilted him, is dead of a broken heart After the young man's body had been burled the dog was kept closely at home, and when allowed to leave would dejectedly make the rounds of the haunts of his master when alive. Charles Johan, the dead boy's father, tried to carry out his son's last re quest to "be good to Toots," but the collio became more listless each day, until one day last week ho went out In the back yard, where he used to romp with his master, and, turning his sharp muzzle Bkyward, he gave vent to a weird, dismal half-bark and half cry, and dropped over dead in tho grass. Indianapolis Senutlnel. Cenerous Impulse Thwarted. "What a lovely fan, Clara!" "Isn't it sweet? I bought it for Julia on her birthday and liked it so well that I kept it myself." Chicago Eecord. onooonooooonooonooooooo g An expensive " 1 lp . g p Is the one which you cut off and p throw away every time that you O smoke a rive Lent cigar, lnere is o P nearly as much labor in making this g p end as all the rest of the cigar, and p O yet every man who buys a cigar cuts O O it off and throws it away. You get q P all you pay for when you smoke P o Old Virginia Cheroots o P . . O . p q Three hundred million Old Virginia. Cheroots smoked this Q P yeir. Ask your own dealer. Price, 3 for 5 cents. 7 p onooooooooonoooooooDQOo Not Too Lonely. 'Didn't you hate to co away and leave your japa so lonely in the hot town.'" 'IxnielyT Papa always spends more money while we're gone than wo spend on our trip." He thinks he lives, but he's a dead one. No person is really alive whose liver is dead. During the winter most people spend nearly all their time in warm, stuffy houses or offices or workshops. Many don't get as much exercise as they ought, and everybody knows that people gain weight in winter. As a rule it is not sound weight, but means a lot of flabby fat and useless, rotting matter staying in the body when it ought to have been driven out. But the liver was over burdened, deadened stopped work. There you are, with a dead liver, and spring is the time for resurrection. Wake up the dead! Get all the filth out of your system, and eet ready for the summer's trials with clean, clear blood, body, brain free from bile. Force is dangerous and destructive unless used in a gentle persuasive way, and the right plan is to give new strength to the muscular walls of the bowels, and stir up the liver to new life and work with CASCARETS, the great spring cleaner, disinfectant and bowel tonic. Get a box to-day and see how quickly you will be BROUGHT BACK TO NEW LIFE BY t CANDY CATHARTIC 10c. te;Srli"llr SSSk5 25c. 50c. ALL DRUGGISTS To any netdy mortal suffering from bowel trouble and too poor to buy CASCARETS we will tend a box free. Sterling Remedy Company, Chicago or New York, mentioning advertisement and paper. Address tit Keeping Even. "Why don't you economize 7 asked the pedestrian indignantly. "I have economized," answered Meandering Mike. "I started out wit nothin' an I've helt right on to it."-- Still One Point Ahead. Briton Don't be so rabid in dislik ing us; your country was settled by the English. American Yes; but look how you improved after you got here! Puck. h iMtSStilrit ALL tLifc f AilS. V t J Best CouKh feyrup. T&ntea Good. Cw V i Ixl In time. Sold br niemn. f'l Tfcal HHla P-V Fr I ALICE MABGH, Bochkstz, H. X. X i I . 1,3 plain or rap tte. our U I " u U ft aliociwtil reacuyou anywhe.e 1 $