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Arc Appreciated by Johnson City People, Thousands who sulfur frin backache und kidney complaint have triad one i'midy after anuthur, finding only tem porary benefit. This Is discouraging, but, there is one special kidney medicine that cures permanently and there Is plenty of proof right here in Johnson City. Here U the testimony of one who lined Doan's Kidney Tills yesu-s ago, and now stales that the cure was lasting. Joseph Archer, living at 137 King (St., Johnson City, Tenii., says: "For some time I was laid up as the result of kid ney complaint. I suffered from pains across my back aud loins so acute at times that I could not sleep at night. When 1 attempted lo sluup or lifl, sharp iwiiies would pass tlmniuli my loins and cause me great misery. There was also a kidney weakness that was espec ially annoying during the night. The seen i inns were highly colored, anil con tained a sediment. I dually saw Doan's Kidney Tills advertised ami procured a hex at the Tatton Mrug t'o. I received a complete cure after using t bom a short, time and have not had a sign of the trouble since.'' For sale by all dealers. Price SOueuts. Foater-Milburn Co., Buffalo, N. Y., sole agents for the United States. Remember the name Doan's and take no other. "Yes,I gave uy drinking at New Year's, and at the end of Inst week I had $100 in the bank" "Grout! Could you lend me live?" "And yesterday the bank failed." Cleveland Leader. The Angler Is this psblie water cayman? The Iubabitant-Ay. The Aagler Then it won't bo a crime it Hand a fish? The J Dhabitaut No; it'll be a miracle Sketch. hinoTt auk'bo'cils a great institution. For instance? You can sit up in it when you pass a friend, and er,awl under it when a creditor heaves in hight. Louisville Courier-Journal. MixsOldobyrde Yes, that handsome young.ntan look me out uutomobiling and proposed. Mis (Saybyrde (Jrivcion. These au tomobiles are getting mora reckless every day! Chicago News. Why was your wedding postponed? My finance and his best man overate themselves or something like that at Ins bachelor dinner. Cleveland Leader. "What's your husband's attitude on the liquor question?" "Iieoumben Lies every time he gets home from a spree." BostoH Transoript. I ThrHliHS Itoseue. How Bert K. Lean, ot Lheny, Wash., was saved from a frightful death is a story to thrill the world. A hard cold." he writes "brought on a desperate lung trouble that named an expert doctor here. I hen I pai $10 to $15 a visit to a lung specialist in bnokanv, who did not help me. 1 hen I went to California, hut without benefit. At last I used Dr. King's New Discovery which completely cured me and now I am as well as ever, ror lung trouble, bronchitis coughs and colds, asthma, eroup and whooping cough its supreme. $oc and $1 Trial bottle free. Guaranteed by H. C Miller. TNTCnnHnt ... ' . . " llll The Tonic Properties of Old WhisKey U are recognized by all physicians of standing whiskey to be medicinally pure must be the real article such a whiskey is Sunny llrooli THE PURE. FOOD I5l Wii 1 It is distilled in the good old honest Kentucky way and its rare mellowness and richness of flavor comes only from years of perfect ageing. Every bottle is sealed with the Government "Green Stamp" upon which is clearly printed the exact Age, Proof and Quantity of whiskey within each bottle. DELIVERED DIRECT TO YOU EXPRESS PREPAID BY ANY OF THE FOLLOWING DISTRIBUTERS: L. G. Deniel Chattanooga, I cnn. Paul Heyu.an " M. Markteln ' SambHcettl, Blancl & Co Momphls, Tenn. H, Scott Liquor Cm " " Allenbcrg &l(lelster " , Whitlow A Perrow MidcIlcsboro.Ky. Swoboda Bros Colrlo, III n Bottles $ tt l-5tb Oallon 11 Rys or Bourben n Bottles $ga M Full Quart, IT Rye or Bourbon Women Who Are Knvied. Those attractive women who are lovely in face, form and temper are the envy of many, who might belike them. A weak, sickly woman will be nervous and irritable, Con stipation or kidney poisons show in pimples; bloUhes, skin eruptions and a wretched complexion. For all such, Electric Hitters work wonders. They regulate stomach, liver and kidneys, purify the blood; give strong nerves, bright eyes, pure breath. smooth, velvety skin, lovely complexion. Many charming women owe then health and beauty to them, oc at H. C. Miller's "Your husband Bays that when he is angry he always counts ten before he speaks," Baid one woman. "Yes," ans wered tho other. ' I wih he'd stop it. Since he got dyspepsia, home seems nothing but.a class in arithmetic," Tit-Bits. Subscribe for The Comet. "what nice littl children! Did your mamma, promice to give you something if you were good?" 'No'111, if we w ere bud."--Houston pi et. "I have here Pome vagrant verses." All vugrant verso gets BO davs in a pigeon -hole, "declared the stern editor. " i rat is, unions ou can nroduo vour topic license." Washington Herald. In An Kiut'iacncy. Where niaav people dwell together, as in (uiiilv, scarcely a day or a week pauses that some member of the family docs not be cume constipated or has indigestion, sick headache, heartburn, flatuUney, etc. Il is then that you need a remedy like l)r. Cald well's Syrup Pepsin, which cures these dis eases. Every family should have a bottle always at hand. It is absolutely guaranteed to do what is claimed, and if you want to try it before Inning, send your address for a free sample bottle to Pepsin Svrup Co . 1 19 Caldwell Bldg., Monticello, III. It is sold by all druggists at 50c and $1 a bottle. TruuhW Makers Oustrrt. When a sufferer from stomach trouble takes Dr. King's New Lite Pills he's miirhtv clad to see his dyspepsia and indi gestion tiy, but Ttiore he's tickled over his new, line appetite, strong nerves, healthy vigor, all because stomach, liver and kid neys now work right, 2?c at H. C. Miller's Gives by as 1M Physsci '3 1 6 S A -4 fel I, J 11 1;r F. Tumor of MiddU-sbnro, Ky Co cctifv d on ( Hilt tli.lt ty years ago 1 4ul a c-is of coturm'tu lilO'id p it ii'i. I v, tt't-itUd bv u VT', pniiniuc.il phy-ai- i ' f Ciim'.KTtitud C.ap, Tcnn., ly the b-st trc t- mvi't 1- . .-,v 1 to hi ; profeioti. lie Ire tin.c They used to say I wtis a man with a future. And now? Now they refer to nte 11s n man with a pnl. N isb I could bnvc a prescnl once. Cleveland Leader. "The unlucky in love are eaid to be lucky atcaidrt." "What good noun it do 'em? They cau't get out uightH to play." Louisville, tlourinr-Joiiruul. Sonic women arc so much in love with their husbands that they believe their excuses for staying out late. it J ',: t w:sx i,ll the tii ; vty ( e.'itui;.' soies. do linlhiug fo! t,) ?av;- I:!.-. . '. inc for Mii.i t'.n.-i'-iv got li ' bo 'y end limbs xv.'tv c-veied with In i;c The d ie lor finally to'., I i;ie that he couhl fc, that 1 vr.- s too far gone for medicine lu l Leant of a rmtabu.- compound t'.'.at . - .. - " tOSR -.'v..v;'.;'-. -. p3Pvi.-!'ll ere I jilease'!. th-- m.es vo i-.' e.bot.t all gone. 1 ;c:,t for nuo'!ii:r bulf gallon ami need il, from that d y to ib.is 1 have nr.t IVH tl-.; s'!!;hte:t rvtuptoin of tla c!i e T!:is vtv-tJl-i- tnc.licine is now on the uinri.e!, culled van 1,1 wt;l t cur; t::e. I tent to the man that made this 1 (:!' dv and ?,e :rt t a half ' on 3 of il and said it was bill :i inrl th .1 it Wou' 1 curu ni. I bt gait using it ami ia V n d..-vs 1 b gap. to get bettor, a-.d by the tin' : 1 b d 11 .1 d tho ue-h.-dt .-. 1II011 I wes t i'.,in' i ,-fccl May k, 100 Eastern Standard Time) Hubby What! Another new tins Wiley Well, don't be so cross. 1 bought it with my own money. 1 lubliy Your own? W here did you ct it from? ' Wiley I sold your fur coal. ..Phila delphia lmjuirer. "I've jnist been reading about the uower of the will. It's a wonderful bing." "Yes; I know of a will that uakeR seven children and thirty-two srraudehildreu behave." Puck. SblDDCd la nlatn boxt. Send rmlttanco wun your pruor. . . . ,. , , , 1 1. no gwios Hnvppcv v. v. vt H 13 t 1 111 .J " 1 NogoodiihtppedCau. mfmn i 1 I m rvrr? ' -. . lIUUflTD ltrot.zt' Turkeys. 1 rioi m u i u White Turliuys. BUFF Plymouth RocUs. Wyiinitdtles. Mammoth Huft (very rare.) Marumoth Toulouse. rntUriC Afrtiuu White uuiiunj 1 loo. i Fowke, urplo (very rare,) South Borxi) J. '.-.1 1 ,.. k I '" V Coo.,' V I MBLII.LIttHFItlOAp , Rj ail "w a. hi ULirrunnau nuu i c Mm .,TV I Month fP.-'lt J.ff a 1.: tw I'M 1 a!n 10 " i dj 8 M " Jill jj 1 vj r i mi tm urn wm warm I 1 that saved, 111 v life and cuud me sound ; s n't ii'.aUy Subsciib'-d find swim to before :ui l, '1 ; " This UJth d..v of (anuaiv, I ill)'.). ' ' V. Notary I'ulilie, Pill i oi l'.!-.. K : ; lis ..uineinK' proof that CLOUD'S ALTKRATIVK will i'.o loo sou!! nor to,) lute to bc'in usnu; tlii;- !n:c,ly. W.CO pec Bottle or 6 Bottles for $10.00 L-D hY ALL DRUGGISTS OR DIRECT . r. . Tit. Mr. e P. r.-. t Sl.l I'. n t RHDELESBORO, KENTUCKY Cholera Infcaiiini Csn Be PreverM Do not allow your liahy to suffer when wiu ansoimciv i,recm n. . ioon i, r rci v i,ai,v. i tat-s i it,,: n, u-u I' .'... r, ...,,.!... .: .. .1 l. ..: ... l-.l,:.- Iinnuirs. ivtriinTS iri'iiiiia: imu- ao- dim i an i,r ,.r,, ,,, one day old. Keep the hocis healthy. -'5 tents at druwia:,. i'rial bottle free if vim mrminn tins p;i"'r. Made' only by DRS. 1). 1'AIIRNEV S. SON, moras-rovN, "Jp. 2 15 VM,d. 4 lcS " id. 0 25 " ja. 8 20 AM,d. 12 46 lM a. 5 lo " 6 1" " 8 20 " 12 30 AM . .. St. Pniil ... . S peers Ferry . . Johnson t'ity. . Jcdtn-son City . . . . . Marion . . . . .lSustic . StdUard Air I ine Ry. . .. Charlotte .. . . . . Monroe. . . ... . Hamlet. .. . . Wihuiiifi'ton, PROFIT BY BEADING CCWiET WANT ADVERTISEMENTS Through scrviccdaily between John son City, Tenn. , and Wilmington, IS. C, making connection from all points, north, east, west and south. J. J. CAMPION, Traffic Manager, J 0 11 X SOX CI'JV, TENXl Will pay liigl'.est market price in CASH for Poplar, Oak, Ash and liass Lumber Will D. Martin, JThc' p m IllisiililM 1 -1 1 i- KM To Give People an Opportunity to Build While Lumber and Labor are Cheap Lots Have been placed on the market at prices fully 50 per cent. Irmrp than tlw will be sold beinnmc earlv this year. There is a constant demand for houses to rent good, modern houses, costing trom $2,5UU to-qopUU & W e W Only 00 c H 0U S6S' tree tCar Lio n be In Op No house in the Southwest Addition can be further than two A large number of good houses are now under contract costing form $3,000 to $25,000.. Now b, the time to buy am to build. During 1909 prices of labor and material will go up everywhere, and the lot m Uo SmitWst. Addition will be raised 50 per cent. Ul i'wC' Ul J X WWW w X EiAaHWli,, lHi' 1 II III, l llllllMll.ll : ,i i. i. - ration 1 IL. MhJ T imiihim' CI5 IF GENERAL AGENT, JOHNSON city, 9 ROOMS 4 and 5, UNAKA BANK BUILDING Tennessee 'if tit