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A QUEER TOURNAMENT By ANDREW C EWING Copyright. 1910. by American Press Association. "How Is it, Mr. Martlndale," said Miss Ashby, "that you men talk to each other as you do? Wbenerer you and your chum, Mr. Warren, are to gether you say all sorts of mean thin?: to each other, but I don't see that either of you gets angry." "Oh, we understand each other." "V 1 wonder if Sadie and 1 could do that" "No, you couldn't without quarrel ing." Miss Ashby was silent for a moment, then said, "I'm going to try." "I'll bet you a pound of- candy against a cigar that you quarreL" "I'll take the bet" 1 It was agreed between us that the two girls should have a talking tourna ment while they played a game of ten nis, Dick Warren to furnish remarks for Miss Blauchard, to be thrown In occasionally, and I to do the same for Miss Ashby. Umpires were, appointed, and we all met by appointment at the court. We permitted the girls to play for awhile without furnishing any re marks during which time they said what they considered very trying things to each other, laughing all 'the while and congratulating themselves on their ability to maintain good hu mor. After the first set had been play ed Dick and I, each standing by the girl he was to talk through, began to put in an occasional word, producing the following bits of dialogue: "You give me another ball like that." said Miss Asbby, "and I'll swipe you with my racket" Miss Blanchard only smiled. "Now you're showing your rhinoc eros tusk.", pursued Miss Ashby. Miss Warren ceased to smile. In deed, she looked very sober. The tooth referred to was a blemish to her beau ty. Dick made her retort. , "That remark was one of your own. You weren't told to say it at all. I think it real mean of you." "Deuce!" cried Miss Ashby at my suggestion, claiming 10 points more than she was entitled to. "You know very well ''its 30-40. "What do you want to grab points like that for?" "If you knew." retorted the other, "what a mad looking thing you were when you said that you'd put your head to soak." - Miss Blanchard tried to laugh, but was loo sensitive to laugh at a re mark which- was untrue. "I Ray, Clara"," she said when her opponent failed to take a ball she served, "if you'd stop looking sweet at Mr. Martindale you'd play a better game. Everybody knows what you're up to in that direction." j Dick scored one In putting that re mark into Miss Blanchard'8 mouth. Miss Ashby threw Vlown her racket. "1 don't care." she said. "It doesn't make any difference whether you were prompted to say that or not; you had no right to say it." Uer face was fiery red, and her eyes "were snapping. Miss Blanchard had not got over the remarjt about her tusk and seemed to take a malicious pleasure in saying what Dick told her to say, sometimes breaking Into short bits of irritating laughter. .j . " ,". " "Sadie, if you don't stop that gig gling y6u'll drive me crazy," I made Miss Ashby remark. "Oh, don't be silly! You're making a poor show of yourself. You should have brought a handglass." . . " You'd better Jia ve brought ojoq ' retorted Miss Ashby. you'd have kept your "If tusk yourself.1 you had hidden." Miss Blanchard dropped her racket and strode on: the field. "I didn't suppose." she said hotly. tnat this was to be a tournament of insults." . - v Bliss Ashby followed her. walking erect and with great hauteur. "I think you two men bad better finish it." she said. . "Doner exclaimed both pick and I, and, picking up the rackets, we began to piay and to chaff. We both have physical defects and did not . refrain from delicate mention of them. "Now I'm going to take you in the bald spot on your forehead." from Dick. "And I'll knock one of those spin dle pins from under you. Forty-thlr ty." xDirty-iorty, you mean, my your first baby lessons were in lying." "You know very well you've just out of jail for perjury." "Now I'm going to put a ball between those bow legs of yours. I could throw u barrel between 'em," . "Which eye are you looking at me with the upper or the lower?" When we had sent these delicate compliments for awhile we threw our arms around each other and kissed, after the European fashion, on both cheeks. , This we did to show our su periority in the matter of good nature to the girls. The umpires decided that I had won the bet. but sentenced me to pay it 4 ' . "I have no desire whatever," said Miss Ashby. tossing her head, "to ex cel at any such came. "Nor have I," Miss Blanchard chimed in. "I'll admit." I said by way of apol ogy, "that it's far more pleasant for friends to say nice things to each oth er." '; .". Brougham and Mulled Port. Lord Brougham who as a member of the house of commons was a most abstemious man. upon his promotion to the peerage acquired less commend able habits. .During his long and im-; passioned appeal to the lords to re frain from rejecting the reform bill of 1S3J "five tumblers of mulled port, with a dash of brandy, were brought to him at Intervals." When he came to his last sentence ("I warn you. I implore you yea, on my bended knee I supplicate you reject not this .bill") he knelt on the woolsack, whence ho slipped to the floor. It is recorded In the "Lives of the Lord Chancellors" that "he remained some time as if in prayer, but his friends, alarmed lest he should be suffering from the effects of mulled port, picked him up and placed him safely on the woolsack." No. 2020 ORDER FOR PUBLICATION In Chancery Court of Putnam County, BILL OF REVIEW. Sam Price vs. Cansada Messinger et al In this cause it appearing from the bill, which is sworn to, that Margrett Taylor, and the children and heirs at law of Matilda Slatton, whose names and residence are unknown, and cannot be ascertained after diligent inquiry, are non-residents of the state of Ten nessee;. that the children of Mollie Cope also Nancy Green, Fina Matlock. Jane Green, and the children of Combs Say lors. whose ages and names are nn known; also the heirs of Shoog Saviors whose ages and names are unknown and cannot be ascertained after diligent enquiry, all of whom are made parties defendant to this Bill of Review, they ana eacn ot them are therefore requir ed to appear on or before the first Mon day in October, 1911, before the Clerk and Master of said court at his office in the town of Cookeville, Tennessee. and make defence to the Bill of Review filed against them and others in the Chancery Court of. Putnam County, Tenn., by Sam Price, on the 23rd day of August, or the allegations in the same will be taken for confsesed. It is further ordered that this notice be published for four consecutive weeks in the Putnam Countv Herald. This Aug. 28th, 191L V. E. BOCKMAN, - Clerk and Master. By Ahrood Carlen. D. C. & M. Boyd & Boyd, -T. L. Denny, Solicitors ADVERTISEMENT for CREDITORS To the Creditors of W. R. Poston: de ceased: In obedience to an order made by the Chancery Court at Cookeville, Tenn.. in the case of - Morgan Produce Co. et al vs. Helen roston et al. the .creditors of W. R. Poston, deceased, are herebv no tified have , themselves made parties to said cause by petition and prove their claims against said Poston on or before January 1st, 1912, or they may be ex cluded from the benefit of said suit and from sharing in the assets of said W, R. .Poston, deceased. Said creditors and claimants are also hereby notified that by order of said Court in said cause they and each of them are enjoined from instituting any suit against the said W. R. Poston, de ceased, otherwise than by petition iu said pending cause; and all parties now suing the said W. H.' Poston, deceased, are enjoined from proceeding in their suits further than to judgment. This July 10th, 1911. ; . . V. E. BOCKMAN, - 7 Clerk and Master. By Algood Carlen, D. C. & M. jull3-janl It is easy td work your way up, but hard on the people you work. . ADVERTISEMENT FOR CREDITORS To the Creditors' of the Monterey Coal & Mining uo. : .''" In obedience to an order made by the (Jhancery uourt at Cookeville, Tenn., in the case of O. H. Anderson vs. Mon terey Coal & Mining Co. et al. the cred itors of said company are hereby notifi ed to have themselves made parties to said cause by petition, and to, file and prove their claims against said company in said cause on or before the first day of November, 1911, or they may be ex eluded from the benefits of said suit and from sharing in the assets of said company. Said creditors and claimants are also hereby notified that by order of said Court in said cause, they, and each of them, are enjoined i rom instituting any suit against said company, otherwise than by petition in said pending cause; and all parties now suing said company are enjoined from proceeding in their suits further than to judgment. This July 5, 1911. V. E. Bockman, jul6-novl ' Clerk and Master. ADVERTISEMENT for CREDITORS To the Creditors of W. G. Pratt Stave Company: In obedience to an order msde by the Chancery Court at Cookeville, Tenn., in the case of John L. Boman vs. W.G. Pratt Stave Co. et al, the creditors of W. G. Pratt Stave Co. are hereby noti fied to have themselves mad parties to said cause by petition, and prove their claims against said W. G. Pratt Stave Co. on or before the fiijst day of De cember, 1911, or they may be excluded from the benefit of said suit and from sharing in the assets of said W. G. Pratt Stave Co. Said creditors and claimants are also hereby notified that by order ofsaid Court in said cause they, and . each of them are enjoined from instituting any suit against the said W. G. Pratt Stave Co. otherwise than by petition in said cause; and all parties now suing the said W.G. Pratt Stave Co. are enjoined from proceeding farther in their 'suits than to judgment. This July 5th, 1911. V. E. BOCKMAN, ju!6-decl Clerk and Master. i Buck Lambs For Sale I ; of Southdown breeding iAIso Poland China Pigs g & Registered Shorthorn Calves i 1 Prices reasonable. X I Address, " J I J. S. OFFICER J Sparta, Tenn., Route 8 i I LAND SALE In County Court at Cookeville, Tenn. John R. Burgess et al vs. Dee Sherreil et al. - in ooeaience to a decree or the Coun ty Court at Cookeville made at the Sep tember Term, 1911, in the above styled case. I will, on Saturday, the 14th day of October, 1911, at 12 o'clock M., in front of the Courthouse door in Cooke ville. Tenn., sell to the highest and best bidder, the property in said Decree described, being a tract of land, known as the Joel Burgess farm, lying and being in the 2nd Civil District of Put nam County, Tennessee, adjoining lands of John Walker and others on the South. John Bullock and Floro Taylor on the East, J. M. Burgess on the North, and George Boyd on the West, containing 100 acres, more or less. TEttMSOF SALE Said sale will be made on credit of 12 and 24 months, except 20 per cent, cash to be paid on day of sale, and in bar of eauitv of redemotion. Notes, drawirxr interest from day of sale, with good 1 A ' 1 1 J. the purchaser, and a lien will be retained on the property sold as further security. inia win aay oi aepcemner, ism. W. O. Watson, Clerk and Commissioner. Boyd & Boyd, Solicitors. , 38-4t NON-RESIDENT NOTICE Lee Goolsbyvvs. Liddie Goolsbv In the Circuit Court of Putnam County, Tennessee In this cause, it aoDearinff from com plainant's bill, which is sworn to, that the defendant, Liddie Goolsbv. is anon- resident of the State of Tennessee, and residence unknown, so that the ordinary Erocess cf law can not be served ubon er. it is therefore ordered that mibhca- tion be made for four consecutive weeks in the Putnam County Herald, a news paper published in the town of Cooke ville, Tennessee, requiring defendant, Liddie Goolsby, to appear before the Judge of our Circuit Court for Putnam County, to beheld in the town of Cook eville, on the fourth Monday in Nov ember, next, to make defense to said bill, or the same will be proceeded with and set for hearing ex parte as to her. This September 11, 1911. R. .E. L Pucffitt, -38-4t Circuit Court Clerk. ADVERTISEMENT for CREDITORS To the Creditors of Guy Bohannon, deceased: In obedience to an order made by the Chancery Court at Cookeville, Tenn., in the case of J. H. & C. P. Hunter, ad ministrators, et al vs. A. M. Terry et al, the creditors of Guy Bohannon, de ceased, are hereby notified to have themselves made parties to ea;d cause by petition, and prove their claims against said Bohannon on or before the first Monday in November, 1911, or they may be excluded trom the benefit of said suit and from sharing in the as sets of said Guy Bohannon deceased. Said creditors and claimants are also hereby notified that by an order of said Court in said cause they and each of them are enjoined from instituting any suit against the said Guv Bohannon. de ceased, or his admin it-U a Lots otherwise than by petition in said pending cause; and all parties now suing the said Guy Bohannon, deceased, or his administra tors are enjoined from proceeding in their suits further than to judgment. 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