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n 4 V they are! cry1vlicffe.'Thf ' .family arc I lead- Toothache, Earache, ckache, Stomach ache, Neu Vlgia, etc. They are sentinels t warn you of any derange i'it of vour svstem. When brain nerves become ex- . sted or irritated, Headache I a a . ices you miserable; u tne nach nerves are weak,' in jstion results, and you ble up with pain, and if the re prbfnincnt nerves are af- ted, Neuralgia simply makes te unendurable, ine way to stop pain is to soothe and strengthen the nerves. Dr. Miles' Anti-Pain Tills do this. The whole Pain family yield to their influence. Harmless if taken as directed. 1 And Dr. MttwT Antl-Paln Pllla an excellent remody for overcoming head- ; ache, neuralgia and distressing pains : of all sorts. 1 hava lined them for tha past seven years In this capacity with ': the best of results." ' MRS. JOE MERRILL, Peru, Ind. Dr. Miles' Antl-Paln Pills are sold by i your druggist, who will guarantee that . the first package will benefit. If it falls, he will return your money. ! 25 doses, 25 cents. Never sold In bulk. - Miles Medical Co., Elkhart, Ind The Trials of Women. ' The homes of this country are filled with women whose trials utterly de stroy the Joys of exlstonoe. They are the victims of female disorders and they do not get relief, and they are forced to drair through the weary years without the nope of better days. All such should be sdvised to use a few bottles of f ' ST. ANDREW'S ' WINE OF LIFE ROOT. . It plants hope In hopeless hearts, the seeds of joy in joyless minds, whose fruition is the blooms of health on the cheek of the perfect woman, to whom the Ills of her former existence are now kVia 1 .uah rt Via nla.QiirahlA Ufa ' Thnnaanilil nt nritman all nun, t.Hia lanif ; have tostified to the truthfulnessof thfs assertion. TONICS FOR, WOMEN. Delicate women require a tonic. An Iron tonlo is pood, but St. Andrew's i Wine of Lifo Root is better. While toning up the system, purifying the blood and restoring exhausted nerves, it regulates any. arrangements, ana strengthens woman in the most sensi ; tlve part of her organism. Price SI. 00 per bottle. Ask' your drugsrist for it. ; Made only by ANDREWS MFG, CO., ." Bristol, Tenn. THE BLAKESLEE Sas and Gasoline ENGINES Vertical Engines 2H.P. 4H.P. Every Engine W.ar-. ranted. All the Latest ments. Always ready for use. Safe, Reliable' Econom ical, Noiseless. POSITIVELY SAFE. T!fw are especially rpnommendert for Rin ervl t:vm use.aatUufcan lie easily innwport-! from plivft to pltti'!, nnd furnUli the moat reliable ar.il woTiointi'ul nowt powil.le fur rinr.itng miuips for i:n:ilt watomorkg nvnteliH; for- driving tWii mills, t'nri '.!.'ilr. r.innini churn, rrpam Beuarritnr. .uid iiunTlincrr of nny kind re'iuirinir small power. Bvua im cuuuutfue sua prtuu imu WHITE, BLAKESLEE MFG.C0. Birmlrtgham.AIa. WHITE'S Cream Vermifuge THE GUARANTEED WORM REMEDY THE CHILDREN'S FAVORITE TONIC BCWSSf OS ISIITSTIONS. the ecHuiNt psipsaio ontv at Ballard-Snow Liniment Co ST. LOUIS, MO. or sale by Shji-atcmk Suppi.t Sronic. kTllTths cough"1. and CURE THE LUNGS Of. King's WITH i Now Discovery I AUCIIUDTIAM .!.. Fries F.rUli s . 0e 11.00 f -a Trial. fcT- si all i 'JB. Q Egypt Cove; SflffiaV la 1u A'fivi.' ' " v , .Well. Mr. Editor, as "SiH.kaio," djf Whiteside, is trying to take my place I U try to get In a little earlier this time. . Sick folks are all on the mend. V ell tmes lire lookln'f? fine, but some of them are tangled a little hit over the coming August election. Kelly and Drer are running neck and neck .with Kelly a little ahead. Both are good men and it is a shame to have to slaughter eith er of them. Ed Johnson Is running like a scared rabbit done gone out of sight Sorry for Jimmie but "kan't be helped." . Jacob Crpers was among tue mte- side folks last evening. Jake is a good citizen and we always welcome him in our midst. Bro. Hatfield is spending a few days with his children abroad. Dr. . Cheny was down from the mountain yesterday; and reports it O. K. on top. Jan. Koonff, Jr., or Males Bar., was visiting his father yesterday. Joe Koope has accepted a position with 01ive, Stewart & Co. Albert Beddow and wife, of Nash ville, are visiting their grandfather, Mr. Beddow, for the summer. Well. Mr. Editor. I see you have qolet a number of correspondents from the' little burg of Whiteside. Hope they will hold out faithful. It is rumored that we are to nave a wedding in this locality today. If we do I'll report it next week. It has rained every day here for al most a week, and the young people can't have any ice cream suppers which checks the lads and lasses , very much in their delightful pleasure call ed sparking. This is said to be one of the grandest pleasures young folks can J;et into. It is aid that when two overs walk out for a stroll beneath the shade and shadow of the eternal hills to impart to each other their long sufferings, that all nature responds to the tread of their gentle footsteps and the flowers that have "been sickened by the beams of a noonday sun, lift up their heads in gladness. The mother bird tired from scratching worms ror the young ones, shifts' her position on the limb of the tree: and begins to atnir Iova antisa rn them as thev nass. Oh, , ye gods J when shall we be able to get closer to thy heart? Come all ye readers of the News and take a stroll in the shaded forest and enjoy what Uod intended for you to see and hear. uainp iAgnter. Saved His Comrade's Life. ' 'While returning from the Grand Army Encampment at Washington City, a comrade from Elgin, 111. , was taken with cholera morous ana was in a critical condition, says Mr. J. E. Houghland, of Eldon, Iowa. "I gave him Chamberlain s Remedy and be lieve saved his life. I have been en easrod for ten years in immigration wor.k and conducted many parties to the south and west. I always carry this remedy and have used it success fully on many occasions. " Sold by Jno. W. Simpson Jasper, Tenn. Dexter, N. M. Sfierial to the News. Everything is lovely in New Mexico now as we have had a shower of rain, the first rain we have had here since early spring. It makes everything hannv. I would say even the' birds, but there isn't any birds here except mocking birds and you know they are always nappy. Mowing and baling and shipping al falfa hay has been the order of early spring. Just as soon as you get one crop disposed of it is ready to mow again. The Davis boys from Tennessee went hunting on the 4th. I think David Davis would like to take a trip up on a certain dry creek near Delphi, Tenn. You can guess whv. '' Ask Lester Davis how he likes the west. He says they work on the eight hour system out here. They work eight hours before noon and eight after. J. S. Davis was in the dumps this morning because a dog killed his pet lack rabbit. The Davis boys are talking of going back to Tennessee this fall. e will sure miss tbem. You people of Tennessee talk ' about your green beans, i wisn 1 nan some, I haven't seen a green bean this sum mer. I have seen plenty of brown ones. Come on, all you Dunlap writers. love to read your pieces. Lester Davis says he would love to see a piece in the News from Delphi, lenn. Best wishes to the News and its many readers. Kid. A Tragic Finish. A watchman's neglect permitted a leak in the great North Sea dyke which a child's finger could have stopped, to become a ruinous break, devastating an entire province of Holland. In like manner Kenneth Mclvher, of Vance boro, Me., permitted a little cold- to go unnoticed until a tragio finish was only averted by JJr. King s JNew .uiS' covery. He writes: "Three doctors gave ine up to die of lung inflamma tion, caused by a neglected cold ; but Dr. King's New Discovery saved my life." Guaranteed best cough and cold cure, at all druggists. fiOc and 1.00. Trial bottle free. MONTEAGLE MATTERS MOXTEAGLK, Tenn., July 16. Preaching at the 11 o'clock service in the morning by DeWitt Miller; colored Sunday school at 4 p. m., followed by song service at 8:15, completed the program for Sunday. Monday morning the clases in sum nier schools met at 8 o clock. Miss Charlotto Moore, at 11:30 o clock, in Warren Hall presented a stu dy or the supernatural as found in "Hamlet" and "Jnliu Caesar." Miss Moore will continue at the 11 o'chx-k hour the remainder of the week to ex tend this study of the Shakesearean drama with "The Tenipt'' and ' Midsummer Night's Dream." Miss More conducts the 11 tf Enjrlisl this year at Mvntea;!-1. Dr. DeWitt Miller le. Mrel this ev ening. IT'S GOOD ENOUGH FOR ME. You can talk about your H ine, Ver mont anil Tennessee, But plain old Arkansas is good enough for me. You can talk about Japan away beyond the sea, But Arkansas's good enough for me. ' You lie in Southern shades beneath an orange tree; A little Elberta bush is good enough for me. If you are stuck on old Kentucky that's where yon ought to bo. Then we are still more lucky Old Arkansaw and me. While of the west some sing, ; where moonshine serves for tea : The water in Tap Spring is good enough for me. Go brag about your honey made bv the honey bee ; The Tennessee girls are sweet enough for me Go tell of your great big cities that I don t want to see; The ittle town of Rudy is just the town for me. Then boom your city papers that ad vertise things free, I'll take the Rudy daily Oh, that 's the sheet for me. Go brag about your lodges with many a Blue uegree; -But the jolly farmer's union is just the boys for me. Tho' aged and cold, or warm with the hre of youth. Oh, give to me the union grip in friendship, love and truth. Rudy, Ark. JOE BILL, TATESVILLE. Special to the Arewt. We are getting along tolerablv well although the candidates are still after us. New ones are entering the race. Our free school commenced last Mon day under the supervision of Prof. Smith from Smithville. Tenn. H. M. Layne and John Tate have gone into the sawmill business. They purchased one from George and Kile Kilgore and are going to move it near here next week. 1 wish them much success. Dave Schilts from Beersbeba Springs was nere buying sheep. Air. Alexander and Mr. Scheller were here hunting votes. George Kilgore was on our streets and said he had sold out his interest in the sawmill business, but knew where he could buy another and intended to do so and move to Victoria and go into the mm business there. Joe Cordell and family, from Dun- lap, came out to visit his father-in-law ll. J. white. Joe returned and Mrs. Cordell is going to spend a few days with her rather here. Joe Ross and sister Angie came to town shopping in their automobile. Mrs. J. ti. Koss is on the sick list. Hope she will soon recover. J. L. White took dinner with 'Souire 11. M. Layne. Grover Savage from Gage was here. James Layne is still hitching his mule at C. W.-Palmer's. Bob Layne is still visiting every Sun day evening at C. W. Palmer's. Mrs. J. M. Lockhart and daughters were nere. H. C. Barker is calling now at A. J. Tate s. Amos Scott, from Cagle, was here on business. Dock White and the Bryant boys went to Altamont on business. Rev. Pete Samply is in Sequachee valley on a nshmg tonn I was glad Uncle Bill Dooley had got to call at the .News office. - 1 am ex pecting some hot stuff from him on politics as he has been speechless so long but if he gives us the unadultered truth, we will try to receive it. Uncle Billy ought to sugar coat his pills as that kind is the easiest taken. Bob Powell, from near Coalmont, as here. , Albert Barnes was in town. Once there was a man who had a son and the father did not make the son work when he was small, but did all the work himself. When the son got about ten, the father put the son to work and the son thought this awful hard and thought it all unjust and that father ought not to make him work but ought to continue to do all the work alone. So the son one day talked to his little sister. He poured out his wrath on his father and told his little sister that pa ought to be in the peni tentiary for making him work all the time. Reader, did yoit ever think as this boy did, whose father, was so good to him and sat up with him when he was sick, and when he would cry fath er and mother would get up with him in the cold or in the heat, lose their sleep and feel bad in the morning, all for their little boy, who thought fath er ought to be in the pen, who loved him and did so much for him, when father's head was getting gray and he needed help to make the bread that he and his son ate. Don't you think that son was very uu thoughtful? Don't you think if that son had been wise and thoughtful he would have said to his little sister, "Father and mother cared for you and I when we could not care for ourselves. Now, I am going to do all I can for them to pay them back and make their lives happy and take all the burdens from their should ers that I possibly can"t J. H. H. Boyd, from Irving College, Tenn. , visited J. L. White last week. J. H. Overturf was in town to get the staff of life. Watchman. Disease takes no summer vacation. If you need flesh and strength use Scott's Emulsion I summer as in winter. 5rl i. irce umplc , Sr'TFT I O'.VKE, Chemtat, . cij Pe irl , New York. rt weekly paper in the United Suits: Tb Chattanooga Weekly News. More than 10,000 news items ia each is sue. Nothing like it in tho whole coun try. The Chattanooga Wr.ekly News and The SkvxrHfu Vaixf.v News, - f-r 51. Subscribe now i, 11 .- ;". c ".it's. t DOFETCHIT'S If NONSENSE t Miirrv voting is mv motto, but there aint but blame phew folks hoo doo soo. it is mortar which holds tones to gether. Just won of them axidents that will happen is marrien, just like a byrd out of a nest when tha thave fethers enuff, without being able to tell whi. Sum marry for buty and never diskiver ther mistake. This is lucky. Some marry for muney and dont sea a blame sent. Sum marry for pedigrea and feal big fer two mouths then nnd out pedigrea Is no bettern skim miln. Sum marry bekase tha have been histed sumwher else. This is a cross match, a bay and a sorrel. Sum marry for love and not a sent in ther pocket nor a friend in the wide cold world nor a urap of pedigrea. This - looks desperate but it is the strength of the hole blame thing. If marryin for love is not a sucksess then matrimony is a ded beet. Sum marry bekase tha think wimmin will be scaerse in the next year and live teu wonder how the crap holds out. Sum marry teu git rid of therselfs and (lis kiver that the game was won that two could play at and neither win. Sum marry to be happi. Tha miss it and wonder wher in the duce all the happi ness goes to when it is dna. Sum mary, tha kaint tell whi, and live tha kaint tell how. All most every boddie gits married and it is a gud juke. Heap of us thinks it over fust , then set down and marry. Both ways is rite if we hit the mark. Sum marry rakes to make em religis, but this is a little risky. It takes a brite miss hunary to do it. - Sum marry on first site and if tha had ther frea will tha would harness nn and drive back home on 2nd site. Marryin has its chances. This is what gives it flavor. Ever bodie likes to fool with chances, bekase everbodie expects to win, but after all married life is as full of certainties and uncer tains as a dry goods store. No man kaint tell where he will fetch nn when he catches calico. No man can tell jist what calico has a mind to do. Calico dont alwayB no herself. Dri guds of an Kinds is tne child of sircumstances. Sum never marry but this is just the same with another name to it. If any bodie asks you whi you get married tell em you dont recoleckt. I hernest lie hoaiie sum of you will bea beniphit ted bi this. Studdie fer its gud fer yer. "Uncle Gid is givin yer gals sum mity gud lecktures if yer will jist heade to em. Ole Gofetehit draps in ever time sum times with his yams and lise and thinks. I notis he still holds on to ther bugs and if yer will zamin his hed yer will find a not rite on top aboute ther size of a guse aig and a haff. That not is called by the frean oligcrs, " PykesPeak. Zamin that not rite klose and yer will find all kinds of travelers and 40 thousan aigs. If all of ther aigs on that noggin of hisn was hen aigs and belong to me I could fet 3 thirds of a sent a peace fer em. would have more munny than ther old man U. S. America, and tha sa Mr. Ainericer is purty greesy. When Gofetehit was nuthin but a lad, sumthin got rong with that hed of hisnt and tha had ther docktors to perform a operashun on his hed, so tha bored inside of his coconut and, tha found in ther no branes. So the doc tors said tha wood have to put- sum kind uv animule branes to fill np the hole. So sum of the naighbors brought in sum branes in a thinbel an so the docktors, tha stuffed them in the vakant hollow place and kiver- ed up the hole, and tha made it betwix ther selrs and nabors not to tell what kind uv branes , tha put in his hed. So ever boddie got to guessin what kind he had in his hed. I didnt guess much btfkase I wus thar when he cum to hissef and rite mind, and I heared him grunt, grunt and grunt agin and he has been grantin ever since. Skuse me. I said when he come to his rite mind, kase he never had any rite mind and twix yon end me I ray ley believe that tnar thing what tha gut the branes rrum had tno kolery. Now, of corse I wood not like for ole Gofetehit to no that I have exploded that thing to the publick. I woodnt have him no I told it on him fer nuth in ever I seed. Yes, let ua all rite sum sense and be sum what sensabul. Molly Mog has went to saa her best lo. He is now livin in Mississiisisiniaiasssipppia. We noap sne komes back sun bekase she shore- is kute. Sum foks say I aint got larnin enuff teu rite teu a uuze paper, but when 1m ma1 a a tin iviiirvci t uml nikmnf . ics as I nave in the blew bac speller tha git a plomer as I have got. I nev er got as fur as compreaibilitv but I went to lady . and shady and I have been thar ever sense. - Well, if this dont find ets wa to that waset basset I'll cum some moer agin Yers very noingly, DOFETCHIT. ALL THE WORLD knows that Ballard's Snow Liniment has no superior for Rheumatism, Stiff Joints. (Juts, Sprains, Lumbago and all pains. Buy it, try it and you will always use it. Anybody who has used Ballard's Snow Liniment is a living proor or wnat it does. All we ask ot you is to get a trial Ixrttle. Price 2e, 50c and fl.(K) bold by Sequatchie Sup piy store. Ohio Miners Return to Work. COLUMBUS, Ohio, July 17. It .is estimated that about 14,000 miners went to work today throughout Ohio as the result of the agreement between the "stand pat" operators and the miner's representatives. The agree meut relates to the engineers, firemen and pumpmen. Twenty Year Battle. "I was a loser in a twenty year bat tie with chronic piles and malignant sores until I tried BuckWs Arnica Salve: which turned the tide, by cur in i'oth, till not a trae remains writes a. m. isruce, or rarmviue, a B-t for old Ulcers, Cuts, Burns an W t-:i'K 1'tc at all dru'irits. r. The Kind You Have Always in use for over 30 years, and mm ics m 3 w t ..man ct 7iv!an.TT DJ vmw ffii' 'j, sonal supervision since Its Infancy. 'COtCAXft A 11 n xv Tin nttA tm1rpilvn vnil In tills. All Counterfeits, Imitations and " Just-as-good" are but Experiments that trifle with nnd endanger tho health of Infants and Children Experience against Experiment. What is CASTORIA Castoria Is a harmless substitute for Castor Oil, Pare goric, Drops and Soothing Syrups. It is Pleasant. It contains neither Opium, Morphine nor other Narcotic substance. Its age is its guarantee. '". It destroys Worms and allays Feverisliness. It cures Diarrhoea and Wind Colic. It relieves Teething Troubles, cures Constipation ' and Flatulency. It assimilates the Food, regulates the Stomach and Dowels, giving healthy and natural sleep The Children's Panacea The Mother's Friend. GENUINE CASTORIA ALWAYS S7 Bears the The Kind You Have Always Bought In Use For Over 30 Years. TMt eiHT.un tMNin, t ut Tnim vans am. To. to obtain Illustrated eatalotfua f tht ttave. writ i pottal card, "tnd dataila mt ad 620," lga jrour on i nam and addr and mail FROM GENERATION TO GENERATION September, 18S6, 1 bought from local dealers one of your New EiUerpris Stoves. "Though used continuously, UU tOKlaVj after 19 years of hard use, a better cooking stove than seven out of ten in the settlement. "My daughter and grand children are cooking oa the Knterprise." Missionary Valley, Texas. TOM 'UiU. IMPROVED NEW ENTERPRISE STOVES are a fixture In that family, as in every family which has once ' used one. Made of good, first-grade iron, strongly put together. Con venient and attractive points are oven Socr kickers, side and out side oven shelf, strong ornamental base iskirt, nickeled towel rod and coffeepot shelf, and, if desired, capacious warming closet, or handsome portable copper reservoir returned inside, or both. If fire-back bums out in less than 15 year9, it will be replaced free of charge, prepaid to destination. PHILLIPS $ BUTT0RFF MT'GCO. HOUSEFURNISHERS NASHVILLE, TENNESSEE Arm Sequachee Water Works. Olfico: Mm Hon JH o'e. RESIDENTS of SequAtd Je huvrt all tiif privileges in connection with with water tervic equal t any rii-ft-clano city- The supily is tak ;n trom Cumberlaii'l Mount-tin from springs 35'' feet in elevation. 1 hree miles of pipe are now hul THOMAS Notary Ceitificats of in U S. Pension Ol'fioes. Correspondence solicited fr"iti residence or farming purpoes ;i:oi i - WOR Far 29 Years IksLH.;! , ool9 TT a.x.r Frcparad 1 J Aft! I'UU SALE UV SKQU.vrcilIE SUPPLY STORE WA.ISTTED. GOOD. ACTIVE AOKN'TS in ery conimii:iily to solicit t-ulur criptior.s for THE NEWS. !.; .-rs fnrna.i-sioii paid. Write t- ut. fur furtlitr information. THE NEWS, SEQUACHEE, TENN. Bouffht. and which has beea. has borne the sljrnatnre ! of has been made under his pet Signature of ta as. H. H Public A.ppDinfn??n persons ilnsirinu to Titlew carefully examined ""V'i - . c r-.v,f. WHITE'S CREAM 't. IT C3. r t.- v m n S3 F. I3ALLA3D, Si. Louis. r