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I. Ii V i i You G'an Never Tell How far a frog( can jump by looking it him mm Some times you can't judge the quality of a basket of Groceries by just looking at them. When you get them from us and they fail to come up to your every expectation, you just step to the telephone (we have two), confer a favor by telling us and one of our wagons (we have three) will just call and get them and return your money. That's just about as tight as we know' how to obli gate ourselves. If : we could command language to compose a stronger guarantee, we would give it to you. The strongest is none too strong for us, and the best Groceries is none too good for you. GROCERIES, BOTH STAPLE AND FANCY GOLD-STORAGE MEATS . PRODUCE FRUITS CANDIES All guaranteed. , Phone us a trial order. We deliver. No order too small.' No order too large. E. P.. GRISSOM Monetary, -v 4 4 f A successful man is one whtfeau make more money than his wife e&d spend. New York Times. . i To Fred Nolen.' ; J. M. Cole, guardian of Fred Nolen, Fred Nolen. ' In the Chancery Court at Union City, . Tennessee. ' s " It appearing from thor bill In this cause, and which is duly sworn to, that -.at the uefenuant J rea Joien is a non resident of the State of Tennessee, he V is therefore hereby required to appear on or before the . ; First Monday in October next before the Clerk and Master of this fpurt and defend the bill filed against ' flm in safd court by J. M. Cole, his . V regular guardian, or the bill will be taken j - for confessed. " It is further ordered that iv. this notice be published for four consecu , 1 ie weeks in the Union City Com ' mercial. This the 24th day of August, 1909. , . G. A. GIBBS, 23. 4t Clerk and Master. F. J. Smith, Solicitor for Compl't. Dr. Mendenhall's chill tonic Guaranteed Better FOR - Chills, Fevers, Malaria. Children and Persons who can not take Quinine, readily take this pleasant remedy. ACCEPT NO SUBSTITUTE. Prepared only by . J. C. MENDENHALL MEDICINE CO. Sivansville, - - Indiana- Sold by Red Cross Drug Store MRS: C. E. TREVATHAN, D.O.S.T Drs. Trevathan & Morton Union City and Brownsville, Term., Offer their services in the practice of osteopathy, medical and suggestive therapeutics. At present Mrs. Trevathan is located in Union City with offi ces at the residence of Mrs. Mary Cary, South First street. After Sept. 10 she will be found at her residence, 201 High street. Mrs. Trevathan will be assisted in her practice here by Dr. Morton, a reputable physician of Brownsville, when the services of that gentleman are required. Mrs. Trevathan has lately been engaged in treating Weakly County patients with the most sat "rtory results, and returns home again greatly pleased that sKeTenabled to offer the public the advantages of a larger experience in her work. 23-4t V GEORGE B. WILLIS, Manager WFST TFNNFSSFE W 'WW DEALERS IN American and Foreign Marble and Granite Monuments Get our prices on all kinds of Building Stone, &c. All work of Semones L Sons' foundry. 1 4w,' -al Estate Transfers. S. T. Wade and wife to W. M. Stal cup and wife, 11 acres in No. 13, $2,000. H, V. Brewer and wife to A. D. Brew er, interest in land in No. 7, $450. Alonzo Brewer and wife to A. D. Brew er, interest in land in No. 7, $450. T. C. Callicott to E. R. KitchelL, 121 acres in No. 4, $400. S. V. Ilolnian to E. Z. Moss, lot in No. 10, $250. G. A. Davidson to E. L. Bradshaw, 30 acres in No. 6, $1,350. Laura Maloney to T. C. Wilson, 120 acres in No. 9, $500. S. W. Cochran and wife to J. W. Wil son, 2 acres in No. 5, $1,000. C. G. Barker and wife to J. P. Yates, 50 acres in No. 9, $750. Mattie Loden et.il. to John Board, 25 acres in No. 14, $1,130. L. A. Callicott and wife to J. N. Brad shaw, 12 acres in No. 4, $700. T. C. Callicott to L. A. Callicott, 12 acres in No. 4, $130. P. H. Keathley to John W. Enochs, lot in No. 8, $50. L. L. Griffith to E. L. Griffith, lot in No. 5, $700. Elva May Weaver to Mrs. J. A. How ard, lot in Union City, $900. Wade & Eamsey to J. F. Johnson, lot in Kenton, $1,000. John Stone to Mattie Laden, 29 acres in No. 15, $800. Mrs. E. A. McCorkle to D. E. McCor kle. land in No. 14, $1,500. E. C. Eice to Alex Eice, interest in land in No. 2, $1,200. .P. F. Eice to Alex Eice, 95 acres in. No. 2, $1,200. Bessie Allen et al. to Wayne Thomas, lot in No.. 16, $80. Mattie Laden et al. to John Stone, 41 acres in No. 14, $130. E. C. Eeynolds and wife to I). C. Mad dox et al., 200 acres in No. 7, $15,000. A. G. West et al. to S. M. West, 49 acres in No. 11, $1,920. I. W. Stone to W. M. Mayes et al., lot in Union City, $250. E. W. Moxey to Lonnie Maxey et al., interest in land in No. 3, $100. M. Iris Brown to J. K. Postma, land in Union City, $2,500. A. E. Glover to W. T. Latimer, 129 acres in No. 10, $7,500. H. B. MORTON, A,B.D.O. MONUMENT CO. " " " Cemetery Goods, Curbing, finished ir .'rst-class style. ' N UNION CITY TENN. DISSECTING A GOOSE v . WITHOUT A SCALPEL Printer's Ink the Weapon Used "LET'S BUILD A TOWN." "Ain't That a Sight," Said Rev. W. H. (Wild Bill) Lvans. Now, readers, under the above cap tion (with a slight modification) there appeared an article in last week's issue of the Union City Commercial, being the first of a series of articles I have in store in reply to an editorial which ap peared in the Obion Enterprise two weeks ago and dadied by one Arch Johnson, purporting to enlighten the Obionites as to tho modus operandi of how to build a town, upon which propo sition I picked up the glove the afore said editor laid down; in other words, I dared to take issue with his Editorship upon a question in which the destiny of the town of Obion is involved, and in doing this I will in each of my articles confine myself to facts and figures, dates, etc., incontrovertible, and with no unkind feeling, no matter what the provocation may bo or has been in the past. Now, in my first article, I gave warn ing to those who, for the past thirty years, have persisted in trying to tear down as fast as I build up; and in this, my second article, I repeat the warning. Now, if you continue to harden your hearts and stiffen your necks in your aggressiveness, in your efforts to anni hilate my lifetime earnings, and fall by the wayside, as your chief and satellites preceding you have done, do not blame me with it. It has been my misfortune to bo on the defensive all my life, com bating, jealousy and the thirst for su premacy as tho propelling power. It has given me more prominence than I deserve, or desire to possess. This is Monday eve and I have no evidence indicating your intention to cease your persecution and haul down the black Hag you have' been waving over the people of Obion longer than it took Washington and Marion to drive King George from American soil. It is still being reported that I gave to Bro. Ellis tho catalogue of crimes and even the names of the criminals against tho laws of God and man that the preacher enumerated in his open ing sermon of the protracted meeting held by Bro. Ed Watson and himself, which closed last night. This report is not believed by any one who knows me, because I disavowed the authorship of the information imported to Bro. Ellis. Those who repeat it do not believe it. It may be, as Bro. Whitnell had preached the first sermon on the situ ation in Obion, and the fact that ho has for some time been in possession of the papers made out by my attorney, Judge A. J. Lawson, in relation to the farce (called a church trial) enacted in the M. E. Church, South, at Obion Oct. 12, 1902, subsequent to an array of Bro. W. M. Wilson before a committee com posed of K. M. Walker, pastor, G. M. Steele, secretary, and the most valuable member of the church at Obion, accord ing to the Gospel preached by the Eev. George Washington Wilson, and also in accord with a letter the Eeverend Gentkman wrote to the late Bev. W. A. Cook upon the occasion of the proceed ings of tho first quarterly conference held in January, 1005 (or more than three years after the persecution began), in which the most valuable member of the church played a most conspicuous part in the letter referred to. Bro. Wil son said to Bro. Cook: "I am afraid we did wrong in accepting the money ($105.00) paid in by the Wilsons; the most valuable member of the church told me it was tainted." However, in the estimation of Bro. Wilson, if the first money paid by the Wilsons was tainted, the taint didn't affect the last $100.00 I gave Bro. Cook an hour before ho left Obion to attend the General Conference at Mayfield, Ky., Nov., 1905, from the fact that after Bro. Cook, in his room and in the presence of his wife (now a widow re siding in Obion) related to Bro. Wilson the circumstances under which I gave him the money. The Elder said, "Give me ten dollars of that money," and he pocketed a ten dollar gold piece of the last $100.00 I gave him, saying, "Bro. Cook, I give you this money for your self and Sister Cook. As a matter in course you will have to report it as quarterage. But tell Elder Wilson I do not want him to handle any more of my tainted money." But that was not in the way of his taking what he called his part of the money I gave to Bro. Cook. I requested the Elder to return the money to Bro. Cook, to no avail. I then wrote to Bishops Hoss and Key at Birmingham, Ala., May, 1906, in forming them of the circumstances, and further stated to. the Bishops: "I wish you would show Elder Wilson my letter, as you are all together at Gen eral Conference." Since the Elder has (by application to my attorney, A. J. Lawson, in a letter which was handed to the Elder at Bethlehem Church Fourth Quarterly Conference Oct. 21, 1905, through -the hands of my son, A. Wilson, Mayor of Obion) positively refused to consider a proposition to ex punge from the church record the word "expelled," prematurely set opposite my name by the prosecutor, T. J. Ogil vie, which act was by Bishop Hoss, at Paris, Tenn., Nov., 1902, and Bishop Key, at Jackson, Tenn., Nov., 1904, declared erroneous. But the Elder said, and wrote to Bro. Cook, "I am as com petent to interpret law as Bishop Hoss or Bishop Key." Bishop Hoss an swered my letters for Bishop Key and himself, saying, "The entire matter will be investigated at Eipley, Tenn., Nov., 1906. " My church attorney, A. J. Lawson, and myself attended the Con ference at Eipley, but Bishop Duncan presided over the Conference, a short time before his death, and was in feeble and irritable condition. Tho matter was not attended to and is still an open question whether the decrees of the Bishops or the Elders shall prevail. Tuesday a. m. I will resume my re spects to Elder Wilson next week. In the meantime tho Elder wishes it dis tinctly understood that ho is no kin to that old scamp, Bill Wilson. Well, I am so sorry, but if Bro. Wilson will send me a barrel big enough to bottle up the tears I have shed over it, I will forgive him, as I did the most valuable member of the church for slandering not only myself but two Bishops as well. Not being content with that, like the (lame that set fire to tho Gayoso Hotel in Memphis, he licked out his tongue and swiped in a lady, who is, like Ce sar's wife, above reproach, a lady I have never had the honor of seeing in my life, yet the most valuable member of the church narrated to more than a half dozen citizens of Obion, in Lovell's drug store, Sunday a. m., June 16, 1906, how Old Bill drove this good lady around in a carriage over the streets of a city she was never in, and the shrewd old fox gave her a big lot of money and she induced the Bishop to decide the church suit in his favor. "The most interesting opening of a school that it was ever my good fortune to witness, occurred at the College last night. The speakers handled their sub jects in a masterly way. They taught the art of building a school, a town, rearing a boy and improving society. Tho boys awarded the blue ribbon' to Miss Frcy as the best speaker. Bob ert and Ben Morris said: "We are proud of our teacher. " I said: "Boys, if, by your conduct during this session, you will give your teacher good reasons to be as proud of you as you are of her, I will, at the close of the session, give you a fine suit of Dock Fox's best wear."' When Dr. Darnall finished his scientific oration and took his seat by my side I whispered in his ear: "Your speech reminds mo of pioneer days" when Tobe Wilkinson blazed out the SCHOOL BOO We. are the authorized STATE DE POSITORY for Public School Books Old BooksTaken in Exchange For New CALL on US for YOUR BOOKS, TAB LETS, PENCILS and ALL SUPPLIES RED CROSS DRUG Telephone 1QO. H. M. OLIVER, Prop. :::::::: :: . p. HAVE YOU TRIED JER. CREAM FLOUR Ask Your Grocer ffor it NONE Dahnke-Walker lllinglCo. I Ask us for prices when selling your grain. :::::::: :: way for a path to the sehoolhouso, 'a rouryl log pen, where Wash Wiley has resided for more than fifty years; when Terrell L. Camp used as readers the Life of General Francis Marion, written by his bosom friend and fellow soldier, Col. Corey, in which tho author illus trates by facts and figures tho astound ing fact that the Tories of tho South, produced 'by the ignorance of the peo ple, prolonged the War of the Eevo lution at least two years and cost the State of "South Carolina at least two million dollars in money besides barrels of blood that ever flowed through the veins of mortal man. W. M. Wn.sox. Howdy! When you tell the old world "Howdy," though it's feelin' mighty blue, It's mighty quick inpassin' of the time o' day with you; Springtime or fall, Answerin' your call, "Howdy, to you neighbor. How's your family an' you?" When you tell the old world "Howdy," You're on speakin' terms, you see Sociable and friendly as we humans ought to be; You think there's littlo in it, But it makes a golden minute, Throwin' off your troubles in a joyous land and free. Atlanta Constitution. Draws the Line. Every maid loves rosy cheeks, And crimson ear tips, I suppose; But heavens! what a yelp she makes If she develops a reddish nose. Los Angeles Express. AND UIPIP1LEES :: ::::::;: : EY BETTER w:::::::: NOW ON STRIKE Millions of Stomachs Refw?e to Do Their Work Propeb' All over this broad landyions of stomach owners arc being held in hu miliating subjection just because they are so stubborn that they will not ac cept a fair, square and broad-minded offer. Life is short for all of us; it will bo shorter for those who let their stomachs go from bad to worse. The Eed Cross Drug Store has a fa mous prescription called Mi-o-na, and they believe so thoroughly in its re markable curative power that they say. to every owner of a distressed stomach that they will guarantee Mi-o-na tablets to cure acute or chronic indigestion and all stomach ailments, or money back, and the price is only 50 cents a box. And still there are stubborn peoplo right in Union City who won't accept this offer, but continue to suffer from gas on stomach, belching of sour food, stomach pains, foul breath, dizziness, biliousness and headaches just because just because that's all, there is no oth er reason. Mi-o-na tablets stop dyspeptic agony in five minutes; they cure obstinate cases of indigestion, and turn the old stomach into a new one in a few weeks, or money back. Red Cross Drug Store. (PRONOUNCED HM-OM) Cures catarrh or money back. Just breathe it in. Complete outfit, including inhaler $1. Extra bottles 50c. Druggists. STORE a a KS V r"""""V r- '"V