The commercial., December 04, 1914, Image 7

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HJ .M I O C I T Y , X E IM M E S
Bach and every department has undergone Another Cut
in Prices to meet this Call. SALE. NOW GOING- ON
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1500 Pairs Ladies' and Misses Hose, per pair
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. 7c, 9c, lie, 15c, 21c
800 yards Ginghams, in Dress Styles, per yard
8c
2000 yards Percals, in Dress Styles, at
5c
1500 yards Percals, in Dress Styles, at
8c
3000 yards Hope Domestic, 14 yards for
$1.00
50 dozen Towels, in this sale .. . 9c, 18c, 20c
5000 yards plain and fancy Outing . .
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3000 yards Brown Domestic at . . .
6c
5000;yards Calico, in dress and shirting styles 4c
20 dozen Children's Union Suits
23c
30 dozen Children's Union Suits
40c
15 dozen Ladies' Union Suits . . . . . . . 45c
25 dozen Ladies' Union Suits
85c
30 dozen Ladies Vests and Pants 21c, 22c, 35c, 42c
800 yards Bleached and Brown Sheeting, 9-4
and 10-4, in this sale
3000 yards Shirting, at
8'c
3000 yards Wool Dress Goods
at Bargain Prices .
25c to 85c
2000 yards Silk and Crepe, in plain and fancy
dress styles, at v . . . . . . 25c to 85c
P U R 3 ;
300 Fur Muffs . 98C, $1.49, $2.69, $3.39, $4.98
100 Fur Sets . . $4.98, $9.98, $10.39, $11.69, $12.39, $18.49
100 Ladies' Short Jackets
25c, 50c, 75c
25 Children's Suits, ages 8, 10, 12 and 14, at $1.50
50 Ladies' and Misses' Coats . 98c, $1.00, $1.50
200 Ladies' Wool Skirts . 75c, $1.00, $1.50, $2.00
Choice of any Suit in stock for . . . . $1.50
Mil VIIllIii2Fy" Sold Keoraies of Cost. Those anxious
to save money in Fall Purchases, now Is your oppoFttiniity 2
ALL GOODS SOLD FOR CASH ! NOTHING ON APPROVAL!
REMEMBER THE DATE:
FRIDAY, NOVEMBER 27, 1914,
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II
Luke's Philosophy.
By Lake Mctuke la Cincinnati Enquirer.
You may have noticed that the fel
low "who whines tbatf he world owd
him a living usually b'wes everybody in
his neighborhood. ff .-
The, trouble with thVman who has a
Skye Terrier mustache 3a that he takes
his fingers and -makes & toothhrusb o'
his microbe strainfer i every . time he
brinks anything.-v"
And the hig cbst'pf living wasn't
euch a much in the old days when a boy
-came home, from school and chopped
wood instead of seeing how many balls
he could run' at pool.
The piledrlver and the pneumatic
hammer are in a class by themselves.
They can do a great deal of work and
yet make a lot of noise about it
Father tries to be a good fellow. But
when father is treating he takes beer at
5 cents per beer, and when the other
fellow is treating father takes squirrel
milk at 15 cents per copy.
' In winter when there isn't anything
doing, the fellow who is driving tho
auto can't wait to pass a street car and
goes around it on the left side when the
car stops. But in summer when the
high step is on the job, the auto man is
in no hurry and hangs around in the
rear of the car until the last corn-fed
has hoisted. i
Anyway, the woman who marries a
deaf-mute gets a good rest every eight.
She knows that be isn't going to talk
iu his sleep.
When a princess learns that in tele
phone language 1,000 is not one thou
sand but one-O-doublo-O.sbe likes to ask
for numbers that contain lets of ciphers
so she can impress the operator with
her wisdom.
A wise man writes an article in a
stock paper headed: "What Shall Be
Done With Calves?" If he would leave
it to us we would tell the wearer to either
pad tbem or hide them.
Some of the feminine fads have their
merits. A girl can't help looking sloppy
when she wears the heel of her shoe
where a man wears his, instead of the
hollow of her foot.
The cheapest thing at a bargain sale
in a department store are the men who
am standing in the aisles of the ladies
underwear department waiting for their
wives. " " "
, You never saw a fcuyman who didn't
have a busy mouth.
There 3n't anything wrong with mar
riage as an institution. But, when a
male hunk of cheese and a female lemon
try to live together as man and wife and
can't make a go of it, half the world
will say: "See! I told you so! Marriage
is a failure!"
The purefood law hasn't reduce! the
so you
stock of unadulterated nerve
could notice it.
The scientists have worked many won
ders. But, thus far, they haven't been
able to make a three-pound near-gold
locket take the place of a one-pound
bir of soap. , But a lot of the girls are
not interested in science, anyway.
The reason a bride is so happy dur
ing the honeymoon is because she im
agines that her husband tolls her all be
knows. '
Every husband believes that if his
wife got a chance to buy eggs that were
once marked. 40 cents now marked
down to 14 cents, she would jump at
the bargain.
The world is growing better. For
every man who is trying to borrow
trouble there are 1,000,000 men ready
and willing to lend it.
We laugh at the poor heathen China
man who puts rice and chicken on the
graves of the departed. But too many
of our enlightened Christirns go with
out rice and chicken so they can pur
chase flowers to put on the graves of
the departed, ' :
Some girls are so modest that tbey
blush when an automobile strips its
gear.
It doesn't take many years in some
cases to have the romance of matri
mony become so humdrum that friend
husband always gets a whiff of fried
eggs, kitchen soup and kitchen coffee
when he thinks of friend wife.
A man always has credit enough to
get himself into debt. ,;
Placing the Blame.
"That pesky Thanksgiving fowl must
have had some benzoate in it."
"Maybe so," said the doctor. "But
it wasn't the pinch of benzoate you con
sumed that did the damage. It was
that five or six pounds of turkey." i
Two Methods.
"I buy my wife everything she wants.
How about you?" .
"I keep mine wanting a few things,
just to be sure that her interest in me
is maintained."
Heartburn is a symptom of indiges
tion. Take a dose of HERBINE in
such cases. The paiu disappears in
stantly. The bowels operate speedily
and you feel fine, vigorous and cheer
ful. Price 60c. Sold bv Oliver' Rol
Cross Drug fctore. . advt
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Let Phone No. 22 do your
hauling day or night. Same
attention given all calls
15c jobs up.