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OR. E. M. LONG DENTIST Over White fie Burchard't Drug Store, Union City, Tenn. . . Telephones t Office M4-J. Residence 689-J Hp .1 11 fl w DR. E. M. LONG , DENTIST Over White & Burchard'a Drug Store, Union City, Tenn. Telelphones Office 144-J; Residence 689-J RGIA Union City Commercial, established 1890 ,, '... . . West Tennessee Courter.establisliei897, 15?' -,at5d SeKtembef 1. lS, UNION CITY, TENN, FRIDAY, AUGUST 20, 1915. VOL. 25, NO. 27. OMME - NEVER BLAMED THE BOOZE He took a bottle up to bed, Drank whisky hot all night; - Drank cocktails iu the morning,. But never could get tight. He shivered in the evening, And always bad the blues, ! Until he took a bowl or two . But he never blamed the Booze. His joints were full of rheumatism, His appetite was slack ; ' He had pains between his shoulders, Chills ran down his back. He suffered with insomnia, At night he couldn't snooze, He said it was the climate But be never blamed the Booze. His constitution was run down, At least that's what he said; His legs were swelled each morning, And he often had swelled bead. He tackled beer, wine, whisky, And if they didn't fuse, He blamed it to dyspepsia-r- ,But he never blamed the Booze. He said he couldn't sleep at night, ' And always bad bad dreams; He claimed be always laid awake Till early sunlight beams. He thought it was malaria, ' Alas! 'twas but a ruse; He blamed it onto everything But he never blamed the Booze.. His liver needed scraping, . And his kidneys had the gout; He swallowed lots of bitters Till at last he cleaned them out. His legs were swelled with dropsy Till he had to cut his shoes, He blamed it to the doctor But he never blamed the Booze. His clothes were getting seedy, His nose was getting red, His children always hungry, Himself not too well fed. His family he neglected, His wife he did abuse; He blamed all her relations But he never blamed the Booze. engagement. One ran ashore and the other .was damaged.. The Russian vessels , which were sunk were the gunboats Sivutch and Koreets, and a torpedo, boat. "The German ships sunk or nut out of commission , were all torpedo boats. The damaged German boat was es corted to port. - ; i ' I,'.,,; A statement from the German ad miralty concerning the battle read as follows: uur tfamc naval rorces Dene trated the Gulf of Riga after mine sweepers had swept the mine field and net obstructions. In the out HEROISM, WAR AND GREAT WARRIORS By Eugene F. McSpedden, dred brave Spartans, fell to a man at Thermopylae, but checked the Asiatic invasion and saved Greece I pity the man that does not bristle at the thought of Leonldas and Thermopylae. Aye, at bottom are we not all patriots and heroes? There is steel, thunder and vivid lightening in the soul of each of us, Combativeness, which, being com bined with courage, fortitude, pa triotism, etc., is called herlosm, is a disposition that belongs in genera! to all the animal creation, from the ants, which Darwin says, "They go out to battle in regular bands, and freely sacrifice their lives for the common weal" from the ants, to the great kings who, either Justly or that needs but the stimulous of the unjustly, shake the world with their proper occasion to set them Into tremen .ous wars. Monkeys, It is heroic action. said, have their wars and line up in I Man, in a very natural way, is post engagements a Russian torpedo regular order of battle. Lydecker, related to the rocks, the crags of the boat of the Emir Pucharskli class m bla valuable Library of Natural mountains ana tne Hashing blaze TJlnAmi ... J X f i thar mono frntYl rha ofAtinin VknA 9 .. v.jv-v. .. .wu,. f'FInf imh a Viatflo Wnmon Dnm. me D11IOWV c onn: nnrt ho hoars In boats, among them the Novik, and monkeys, known as the true langur nis own makeup the elemental fire, one large vessel, were severely dam- ana held sacred by the Hindus. Each lorue ana restlessness ror heroic ac side of the combatants was lined ud tivlty. But these are qualities of fin tho OMinff ion, s m oaiue oraer, out one cnampion, """ .auiuuu, uui mui aim - upiruuai On the evening of the 19th, in ..,, 'Avarilxa, frm v' nature: and wisdom, love, a sense nf Moon sound, the Russian gunboats side, which was the weaker numer- Justice a11 the nobler attributes and Sivutch and Koreets were sunk by ically, while two large males ad- impulses of the soul, tend under or- vanced from the opposite side ; the Qlnary circumstances to modify and two main armies standing still, as if turn tnese forces and qualities to the having agreed that the three cham- nble uses of peace to material, Dions should settlo tho issue Tho mental, moral and religious progress conflict soon began, and presently xne nature of man is bottomed deep tne soie cnampion haa one of his an "Three of our torpedo boats were tas?nist8 !ead on the fleld' and pro" ' I Oa&n on tn loir vi o-Aifiiiel it rtr flu U er; when two females rushed out from the stronger side and igno- miniously fell in on the heroic fel low and soon had him prostrate The victorious side then captured artillery fire and torpedo boats, after brave resistance. Forty members of the crews, Including two officers, some severly wounded, were rescued by our torpedo- boats. damaged by mines. One sunk, one was run aground and one was es corted to port. "Our loss of life was small." on universal nature and universal law; and the elements of attraction and repulsion, of harmony and dis cord, that belong to universal na ture, even to tne atom, 1 am ner- suaded, are closely related to these same qualities in the world of man. But as the race becomes wiser and ine. sivutcn ana norseets were sister ships of 375 tons displacement. They were 218 feet long, 36 feet beam and 8 feet deep. They were armed with two 4.7-inch guns and four 3-inch guns. Their normal complement was 140 men each. some of the others and held them as more and more moralized, justice and prisoners of war. h0ve and harmonv. that, nat.iim.iiv Mr. Darwin tells of a company of grows out of wisdom and morality. apes that were once attacked by a will predominate more and mors pack of dogs, whereupon they anions: the individuals and naHnna nf inamDerea rapiaiy up the mountain men. Differences will be settled Then he bad the tremens, And be tackled rats and snakes; First be had the fever, Then he had the shakes; At last be had a funeral, And the mourners had the blues; And the epitaph carved for him was- "He never blamed the Booze. " Unknown. THE WAR. 11 German Warships Lest in Riga Fight Declares Petrograd. London, Aug. 22. A dispatch K to the Central News from Petrograd says: ' "The president of the Duma has announced that the Germans lost the battle cruiser Moltke, three cruisers and seven torpedo boats in the Riga battle." The announcement as sent by the correspondent says: "In the Riga battle the Germans lost one superdreadnought, the Moltke three cruisers and seven tor pedo boats. "The German fleet has withdrawn , from Riga Bay. The Germans tried to make a de scent near Pernpvin (Pernigel, off the east coast of, the Gulf of Riga some 35 miles north of Riga). Four barges crammed with soldiers took part in the descent. They were re pulsed by the Russians without the co-operation of artillery, the Ger mans being exterminated and the barges captured." An official communication issued to-day says: : , "The German fleet has left the Gulf of Riga. 1 "Our destroyers in the Black Sea have sunk more t han a hundred Turkish boats." " Petrograd, (via London Aug. 21, 11:35 p. m.) A British submarine has, torpedoed a German cruiser in the Baltic sea. This announcement is made in an official statement. The statement follows: "During the fighting in the Gulf of Riga Wednesday, Thursday and side but happened to leave one small apo behind, which instantly set up a frightful cry for help. Whereat a large male ape, "a true hero," hur nea oacK, ana, seizing the young reuow, led him away in triumph, while the dogs stared at him in si lent astonishment as if struck "dumb by his intrepidity, True heroism in man, however, is a moral, as well as a physical, quali ty, and stimulated, often by the sentiments of love, freedom and nnally by the arbitrament, not of cannons and submarines, but of jus tice and reason; and the Prince of Peace will be the whole world's su preme man. So we must believe that the man in whom wisdom and the divine are largely or predominantly operative, is powerfully biased by the very force of his deeper grasp of the fundamental laws and forces of real progress, and by his deeper sympa thy for real progress and for all hu- patnotism. Hence, men, who are man beines is Dowerfnliv hiaaod tn naturally timid, under the pressure ward Deace. and Will rpanrr in war Of hi?h moral RP 1 f-rnn trnl m a v nrnro tiia snm 4tnn i 1 mM:i -u . i j. I . w,7 w I wvvn ii cc win, uiiiv , Lilts let SI t,,ua' LUC cm:m B ,UBBes weie "H Powerfully valient in the tre- means of defence or nf maintaining icoo uuuawu luiycuu uuais. mendOUS scenes Of baft o. Prinno a. woll-rniindod kn -Tk. "'A British submarine successfully Eugene was a great and daring gen- wjsdom and large moral endowments torpedoed a" German cruiser in the out Emerson relates of that and culture must see clearly that in Baltic sea. T. ;.i77 ". , T, , " . teiiectual enlightenment and moral On land, on the front from Riga ing him off thS FUT V""r! the to the lower Wiliia. there haa hoon at the am.nH nf ih t tm "? yuwdui 01 . luices lor up- -, ...o e""- utine nnmflnitvr and ho vmilH no change. In the direction of Kov- masterful self-control enables the Urate among men, if possible, these no troops held up the enemy's of- E"1! 1VHahent, ? be S0,,01"?1? salutary forces of peace, and not the fensive on the railway line toward '"ZnJT'r.l Ior of war. In the Kochedary. of thrv " 8 P"8.6111 state 1 ..t xt js onnii . v. uc.c.ucui., However, war on the front of Ossowetz-Bielsk- as calmly as If they were only flying protection of property and liberty, or Litovsk there was no important hSVt.tUrtTtta uStlff"nTWlta LT change Thursday or yesterday. Our danger. Jf1 Dte J troops repulsed a series of particu- True heriosm is a noble and lofty erable equity and justice among peo- lariy nerce anacKs in tne Tegion or impulse or attrioute or tne numan pie. Tne wisest and best of men Belisk, which cost the enemy enor- soul, and when united with honor therefore, while devoutly favoring losses. On the Bug in the ana Patriotism, adds a very high sort peace as a principle, may sometimes uiiiiLj' nuu vv Ui L II lu I lie lliai- " w cajicuicui aa cue viduality. Great heroes, or military onlv available means of reaching cer- leaders, thru all the ages have tain invaluable ends; and they may proved in times of war, when coun- also Prove to be valient soldiers or try, home and freedom were im periled, a people s and a nation's The German battle cruiser Moltke was a vessel of 23,000 tons, and car ried ordinarily a complement ofl,107 men. - She was a sister ship of the famous Goeben, now a part of the Turkish navy and known as the Sul tan Selim. . ' , The Moltke was armed with 10 11-inch guns and 12 six-inch guns and 12 2"4-pounders. Her armament also included four 20-inch torpedo tubes. She was built in 1911 and had a speed of about 28 knots. The Moltke was in the battle with the British fleet in the North Sea last "January when the German armored cruiser Bluecher was sunk. In 1912 the Moltke Was in the Ger man squadron which visited the United States. The Moltke cost about $12,000,000. . Berlin, Aug. 21 (via London.) Three Russian " warships and one German warship, all small vessels, have been sunk in the Gulf at Riga. Official announcement to this effect was made to-day. , ' , Two other German warships were put out of . commission during the mous region of Brest-Litvosk there was no important change. "At Novogeorgivsk there was vio lent fighting during Thursday night, the Germans . making an assault against the citadel on the right bank of the Vistula. On the rest of the front there has been no change." generals. Socrates, perhaps the wisest man of his age was a heroic soldier and a hard hitter in battle. Moses, one or the world's greatest lawgivers, tound it necessary on surest bulwark or rock of defense. Hence, we all should be and are true nero-worsnipers. in all ages some nrasinna tn ant y, and among all people, the most as- general. David, Isreal's greatest mrmuuiu ueiuea nave ever p0et, was also Israel's greatest war .C1veu me peoples sincerest nom- rior. Solomon, however, reputed the A.STA Tt 1X7 Q D .: f i'o rlofin fnnltvi rr n f I Itrioct rvf all rin Vi n A a ,1 x..o v.yj a.v flomage growing out-of the heart's ing h s re en: and those rulers have losses in the Gulf of Riga battle. A noble gratitude, coupled with a always been esteemed the wisest credulous, mythological tendency of whose reigns were the most peaceful mind, incident to a blind faith, and prosperous. The devastating ianniuuy reeling arter the divine war tnat is now raging in Europe that caused the rude, but valient, and for which no reasonable exenso old Norsemen to deifv their exeat or lust cause can be eiven. is a aH hero, Odin; the Greeks to deify Her- comment on the wisdom of Euro- cules and even Alexander the Great; Pean rulers. v And that the United the Romans, Romulus and Caesar. States so far have refused to be We do not deify even our greatest drawn into the terrible and senseless neroes any loneer. but the man. es- ""muiyuui, ia nigniy complimentary ine pecially if he be an American, who aoes German statement Issued yesterday declared the Russian gunboats Sivutch and Koreets and a torpedo boat were destroyed and severkl oth ers damaged. With the Judge. Judge S. R. Bratton held a busy session of his court Tuesday. first case called v was "the bicycle suit." A little, thin saffron-hued son of Ham had appropriated four good bicycles belonging to different parties around town, so the evidence showed, and he was bound over and sent to jail. The afternoon wa!s devoted to hear ing evidence in a shooting or at tempted shooting case from Number Seven. They were white people and it turned out to be a ' "family trouble." Before the evidence was all in the parties "got together" and decided the case out of court. They agreed to forget their differences, etc. The Judge's opinion was "not guilty." Then Court adjourned Desperate Character. Buster Slaydon, a desperate negro, wanted for various crimes between Chi cago and Paducah, was killed Friday morning between 8. and 9 o'clock just east of Fulton, near the Eoon road, Chief of Police W. Y. Eaker and Special I. C. Officer L. C. Boberson, of Fulton, firing the shots wbich proved fatal to Slaydon, who resisted their attempt to arrest him. He did not die imme diately and was . taken to the city jail at Fulton in a wagon by the officers. not deep In his heart honor, aye, revere, the name of Washington trust him not. The impulse in the human heart that prompts us to pay high honors to the patriotic heroes that stand like a ring of fire, , to defend our homes, our alter and our freedom, is no mean impulse, but a most noble one and grows out of the in herent qualities of heroism and pa triotism that throb and beat in the bosom of every man, that is worth the name. There is no better evi dence, says Carlyle, of a small man than a failure to honor great men By an inate law of attraction, that inheres among men as it does among tne planets, we are .naturally drawn toward those who possess in equal or greater parts those aualities of mind or characters that are large or dominant in us. Hence, the man of large and exalted endowments of mind or character, admires those that are similarly constituted: and it is only the most pusilanimous coward who does not feel any kind ling of his blood toward at least a capable, patriotic and heroic soul. Alexander, Caesar, Napoleon, Wash ington the bare names of these men touch the heroic in our own souls as with an electric current; we pull ourselves up and feel strong er and more valient. In reading of the daring deeds of these men. and others, like them, we almost in stinctively clutch as at a sword, and would rush into tmt deadlv conflict. Leonidas, who with his three hun-1 to the wisdom and goodness of the American people and of their chief executive. Wilson deserves much praise, but Bryan more. This old globe upon which, we live, thru the past geological periods, has undergone enormous convulsions and surprising transformations. Con tinents, with their valleys, plains, hills and mountains, have been lift ed out of the bosom of the ocean, and then almost submerged and lift ed again. Great areas of North America have been repeatedly sunk beneath the ocean and then lifted above it, as if with some powerful lever, operated by the Titans. At mospheric oscilation of stupendous proportions have also prevailed in the far past. There was the warm moist climate, with its luxurious vegetation, which climate "appears to nave spread over the globe, even into the Arctic latitudes." This age was ronowed by another widely anomalous atmospheric condition known as the Ice Age, when vast neias or sheets of ice extended far into the temperate zone, almost to the site of London in England and Washington In America. And vol canoes and earthquake in the remote antiquity were for more active, it seems, than now. But gradually thru all the " ages this terraqueous globe has been settling down into a more stable and dependable condi tion. So in the earlier and ruder ages of man's existence, ' his condi tion and life were much more con- Clienyloss Grain Co. Winter Grown Barley, Crimson Clover Seed, New Crop Rye, Rape Seed, All Kinds Field Seeds, Tennessee Horse Feed, Tennessee Dairy Feed, Corn, Chops, Oats and Bran, ; All Kinds Feed. 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