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HOW DEPRECIATION WOULD WORK. SMALL CHANGE. It is a significant fact that in the States where the largest number of shilled workingmen are employed at the highest wages, the agitation for free silver met with no response. At tempts were made by a few so-called ‘ ‘labor leaders” to create a sentiment in favor of free coinage, but in every case their efforts were fruitless. That many of the farmers of the United States are comparatively poor is beyond question. Hundreds of thousands of men are trying to get a living out of inferior soil and are suf fering from the competition of others who are cultivating more fertile lands. Under these circumstances the returns for the labor of the former class are very small, and there is naturally a dis positon to welcome any new promise of relief from a condition which is be lieved to be in some way or other duo to the action or neglect of the Govern ment. To these men, ignorant of the real causes of their poverty, but dimly feeling that the evils of which they complained might be cured by laws of some kind, came the demagogic agents of the silver mine owners; the cheap politicians seeking the spoils of office; and the one-idead enthusiast who was sure that the ills of poverty would quickly disappear if only the country was supplied with more and cheaper money. Glowing word pictures were painted of wealth in abundance for all, as soon as a free coinage law would be adopted and the mints set to work grinding out a grist of silver dollars. No promise was too extrava gant for the men who talked of riches without working for them, and in lit erature and speeches cunningly com posed of half-truths and whole false hoods, a vision of unbounded prosper ity was conjured up before each farmer’s eyes. But soon there came serious doubts and questionings. The advocates of sound money spread abroad literature in which the free silver doctrine was ridiculed as absurd, or denounced as dangerous. It was pointed out that merely cheapening the currency could not increase the wealth of the coun try, and that changing silver bullion into coins would not make it easier for farmers to get more of it. The evil effects of tampering with the measure of values on which the whole business interests of the country rest ed were clearly shown, and the results of a policy which would cause another financial panic given in plain language. The men who had blindly swallowed the free coinage mixture became alarmed. They began to ask: “Is it not possible that we are mistaken ? Will free silver really do what we have been told about it? Have we been deluded by the cheap money advo cates?” The answers to these ques tions settled the free coinage agitation in so far as it seriously threatened to be the controlling political issue. Once the farmers refused to accept the silver gospel on faith, the cause of the silverites was lost. Farmers’ Significant Vets. Tbe annual convention of the Amer ican Bankers’ Association, which be gan in Atlanta yesterday, will, of course, have National interest, and possibly importance. But so far as the silver question is concerned the bank ers can hope to say nothing more forcible than was said by the farmers assembled in National congress in the same city on Monday last, when they voted down a 16 to 1 free coinage res olution by a majority of 147, and clinched their action later in the day by rejecting a resolution in opposition to the further issue of bonds. —Phila- delphia Record. Little Tee Wee. Little Tee Wee, He went to sea In im open boat; And while a (lost The boat bended. My story's ended. SXJt'PLEMENT TO THE IPRITsTCK GEORGES ENQUIRER, UPPER MARLBORO, MO. COST OF BAD MONEY Falls on Wage Earners Because Prices Klse Faster Thau Wages. Mr. Edward Atkinson has contribu ted to Harper’s Weekly an article ex hibiting the effect of %a depreciated currency upon the working classes and people of small means. It consists of deductions from tbe experience of the country during the paper money regime. The first thing shown is the fact well known to all who remember that period, or have familiarized them selves with it, that wages did not rise so promptly as the prices of commodi ties, The average for seven years after the introduction of the legal tender notes shows an increase of wages of 35.9 per cent, and an increase in general prices of 71 per cent. This amounts to much the same thing as a reduction of nearly one-third in wages. No fact is better understood by all who have even a slight acquaintance with financial history than that wages advance less rapidly than prices, and legislation which reduces the purchas ing power of money therefore falls heavily upon nine-tenths of the popu lation. At a later period wages rose, but that was when the paper dollar was “appreciating” in value according to the common phrase. The silver and other cheap money men canuot be expected to understand this, bat it is the fact. After allowing for the increased taxation to which the Government was obliged to resort, Mr. Atkinson con cludes that about a billion dollars a year for seven years, 1862 to 1869, was transferred from the many who live on wages to the few who live on profits by this redaction in the purchasing power of the dollar. It is this perfectly well established eflect of a reduction in the money unit upon wage receivers that makes tbe clamor of portions of the working classes in this country for the silver instead of the gold dollar in comprehensible. The working classes of Europe know better than this; in Germany they have openly opposed any attack upon tbe gold standard; in both England and Germany the sil ver men, who are the only international bimetalists, are nobles and great land owners. Mr. Atkinson also figures reasona bly enough that the cost of tbe war was increased a billion dollars by the depreciation of tbe dollar, and the in terest upon that increased cost has amounted to a billion dollars. Proba bly both of these estimates are too low. The purchases of the Govern ment were especially large at the time when the dollar was most depreciated. Mr. Atkinson gives his reasons for believing that for a term of years the depreciation of the greenback amount ed to a tax of forty dollars upon every man, woman and child, or $l2O annu ally upon every bread winner. He is quite justified in suggesting that the foundations or many of the great fortunes that now worry the Populists and the Socialists were laid by the depreciation of the currency in the war period and the transfer to profits of an immense amount of the National production which wonld otherwise have gone to wages. Yet these Populists and Socialists are de termined to bring about another and a much more sudden depreciation of the monqy unit,—New York Journal of Commerce. Poor Man Always Gets Le!t. Q. The free coinage men say free silver would benefit the poor man more than it would the capitalist? A. That isn’t so. If property goes np in price the mau having most of it will benefit most, the mat having lit tle will benefit little, and the man having nothing will not benefit at all. The same is true of silver as of any other property. Bat it might not hurt them as bad as it would some capitalists. —Merchant. Uncle Sam’s White Elephant. Mr. Carlisle in his Boston speech showed that since resumption we have paid $331,000,000 in order to keep our $346,000,000 of greenbacks in circulation. When they shall be re deemed they will have cot $377,000,- 000. Are we not paying dearly for the legal tender experiment? It added vastly to the expense of putting down the rebellion, aud is likely to prove as burdensome during peace as during war. The Smith’s Worst Enemy. “I know of no more effective way of crippling the South and its industries than for our people to clamor for the payment of debts already contracted and hereafter to be contracted in de preciated silver dollars.”—lion. Hil ary A. Herbert. Speech is silver, and both are pretty cheap just now. WAMPUM CURRENCY, Ridiculous Attempts of New Nether lands Law Makers to Prevent Depreciation—Lessons for Popu lists Who Have Brought the “Be It Enacted” Farce Up to Date; History is replete -with lessons of the evils of depreciated or bad money. If they were familiar to oar voters there wonld be no cheap money states men in this country. The lessons to be learned from the use of wampum (also called wampumpeag or peag), the earliest money used in this country, cover practically every phase of the 16 to 1 silver question now disturbing millions of minds of honest voters. Wampum was the currency in use among the more civilized Indians found on the coasts of Long Island Sound by our first settlers. It con sisted of either white beads, made from the ends of a periwinkle shell, or black beads, made from clam shells, and after being polished artistically, arranged in strings or belts. One black was worth two white beads. These beads not only had real value among the Indians, but in their sim ple life made a perfect currency and gave evidence of the superiority of these particular Indians. Wam pum was early adopted by the colonists and soon be came the prevailing currency. In a few years ‘‘Smart Alecks" among the whites began to counterfeit wampum by leaving the beads unpolished or unpierced or by making them of bone, horn, glass and even of wood. Both because of this depreciation and the need of the colonists (who were more civilized, had greater divison of labor and who wished a currency that coaid be exported) for better money, wam pum lost its place as money m the dif ferent colonies between the years ’650 and 1700. It continued longer iu use in New Amsterdam (Hudson River Valley, including New Jersey and Long Island) than in other colonies, and it is to the strenuous but humorous ef forts of the lawmakers of this colony to prevent the inevitable that we now wisl to call especial attention. Mr. Simon W. Rosendale, of Al bany New York, has recently pub lishec “The Involution of Wampum as Cnrreicy.” It consists almost entire ly of ‘Ordinances of the Director and Connci.ofNew Netherlands regulat ing the Jurrency of Wampum.” The first (in 611) begins : “Whetjas, Very bad wampum is at present ci-culated here, and payment is made n nothing but rough, un polished stiff, which is brought hith er from plaes where it is 50 per cent, cheaper tha it is paid out here, and the good, piJisbed wampum, common ly called Manhattan Wampum, is wholly put ot of sight or exported, which tends t the express ruin and destruction ofthis country; in order to provide in rtme therefor, we do, therefore, for he public good, inter dict and forbid all persons of what state, quality, >r condition soever they may be, to eceive in payment, or to pay out, ay unpolished wam pum during the nst month of May, except at five ft- one stiver (one English penny), an that strung, and then, alter that, ix beads for one stiver. Whosoever hall be found to have acted contrar hereunto shall provisionally forfeit the wampum which is paid out and go guilders for the poor, and both p%ar and payee are alike liable. Th well-polished wampum shall its price as before, to wit; Four it o ne stiver, provided it tys strung.” In 1647 a resolutioi permitting 1 loose wampum to citoahe, but de- : daring that all impend beads ! should be accepted only a bullion, 1 was passed. Oa May 30, 1650, owin to de- 1 predation, it was solemnly leolared ’ that “henceforward no moj loose ( wampum shall be current or god pay 1 unless it be strang on a cord.’\ ever . i theless “to establish soma dit re nce 6 between the commercial wap am t and strung wampum, so as iu itnre 1 to avoid all misunderstanding,” . er y t one, under penalty of confiscate Q f ( his trade or business, was commai e d to accept six white or three commercial or eight white and f lr black of “poor strung wampum” T one stiver. ] On September 14, 1650, it was d ( dared that their previous ordinanc c was not being observed or obeyed. 1 They commanded every one underi penalty of “stoppage for his trade or business" to accept the poor strung wampum at the rates fixed. On January 3, 1657, the good Coun cil again regretted the “intolerable dearness of all sorts of commodities and household supplies, the prices of which are enhanced from time to time, principally, among other causes, in consequence of the high price of beaver and other peltries in this coun try beyond the value, which, by rea son of the great abundance of wam pum, is advanced to ten, eleven and twelve guilders for one beaver; and wampum being for want of silver and gold coin as yet the most general and common currency between man and man.” They said that because brewers, bakers, grocers, etc., “make a differ ence of 30, 40 or 50 per cent, when they sell their wares for wampum or for beaver,” that “the superior and inferior magistrates of this Province are blamed, abased and cursed by strangers aud inhabitants, and the country generally receives a bad name, while some greedy people do not hesi tate to sell the most necessary eata bles aud drinkables, according to their insatiable avari.ee, viz. : the can of vinegar at 18 a 20 stivers; the can of oil at 4 a 5 guilders; the can of French wine at 40 a 4-5 stivers; the gill of brandy at 15 stivers, end two quarts of home-brewed beer, far above its price, at 14 a 15 stivers, etc.,which the greater number endeavor to, ex cuse on the ground that they lose a great deal in the counting of the wam pum, that it is partly short aud partly long; that they must give 11 al2 and more guilders before they can convert the wampum into beaver.” Prices were again fixed firmly under heavy penalties and the ordinance was pub lished publicly. In November, 1658, we find the Council again “kicking itself” be cause,in defiance of all its former ordi nances, wampum had declined until it took 16 guilders to equal 1 beaver, and shopkeepers, brewers, bakers, etc., were so avaricious and harsh that they made “a difference of 80, 90, yea 100 percent.,” between the beaver and the wampum prices of their wares. “To prevent the altogether too great clamor and complaint of dearness,’’ prices of “the most necessary articles, it such as bread, beer and wine,” were - once more solemnly and unalterably e fixed in silver, beaver and wampum. The tun of small beer: f Threa guilders in silver. . Four and one-half guilders in ! beaver. Six guilders in wampum. In spite of the good intentions of i the Director and Council and of their a severe laws, they declared, on Deoem . ber 28, 1662, that wampum had depre e ciated “to the degree that 20, yea, ; even by some 24, guilders, are now dinarily paid for one beaver.” Never i theless they proceeded to fix ratios and > prices in away that would do credit I to a modern “pop” convention. It did not dawn upon the minds of 5 our forefathers that wampum was de ■ predating in value because it was be ing produced more and more cheaply and because it was becoming, as com pared with beaver and silver, a poor standard of value, unfitted for our s renoy in the growing and trading colonies. They thought to stay I natural with artificial laws. r We have but to substitute silver for ■ wampum aud gold for beaver and we r bring the “be-it-enaoted” farce up ■ to date. l All of the long-haired and ahort i witted statesmen that ever assembled i cannot, for any great length of time, ■ force a depreciated and unpopular currency upon a civilized country, i ! HOLDER STAGE OF CIVILIZATION. Since man become a trading animal and had gumption enough to appre ciate the advantages of money over barter, the form of currency has everywhere been an indication of the degree of civilization attained. In the hunting stage skins and fors, and sometimes shells, beads and other substitutes for jewelry were used ns currency. In the pastoral stage sheep and cattle were the usual, with tusks and perhaps slaves the unusual, forms of currency. In the agricul tural stage, wheat, barley, Indian corn, olive oil, tobacco, sugar, giuger, eggs, dried codfish, were some of the products used as currency at different times and places. Cotton cloth, straw mats, salt, beeswax, haud-mado nails have each served as currency. By evolution and progress the use of each of these commodities as cur rency has been discarded. It was found that each lacked some essential quality for use as money. Some ware perishable; others too bulky and hard to transport; others could not be easily divided for the purpose of mak ing “change;” others ware not uni form in size; others were easily coun terfeited ; and nearly all lacked stabil ity of value. The metals being peculiarly adapted for use as currency most civilized or half-civilized Nations early recognized these advantages aud made money of metals. Iron, lead, tin, copper, platinum, nickel, silver and gold have each served as money, especially among manufactnring and commer cial Nations. The civilized Nations [ have practically abandoned the use of all bat silver and 1 the most highly civilized ctWtos have dia carded, or are discarding, the use of silver, except for subsidiary coinage. Qold is undoubtedly the best fitted of all metals for monetary purposes. It is for this reason that it has sur vived as money and has become the standard of value in all leading com mercial Nations. We are now in the golden stage of civilization and have as surely passed the silver stage as we have the agricultural and pastoral stages. Those who are trying to pre vent the completion of this process of evolution are unnecessarily wasting nerve tissue. They should read what the Darwins aud Huxleys, who have studied the history of money, have to say and they will dream less about “gold bugs” aud “Wall street” and enjoy better health and make better citizens of the modern world. Pestiferous Intermeddling. The advocates of free silver are pressing for legislation to compel the acceptance of silver, not by those who do want it—no law is necessary for that—but by those who do not want it; and this at the importunity, not of ■hose who prefer silver, but of those ho, having it, or thinking they can rocure it cheaply, wish to be enabled T law to force it upon others who Sther have it nor want it. This i s ms to me the most pestiferous in- possible.—Hon. John "Vitt Warner. ■ T ree Silver’s “Ideal” Dollar. free silver men have invented that deal” dollar, of which it will requu only a few for what we have to hnjbtU of which wa can get a great f or wa }j aVd to 80 n, If free c aa^e doesn’t redoes the pur chasing )VVeP an( j increase the debt paying 0 f the dollar, oue p ar t .*“ 3 . ac *hates will be disappointed. If it does 'that, others of its advocates will not g. w hat they want; it cer tainly woun Qra ont to be the worst i “boomeraa, a sane people ever han dled.—Merest When the o j, s Degin to Move. It seems the t. t ijet people act thet trouble 3 lu e a j r For all the big n- 3 ( a3e3 i ook jf they had a scare! But father says it i 0 us? fe _ j 0 gQ , glum, ; Fjr *' a3a • ';“£ -into move ifak < Thin - . ' U; ' Thay talk about the sib era ,, 3n - sker3itJ ' of coin ■ And wonder if there isn\ ma .. partv ., thay kiujoml 1 ■ But father sez it seems t._ „ , , going dumb, m tho P e °P lQ 3 Fer when the crons bogia L. ’Twill W Make Things Hum! 1 An’ father sez the feilars thc.„, .. . . else ta do BOthm But set around and talk an’ ta , ... the: don’t came true. m thm S* Had better go: a move <>u them a. , , “kingdom come.’ looK fot Fer when the crops begin to movo Twill i i Make Things Hum! Olathe Ui. EXPENSIVE GREENBACKS. Secretary Carlisle Shows That They Are Neither Cheap Nor Kfflcleat as Honey. An impression exists, even in the minds of many who do not call them* selves Populists, that United States notes, known as “greenbacks,” form a cheap and almost ideal currency. They are not only very costly but there are many evils and dangers con nected with their use as currency. In fact the opinion is becoming general among our financial experts and students that this country will have no financial repose until the green backs are retired. The Secretary of the Treasury is compelled by law to redeem these notes whenever presented in “coin”—either gold or silver as demanded. He can not then cancel them but must re-issue them as often as they are presented. They thus be come a siphon for drawing gold out of °ur Treasury and are undoubtedly partly responsible for more than one panic and financial scare. It is to re deem them that we maintain a reserve of $100,000,000 in gold—held idle and useless except for this purpose. In his speech at Boston, Mass., on October 12th, Secretary Carlisle sum marized some of the items of cost of maintaining our greenback currency as follows: “The losses already sustained on this account are almost beyond computa tion, and there is no good reason to believe that the country can escape further injury in the future if the policy of the Government is unchanged in this respect. The fact that the soundness of our currency depends, or is supposed to depend, upon the maintenance of a certain fixed reserve in the Treasury keeps the business of country in an almost constant state of agitation and alarm, and is, from every point of view, detrimental to the interest of the people. “I will not take the time this evening to discuss the various plans that have been suggested for the re tirement and cancellation of the old United States notes and the Treasury notes, my only purpose now being to assist in directing public attention to the subject and to express the decided opinion that this element of weakness must be eliminated from our system before we can have any positive assur ance of permanent safety. “After the experience of the last three years it seems almost incredible that a proposition to retire these notes should encounter serions opposition, though there is, of course, room for wide difference of opinion as to the manner in which it shall be accom plished and as to the character of the currency that shall be substituted for them. “It is sometimes said that, although these notes constitute a part of the public debt, they bear no interest, and are therefore the cheapest form of currency that can be provided for the use of the people. A very brief state ment of the facts will be sufficient to show how erroneous this conclusion is, and that the United Stai es note is the most expensive form of currency that the people can have. COST OF PRODUCING SILVER. An excellent series of articles on the currency question have recently ap peared in the Charlotte (N. C.) Ob server, over the signature “Mer chant.” We extract the following: Q. What is the cost of mining silver per ounce? A. It is impossible to telL It varies j from, say, 12} cents an ounce in the ( most product ive mines up to the mar- , ket value of silver. Of course, when the price falls below the cost of prodno- , tion, an unprofitable mine will shut , down. Q. If the whole world agreed to free coinage of silver at 16 to 1, could the ' ratio be maintained ? A. I don’t believe that ratio could be long maintained, even by the com bined Nations of the whole world. . Q. Why not? A. Because with tne improved methods of mining, new inventions for extracting the silver from much ore that now doesn’t pay to mine, and , the incentive to the industry furnished , by the increased price, new mines \ would be opened; those that have ( been abandoned because of poor ore \ would be worked again, and it prob \ ably would be only a question of time when the world’s pronotion at $1.29 j an ounce (16 to 1) would be more than ( the whole world combined coaid main tain in its currency on a par with ( gold. The more of any article pro- , duced, the greater supply of that j article, and hence the lower its price. ( Now, men will continue to produce a . thing so long as there is a profit in it. But as their continued production causes a fall in price, the profit grad ually becomes less and less, so that when the '.price reaches a point only a little above the cost of production, it ceases to be profitable and men turn their productive forces into other channels. So in our experience with silver. The increase in production caused a gradual fall in price, yet production continued to increase un till the price fell to its present mark, showing that there is a profit in silver mining even at its present low price; or, in other words, that the actual value of silver is not nearly so great as used to be supposed. Q. But you only speak of the supply of silver. Would not a free coinage law enlarge &he demand for silver so as to equalize things? A. I suppose if some insane million aire advertised for an unlimited num ber of 2-cent stamps at 3 cents apiece it would increase the demand for 2-cent stamps; but unless the postoffice ceased to issue those stamps in a very great hurry, your millionaire’s ad vertisement would soon disappear, for the reason that he wouldn’t have money enough to pay for its insertion in the papers. And so, if Congress advertised for unlimited quantities of 50 or 60 cents’ worth of silver, to be paid for with a dollar os good as a gold dollar, I suppose the demand for silver would be increased. But unless the cost of- production at the silver mines of the entire world gave a < miraculous leap—and in an advanced stage of civilization the real cost of producing any commodity rarely in creases—Uncle Sam would “go broke” before the people had a chance to oust their foolish representatives. ha TRYING NEW SCHEMES. Disappointed Silverltes Want A Gfcn | oral Commodity Standard. The best proof that the sizteen-to one shoaters realize that they are 5 beaten, is found in their recent advo • cacy of new plans of finance, which i they offer as a substitute for their or -1 iffinal free coinage scheme. Thus the Philadelphia Manufacturer, a strong t free-silver paper, devotes considerable of its space to an exposition of what > it calls “a multiple standard of value. ” 1 This is a proposition that a commis -1 sion appointsd by Oongress should 1 select a large number, say, one hun dred, of commodities to be used as the standard by which all wealth should be measured. On this basis the Gov ernment should, then issue a large volume of legal tender notes, redeem able in any commodity at its current market price. This money would be loaned out by the Government on State, county and city bonds, ware house receipts, first class commercial paper, etc. That such absurd paternalistic cur rency schemes should be put forward in good faith, is another evidence that the silverites are logically the party of fiat money, greenbackism, and all other financial heresies. Except in regard to the commodity standard the plan quoted by the Manufacturer does not differ much from the aub-Treasnry project of the Populists. It is not as sensible as Ooxey’s proposal to issue $500,000,000 to be expended in build ing good roads, since the country would at least have the benefit of the improved roads. It is hardly worth while to point out the defects of an “everything” stand ard. The advantages of a single standard by which to measure wealth are as self-evident as those of a single unit of length, weight, etc. The ex perience of many countries for hun dreds of years has shown that for the needs of the world’s business the use of but one standard is practicable. As nearly all the commercial Nations use the gold standard, and as the people of the United States show no desire to adopt the cheaper silver standard, it is not at all likely that there will in the future be auy departure from the basis of our present system. There will always be faddistswith patch-work schemes for tinkering with the cur rency by the Government, but the sound common sense of the people may be relied on to reject all such forms of paternalistic meddling with business interests. WHY PROSPERITY RETURNED. “Fortunately for this country the effects of the panic of 1893 are rapidly passing away. Money has begun to flow again in its accustomed channels. Wheat has risen in price, cotton has risen in price, iron has risen in price, industries are reopening everywhere, wages are increasing, and all this comes from the fact that the capital ists of this country who are shrewd, far-seeing and who watch with keen eye the doings of every political con vention have come to the conclusion that the free silver sentiment in the United States is not strong enough and not powerful enough to force this country to a silver basis. “They understand that there is no free silver sentiment in the East, none in New England, none in New York, none in' Maryland, New Jersey, Dela ware or Pennsylvania. “They see that Republicans and Democrats in the State of Ohio hare 11 pronounced against free silver; that 1 Republicans and Democrats in the 1 State of Kentucky have pronounced I against free silver;. that only part of t the Democrats in the other States of * the West and South are for free silver, t and they are confident, as I am, that t the people of the United States, what ever else may happen, will in 1896 prononnce for the continuance of sound money, for the parity with gold a of every dollar of silver and of paper i now afloat or to be floated in the i United States.”—Hon. Hilary Her- r bert, at Montgomery, Ala. t The Giant Masculine Intellect. Mr. Wickwire— “Explain the silver c question? Certainly, my dear. It \ really resolves itself into two proposi- j, tions. One crowd wants the man who D owes a dollar to pay two dollars, and the other thinks he ought to only pay fifty cents. ” 0 Mrs.Wickwire—“But whysbouldn’t £ they make it so that be who owes a a dollar pays a dollar?” a Mr. Wickwire—“Because in that case no one would make any extra money. Ana still the women think tl they know something of the science fi of Government. You make me tired.” g —lndianapolis Journal. t< USCLE SAM’S HOODOO. Uncle Sam— “Whenever I carry that silver dollar as a luckv piece I doa’t ave no luck at all.” ' * AN UNSOUND EGG ARGUMENT* The 16 to 1 people tell us that tbs* coinage of silver will create unlimited demand for it. They decline to give us the howness or the whereforness of . this new-born demand, but with child* like faith, they expect it to rise in all its beauty, as the fabled Venus rose from the froth of the sea. They say the demand will come, so the Seventh Day Adventists tell us the end will come, and if their picnic comes off, first, they will not need silver; the de mand will bo for free and unlimited water. They contend, if this Govern* meat takes all the silver that comev. at 16 to 1, silver will be worth par all over the world, and they use an egg argument to prove it. They say, if a merchant advertises that he will pay swenty-five cents per dozen for eggs; to long as he has the ability to taka all that come, eggs will be worth, twenty-five cents in all that country. But suppose the merchant did not taka them! Suppose when a farmer drove up to his store the merchant said on to him: “My friend, you have mis understood me. lam not baying eggs, I am simply counting them, certifying that they are good and handing them back to you.” What would aggs then be worth ? The same old ten or fifteen cents per dozen. Under unlimited coinage the Government would not buy silver, nor guarantee the value of the coins. It would stamp it “with out recourse.” Silver would coma from every country in the world, and the Government would be a fool to undertake to guarantee the value of the coins by trying to preserve tha parity between the metals. If a herder drove a lot of cow ponies through tha mint and they were branded “SIOO horse” and delivered to the owner afe .the other end of the building, it would not improve the breed of the ponies nor create a wild demand for them mt the brand price. Our Government has lost $200,000,000 trying to create de mand for silver, for the sole and sep arate use, behoof, and benefit of tha silver mine owner, by buying it when it did not want it and had no need of it; and the silver-mining “villain still pursues” it I Uncle Sam has this sil- * ver on hand now. It would load s , two-horse wagon train 173 miles long, patting 1000 pounds on each wagon and letting them occupy 30 feet each in line; and I am mean enough to want to see him get even with the game before we start a new deal for anybody’s benefit.—Hon. Geo. N. Al dridge before American Banker’s As sociation, October 16, 1893. Called Down. Dlckery, dlotery, dare, The pig flew up In the alt- The man In brown Soon brought him down, Dlokery, dlekery, dare. One Thousand Dollars Reward. If 'the National Democratic party* were to offer a reward of SIOOO for a free silver Democrat who ever got up • before an audience and asserted that prices would never be higher ntil the free coinage of silver was re-en acted he could hardly be found. Now they all deny it, from the least of them, to the greatest.—Rockdale Banner. Opinion of a Philosopher. Uncle Ned—“l don’t adzactly know all de vantages of free silver, bat if it’s free, what more does I wan ter know? An’ dat word ‘onlimited’—hit mean plenty for ever’body, an’ plenty to spare!"—The Geld Bug. Only a Free Sliver Soliloquy. An exchange publishes a long arti cle entitled “How It Feels to Die. 1 * We have not read it, bat presume it is a soliloquy of the free silver move ment.—Atlanta Journal. Senator Mills is the last prominent man to leave the sinking silver ship. But Peffer and Blackburn are still left* ind mean to stay on the horning dank* after all bat them have fled. The Savannah News states the eass ;hns clearly and tersely; “The dead ree silver movement will be buried is frava clothes made of eight-cent cot on. ”