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_ “AfterEven' Meal” Get f hrlce-dally benefit from all this low-cost aid to 111 \\\V appetite and digestion 111 . % It keeps teeth white 111 1 breath sweet 111 and throat jul wV Makes your mj fiWsti.l ■ The Flavor Lasts In handing out a clipping to be read, be sure it is never over ten lines long. Pure blood is essential to good health. Garfield Tea dispels impurities, cleanses the system and eradicates disease.—Adv. The Process. Knicker —What a deflation? Bocker—Tempering the lamb to the Bhorn wind. Sure Relief Bellans tjd Sure Relief RELL-ANS fc#FOR 6N DIGESTION DIDN’T WORK" BY SCHEDULE Impossible for Rural Postman to Tell Just When the Next Mail Would Go Out. A day of mist and rain and driving wind, and over the turn of the hill a man’s figure making his way, the only human being that had been seen for days. He came straight into the house with his postbag, and kindly smile. He had a military bearing and spoke like a schoolmaster with a university education. He explained how’ he had come round that way and expected to carry back letters ready for the post. A rush was made and what could be ' put together was intrusted to him. “What about tomorrow?” was the question asked by those unacquainted with the ways of the rural post. “When does the post go out?” A slow smile gathered on the postman’s face. “Ah! that I cannot tell,” he said shak ing his head, “it depends entirely on when it comes in.” —Christian Science Monitor. It Is Sometimes Gusty. Operator Keys (just married) —I tell you, Brown, a man without a wife is like a ship without a sail —he’s adrift. Brown —Maybe he is, but when he gets one he is still liable to have a few squalls. —New York Central Magazine. Many sermons are aimed at the pocket book instead of the heart. Children May Share the health drink — Instant Postum Tins pure cereal beverage is made i of prime Wheat bran and molasses. Satisfying.pleasing.and nothing in it to do harm. Instant Postum has a richcoffee like flavor It is economical and convenient Postum comes in two forms- PostumvCereal (in packages) is made by boiling a full twenty miniates. Instant Postum (in tins) made in stantly in the cup by the addition of hot water. " There’s a Reason ” Sold by grocers everywhere hade by Postum Cereal Co.,lnc,Battle Creek,Mich. ! **■***— m T m " 11 1— ""* ' ■ 1 A man is a confirmed liar when nothing he says can be confirmed. WOMENI USE “DIAMOND DYES” Dye Old Skirts, Dresses, Waists, Coats, Stockings, Draperies— ’ Everything. Bach package of “Diamond Dyes” contains easy directions for dyeing any article of wool, silk, cotton, linen, or mixed goods. Beware 1 Poor dye streaks, spots, fades, and ruins mate rial by giving It a “dyed-look.” Buy “Diamond Dyes” only. Druggist has Color Card. —Adv. The First Consumer's Strike. Adam —I don’t see the use of climb ing for leaves; let’s wait till they fall. —New York Herald. Dr. Peery's “Dead Shot” has enjoyed pop ular approval for 75 years. Manufactured only by Wright’s Indian Vegetabls Pill Co., *72 Pearl St.. New York City.—Adv. DENIED PLEASURES OF TABLE Great Jockey Had to Sacrifice Much to Maintain His Position as King of Riders. Fred Archer, the famous English jockey, had to employ heroic meas ures Jo keep his weight down. The story is told of how, on one oc casion, he w r as the guest of a very hos pitable host. From the kitchen came the perfume of savory meats, and at dinner a sturdy, rosy-cheeked man-servant made his appearance, his back bending un der the weight of a great salmon on a lordly dish. Poor Archer’s face, as he surveyed the initial preparations for the evening meal, was quite piteous to watch. Then, with a shrug of the shoulders and a sigh, but ill-concealed by a cyni cal remark, he left the table, and shortly afterw’ard his host saw him pass the window on a hack, galloping toward the training grounds. Later on he partook of a tiny glass of champagne and a biscuit, playing one game of billiards, and retired to bed. \ Can’t Please a Woman. “Was the operation successful?” asked one physician of another. “It was brilliantly so in the facts it demonstrated. Only one person did not seem pleased with the results,” re turned the second physician. “And who was that?” inquired the first. “The patient’s widow.” YOUNG GIRL FINOS RELIEF Wants to Tell Other Girl* All About It Evansville, Ind.—“l am eighteen years old and have been bothered for several months with and felt drowsy and | IP -s' and would have such IMBtl cramps. I had seen | Lydia E. Pinkham’s pound advertised and had heard several women talk of it, so mother got me some. This Vegetable Compound is wonderful and it helped me very much, so that during my periods I am not now sick or drowsy. I have told many girls about your medicine and would be glad to help anyone who is troubled with similar ailments. You may use my tes timonial as you like.”— Stella Linx- Wiler,6 Second St.,Evansville, Indiana. Some girls lead lives of luxury, while others toil for their livelihood, but all are subject to the same physical laws and suffer in proportion to their viola tion. When such symptoms develop as irregularities, headaches, backaches, bearing-down sensations and “the blues,” girls should profit by Miss Linx wiler’s experience and give Lydia E. Pinkham’s Vegetable Compound a trial. Ready for Hanging. “The prisoner looks the picture of dejection.” “Yes, and he says he’s been framed.” CREAM FOR CATARRH OPENS UP NOSTRILS Tells How to Get Quick Relief from Head-Colds. It’s Splendid! In one minute your clogged nostrils will open, the air passages of your head will clear and you can breathe freely. No more hawking, snuffling, blowing, headache, dryness. No ~.tnig gling for breath at night; your cold or catarrh will be gone. Get a small bottle of Ely’s Cream Balm from your druggist now. Apply a little of this fragrant, antiseptic, healing cream in your nostrils. It pen etrates through every air passage of the head, soothes the inflamed or swollen mucous membrane and relief comes Instantly. It’s just fine. Don’t stay stuffed-up with a cold or nasty catarrh. —Relief comes so quickly.—Adv. Those Dear Girls. “She says her face Is her fortune." “Indeed! I thought it was the com plexion specialist’s.” ASPIRIN Name “Bayer” on Genuine Take Aspirin only as told in each package of genuine Bayer Tablets of Aspirin. Then you will be following the directions and dosage worked out by physicians during 21 years, and proved safe by millions. Take n chances with substitutes. If you see the Bayer Cross on tablets, you can take them without fear for Colds. Headache, Neuralgia, Rheumatism, Earache, Toothache, Lumbago and for Pain. Handy tin boxes of twelve tablets cost few cents. Druggists also sell larger packages. Aspirin is the trade mark of Bayer Manufacture of Monoacetlcacidester of Salicylicacld.— ▲dv. Inclusive. She—“ They say that every woman Is beautiful in some one’s eyes.” Ho —“Certainly—if you include her own.” RUB OUT SORENESS Sprains, Backache With Old St. Ja cobs Oil. Back hurt you? Can’t straighten up without feeling sudden pains, sharp aches and twinges? Now, listen! That’s lumbago, sciatica, or maybe from a strain, and you’ll get blessed relief the moment you rub your back with sooth ing, penetrating “St. Jacobs Oil I” Nothing else takes out soreness, lame ness and stiffness so quickly. You simply rub it on and out comes the pain. It Is perfectly harmless and doesn’t burn or discolor the skin. Limber up! Don’t suffer! Get a small trial bottle from any drug store, and after using it just once you’ll for get that you ever had backache, lum bago or sciatica, because your back will never hurt or cause any more mis ery. It never disappoints and has been recommended for 60 years. Stop drug ging kidneys! They don’t cause back ache, because they have no nerves, therefore can not cause pain.—Adv. Rough and Ready. “My husband can’t see you. He’s writing upstairk under inspiration.” “Dm. Ask him if he's inspired enough to pay this bill.” “Cold in <he Head** la an acute attack of Nasal Catarrh. Those subject to frequent “colds in the head” will find that the use of HALL’S CATARRH MEDICINE will build up the System, cleanse the Blood and render them less liable to colds. Repeated at tacks of Acute Catarrh may lead to Chronic Catarrh. HALL’S CATARRH MEDICINE la taken Internally and acts through the Blood on the Mucous Surfaces of the Sys tem. thus reducing the inflammation and restoring normal conditions. All Druggists. Circulars free. F. J. Cheney & Co., Toledo. Ohio. Ridiculous. “Mamma, is papa going to die and go to heaven?” “Of course not, Bobby. Whatever put such an absurd idea into your head?” —American Legion Weekly. Mystic Cream makes the skin like velvet. Ask your druggist for it. —Adv. Did you ever soe a married woman who was not in love with her hus band’s wife? WyynilDlMP Night and Morning. Heme Strong, Healthy // w Eyes. If they Tire,ltch, for Smarter Burn, if Sore, I lrritated, Inflamed or I TOUR LYL3 Granulated,usaMurine often. Soothes, Refreshes. Safe for intent or Adult. At ail Druggist?. Write for ; free Eve Book. Hak* £ lUjsnd? Ce^CUciai KILL R^TSTODAY 1% T EAR FI S ’ \ ELECTRIC PASTE Pho guaranteed “killer” for Bats, Mice, Cockroaches, Ants and Waterbugs the greatest known carriers of disease. They destroy both food and property. Stearns’ Electric Paste forces these pests to run from the building for water and fresh air. BEADY FOB USE-BETTER TUAN TRAPS Directions in 15 languages in every box. TWO sizes, 35c and 11.50. Enough to ki 1160 to 400 rats. U. S. Government bnys It. Mrs. Hicks Relieved By Four Eatonics “I have taken four Eatonic tablets and they relieved me of sour stomach. I recommend it to everybody,” says Mrs. G. P. Hicks. If stomach is not digesting your food; if you have sourness, bloating, food repeating, indigestion or acid stomach, Eatonic will remove the cause by taking up and carrying out the acidity' and gases, bringing quick relief and healthy digestion. Why suf fer stomach trouble? Why not keep your digestion normal and enjoy good health? An Eatonic taken after each meal will prevent discomfort and pain. Make the test today and see how quickly this wonderful remedy acts. It comes in handy tablet form. Carry It with you. A big box costs only a trifle with your druggist’s guarantee. For 35c I M "■ ment you get 9 ■ splendid value! The large eg A) 35 cent bottle contains twice as vf m much as the usual 50 cent bottle gl ■j of liniment. >3 H| Try it for rheumatism, neuralgia, fH T sciatica, sprains, cuts and bruises. Sv At all dealers—price 35 cents. gjjj BBajgg GILBERT BROS. & CO., Baltimore, Bid. HOW DOCTORS TREAT COLDS ANOTHE FLU First Step in Treatment Is a Brisk Purgative With Calotabs, the Purified and Refined Calomel Tablets that are Nausea less, Safe and Sure. Doctors have found by experience that no medicine for colds and influ enza can bo depended upon for full ef fectiveness until the liver is made thor oughly active. That is why the first step in, the treatment is the new, nausea less colomel tablets called Calotabs, which are free from the sickening and weakening effects of the old style calo mel. Doctors also point out the fact that an active liver may go a long way towards preventing influenza and is one of .the most ‘important factors in en abling the patient to successfully with stand an attack and ward off pneu monia. One Calotab on the tongue at bed time with a swallow of water —that’s alb No salts, no nausea nor the slight est interference with your eating, pleas-_ ore or work. Next morning your cold has vanished, your liver is active, yonr system is purified, and you are feeling fine, with a hearty appetite for break fast. Druggists sell Calotabs only in original sealed packages, price thirty five cents. Your money will be cheer fully refunded if you do not find them delightful.—(Adv.) SQUEEZED TO DEATH When the body begins to stiffen and movement becomes painful it is usually an indication that the kidneys are out of order. Keep these organs healthy by taking QQLDMHJAL The world’s standard remedy for kidney, liver, bladder and uric acid troubles. Famous since 1696. Take regularly and keep in good health. In three sizes, ail druggists. Guaranteed as represented. Look for the name Gold Medal os every bos and accept no imitation Virginia Farm in America’s Healthiest Climate 150 acres highly productive land, well fenced and watered. Large apple orchard and six acres in vineyard. Excellent gas lighted house and 14 outbuildings. Easy terms. WILDER & CO., CHARLOTTESVILLE, VA. MOTORISTS, ATTENTION. Use the Motor- Log, the handy pocket case system that gives a diary of trips; a record of costa; a reminder for care; a measure of service; an indisputable tire record, the year round. 52.60. postpaid. Motor-Log, Bethlehem. Pa. WE MAKE TO YOLK .MEASURE FINEST HOUSE DRESSES of best American gingham in medium dark and light checks and stripes at $1.35, Ma ternity dresses which are a joy and comfort to one who is in need, of such; in light green, blue, tan. chambray cloth, effectively conceal condition, expands as required, can be worn after figure returns to norma!, at $2.73. Don’t send money; pay postman when de livered. and if not to your expectations, re turn dress and will refund amount paid. Order at once, stating bust measure and shade wanted. MANUFACTURERS’ DISTRIBUTING CO. 25 Harrison Ave. Springfield, Mass. fi&!! Cure Collars tun* /Mt Made of Rubberized Fabric V Will not Call the Horse or Mule Wf Ths Curled Hair Pad EL f > ventilates and dries out the collar, making: it last a year longer. They add from 10 to 25% to work done. Made by call cure collar pap CO. North Baltimore, Ohio Sold by all fint-class denlerg FARM 127 ACHES NEAR WASHINGTON CITY; 40 acres in cultivation; 50 acres in pasture: house 5 rooms, barn, other build ings. Owner in business desires to sell. I’ric* $3,500, good terms. C. Box 729, Lynchburg. Virginia. $31.50 Starts You in Business manufacturing 2,000% profit article. Big seller; something new; $lO to $3O daily profit. Wonderful opportunity. Royal Manufactur ing Co., Box 121-W, Akron, Ohio. JOIN OUR CORRESPONDENCE CLUB, make friends, make money. Albert Eckiund. News Office, Lowry Bldg., Jamestown. N. T AGENTS WANTED EVERYWHERE to sell I our goods direct to the consumer. Seven ar ides, indispensable in every home; quick I sellers, big profits, a steady business. Every sale means a steady customer. Write at | once for full particulars. F. J. lIEMEN & j CO.. 427 Homer Bldg.. W’ashington, D C. ■ TOBACCO —Ky.’s extra fine chewing and S smoking tobacco; aged in bulk, two years I old, rich and; mellow. Long silky leaf, if i lbs.. *4, postpd. 2d grade, 10 lbs., $3. Hef.. Ist NatL Bank. Adams Bros.. Bardwell, fits 'growing old too soon?! Is backache wearing you out —making you feel years older than you are? It’s you find it hard to keep going? It’s time, then, you looked to your kidneys. A cold, or overwork may have weak ened the kidneys and brought on that nagging backache and sharp, piercing pains. Don’t wait! Strengthen the weakened kidneys with Doan’s Kidney Pills. Doan’s have helped thousands. They should help you. Ask your neighbor! A Maryland Case William Ever i hart, machinist, High St., Bruns fcvyx wick. Md., says: “I had attacks of backache that hurt can me 30 1 could scarcely bend or IxZfS) ' ’ ’ -* stoop. Mornings X y üßa ZZZS T, ’° ° lame and stiff iff V ■ a nd had a dull ach- Li* ing over my kid •s% neys. These organs 1 ■ '■wm*' acted irregularly, too. I used Dean’s Kidney Pills and they strengthened my back and kid neys and relieved the aches and pains.” Get Doan’s at Any Store, 60c a Box DOAN’S ■VTJi.V FOSTER-MILBURN CO.. BUFFALO. N. Y. Lucky Strike cigarette Its toasted YaSine Reg. U.S Peut-Off. PETROLEUM JELLY For bums, cuts, sprains and all skin irritations Relieves dryness of scalp. “ ASDID SUBSTITUTES UlvstMted booklet free on request* tßEsemamn mfo.c o, (C9NSCUDAT eo)' SMB St*t - KrYork City Took a Relative’s Advice Sybesvllle, Md. —“I was in bad health for about ten months —suf- and was greatly benefited. After taking six bottles I was well. “I took Dr. Pierce’s medicines at the advice of a relative who uses the ‘Prescription’ for herself and gives it to her daughter. I think this med icine Is good for all women in a run down state.” —MRS. W. BLIZZARD. Have been sold by druggists for the past fifty years. I DR.J.D.KELLOGG’S ASTHMA REMEDY I ■ for the prompt relief of Aethma H g and Hay Fever. Ask your drug- JA ■ gist for it. 25 command one del. R I Northrop & Lyman Co.,lnc.,Buffalo, N.Y, B anmT WWCOUGH I the safe easy way before I W ore troubles follow. Take HALE’S HONEY OF HOREHOUND AND TAR The tried home remedy lor breaking up colds, relieving throat troubles, healing and soothing—quick relief for coughing and hoarseness. 30 at all drmmwiat* Shave With Cutlcura Soap The New Way Without Mug i PARKER’S HAIR BALSAM SemoTesDanaraff-Stopf HalrF&lllflC Rcrtores Color and ~i§w Beauty to Gray and Faded Hail ttssSSH 60c. and $l.OO at Pru^st*. TTlwcox Chem. W ks. Fatcliogne, FT. TJ HINDERCORNS Removes Corns, CaW louse*, etc., etnps all pain, enaure* comfort to the feet, Make* walking easy. 15a. by mall or at DnC rlsSa Blaoox Chemical Works. Patchoenc. N, T. IN USE FOR 35 YEARS The Quick ami Sure Cure for MALARIA, CHILLS, FEVER AND LA GRIPPE It la a Powerful Tonic and AppetUer Will cure that tired feeling, pains in back, limbs and head. Contain* no quinine, arsenic or hablt-fonnin* Ingredient. COW PEAS SOJA BEANS Write for Special Price List HICKORY SEED COMPANY HICKORY, N. C. BIG DEMAND. BIG PROFIT. Introduce and sell meritorious hoalth-building food product. All good housekeepers want It. Special agents’ offer. Write Bishford, Baldwin, N. T- XaEMOLA^SE® W. N. U-. BALTIMORE. NO. ID-19L1. Cutlcura Soap tor the Complexion, Nothing better than Cutlcura Soap daily and Ointment now and then as needed to make the complexion clear, scalp clean and hands soft and white. Add to this the fascinating, fragrant Cuticnra Talcum and you have the Cutlcura Toilet Trio. —Adv. Permanent Places. Mrs. Douglas Robinson, whose speeches were a feature of the presi dential campaign, said at a reception In New York: “Making a speech is nothing like so difficult as keeping a servant. I know B young woman who has actually changed her cook 17 times in the last three months. “This young woman said to me the other day with a sigh: “ ‘When cooks go to heaven it must annoy them awfully to find out that they can’t leave.’ ” A Feeling of Security You naturally feel secure when yon know that the medicine you are about to take is absolutely pure and contains no harmful or habit producing drugs. Such a medicine is Dr. Kilmer’s Swamp- Root, kidney, liver and bladder remedy. The same standard of purity, strength •and excellence is maintained in every bottle of Swamp-Root. It is scientifically compounded from vegetable herbs. It is not a stimulant and is takes in teaspoonful doses. It is not recommended for everything. It is nature’s great helper in relieving and overcoming kidney, liver and blad der troubles. A sworn statement of purity is with every bottle of Dr. Kilmer’s Swamp- Root. If you need a medicine, you should have the best. On sale at all drug stores in bottles of two sizes, medium and large. However, if you wish first to try this great preparation send ten cents to Dr. Kilmer & Co., Binghamton, N. Y., for a ■ample bottle. When writing be sure and mention this paper.—Adv. Legion Inherits Old Cannon. The American Legion is assuring perpetuation of an Indianapolis tra dition, which has endured for more than fifty years, due to Mcßvaine- Kothe post continuing the custom of a society of Civil war veterans. Sa lutes will be fired from a Civil war cannon at an Indianapolis cemetery on Memorial day and in the court house yard on Washington’s birthday. The old cannon originally was on board a confederate flatboat, which patrolled the Ohio river and was cap tured by a federal gunboat In 1864. The cannon has been In the hands of the legion post since last Memorial day.—The American Legion Weekly. FRECKLES Now Is the Time to Get Rid of These Ugly Spots. There’s no longer the slightest need ot feeling ashamed ot your freckles, as Othlne —double strength—is guaranteed to remove these homely spots. Simply get an ounce of Othlne—double strength—from your druggist, and apply a little of it night and morning and you should sooh see that even the worst freckles have begun to disappear, while the lighter ones have vanished entirely. It Is seldom that more than one ounce Is needed to com pletely clear the skin and gain a beautiful clear complexion. Be sure to ask for the double strength Othlne. as this Is sold under guarantee of money back If It falls to remove freckles. Common Trouble. “I got a letter from my husband from Paris.” “How is he getting along with the French people?” “He says they are very nice and po lite, but they don’t seem to understand their own language.”—Baltimore Amer ican. Roman Eye Balsam has gained the public's confidence during 76 years. Manufactured only by Wright’s Indian Vegetable PHI Co.. 872 Pearl St., New York City.—Adv. Fatal Mistake. (Situation: Burglar caught red-hand ed arraigned in court.) Woman —“The sorce o’ the feller! ’E pretended to my ’usband and called out: ‘lt’s all, right, darlln’ —it’s only me.’ It was the word ‘darlln’ ’ wot give ’im away." —London Punch. Whenever there is a tendency to con stipation, sick-headache or biliousness, take a cup of Garfield Tea. All druggists.—Adv. Don’t submit to the inevitable until you have positive proof that It Is the inevitable. ROYSTERS FERTILIZERS There is no economy in cutting expend itures which bring you in a profit That * s extravagance. Royster’s Fertilizer economizes for you by making your land and your labor produce larger. Agents wanted in unoccupied territory F. S. ROYSTER GUANO CO. ' CASTORA For Infants and Children. Mothers Know That Genuine Castoria Always / Bears the XJ3T Signature £ iwvS of njr Hse \Jr For Over Thirty Years CASTORIA Exact Copy of Wrapper. rue centaur company, new topic city. r | Pure, Rich Blood Will Keep | | Your Body Vigorous and Healthy| Y 4. .4. .4. A. j* .4. .4. .4. .4. .4. .4. .4. .4..4 U 4..4.>^4^„4„4„4„* U 4 4„4 4 4 4^4^*^ VVV%*V** ••**•*>**♦**♦**♦*** When impurities creep into year blood the first symptoms are usu ally a loss of appetite, followed by a gradual lessening of energy, the system becomes weaker day by day, until you feel yourself on the verge of a breakdown. Nearly everybody needs a few bottles of S. S. S., the great vege table blood remedy, to cleanse out all impurities about twice a year. It is an excellent idea to take this ®. HORSES COUGHING* US* Spohn’s Distemper Compound to break it up and get them back In condition. Twenty-sl* years’ use has made ''Spohn’s’’ indispensable In treating Coughs and Colds, Influenza and Distemper, with their resulting compli cations, and all diseases of the throat, nose and lungs. Acts marvelously as a preventive, acts equally well as a cure. It f cents and $1.15 per bottle at drug stores. SFOHN MEDICAL COMPANY. Goghs* la*. Geometrical Mind., “Charley, dear,” said young Mrs. Torkins, “I see that they are talking about a whisky ring.” “What of it?” “I was just wondering—” “Go on. Let’s hear the worst.” “I was wondering whether they use the word ‘ring’ because of the way liquor sometimes makes a man walk in circles.” I Kifl Thrt Cold With CASCARA Ef QUININE FOR AMD Colds, Conghs L* Grippe Neglected Colds are Dangerous Take no chances. Keep this standard remedy bandy for the first to seas. Breaks up a cold in 24 hours Relieves > Grippe in 3 days—Excellent for Headache Quinine in this form does not affect the head—Caacara is best Tools Laxative—No Opiate in Hill’s. ALL DRUGGISTS SELL IT *VVVVVVV>' •rVW’irV> ♦ * • precaution to keep the system in a , vigorous condition so as to more r easily resist disease to which every s one is subject. S. S. S. is without > an equal as a general tonic and sys > tem builder. It improves the appe tite and gives new strength and vi r tality to both old and young. Full information and valuable lit* : erature can be bad by writing to . Swift Specific Co.. 156 Swift Lab* i oratory. Atlanta. Ga. Why Agents Go Mad. Tall Man (to ticket agent)— Don't you ever get tired answering a lot of fool questions? Agent—No, sir; that’s my business. What did you want to know? Tall Man —That’s It!—New York Central Magazine. Peter the Great had a passion for riding about in a wheelbarrow.