Newspaper Page Text
THE MIDLAND JOURNAL, —PUBLISHED KVKHY FRIDAY AT— RIBINC SUN. MD„ —BY— EWING BROS. TERMS OF SUBSCRIPTION. One Tear, In Advance, .... SI.OO Six Month*, “ 60 Three Month* “ ..... .26 Single Copy, 2 cent*. —Advertisingbates ftibnibhed on application.- - Entered at the Pott Office in Rising Sun. Mi. at Second Class Matter. msgk REASON WHY. ! t * 4 - 1 11 1 P j n absence of nat ural teeth artificial ones are as essen tial and useful as is an artificial litnb. Natural in appearance and com fortable in wearing—scientific points developed in teeth got from me, Equal to any Specialist’s Make. While Gas aud Ether are used when required for Painless Extracting Local* Anesthetics as used by me always recommended. No Sloughing of the Gums. A. H. SMITH, Dentist, Rising Sun, Md. Office—2nd story Dr. L. B. Kirk’s Drug Store building. r£ B. MOORE, DENTIST. Rising Sun, Md. Office at residence, South Queen St. Gas and Ether Administered. T R TAYLOR, ** ... Rising Sun, Md. Conveyancer and Collector of Claims. Records examined by a competent at torney, aud debtors notified before action is brought when desired. Money prompt ly paid over in all cases, as soon as col lected. References: H. H. Haines, Brest. National Bank of Rising Sun : E. R. Buffington, Mount E. Kirk, and E. H. Worthington. NOTICE By the Orphans' Court for Cecil County, I January 14, 1902. f Ordered, That all Administrators, Ex ecutors and Guardians that have not stater an account within a year, come forward aa r do the same, or show cause to the contrary or they will be cited up. Test: R. E. JAMAR, Register ORPHANS’ COURT. The Stated Meetings of the Orphans Court of Cecil county will be held on th second Tuesday ofevery month. Executor Administrators and Guardians, wantim their accounts stated, will please bring ir their vouchers a few days before Court. Test- R. E. JAMAR, Register I j| I Mrs. Laura. S. Webb, l a Vice-President Woman's Demo- 1 I cratic Clubs oi Northern Ohio. "I dreaded the change of life which I was fast approaching. I noticed Wine 1 of Cardui, and decided to try a hot- 1 ■ tie. I experienced some relief the I 1 first month, so I kept on taking it for I three months and now I menstruate I with no pain and I shall take it off and I on now until I have passed the climax." I Female weakness, disordered I menses, falling of the womb and I ovarian troubles do not wear off. V They follow a woman to the change of life. Do not wait but take Wine of Cardui now and avoid the trou ble. Wine of Cardui never fails I to benefit a suffering woman of I any age. Wine of Cardui relieved 1 Mrs. Webb when she was in dan -1 ger. When you come to the change 1 of life Mrs. Webb’s letter will” I mean more to you than it does I now. But you may now avoid the I suffering she endured. Druggists 1 I sell $1 bottles of Wine of Cardui. 1 yWiWEor CARDUI/ Philadelphia, wilming TON & BALTIMORE R. R. CENTRAL DIVIBIONs On and after May 31st, 1902, trains will run as follows: LEAVE GOING SOUTH. Stations. Pass |Paßß.|Pasß.;Pasß A. M. |a. M )a. M.jp, M Philadelphia, Broad Bt .. 7 16 4 92 Ohadd’s Ford Junction,. 8 23 6 4o Mendenhall 8 32 5 48 Kenuott 8 43 6 67 Avondale,. 8 68 6 Ctf West Grove, 8 69 6 12 Lincoln, 9 13 6 25 Oxford 606 745 921 632 Nottingham, 612 763 9296 4^ By 1 mar 616 768 934 647 Rising- Sun, 6 3 804 9416 63 Oolora 627 810 947 659 liberty Grove 081 816 962 704 Bowlandville 636 810 966 710 Ootoraro Junction, 638 822 969 714 Port Deposit 648 832 10 09 726 Perryvillo 700 841 10 21 738 Baltimore 8 21 10 24 11 28 8 4o Additional trains leave Broad St. tor Oxford 11.12 a. m.. 2.60 and 6.19 p. m.; Suuday 0n1y,7.66a. m. 7.01 p. m. and 11.43 p. m. LEAVE GOING NORTH. Stations. Pats. (Pass (Pass.l Pass. A. M./A. M*>. M l_P. il. Baltimore,(Union Stat’n) 410 802 308 426 Perry ville 636 913 400 616 Port Deposit 648 926 4 12 627 Ootoraro Junction, 65b 936 427 63? Bowlaudviile. 100 931 429 *6 39 Liberty Grove, 106 943 434 644 Oolora, 110 960 439 849 Rising Sun, J l6 9SI 446 667 gylmar 123 10 03 462 703 Nottingham ’2s 1099 467 708 Oxford ’SO 10 26 506 716 Lincoln ’ 41 10 Si 6 12 Weat Grove 10 46 6 26 Avondale 903 10 62 6 31 Kennett *J? 11 02 6 41 Mendenhall 840 1111 6 61 Chadd’a Ford Junction.. 11 17 6 67 Philadelphia Broad 8t... 944 12 20 702 Trains leave Oxford for Philadelphia at 620 a. m. and 218 p. m. Market train leaves Rswlandville Tuesdays aud Fridays at 8.30; Liberty Grove. 8.35: Oolora. 8.44; Rising Sun, B.ou. Bylmar, 9.06; Nottingham, 9 18; Oxford, 10.00 a.m, arriving at Sooth St. 2.63 p. m. Sunday train eaves Oxford at 6 66 arriving in Philadelphia at 9.12 a. m-; and 6.10. arriving in Phiadelphiaat 7.69 p. m.; Saturday only, 9.2 b p. m. , B. HUT3HINSON, J.B.WOOD. Qm’l, Manager, Gen. Fnu’r Agent, |l|hel 11 IiDLANdI fjjjoURNALj ■ 1 ■ ' - ■ ,'|pT VOL. XXV. RISING SUN, CECIL COUNTY. MD., FRIDAY, JANUARY a, I;><):}. NO. I •aaaAaaaaaaaaAaaaaaaaaaaa • i GOODMAN’S t | FORTE... \ By T. JENKINS HAINS ► * Copyright, 1902, by T. Jenkins Halm £ •▼VVTWTVTVWTVTTVTTWTV^* CAPTAIN BREEZE was of a suspicious nature. He was more. He was both truculent and suspicious, and because of the latter quality he was much given to indulging himself In the for mer. It was said that he had trusted not wisely, but too well, and had be come warped. Mr. Enlis, ■ his first mate, gave it as his private opinion that, although Jimmy Breeze had been through many tight places and in dulged in many a dangerous fracas on Ills ship’s main deck, bis courage was not “gilt edged.” Just what be based this conclusion upon he did not say. A former second officer, one Garnett—a thoroughly dis reputable sailor, who feared neither God, man nor devil—had tried to ex -1 plain this matter to some of his watch, who, of course, in duty bound, saw that the said attempted explanation was duly carried aft to the captain. This led to some bickering and eventu ally to a vacancy in the second officer’s cabin. Since then the meaning of Mr. Enlis’ encomium was left to work Itself out among those who were unfortunate enough to have heard it. “I don’t want no more deadbeats with twisted ideas a-comln’ aboard this here ship as mates,” said Captain Breeze the morning after the Northern Light had finished loading and was about to pull out of the river Plate. “Aye, aye, sir,” said Mr. Enlis, who sat at the end of the cabin table. “An’ I don’t want no remarks made forrads concernin’ the runnin’ of this vessel neither,” continued the captain. “If I bear any more concernin’ me or my affairs, there’ll be some whangin’ a-takin’ place. D’ye take me for a fool, Mr. Enlis?” “No. sir; ye ain’t no fool, an’ that’s a fact,” said the mate. “D’ye think I can’t size up a man— of woman either, for that matter—be cause I’ve trusted in one or two male or female raskils, bey?” “I never could say any sech thing, cap’n,” replied the mate penitently. “I didn’t ask ye what ye cud say,” roared Jimmy Breeze. “I’m talkin’ of what ye might say, an’ if ye do”— Here he looked straight at Mr. Enlis and set his wide jaw tight until his large mouth drew Into a line. Mr. En lis looked meekly at the salt Junk on his plate and said nothing. There was very little left to be said, and he was satisfied to leave that little where It was. “I’ll have a second mate aboard be fore noon that’ll be a credit to this here ship,” continued the skipper, “so ye’ll be on the watch for him. He’s a gentleman, that’s what he Is, an’ a man I ain’t ashamed of at the table like some I know—or on the poop. An’, besides that, he don’t talk too much. I got him up at Jackson’s, an’ he’s been captain of one of them bone vessels be fore.” “I once went out in a bone vessel,” said Enlis byway of turning the sub ject, “an’ X call to mind how the scor pions an’ centipeds took charge. They was more’n a million In the bones, an’ every one was bit. He’ll be all right if he ever sailed in a bone ship. I reck on he’ll do.” “Ye reckon he will do, hey?” “I do, sir.” “Well, ye’ve got another reckon. Reckon again. Don’t go takln’ any thing for granted aboard here. See?” “If ye mean for me to take him in hand, say so.” “I mean to have ye do yer duty or whang yer hide loose; that’s what!” said Jimmy Breeze. As Mr. Enlis’ du | ty was perfectly plain, there was noth ing more worth discussing. The meal ended in silence. At four bells in the morning the crew had all been mustered and the new second mate had arrived. He was a tall man, tliin and gaunt. His face was smooth shaved, and the lack of beard disclosed a strangely angular i jaw, with many lines and creases about the mouth. His eyes looked out from straight brows and had a peculiar shifting motion, focusing for a mo -2 ment upon the skipper and drawing to j small glinting points, to Instantly shift ; again and resume their apparent rest -5 less search for something. His voice 2 had a harsh drawl, but he evidently 2 had It well In hand, for In spite of its 2 grating sound the words were gentle j and the tone conciliatory, n “My forte Is the runnin’ of a ship J the way she should go,” said Jimmy i Breeze after meeting him at the gang- J way. “If ye know yer business, ye’ll o soon see the lay of that. My forte 2 Isarunnin’ a ship without any extra • advice from forrards, see? 1 know a thing or two about men wlieii I see them, an’ I’ll just make it known now . that I’m the whole thing aboard here. 6 This is Mr. Enlis, first mate. There’s 9 the men, an’ the sooner ye get down 7 on that main deck the better. Ye say 9 ye haven’t any paper or a discharge?” f. The newcomer looked sharply at him f with his glinting eyes, shifting them a from mate to skipper while he spoke. b “No; I haven’t no mate’s certificate nor discharge. I’Jl have to go on tick,” he drawled slowly. “When ye get tired of me, put me ashore, hey? Ain’t that it? Any passengers?” “Well, I’ll trust ye. I know some ® thin’ about handlin’ men, an’ I reckon i; I know a good one when I see him. ’• There’s some passengers cornin’ along, ’ an’ the rules is politeness at all times. q They ain’t enemies of the company, an’ “ I won’t huve them treated that way, u see?” The new mate glanced quickly aft. hut seeing no one on deck he nodded to the skipper and declared that was the way he liked to hear a captain talk. “And now,” said the skipper, “ye turn to an’ get yer dunnage stowed, an’ then get to work bendin’ them royals fore an’ aft. We’ll get to sea before night. My forte is gottin’ away While the breeze holds an’ on time. A good start an’ a quick passage, says I.” By noon the royals wei'e sent up aud bent and the passengers all aboard. There were several of them. Three were coast traders hound to Rio, the bark’s destination, and they were of the nondescript dago type—small, wiry men, dark hair, dark skin and having the cigarette habit while chattering nervously in bad Spanish. The other two were a stout, florid man, with a clean shaved, clerical looking face, and his wife. They were evidently either English or American by their speech and general appearance, but long resi dence in South America had given both the air and accent of lassitude to their talk. The man had away of looking benignly upon every one through gold rimmed spectacles, and when Captain Breeze addressed him he smiled gently and beamed upon him. “Now, Mr. Goodman,” said the skip per, “here ye are aboard the finest ship on the coast. I got yer letter an’ check for passage money, an’ if it’s the sam# to ye we’ll keep this little dick er among ourselves. My forte is run nin’ a ship, an’ I don’t want no own ers a-mixin’ in the affairs of the cabin. Ye get yer passage reduced one-half, see?” “I see, of course,” said Mr. Goodman, beaming upon him. “I never interfere with those in charge.” “No,” said Mrs. Goodman; “it would be very unjust.” That afternoon the bark pulled out and started down the river Plate. The pompero season was at hand, and the heavy banks of vapor rose in the west ern sky as the sun sank behind them. The lightning was vivid and incessant by dark, and Mr. Enlis had her down to her topsails, drifting like a log through the swirling, muddy current. By midnight, however, she had cleared the point, and the first weight of the squall struck her. The wind came from almost due west, and she tore along before It through a comparative ly smooth sea in the river mouth. By morning she had cleared the land and was heading more to the northward, with a heavy gale on her quarter. Mr. Algernon Goodman came on deck to have a look around. The heavy masses of leaden vapor flying before the pompero made the light dim and gray even at 10 In the morning. The quick run of the following sea made the hark jerk and roll badly, but she was too close under the land to fear being pooped, although once in awhile a comber would start over the t’gal lant rail abaft the main rigging and go roaring along over on to the main deck, filling it full of water. But the Northern Light was not deep. She sat high and buoyant, and with her fore and main topsails dlose reefed and a foresail with Its sheets slacked off to let it lift over the gale she went to the northward at the rate of twelve knots an hour. Mr. Goodman wiped his glasses to clear them of the flying drift, and then he adjusted them and beamed satisfaction upon the wide, snowy path that gurgled and roared on both sides and astern. “Dirty weather a-comln’,” said Jim my Breeze as he stepped out from the mizzen to greet his passenger. “We’re makin’ the run of our lives an’ just as safe as a house. Them dagoes is sick, but when the steward gets them fixed we can go below out of the wet.” “Pretty monotonous aboard ship in dirty weather, hey? I suppose a man ■ - . Be pulled out a roll of brand new notes. who plays never gets lonesome, though. Ye said in yer letter ye had yer instruments with ye. What kind of music do ye make?” “Oh, I play most anything,” said Mr. Goodman, beaming kindly upon him. “Couldn’t ye give us a sample later on?” “Oh, not In weather like this, cap tain. This dampness would spoil the strings of any fiddle made.” “I see,” said Jimmy Breeze, looking somewhat disappointed. Music was what he most loved. A sailor with a squeaky fiddle or accordion was al ways his pet. At noon the sky showed in patches through the banks of greasy looking clouds, and the wind Tell to a good breeze. It was Mr. Enlis’ watch on deck, and the new second mate came out on the after hatch to get the air. It was warm and muggy, aud the breeze ou deck wa pleasant. Altogether It was a dreary day, with a dripping sky aud a rolling ship running before a following sea. The passengers appeared disconso late. The dagoes, being about for a time, smoked cigarettes, and Mr. Good man chatted pleasantly with Mr. En lis. When the skipper had taken his noon observation and worked It out with a great show of genius, he suggested that the charts be chucked aside and all hands Indulge in a game of cards. Mr. Goodman assented to this propo sition, saying that cards were what he most loved on rainy days. Mr. Silvelo and Mr. Hernandez were induced to join the game, but even these with the skipper made only four, and five was considered the proper crowd at a poker table. Finally Jim my Breeze suggested that the new mate was a gentlemanly fellow and that he saw no reason why he should not play. “To he sure,” assented Mr. Goodman. He was called, and the five sat down while the steward produced a greasy pack of cards. Jimmy Breeze ran them through his fingers carelessly to see if certain pin marks which he had deftly made on each ace were In proper condition for discernment, then the edges of cer tain cards known to he kings. All ap peared to be In perfect order for a game, and the skipper was consequent ly in good humor. He had played with cards like these before, and it seemed so easy with a benign and pleasant person ns Mr. Goodman. His dagoes toe-- would bleed lightly, for they were alwa.vs.dangerous losers. • “Mr. Hildebrand,” said the skipper, addressing, the second mate, ‘‘theseAre gentlemen.”;*:-And he looked.compre hensively at his passengers. j -The second officer nodded, and his restless eyes flashed from one to the other in rapid succession. “I suppose- ye know, sir, that there ain’t any sech thing as miracles among sech ns us, hey?” Mr. Hildebrand nodded again. “I un derstand ye all right,” said he. “What’s the game?” And he pulled out a roll of brand new notes of large denomina tion. Jimmy Breeze’s eyes glistened. Why a sailor should come Aboard his ship with a roll of money did not appear to impress him. lie saw the money. That was enough. Now, what would the others show up? “I reckon we’ll make it a dollar game,” said he, pulling out his pocket book and producing some old bills. Mr. Silvelo objected on the ground of poverty, but was instantly silenced by the benign Mr. Goodman, who offered to take his note for any reasonable amount. In fact, he insisted on lend ing the dago a crisp hundred dollar bill, taking his written promise in re turn. The sight of so much money fairly took the skipper’s breath away, aud he insisted on playing a bigger game. Draw poker was nothing unless there was money on the board. The two dago passengers, however, objected to plunging, and the game be gan at a dollar. “It is very unfortunate,” said Mr. Goodman, “that I forgot to get money changed before coming aboard. I fear I shall have to buy a hundred worth of chips from you to start with.” And he handed the captain a new note. Jimmy Breeze held himself well in hand. He stacked out the chips care fully and passed them to his passen ger. “How many for ye?” he asked Mr. Silvelo. “Oh, fiftee is all I play,” said that gentleman, passing his note and taking the change in the skipper’s dirty bills. “An’ ye two?” he added to Hernan dez and the second mate. They both took the same amount. “If there’s any one got any objection to my dealiu’, let him speak out,” growled Breeze, shuffling the cards and glancing in a menacing way around the table. No one spoke. He tossed off the pasteboards and the game be gan in perfect silence. “I guess I’ll stand pat,” said Mr. Goodman. The second mate tossed off three cards and was followed by the dagoes, all making good. Mr. Goodman smiled and moistened his lips. “I suppose it would be wrong for me not to go the limit,” said he, passing the chips out. Jimmy Breeze raised him. The rest dropped out. “Well, captain,” said Mr. Goodman, “I don’t want to rob you, but I can play this hand to beat. You better drop out. I’ve got you.” If there was one thing Jimmy Breeze hated, it was instructions at cards. “I don’t want no information. Play cards,” said he roughly. “Will you drop the limit?” asked his passenger, beaming upon him over the rim of his glasses. “Sure!” growled Breeze. He had felt the pinhole distinctly and knew his op ponent held four kings. “In that case I’ll make it SSOO to play,” said Mr. Goodman. “An’ I call at that,” said Breeze, com pletely taken aback at the figure. He was not rich. Mr. Goodman laid down his four kings and was about to rake in the pot when a hoarse guffaw from the skip per made him desist. Jimmy Breeze laid down a straight flush. “I declare that’s too bad,” said Mr. Goodman sadly, pulling out his purse and producing five bills of SIOO each. “That conies from playing careless at the beginning.” The game continued, but there was no more plunging. Nothing the skip per could do would draw his passenger into another wild play. When the steward came in to fix the table for the evening meal, the skip : per had five one hundred dollar bills to put away. To offset this his second mate had $l5O In smaller notes, and Mr. Goodman had about SSO in coin, l’he dagoes were slightly losers. The skipper was easily S3OO ahead of the game. In the evening they went about the deck watching the dirty green of the shore water and the loom of the dis tant land to the westward. Mr. Hilde brand stood his watch out on the poop, quietly attending to the ship, and Jim my Breeze had no fault to find. The second and third day passed without extraordinary events, the game in the cabin being indulged in lightly between watches. Jimmy Breeze did not want to strike too soon. The fourth day the land was made with a gentle breeze from the south ward, and the skipper knew he would make harbor before daylight failed. He played with such discretion that three more bills of SIOO each remained to his credit. Mr. Goodman had lost heavily and had apparently only about SIOO in small bills, formerly owned by the skipper. The second mate was equally unfortunate and retained only what small notes Mr. Hernandez had lost in the game. “I want to say,” said Captain Breeze as the game ended, “that ye fellows have played a mighty good game of cards. Ye, Mr. Goodman, plays like a man who knows the game. Ye must have played often before.” “Yes,” smiled the benign passenger, “I’ve played a game or two in my time. Playing used to be my forte.” “I’m glad to hear ye say so,” roared the skipper. “Sink me if I don’t, an’ I’m glad to hear ye say ye were used to the game when ye lost so misfortu nately. Blast me if I wouldn’t rather give them notes back than hear ye say the game were new. Here’s my hand, an’ if we have a chance next v’yage mebhe ye’ll get yer money hack. We’ll make harbor before dark, Mr. Hilde brand, so we’ll excuse ye. Better get the towlinc overhauled forrads, for we’ll tow up an’ lie by most a week afore goin’ to the nortli’ard.” “Thank ye, sir. ’Twas a mighty good game, an’ I am glad, for one, I was in it. I’ll go forrads, sir, and see to them lines now,” drawled the sec _ond mate. Mr.' Goodman quietly slipped the cards into his pocket and, chatting pleasantly with Mr. Silvelo, followed the skipper up the companion. The setting sun shone red over the distant hills, aud through the red haze to the northward rose the spars of ships. Rio lay ahead, and the first part of the long coasting voyage had been made in record time. Jimmy Breeze ran his vessel into the anchor age and prepared to put his profitable passengers ashore. “Goodby to ye both,” said Breeze to the Goodmans aB they entered the small boat with the dago passengers. “Goodby an’ good luck. Mr. Hilde brand, ye go along ashore in that boat with them passengers an’ see them landed safely.” “Aye, aye, sir,” drawled the second mate, and lie dived below for his coat. Then he came on deck and took his place in the stern sheets with the pas sengers, while two stout seamen bent to the oars. The boat shot away for the lauding, and Mr. Enlis set all hands to work rolling up the canvas. Night fell, and Captain Breeze came ou deck aud peered through the gloom for his boat. He wished to go ashore. It grew quite late, and the lights that had flickered along the water front of the city began to disappear. Finally the sound of oars was heard approach ing, and the boat came alongside. It contained only the two sailors. “Where’s the second mate?” demand ed Jimmy Breeze. “Gone uptown an’ said not to wait. He’s not cornin’ aboard again tonight,” answered one of the men. “He ain’t, ain’t he?” roared the skip per. “Which way did he go?” And as he spoke he jumped into the small boat. “Slew her around quick an’ give way strong.” They were soon heading for the land ing. It was midnight when Captain Breeze reached town, and he was thirsty. “Wait here at the laudin’ for me,” he ordered as he started up the street for the nearest saloon. “See anything of a tall fellow around here?” lie asked the proprietor. The proprietor shrugged his shoul ders and smiled. Tall men were plenty. “I mean a tall fellow with eyes what ain’t mates an’ a drawlin’ way of speakin’?” The man’s face brightened. lie smiled hopefully as he handed the skipper a bottle of rum and a pitcher of cool wa ter. He had seen just such a fellow In company with a florid, smooth faced man who had liis wife with him. “That’s them,” said Jimmy Breeze. “Oh, you’ll find him two blocks far ther on; big saloon he owns; plenty of light,” said the keeper. Jimmy Breeze felt in his pocket for money to pay his score. There were only large bills. lie hesitated a mo ment and then asked for change. The fellow looked at the note, held it up to the light, smiled and then returned it, shaking his head. “N. G.,” he muttered. “What?” roared Breeze. “No good? Course it’s good, ye blazin’ fool! Gim me the change.” The man’s face fell. He scowled sourly and drew forth a long knife; then lie beckoned to a couple of men who were playing dice at a table. Jim my Breeze backed to the door. Seeing they were not hot to attack him, he backed into the street and then went in the direction his second officer had gone. In a few minutes he reached a well lighted house, from which loud noises issued. lie eutered the door and found himself in a room with long tables, at which men sat drinking aud playing games. At the farther end of the room at a green covered roulette sat Mr. Al gernon C. Goodman turning the magic wheel. Beside him, dealing out checks and taking in cash, sat Mr. Hildebrand, his new second mate. They both nod fled pleasantly to him, but remained seated. “What d’ye mean by not showin’ up?” demanded the skipper of his mate. “What d'ye mean by leavin’ me to go with this rascal?” And he pointed at Mr. Goodman. Some of the players around the table turned and gazed at the intruder; oth ers looked bored. Mr. Goodman rose nnd came forward to the irate captain. He took him by the arm and led him aside, or, rather, tried to do so, but Jimmy Breeze shook him off. Mr. Goodman let him swear and rave for some minutes, smiling benignly upon him, but offering no opposition or contradiction to his charges of passing counterfeit bills. Finally, when the skipper grew tired, he spoke out in his benevolent tones. “Your forte is running a ship and knowing men,” said he. “Mine is play ing. Never play against a man’s forte. You’re sure to lose. See those cards of yours. No man who makes a forte of playing would mark them so plainly. ’Twon’t do. No, sir; nothing as simple as that game will do with a man who has a forte, and I told you ploying was my forte.” “Ye are a thief an’ a cheat, an’ steal in’s yer forte!” roared the skipper. “Why, man,” continued Mr. Good man, still smiling, “a stranger came Jimmy Breeze backed to the door. into my place here last year and want ed to bet 100 to 1 that he could drink a gallon of rum at one sitting. Yes, sir; he even offered 100 to 1, but I wouldn’t bet. Then he offered 200 to 1 he could fly. Yes, sir; 200 to 1 he could fly, and he didn’t have any more wings than you’ve got, but I wouldn’t bet him. No, sir; that flying game was his forte, and if I’d bet him he surely would have flown. That’s dead cer tain; he would have flown away. Take my advice, and never bet against a man’s forte.” Captain Breeze waited no longer. He went out into the night and back to his ship. “Mr. Enlis,” said he as be came over the side, “I ain’t feelin’ well tonight, so don’t wake me in the mornin’. It’s the fever, I’m afraid. Yaller Jack is ragin’ ashore, an’ I wouldn’t let the second mate come aboard again. Ye want to get our stuff out early, an’ don’t ye put a foot on the beach, see? Don’t ye go ashore for no reason.” “Aye, aye, sir,” answered the mate, looking puzzled. Then Jimmy Breeze went below. Not Unreasonable. Jim Hendricks, an uncomplaining and fairly industrious citizen of a little Vermont town, had made the mistake in early life of marrying a shiftless woman, but he never complained. She was the wife of his youth, and he loved her with the love that excuses. “Jennie,” he said one day in his af fectionate, apologetic manner, “I wish you’d sew the buttons on my coat. There are two off.” SUo sighed as people who work sel dom sigh, but as lazy people always sigh when work is thrust upon them. In a day or two Jim approached her when she seemed especially at leisure. “The last button’s off my coat, Jennie. Won't you sew ’em all on?” But she did not. He said nothing and wore the coat in silent patience. Then there came a day when he felt it was his right to impose on her again. “Jennie, all the buttons are off my workin’ shirts. Won’t you fix ’em?” She was ill for a day or two after that, so it was a week before he was cruel enough to mention the matter again. Finally he summoned up all his selfishness and said timidly: “Jennie, I know you ain’t well, but all the buttons are off my undershirt, and I wish you’d put the buttons on my coat.” “On your shirt, do you mean?” “No, on the coat; never mind about the shirts. If I could button my coat, it would sort of hold me together, and I’d feel real fixed.” A Marvelous Invention. Wonders never eease. A ma chine has been invented that will cut, paste and hang wall paper. The field of inventions and dis coveries seems to be unlimited. Notable among great discoveries is Dr. King’s New Discovery for Con sumption. It has done a world of good for weak lungs and saved many a life. Thousands have used it and conquered Grip, Bronchitis Pneumonia and* Consumption. Their general verdict is: “It’s the best and most reliable medicine for throat and lung troubles. Every 50c and SI.OO bottle is guaranteed by L. 11. Kirk, druggist. Trial bottles free. NOTICE TO SUBSCRIBEES. Cast your up and if the date after your address is behind I V,- IAM n•> your subscription „ JAW. Uo is behind also. Subscribers who do not receive tbeii papers regularly will oblige us by re porting the omission at once. JOB WORK.* We are prepared to execute in the beet etyle.and a moderate pricee, all kinds of Job Work, each at NOTE HEADS, BILL HEADS} STATEMENTS, BUSINESS CARDS’, PROGRAMMES, INVITATIONS, . CIRCULARS, SALE BILLS, PAMPHLETS. dkc„ db PERSONAL AND LITERARY. | A would-be poet recently remarked! ►t liis club: “I have written a greati Humber of poems, but I do not propose' to have them published until after my l ieath.” "Hurrah!” shouted a chorus Of friends, raising their glasses, "here’s •ong life to you, old man!” George Eliot tells a story of a bull-j dog and a child. The latter tried'to cut Vhe dog's ears with a pair of scissors. Although tlie dog howled, he made no; effort to escape or retaliate. The child’s father was enraged and wished! to administer due punishment, but the bulldog interfered, pushing itself be tween the master and child, and licking the face of the latter. < The Revue Ilebdomadaire describes a rare bird among publishers, Albert Bavine, who iu seven years spent SIOO,- 000 in producing works by Ibsen, Bjorn- Ben, Verga and other foreign authors, 5 tor which, at the time, there was little demand in France. For more than two years he paid SSO a month to a French author who is now famous, but whose books did not then yield SIOO a year. A writer in the London Tatler says that he knows few men more hearty and more genial than Sir Arthur Conan Doyle and Robert Barr. Both are un consciously more tory in their politics than anything that the Prim rose league can boast, although one is a member of the Reform club, and the other of the Devonshire. But they are both true liberals in being ever ready to help lame dogs over stiles. •Prof. Eugene Ritter, of Geneva, has written a book on two female ancestors of Rousseau. Mme. Bourgeois was so quarrelsome and eccentric that when nearly 00 3'ears old she was brought before the courts, charged with being a witch, tortured and banished from Geneva. Mine. Durant maltreated her chambermaid, who thereupon com mitted suicide by jumping into the Rhone. Booth Tarkington, the novelist, al ways sketches his stories in pictures before he writes them in words, and all of his stories lie hidden away in pic ture form. He is unwilling to show these drawings even to intimate friends. His publishers have urged him to allow’ them to use his own draw ings for illustrations of his books, but he wouldn’t hear it, wouldn’t even let them see a 113’ of the pictures. At last he promised them one of the Vanrevel sketches, but he w*as ca 11113* enough not to send it until too late for insertion in the book. About the supplement ary autograph edition he did not know. The picture came in time to be clapped into that, and there it is, to the author’s disma3’. The crowned heads of every nation, @ The rich, poor men and misers All join in paying tribute to DeWitt’s Little Early Risers. H. Williams, San Antouio, Tex., writes: Little Early Riser Pills are the best I ever used in my family. I unhesitatingly recommended them to everybody. They cure Constipation, Biliousness, Sick Headache, Torpid Liver, Jaundice, malaria and all other liver troubles. Eli T. Reynolds. • The Profitable Sausage. ‘For tlie amount of meat used the sausage is the most profitable legacy of the hog. Fully 50 different kinds of this suspected article are manufac tured to suit the taste of many peo ples; for Italians, with a dominating measure of garlic; for Germans, hard and fatty; for Frenchmen, dry and well larded; for Americans, well spiced; and all of these in several grades. Whatever meat cannot be used otherwise is consigned to the sausage, although for no other reason than that every diminutive piece is available—ham, head and foot trim- and the odd remnants from the butcher’s block. Potato, flour, spices,, and water are mixed with tlie meat, which has been finely chopped by rock ing-knives, and a steam-driven piston forces the mass into the casings, whereupon it becomes sausage. The casings are tlie intestines of the hog thoroughly scraped and washed by mechanical process. The pig’s snout does not escape—that would he a gross oversight—so it is trimmed off and sold as a pickling “delicacy” to new Americans with unpronounceable names.. —Century. Queer I toil ere of Poachers, Poachers in tlie Ardennes are in genious. One had the heels of his hoots fixed under his toes, so that his tracks appeared to he going in an op posite direction. Hares and other game are sent to Brussels in firkins of butter, so that the scent shall not be tray them,—London Mail, Hair Falls “ I tried Ayer’s Hair Vigor to stop my hair from falling. One half a bottle cured me.” J. C. Baxter, Braidwood, 111. Ayer’s Hair Vigor is certainly the most eco nomical preparation of its kind on the market. A , little of it goes a long way. It doesn’t take much of it to stop falling of the hair, make the hair grow, and restore color to gray hair. SI.M a bottle. All dniifliti. If your druggist cannot supply you, send us ono dollar and we will express you a bottle. He sure and give the name of your nearest express office. Address, J. C. AYER CO., Lowell, Mass.