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time to wait for Central to return his
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man, his out-of-town number being also
busy, had not waited to collect. —New
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Big Happenings of the Week
Condensed for Benefit of
Busy Readers.
Washington
Washington—The federal council of
the Churches of Christ in America
Issued a call to 125,000 congregations
in America to rally to the support of
President Harding's proposal that tho
United States enter the permanent
court of international Justice.
Washington President Harding,
members of the cabinet and ranking
officers of the army, navy and marine
corps were invited guests for the an
nual choral concert by Washington
school children. Eight thousand chil
dren composed the chorus.
Washington—A thorough investiga
tion has convinced the shipping board,
Chairman A. D. Lasker announced,
that there is no prospect that the bid
of more than $1,000,000,000, made by
John W. Slack of Silver Creek, N. Y.,
for the board’s merchant fleet would
ever be executed if it were accepted.
Washington—The efforts of coast
guards to prevent the landing of
liquor by rum fleets off the Virginia
capes were described as "entirely suc
cessful,” despite all reports to the
contrary, in a formal statement from
the office of Assistant Secretary Ed
ward Clifford of the treasury.
Washington—ln a statement criti
cizing the administration of the pack
er and stockyards act by Secretary
Henry C. J. Wallace, the People’s Re
constructive league announced that
at the next session of congress it
would propose an investigation of the
matter and seek a transfer of the ad
ministration from the department of
agriculture to the federal trade com
mission.
Washington American airplane
manufacturers, whose product is be
lieved to be superior to that of most
foreign countries, are preparing to
take ah important place in the world
aircraft markets. This was disclosed
in the announcement of H. M. Hoepli,
chief of the auto division of the De
partment of Commerce, that the gov
ernment had undertaken international
aircraft survey to determine where
manufacturers of this country can
successfully compete with foreign
producers. The investigation was
started at the request of automobile
manufacturers.
Domestic
Chicago—Secretary of Labor J. J.
Davis, at the Kosciuszko celebration
warned 50,000 hearers that a sympa
thetic system of spreading communis
tic principles Is being fostered in this
country.
Brownsville, Tenn.—The body of Jo
seph W. Folk, former governor of Mis
souri, who died in New York reached
Brownsville for burial here In the little
town where he was born and where
he spent the first 25 years of his life.
New York—Bidders for government
ships conferred with a special com
mittee appointed by Chairman A. D.
Lasker regarding the sale of the ship
ping board fleet but no decisions were
announced.
New York —For the first time in the
history of the Knights of Pythias a
public initiation was conducted here.
The first degree—the rank of page—
was conferred on 500 candidates onr
the steps of Grant’s tomb, while a
crowd of curious persons looked on.
Ranger, Texas —W. E. McMillan of
Los Angeles, who was forcefully re
moved from a dancing floor here, after
he had danced 195 hours and 15 min
utes, was reported in a serious condi
tion at a hospital.
New York —Miss Yvonne Mollat, 19
year old aviatrlx, sailed on the Ro
chambeau to attempt a nonstop flight
next August from Paris to Constanti
nople. Miss Mollat, daughter of a
New York restauranteur, has been
studying flying for two years at Mine
o!a, Long Island.
New York —A 1 Jolson is finally going
into motion pictures. The famous
blackface comedian who has turned
down numerous alluring offers to go
Into the movies in the past, has at
last heeded the lure of the silent
drama. He will make his film debut
under the management of D. W. Grif
fith.
New Orleans —Mrs. Mathilda Levee,
who shot and killed her husband, Fred
Levee, a lawyer of Los Angeles on a
crowded business street here May 9,
1921, and who later was adjudged in
sane and sent to the asylum for the
criminal insane at Jackson, La., was
declared sane, the indictment for mur
der against her was dismissed and
she will be set free.
Glens Falls, N. Y. —Ralph Hackmeis
ter, former United States customs of
ficer on the Canadian border and until
about a year ago a terror to rum run
ners in the northern part of the state,
is one of five Pittsburgh men held in
jail by a United States commissioner
on a charge of violating the Volstead
act.
Martinet, Calif. —More than’ 1,000
persons were endangered, a horse was
killed and a grass fire started when
bullets from a firing squad severed
electric power wires above a crowd
at Memorial day exercises.
Chicago Government ownership
was declared to be the real purpose
of the rallroifi valuation conference
held here, in a statement signed by
six western railway presidents,
Springfield Bernard Grant, sen
tenced to hang 'n Chicago June 15,
was granted a reprieve until Oct. 19
by Governor Len Small. The case is
to be taken to the state supreme court
THE TOMAHAWK, WHITE EARTH, MINN.
Redondo Beach, Calif.—Three surf
bathers were caught in a tide and
drowned here.
Chicago—Bishop Thomas Nicholson
of Chicago area of the Methodist Epis
copal church left for New York en
route to England to attend the Irish
and English Wesleyan conferences.
New York —A lone policeman with
drawn pistol held several hundred per
sons back to enable William Mooney,
a surface car motorman, to flee the
upper east side crowd which had
stoned the car after it had killed a
baby. The mother shouted that Moo
ney’s carelessness was responible for
the tragedy.
New York —Bound for the west and
northwest, more than 400 well to do
Swedish farmers arrived here on the
Swedish-American liner Drottning
holm from Gothenburg. The immi
grants said that they had been in
formed that farmers were in great
demand, owing to the movement of
young American soil tillers to the
cities.
New York —Although a general
strike of 30,000 hotel employes is
scheduled for the latter part of this
month, William Lehmann, head of
Waiters' local No. 1, of the Hotel and
Restaurant Employes International Al
liance of America, announced he ex
pected the New York Restaurant
Keepers association would reach an
agreement with 3,000 waiters who de
mand renewal of the union agree
ment.
Sporting
New York —Tex Rickard will put off
that proposed rumpus between Jess
Willard and Luis Firpo until July 12,
at Boyle’s Thirty Acres so that it
won’t interfere in any manner with
the championship jam between Demp
sey and Gibbons, it was indicated here.
Indianapolis, Ind. —Officials of the
Indianapolis Motor Speedway will be
called to meet here to discuss the fu
ture use of the race course, Carl G.
Fisher, founder and part owner, an-
Mr. Fisher’s announcement
was prompted by reports that the
track would be dismantled and a new
speedway built in some other city.
New York —After piloting Sweet
Kiss to an easy victory in the steeple
chase at Belmont park, Rider Frank
Hayes rode to the Judges’ stand and
fell from the saddle, dead. It was the
first time he. had jockeyed a winning
jumper. His death was said to have
been due to heart failure induced by
weight reduction.
Indianapolis—According to official
figures given out here by W. D. Eden
burn, of the American Automobile as
sociation contest board, Jimmy Mur
phy is leading the field of race driv
ers for the 1923 championship with a
total of 1,070 points. He was awarded
270 ppints for finishing third in the
500 mile race, While Milton gained
765 by winning. Had Milton driven
the entire race he would have been
awarded 1,000 points.
Foreign
Nome, Alaska —The last vestiges of
winter ice in this section of Bering
sea have drifted from view.
Havana —The senate has approved
a law raising the Cuban legation in
Washington to the status of an em
bassy.
London —The Central News report
ed Gabriel D’Annunzio, poet warrior,
on his way to join Mustapha Kemal
Pasha in Turkey.
Moscow —The plant of the Interna
tional Harvester company, which has
escaped nationalization and had man
aged to operate throughout the revo
lution, closed down because of lack
of funds.
Ottawa, Ont. —Large cargoes of Ca
nadian beer and liquor are moving
toward the international boundary
on their way to New York state, as a
result of the repeal of the prohibition
enforcement law there. Canadian of
ficials stationed along the border as
ported that rum runners are now ac
tively engaged in plans to flood New
York with dominion “hard stuff.”
London—Judge Marcus Kavanaugh
of Chicago, former Governor C. A.
Whitman of New York, and Wade M.
Ellis, a committee of the American
Bar association, which is studying
law enforcement in Europe, were pre
sented to King George by Post Wheel
er, the American charge d’affaires.
Atlantic City, N. J.—Six thousand
persons are attending the annual con
vention of the Associated Advertising
Clubs of the World here. Among the
delegates are a group of 115 adver
tising men of Great Britain, who came
with the avowed purpose of taking
the convention to London in 1924 as
against Houston, Texas, which will be
vigorously boomed by a large delega
tion.
Lausanne —Ismet Pasha, head of
the Turkish delegation In the peace
conference here, refused to accept
any of the Allied proposals that their
concessions in Antolia be safeguarded
in the peace treaty now under negotia
tion. Ismet professed to be without
authority to deal with the question,
and a private meeting between him
and the leading Allied delegates in an
effort to adjust this question proved
fruitless.
Tokio —More than 100 prominent
communists and socialists were ar
rested, the police charging that they
were engaged In a plot to organize a
communist state.
Flint, Mich. —A telephone message
to the Flint Journal from Owosso said
a report had been received there that
four persons had died as a result of
the wreck of the Grand Rapids-lonia
Knights Templar special near Durand.
A newspaper man at Durand tele
phoned he had seen at least 25 in
Jured when he visited the scene of
the wreck. The injured were being
taken to Durand by automobile.
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All he Me
Condensed Stories of Happenings
of the Week in Minnesota
Hibblng The Power-for-senator
campaign was organized when a mass
meeting elected officers for the boost
er club.
Owatonna —The opening of the June
term of the Steele county district court
will face a heavy calendar of civil
cases, 137 suits being slated.
Owatonna —A class of 75 members,
the largest in Owatonna high school
history, received diplomas at the 47th
annual commencement exercises here.
Fort Ripley The Parker-Kellogg
sawmill was totally destroyed by Are
originating, it is believed, from sparks
falling on the roof on the building
from the chimney.
Brainerd —A committee of the Brain
erd lodge of Elks has had gold medals
made for presentation to the" valedic
torians in the five high schools in the
Jurisdiction of the lodge.
Little Falla —Seventy-four students
were graduated from the Little Falls
high school this year. Dr. Arthur Cook,
noted lecturer of Traverse, Mich., de
livered the principal address at the
commencement exercises.
Thief River Falla— Arthur E. Nel
son, mayor of St. Paul, has accepted
an invitation to make an address here
on July 4, at which time the local post
of the American Legion is planning
to hold a celebration.
Rochester —A countrywide meeting
of breeders, bankers, newspaper and
business men is to be conducted here
June 11 to arrange for a “better sire”
campaign. A permanent organization
of the county association has already
been perfected.
Ellendale —At least 1,000 farmers
and businessmen of Steele and Free
born counties are expected to attend
the first annual picnic of district No.
5, Minnesota Co-operative Creameries
association, which is to be conducted
at Beaver Lake, near here.
St. Paul —Money deposited by the
state treasurer in the 1,050 banks
throughout the state has earned $87,-
875 in the six months previous to
March 31, reports from Henry Rines,
state treasurer, showed. The interest
money is turned into the state general
fund, Mr. Rines said.
Albert Lea —A “charity frolic” is to
be staged by the Elks lodge, June 11
to 16. A spectacle called Chinatown
has been obtained by the entertain
ment committee, which promises the
greatest amusement event ever put
on here.
Springfield—The 21st annual con
vention of the Brown Courity Sunday
School association will be conducted
at Springfield June 11. Special music
will be furnished by the Comfrey choir
and the Evangelical choir of Sleepy
Eyl. Dr. C. G. Hohn of New Ulm, Pro
fessor E. N. Johnson of Sleepy Eye
and state leaders will speak.
Austin —The purebred sire campaign
begun in March in Mower county and
which had to be discontinued on ac
count of bad roads, will be continued.
About 40 purebred sires were placed
in the two weeks of active selling and
the campaign managers expect to place
about 60 more good sires .between
June 4 and 14.
Austin Curves in the highways
covering large areas rather than the
short saucer is the method adopted
by the Mower ctunty commissioners
to cut automobile accidents to a mini
mum and with the completion of an
other such curve this year there will
be 29 in the county.
Rochester —Henry Schuster, on his
61st birthday, drove the first stake In
the first oil drilling operations in
southern Minnesota, among the apple
trees on the Blglow farm, two miles
east of Rochester. Tom Jones, engi
neer for the Rochester Oil and Devel
opment company, in charge of the op
erations, remarked as he held the
stake for Mr. Schuster, “It was Ju<»t
a year ago today that I brought in a
gas well in the Kansas fields.”
Red Wing—A telephone rate hear
ing was conducted in the chamber of
commerce before James Howett of the
state railroad and warehouse commis
sion. The Tri-State Telephone and
Telegraph company, which recently
purchased the Red Wing Telephone
company, obtained an increase from
the commission a month ago on busi
ness and single party residents’ tele
phones. The commission, however, al
lowed but half of the increase asked
on the four party home phones.
Minneapolis—The Minnesota League
of Women Voters began its statewide
campaign for a mile long petition urg
ing the participation of the United
States in the permanent court of in
ternational justice, in obtaining for the
first signature that of President Lotus
D. Coffman of the University of Min
nesota. Other signatures obtained
were those of Mayor George E. Leach,
W. I. Nolan, Einar Hoidale, F. H. Car
penter, Judge E. F. Waite, W. F. Web
ster, Chief Justice Calvin L. Brown
and Archbishop Austin Dowling.
Mankato —John Nelson, aged 59, la
borer foreman of the J. B. Nelson
Construction company of this city for
the last 10 years, was killed by coming
in contact with a live wire on the
construction work at the Mankato
state teachers college. /
Owatonna —The Minnesota second
district of the Women’s Christian
Temperance Union plans to conduct
its annual convention in Owatonna.
Several hundred delegates from
Steels, Waseca, Olmstead and Dodge
couniies. comprising the district, will
attei 1
Duluth —The steamer Renown ar
rived here carrying the season’s first
cargo of oil.
Duluth—Clovis Demink was drown
ed while fishing in Fish Lake in Gen
esen township.
Austin —Reports of damage done by
the storm show that at least 36 head
of livestock were lost.
Benson —Members of the Nordfjord-
Laget assembled here for the annual
convention of the organization.
Red Wing— A $200,000 bond issue
for paving and sewers will be pre
sented to the voters of Red Wing at
the special election June 18.
Winnebago —Parker college grad
uated a class of 16 at commencement
exercises here. Robert Zaring, editor
of the Northwestern Christian Advo
cate, was the commencement speaker.
Albert Lea —A meeting of the Cen
tral Association of Baptist churches
will be conducted in the First Baptist
church here June 14 and 15. Delega
tions from 12 neighboring churches
will be present.
Willmar —Rev. Charles Pederson,
who has been pastor of the West and
East Zion churches, in the country
near here, for the last 42 years, has
resigned and will make his home in
Benson after Oct. 1.
St. Cloud—The College Women's
club of St. Cloud# has voted to award
the gift scholarship of $l5O this year
to Miss Roma Gans, a teacher in the
Technical high school. The gift
scholarship is awarded annually.
Hastings —A verdict of SI,OOO was
awarded to Mrs. Susan Zeisea of this
city in district court against Samuel
Licklich, whom she charged with in
juring her son, Fted Sulweir, when
the latter was run over by the defend
ant’s automobile.
St. Jamtfs —Henry Ford received the
first vote cast in the straw ballot tak
en by a St. James newspaper for the
next United States president. Presi
dent Harding took the lead in the
total vote.
Hibblng—Judge H. A. Dancer of
Duluth, will sit at this term of St.
Louis county district court with Judge
Martin Hughes in place of Judge Ed
ward Freeman, who is in Carleton on
business.
Cambridge—Better livestock on the
farms surrounding this city was giv
en another boost when a purebred
Holstein bull, six months old and a
Duroc-Jersey brood sow were to be
given away at the second Bargain day
here this season.
Redwood Falls —Sanborn has been
selected as the site of the annual pic
nic of the Masonic Picnic association
this year, which will be conducted
June 24. The district covered by the
association comprises the counties of
Brown, Redwood, Renville, Lincoln,
Lyons, Cottonwood and Yellow Medi
cine. Several hundred Masons and
their families will attend.
Minneapolis—The twentieth annual
exhibition of the American Peony so
ciety, known generally as the National
Peony show, will be held at the Hip
podrome, Minnesota State Fair
grounds, June 21, 22 and 23, it has
been announced by W. F. Christman,
Minneapolis, general chairman of the
show. In the exhibition, both ama
teur and professional growers will dis
play their choicest blooms.
St. Cloud —That the Cathedral high
school ranks as one of the best in the
state wa3 the compliment Father
Guenwald brought to the students from
the state public examiner of the state
university. He said Cathedral high
will be recommended for a place in
the Northwest Educational association,
whereby its diplomas will be recog
nized in the northwestern states.
Rochester —Lecture sessions, surgt
cal clinics and a dinner at the home
of Dr. and Mrs. W. J. Mayo, marked
the day’s events in the annual four
day session here of the American Med
ical Surgical association. More than
100 fellows of the association are at
tending, chiefly coming from eastern
medical centers. Many of America’s
most famous surgeons are attending.
Albert Lea —Ed Hansop of Austin,
conductor on the Southern Minnesota
railroad, was injured when a west
bound extra freight went into a ditch
three mPes east of here. Five of the
cars, loaded with hogs, were smashed
to pieces. Many of them were killed
in the wreck, while others died from
wounds and the effects of the hot sun.
Hastings—Mrs. Louise Leedstrum,
formerly housekeeper for John Her
man, now dead, won her suit for dam
ages against bis estate in Dakota
county district court here. She asked
$12,200 as damages for a broken hip
received, she alleged, in working for
Herman. It was alleged he had thrown
water outdoors in winter time and the
woman slipped on the ice. The Jury
granted her $5,300.
Bt. Rater —Thirty-nine seniors of
Gustavus Adolphus college received
degrees of teacher of arts at the 61st
annual commencement exercises here.
In addition to the degrees given the
graduation class, Mathias M. Vol
strom, former president of Gusta
vus Adolphus, received the degree of
doctor of divinity, as did Dr. J. P.
Uhler, dean of men, who has been a
member of the college faculty for 40
years. More than 1,000 visitors were
assembled when the senior class
marched into the auditorium fcnd took
their seats.
Crosby—After watching a wolf’s
den closely for several weeks, Bob
Woods of the Little Pine territory
north of here, caught the mother wolf
away and captured five cubs. Several
cubs have been sold as pets at $6
each.
I ronton —Several hundred acres of
tlmberland between here and Bar
rows were burned recently but the fires
have about played themselves out. A
10-mile stretch of meadow and cutover
lands along the Little Pine north of
here also has been burning but is
new under controL
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WANTED PAY FOR KEEPING IT
Rank Directors Decided That Particu
lar Note Had Been in Storage
Long Enough.
E. C. Stokes, president of a bank of
Trenton, N. J., tells this story:
One day the cashier of a bank said
to an old customer: “The board of di
rectors at their last meeting decided
that they would no longer renew your
note.”
„“That’s going to be exceedingly em
barrassing,” replied the customer. “Be
cause this note has been in the bank
now about twenty-five years.”
“Well,” responded the cashier, “the
directors are not going to turn you
down, exactly. They have decided
they can no longer discount your note,
but they are going to charge you stor
age on it.”
Probably it Was.
“Did you hear that Kate bobbed her
hair?” asked Margery.
“My heavens, no! How does she
like it?” I said.
“Well, she’s kind of disappointed
in it,” my chum answered.
“Disappointed,” I sniffed. “With
that face she has no right to be dis
appointed.”
What was my consternation to have
the door of an adjoining bedroom open,
and Kate walked out. I shut up like a
clam. Wasn’t that the best thing I
could do? —Exchange.
What He Was Seeking.
“What sort of a neighborhood la
this?”
“Excellent. Some of the best peo
ple In town live in this section.”
“That may be, but what I want to
know Is can they afford to have more
than we can afford? I’m tired of
keeping up with other people. I want
to try living In a place where I shall
set the pace for awhile.”
Case of Unpreparedness.
Verne Batteese, who runs the pump
ing station, had the anguish of seeing
a black fox stop at easy range to look
at him. He had carried his gun dally
for a long time, but that day left it
home. The beautiful creature was
sighted a long way off and came nearer
and nearer till be stopped to look Bat
teese over, and the latter had the pain
ful experience of seeing a thousand
dollars walk away from him. —Port-
land Press Herald.
Willing.
It takes more to shock a girl nowa
days than It used to,” remarked Pro
fessor Pate.
“Yes,” replied Hostetter Smith. “But
have you noticed any disinclination on
the part of a man to provide her with
sufficient cause to produce that re
sult?” —Kansas City Star.
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