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-'Ml"-. Thursday, October fmt lounty News SALINE POINT At this writing we arc still hav ing abundant rain. LowIb Kelly and Lonriic Burnflidc went to Kansas City Saturday. Mr. Kclloy went to consult a doc tor in behalf of his face. S. F. White and family and Susie Burnstde visited at Jim Moore's Sunday. Mrs. Chas. Lynn and Mrs. Will Chilcott went to Malta Bend Fri day taking Miss Ella' Anderson home after several weeks visit with relatives in this vicinity. Mrs. Lynn and Mrs. Chilcott returned to their home Saturday. Mrs. Chas. Marksbury spent Saturday night in Dcwitt. Although the roads were rather muddy and the weather rather rainy nulto a few from around here went to Miami to attend the show on the big boat Saturday. The wedding bells will sson be runlng on battle row. JR. W. Ervln and Friedman went to Excelsior Springs Monday to attend tho fair. They returned ori Saturday and reported an enjoy able time. On account of tho absence of John Mooro and Elbert the trial of Kingcr and Mahan was put off again for November. Wonder why some of the girls didn't tako their cloaks to the show when it was so rainy. Ask Robert Cunduff how he likes a midnight drive in tho gumbo in tho rain and on a very dark night. On account of the show in Miami Saturday night the crowd that went to Dowltt Saturday after noon was small. Quito a few old as well as the young folks were disappointed Sun day on account of the rain as they couldn't attend the show at Dc witt that night. MM JESTER Mrs. Henry Lacy and son of west Marshall spent Friday with her sister, Mrs. Will Moore. John Sadcwhltc and Miss Julia Dcsmpnd were in tho Nelson neigh borhood Saturday and Sunday. Mrs. Sam Butler and children were visiting Mrs. J. S. Lewis on Tuesday and Wednesday. aorn tokM. and Mrs. Lee Eddy on September 25, a cloven pound boy. Mother and son arc doing nicely. Leo Marksbury was helping Mr, Walter Wade last week put in wheat. ' Charloy Durrctt of Marshall was through this vicinity Saturday ovcnnlg buying up cattlo and hogs. Miss Julia Desmond spent Wed nesday night with Mrs. J. W. Caldwell. Warner Kent o't Marshall was In the neighborhood Sunday af ternoon. Mrs. Bam Forquer spont Wednes day with her daughter, Mrs. Will Moore. 'lee Smith of Nelson spent -Wednesday night with his nelce, Mrs, Tom Lewis, J. S. .Lewis and mother-in-law, Mrs, Frank Sadewhlte spent Tues uUy night with her son, Lester Sadewhlte and wife of Ilerndonto seo her new grand-daughter. Come See the Beau tiful New Petti coats for Fall. From the Humble Inexpensive One of Cotton to thcMoit Ar iitocratlc and Beautiful of Silk Pettlcoati. They are all here and at Attractively Low Prices Never have wo Invited you to a finer showing of the new Fall styles in Petticoats. It is a display that will at once interest both the style devo tees and tho frugal minded by its unsurpassed assem blago of tho handsome modes for Autumn and by its spe daily low prices. Evory (rood kind of petti coat is here in ginghams, sa teens, heatherblooirs, messa lines and silks a variety that assures every woman of a petticoat to suit her tasto and purse Plain and fancy colors. There's no doubt that these petticoats como from high grade manufacturers for even tho lowest priced ging ham potticoat shows an un usual gracefulness in line, a serviceable quality of ma torial and a thoroughness in workmanship that is unmis takable You will also find extra sizes here. Here aro tho prices: Mcssalino and Silk, $3:23 to $10.00 Heatherbloom, $2.00 to $4.00 Sateen $1.00 to $3.00 Qingham 50c to $1.50 Send for our new price catalogue. Address Webster M. White. Variety is the Keynote, of our Showing of New Kimonos. Scores of Most Charming De signs in Silk, Mescaline and Creoe. $1.25 to $15.00 The woman whose taste is satisfied by a simple, inexpensive yet pretty Kimono and tho woman of unlimited means whoso taste runs to moro elaborate kinds can both be suited from our immense stock. Wo doubt whether a larger or belter showing can bo found anywhere else in town. Hero aro Kimonos of crepe, mcssalino and silk pretty, pleasing and fascinating in an end less variety of the newest and most charming elfects for Fall. s Values, too, aro better than ever, thanks to shrewd buying and close pricing. Prices rango from $1.25 to $15.00. THE NEW PURSES IN A DI VERSITY OF SMART STYLES. Leather, Beaded Velvet, AH Beaded and v? Rich Tapestry Purses, 50c to $12.50. Wo have a delightful showing of tho choicest of tho now styles in purses, bags. And you'll find among them, in equal variety, the little Driccd bacr for or. dinary sorvico, and tho gorgeous conceit that will provo as ornamontatlve to your completed costume as a bit of jewelry. Included are oxcoptionally beautiful and original ideas in leather, beaded volvot, all beaded and very rich-looking tapestry bags. Prices aro always fair. Even tho oxtromo novelties are marked reasonably. Hero is tho place to come when you need purae3 and at this season of the year most everyone docs. Prices range from 50c to $12.50. Send for our now catalogue- Separate Coats of Stunning Beauty and' Sturdy Service Are Shown Here. p- The Storo -Kor Women Who Cure. Marshall, Mo. Conspicuous Examples of the New Smart Suits on Display. ARROW ROCK Mrs. Fred Blerbaum of the coun ty was a caller 'Wednesday at the home of J. A. II. Blerbaum. Boss Shemwell who passed away after an Illness of several months at his homo In Blackwater Tues day night, Sept. 20 and was burled Thursday afternoon In tho Arrow Rock cemetery. Mr. and Mrs, Schupp of Gascon ade were visitors last week at the home of John Blorbaum. Rolla Bingham and wife return od to their home In Marshall Frl day after a weeks visit here with relatives. Thoy wore accompanied homo by Miss Bessie, the formers Bister, who will made her home with them this winter . Rev.r . St., Morlts will preach in English at tho German Evangelical church hero Sunday night, Oct. 8 kt 7 (o'clock. fn NT MALTA BEND Mrs. Grant Bush left last Wed nesday for a visit with her sister and' other relatives In St. Louis. Misses Irene and'Dorthy nous Ion were shopping In Marshall last ' MofltUy, W i Dir. Brown sIs "transacting busl ' ';itoilXouii this week. s Mr..'MacWiMM 61 Jptat;skaU was dolgof plaMwing for Mr. Geoi . ifaltor 'y wViays.'.last week';' ' ' . Mrs. ItsMlWNS'irahBacj'K feus lnss,'liaMrKhaUaBt Thtiwday, K.- G.-'aMJirVy''4id .wife, vwer'e , l 'transinlbulHeirt in Marshall Grant Bush having spent sever al weeks vlslttlng his old homo in Ohio, returned homo last Monday. Mrs. Charlie Ross and son and Miss Esther Carter woro shopping In Marshall last Thursday. Mrs. IHU and daughter of La ment, are hero visiting her daugh ter and other relatives. Earl VanStone left Saturday for a sojourn in Arkansas. rtni a number from nere at tended the show at Waverly Fri day night. I Miss DeMosa of Odessa como inj last (Wednesday morning lor a visit with her undo Charlio De- Moss and wife and other relatives. Mrs. Frank Wright and daugh ter, Miss nester, were transacting business in Marshall Saturday. Mrs. Grubbs and children who havo been visiting her parents, Rov. and Mrs. Lcatherman return ed to her homo in KentucKy Sat urday. Mrs. M. O. Nyo was a warsnau visitor Saturday. BROWNLEE Intended for last week. Miss Louise Johnson passed away Friday morning Sept. 32 at tho homo of her brotherrln-law C. A. Miller. Burial at Nolson Saturday. Miss Blanch Townsend returned homo Friday after spending sever al day with her Bister at Nelson. Robert Boazloy and wlfo wero out from Arrow Rock Sunday to spend tho day with their daughter, Mrs. Lloyd Wllkorflorv. Mr. Boailey has been- confined to tho house moat of tho summer and wo aro glad to see him out again. Charlie Petry Sr., waa visiting Will Jose Sunday. Andy Brownlee who was' cut on tho anklo by a corn cutter Is gel ting along fine. Mrs, K. Ai' Powoll has gone to Arrow RocH attur spending two week , 'wltli her cousin Mrs. Vic Townsend and son. t Mn.t,Poter and daughter MrB. Preston Douglas have returned home, after spending several days, 'tit ar ,, V : . . Mk. 1 - wiin mrsv ucy ocBfuea. LONbbOMb VALLbY urday and Sunday. tho baggago didn't ahe?" "Yes" Wo had oulto n rain Saturday Wonder It Hdgar saw his girl "Ha I ha I ha t I turnblcd to tho fact nltrht nnd all tho creeks wero on Sunday. as soon as I Baw you You ex- a boom. c c iul,or and wlfo wont to poet her back, I suppose?" "Of Llttlo Jcsslo Griff Itt has bccnMnrahnll on business Saturday. course" "nal hal hal That is qulto sick for tho past week but is ' J- R- Qrlffltt wont to Norton Sat- rich Looking for her every some better at this writing. urday on business; mlnuto aro you not?" "Yes and I Mr. and Mrs. John 'Miller were M nnd MrB- E- M- Nugon were think sho will como back" "Well, calling on A. H. Yates and family "hopping In Marshall Friday. this makes mo laugh ha! hal I Saturday. 'tfftf " 'had a woman play tho same trick Eddie Clemens and wife wero In w-v . 1 on mo in a Chicago depot, once, Marshall Saturday shopping. i'ITGSS CllDDlIlflfS but " ono W,U oVer aaln Yountf Clyde Yates was in our burg Sat- - - "r man, you've been played on for a Vis your little boy sick with any- hayseed I'd advise you to turn core yeara, and ten wre asked by a stranger, "And havV you jweVet; had any clousT?"- 'fCloudat the woman, "why yeflf'ele where could all our blesed showers have como from?" No clouda, no show crs. No trials, no peace. No wear Incss. no rest. No labor, no reward No yokes, no connection with the power that makes' sainthood pos sible. How sweet to know that our Father holds the clouds, bal ances the trialB, weighs our strength, and mcaaurcs our labor, and that everything that comes to us comes through his infinite love and wisdom. Ex. Leon Journal: A doctor came up to a patient in an insano asylum, slapped him on the back and said, "Well, old man, you're allright. You can run along and writo your folks that you'll be back homo In two weeks aa good as new." The pa tient went off gaily to wrlto his let ter. lie had finished and scaled it. but as ho was licking tho stamp it slipped through his fingers to tho floor lighting on tho back of a cockroach and stuck. Tho patient hadn't seen tho cockroach what ho did sco was tho escaped postage stamp zig zagglng aimlessly across tho floor to tho baseboard and fol lowing a crooked track up tho wall and across tho ceiling. In depress ed silence ho tore up tho letter that he had Just finished and drop ped tho pieces to tho floor. "Two weeks II I" he cald. "I wont bo out of here for three years." Little Ruth found that the horse had stepped on and broken the leg of one of her little chickens. Look ing up at tho horse she said, re proachfully: "O, Bess, how could you be so careful-less? Why, this little chicken wouldn't step on you and hurt you like that fo. any thing. Columbia Herald: Our little boy aged three, was In tho habit, es pecially at meal time when address Ing his father, of saying "mother father." Finally his father satd,, "John, why do you always say 'mother-father, when you are go ing to spoaK to me?" John said, "Well I have to call mother's name first to get her to stop talking. colored parson called upon one of his flock and found the object of hU visit out In the back yard working among his hen coops. He noticed with surprise that they wero no chickens. "Why Bruddcr Johnson," he asked where arc your chickens? "nun," grunted Johnson without looking up, "some fool nig gah left do do' open and dcy all went home." Philip, ago four, Is In the habit of going across tho street to a neighbor's house for milk. One day in December he returned homo with an empty bucket and a grave face. "We can't get any more milk," he announced in a tone weighty with importance of his message. "The cow's dried up'. And, a wo stared In surprise at him, he suddenly clinched the mat ter with an observation, evidently of hl own "They don't think shc'l thaw out till Spring." Stetson JttAlS W 1 Al thing?" asked tho lad of the lady that baby over to a policeman and who had lust moved in next door get out of hero before some news- and who had asked him to com.o Paper reporter geU hold of you" over and play with her llttlo boy "on, sne u come oacK, sne ucome "No. Indeed." ahe smiled "Whv?" back" "She wUl, eh? The Joke "Cauao I've had mv tonsils taken grows richer and richer Now, out an1 my adenoids removed an wk " maaes you tninK sne ii mv aunendlx cut out an' I been vac be back?" "Because she Is my clnated an' serumlzed for typhoid wife and this is our baby" "Oh an'aplnal meningitis, an' I've had um, I see," the fat man muttered, nnti-toxin injected, an I do hope who got over being tickled all at I won't havo to havo anything ". BecnK aaoB mataiarm 1 done have to me a little this year, so I can bit o' fun u while cr nau ticu to ono oi me scats with a niece of clothes-line, he went over and gave it three swift kicks Week End and Sunday Ex cursion C. Si A. R. R. has on aalo for alt trains Saturday and Sunday (ex cept tho nuramcr) a $1.69 round trip rata good till 8 a. m. Mon day (all trains except the hummer) to Kansas City. Also $1.50 rate going and returning on Slater ae commodatlon same date. Leave Kansts City flJO p. m. O. B. Hawthorne, Passenger agent. "Brother Philander," aald I to our head deacon1 tho other day, "I Soft felts will be more popular than ever this Fall. Of course you want t;he right shape and shade then buy a Stetson I All shape and col or to suit any face or taste at i London Telegraph- "Sister Hen derson," aald' Deacon Hypers, "you should avoid even the appearance of evil" "Why, deacon, what do you meam" asked sister iienaer- have noticed for sometime that soil "I ob servo that on your when Brother Jason ts talking sideboard you havo several cut- about tho right way to live, etc, glaifs decanters, and each of them and you happen to stroll up he lis half filled with what appears to always stops right away and ,be ardent spirits" "well, now walks off Why la It?" "Well, you deacon, It Isn't anything of tho SCe," replied tho old coUgor with (klnd Tho bottles look bo pretty a chuckle, "I ran across Jason In ( on tho sideboard that I Just filled k C. ono tlmo when ho didn't ex- them halfway with some floor pect mo" stain and furniture polish Just for annearancca" "That's why I am Two llttlo boys wero selling lem- cnutlonlng you, slbter," replied the onade to earn circus money A deacon "Feeling a trifle weak and thirsty oiu gontieman sioppeu ai faint, I helped myself to a doso the Btand of tho first llttlo boy from the. big bottle In tho middle wi aranK tnree giassoB oi tne beverage ne then passed to the A young man was Bitting in tho ,fltn(i n thB .ocnn.1 little hnv Grand Central depot tho other day Aw you awe ho mkQil p,eas. tne. u rmingnam Axc-uerum r e- ntiv. thnt thn llttlo hhv nerma counts, holding a baby In i his arms, the thre0 conta when the child began to ary so glaaa fop hu iemonade, while you tftwtlbn of everyone around him Auratt NltHneUtv.U Buffering HOUX BROS., Si trow.' the kick otlls kj&w: . " ' (MAlnni-L., By- nd by awaiting passenger wlked over to him. with a smile of. pity on his- face, and aald- "A vflemM, gaye you that baby to liA jyhlle she' went to see about charge five?" The lad addressed answered very readily: "Yes, I know mister, but his lemonade Is what the puppy tell In" A saintly old couple whom' the atom of lite had buffeted tor three J.W.CRISMORE&SON 2612 LINCOLN AVE. CHICAGO, ILL WHOLItALK BUYKSS Of WHITE PIGEONS Skip yout WKIt PUoa4 la u. Wpy S2.00 doa and your Epru. ECZEMA BCXBMA CAN WC.CURHO TO STAY, When I Mjr ctud. 1 tumu rxUmbaX 1 T:U,' ad oot tuwlT up for whlK to !' wena Uiu UJor. Kol)r I auk latajg ttatMM&l atUr putUn Ua yen of u Hat oa aa ot a ml Woo caw ol thit Urtaatut 01Ma. Maar.l do oo can 6 all ou hT umil nor aow atawr mi r all 1 ak to IimI a thuuD a thorn jrou tbat X kw aoottoloir, (uruiUwl cure thit will coartaea wm Bora tu a !9 taut I or aoyono ataa eaakt ta atealtit Hata. 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