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r VOLUME VII. NUMUER11. OIIILLICOTIIE, LIVINGSTON CO., MISSOURI. THURSDAY. NOVEMBER 1,1883. CURRENT TOPICS. Tiik Chinoso exclusion law has given an impulse to Japanese emigration to California. Tjikkk Is a standing roward of $?,Q00 in Nebraska for llio discovery in Unit elate of a paying vein of coal. Tiik bi-cuntenni.il celebration of Texas is being discussed. Waco is -iniiiir forward as a candidate for the locution. Kivk millions of tho $11,000,000 de posited in too Amoskeag Savings bank in KahosUr, N. 11., belong to the mill operatives. 'r is faid that a thousnnd Mormon converts will leave Ck.ittatioogn.Tenu., next month for Utah. They aro from ilill'orent parts of tho south. It costs $15,000,000 a year, in round figures to maintain our naval estab lishment", thoro being about 16,000 per sons on tho pay-rolls, of whom moro thuii 2,000 aro ollieors, 9,000 enlisted men and boys, and tho remainder civilians omployod as mechanic. :lcrks, etc. Jonathan Davis was a bachelor of f", ami Elizabeth Klyott a maiden of i't. They Iml lived ill tho s-.uuo county in Georgia nil lliusu years, but thoy met for tho lir.st liiuo at an evening parly last wuck. U was a case o! lir.-d love at first sight on both sides. Jona than proposed, and they wore married thou and there. Tiiichk is an orange treo on the .-grounds of Jacob Sohram, of St. He- Sena, Cal., on which several hundred (ranges aro growing. One of these i.- ivo incites in diameter, and the tree presents tin unit-nilly line ai d iroliiie appearance. It was raised by Mr. Sehrnni fniKi a seedling planted by himself some ten years ago. Tlliii.K is a s.-l ion just out.-ide the penitentiary walls, in Columbus, )., wilh a sig.i which i a ciirio.uly in itself. Approaching the gat , the un- 'forlunaio culprit read-: "Last place to get schooner lieiir." Cjinin.' from the prison, llio liberated convict lias staring him in llio face the words, J-'irst pla !0 to get .schooner bei-r." Tun first cotton factory in California !is to bo erected in Alnn-da county. 'Tho company's cipital is .fiiiM.O K). Alostof the eotton is In be transported from Texas, but ultimately i-uut'iorn California will, it is expected, supply all the cotton needed. The widow ot (Jul. .Strong, the lir.-t cotton raiser in California, lias grown IHO bales on hir ranch lids year Surni t'Aimi.iN 's railroad com liiissiou itas reduced fares to such n point that the railroad companies can not atlord lomake a second-class rale, and hence the negroes, The Charleston News says, "insist upon crowding into first-class cars with the whites." The News proposes "reserved .scat cars, which llio chivalry may use by paying nn extra dollar or two. A BiiAmi.sni.im peasant not Ion; ngo found a largo eagle eating the ear cass of a dog. lie shot the bird, which was black, with white shoulders. On its left foot was a old ring, on which worn out tho letters, still visible, "H. Ks. o. k.," underneath which was llio word "Kporjes," and on the o'her side tho date, "10, 9, lt)27." Ejiorj-s is a town in upper Hungary. Ke11:I!MKYEU AMI GlKliltEKO, who nro trundling wheelbarrows across the continent for a purso of $2,000, started from San Francisco on tho 7th iust. Their tinio of starting was entered on their books there and their books ore to bo stamped in every postollico that they pass. Tho two will I ravel to gether to Cheyenne, and then each will tako whatever route he may choose. Thoy expect to report at tho Now York city postolli.o about tho middle of March next. In Tkxahkana, tho town lying part ly in Texas and partly in Arkansas, tho marshal for tho Texas and tho mar shal for tho Arkansas side were sent out to arrest a drunken man. It ap pears that he was lying across tho state lino, bin head in Texas, tho feet in Arkansas. Kach marshal argued for jurisdiction, mid finally tho Texan won, ou the ground that tho head was tho unending party, ns the legs did not in tend to get drunk, and had no part in doing what suporindueod intoxication. Wukn Ilia Texas legislature assem bles in extra session to legislate upon fouco-cutting, tho members may profit by reading tho following from The Houston Ago: "Capt. Itobort E. Stafford and Capt Joioph Davis have immense bodioi of laud Inclosed for pasture, and neither of thorn has over had a fenoo cut or any trouble with smaller cattlo-owners. Thoy nevor fenoo in any land but their own. They do not ovon fence in all that belongs to them. Whon they aro inoloslng pasture grounds they always leave alUtlo land and water on tho outside for their neighbors' oattle tograie on." Baton Rouoe, La., has an old nogro who claimi to bo over 10C years old. In early life he was a slave and servant of Don Carlos do Grandpro, tho Spanish governor of Wost Florida, and aooompanied the Spanish troops, as a body-servant of his young mnstor, to and fro botwoon Pensaoola and Mobilo and tho tort at Baton Rouge. lie was in the service of Don Louts do Grand pro, son of tho governor, and com mandor of the Spanish forces, at tho tlmo of the capture of Baton Rouge fort by the filibusters under Gen. I'bilomon Thomas, at which timo bis young mastor was killed. The old man's namo Is Noel Porry. Ho is very active and hw Rood memory, TUB SILKST HOI K. ONI.T. Only a word for the Matter, Lovingly, quietly ald ; (inly a went, Yiit W e Master heard, And some falutico; hearts were fid. Only a louk ot rein uistrancr, Sorruwllll, gentle, anil dien; ( liity a look, Yet tbu btrotiL? mmi buhO", Aud he went alone to weep. Only some art of devotion, Wl'lliigly, Joyfully done; ".Surely 'twas naught," (3 i the liroit'l wond thought,) But yet eouls for Christ are won. Only an hour with the children rieasantly, clicci fully given; Yet seed whs' town In tlm'. hour alone, Which would hrlng forth fruit frcin heaven. "Only" hat .!cu Is looking Constantly, tenderly, down To earth, anil Bees Those who str.vo to please, And their lovs he loves to crown. 6'Miiin. HOW FRED WON lUS BltLDE, BY OI.OA A. COI.KUAN. Timo, moro than ono hundred years ago; place, llio homo of air. Hahlwin, mm of the earliest settlers of Central New York. It was a long, low house, tho base ment of which was built of rough stones, while tho upper portion con sisted of framework, ending in a rather wide, yet also very sleep gnhlo roof. In the reai of the house was tho gradu ally inclined hill with lis scattered trees, Hie outpost of the dense woods that crowned its .summit, Below the hoit-o, however, were meadows through wiiicb the Mohawk River Howe I in sil very, serpent-like curves, while over this whole charming landscape picture was a iky as bluo as that of blessed Italy. Walking leisurely along tho path which led from the meadows to the house, was Margaret, Mr. Baldwin's only child, who, with her open counte nance, her .sparkling blue eyes and gold en hair, was a most beautiful girl, whose equal could not be fonnd In the whole valley; as bright as the morning, wiili a hiippy heart like the merry birds that warbled ill the trees, she tripped along with a pail of foaming milk in each hand, singing one of her favorite songs. ".Margaret," called a genllo voice, and the robust Hguro of Sirs. Baldwin appeared in the doorway; "Margaret, your father wishes to speak with you." The song died away on Margaret's lips, and a shadow crossed the sunny face of the girl. With a sigh she hand ed tho milk nails to her mother, ami entered the house. in his private room, seated before llio lire it was a cool October morning was Mr. Baldwin, a well-nourished figure, lie removed his pipe, bowed ihililierontly to the morning greeting i.f his daughter, mid then said in an abrupt manlier: "Sit down. Why did you act so riulo toward John Martin yosleiihiy while shelling corn?'1 A deeper red sull'used Margaret's checks as she answered: "1 was not rude. Who lias accused ino of il?" "Martin himself. He came here late last night and angrily complained that you had refu-ed lo dance with him." "1 could not do it, because I had al ready promised another- cousin Fred." Mr. H ildwiii frowned. "A girl," said lie, "must dance with her bridegroom-elect, if bo rcipie.ls her to ilo so." Margaret answered haughtily, "Who suys that John Martin is my bride-rtlln-e!ecf:," "I say so," replied Mr. Baldwin in an angry tone. "H it I can not lovo him, father!" pleaded the girl, trying to restrain her tears. "And why nol? Is ho not a hand some young man, and ho will also be come rich, for bis father owns tho largest and best tract of land in tho valley. Only lot me tell you that throe score girls would accept him with great joy." "Lot thorn have him," answered tho girl snappishly, "I don't want him." "And I know why,1' continued hor falhor in an irritating manner. ' It is only beeauso you aro in lovo with your cousin Fred. Fare ham the foul! Foolish girl! What is ho more than a dreamer, who kills time by making rhymes day and night, or sits over pots and kotths like a woman; who continually broods over chemistry, science and such useless things; who infects the houso with tho smell of his gasses and sputtering niix'tires! Ii were belter that betake care of hiiuself, othonviso tliu pooplo will regard him as ono who meililles with sorcery ami the like, and will treat him ns the peo ulo do with sorcerers in tho oastern colonies. And what does he expect to aecomplisli ny an tlnsr djcs ne lliinK of finding the stone of tho wiso men with which everything can be turned into goldP l'laguo tako tho lazy, good for nothing fellow." "Tho prophet has no nuthority in his nativu laud!" answered M irgaret quietly. "Fred, ranks high among men of genius. Kven lionjamin Frank lin, whom yon yoursolf acknowledge to ho n wiso and patriotic man, writes to Frud. as an equal, and consults his views and opinions!" "Bali! Franklin accomplishes smoo thing more besides his chemical experi ments. He is ever ready to stand up ami ueiemi ins c jiintry wnen it is m danger." "And Fred., too. But as you well know, ho has yet hardly recovered from tho tever. Mr. Stanton, the doctor, says it is not advisable for him to return to his regiment for two weeks at least, if ho does not caro to export, enee a relapse." "Yes, 1 know thai!" answered Mr. Baldwin, half aloud. "But," con tinned bo in passion, "if this wero not the Doctor's order, I would dispatch tho philosophor, togothor with his on tiro efleots, his aoids, gases and wbo knows what else, through the door, al though bo be my oousln s son. And I tell you, Margaret, you will yet bo Martin's wife. My word Is law in my house!" emphasized the old man, and puffed several strong draughts from his pipe into the room; whereupon be arose ana left ine room witn Heavy, re. verberatinar steps. Marearut stood there, dejected and almost despairing. It was as her father had said his word was law in the house. Still, although she had always been an obedient child, hor heart was now In wild rebellion against the tnr riblo conclusion. John Martini How she despised the young, conceited offi cer with his awkwarcf bearing. "Oh, I hate him!" sho eried out, in passion ate agitation. "WhomP not me, I hope, dear Mar- naretl" spoke up a ploasant voice. while a shadow fell on tho floor of the room, upon-which the sunbeams woro dancing morrily. Margaret looked up, oolorod deeply an4wHh ) charming smile uppn tier lips. A tall, manly form stood before her, and a pair of dark eyes full of ten derness of expression met her own. rrcil., is it youp Ami out uiivauv, so onrly. in tho morning! That is not wiso in you, especially after last evou ing's excitement." "O, l nm stronger than vou believo, and therefore I shall join my regiment again to-morrow. Hut tell me, whence comes the little cloud that has settled ou your pretty face this beautiful morn ing." In a fow hasty words sho related to him the conversation sho had with her father. Fred's brow darkened, "Ho belioves mo to bo nn idler, a droamcr, Is that it? And considers this young officer who lias noVer smelt gunpowder, and only promenade around with clattering sword on re view days, to bo worthier than myself to be his son-in-law? Well, all right; we shall see. For my pnit, now. Here, tako these fish, which I caught this morninir, Margaret, mid then fetch me your father's gun. Aro they loaded?" "1 do not think so. lint why do you want them, Fred., surely not to injure father or young Martin?" nskod the young girl in a frightened and appre hensive tone. Fred laughed. "Oh, no! But this morning 1 saw traces of an Indian moccasin down below in tho marsh of tho river, and although we have vet re ceived no warning, it is wiso to tic ore. pared, ion Know that licncral Scliuy. ler has repeatedly summoned us settlers on the MoliawK to bo conitintly watch ful, as we might at any moment be at lacked by our enemies who swarniover from Canada. 1 met your futncr as 1 was coming up the path and told him what I had sccn. "lie--" Fred stopped siiddcdh ; and an expression of mingled angeriind slyness llitted across his face 'Ami, ami what ilnl ho sa)f a-ke.l Margaret eagerly. "Oh," laughingly answered Fred, "ho said I shouid go homo and hide myself, if I were afraid; that John Mar tiu would come here to-day, and that this courageous Lieutenant would know how to protect his brido and her family." As dinner-tiino was approaching, Mrs. lialdwin prepared an unusually Eood meal ill accordance with her bus- h-Ainl s orders, and Margarci -obi ying likewise the comiiiHiids of llin house hold law-giver had relucted her best attire, ludced, she looked very pretty in her short, plain skirt with bine over drew, the neat, Inee-edged neckerchief and coiie!tish little cap in her golden hair. On her lace, however, there w.is an expression which did not at all con form with her attire; her eyes w ere red from crying, and her behavior ironical and repulsive. "Martin keeps us waiting very lung - I wonder whai can d( lain him," said Mr. Baldwin, breaking the silence. He looked expectantly out id I he window and vexaliou-dy resumed his real al the table. "Uiiilouhltdly an unexpect ed servico has detained him. Tliere forii, let us tako dinner 1 have he me real hungry. Where is F red?" lie inquired with a frown. 1 Id is in Ins room; lie carried up a piece (d br.-ad and some niiik a short tinio ago, saving licit was all he w lilt ed," replied Mrs. Baldwin. "All ri'ht, we can g"l aiong without him." was tho angry retort o( her hui band. ' Colli ', be .-ealed!" But scarcely were they seated ih.ni Intnl. heavy fout-teps wcr.i l.ianl. Siiiue one ran h.irriei'.ly ahmg the path aim Imrst c.p.ui U:e kileiien iloor. H was Joan Marlin, his face pale with flight, ids eyes staring wildly, ami his clotijes di-arrangeil and covered wita m ml. "The Indian-!" heci'icdbrcathles.-.!y, "tlie Indian-! They are lit my heel.-! Great ! id! thev viil murder me!" 'Bolt tho do uf called out .Mr. Bald win, and rose as quickly as his corpu lence would allow. Margaret Hew to obey his command. But, oil! it was too late. A terrible nouo betrayed that the enemy had al ready broken into the house. "Quick! dear John, called Mr. Baldwin. "Here, take this gun, and I will take tho other one. We shall sell our lives as dearly as possible!" But, overcome with fear mid fright, the cowardly Liciilouaiit rejeoted the proffered weapon, and said trembling ly: .. "Jo-no gooit, air. mntwin; it will lo no cood! There aro moro than three score! We must hideourselves." 'For shame! You will not even do- fenil your bride?" angrily inquired Mr, lialdwin oi tho coward. But without answering this uuestion the young officer ran into an adjacent room, where he secreted himself be hind a great heap of tow and llax. "The coward!" spoko up Mr. Bald win, white with rage. "Hnwmistakon I have been! Margaret, go and call-" But just at this moment the door was carefully opened, and tho copper-colored faces of the Iudiansappeured, and then they rushed in. Mr. Baldwin took aim with his rillu and shot at tho lirst ono that crossed the threshold. Un fortunately, however, the shot missed the intended victim nnd lodged in tho framework of the door. With a loud war-whoop the Indians raised their weapons to return llio tiro. Right hero something happened, how over, which prevented them from doing se. Suddenly the door of an adjoining room was torn open and two terrible apparitions presented themselves in tho doorway. The lirst one was a tall, ghost-like form, in a white sheet. It had ono hand raised warningly. The other ono was a human skeleton, the hollow oyo cavities of which seemod lo stare before them in surprise, and whoso open jaws displayed rows of sharp teeth. Then suddenly green, rod and blue sulphurous gnssns filled tho room, and a voice so hollow and warning, as if it eamo directly from tho grave, spoko out in Indian accent: "Begono, begone, begono, you dogs! The great spirit commands it!." With a wild aud frightened ory the Indians took to their heels; and they did not conse running even after tbey had t&fely escaped from this terrible house, but ran belter-skelter, one over tho other to the river, as if the devil and bis whole army were pursuing thorn. Tho shoot was then removed, the skololon fell against tho wall, and with a hearty laugh F'rod. stood boforo Mr. Baldwin ami his family. "Woll, havo not my rases andchom icals been of somo use tills timo, good UBcloP" oriod Fred., joyfully. "But hasten and bolt the door, Margaret, for inn aovns might oasuy recover from their fright and roturn. But no, nol" he called out, after looking out of the window, "they are already at tho rlv or's edgo and hasten to get Into their oanocsl Hal ha! the seonndrols were splendidly frightened oil' this time! But whore Is our brave friend, Lieutenant Martin?" As if called, the person orawlcd from out. oi his Dtding-piaco; bis ilue uuh form was covered with dust and chaff, aud his face showed nn expression ol tho greatest dejection. "Are )oun magician, rred. ram ham? How did you manage to drive tlieni away? Great God in heaven! what is that?" orii d the courageous lieutenant, and drew back from tho grinning skeleton. "Do not bo frighlenod, Mr. Martin, 'hat is only Mr. Bones, whom your d iclor was so kiud as to !ud mo, be cause I needed him in my study of the construction ' the hnmau body." "But the tiro and smoke?" modestly inquired Mrs. Baldwin. "vVore only a few of my 'ga'cs and chemicals," as my uncle loved to call them. The facts of tho case, however, arc these: I was just trying a few ex periments witli tho same when the noiso began. And tho thought entered my mind that I should take recourse lo Ibis art:" "Well deno, my boy, you bnvo nol only saved our lives, but hnve proved yourself lo bo a wiso and brave man," said Mr. Baldwin, nnd concluded by sajiug: "I am proud of you in the samo degrco I see niysoll" ho cast a meaning, contemptible glance nt John Marlin, who was cleaning his uniform with the assintalice of Mrs. Baldwin deceived In another. And now be seated, dear Fred!" continued Mr. Baldwin, after a short pause, "be seat ed at tho table, and, indeed, beside Margaret. I will separate you no more." Infant Urines anil lroml. reek Sim Within tho past six months (he press has been called upon tochronbh -core of marriages of girls in their Icons to men in their second childhood and in oneca-othe bride was sixty-live and Ihegro.iiu nineteen. 'J'hu ages of the parties in a maj irity ot the nb-iird unions recorded have averaged seven teen years. Probably (ho most inter esting case of these latter marriages was tlmt of a Washington youth. His father was an employe in the navy yard of that city. The boy became fully convinced that "it Was nol good fur man to be alonr" and d'spairingof having a rib laken from his side while asleep and Waking to fin I a fair-haired, bluo eved partner near by he proceeded after the latter day method and pro cured a marriage license, married his girl, and took her to his father's house, i'hclallvr part is in accord lo the cus tom of the country. But he hardly x- peeled so warm a r-.veptiuu as he re ceived. Entering the house he intro duced his wifcio herf itheraud mother-in-law. They were, of course, tir priM'd and the oid geidleiii-iit went out io meditate, lie concluded Ilia' he didn't want lo support Iwo families. He was a very practical man. lie found ag'.od hull and returning asked the bride lo retire w hile he held a con sultation with the groom. S in had no more than lefl the house when a sound of deviltry was heard behind her. S'ie had a slrcmg desire lo see her ma aud struck a regular J. I. C. gait for home. In about two minutes the newly n a lo, infanliie husl and was seen to emerge from the back door in adreadful hurry, followed by his father and mother. I'i'ii father I'll I about two feet of the lalh in his hand and seemed very 'inxi'ins In wear it up on the basement sect ion of the groi mi's pantaloons The ino'hi r equal to tho ocea-ioii and real i::ing her position as a helpmeet to her husband, was playing an iicc.mipani nii nt in greet style with a clap-hoard. This was kep up for two blocks wln n tlie gro nn seeini d lo suddenly get a fre-h iinpul.-c and so n di-taiieed his father and mother who returned to lli' ir hiimo feeling that they he.d done their duty and done it w.-ll. The groom .vent lo 1 1 i s bride's parents, w here he was received as one returned from tho grave. While all things are not as the newly wedded had hoped for, nnd not up to tho average dim" novel on such subjects, yet it is hoped they will not bo in the divorce courts inside of the next year asking for a separation. If the example of this H ashuiglon f ither and mother is followed by fathers and mothers generally, wu would soon have less puppy lovo iionsenso in tho conn- The iinro or the Kyaa, Cnrlrr'H "tioml nml Unit KyilKln." The man who would prcscrvo the full integrity of his functions to a rino old ago must avoid excesses of every description, and must endeavor to em ploy the higher faculties of his mind somewhat moro energetically than is now always customary. A tuno comes to every one when the physical powers begin to decay, nnd then, unless the brain has been kept active and 10- cipient by oxercise, lliero is nothing Iclt to live, and the man perishes, w u say that bodied of gout, or over-eating, or oi noun disease, or ot Kidney dis ease, or of tho failure of the particular organ which was the first to exhibit symptoms of tho approaching end. In reality ho has died of stupidity, artifi cially produced by neglect of the talents with which ho was endowed. That which is true of tho organism ns a whoto is trim also of its purls; and tho oyos, among othors, archest treated by an amount of systematic use which preserves the tone of their muscles and tho regularity of their blood supply. Tho aeuteness of sight, moreover, is in a grcat degrco dependent upon the mental attention habitually paid to visual impressions; nnd I have often observed this aeuteness to bo below tho natural average in agricultural laborers who, if able in.some sense to read, wero not in tho habit of reading, and who were not accustomed to look carefully nt any small objects. I have even had reason to think Hint tho wives of such mon were indebted lo their household needle-work for the main tenance of a higher standard of vision than that of their husbands; and I have no doubt that idleness of tho eyes, if I may use such an expression, is in every way hurtful to them, aud that proper and varied employment is ominently conducive to their preservation in beauty and efficiency. Maryland t tba Front. The Hon. Oden Bowie, Ex-Governor of Maryland, President of the Balti more City Passenger Railway Co., also President of the Maryland Jockey Club says: "Both in my family and in my rivato stables, as well as those of the ity Passenger Railway Co. I have for several yoars usod St. Jacobs Oil most satisfactorily." . Suoh a statemont ought to oonvlnce ovory render of this paper. Nathan Maddox, colored, went to the house of Austin Thorpe, on Troublcsomo creek, Breathitt county, h, and on tntrrlnff woi ordered out by th owner. He obeyed, but on getting outatdo he turned and tired at Thorpe, the hall taking effect In his bowels, killing him Instantly. Wai.tkruoko, 8. C. Col. A. L. Campbell, 1 Urown Iroji l)lteri with Rood rcsu W rol.Vd.l.MOLS MAlUtlAUKS. low Tlier Are Mnile-The Keconu or lloulile Uiiurtnhlii. SnltLskc l.elt'-r lu CliU'H.o Nrwa. The superintendent of tho groat co operative store has told mo how he contracted a polygamous marriage and I will try to repeat his story as nearly as I can just as he gave it to mo. H is after dinner in llio old Townsend House and in the vcrv same room oc cupied by Ailimus Ward many years ago. The superintendent sits in an arm-chair and talks, while I lean for ward Interested moro than I can tell. Our cigars aro unlit. "Ion have asked," bo says, "nbou' tho lonrt.ihip for a second marriage, and whether the suitor works ovor his old love letters, Improves on his old incihods, and whether, being a mar ried man himself, ho proceeds more boldly, or in tho light of a new affec lion liliishus, stammers and hosilates as in his callow days. Well, I am go ing lo tell you my ownexperience." He is nn Englishman, and I pass the claret jug, which he lifts and then bo gins: "You sec, I was a Mormon In Eng land before I camo here. In fact, I was born a Mormon. In lmjn, when quile a hid, I came to Salt Lake ('ity and got a position in tho stores. Brig ham Young took a fancy to mo and advanced mo very rapidly, and in a few years ho was cashier, at a salary of iiuit a month. About that time I met my first wife, herself tho child of a polygamous marriage and a stanch believer in polygamy. After a short courtship, in which there was romance onougli to make it interesting, wo were man led. You call readily understand that lit the time I was more interested in making myself a position than in anything else. I don't mind saying that I was, if ii'itopposedio polygamy, at least not an advocate of it, nnd' I never deemed it a possibility that I Would marry a second wife. We had two children and my wife did do every thing to aid me and lo make our home happy. She was successful, too, and 1 have never forgotten it either. "One evening wo wero at a party, and 1 saw there the preltie.-t and most n'traetivc girl 1 ever saw in my life. I was dead struck upon her before I knew ii. nnd I went around trying to get an introduction to her. 1 didn't succeed, but finally I came lo my wife and it'ket! who that girl was. She says: Thai's Belle Wells, daughter of Gen eral Wells, the Mayor of Si.ilt Lake.' 'Well,' says I, 'I want an introduction lo her,' My wife says: 'Sue's my oldest and best friend. 1 will secure you the iiili'odiielion.' She did, and Miss Wells made sueli an impression on me as no woman ha I cv. r donv before. Bui il di'ln'l .-lop. We did't see each other for some days, but I was really vi ry much distn smhI, and sho was, loo. for n few days afterward.-. Mrs. Wells herself, one of live wives, and Belle's mother, came to tho store to see me. 'Wnat's iho matter with you and Belle?' s;ns --he. I told In r nothing that 1 knew of. 'Well, she's sick and wants in see you.' -All right,' says 1. I veil! go and .-co In r.' 1 went up to the house and found Hello in bed, vi ry I a'e and sicl. looking. Now, you could icive eut bels of a thousand to one rigid heie in Salt Lake that Belle Wi lis would never marry in polygamy. She was oppo-ed to it." 'What did Mm say lo Belle?" I ::-!.. .1. Well, I forget exactly. I said: 'You eut ! !' ine. 'No. I didn't send for i on,' she ivnlieil. Well, you wanted me I i i-oi'.ie.' -e-id I. 'Yes, 1 did. very much,' siic replied, nnd in less than leu minutes w" had ai ringed to be in. Tried. " "How did you a-k the q icstion?" "I really don't remember, but I said if she wauled to iry it, why, I was wil ling. So 1 went down stiiTt" "Did you go into Iho eostneies of newly ciij aged lovers kis each other shjlv and then fi rrcntlv, and that good sort of thing? Now, yon nevermind. I went down stairs and I met General Wells and said lo him, 'General, if you are willing I'm going I" marry Belle.' 'All right,' says he; 'you can have her ornny other daughter' I've got, or as many of I Ik-iii ns you want.' 'I only want one of them, says I. 'You had bcttcrthiiik it over about Belle,' says he. 'This is only nn infatuation between you and will din out, and you don't want to make any mistake at this stage.' I told him, 'No, it wasn't any infatuation; it meant business from tho start.' He sas, 'Go ahead. Bcllo is Highly and perhaps fickle, but she is a lovely girl at heart, and perhaps it will turn out well.' I went back lo Belle and told lu-r. She a-ked mo to tell my wife. 1 said 1 would, and sho said sho would call on her the next day. Aftor supper at home that day 1 says to my wi'e, abruptly. 'Do yen runiouihnr that Miss Wells you introduced mo to?' Sho said sho did. 'Well,' says I, 'I'm going to marry her.' " ' "Well," I asked in breathless intorost, "Wiiat did sho say?'" "She said that she had expected that I would marry ngain, and whilo sho would not attempt to deny that the news was a blow to her, sho was clad that it was to be a woman sho liked as well as she did Hello Wells. Then she said she would call ou her. I told her B.llo was coming to-morrow. Tho next afternoon B die camo whilo I was nt tho store, and tho lw women had a Icng and satisfactory talk." "Do you know what passod between them?" "No, nny further than that they woro both satisfied with it." "Did yon sec Bello often after ward: ? ' "Yes, nearly ovory day. I took her and my wife lo the theater together, to church nnd to ovory placo, nnd 1 called on hor at frequont intervals, but we kept postponing the wedding all tho time It was in the fall wo wero en gaged, but it wasn't until April that wo wero married, I was figuring for some business ndvanoomeut, and was building somo houses. When every thing came off as I hoped, we were married. I furnished two houses ad joining each other just alike, and we occupied them." "Did vour first wlfo go to the wed ding?" ' '"Certainly." "And to thorecepllonP" "Yes. She saw the house was in ordor for Bi llo's coming." "Are the two women good friend" "Like sisters." "Which do you love the best?" "Both alike. Whon my busioess en deavors bore fruit I gave mv first wife a houso before I gave Belle one. I gave them both alike. I've fixed them so they'll havo 2&,000 apiece if 1 should die." "How many children have you got?" "Six by each wife." "Love them all alike?" "That's easy to do." "I'm happy in nijr family, Come around am dine to-pight; you ill see oil my children and my first wife Belle's in the oast now." I went. I never saw twolvo more splendid children. Handsome, intelli gent, nnd, even to the baby, better be haved than any 1 ever saw before. Six of thorn addressed the lady of thu house as auni, six of them called her mamma; tho husband called her darling. I can not add to tho interest of this story further than lo refer to Territorial Governor Hubbard, of Utah, for its ae curacy, The governor has told it just as it was, and whilo ho did not repi at it to me, he told mo bow I might possi bly hear it in tho first person. 1 have written it down as nearly in the narra tor's words as I can remember. The Two-cent Stamp. recki Sun. The new two-cent stamp has a pie luro of George Washington which is not as beautiful as tho one on the old green three-cent stamp that wo had all learned to love and revere so. The old pictiiro represented George's massivo forehead perfectly natural, and the ean'l-tell-a-lie expression is familiar to all. But tho now stump, the color of a hrindle cow, makes Washington look like a narrow-headed crank, with Indi gestion, Tho firm mouth is lucking, nnd the picture looks ns though he not only could tell n lie, but gloried in his shame. He looks as though, instead of being the father of his country, he had just been convicted of being llio father of twins that wero no relation to him on the mother's side, and bo had been sentenced to support them by taking in stairs to scrub. No young man can look upon Ibis two-cent hrindle stamp and look up to Hnd admire George Washington. There is nothing nbout the fnco to inspire confidence, nnd if wo did not know that tho govirnment could not put a picture of the sainted Jesse James on a stamp, there would bo a feeling that Missouri's favorite son had been made immortal by having the nmcilnge licked oil tho back side of his head, where Ford's bullet struck, by forty million people several times a day. it is possible Gjorge Washing lii may be played out ns the front side of a stamp, in the minds of our rulers, w hobeli, yo that the picture of a man who could not tell alio is n constant menace to the grcat men ol the pres ent day who can toll lies as easy ns rolling oil' a log, and that they arc making his picture a worse looking one unvU year, hoping tho people will demand a change, but the time will never come when any other American that ever wore hair can take the place of George nv a postage stamp. Some of tho latter day statesmen may be prettier than George, and I hey mny have more money, ami they may dress belter, but knowing their weaknesses as Hie people do they can never put slumps containing pictures of recent .-dalesmen on their tongues with that feeling of safety and veneration wilh which Ihcy swallow the mucilage from George. There I as always been a feel ing that a letter started for its destina tion, with a green George Washington stamp on the upper right hand corner would get there, without much tooling at way stations, but since the new hrindle two-cent stamp has been on duly, there I ns grown tip a feeling that a letter is liable lo miscarry, anil there is not that confidence in the postal branch of the government that there should be. In ninny cases people con tinue to iim! the old green stamp, re gardless oi I he exlra cent's worth, ill order to show their respect for llic Din it who loved his country so well I hal he would not steal it blind. As lung as this I rindlo two-cent carricaturc of Washington is allowed to disfigure the letters that pass through llio mails no person need send a dunning letter lo this office expecting that any atten tion will be paid to it. We are as will ing as anybody to pay debts, but patri otic lovo of G. Washington niai.os it secni wrong to trille with his feelings try gazing unmoved upon that hiindlc -tamp. If he hail nny friends left they would compel llio government to de sist from injuring his reputation by that cow colored stamp. UhnrmliiK Women aud Men In Karneat. Novnilicr Atlantic. When it was, all over, my friend said: "So that is a woman in earnest. Ilo you suppose it is her earnestness Hint makes her so unprepossessing?" This is my plcrplcxity reduced to its Inst iqiialioii: Was it her earnest ness? My friend held that it was. "If you havo observed," said she, "womon with aims aro always liko that. Thoy nro too superior to condescend to mako themselves ngieeable. Besides, they haven't lime. Then they never can sco but one side of n question tho sido they are on. They aro always dragging their own opinions to tho front, and always running full tilt against every ono else's. That is where they differ most from womon who haven't purposes and who havo soen a good deal of tho world. It is the business of a woman of tho world to bo agreeable. Sho Bpares no pains to mnko horself just as good looking as possible, and just as charming. And sho is always tolerant. She mny think you n fool for your beliefs, but sho doesn't toll you so brutally, or try to crush you with nn nvalancho of argument. She trios to look nt the matter from your point of view; in short, sho feigns a sympathy, if she havo it not. Your women with a pur noso think it wrong to feign anything. Thoy wont pretonit to bo sympathetic any'more than they will powder thoir fncos, or let their dressmaker improvo their figures. Thai's why they aro so boring; ihey aro to narrow lo bo sym pathetic and too conscientious to be polite II is earnestness that does il; earnestness is naturally narrowing. It is earnestness, too, tkat sets their nerves in a quiver and makes thorn so restless. They can never sit still; thoy nro always twitching, don't you know? That's earnestness. It has a kind ot electrical effect Women in earnest have no reposo of manner. But a woman of tho world feigns that, just as she feigns sympathy, because tt makes her ploasant to other people. Oh, there's no doubt of It; women with a purpose are vastly better than other women, but tbey are not near so nice! ' My own txporience corroborates my friend's opinions. Women with a purpose, women in earnest, have a noticeable look of charm. And I re gret to say that tho nobility of tbe purpose does not In the least affect the quantity ofobarm. Very likely their buisy lives nnd tho hard fight they havo had towage with social prejudices and moral anachronisms may have something to do with it. But after making all deductions, I wonder if my friend's theory does not hit somowhere near the mark ! Dio Lewis aaya Americas women need lun shineaml not paint am powder to bporore 1'olar Paelorallona, Dcmiri'il'fl Monthly for Novintter. Tho polar problem slill defies man kind. So far every attempt to reach iI.a ..nn.af i-,ui,l of ilt f'nrlll liaS TC- sulted in an iguominous failure As suutien uosnes ior wo poio mnu vv, unsuccessful and somolimes disastrous, a few years since the leading maritime nations entered into a joint arrange ment to miiko a simultaneous advance ....... ,I.a ..!. rrmwini from ni'ltlV dif ferent directions. Tho plan was lo es- taDlisli colonics 111 low laiuuiioo at uu feront points, and then advance norlh- cation and taking advantage of favor- aide seasons io near mo uesircu gum. ft,. ITnll..,! Ulutoa viaa tliA Mral lo send out its expeditions, which were estab lished at l.auy r rnnniin nay nun i uim Barrow. Kussia ehoso for her station. Nova Zombla and tho mouth of the Lena; England, Fort Bae; Austria. Jan Mayen Land; Germany, Cumberland Sound; Hollaud, Dickson Haven; Nor way, Bossekop; Finland, Sodankyln; Sweden, Spitsbergen; Italy and the Argentino Republic were to co-operate with indepindont explorations. News now comes that the Dutch expedition has failed, the Varna having foundered on July 4th last near Iho island of Waigalz. The oilier Dutch vessi 1 was ice-bound. Tho Austrian expedition reports good progress; so docs the F.ng lisli party at Fort Hae. The Swedish station sends favorable news. At the Finnish outpost some very interesting discoveries havo been mndo respecting aurora borualis. Lieutenant Kay's Amoricaa party at Fort Barrow will soon bo heard from, but tho relief for Lieutenant Greeley's party nt Lady Franklin Bay failed last year, and ha succocded no belter this year, for the Proteus was cruslud by the ice, and its crew hnd to travel a thousand mill s in hunts before hi ing relieved. The Yantic, tiio companion vessel, was driven back by the terrible ice barrier. It does not ' follow that Lieutenant Greeley's parly will perish, for their supplies ought lo last until next sum mer, ll.amo was abundant al last ac counts. It isamighly struggle lo solve the mystery of the pole, but man will never" bo satisfied until ho knows all about every square inch of llio planet IS inhabits. "I'lly tlie I'-ior lIlllHl." I'nll Mini 'ijzctit'. One of the latest reforms which have taken place in Japan is the degradation of the "poor blind" from their high es lato of a privileged class. Unlil q iitc lalcly two of the most lucrative profes Hoiis in Japan were confined to the blind. Ojcoflheso i" the ocupation of nh iiiiina. or street crier, v. lio walks up and down in ail the roads nnd pub lie planes criing the day's prion of a shampoo. S'lampooit g. it may be re nuTiced. is not merely an oeci.-ioiial luxury in Japan, but is resorted to as n cure for all kindsof ailmenls. Another favorite specific w ith tlie Jaranc.-e is u sort, of laiiooing, ami mis cnipioymcni al.-o il was ciiriousli enough unlawful for any but a blind man to carry. Be sides the very tangible advantage. which these exclusive privileges giv.. them, the worshipful cunpaiiy of the blind were until quilo lately possessed of innnv honorary tulcsniul distinctions. The lowest rani; in their l.ienirchv was Ihat of the shih'in. who was allowed to carry two swords nnd to wear ads- ! tine'ive I'r -ss at all cereinn'ites: ihen ' ennie the ,') ", or blind man addieti il 1 to street iiiu-ic, a t pe which i i lei uii , known ill thu chihU'v. but which we jlnirdiv hold in so much honor ns did the Japanese, who lit once ptomoti il 1 any bi-ln, if he showed a knowledge of harinony, lo the i:nk of t-l n-jn, or notable person. The n - lit of all this was that tho pin r blind were often sonic of the richest men in .1 ipan. nml the im'f.s were the great money. lend er-. Amit In r thing which a ided to their resources was Hie right of de manding a present whenever Iheie was a birth or a mur. iage in a family in their district; perhaps it was thought fair that they should havo these "un wedding presents," ns lliay themselves wero not allowed lo marry until they reached ono ot tho h;glu r grades of the hierarchy. All theso restrictions nnd privileges have now been removed, and tho familiar cry of "lMy the poor Wind!" is beginning lo bo heard for the first time in Japan. The 1'rnllta of farming- Twcnt v per cent is a small return for money well invested in a farm nnd stock; -f'-'OO for 1,000, or -',000 for $10,000 is n very common income from a well conducted farm, and there aro abundant opportunities for doing bet tor than that. Many n farmer has gono wost anil has bought land there which has paid him 100 per cent for soveral years, llop-growors, fruit growers, poultrymen, bee-keepers, and oven uairymon sometimes rnano iwi per cent profit, and rarely less than twouty-fivo or thirty per cent. Let a farmer sell his tarm lor ifiii.uiiu anil nut it In n twenty per cent mine, and got 8:2,000 a year income. He rents a house, buys ins provisions and hisiuel, hires a horse or carriago when lie wants to go out, and nt tho end of tho year ho will find his ineomeqiiito Insufficient to keop him in tho comfort he onjoyed on his farm, while nil the time the mine is being worked out, nnd somo day ho is told "llio bottom nas leu out oi u, and ho finds all his money has fallen out with tho bottom of his mine. No certain, sure and permanent invest ment oxecpt a farm can bo expected to pay moro than five per cent nowadays and all abovo that has a proportionate clemont of ri.-k in it. B it what risk is there about a farm that is free from debt? The bottom nover falls out of that, and one mny securely enjoy il as long as he lives, and leave it lo bis childron, knowing that a thousand years hence tho soil will still bo return ing its gonorons dividends. He Went too far. ArkantawTrivelar The editor of the Wolfville Hawk had just writton: "Tho following from tbe Hat County Blade hits the nail annaralv nn Ihn hftad." whon a gentleman entored and remarked: "nan you ten me mo exiem oi.uie recent rain?" "It's general, I think," the editor replied. "Ah!" said the gentleman, "I had often beard of titles in Arkansaw, but really didn't think you went so far." The editor looked at the visitor long and roarohingly. "What do you moan?" ho at length asked. "Why, calling the rain general, you know.1' It is said that an old spittoon lying in the alloy has human hair plastered on it. The heirs of Sampson H. Morgan, who died itnrinff the lata war. have brouirht suit to re cover 800,000 acres bordering Red river, la Texas, stretching through thirteen eonntlci. The county seat of Jones couaty II Involved. The tracti have been extenilvely Improved, i . ... ' 1 FACT AND FANCY. A donkey has moro brayin'a than sense. Breaches of promise thoso your tailor didn't bring homo. A kind husband and a numerous father is the epitaph now popular in Utah. , ,, , Havens havo been successfully used instead of carrier pigeons at t'obleuta on thu Hbine. Tho juvenile patrons of a candy man in Chicago nro helping along tho tombstone trade. K ich yoar marks a further deelino in tho number of wearers of peasant cos tumes in Europe. A Boston singer who has warbled for fourioen years recommends raw oysters for coughs. B. M. Winters, of Freemont, Ohio, was re-elected county treasun r, but died hefi re the polls wire closed. Two young men in Forsyth county, Georgia, took out licenses to marry the same girl, and sho refused them both. A rat her under-sized, plainly dressed, smooth-faced man with a conspicuous nose, is a correspondent's idea of Von Moltkc. In a tornado in Mississippi, a tnrtlo weighing sixiy pounds was blown out of Fearl river, and landed ill a distant cotton field. Italian counts now travelling in this country should beware of Capo Ct d. iSo Italians are to be employed on tho ship-canal there. When a ca-tlo burns in Scotland tho si ibbatii'. ians charge it lo divine ven geance ou the notilo lords who swear am) li.-di on Sundays. "FearG id and take your own part is inscribed on North Dakota's coat of arms. This entitles c very citizen ton church pew and a navy six. The bliie-riblioiiitcs in Kngland MM four million strong and iho average annual consumption ol alcoholic drinks per head of population has fallen from 1 to less than JL'-I. The mayor ot Dallas, Tex., has pro claimed Hint ns "everybody is drunk and gelling drunker" ho will close nil I he siilooiis and onabio Iho towu to reach a state of sobriety. A rumor is iilbuit that cx-l)eieg.ilo Cannon is to be made head of the .Mor mon church. Mr. Cannon is a six-ply husband, but never brought any ol Mrs. Cannons to Washington. Tin, sitormw lllll.-l He. OnO of tlll'lll under a full head of steam collided with a Philadelphia merchant the other day as he was briskly rounding a corner ol an old wn'l in Louisville. Tho bird's bill entered the corner of his eye lintl destroved his sight. Heretics on the J. Ity system are in formid In- Hie Now Orleans press that ,i... i..!..ui '..., lotion ubii-li ever j visited that port passed the jetties with en-e. II as llic oi r m-i io ii, ii'iui ton -I nt:l ions. :;is feet long. Thu jl-lgyplian Monarch, o.'JIli tons, alto ran through. Water is scarce in New Orleans and in consequence i-ver iflimj HO wi rtli of properly has been burned in less than a month. An exchange says Hie gul- j 111 s SIlli'll Hi Item fi; , "io. "" . - ill',, i-il il,,- leviirv i.f a bath: washer women have struck; the water cart has a monopoly at hi-h prices of dr.nk I ing water aod burglaries ol water nro j eoinuidied al night by men armed ith buckets. Gentlemen in search of piclurc-.q-io wiics should go lo Lorela. ill I'aly. ; The women arc dark and lovely. They wear a jaunty cost nine, consisting of sixteen petticoats on week i':r, s and eighteen on Sundays and holidays. These petticoats are all tnrehid and some arc very richly trimmed willilace and embroidery. A colored skirt is then looped up over these balloon skirts', and a siay-bodico confines ti.o waist to its wnalicst dimensions, over a spotless white chemisette. Two rich lords of Poland agreed lo isolate two chickens, two ducks and two gi eso from the poultry yard nnd let tlieni multiply for fifteen years. Only 10 percent, of tho slock was to t tf.,1.1 T,n n.issnssor of tho larger flock at the end of that time was t i gi t the Hock of the other and 10,000 rubles in cash, lo bo distributed among nl.orlf nltln institution?. l.'tion SCtllinff tho bet recently the loser had l.Wt hens, f.:IO ducks and 271) geese, a tolnl of 2 b'.Hi birds. Tho w inner had l.bf t hens, tnij ducks snd Ullo gocse, a total of 2.K-H birds. ct,,r.l,nilt, lmja befit u-ritino to Tho Sit .Initios 'sriiizotto.condoiuniiiirtheuso of the definite nrticlo "Hie," and call ing fot its abolition. Another corre spondent amusingly auswers him by writing a defense of tho hated article, without using it. "Curious thing is," ho says, "that rolormi r wuo coiiiu pro pose this 'suppression' was so blind as i . nnca mooi cmnmna. semicolons. periods, etc., not nonrly so venerable or useful ns wo are. Beginning could havo been tried wuu mom. muim. out of sympathy with poor things, nnd way puoiie wriiera riiock lui-m .o... nt present, suggestion lo loi thrill oft nnnlil mO milk O OUT hlootl bllll." TI 0 nbsenco of tho article in the letter is iis host defence In tho carriage-makers' convention ! XT Ilnn. ('..nt. mftnr ihnpiin:- IU Htw oanui wu., mitteo on apprenticeship hnd reported in lavor oi restoring too uu rj-n.-iti indenturing apprentices until they ,,,,. i, r,.ir nmlorilv Mr. John W. Brit- Ion, of New York, faid: "One of the serious wants of this country nnu or is imnd bovs. Our boys are deteriorating, as nro our men. Ti e greatest ilillicully that we experience in New York is that, of getting boys who havo brains ami aro willing to lenrn a trndo thoroughly. Thoexainplo of men who have mado millions in a fow years is held up before our boys in a1.....1 nml Ika hva hononin inHalllfld with the notion that they must mako .. ,,. 1 l 1.1.. I A tncir minions auu ue auiu iv iuuuu u, op roads oollcges before they die. S j thoy osohew trades and become poor pro fessionals." A while-hatred old lady knocked at the door of the Cleveland, O.. infirmary, the other night, and asked for a past that would take hor to ber son's borne, in Delaware. She said ber name was Elizabeth Pieroe. and that she was 77 years of ago. She rooently walked from Holtor, Mo., to trie, ra., a oia tance of nearly eleven hundred miles. Tl u,lr hoi niirlit WH-kS to make thS Journey, and, when asked why sho chose to waiK, sne soui eno u no other way of going until she reached Erie, where a porson took her to the infirmary and obtained for her a pass to Cleveland. She had with ber a basket, in whioh she carried among other things a bible. She says sho gained strength and comfort on tho journey by reading the bible. Snpt. Mellon, of the Infirmary, sunpIUu her with money and got a pass for her to Delaware. . , t. i