ANCIENT REMEDIES.
Mating Orapoaad Cw4 Balaa4
But laaas- Cmmm ago.
Various portion of the anatomy of
Yarioiis animals powdered did former
feneration have to wallow. Even
fcrVk oil wai utilized M a specific,
brick belnjr pulverized when red hot
nd soaked in oil. while vipers dried
In powder and soaked in warm sherry
were much in favor. Tar water long
retained the popularity which Bishop
Berkeley's advocacy had obtained for
It, Rxd coral was need for children,
mot in its modern form of a rattle for
robMng their gnms with, bat as an in
ward powdered preparation.
Horrible utterly was the Idea of the
uiuan brain made into a bolas and
fiven, as in Charles IL's case, but the
lion of the dead hand of an executed
criminal being a remedv for wens ex
isted as recent as 1832. when a man
was hanged for the murder, under dia
bolically cold-blooded circumstances,
f bis wife, at Brighton, and after the
4rop fell a woman was helped up on
tt scnffold for this purpo-e.
Knotgrass and saffron were especial
ly considered to have great beneficial
ffecs. which explains the allusion
in 'The Caxtons" so freqnently made
to a moral saffron bag. Acacia, pars
ley and the wild flag that grows bv the
rivT-nide were great favorites. Fen
Bel, red ro-tes. pine top ground, hart
worth and Cretan carrots were fre-quenilt-
prescribed.
Ins-cts play a leading part in the old
list of drugs. But here it may be re
marked, as an analogy between old
and new t Ivories, that some years
bark the discovery was stated by a
Piris physician of cockroaches as pro
ducing a tincture for kidney disease.
8 after all, the modern times can
show some notions akin to the past
ones.
A favorite liniment or embrocation
W4 m.-ulit of vipers' fat in combina'ion
With vitriol. This is disagreeable
enough in idea, but what was at th
same tint a specific in the doctors'
Ideas for dropsy and jaundice is sim
ply horrifying. Thus it runs: "Live
insects from hogs (!). water and
brandy, mixed."
. Be.es powdered were recommended
In kidney cases, ants similarly treated
in lr tin rases, and woodlice in dropsy
an I nervous disorders.
Another formula was made from the
Claws of crabs and oyster-shells oand
d, which was said to be a sovereign
r nunly for dyspepsia.
Fried mice for whooping-cough
form d very popular treatment, and in
son e districts are so s ilL Chicago
News.
aUeamatism and Neuralgia Cured in
Two Pays.
The Indiana Chemical Co. have discov
ered a compound which acts with truly
marvelous rapidity in the cure ot llheu
matlsm and Neuralgia. We guarantee it
to cure anv and every case of acute
Inflammatory Rheumatism and Neuralgia
in 2 days, and to give Immediate relict
In chronic cases and effect a speedy cure.
On receipt of 30 cents, in two cent
stamps, we will send to anv address the
prescription lor this wonderful comund
which can be filled by your home di uggist
at small coat. We take this means of
giving our discovery to the public Instead
of putting it out as a patent medicine, it
belg much leu expensive. W will
gladly refund monev if satisfaction is not
given. The Indiana Chkmicai Co ,
lo-irr Crawt-rdftvtt1, Ind
HOW CELLULOID IS MADE.
DeecrlptUa mt she) Froeoee Carrie Omt la
m frtach Factory.
While every body has heard ot or
seen or used celluloid, only a few know
what it is composed of or how It Is
made. The following is a description
of the process carried ont in a factory
near Paris for the production of cellu
loid: A mil of paper is slowly un
wound, and at the same time is satu
rated with a mixture of five parts of
sulhurie acid an I two pans of nitric
acd. which falls upo-i th paper in a
fin spray. Tlil-t ch.ingt s the cellulose
of tho paper into pyroxyliue (gun
cotton). The excess of the acid
having been ex'vlol by pressure,
the pi per is washed with ploity of
water until all traces of acid have been
removed; It is then reduced to a pulp,
an I pushes on to the bl aching trough.
Most li tho water lmriti bvn got rid
of by means of a strainer, the pulp is
mixed with from twent.v to forty per
cent. .f its weight of camphor, and
the mixtum thoroti jlily triturated un
W mill stones. T.ie uec v-surv color
ing having biHn added in the form of
pwdor, a second mix i-ranl grinding
follows. Tlio finely divided pulp is
then spread ont in thin Uv.rso 1 sUb-t,
and from twenty to twent.-t.va of
. tlieao layers are placvd in
an hydrtulio - pr ss separated
from one another by s in sheet of
thick blotting paper, mid ar subject
to a pressure of o e ha dred and tif.y
atniosirtieres until ail traces of moi-.
ture have been srot rid of. T ie matter is
tl en a-s.nl b twee.i roll r boated to
betweeuone .hu dred an I f .-tv and
n hvin.hvd and f.fty degree Fihren
lii. whoiicn it isu- in UeJonu ot
l;.s tc sheets. CeUuld 1 is ma In to
imitate umber, ebony, ivory, etc.. and
b sides its employment i 1 dvntistrv is
used t make mou hp'-cts for pipes
and cigars. 'h:Ddt table knives
wnd umbrellas, combs, shirt tr.tnu and
cellars, a id a number of fancy art'
!. Carultais at H"ert
' V i .
Ihere
ere Sot sawmills in Ar-
TH LIMEKILN CLUB.
Briber ftirdMr Tell About tha S
Caliad Hueiety mt the Af.
I w&h two minutes after the tri
anjrle sounded before the smoke in
P.r.dise Hall would permit, the mem
bers to see each other. When it had
at lat thinned out Brother Gardner
said:
NicodemtiB Pembroke Scott, a local
member .f die lodge, has crossed Into
Canady and will not reappear among
ua Fur de las' three months I have
bin expectin some sich climax, an
dis ntawnin', when a messenger in
formed me dat be bad disappeared,
arter failin in an attempt to shoot his
self wid an ole boss pis'ol, I war n t
a bit surprised. He leaves a wife an
two chiU'en an aboo' fifty creditors.
What sent him off? De same rea
sons dat an daily workin' to bring
abont anodder panic de same reasons
dat explain de hnnlred ob bixness
failures de same reasons dat am
cripplin di efforts of thousands of
hard-workin' men to secure homes of
deir own-familv extravagance. No,
yoo can't call it extravagance;
foolory am a better name for it. Up
to a y'ar ago Brudder Scott was job
bin' aroun' and makin' a dollar a day.
Den he got a situashun by which he
aimed fo'teen dollars per week. He
was poo off in de house an' had debts
hangin' obcr him, bnt heah was a
chance to g-t eben. How was it im
proved? In less dan one month his
wife was rigged out wid a tw-nty-lol-lar
drca-i twelre-ehillin' kids, a five
dollar hat and an opera fan. Hi had
no peace ob mm onless he obeyed
her. In six we k she became too
high-toned to wash an iron fur od-r
folkscs. In two months she wanted a
better house, w id a red parlor carpet
an cane-seat cha'rs a'l aroun de
room. In three months she had tc
have a black silk dress gold bracelets,
a tony bun net, kid shoes an gold tilhV
in her te L
"Dat foolery has reaped its harvest.
Do husband found dat he was rnnnin'
behind, his home was bein' neglected,
his wife was bein gossiped about, an'
in despair he has picked op his feet
an' slid out. It wan de natural result.
I tell you, my frens, de tomfoolery of
de women of dis gentry am strain In'
on de chalk line till de cord can't
stan' much mo', an it am high time
dat somebody sots his foot down. D5
man who aims twentv-five dollars per
week has somehow got de ideah into
bis bead dat de world expects him to
dress his wife as if he airbed a bank
er's profits. Wives of men who can't
keep up wid deir house rent am can
tcrin up an' down wid sealskin
saoques an six-dollar shoes. Wives
of men who have to dodge de butcher
an grocer an' tailor am now selectin'
fall carpets an nrderin thirty-dollar
lambrequins. Wives of men who
couldn't raise fifty dollars at de bank
to save der necks am rushin' to balls
an parties an having deir expensive
dresses discribed fur de benefit of de
"De so-called society of de aige am
composed of false hair, false pretenses,
debt-di'dging an' base deoepshnn. Our
rich people am dis ingulihed by deir
plain dress an quiet manners. De
snides an' dudes an dodos do nil de
swaggerin', rush on alt de colors, an
monopolize de biggest sheer of de
street. You wait! D m n who lives
fur anoder ten y'ars will h'ar snnthin'
drap, an' arter de drap takes place de
thousands of idiots who now feel
ashamed to admit dat dev doau keep
but two servant gals in de house will
go back to deir cook stoves an' wash
tubs, an' take deir prop r places in de
purceshnn." Detroit Free treat.
Drunkenness or the Lquor Hsbit
Positively Curea by mnnt nr.g
Dr. Haines' (Joldet- ,; ,.,gc
It can be given in a cuo ot cotf e or tea
Without the knowledge t the person tak
ing it; is absolutely lani iess ad will
ettect a permanent ami sweety cure,
whrther the patient is s moderate irink
er or an alcoholic wr. tk hous na of
drun aids have heei ii;de leminrate
men who have t.iken im1 v- . pecitio in
Ihe r . ffee wiih.iut tht ir . v e,lge. ..I
t.-,f.iv e'ice they auit drinking fit '. eir
Own fvr will It" nev. r The -s
tem once imprrgnaef w;ih t Sie. "fie
it he ome- an utter i -o - lu it t.,r he
liquor appetite to exist. s-or ,, ,;,r.jc.
Ul.r- ..d.lre s t; LlKN p-?cnfic C . 18
RjCe St fin- i'Xiari n
A y. a g gray squ rrel found by a
p;rtvf mi dren a lvorvt..ii, Onin..
w:is eared f r until it h id grow 1 large
en. ogli to help itself w len he was se
at i... r y. The cluMm 1 h: 1 no i.li
it wou d ever come b..ck. but the same
night tit S'i iirr 1 cauie 10 1I1 window
and tapped up. m the pae I was
alniitt.-d. and the in xi. morning
wh sk d away a -a n. It bus bn-U two
nest-, u-ing v. hiciev-r it t-l.oos -s in
'the night 1 m . e- p w'ton it raiTs.
Then it ways ak lor aliiiissioa to
U10 liU M.
A series of reviv I 111 pii .ps in
Fu .Klin Gui:t-. A t, h:i been br k
i up by a Li; pau.uer t iat has take 1
: to rowl ng in the neighborhood after
daik. What ni an en irj stop to the
good w..rn was h finding of a man's
sh..e nejir one of the brute's haunts
and a piece f a shirt hanging in the
fork of a neighboring tree.
A horse at Reading. Pa., stepped
cpoa a Utile dog that was barking at
it in the street, but immediately bean
ingdown his head, began licking the
liuU tidTerer. and ottered sounds oJ
Tannine sorrow.
Syrup of Figs,
Manufaciurci m T,u Ca'u
tornia Fig Svrup Co., ban Francis
co, Cal., is nature's Own True Lax
ative. This pleasant California liquid
truits remedv e ( ,l!'
& Holt. It i 'I'- M,"s' pleasant,
prompt, and effective remedy known
to deane the v' ': " ' "'i ""
Liver, Ki1ne, and Bowels gently
vet thoroughlv ; lotlispel Headaches.
Colds and Fevers; to cure Consti
pation, Indigestion, itn l Kimln-il
Sheriffs Sale.
Bv virtue ai.d authority of a general
execution Uxued from the office ot th--clerk
ot the circuit cour of Bates coun
ty. Miouri. returnable at the Novem
ber term, i87, or said court, to me
directed in tavorot t .e people of the
State ot Illinois ex rel. M ('.Hurt
and Richard Hurt and against James
McGhee, I have levied and seiz d upon
all the right, title, interebt and claim,
ot the taid defendant, James McGhee
of, in and to the following deccribed
real estate, situated in Bates county,
Missouri, to-wit:
The c..ft half ot the northeast quarter
and the northeast quarter ot the outh
east quarter t i-ei Hon tliirtv-nx in town
ship forty onr ot range thirty, I will on
Monday, November 21st, 1887,
between ihe liours of 9 11'. lock in the
torenoon and 5 o'clock in the aiternoon
of that da at 'he eat trout d'nrottnc
court houe in the fit. t Butler, ''ate
ountv MiK-ouri, sell the su'nc or s
much thereof us may be requiret', at
puilic vendu , t ihe highest bidder tor
c i.-h, to s.atisfv s.itd exeomion and costs.
G" ; GL ZKBR' .OK,
Sheriff t Itatrs ountv.
Sheriffs Sale.
By virtue and authoiilv ot a general
execution issued t.oiu the "fficr of the
clerk ot the circuit couit of Bates co.m
ty, Missouri returnable at ttie Novembei
term, SS7, of said court to me directed
in favor ot li. f. Bailey and against
James P Harper and l'nllv A. IJeJar
nctt, I have levied ad seized upon
all the light, title, interest and claim
01 the ai defendants, James P. Har
per and I'olly A. Dejarnett, or, in and
to the following described real estate,
situated in Bates county, Missouri,
to-wit;
Ihe noitheast quarter of section
twenty -three, township forty -two ot
tange thirty, I will on
Monday, November 21st., 1887,
between the hours ol 9 o'clock in the
toren. n and 5 o'cto k m the aticrnoon
ot thai cay at the ea-t front door 01 the
court Use in the citv ot Butler, Bates
county, Missouri, seil the same or so
much thereof as max he required, at
public vendue, to the highest bt der tor
cash, to satistv said execution and costs.
G. G GLsZErtROOK
Sheriff ot Bates County.
Sheriff's Sale.
By virtue and authority ot a special
execution issued from the ofhee of the
clerk of the circuit couit ot Bates coun
ty, Missouri, returnable at the November
term, 1 887, ot said court, to me directed
in favor ot the State of Missouri ex rel.
Oscar Reeder, Collector, and against
John Millering, I have levied and seized
upon all the right, title, interest and
claim ot the said defendant, ohn Mil
lering, of, in and to the following de
scribed real estate, situated in Bau
county, Missouri, o-wit:
The southeast quarter ot the north
west quarter cf section twenty-thre' ,
township thirty-eight, range twentv-nine,
I will on
Saturday, November 19th., 1887,
between the hours of 9 o'cIock in the
forenoon and 5 o'clock in the afternoon
of that dav at the east front door of the
court house in the city ot utter, Batts
county, Missouri, sell the same or so
much thereof as may he required, at
public vendue, to the higl est bidder to
ash, t sat isi v said ereciiiion and cost
G. G. GLAZEBROOK,
Sheritt ot Bates County.
Notice of Final Settlement.
Notice la tiershy (riven to all creditor and
others interested in the estate ot Wm. Jones,
deceased, that I Lnrretla Jones, administra
trix of said estate, intend to make ltnl untie-
ment thereof at Ihtj November term. I8s7, of
tue oaves t-ounvv proi aie court, in Kates coon
tv. state or Missouri, to be lie:d at Butler.
Missouri. Llxki.tia Jonrs,
No- . Administratrix.
Ailiuiuistratoi a' Notice.
Xotict is hereby Riven that letters of admin
istration upon me estate o William ! . Huff
man deceased. Lave be.-n granted to the
nndemlttned by tin- Kates county Frooate
Court, in Hates county. Missouri bearing date
the 1 th da of Oct iss; II persons having
claims against said c-tate aTe required to ex-
niui, inriii in us ior allowance, witkin one
J ear irom me 11 ie o said letters . or they may
be precluded from anv benefit of ni, iatt.
and if sai I claims lie iiot evhibited within two
years fr..m the date of the publication of this
once mey win De mreter barred .
MaKTII .1 Hl'FFMA
J. is A Hrrio.
" Administrators
DHENDERSON
109 t lit W. Miath St. KANSAS CITT, MO.
Tkt emty SpteiaiM in th City who it a Regular
Gradual m MnLcuu. Over 20 yrart' Practict,
12 years t Chicago.
THE OLDEST III IGE, AID LONGEST LOCITED.
Jintnonxeo by tbe state to treat
Chronic, Nervou and "Special Dte-
mttm Kamin.1 U' w
ioueoexual Debility (louofmrnal
rpoer). Nervous Debility, Poisoned
BiOod.TJIceT mlRMlliDM.f..M.
I J kind. Urinary Dteeaees, aod in tacL
Vi. jr ail troubles or diseases in either
maleorferrtAle n.rntu
or money refunded. Charges low. Tbousaoda of
caseacured. Kxperience ia important. Allmedi
cinea are cuaranteed to be pure and efficacious,
being compounded in my perfectly appointed
laboratory , and are furn ished ready for use. No
running to drug stores to have uncertain pre
scriptions filled- No mercury or Iniurions medl
etnesuawl. Nodetentioa from business. Patients
at a distance treated by letter and express, medi
cines sent everywhere free from rue nrbreak
age. btte your caae and aend for terms. Con
letter confidential, personally or by
ij.?ubs BOOK a'pign,!.
Jor sc. in stamps. Every inaJe, troni the "IS VSt
lo to to, sbouid read this book. w
RHEUT.IATISr.1
THE GREAT IUSUSB HBBIS1HC CURE.
a rvoini, ITU WT USUBATUDI
SM av ut tmm tais mm h,u
"Ms turn il
"." OafcMMM; wl
r ill n
for Infants
lian sftiilsii ilaniiniliaa Hnl S
Iracommeod itaaaupartor toany presenpboa I
kawwatome.- B. A. iam M.D..
ill So. Oxtrjra Sa. Bnaklj. N. T.
M' FAELAND BUOS.
Keep the Largest Stock, At the Lowest Prices in.
Harness and Saddlem,
1 1
Jtl
Spooner Patent Collar!
PREVENTS
CM rTOCME MORSE
Adjusts itself to anv Horse's Neck, has
place better than
uk n mm
Prevents braking at end of- clip, and loops
from tearing out.
USED ON ALL OF
SOUTH SIDE 8aUARE BUTLER HO.
FRAN3 BERNHARDT'?
Three ounce Elgin, Waltham' and1
Hampden silver stem winding; watch
es, trom $11 to higher prices.
American ladies stem winding go!d
watches from $35, up.
All silverware, clocks, fewelrA,
&c, at cost prices.
Sole agent'lforuie Rockford and Aurora watcher,
JEWELRY STORE,
T headquarter, tor Fne Tewelrr
Watches, Clocks, Solid Silvpr and Plated Ware, &c
opectacics or an icinns ana lor all ages; also bne Opera Glasses. You
are cordiallv invited to visit hi establishment and examine
his splendid display of heauMtul goorls and the low prices
ALL KINDS OF ENORAVTNG NEATLY EXECUTED-
B.A.FA.1UEST0CKS
t promt .ly it U almost innnwUi ckuuwSil.rTi lTr,T,l.. .
m almost iHitrmlli ckiHrllal
. A- KakMrtoek'a Vtrolron ,tii u VT.
ni im.iw la atceo. Benin, ind miwlln. k.
, ct. wmmmn cra.inK fooa
ZfZSZPJ?: .-.
i-i .Zr.! , 7W cumtty and carerellr to
Miiia7
-"- sr .. W. BLJUUHD. . U.
. t.irfiw, B.A.F.i,n..tocco.. Pittsbarjr, Pa Sle Prwrifttrs.
and Children.
rtnria mm Ontie. CoMM nation.
S?"r gtomacn. ! - trrhcea, Eructauoe,
I
Wuhwa tajariena sssdiraana
Taa CaarTaca CoxranT, IS Folton ttieas. K- T.
IW5 u
V
CHAFING
two rows ot stitching, will hold Hames in
any other collar.
0
OUR HARNESS.
in Gold, Silver and Filled Cases, very ciiesp
KSTaBUSHm ttrr r. i.
tLrJurhJut rLrtTIn Tl LaTTmMTa W
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toe
t. .1 t 'T-v m wina .m wwt A
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CHILIS a FEVEILSvSA
n nrrxxx sisiasi
TJATiATlIA!
WTfTTT f CXESJUP f .
ifeves "mm
baaaraaaaapwdyOwlaUia atoat atabbon aasa
It thoroockly tliinm tha ajataa ot Malarla.aiai
IBaonraeoiBpiota. WBwnwi as airaetsa. A CTfa
IB OVAAUmSS. aad aaoald it fail tao DraaM
iaaataoriMd to KarrjKD thb Moxxt yea paid tar Ik,
tSromitaTBlAX! BaamtoaakyewDrafjM
fMKUSrrXTSKTOna rrUa,SL parkaWaT
KIESS FtVCR TONIC CO : ST. IWIS. KJ.
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THE BUTLER
Are now readv tor businees, Special
Attention given to
mm wqm
Such as Roll Carding, Carding,
Spinning and Weaving.
Will exchange
BLANKETS,
FLANNELS,
JEANS and
YARNS for
BUTLER, MO., MAYjth, 1887,
J. FISHER.
oKicon
Linimcni
WOOLEN MILL
usfong
leiadsa, ferateaea, 1 Coatracted .
Laaibafo, Spraias,. Mostles,
Ehtumstiim. Strains, Zraptiou,
Barns, Stitchts, Hoof Ail.
Scalds, BtiffJoints, Serew
Stings, Baskasae, Worms,
Bites, OsHs Svianty.
Braises, Sot as, SadtUsGslis,
Bosieas, Sparia Piles.
Corns, Cracks.
THIS OOOO OLD STAND-BY
aceompUahea for rrarybody azaeUy what U claimed
for it. Oaa of the raaaooa far Uia iraat popularity of
taa Xoitanc UUmamt la found tatu aalversal
aapllemalllty. Bmybodynasdasachamadldaa.
Taa Liakirau naada It is ease of accUleat.
Th Uaaae wife aeeds It for geaaralfamtty wa.
e Caaaler aeeds It for his Uams aad hU maa.
The Meehaate aoada It always oa bis work
The Miaer aeeds It tat ease of emergency.
The Plaaeer need. It can't rat along wlthooi It.
The Faraser aaada it la his bona. hU statta,
and his itoek yard. ' '
The SteaaahMt aaaa ar the Baataaaa arada
U la liberal supply afloat aad aabora.
The nerse-faaclar aeeds It It U bis barf
friend aad aafaat rcUaace.
The Steek-arewer aoada It It win aara blai
thousand of dollar and a world of trouble.
The KaJlraad aaaa Beads It as d will need It as
loat" as his llf e U a round of accident aad dancers.
The Baekwaodaaaaa need It. There hrnota
tnclike It aa aa antidote for the daacers to Ufa.
limb and comfort which (orround the pioaerr.
The Mcrckaat aeeds It about bis store amoat
his employ eea. Accidents will happea, aad whea
these com the atustang Liniment la wanted atoaea
Keep a Battle la the Haaae. TUtaabestef
economy.
Keep a Battle la the Factory. It in media :
sse la case of accident savea pain and toe of wacS
Km a Bottle Always ia the Bt able far
aae whea wanted.
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