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ANCIENT COSTUMES. Th MUrt and lto.Ii.-r- of Sf p of ll-r -1r Tin: "M-rpeiit in I uli'mi Th clii roii;t. of irteiv t .n tin? r t- ro'-icct of the year' lu:-hiojc l- t.ic m -cHiicand ii-;ij; ai-:ir.:f of 1 !: !o-irntire. There in not u ve,ti$r of its !.iuiij,tioUae ucsleft. 'I he iln.'.ol fashion hJe beautj, in iv) far as skirt i.rv. concern,!, is an i,liijii oik- at tin-. hack, a-lur.chroadly out from the Ixittom of the waist to the lir- of tin- f.i.i-'!ail--l -1-i it- Skirt have ffrtuvn steadily ioiiccr. luill now j vere vt ry lrn ion of ail lr.iiiy-r-. and the fashionable street frown is longer j resented ii-.'-rusion son their territory by than th hoiih-dr;ssof ;. Ppm1 band j eve ry mttu.ns ia tbeir power. Nevcrthe of vi Hc. l.i.-c. fur or jiit.M -mcnt r'ic. or j !.-, every i-w and then &. fhn- veciiuen one or mure lloin.ccs aiioiit tlie 'ottom w;s found hy so;ne fjmrtMisaf; of way of the skir. toidst ii'. voreailip-' it wide. ' fan-r. at the feet to stimulate the appear- ucc if u fan. 'I his t-.kirt i very much (,ror'd. fans out only at the j ili-, ai'd lit n soiin i:idje- on tfromid. It must not f:ieii up ly the wean-r even i.i N-w -;-h's dusty streets, Idlt sWeepH oil 1 5ie pit veuielit t'J the wearer's dignity and yraee. )ut t the skirt'H .s',ift ruin ami destmetion. liiMlices. too. ha v; (frown riMlualljr and decidedly lonr.'cr, until now even evening pmns are made with piaint lonjf Louis XV. coats with vidois sleeves and Henry II. rutfs. When they are not j shnpi'd in the siff outlines of courtly and historic piaintnehs, they are not cut at all, apparently, hut u raped alxut the ti(ftirti u hi Cleopatra, with noMnmsof fatcniii(fs at all. Sleeves have lecri exaggerated t mot-t stiiH'iidous pro portions, and even now. that they are soniew hat inoditied. require almost more cloth than the. petticoat. Their last year's shoulder puff extend fpiite othe eilKw this season, and the lower part is titled in clostdy to the arm, only to llare again at the wrist and fall over the fiand. All the royal insijrnia of former great ness blazes on the shoulders now of standi republicans whoso fathers or husbands made their pile in petroleum or lard. The Medici and the Tiulor.s, the itoiiapartes and their royal ene mies, courtiers and Princes of nil pe riods, have contributed their magniti . fence t tho glory of the year that is gone, liven Charlemagne has added his mite to the general suinptuotisncss in th;; shape of an opera cloak. As the sleeves increased in size, the liouncts diminished until the outlines of the fashionable woman are decidedly sug gestive of a kite standing on the smaller . end. And now Cleopatra has started . Jier collection of vipers "the trail of the .serpents'' is over it all. Twisted alxnit hats and bonnets, twined about the - wrists or the bare, urni hIjovc the elbow, braided into the coiffure or clasped .about the neck, the serpent rears his ugly head and Hashes his jeweled eyes. Years hence, wheu the antiquarian studies tin dress of the close of the century, he will liiul it hut a reproduc tion of famous in former centuries grouped with regard as to anachronism.-extremely artistic In effect, but de- oldof individuality or distinctiveness. X. Y. Sun. BUT ONE THING WAS LACKING. An liiimln-1 Political Orutur lurontl uently Sou tied Out. "lon in my district." the tory l gan. "there lived a soldier who wanted to become u jxiliticiau. So he secured his appointment as a sub-elector, which in our country means a man who can make speeches. but for whom no on can Tot. Well, thin young harness-maker started off to make secchcs. and he ended his campaign in the Democratic titrongholdof the district: Th hall which he had hired proved too fctnull, and he went out under an oak tree prepared, us he says, to shake the acorns. In the front row of the crowd fcal Mujor Itlank, the lell-wether of the Peuitieratic flock. The amateur orator was vastly pleased. 'If I can make an impression on the Major." he said, lay political fortune is made.' "After a great display of oratorical rflre-works, lnring which he kept his eye on the Major, ho descendM from 'the improvised platform on the sidu nearest the Major, who, much to Ms de light, beckoned to him. " 'I have h&rd the greatest oratora, said the Major, 'and never lefore did I see the tire of eloquence kindlel as it was in your eye to-day " " "O. thank you," said the blushing orator. " 'And your gesticulations were per fect. If I had leen deaf 1 should have understood ull that you said ' " 'I am delighted.' murmured the sad dler. " 'And your voice in m musical as a deep-tonel church liell ' " 'You flatter me. Major. interrupted the listener auain: you flatter me." "'And if von onlv had some idees. young man.' concluded tin Major, with j crushing emphasis' 'just some idees. 1 you would K'at the world."" Washing- ' ton 1'osL ; Nt uit- Alone. f As he entered, the car he sau at a , glance that there was one scut with ;i young Lilly in it. i'.'idho marched str.ii.it down the aisle, deposited his grip and overcoat, sat down and faiu'durly ol-vn-cd: ' "I ertirly forgt t risk yonr permi- ' sion." i "That' f no consequence," she re- i plied. "Thankn. Traveling alone, eh?" "Almost, but net quite. My husband is in the smoker, my f:llu r and brother ; are in the seat back of c.s. and the two ' gentlemen across the aisle are my tin-' clcs. The conduct'", who is a cousin of mine, has just gone forward, but will return soon, sind I vvi'l irt-odnce you to my aunt if you w ill go hack a few i seats." "Aw! Aw! 1 sec'." i...:pod the man. and the thor of the car suddenly became no red-hot that he picked up hisl aggagv and his fvt ami lit out lor the rext one ahead. X. Y. Sun. - A Sl:ttar.v I'ri-c.iut iou. "tientlcintn." s;iid the uvc: r. r, wlio had ben petitioned to extend e:.-is-utivo clemency to a prisoner convicted of poisoning her liusband. "I w ill pardon ! this woman, bnt onlv on one condition.' "And that i ?" "That he Uiall Dot go tn tW ktage. INOIA'S "PRECIOUS STONES. IllM'iivrrri! "i?t?tifr"., ly IVr.o:: -:u-i. of Tlteir Va!-it. An ok; -",iv-lor who has bc liiil f the ..Hi!.! : howcd a rctxirter a ; la"i'oc ;.r: rul-v tin- other 'lav. "Tiiie." he said, "is from India, ami wan pivon nit? ijf a iriei.d who found it while out hhootirrir." Preci. us stonet.. he sis:'!, were -t 111 numerous in certain districts in India, Thetrateirr jjlish officer vv day on on- f toid of a party of Kn i!t out sho itingonf! estates, but they tile tiiiinaged t' ; v ry ii'lie ga:n-. On thei'- w::y ia-i- in i!ie aftt rn -n one o; tie-in i-aii' it'-rt,?- a stuie res !.!'' in if c ri'Hlu!,-. v. i.it-h L- pielrcd up and dasi.i d w v :H-k. The stone l.roke into a do.rn pieces, and out dropped a ls-autil ill. Itriilianl pebble. This pel- ble the oiing Kn;,'!i-!rn::u. v. hwasa tourist, piekexl tip. and. after examin ing it. was aVmt to tlirow it away again, but changed hia mind and thrust it into his o"ket. remarking: "I'll keep this thing as a me:m r.to of my visit to this place wliere a fellow can hardly find any thing to shoot, you know." When he arrived at Pomhay, this Kn glish tourist dropjM-d intj a jeweler's htore t have his watch repaired. In taking it out he found the stone in the siiiue pclct. he threw it upon the counter and rennrkd to the jeweler: "Aw, here's a nice stone I came across, what'll you give me for it?" The head of the linn to - up the stone, and as he exatnin'"! it his eyes opened wider and wider. After hum ming and ha.ving v. hile. he .-aid: "I'll give you 100 rupees for it." Had the jeweler offered the tourist a shilling for the si one the latter would simply have told him to take the stone and keep the shilling and lie blowvl, as up to that, moment he thought it. was only a piece of crystal. Put the offer of 100 rupees awoke his suspicions, and he quickly guessed that it vvr.s a real, fine diamond. Taking it from the ieweler's hand he exclaimed with a laugh: "I dare say you would give me loo rupees. and perhaps a trifle more, bnt I'm going to tuke it to Kn'dand with me." n his arrival in London he sold the diamond for te.000. A fakir walking along one of the wards in tli. same district also chanced to pick up a fine large diamond that hail Itecn washed out of the ground by a heavy shower and lay glistening and blazing in the sun. He tied it up in a rag and put it into his empty tobacco pouch and continued on his way to town. Fakirs in India have little money as a rule, and this par ticular faker had nope at all, but he did have a stronsr er-iving for n quiet smoke. So he betook himself to a Parsee tobacconist and asked how much tobacco he won' I let him have for a pret ty stone that showed green and red ind blue lights. The dealer ashed to seethe stone and immediately recognized it as a diamond of the first water. "Pncle." be remarked to the fnkir. "since you are a poor man I'll (rive yon a whole handful of tobacco." and ho grasped n handful : ti.l thrust it into the fakir's pouch. "My Mn." replied the fakir, "I have traveled a long distance, and am very tired. This is a bountiful stone, and rou ought to give me ut least three handsful of tobacco." After some further haggling the Par see agreed to keep the stone, after ex acting from the fakir a promise to keep quiet alsmt the matter. The Parsee sent the stone to an associate in Pom bay, where it was sold for JLU.000. N. ". Times. Soap for Mompiito ltltm. A German chemist, after a somewhat leurned dissertation on the various kinds of mosquitoes and their respective char acteristics and virulence, condescends to give u useful piece of practical infor mation. He says that of the various remedies recommended for mosquito bites such as ammonia, oil of cloves, chloroform, curlmlized glycerine, etc, none is better than ordinary soap. He is an ardent n'itur;;li.t. and on his fre quent excursions in the country he in variably carries : small piece of soap, with which, in c:v:e of n bite, he makes a lather all over the affected part and allows it t . dry on. He almost invaria bly finds that the r-.dicf is instantaneous, and that all r::hi so-in ceases. Should It continue, however, as sometimes hap pens, it is onlv r.-wssarv to rerent the applicaf.i. .t i cw; !,-r.i .!-.!.. exclnined p. meok was :;tki: jt along . ..ven t noi-Kfil my : : -..-I on u.y ptt "V.'eP. I ,'.. !: r. looking :ua;i -- h-. the street ; "If li.iTiii '! .-.- 1,'vv ' shon:,!.. tV; -'o'citly 'r '' "Angry. ;.;..;rv. UJUll. softiv. " means t !. . ... ,.. .i,r. , . ' self." "Piiln't v-iit kr.o "I h.: 1 .ih-.i - f I :'.m i! hors- eo' iivt n P.'-t. re: .v. ::r.ti i- :i:;ng he mild st:vh a r h::n- cited ' ; oh. oii sec. Wash- tor. M'lrt it l!.-.lipatl.-i. it I'jj-.tvi. that '-.as c-nstuuptitn ,i, .. .-;stno picture of lica1:!:: 11 IiCiiv t'.K' S.i"lC y ar to 1h- of cx- cm.cT r irn'iit. 1-h st , iv.r tcr g,-.t her from Paris. The other winter fash: ::da -N. V. Ve.k!v. e - - - Iniiti t TvU . : m iv.g vio- Otl 5t5Ut t. t: :t'.' have a cold. Small:-;." -i c.l iieucc do vi-u tcli .hew: 1 What the j kerchew: tlunlc ! I'd sneeze :.;;- th:-. for if I dhln't have a cold.- -Tcvav '.'"t;ti.v fir Charles Tenant has received of fers of 15.000 and f'O.OOO conseeutiTe Ij for Sir .Uvshua Kejnoldi" "The Fort twe Teller." TEXAS FARL1 LANDS ft. .!,. cl . ... tae year 1-L The n.e-t coasrvame laiii it? i Woric until she ua i.inctv Vfars old. t. uihof tbi tnenloo. j - - . f isnoiakr.eu.nthattnefSittstichea'.taniimtitiLOrt:' j . r. "ar'"!,t 1 ""!'' pnfessir ot kn.1 uitmb!e for ill tdii srama ni frjitnd in ! hLstMry in Cornell, is the tirst woman mn,lo.tt. are f CTvr h,,n. .,,;-h ..h:i.;r a;ili in North and west Texas ipav with men ,,1,.'1-wrs. she has i7w?u9rmMtoT " JWa,OM lMrae : tuu-ht in Corn. .11 t wnty-thr.-e years. T.eiot Ttouociil HI Its cf F.zXrvaa anrf Ccx.r Cui'.:i ' The w-l!-I;!i . i ' r;r.eetieut weath t 't their arplu crup. Uvre ;.-iaer re ble to i er nrniiiirt litir-n. of Middle r-orkoutof doom er iy ta th ? eer. nl utor ' . " u ,,or ue J tulivm. ox Jiuuui. run vu h iri'tii fiatiry i4 jm-uz . ..it:iv lartarra in KnM atKt in the north-wmt re cUids wbtevr ottTtlw tiRTf in f- : t ,rp:. br. the cbpaD Iannis ! 'Ixa. Am. ::. h.ii.t mtanco rleannjr the pnw? lite lar. l fr !a tti-:r ur?i years Tops. Tne ltH-tcenu itn ws thLit ttw finors in Tfni n-ve ii,?ir u-rmi Tr.vnacc. las Tiw rhoi.l f ind iUi larjfMt of any cimimncwrmlth in tie w. rM, aeer(talii i In rh and land some airir million? of cl"llar. Mate taxes ars t.-u cent on LLe ! hundred dollar. We simply ad cs Ants is thf Sale of hM loriFrquently mvet't -mo attfrtmr : . ( 'nt -r-sc of tbe Luver or iii-. t..r a ii I:k- s.-i . Wo h.tre n-w f,-r ii;rr-i:-U a-i-ul?,:ra, t r fr .i , flirt to tm ilrJI m f,cr a. rp, arct-ratr-i; ie,-ai,,,,i , '1 .ifKela-i'tnTiiltlo-jitl,. l.i villi? i'i t,rri- v,iK. We I ran tnvot raone in hiirh sr.-tle t..-!-' mrttfaei for non-roMeutt txu.vw f lruta. V.euunot miikt aryrtiarsa forcunimi.iori!i from butraor lenders ! of Bionpy. If yun irant a farm era "m- rtazewrite , u. KortWortbcitTproi erif a apetialty. Wo rft-r l y prn;ision to th Kimt National Batik, tbe it , .Nittoniil Hank, tbe Merchanta Nattorai hank, all o'f j Kortorth, an,l the F'.rt WonhLUkiubex ut Com merce Correspondence Sollcitad. THOMAS J. HUBLEY. Negotiator MrvicirAL Eo.m.s, I'oMHtRctaL I'AI-EH, MuKTOAt.rj. ANU KAL KTATK, Hurley Office Bi Uding. Forth Worth, Teiat. LUMBER!: H.CWYATT&SOH. Stive money l.y calling on us prices ou fo LUMBER LATH. i NCLES PAINTS. -Ami all- Qmlrlinrr Motnrio Our motto is HIGH GRADES And LOW jpRICES Dr.Kimberlin EYE Slh and Grand Ave. Kansas City, Mo. Annual Announcement Free At Laclede Hotel, Butler, Jan y lt & 17; Feb'v 20 & 21; March 20 k 2UU 1831. Order of Publication. STATE OF HISSOUBI. County of Bates. In the Circuit Court of Rate county in vaca tion March 0th. ImhI James E Most, plain- tin, vs. lora Aden nota. oerenaani. Order of Publication. Now at thip itav comes the plaintin herein by his attorneys, rrancisco tro. tieiore the under sixned clerk orthecircaitconrtof ISater conn tv. alisjionri. and flic his petition and affidavit alleiimir amoni; other thincs. that delenJaot. Cora Adell Mon is noi a reei leut of tlie stale of Missouri. Whereupon it is ordered by the clerk in vacation mat said defendant he noti fied by publication that plaintiff has com menced suit acaint her in thla court by petition and affidavit tbe general na ture and object of w hich is to obtain a de cree of divorce from the bonds of matrimonv heretofore contracted and entered into by anil between aid !:iii.!iar and defendant upon the i croun I ol deertio:i f I'lainttu by detet.dant ; and l:er continued absenre Iroin him without ! reasonable cause for the f-i a eof more than j one v ear nei oelV.i- the institution of this slut j and that unl-s the said cora Adeil .Moss be j and api'var at tfiis conrt. at the net term ! thereof, to 1- fie-un arnl hoidi-n at tiie court j hoti'e in the city ot Ktul r in paid countv on i t' c 'T-: .lav of -iune r.ext. an-1 on or Ueiorc the 1 .-:th ta i'i" -sM term, ir the term si:a!l f-o j - f. tit in iee ;j not. tb n oil or t.elors i i'.ic last 1h of raid term ans-Aer or plea-l to J t.e' pel: 5 i.iii in pu. I ciae. the sr.r.u- will be Isk.-n a- confes-cd at"! indmert rendered ac I oor.;i:ialy . j And l.e it further ordered that a copy hereof ' l-llli'.; tied iiiv-or.iilii: t J law ill the K.itVT j Weekly Tiik. a weekly newsrrer printed i j and published in iate C-jUBly iUu , M lour j week-. rtf.rt.ft?r:-i.-. t"e lr-1 i .T-rt io ! leat lilleen days before tne tirst da." ol the j neM term of tne circuit t-onrt. JollS C. HAY FX f'ircnit lerlc. j ' A true copy of tlie reror I Witnes mv hard , issat j an i the peal of th cireuit emrt of ' I r.s'.es countv . this :,- dav of March ! I.-M. JtiHX ' HAY Ks. i ; Circuit CU-rk . i A.lUiini?tlut01i Notice. N.-li.-e is I-.eri '. y :iven, that Ie!ier ri' a-ln-in-U; ration n the etate,-.f James I.nrnv ile . e-ae.t, were rrantst to t!ie unicr-:jrne. slt : the i-;th day of Kel.rnary, l--.l . .j the lrol6te conrt of Bates cocntv . Slisstiuri A I lers.n hainc rla-ni await s: .!.! estate are re.jnireJ to exhibit them for allowance to the a huinistr.t; .r within one jrar after the t'.ateol saii letter - or they mat be iireclnii.-.l , lr..ri aivy Uen-iU -f sai.i e;ate: ami if t:rh r!a ;ns lie not ehit;teii within two vears iroin tlie ilate of th!P p lilie-ntion. thev f-hail .e j,,r. i er I arre-I. T: .s i-th -lav of Kebrriarv J. V ENI-. ' Aiiministratnr Notice of Final Settlement. j Notice i hereby given that the nnderijrnetl..J w . r.iinis, a uuinisiraior oi ne estate or ia vijsni.jer,aeceaed. will make final settle- ment of lua accounts with aail estate aa anch adminiatrator. at the next term of the probate court ot Bate county MlaMttri. to be bold ea at ""-' ' 3; w. esis r -sJ EAR Nose, Throati Catarrh. PERSONAL AND LITERARY. rs. Ptlchc t:.v. airfoil, who has ' 'iir... !.. I., a.ced one made all her ov. 11 ' L .. I. . .. . : just h;-J at 1"! hun.lred year i clothes ar i !! : i l....:u 1 'l'TO.Ml U"U5V- hlizard. and whose w.'iber hns'fpc w-as printed two or three limes a year in the State papers, has leconie insane. Paul Lidaw. t!ie I I.-vman novelist. Ls alfit.it to vi-.it this c-autry anl is ex pected t i .vrit,. a lmk about us when h- - ts ha.-h !:oi:1 The 1-v.k v. ill U f 'Ii..vs the pnve t revelers in this was printed in ;t Karon tlustav -en; to Algiers on ;i -r. of his tnind. novel i : i it d. t s-.-t l.y re) 'J"il laiiil L'i'.'leriiH eru-rallv. A M-!is;iti,.jial si Iterlin n-i-t-nt!-, t ., Potlis- hiid had lea account of th-' eor.-i: It was also said that the Iktron had lost liO.OiMj.ooo francs lately bv spculating in Paris anil iu London, and that since Is so lt. lost --'tn) imiii.ikxi francs. At:-tl;er New York s-eiety woman who has gained a su! , -t.mtial name, in the world of letters, and whose reevnt pulilication of "The Anglo-maniacs" has given her wide fame, is Mrs. llnr ton Harrison. SIk1 is a very pretty, vivacious lady, whose winning manners arc a great charm. Mrs. Harrison is of Virginia birth and education and has long lieen known as a successful writer of plays and sketches. Mr and ?Irs. Stanley have reason to remember Toronto pleiisantly. They were in the cit3- just seven hours, dur ing which time they were the biggest people in the town. The Ontario So ciety of Artists gave them a reception, presenting to Mrs. .Stanley a handsome album of paintings. Mrs. Stanley made a graceful little speech of thanks. The artists gave her three Canadian-I.ritish cheers, and every body was supremely happy. Franois th,- s.,-,- .;. of Naples, that luckless Itonrhon dunce whose throne tiaribaiui overthrew in 1 si"(, and who is said to he one of I'audet's "kings in exile.'" still lives in aimless comfort in Paris, w here his sole activity is walking once a day from his apartment to the Church of St. Philippe to say his prayers. He is rather small and insignificant iu apcarance, and looks like a potisiouotl bank clerk rather than a 'monarch re tired from business." William Westale. the novelist, lives at High Standing, I.oughton. and is a Lancashire man. He was lrn in lH;g. Iu appearance he is slight and slim, alxmt five feet five inches high, with grayish hair, much wrinkled forehead, bright bide eyes, straight nose, a soft, silky grayish U-ard. which delight an Eastern etidi. He sneaks very clearly and emphatically, and it is evident that he iias a good deal of reserve force. When describing a scene his eyes light up, and yon can not fail to feel that he. is seeing the whole thing as he speaks. He hay a greul lund of humor, ami every now and then some .plaint little story comes out. lie practically liegan to write stories w lien he was in his teens. Then he contributed to the local papers. HUMOROUS. "What's the material in u porous plaster worth?" "Alout a cent." '"Ami they charge twenty-live cents for "era? Holes must come high. "--Harper's lia.ar. Considerate .Jinks. blinks (during heavy rain "Did you run over and a.sk .links for that umbrella I loaned him lost night?"' Office Hoy "Yes sir. He says he's very sorry, but the umbrella is wet ye', and wouldn't like to return it in that condition. lie says he'll carry it home to-night and dry it by the fire." Good News. A Little Mistake.--"It is really too bad how miserably that new cafe is lighted. The other night 1 selected the finest overcoat that I could find, put it on. and went home. It fitted me as if it had been made for iue. Hut what do you think I fount! when I got where there was a good light, but that it was mv own!" 1'liegende Platter. --Why Madge Plashed. Tommy tut the breakfast table) -"Madge. 1 think Mr. Cutely is a 'jhu djiidy." " Madge "Why so'.'" Tommy "He gave me ten cents. n t to tel! what happened in the hall last nijfht. an' I ain't goin to."' Aud just then M ad'i th-unrht she heard the kettle in tie- kit. ;.. l-oiiin'.- over, nn.l hurried oat ! e-t'f;ite. N. Y. Hera io- -u't thici : a.lvertisethat I.viilc'.'" :uiked ;; ! ic entered ',".--. Mr. Have -I have, e hmuiii 1 or " ri'tr!e," j.i. continue t- it i rt ., ,1 .. . I . the r. YUU 11 I ooj. t':'ll i lUt .1 cia.'..c wortl iiinni ' tra n- di-v.tv :: c; n!;)!ui;" vl t ',; 1..: . : 'rnu'i' ..) v "ii'l. I K-jj of i..." lilt Mi run. ' " - lUil.-i U',' Cjiipi'ivillj' the ..-I.! ,,-. .! Po:-t. A '-t ;iirl;.. Vii;o: "Well, my little tnan. rather c-"'l-' vrejsther we're havlii"-. aren't we-.'" I.itUo Man ifrloom P.vi "V. -. It'-, e;,.;..' .- l e the hardest kind of winter. ir.-A we'll luive snow Jin" ice ::11 next Mfinir. an" no simmer weather till the i'urtho -lulv.' "Hem: I.oW JV : '".! .viiO'.V . 1.1:1", '.' " i, uu.se 1 didn't :..;.' -i or -k.iies thi C'la-Ktiz..i -i :. '.;;' tt.v ''... t. and fish pole- :;-...! Mt-ja tldi;j.'" N. V. Wtx-klv. Very .-t.'i-'i " :i'aciotjs Kbi-jdoyer--"I fear. !:'. 'r1(pl. f t-hll have to tii'- n n- ' ..-it-i your services." New icrk " V. ay. j.;r. 1 know i have only he rr. here a w---k. Vut have I cot u-ii ful ithi-- iirii-- !-t thoroughly- faith to vuur interests.''" Kmplover "Oh. yet hat e l-c:i f-ii' fr.l enough and capable en -rtjrh. hut " New Clerk 'Put what, sir?"' Employe- "Well. I Mtwyen tnlf a pos;r$!.im. out of the : drawer, vesterda v. f Clerk "Yes. ' v. 1 r . " . . , " s,r' bnt 1 Put lwo in lts placed Em plover That's inst what I can't ua- derstanL 1 niess Jud tetter fo." M flNLY? si rr i for LOST or Fall ISO RAHBOOS Osnera! ajid SESYODS PMIXIl V Wcitj:etof Bod? ardBied. Ef.-l isf SnmorEuMwi 1 6A rtr Ya-.trM- k ...r r w.woi t:!r i c,it . ..-iriiN-t. . w. i e .iu: i itoi, ..4-.. i s- t. . - x 'f,:tl.-IJ ii.!is- nuaa' i KtT'i M -Iari'i, ts i R-B le.I,, IrvKi 0 :-lUt !Mt lrK3 I ..nlHHk r'.- C .tf,il. bu. k. tl.l&t:.,i .n.l x.l. ; .r- - ti. Ef?:E MEOiCAi. CO.. CUerV.LO. t. V y.-t t ;.:. o a ..r nn. -. ri. lLitB t' :!'.i'-f" -ir ' i: ii fji.i.i r i-rk .tl UWNiti, Uil Proit j'. i - l.iiK ipTeii,-, . e t-Bti fk.nutt x . U tmt i.h.yw.ut.,,0 i. ali. ,ofk, ,iit.tip!iiinm Full 1'i.vimuihi, t ..-,. TR IW 4., AUtMi, lilM. JOOrT MORE THAI 3LI00LN Thin STYLC! . lOO loo Oil ! ST E E L s :!;: s is. pw . V ! R E e that eiich fpoo! has IHamond tnule mar' ittniifueture.d only lv Kreetimu Wire aud Iix Jo., Louis, Mo. Scticl S cenu for sample. For Sale by R. R. DEACON, lU'TLF MO 'Ml e, lit.; -Ill lit I'll ' r . i. i in i.i'ni i 4 ist. 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