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WaMknimg sttmiMe UUAU LIGHTLY WITH THE DUNCE WENT BACK ON HIS SON? Exasperated Composer Glad to Pro! Words Were False. NO TEMPTATION. I s. UA m ft i WA V 1 ' tl r i) Wan frcfo.-rlnc to Miss Oldblrd) TJm, I should think It would bo more suitable U slio were standing under "oltlcrb'i rles" instead of mistletoe berries Mow to Know the Trees. Thee Is an auctioneer whoso "gift of g?D" and native wit draw many ptirrnascrs to his sales, but some times ho is the subject rather than the cause of amusement. The man's namo Is O. A. Kclloy. Not Icng ngo ho had to sell, among other tliliiR3, a lot of nine logs, and the day before the sale ho went over thcra and marked the end of each log with hlo Initials. On the dny of tho auction an Irish man came along and Immediately no ticed the logs with the lettcis on them. "O. A. K.," ho read, loud enough for all lound to hear. "I3egorra, if tl3 not just like Kclley to deceive us into bclnving thim pine logs uio oak!" Springfield Republican. Grows Only In Four States, niomine, useful in medicine, pho tography, the manufacture of dyes and in ccitaln motalluigical opera tions, Is produced commercially in only four states of this country Mich igan, Ohio, Pennsylvania and West Virginia. Last year's output was 1,370,490 pounds. The Favorite. Millions of buffering eyes have found In Dr. Mitchell's famous salve a real blessing. Reject the offer of any dealer to sell a drug for our eye. Dr. Mitch ell's Eye Salvo Is a simple, healthy remedy to be applied to tho lids. It cures without entering tho eye. Sold eveiywhere. Price 25 cents. Good Judge of Human Nature. "Jones says he can usually tell men's occupations fiom their appear ance." "Yes, Jones can. Ho can spot a col lector as far as be can see him." Detioit Free Press. For Headache Try Hicks' Capudlne. Whether from Colds, Ilcnt, Stomach or Nervous troublPB, the nclics are spoedily relieved by Cnpuillne. It's Liquid pleas ant to tnlto Effects Immediately. 10, 25 unil 50c at Drug Storo. It is not what wo intond, but what we do makes us useful. More. ril.ES CUBED IN 0 TO 14 DAYS. tAZO OINTMENT In Kimrnntoptt to euro any ensn nf llchlnp. Illlnd, IllreillnR or 1'rotnjdlng Tiles In t, to It ilajs or ujnnuy rofundnil. COc. A good detective makes light of his nbiiitj as a shadow. Ml?. WM. A. PRE88EI1. MK. WILLIAM A. l'RESSEK, 1722 Third Ave., Molino, 111., wriUb: "I have been suiTeringfrom catarrh in the head for tho puht two months and tried iunumerablo bo-cr.llcd ionic dk'b without avail. No ono knows how I have suffered not only from tho dis ease itself, but from moitiflcntionwheu in compauy of f i h-ntlb or Urungers. "1 have used two bottli of your med icine for a short time only, and it effected a complete medical cure, and what is better yet, tho t'.ibcnso lias not returned. "1 can most emphatically recommend Pcruna to all Bufferers fiom this dis ease." Rend This Experience. Mr. A. Thompson, Box 05, R. R. 1, Mattel, Ohio, writes: "When I began your treatment my oyes wete inflamed, nose wus stopped up hulf of tho time, and was boro and scabby. I could not rest at night on account of continual hawking and spitting. "I had tried several remedies and was about to givo up, but thought I would try Peruna. "After 1 had taken about one-third of a bottle I noticed a difference. I am now completely cured, after Buffering with catarrh for eighteen years. "I think if thoso who are afflicted with catarrh would try Peruna thoy would never regret it." l'eruna is manufactured by the Peruna Drug Mfg. Co., Columbus, Ohio, Ask your Druggist for a Free Peruna Almanac (or 1909. CATARRH IN HEAD. Pe-ru-na Pe-ru-na. Mllifri Reddish plum colored cloth Is used for tho first costume Illustrated. The skirt Is n nine-goied pattern with wrapped seams. The coat is seml-flttlng and is elaborately tiimmed with black silk braid of two widths, and braid covered buttons. Laige hat of stretched satin trimmed with the same. Materials requited: 7 yards 46 inches wide, about 10 yaids wide braid, and 2 dozen line braid, 1 dozen buttons, 4V yards skirt lining, C yards silk lor lining jacket. For the becond, cedar green cloth Is employed. The long, slightly trained skirt is quite plain. The coat has a rather short-walsted, tight-fitting bodice, the back of which Is continued tho whole length through tho basque. Incis ions are made in the collar, tliiougn which wido satin ribbon is threaded, the ends being drawn up and finished by tassels; the cuffs are also threaded! with llbbon; satin-covered buttons are sewn on the back and are also used for fastening. Hat of velvet of the same color as the costume, trimmed with rosettes and wings. Materials required: 9 yards 46 inches wide, 6 yards skirt lining, 4 yards silk for lining jacket, 2V yards ribbon. IN WILLOW-GREEN CASHMERE. 'retty Dress for Girl of from Eight to Ten Years. Here Is a pretty little dress In wlr-low-green cashmere. The skirt is slightly full, and has a wide box-plait In tho center fiont. Tho blouse Is smocked each side fiont,-and has a box-plait In center, which, with the iurn-ovcr collar, Is trimmed with cord loops nnd silk buttons. The sleeves aro smocked at tho wrists, the hemmed odgo of material being left to fotm a frill. SaBh ot soft ribbon of a darker shade than the cashmere. Matoiluls required: 4 yards 4C Inches wide. Checko for Trimming. Many of tho noweBt fall dresses are showing a touch of tiimmlrg or piping af checked material. For Instance, a black Bult 1b beautiful trimmed with & tiny piping of black and white ;hecked serge, A dress of-plaln ma terialsorgo or panama is very modish trimmed with bauds of checked taffeta. What a difference a now touch like this makeB! Even In an old-fashioned dress quite a now ef fect may be obtained by just a little modem trimming, which lightens up tho whole and at onco shows the vearor 13 up-todato. BETTER THAN REAL FLOWERS. Artificial Bouquets Are Worn with the Evening Costume. As every woman know3, it Is rather injurious to fine fabrics to pin heavy bunches of real flowers on them. They also fade before the evening Is over and are apt to be discarded. The present fashion is to wear a largo bunch of French blossoms, won derfully colored and fashioned. There is no attempt to avoid daring and vivid combinations. This is a feature of this season's dressing. Scarlet poppies as well as Amorican Beauty roses are favored. Gardenias, with their glossy green leaves, are woin on blnck, purple and crimson fiocks. Combinations of flowers are not in as good taste as they were somo seasons ago. The bunch is of one kind. It Is pinned a little bolow the bust at the left side. This seems to be the exact spot accepted as tho fashionable one. Among the rare flowers which are put on extia handsome gowns an lilies of yellow satin with greo leaves. BAD EFFECTS OF ANGER, Complexlon Suffers Where There Lack of Self-Control. Is Tho girl who has a very quick tem pi r must expect to have trouble with her complexion. Sometimes red spots come out prominently and refuse to be hidden oven by powder. Sometimes thero is a flush, and when it disap pears the skin is qulto dry and feels almost painful. The catiBo of all this Is tho excite ment of getting angry. Very little can be done for tho skin while the temper remains unchecked. Perhaps It would bo a good Idea for the girl who Is wor ried about her poor complexion to ex amino herself to find out if a hasty temper Is tho causo of tho mischief. Should this bo so, let her set about gaining self-control before sho at tempts to Improve her looks by the ap plication of creams and lotions. Stocking News. Tho newest stockings for womon show bright tartan effects, On first thought they "would seem to bo loud, but are roally charming when worn with shoes that harmonize or contrast, A less striking but equally effective combination Is tho plaid of the Black Watch in hose, worn with dark green sucdo shoes, closing smoke pearl buttons. Tho vamps of tho shoes aro In narrow raised strlpea, like corduroy, the uppers of plain, smooth suede, " Plaids In wood brown and cream nre lovoly wlwn the shoos nio of tan suede. ' " Reasons Why Some Children Simply Cannot Learn. A smnll cotorlo of French doctois Is at present studying school cfilldrcn, nnd has at tho moment under Its es pecial observation that infantilo phc nomenon known as tho dunce. The oxlstonco of tho dunco is frequently to be attributed, they declare, to faulty hygienic environment, unsuitable- food or tactless trentmont. Incidentally they assert that a disposition fot mathematical studies Is no crltorlon of a capacity for original or vigorous thought, nnd that tho ability to deal with numbers Is often obsorvablo in tho vcty weak of mind, says tho New York World. Tho dunce, they say, Is often any thing but a dunce. The poor child may suffer from weakness of sight, ot incipient deafness, and his teachers fall to note tho fact. Moibld shyness and solf-consciousneBs, often charac tciistlc in children, ntu the so-called dullaid's inability to leain. All chll dreu do not progress with tho same alertness. Tho phenomenon of grown' ups who are ten years behind theii ago, in regard to mentality, has been noted by all physicians. Corvlsart Napoleon's doctor, declaring that these minds often prove tho fines! when they reach their maturity, and that tho fact of their backwardness 1e invariably a sign that a ripe old age will bo reached. The personal character of .children say these Fiench doctois, requites tc be trained in respect to pluck, inltia live and interest, befote tho pnrelj mental attiibutes can bo expected tc come Into play. Children who evince a dislike to play should be taught that success In play and kindred matters Is the surest guaranty of success in the great gamo of life later on. Par ticular care must bo taken in the selection of schools and school-sur roundings for children who are un usually fat or overgiown, or who show a tendency to be what Is known as "old-fashioned." When children are likely to become the butts of theit companions, parents cannot be toe careful in deciding as to how thej shall be trained. Observation and the advice of physical attributes, are the safest guides If the rearing of whole some men and women be, as It should be, the end of early education. "Old Cy" Loves the Mazuma. Cy Young, the grand old Trojan among baseball men, is said to be one of the most economical men in the business. Unglaub, tho new player that Washington recently secured from Boston, tells this story on Young: It appears. that when the Boston club was In Cleveland, which is not very many miles from Cy Young's big farm, Cy wished to telephone somo instruc tions to his farm manager, and he re sorted to the long distance telephone as a means of quick communication. While Cy was telephoning, Unglaub nnd McConnell happened to stroll up to tho telephone booth. When Young had ceased talking and was getting the necessary change out of his pocket to pay for his message, McConnell, who Is a youngster just fresh fiom col lege said to Young: "Consider the long distance tele phone " "Yes," broke In Young with a wry expression on his countenance, as he began counting his change, "and see how quickly it makes you short." Honored by the Mikado. Pi of. Abby Leach was presented by the mikado with a golden cup; a mark of g.-eat honor. MIb3 Leach is a mem ber of the fellowship committee of the American school at Athens, and vice piesident of the school and college organization of tho middle states. She was tho first Radcliffe student, then Harvard annex, but took her degrees as Vassar, later studying at the Uni versity of Leipsic. Tho cup is the first sent by the Japanese emperor to a woman, and Is in recognition of her service to education. How Presidents Died. Denth came to presidents and for mer presidents of tho United States In the following wnys: Washington's death was duo to acute laryngitis; Adams, Madison and Monroe, prac tically to old ago; Jofferson, chronic diarrhea; John Qulncy Adams, paraly sis; Jackson, dropsy; Van Buren, catarrhal affections of the throat and lungs; William Henry Harrison, pleu risy; Tyler, cause of death not given by biographers; Polk, cholera; Tay lor, cholera morbus, combined with a sovero cold; Fillmore, paralysis; Pierce, dropsy, Buchnnan, rheumatic gout; Lincoln, Garfield and McKlnloy, assassinated; Johnson, paralysis; Grant, cancer nt tho root -of the tongue; Hayes, nournlgla of the heart; Arthur, heart trouble; Benjamin Har rison, pneumonia, and Grover Cleve land, heart failure following a compli cation of diseases. Stayed Away. -"Did you go to tho theater last week?" "No. Nobody told mo there was any thing I ought not to see," Washington Star.- Gcorgo Christie, nephew . of the noted minstrel man, and hlmBclf well known composer, smyB that ho never was sorry but once that ho helped wrlto a song. When Dert Fltzglbbon came to him with tho lyric of a song called "You Can't Stop Your Heart from Beating" young Chrlstio most enthusiastically set to work to put music to If, but now he's sorry. It happened this way Chrlstio occupied the adjoining room to a newly married couplo who wero very much In love. The husband had learned Christie's song nnd all day long ho sang it to his bride. In tho morning before break fast his accordion plaited tenor voice warbled "You Can't Stop Your Heart from Heating for tho Girl You Love." After lunch It was the same and as a good night solo ho rendered It. " Tho last straw was added to tho camel's back when tho brido learned the song nnd tho love-struck couplo sang the song In baiber shop harmony. This wns too much for Christie and lie left tho hotel, Sony that ho had over written tho song. Fussing a neighboring drug sWirc, an idea struck him, and he cntrrcd and purchased a bottle of carnolic acid. Wrapping It up in a neat pack age he presented it through the Well boy to the honeymooners with a u;oto that simply read: i "This will stop your heart fiom beating. Usn it'" He's No Player. i Bronson I'm sotry tho golf season has closed. Woodson Why? Bionson It is better to have people go and play the gamo than to havo them sit around and talk about iL CURES, Added to the Long List due to This Famous Remedy, n Camden, N.J. 'Itiswithpleasuro j that I add my testimonial to your ,' already long list hoping that it may induce others to avail themselves of this valuable medi- cino, LydiaE.Fink ham's vegetable Compound. I suf fered from terrible headaches, pain in my back and right side, was tired and nervous, and so weaklcouldliardly stand. Lydia E. Pinkham's Vegeta ble Compound re- itzrzto'f- &') cti I stored mo to health -wrr-rj, -? w ? r ' " ."." and made mo feel like a now person. nnd it shall always havo my praise." Mrs. W. P. "Valentine, 002 Lincoln Avenue, Camden, N. J. Gardiner, Me. " I was a great suf ferer from a f emalo disease. Tho doc tor said I would havo to go to tho hospital for an operation, but Lydia E. Pinkham's Vegetable Compound com- Sletely cured me in three months." Ens. S. A. "Williams, B. P. D. No. 14, Box 89, Gardiner Me. Becauso your case is a difficult one, doctors having done you no good, do not continue to suffer without manv uammauon, ulceration, displacements, fibroid tumors, irregularities, periodic pains, backache, that bearing-down feeling, indigestion, dizziness, and ner vous prostration. It costs but a trifle, to try it, and the result Is worth mil lions to many suffering women. , SIGK HEADACHE i4ft . giving Lydia E. Pinkham's vegetable Compound a trial. 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