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Exasperated Composer Glad to Pro!
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TJm, I should think It would bo more
suitable U slio were standing under
"oltlcrb'i rles" instead of mistletoe
berries Mow to Know the Trees.
Thee Is an auctioneer whoso "gift
of g?D" and native wit draw many
ptirrnascrs to his sales, but some
times ho is the subject rather than
the cause of amusement.
The man's namo Is O. A. Kclloy. Not
Icng ngo ho had to sell, among other
tliliiR3, a lot of nine logs, and the day
before the sale ho went over thcra
and marked the end of each log with
hlo Initials.
On the dny of tho auction an Irish
man came along and Immediately no
ticed the logs with the lettcis on them.
"O. A. K.," ho read, loud enough
for all lound to hear. "I3egorra, if tl3
not just like Kclley to deceive us into
bclnving thim pine logs uio oak!"
Springfield Republican.
Grows Only In Four States,
niomine, useful in medicine, pho
tography, the manufacture of dyes
and in ccitaln motalluigical opera
tions, Is produced commercially in
only four states of this country Mich
igan, Ohio, Pennsylvania and West
Virginia. Last year's output was
1,370,490 pounds.
The Favorite.
Millions of buffering eyes have found
In Dr. Mitchell's famous salve a real
blessing. Reject the offer of any dealer
to sell a drug for our eye. Dr. Mitch
ell's Eye Salvo Is a simple, healthy
remedy to be applied to tho lids. It
cures without entering tho eye. Sold
eveiywhere. Price 25 cents.
Good Judge of Human Nature.
"Jones says he can usually tell
men's occupations fiom their appear
ance." "Yes, Jones can. Ho can spot a col
lector as far as be can see him."
Detioit Free Press.
For Headache Try Hicks' Capudlne.
Whether from Colds, Ilcnt, Stomach or
Nervous troublPB, the nclics are spoedily
relieved by Cnpuillne. It's Liquid pleas
ant to tnlto Effects Immediately. 10, 25
unil 50c at Drug Storo.
It is not what wo intond, but what
we do makes us useful. More.
ril.ES CUBED IN 0 TO 14 DAYS.
tAZO OINTMENT In Kimrnntoptt to euro any ensn
nf llchlnp. Illlnd, IllreillnR or 1'rotnjdlng Tiles In
t, to It ilajs or ujnnuy rofundnil. COc.
A good detective makes light of his
nbiiitj as a shadow.
Ml?. WM. A. PRE88EI1.
MK. WILLIAM A. l'RESSEK, 1722
Third Ave., Molino, 111., wriUb:
"I have been suiTeringfrom catarrh
in the head for tho puht two months
and tried iunumerablo bo-cr.llcd ionic
dk'b without avail. No ono knows how
I have suffered not only from tho dis
ease itself, but from moitiflcntionwheu
in compauy of f i h-ntlb or Urungers.
"1 have used two bottli of your med
icine for a short time only, and it
effected a complete medical cure, and
what is better yet, tho t'.ibcnso lias not
returned.
"1 can most emphatically recommend
Pcruna to all Bufferers fiom this dis
ease." Rend This Experience.
Mr. A. Thompson, Box 05, R. R. 1,
Mattel, Ohio, writes: "When I began
your treatment my oyes wete inflamed,
nose wus stopped up hulf of tho time,
and was boro and scabby. I could not
rest at night on account of continual
hawking and spitting.
"I had tried several remedies and was
about to givo up, but thought I would
try Peruna.
"After 1 had taken about one-third of
a bottle I noticed a difference. I am
now completely cured, after Buffering
with catarrh for eighteen years.
"I think if thoso who are afflicted
with catarrh would try Peruna thoy
would never regret it."
l'eruna is manufactured by the
Peruna Drug Mfg. Co., Columbus, Ohio,
Ask your Druggist for a Free Peruna
Almanac (or 1909.
CATARRH IN HEAD.
Pe-ru-na Pe-ru-na.
Mllifri
Reddish plum colored cloth Is used for tho first costume Illustrated. The
skirt Is n nine-goied pattern with wrapped seams. The coat is seml-flttlng
and is elaborately tiimmed with black silk braid of two widths, and braid
covered buttons. Laige hat of stretched satin trimmed with the same.
Materials requited: 7 yards 46 inches wide, about 10 yaids wide braid,
and 2 dozen line braid, 1 dozen buttons, 4V yards skirt lining, C yards silk
lor lining jacket.
For the becond, cedar green cloth Is employed. The long, slightly trained
skirt is quite plain. The coat has a rather short-walsted, tight-fitting bodice,
the back of which Is continued tho whole length through tho basque. Incis
ions are made in the collar, tliiougn which wido satin ribbon is threaded, the
ends being drawn up and finished by tassels; the cuffs are also threaded!
with llbbon; satin-covered buttons are sewn on the back and are also used for
fastening. Hat of velvet of the same color as the costume, trimmed with
rosettes and wings.
Materials required: 9 yards 46 inches wide, 6 yards skirt lining, 4 yards
silk for lining jacket, 2V yards ribbon.
IN WILLOW-GREEN CASHMERE.
'retty Dress for Girl of from Eight to
Ten Years.
Here Is a pretty little dress In wlr-low-green
cashmere. The skirt is
slightly full, and has a wide box-plait
In tho center fiont. Tho blouse Is
smocked each side fiont,-and has a
box-plait In center, which, with the
iurn-ovcr collar, Is trimmed with cord
loops nnd silk buttons.
The sleeves aro smocked at tho
wrists, the hemmed odgo of material
being left to fotm a frill. SaBh ot soft
ribbon of a darker shade than the
cashmere.
Matoiluls required: 4 yards
4C
Inches wide.
Checko for Trimming.
Many of tho noweBt fall dresses are
showing a touch of tiimmlrg or piping
af checked material. For Instance, a
black Bult 1b beautiful trimmed with
& tiny piping of black and white
;hecked serge, A dress of-plaln ma
terialsorgo or panama is very
modish trimmed with bauds of checked
taffeta. What a difference a now
touch like this makeB! Even In an
old-fashioned dress quite a now ef
fect may be obtained by just a little
modem trimming, which lightens up
tho whole and at onco shows the
vearor 13 up-todato.
BETTER THAN REAL FLOWERS.
Artificial Bouquets Are Worn with the
Evening Costume.
As every woman know3, it Is rather
injurious to fine fabrics to pin heavy
bunches of real flowers on them. They
also fade before the evening Is over
and are apt to be discarded.
The present fashion is to wear a
largo bunch of French blossoms, won
derfully colored and fashioned. There
is no attempt to avoid daring and
vivid combinations. This is a feature
of this season's dressing.
Scarlet poppies as well as Amorican
Beauty roses are favored. Gardenias,
with their glossy green leaves, are
woin on blnck, purple and crimson
fiocks. Combinations of flowers are
not in as good taste as they were
somo seasons ago. The bunch is of
one kind. It Is pinned a little bolow
the bust at the left side. This seems
to be the exact spot accepted as tho
fashionable one.
Among the rare flowers which are
put on extia handsome gowns an
lilies of yellow satin with greo
leaves.
BAD EFFECTS OF ANGER,
Complexlon Suffers Where There
Lack of Self-Control.
Is
Tho girl who has a very quick tem
pi r must expect to have trouble with
her complexion. Sometimes red spots
come out prominently and refuse to be
hidden oven by powder. Sometimes
thero is a flush, and when it disap
pears the skin is qulto dry and feels
almost painful.
The catiBo of all this Is tho excite
ment of getting angry. Very little can
be done for tho skin while the temper
remains unchecked. Perhaps It would
bo a good Idea for the girl who Is wor
ried about her poor complexion to ex
amino herself to find out if a hasty
temper Is tho causo of tho mischief.
Should this bo so, let her set about
gaining self-control before sho at
tempts to Improve her looks by the ap
plication of creams and lotions.
Stocking News.
Tho newest stockings for womon
show bright tartan effects,
On first thought they "would seem
to bo loud, but are roally charming
when worn with shoes that harmonize
or contrast,
A less striking but equally effective
combination Is tho plaid of the
Black Watch in hose, worn with dark
green sucdo shoes, closing smoke
pearl buttons. Tho vamps of tho
shoes aro In narrow raised strlpea,
like corduroy, the uppers of plain,
smooth suede,
" Plaids In wood brown and cream nre
lovoly wlwn the shoos nio of tan
suede. ' "
Reasons Why Some Children Simply
Cannot Learn.
A smnll cotorlo of French doctois Is
at present studying school cfilldrcn,
nnd has at tho moment under Its es
pecial observation that infantilo phc
nomenon known as tho dunce. The
oxlstonco of tho dunco is frequently to
be attributed, they declare, to faulty
hygienic environment, unsuitable- food
or tactless trentmont. Incidentally
they assert that a disposition fot
mathematical studies Is no crltorlon
of a capacity for original or vigorous
thought, nnd that tho ability to deal
with numbers Is often obsorvablo in
tho vcty weak of mind, says tho New
York World.
Tho dunce, they say, Is often any
thing but a dunce. The poor child
may suffer from weakness of sight, ot
incipient deafness, and his teachers
fall to note tho fact. Moibld shyness
and solf-consciousneBs, often charac
tciistlc in children, ntu the so-called
dullaid's inability to leain. All chll
dreu do not progress with tho same
alertness. Tho phenomenon of grown'
ups who are ten years behind theii
ago, in regard to mentality, has been
noted by all physicians. Corvlsart
Napoleon's doctor, declaring that
these minds often prove tho fines!
when they reach their maturity, and
that tho fact of their backwardness 1e
invariably a sign that a ripe old age
will bo reached.
The personal character of .children
say these Fiench doctois, requites tc
be trained in respect to pluck, inltia
live and interest, befote tho pnrelj
mental attiibutes can bo expected tc
come Into play. Children who evince
a dislike to play should be taught that
success In play and kindred matters
Is the surest guaranty of success in
the great gamo of life later on. Par
ticular care must bo taken in the
selection of schools and school-sur
roundings for children who are un
usually fat or overgiown, or who show
a tendency to be what Is known as
"old-fashioned." When children are
likely to become the butts of theit
companions, parents cannot be toe
careful in deciding as to how thej
shall be trained. Observation and the
advice of physical attributes, are the
safest guides If the rearing of whole
some men and women be, as It
should be, the end of early education.
"Old Cy" Loves the Mazuma.
Cy Young, the grand old Trojan
among baseball men, is said to be one
of the most economical men in the
business. Unglaub, tho new player
that Washington recently secured
from Boston, tells this story on
Young:
It appears. that when the Boston club
was In Cleveland, which is not very
many miles from Cy Young's big farm,
Cy wished to telephone somo instruc
tions to his farm manager, and he re
sorted to the long distance telephone
as a means of quick communication.
While Cy was telephoning, Unglaub
nnd McConnell happened to stroll up
to tho telephone booth. When Young
had ceased talking and was getting
the necessary change out of his pocket
to pay for his message, McConnell,
who Is a youngster just fresh fiom col
lege said to Young:
"Consider the long distance tele
phone "
"Yes," broke In Young with a wry
expression on his countenance, as he
began counting his change, "and see
how quickly it makes you short."
Honored by the Mikado.
Pi of. Abby Leach was presented by
the mikado with a golden cup; a mark
of g.-eat honor. MIb3 Leach is a mem
ber of the fellowship committee of the
American school at Athens, and vice
piesident of the school and college
organization of tho middle states. She
was tho first Radcliffe student, then
Harvard annex, but took her degrees
as Vassar, later studying at the Uni
versity of Leipsic. Tho cup is the
first sent by the Japanese emperor to
a woman, and Is in recognition of her
service to education.
How Presidents Died.
Denth came to presidents and for
mer presidents of tho United States In
the following wnys: Washington's
death was duo to acute laryngitis;
Adams, Madison and Monroe, prac
tically to old ago; Jofferson, chronic
diarrhea; John Qulncy Adams, paraly
sis; Jackson, dropsy; Van Buren,
catarrhal affections of the throat and
lungs; William Henry Harrison, pleu
risy; Tyler, cause of death not given
by biographers; Polk, cholera; Tay
lor, cholera morbus, combined with a
sovero cold; Fillmore, paralysis;
Pierce, dropsy, Buchnnan, rheumatic
gout; Lincoln, Garfield and McKlnloy,
assassinated; Johnson, paralysis;
Grant, cancer nt tho root -of the
tongue; Hayes, nournlgla of the heart;
Arthur, heart trouble; Benjamin Har
rison, pneumonia, and Grover Cleve
land, heart failure following a compli
cation of diseases.
Stayed Away. -"Did
you go to tho theater last
week?"
"No. Nobody told mo there was any
thing I ought not to see," Washington
Star.-
Gcorgo Christie, nephew . of the
noted minstrel man, and hlmBclf
well known composer, smyB that ho
never was sorry but once that ho
helped wrlto a song.
When Dert Fltzglbbon came to him
with tho lyric of a song called "You
Can't Stop Your Heart from Beating"
young Chrlstio most enthusiastically
set to work to put music to If, but
now he's sorry. It happened this way
Chrlstio occupied the adjoining room
to a newly married couplo who wero
very much In love.
The husband had learned Christie's
song nnd all day long ho sang it to his
bride. In tho morning before break
fast his accordion plaited tenor voice
warbled "You Can't Stop Your Heart
from Heating for tho Girl You Love."
After lunch It was the same and as a
good night solo ho rendered It. "
Tho last straw was added to tho
camel's back when tho brido learned
the song nnd tho love-struck couplo
sang the song In baiber shop harmony.
This wns too much for Christie and lie
left tho hotel, Sony that ho had over
written tho song.
Fussing a neighboring drug sWirc,
an idea struck him, and he cntrrcd
and purchased a bottle of carnolic
acid. Wrapping It up in a neat pack
age he presented it through the Well
boy to the honeymooners with a u;oto
that simply read: i
"This will stop your heart fiom
beating. Usn it'"
He's No Player. i
Bronson I'm sotry tho golf season
has closed.
Woodson Why?
Bionson It is better to have people
go and play the gamo than to havo
them sit around and talk about iL
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