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I H X; SUPPOSED CORPSE SHOCKS HOBS HE SITS UP WHILE UNDERTAKE IS PREPARING HIM FOR BURIAL. LATTER SEES THE BODY HEAVE Speaks When Hand Is Plunged Into Jug of Cold Water Able to Converse with Family In a 8hort Time. London. A Rochdale undertakti met with n startling experience the other day. During the last few days .a traveler named James Fegan, 26 years of age, whose parents reside In Christian street, Preston, has heen se riously ill with pneumonia at his lodg ings In Rochdale. During the whole of Thursday night he was extremely ill, and apparently died at seven o'clock Friday morning. A brother and sister of Fegan, who rjad been summoned from Preston, and IJj&the inmateu of the house assured fohemselves that the man was dead, ffajnd straightway began to make ar rangements for the funeral. The blinds J 'ere drawn and the doctor was in- formed that death had taken place. Ho prepared the customary certificate i and arrangements were made about f some Insurance money. The undertaker was informed, and three hours after death was supposed to have occurred" he proceeded to the lodgings of Fegan. When ho reached the room he found the man's head propped up with pillows rather high, and one of the pillows was removed in order to secure n more correct measurement. The undertaker, Albert Heywood, had already taken one meas urement, and was proceeding with a second In order to verify the first, when he was startled to see the body slightly heave. At first he thought he must have been mistaken, but after waiting a second or two the body heaved again, and there was a slight twitching of the eyelids, which had been closed by the person who had "laid out" the body. Mr. Heywood Informed the brother, who commenced to shout wildly: "Oh, I'm Cold," Muttered the Sup posed Dead Man. "Jim! Jim!" and shook Fegan vigor ously. In response Fegan slightly moaned. A doctor was sent for, and the sister, who was In an adjoining room, was summoned. As soon as she learned that her brother lived she fainted. Mr. Heywood then plunged the man's hands into a jug of cold water, and the shock caused him to speak. Ho muttered: "Oh, I'm cold." He had lain in a cold room three hours, with only a sheet covering his body. I3y means of brandy Fegan revived so much that in half an hour he was, with assistance, able to sit up in bed, Medical attention was given, and later In the day ho had recovered sufficient ly to converse freely with his relatives and friends. AWFUL GRAVEL ATTACKS Cured by Doan's Kidney Plllo After Years of Suffering. F. A. Hippy, Depot Ave., Gallatin, Tenn., says: "Fifteen years ago kid ney disease attacked mo. Tho pain in my back was so agoniz ing I finally had to give up work. Then came terrible attacks of gravel with acute pain and passages of blood. In all I passed 25 stones, some as larce as a bean. Nino years of this ran mo down to a state of continual weakness, and t thought I never would be better un 111 I began using Doan's Kidney Pills. Tho Improvement was rapid, and since using four boxes I am cured and havo never had any return of the trouble." Sold by all dealers. 50 cents a box. Coster-Mllburn Co., Buffalo, N. Y. run zj Bees Object to Moving. Woodbury, N. J William Rambo, bus driver of this city, had an oxpe llenco that ho long will remember. Ho was engaged to take a hive of bees from North to South Woodbury, and, thinking they would lather occupy ono of his buses than an express wagon, ho placed tho hive on the front seat. When German street was reached n fow of the bees came out lo inves tigate, Thoy didn't like midwinter moving, and called to others to come out. A council of war wus hold, and then tho bees opened for business. Several tackled the horses, othera tho driver, In tho melee tho htvo was upset and Rambo camo out victor, but ho doesu'l euro to haul any moro bees. IMPUDENCE PERSONIFIED. Robert Rustler What did you say Was the title of your new song? Successful Chorus Lady I call it "The Proposal." Robert Rustler And the key? Successful Chorus Lady 13 minor. Robert Rustler B mine eh? How would you like to change it for a key in A flat? Comparisons Necessary. "We find repeatedly how imperfectly figures convey to the ordinary mind the magnitude of objects," says the Welt Spiegel, "and how much more readily they are comprehended by comparison." To substantiate the as sertion a picture is produced of the cathedral at Cologne, which is ICO meters in height, and next to It 13 placed a picture of the Zeppelin air ship, standing on end, reaching away beyond the middle of the highest sec tion of the steeple, and to within 2G meters of the apex. The picture also shows the Triumphal column at Ber lin, Gl meters in height, and next to it the airship Parsifal, 50 meters high, ns it stands on end. How's This? Wo otter Ono Hundred Dollars Reward for any use ot Catarrh that cannot bo cured by Mall'i Catarrh Cure. F. J. CHENEY A CO., Toledo. O. We. tho undersigned, have known F. J. Cheney tor the last 19 jrars, and believe him perfectly hon orable In all business transactions and financially Ible to carry cut any obligations made by his firm. Waldinq. Kinnan it MAUU.V, Wholesale Druggists, Toledo, O. Hall's Catarrh Cure Is taken Internally, octlns directly upon the blood and mucous surfaces ot tho ryitem. Testimonials sent free. I'rlco 75 cents per M)ttle. Sold by all Drueslsts. Take Hall's Family Mils for constipation. Poor Stuff. The Servant You got cheated when you bought that chlny vase, mum. The Mistress How cheated? The. Servant Why, it's weak. It busted all to smash the first time I dropped it. For Colds and Gripp Capudlne. The best remedy for Grlpp and Colds is Hicks' Capudlne. Relieves the aching and foverlslinoss. Cures tho .old Heartaches also. H'b Liquid Effects lmmedlutely 10, 25 and 60c at Drue Stores. ' Hard to Keep Quiet. She I should think tiagedy parts were very hard on n woman. He Pantomime parts are a great deal moro Irksome. Iled, "Wcnk, Weary, AVntery ISycn Relieved by Murine ISyc Remedy, Com pounded by Experienced Physicians. Mu rlno Doesn't Smnrt: Soothes Eye Pnln. Wrlto Murlno Eyo Remedy Co., Chicago, for Illustrated Eyo liook. At Druggists. THE PERUNA ALMANAC. Tho druggists have already been sup plied with tho Poruna nlmanac for 1D09. In addition to tho regular astro nomical matter usually furnished in almanacs, tho articles on astrology are very attractive to most people. Tho mental characteristics of each sign are given with faithful accuracy. A list of lucky and unlucky days will bo furnished to those who have our almanacs, free of charge. Address The Pcruna Co., Columbus. O. The Rev. William Y. Chapman of Newark, N. J., thinks that the uplift movement should be extended to the kitchen girl. "There is no one," ho declares, "I sympathize with so much as the woman who serves things upon dishes and then has to wash the dish es again. It is the most thankless Job on the planet" Prof. Munyon says: Cure a cold nnd you prevent Consumption. His opin ion is now shared by tho leading physicians of the country, and the wonderful cures that are being made by Munyon's Cold Remedy have at tracted tho attention of the whole medical fraternity. These little sugar pellets break up a cold in a few hours, and almost universally prevent Bron chitis and Pneumonia. Jamaica Ginger Output. The ginger grown in Jamaica com mands more than double the price of any other. Under favorable conditions an acre will produce a3 much as 4,000 pounds. During the last fiscal year about 1,400,000 pounds was exported from that island. Important to Mothers. Examine carefully every bottle of CASTORIA a safe and sure remedy for infants and children, and see that it Bears tho Signature In Use For Over SO Years. The Kind You Have Always Bought Why Is it that tho divorce suit of ono of her friends interests tho aver ago woman more than her own mar riage? There is no Safer Remedy for a Cough, or throat trouble than "Urown'B Bronchial Troches." 25 cents n box, Samplo free. John I. Brown & Son, Boston, Mass. Tho words coined in the mint do not Increaso our vocabulary. Mrs. WIiisIow'h Soothing Byruii. For children teething, tot tens tha Ruro, reduces In lamination, alia pain, cures wind collo. 23c a botUo. Marriage- Is tho hurdlo between ro mance and reality. Part interest tho actor's. st? r-Zr Msu : The young man who sets out to be the architect of his own fortune must not scorn to be the bricklayer and i hod carrier as well. Westley. ' i f Do not neglect constipation, for this con- tlitiou poisons the blood and leads to cut on- ic ill health. Gai field Tea, the mild heib laxative, coirects constipation, keens the blood pure, and the health good. Those enjoying prosperity should al ways be ready to assist the unfor tunate. Demosthenes. ik re- W1IY suffer with eye troubles, quid lief by usina PETTI't'S EYE SAI.VR All drnggibthoi'HowardBiO'sliuffalo.X.Y. J The rulo in a prohibition state seems to be "bar none." 1ILES COKED IN O TO 14 MAYS. PAZO OINTMENT Is guaranteed to euro any caes of Itchlne, Blind, lllecdliiK or l'rotrudlng riles In e tu 14 dajb ii r money refunded. 60c. Less than a pint of whisky may make a peck of trouble. o Would Eiiyoy good health, with its blessings, must un derstand, quite dearly, that it involves the question of right living with all the term implies. With proper knowledge of what is best, each hour of recreation, of enjoy ment, of contemplation and of effort may be made to contribute to living aright. Then the use of medicines may be dis pensed with to advantage, but under or dinary conditions in many instances a simple, wholesome remedy may be invalu able if taken at the proper time and the California Fig Syrup Co. holds that it is alike important lo present the imbjcct truthfully and to supply the one perfect laxative to those desiring it. Consequently, the Company's Syrup of Figs nnd Elixir of Sonna gives general satisfaction. To get its beneficial effects buy the genuine, manufactured by tho California Fig Syrup Co. only, and for salo by all leading druggists. "Before I took Cardui," writes Mrs. Martha Hown, of Sevierville, Tenn., "I would take smother ing spells, and suffered at my periods till I .wanted to die. I took doctor's medicine, but it did me no good, so my husband got me a botfie of Cardui. I have taken two bottles and I can do my cooking now, and all my work, and look better and stouter than I have for 12 months and have no more pain." OH 144 It Will Help You With such enthusiastic, truthful, unbiased testi mony before you, how can you still hesitate to buy and try Cardui, for your female troubles? Your suffering cannot be worse, than that so graphically depicted by Mrs. Hown. Go, then, today, to the: store and get a bottle of Cardui. It has helped thousands of women. Why not you? Give Cardui a fair and thorough test and it will surely help you. , BfeSC raasMyxs requires the best selected seed and the most thorough cultiva. tion; but the real difference between profit and loss on the crop depends on-Potash. It makes strong, sturdy stalks and well shaped cars filled out to the very tip, with every kernel sound. Fertilizers high in phosphoric acid, with a little nitro gen, won't do. They need Potash to complete them 15 to 20 lbs. to the hundred. Supplement the manure or clover or fer tilizer with 50 lbs. of Muriate of Potash per acre. POTASH IS PROFIT Valuable Littraturt. 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F (19096) 2268. Cares Through tlie Blood Pimples, itching Humors, Rheumatism, Blood eoison, eczema, esone rains, II. B, n. (llotntilc Blood lialui) la the only Blood remedy tlmt kills the poison In Hie Mood and then purine it aenilltipii Iloodof pure, ileh blood direct to the bkin surface, Hones, JolulH and -wherever the UlhCiiHe In located. In tills way all Sores, I Ieern, I'lmpleiJ, Kruptlous are healed and eured, palim and uehes of KlieiimutUm eeuse, mwUIdhh subside. 11. II. II. completely chniiireu the body Into clean, healthy cotulitioti, Klvlni; thu skin tho rleh, red hue of perfect health. 11. It It. cures the worht oldeaKCB. Try It. $1.00 per Inrsro bottle at Dntfr Kloren ultli direction for home eme. NAMl'l,lJ fICi:K by writing IILOOIUIAL.:u CO,, Atlanta, Gu. Sfc A happy medium ought good at u spiritual seance. to nmko Tliono Tired, Aclilnc Toot of Yonri peed Allen's Ki oi-I.'iim'. '.o at uur JJriiKb'lEl'g. Wrlto A. H. Olmsted, l.u Hoy , N. V., fur tauinlu. ONLY ONK "IIHOMO That Is LAX ATI Vi: IIHOMO tho slirnnturo of 19. V. UltOV over 10 C'uio a Cold In Ono Day, O QUININE" OUlNINli. lnk fol i'13. Used too World c. Tho moro r girl smiles tho less she 1 means it. .KMMMPailaH lSs&ffi&aNnfiif&i 5r3S53KM( I COLT DISTEMPER Can bo handled Terv cull, Tbe sick are rurod. ami all others ta vuuentAblw. nomalfor how exiot."kctt from hTlntr the ill. Ye. T uiiuK brOHNV LIQUID mgTKUl'KU CUKE, (live on 'thu toiiKUt'.or la fixxt. Acta on thu blood utid oxptle tferms vt , One bottlo mifcratitiuil to euro one caw Exo nil' II a bottle i tt and I tlOdoren of ilruiftflnn and httrnnu ilenlen. oraent ex pre twld by looUotKlvedoTerythtnir. Ixcal aema wautul. Laru-wt vclUnar borvo rtimody la wbuvuco tnulvo i tar. QPOHH MEDIO AL CO.tteuUu&fldBMtrlo.tUtt, Qoohon, Inch, U8 A Booausoof thooouBlyi srlrzly, gray holra. Uao "LA CREOLE" HAIR RESTORER. o price, $.oo, retail. ' II gyqy. ?-'".! r;'' i mim- 'M.iiiwiiM.ii imj:"':jrj,uiij!M!ii-2'Mi!r?