The Hayti herald., February 18, 1909, Image 3

About The Hayti herald. (Hayti, Mo.) 1908-1922

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K
ilXE "EASY MONEY"
AMATEUR BEGGAR'S HARD LUCK
STORY WON.
But Perhaps If He Really Hod Been
Hungry His Nerve Would Have
Failed Him at tho
Critical Stage.
After turning down nn uncouth look
ing Btrnngcr who expressed his desire
for the price of a meal, .lolm A.
Thompson continued thoughtfully on
his way.
"Must be cmbnrrnEBing to ask a man
for a dime and get turned down,"
mused John. "That poor fellow didn't
know how to nut up a plausible story.
Tlsn't so easy, mobby. Llko as not I
couldn't do any better."
These thoughts led to still more
thoughts and tho first thing John knew
he had determined to find out if he
could tell a hard luck story that would
get tho money.
Slowly and with measured stride, he
strolled on down Superior av.enue. Ho
had decided to watch , and prey, and
keep on watching until ho sighted his
prey.
By and by, a well-dressed man, va
lise in hand, whom John felt sure was
a total stranger to him, came walking
briskly along.
John Thompson stopped him. "You
doubtless have just finished a hoU-1
dinner," began John. "I am hungry.
("Were you ever hungry?"
i "I don't care lo be cioss-oxainlncd,"
,rcturned the stranger tartly.
John winced slightly. Could tho
stranger know that he made his living
cross-examining people? But ho took
hold of the man's lapel and renewed
his line of talk. "I've got to have
a piece of money, I tell you," he said
with vehemence. "I'm hungry. You
wouldn't stop to argue if you'd ever
been real hungry. Possibly you've
been rcaied in the lap of luxury and
don't realize how gray the sky line
looks when you haven't even the price
of a sandwich in your pocket."
"You seem like an intelligent fol
ic w," remarked John's victim, sizing
him tip, curiously. "You shouldn't
have to co hiingiy. There is work for
all in this world."
"You are complimentary," leturned
John, "but it docs not alleviate my
craving for food. My stomach has
been almost entirely depleted for 2 J
hours. Have you no sympathy? Is
there no fooling of humanity in your
soul?"
"Your clothes are good tailor-made
garments, I take It. You shouldn't be
without funds. You've seen better
days."
'You're evading the issue," sighed
John, sadly; "the fact remains that I
am hungry, almost to the point of
starvation. If you are unwilling to aid
a poor, needy person like me, say so
and "
"Oh, well, take this," cut in tho
stranger, dropping a quarter into
Thompson's hand. 'I didn't say I
wouldn't help you. I am simply In
terested in sociology and wondered
why a man, evidently of some intelli
gence, should "
John was smiling whimsically as he
replaced the quarter in the hand of his
benefactor.
"I just wanted to see if I could do
It," he explained. Then drawing a
crisp new five-dollar bill from his vest
pocket, ho added: "Walk on over
across the street with me and have a
cigar or something." Cleveland Plain
Dealer.
Dreadful Possibility.
One day small Elmer observed five
funerals pass the house. After tho
last one had passed he said: "Mamma,
If wo don't hurry up and die heaven
will be so crowded wo can't get in."
Standing.
"Lots of fun is poked at the crowd
ed condition of the street cars."
"Yes, It's a standing joke." Kansas
City Times.
Police Dogs Useful in Parks.
In tho Amsterdam and Haarlem
parks and woods tho police dog is in-
) valuable and lias already saved many
, r. woman and child from molestntion.
Tho Idea thnt such dogR are about
causes a wholesome dread in tho
minds of would-bo criminals. It Is
hoped that The Hague will also soon
be favored with canine additions to
the police foico, for tho extonslve
parkq and woods are often rendered
dangerous by tramps and other undo
Blrublo individuals.
The Unattainable.
Seeking tho unattainable is for a
man to try to llnd a cornor in tho
houso' for somo undisturbed reading
without its having to bo dusted ten
minutes after ho begins. New York
Press.
About Goesiplng,
"Talk about womon being gossips,"
said a woman on tho car tho other
day. "When my husband and two or
threo male friends get together, no
man's reputation Is safo." Detroit
Free Press.
BROKEN REST.
A Back That Aches All Day Disturbs
Sleep at Night.
Thomas N. McCulIough, 331 So.
Weber St., Colorado Springs, Colo..
snys: "Attacks of
backache and kid
ney trouble be
gun to come ou
me, lasting often
for three weeks
at a time,- and I
would bo unablo
to turn in bod.
Tho urine was
much disordered, containing sediment.
and my lest was broken nt night. Re
lief fiom these troubles camo soon
nfter I started taking Doan's Kidney
Pills, and continued treatment entire
ly freed me from kidney trouble. Tho
cure has been permanent."
Sold by all dealers. GO cents a box.
Fostcr-Milburn Co., Buffalo, N. Y.
KNEW WHAT HE NEEDED:
II. It. Suto Sonny, kin you tell mo
wheio I kin get a
Kid Nothin' doin', pop! De barber
shops is all closed on Sundays!
IN AGONY WITH ECZEMA.
Whole Body a Mass of Raw, Bleeding, f
Torturing Humor Hoped Death
Would End Fearful Suffering.
In Despair; Cured by Cuticura.
"Words cannot describe the terrible
eczema I suffeied with. It broko out
on my head and kept spreading until
it covered my wholo body. I
was almost a solid mass of sores from
head to foot. I looked more like a
piece of raw beef than a human be
ing. Tho pain and agony endured
seemed more than I could bear. Blood
and pus oozed ftom the great sore on
my scalp, from under my finger nails,
and nearly all ovift- my body. My
cars weiu so crusted and swollen I
was afraid they would break off.
Every hair in my head fell out. I
could not sit down, for my clothes
would stick to tho raw and bleeding '
flesh, making mo cry out from the '
pain. My family doctor did all ho ,
could, but I got worse and worse. My ,
condition was awful. I did not think i
I could live, and wanted death to
come and end my frightful sufferings, j
"In this condition my mother-in-law
begged me to try the Cuticura Kern- '
edies. I said I would, but had no hope
or recovery. But on, what blessed re
lief I experienced after applying Cuti
cura Ointment. It cooled the bleeding
and Itching flesh and brought me tho
first real sleep I had had in weeks. It
was as grateful as ice to a burning
tongue. I would bathe with warm
water and Cuticura Soap, then apply
the Ointment freely. I also took Cuti
cura Resolvent for the blood. In a
short time tho sores stopped running,
tho flesh began to heal, and I knew I
wa3 to get well again. Then the hair
on my head began to grow, and in a
short time I -was completely cured.
I wish I could tell everybody who has
eczema to use Cuticura. Mrs. Win.
Hunt, 3 35 Thomas St., Newark, N. J.,
Sept. 28, 190S."
Potter Drut & Chem. Corp., Solo Props , Boston.
He Wins Either Way.
The Doctor Your wife is threat
ened with pneumonia, and she'll die if
she attends that party.
The Hubby Then 1 shall not advise
her either way. She'll die if she has
to miss it.
For ITonrspni'83 nnd CoiirIik "Brown's
Bronchial Troches" are wonderfully ef
fective. !ii rents a i)0. Samples sent free
by John I. Brown & Son, Boston, Mush,
It Is a difficult task to speak to the
stomach because it hath no ears.
Cato.
l'H.ICS CUItr.I) IN 0 TO 14 DAYS.
PAZO OINTMKNT Is iruaruntecd to euro any easi
of lU'hlnir, llllnil, Weeding or 1'roiruulnt; l'llcs In
ti to It days or money refunded. 10c.
Women wouldn't bo so talkative
if they only spoke their minds.
Mrs. irinrtow'si Soothing flyrtip.
Forclillilren teothluic, eoftvun llioKiiros, reduces Id
Qammutlou, alia) s pain, euros wind cullu, 'an u twttlo.
Tho things you really Btand for nro
revoaled to thoso you run after.
J'nt Alluw-Ifui. Alloll'H I'oot.TliiRti
Ovor:Al.lMJt-Mlinniil;il5. llrusnlinllntloiis. Scndfur
Irco trial package. A.M. Ultukted, Lultoy N, V.
Wise men. muko proverbs that fools
may misquote them.
1 fnTl UTil 3 SjiiiifT nTtHCTIIiiB
UNPROFITABLE- CUSTOMER.
Caterpillar How much a shave,
barber?
Barber Ten cents, but It will cost
you a dollar, tho price of ton shaves,
if you want to bo shaved all over.
For Colds and Grlpp Capudine.
The best remedy for Gilpp nnd Co 111 a is
Hicks' Capudine. Relieves the nulling nnd
fevcrlshness. Cures the jottlIIcadaclica
.nlBO. K'h Liquid Effects Immediately 10,
'!& uud COc at Drug Stores.
Sufficient Reason.
"Don't you admire the old-time mel
odies?" "No; I'm a fresh-air fiend." Dra
matic Telegram.
To restoie a normal action to liver, Kid
nejc, stomach and bowel", take (J.ii field
Tim, the mild lieib laxative.
No man can own any more than ho i
can carry in his own heart.
S!0K HEADAOHI
Positively cured by
these Little rills.
They nlko relieve DIs
trcbifiom Dyspepsia, In
digestion and Too Hearty
Eating. A perfict rem
edy lor DUzInebS, Nau
sea, Drowsiness, Dad
TnKtc In the Mouth, Coat
ed Tunt-tie, Tain In the
Side, TOUI'ID I.I VEIL
They regulate the Dowels. Purely Vegetable.
SMALL PILL. SHALL DOSE. SMALL PRICE.
MBHHWMmMMMMMaMMBnHMMMMMMMCai I
Genuine Must Bear j
Fac-Simile Signature
REFUSE SUBSTITUTES.
We Buy
TURS
Hides and
Wool
Feathers, Tallow, Beeswax, Ginseng,
Golden Seal, (Yellow Root), May Apple,
Wild Ginger, etc. We ate dealers;
ettaUiihed ia 1656 "Orer hall a century in
Louisville" and can do better for you than
agents or conmudon merchant!. Reference,
any Bank in Louisville. Write for weekly
price lilt and .Kipping tags.
ffl. Sabel & Sons,
229 E. Muket St. LOUISVILLE, KY.
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Hpills.
CARTERS
WUTTLE
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pais.
Over 49000,000 Western Electric Telephones
are in use in the United States to-day. We made the first telephones and we have made
the most in fact, we have made more than all other manufacturers combined.
We have brought the rural telephone within the reach of every farmer, and with our Free
Bulletins before him a boy can install and operate the system. Our telephones are guaranteed.
Cut out this advertisement, write your name and address on the margin and mail it to-day so that the
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Atlanta
Cincinnati
Dallas
ludlauapolis
Kansas City
l'ommoutb
baint Louis
bavaucaU
I07
Cures Through llieDIood
Croolts understand tho nrt of get
ting out of llnauclal straits.
O.NI.V ONK "ItltOMO
QUININr."
That Is I.AXAT1VK IIHOMO QUININK. J-iok fol
the MKnuturo of K V. UHOVK. Used the World
uverio euro u tuia in uno itay, c.
Diamonds come highest when sold
at cut rates.
Booauao of thooo ugly, grizzly, gray halra. Uso "LA
Fftf IBSflS
Croup
Tonsilitis
Asthma
and W8Kmzzzm
A quick and powerful remedy is needed to break up an attack of croup.
Sloan's Liniment has cured many cases of croup. It acts instantly when
applied both inside and outside of the throat it breaks up the phlegm, re
duces the inflammation, and relieves the difficulty o breathing.
Sloan's Liniment
eives nuick relief in all cases of asthma, bronchitis, core throat, tonsilitis.
and pains in the chest. Price, sso., coc., nnd si.oo.
Dr. Earl S. Sloan, Boston, Mass.
& -j$V fr; (N 'ijR2s s now successfully raised in
&&t&A&( Jpwy'& most sections of the country and 1
I - '"IP $!xM f hcav"v yiMs are obtained hy f
'IIH POTASH I
Ssp IHMie&m Potash E''ves vigor to the plant and insures a
' VI Iff al p rooted, well M:t stand that produces large
! film SaNlt y,eltls- All who have used Potash, say:
lilLJL Potash is Profit
Witi'iW 5'SrWA ,F, firt,'i",r is complete fcr
W&VVii. v'" !2gKft c.nt.cl Potash or 10 pounds of
f W'i L "Jir35??$ Jt-rt.l'7-.-r. If you cannot p. t such
M&S'&'J - W$S$S&& a firuli7cr ro:n our dealer vou
JSSi.tA;. . ..K&iJj'S?. F-rdswith2pojndsof Muriate of
H&&$-SK.V - '"siSdW?- lMashtotheJ.undr.dfortachDcr
KSjMP!'' "S&r. c.nt.cl Potash Deed,d.
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German
Rtit iuhn
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""" PARKER'S
HAIR BALSAM
Clcacicf and tctutifics Oic hair.
Promote! a luxunst t prowlh.
Never Tails to Bcstoro Gray
Ilatr to Jte Youthful Color.
Cure (inlp dirmc i. hair ioilicg.
Oc.aud HJOat Drugaitta
.Sa'.SQOLDRBMC
for selltnR novea 6c boxes "AXcrlt"
Ulood TitbleU. 3J dan allowed to
ell Tablett. rntnrn rnoner and gflt (
ring. Aaartuier1t"AXedieinp(Jo.
Uoomll CtmilBQaUt Ohio
DEFIAHCE STARCH tZSS'X'lt
IllMI
(r5SEfe
ural Telephones
' Do you realize that rural telephones, more than
anything else, tend to increase the earning power
of every farm and farmer? Do you realize that
ALL of the material needed to build the very best
rural telephone line exactly the same as the Bell
Company puts up will cost you and your neigh
bors less than half a bale of cotton or twenty bushels
of wheat each?
) SOUTUEHN OFFICES GOIVllGJPs.rV NORTHepn and WESTERN OFFICES f$f SS5& & i
Manufacturers and Suppliers
of all Apparatus and Kquip
tnent iiied in the Construc
tion, Operation and Mainte.
nance of 'telephone Plants. "
impies, Itching .Humors,
roison, tczema, tsone trains,
II 11. II. (llotiinle Blood ll.vlm) Ih the only Illood rcmi'dy that hills the poison in
tin; blood nnd tlit'ti vurillt'Hlt hendlnn Hood of purr, lieu blood ill toe t to the xkln
MirftK'c, llu lies, .TointK nnd horcvof tin- disonso Ih loonted. In tills wny '" horos,
I lct'i's, I'implcH, i:niitlutiB nro lietilt'd mid onri'd. p.iins and aches of Itheinnatlsm
eeni-o, hucIuiikh Ktibnlde. n II. 11 coiniilt'tely rliniiireri tho ldy into elean, healthy
condition, itlvliiK the skill tho l'leli, red lute of perfect lieaitli II 11 II cures the
worn oldeaes. H'ry It. 81. til) iterluruo Initllo nt Druu Stores with Ureetion
furlMiint'cttre. .m.i.tii-i.i. ifinsi; ty w
rllln it
For
DISTEMPER
2(5 faff slnl
Sure cure and poiltlre
exiHMteo - i.uimii,Kiien
It. tilmn tiyourilnik-i;it.liowink'etlt (ursou. tree Kuoklet,
CREOLE" HAIR RESTORER. a price, si.oo, retail.
JB Af UjjLJB
Write for instructive pampUta ptrtaintnj to
ti ;iiiHuuti'H vuii mpgt 1 17.
Kali Works, 1224 Candler Dldg., Atlanta
- s.j k:s:ij St. CHIMCO-Henainock B!,
"HP rWil -7-g 1 tT An jiff flu I it,1 r'TmnJb tta
age Plants
l rii proof. Giimn nopkn air.
Pines 1 to nJI.il 5il;fi to 9 il,
SI ii, 10 I niiii o.r, 1 DO per
JI K O li JIivvet! S l' The
larn'at Trucl, and I"aut Farm
In the wiri.l.
N. II. DUTCH CO.
Medsietts, South Carolina
lfntnlclertitlth)
oroeies.uuii
Thompson's Eye Water
2270.
Rheumatism, Blood
llLOOIHJAl,! ',. Vtliiiltu,;n.
rink Eye, Epizootic
Shipping Fever
1 Cuturrhul Fever
prorentlre, no matter how bon-es at any acco are Infected or
Cabb
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Boston Philadelphia I I VftrW&k j I B
Chicago l'miLurg VA ffi.UUjiAJig 11
Denver Saint Paul Y&.,. ,y I
LosAn;e!e Salt Lake City MM-2W I
New Y01W San Fram.:sco SHllD2?' 1
Omaha Seattle B
txilMiuuuscenus from the body. Cure llteiuper In Hoi: and Micop and Cholera In
I'oultry. iJiiyi'steelllnullte.lockreiiHxl) I'urra Ia 1. rli'fo auiuut; human twlni-a
and lau flno Kldnev retnedr. friamt f 1 m bottle SAaml SlUKilnten. ihit thl.,iut W..,
on ine tongue act ou tne inoiHi ana liiauai. exiti ttio
lt.O,itiiMr iViiki.M
ami Cures." teclalat;cutsanted.
SPOHN MEDICAL CO.. rf0hc6,SriS!SB.2,d0 GOSHEN, IND U. S. A.
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