The Hayti herald., February 25, 1909, Image 3

About The Hayti herald. (Hayti, Mo.) 1908-1922

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I
VDUND COUPLE MARRIED
BEFORE THEY KNOW IT
DIDN'T RECOGNIZE PROSAIC
CEREMONY OF STATE OF ILL.
NOIS AS REAL ARTICLE.
Fail field, III. Uildesmalds, wlitto
Veils, brido's-ioscs, wedding marches,
wedding guests, wedding (.upper, old
Bhoes, rice, and all thuso cnthclv
delectable ncccssorlea to a Jolninc of
lieaits and linnds Miss Lola Walters
of Noble township, Itichland county,
was deprived of when she mnrrled
Peter Schultz, and nil because n Jus
tice of the peace did not know that
tlie wedding was set for the followiiin
day.
Mr. Schultz gained the consent of
Miss Walters after a dcspeiate court
ship seveial weeks ago. Their en
gagement was announced. The young
Yelled the Bridegroom.
people were prominent and all of Rich-
Jand county was agog with interest in
the coming nuptials. The ceremony
was set for a ccitain day recently.
The day previous, however, Schultz
and his bride-to-be came to Fairfield,
the county seat, to secure the coeted
mairiage license. Neither bride-elect
Jior embijo bridegroom had been mar
ried before, and both had rather hazy
ideas of the natuie of the preliminary
bteps.
, The license was duly secured. The
jprobate cleik, a tiuly obliging oung
man, aslsotl if the couple would like tc
be joined thoii and there. Schultz
took it that this question was one of
( the number of formal inquiries al
ready asked by the ofllcial, and for
the fourteenth time he said "I do."
1 Justice of the Peace McNeill's serv
ices were secured.
The couple stood before him. The
few woids which the piosiac laws oi
Illinois loquire to join a couple in
wedlock were spoken. No piayei
book was displajed. The couple did
not even join hands. Amen wab miss
ing from the vocabulaiy of the magis
trate. So how did Schultz and Miss
Walters know they weie being
wedded?
Rut in conclusion of the biief cere
mony they awoke, when the justice
solemnly declnied: "I now pionouncc
you man and wife. Five doliais,
please."
"Hey, stop," jelled the bridegroom.
"We don't want to get mauled light
now. We are going to got mariicd to
morrow night, and thcie's going to be
a supper and big doings. The whole
county is invited."
The bi idc could only express her
disappointment in tears.
"Can't help it," remonstrated the
magistrate. "Thought you wanted the
knot tied. Five dolhus, please."
And though the pretty chinch cere
mony was missing, Itichland county
was not disappointed. The wedding
Hupper went.
Log Boom Filled with Rats.
South Bend, Wash. During a re
markble high tide, C. Iloggfrom, boom
tender for the South Hend Mill nnd
'. Timber Company, went to see about
i a boom and found tho logs literally
e warming with lats. So thick were
they that he had to kick some of them
off to gain standing loom, he says.
Theie appealed to bo scaicelyioon
on the logs for tho swarming rats nnd
some were fighting fleicely for a place.
The boom is a half mile long nnd near
ly full of logs.
Tho animals woio what are
known as "tide land mice," although
much linger than the ordlnnry mice.
The water front of all tldo land is
a little higher than next the upland
The tide ltins up tho sloughs nnd
floods the tide meadows next the up
land, first and then gradually Hoods
Ihe whole. In this manner tho lioides
of rats weio diiven to tho logs for
reruge, and piobably millions of them
were di owned.
Progress.
', "How are you getting along at youi
Jirownlng club?"
j "Oh, beautifully. Wo talk about
Urownlng eveiy now and then,"
U If
f "Hey, Stop!"
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tlflc Information concerning the moon's
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lustrated articles on how .to read char
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birth month. It also tells all about
card leading, birth stones and their
meaning, and gives the Interpretation
of dreams. It teaches beauty culture,
manicuring, gives weights and meas
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only gives valuable Information, but
will afford much amusement for every
member of the family, especially for
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Farmers and people In the rural dis
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It will be sent to anyone absolutely
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PHIA. Invention of Porcelain.
At a display of porcelain in China
an exhibitor said that Chinese litera
ture ascilbes tho Invention of porce
lain to a peilod some 25 centures be
fore Christ. Foielgn experts are by
no means certain that the art existed
before the seventh century of this era
Allen's I oot-Knnc.n I'owiler
Fnrnrtillrn.fim-itloiMi-it. (lltoilnntint relief. Tho
original powder for tho fctt. lie ul all Urugttltis,
Call a spade a spade, and you may
get it in the neck.
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Personal knowledge
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The Well Informed of the World.
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highest excellence in any field of human effort.
A Knowledge of Forms, Knowledge of Functions and Knowl
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ethical product which has met with the approval of the most eminent physicians and
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world, who know ol their own
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This valuable remedy has been long and favorably known
under the name of Syrup of Figs and has attained to world
wide acceptance as the most excellent family laxative. As its pure
laxative principles, obtained from
and the Well Informed ot the world to be the best we have
adopted the more elaborate name of Syrup of Figs and
Elixir of benna as more fully descriptive of the remedy,
but doubtless it will always be called for by the shorter
name of Syrup of Figs and to get its beneficial
j&i
ADODCSSES
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The Night of the Game.
First Sniflicatcd Peison Doesh
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Landlady (co'ldlj ) No, all my stu
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ago. Wisconsin Sphinx.
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Whether from Colas, Hi at, Stomnch or
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Why doesn't Gomo enterprising at
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A Couch. If neulpctod.
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In Tim In h ' ltKi
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you call temperament in yourself.
Mrn. AVInelow'd Soothing Pjrnp.
For children toetlilnar, sot term the iruror, redu:ea to
BamrniiUun, Bllajra pain, euro w led culiu. 23i a liolUo.
A woman probably feels blue when
he 1b green with envy.
MfflfllPTn H 5ii?1ffr?MiTfiHalilfiW
Sounded Funny.
"The young man is smitten with you,
Jeanottc. Ho says you radiate happi
nesB." "Gracious!"
"And he also said you radlato
beauty."
"My!"
"And wisdom."
"Dear me, how funny."
"What's funny, dear?"
"Why, ho must think I am a radia
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Try Murine In Your Eyes. At Druggists.
O Happy Beastl
Johnny The camel can go eight
days without water.
Freddy So could I If ma would let
me. Harper's Bazar.
Stiff neck! Do;n't amount to much,
but mighty dit-.nrccnhle. You'xe no idea
how quickly a little Ilamlins Wir.inl Oil
will lubricate the cords and make jou
comfortable again.
If a woman had any other excuse
than "because" for falling In love
with a man she probably wouldn't do
It.
ONIYV M:"I1II0M0 ODINIX!:-'
That lR I.AXATIVI: I1UOMO OfJlNINi:. Ixw.lt for
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Some men have no excuse for being
sober when the lid 1b off.
"Ihe"jlue
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effects, always note, when purchasing, the full
name of the Company California Fig Syrup
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whether you call for Syrup of Figs
-or by the full name byrup of
Figs and Elixir of Senna.
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IMLICS OUitHll JN 0 TO 14 DAYS.
PAZO OINTMBNT is cuarantoiHl to euro any caso
of Itrhlni?. llllnd. Ulcidlng nr i'rmrudtng l'lles In
t lo 1 days or uionojr ref undid. fcOo.
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trial.
ARDUI
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