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n - THE WORLD AT LARGE Items From Home and Abroad, Gathered From Many Sources If there aro anj Democrats In this part of tho countrv thinking of trying for ii jolt us census enumerators, or anj otluM' jol) in tho census depart ment thej just us well give up the ideu. Road the follow Inif letter from Con gressman I 'row, Mihlishu(l lust week bj the Charleston Enterprise: Cariithorsville, Mo., Oct. 4, WO!). Dear Friend:- I received jour favor ol the .led Inst, und note all ,ou saj uhoit being appointed census enumera tor of jour township. It i- mj understanding that onlj Ile puhlicans will he appointed enumera tors. If it should turn out that u few Democrats will he appointed 1 shall he glad to recommend jou for eiiumer tor. Very truly jours, Chas. A. Crow. P. S. 1 wrote the aliove with the understanding thut jou are a Demo crat hut if I have heen misinformed it will lie an easj matter to get Ulu ill1 pointment for joi. Please let me hear from jou in re gard to the matter. Respectfully, C. A. Crow. Prof. Hubbard anil Miss McKay of Steele scent to be socking a great deal of publicity. The Caruthersvlllo papers and Memphis Commercial ap peal contulng additional matter hist ! week. Wo aro closing out our Columbia, Victor and Zonophono 10 Inch records at -15 cents each. Wo have 1.000 re cords in Btock. Also a good discount New Madrid Record The editor of the Record testtles as an expert that St. Peter will pass the men through llir. imih1 (rntnu U'hn iivm u Ml'lfml uitli a gasoline engine while here on earth, j cLSiZul' U' Go0d,'lcl,, -...x-,, .... . ..w. , i"" . ' When one remembers that in an or dinarj column there sue 10,' 0) pieces of tj 1)0, that there aro seven w rong positions each letter maj be put in and therefore 70,000 chance-. In a column to make errors besides mil lions of chance transpositions, he will not be too critical. In tho sentence, "To 1)0 or not to bo," bj transposition alone it is possible to make (i, 250, 800 errors. Do jou see what besets the printer? Kx. Portageville Critic: Dr. .1. K. Corlis and Louie H. DeLisle, of this citj. were hunting on Cushion Lake jester daj, when Mr. DeLisIe's gun was tie eidentallj discharged, the load of shot entering the Doctor's head, killing , ullsinK- him instantlj. Theie was never a ....i.in. i.. i ........ ti.i. w,. n.,.nl Lnder the term-, ol tlie new game tl'iU siiMMdimt Imsensl. for there never k-w, which went into ell out ivjentlj, In tho cities girls are begining to to lake the place ol bojs in ollicos, and tho reason for these changes is one that bojs would do well to consider. The old fashioned olltco boy who swears, smokes c gatcttesand is imperii nent. ivads dime novels, or loafs when sent on errands, is fast petering out, and in course of time tho olllee girl will have taken his place. No one wants an impertinent, dirtj mouth, wagging cigarette-., slobbering, boy about an olllee, or as a clerk, hook keeper or stenographer. Girls do not aequitc these habits, bonce the K. Chickens Wanted. Highest rash prieo paid for chickens nt C. M. Shell's Restaurant. -11 Land For Sale. 80 acres cut over land. The very best there is in tho county, spice wood and cane riilgo land; not a drop of rnin water on it. This is tho best 80 aero tract in tho county for a man that wants to open up a small farm. Deal direct with owner and Bavo mid dlemons' prollt. P. D. MorriB. Hayti, Mo. Now is a good tune to have tho Her ald sent to your friends and relatives. They will enjoy it moro than a letter, becaiiBO It tolls all the news. THIS BANK Solicits your business and appreciates it. If you need to borrow money, come to us and let us fix you out with it. Our aim has always been to extend every favor to our customers that can be granted them with in the bounds of safety. If you have any money to deposit this 1 3i the place to put it. Our policy first of all, is to con duct a business at all times that is perfectly NOTICE OF FINAL SETTLEMENT Notice is hereby given to all credi tors and others interested in tho estate of Walter Sponcor, deceased, that I, E. L. Spencer, administrator of said estate, intend to make final settlement thereof at the next term of the Probate Court of Pemiscot county, State of Missouri, to be held at Caruthersvillo, Mo., on tho 8th day of Nov. 1900. E. L. Spencer, Administrator. Dated at Hsyti, Mo., Oct. 7, 190U. SAFE We stand on our merits, and as a strong, growing institution, offer our services and facilities. Of the up-to-date, good things in banking, we offer you the besl. term- ol the lent into cllei it is a crime to use anj kind ol novel lived n nm with n truer heart than It Is a crime to Use ailj KllHl ol a net, Dr. Corlis. If ho had an enemv, we ' trap or anj dev.ee except hook, line never heard of it, and the nights wet e , "' tfK to l,' "" '" ll ,,f tllu never too dark nor too cold for him sti earns. The line ih siillicentlj heavj to to wait on tho poor. Peace to tho soul ' it interesting. The popular idea of this generous friend and alwajs f violating the law-, p,n taming to menial companion. This is a terrible game am nsi. sm,um ' .nu,mK blow to Louie Ueljisio a ounjr man of lender disposition, who, if ho could recall the life of his friend, would jnvo even his own. Maiden News: The trial of W. J. Iluggins for shooting Kain Hlanton on last Kebuarj. resulted in his ac quittal, which gives almost universal satisfaction in this commiimlj. The case was put on trial last Tuos daj before a jury of six good men, who, alter hearing theov idence, quick ly uucuited Mr. Iluggins, who pioved a good character, and a law abiding citien. V. R. Satterlield, the defend ant's attornej, made a masterlj plea in behall ol his cliant. bj all good citions. No one can af foid to keep muni when he knows of a violation. The man w ho observes the law should make it his dutv to see that others do. Land For Sale. 50 acres near Terry, -10 in cultiva tion, 6 in alfalfa, 3 miles from Hay ti, 1 , miles from tJoncord brick school house, price i'JOOO. 70 acres near Dry Bayou, all in cul tivation, s)35uo. 'M acres near Concord, all in culti vation, S1620. 00 acres near Crow, all in cultiva tion, 511000, part cash. Lot and four room dwelling, with barn and fences, opposite public school building, ."jOOO, part time. For further particulars, see Adams Loan & Realty Co., Hayti. CAPITAL STOCK $20,000 SURPLUS AND UNDIVIDED PROFITS $1,500 The new store in the Franklin block, will bo open for business Saturdtij. We have a lirstclass line of goods, consisting of Readv-to-Woar Cloth ing, Shoes, flats and Furnishings for Ladies and Gentlemen. We respcel tullj invite jou to come to see us and get acquainted, assuring jou that we came here to treat the people right. UNTERBERGER BROS. ULLSraERY LADIES: Go to Hose Biyunt f Hayti lor your hats. Theie you will find htyles and juices that can't he boat. Of the live yeais I have been in business, none has been so pimu ising as the picbcnt season. 1000. Come and see. and you will he pleavd. South Side Pub. Square. Kansas Citj Star: A paper out in Northwestern Kansas, tells of u pious old farmer who has the habit of ga- ( ing at the l afters in his dining room when sa j mg grace. One day while so engaged ho forgot himself, and his ' grace sounded something like this: ''We thank Thee tor this food and bj Heck! there's that darned gimlet I've J been looking for for the last six months. I'll have .lim yet up and get it. Thou hast been gracious to us. O Lord, and again wo thank Thee. Amen." SHOE SHOP All kinds of boot, shoe and har ness repairing done in good style and guaranteed. LADIES' AND GENTS' CLOTHING CLEANED and pressed in up-to-date style. Try me. South Side Public Square, Hayti, Missouri. iBsaazat Jt. JW JV. . J. JW tPU-JI ji. .gw .W. J. ,.. A. J. J. Jt. JV W AA J. A. J. DORRIS, Prej. J. S. WAHL, Vice-Pres. C. J. PROVING, Cashier and Secretary. CITIZENS BANK OF HAYTI. Capital $10,000 Loans to Farmers, Merchants and Lumbermen. Rates Reasonable. Good Notes Bought. Deposits Solicited. Fair and Courteous Treatment. A. J. Dorris. DIRECTORS: D. C. Stubbs. C. J. Provine. J. S. Wahl. G. W. Dorris. When jou tear a man sneering at tho local papers j ou can salelv bet he don't sp"tid his time making them bet ter. Thev who don't see a benelit arising to a town ti omits newspapers, haven't as much s.'iisc as si cove ojster, and an- of about -is much value to a town as a ten jear-old delinquent. ftt 1 CHEAP TRBPS VIA. TO THE THE WORLDS GREATEST SEWING MACHINE .LIGHT RUNNING II f liaiVllHiSBHBaBaaHBHiriv I I I jwwWTErs-ratPlEP yr - " ?'-. ' Twice-a-Week Democrat: Charles Stanlill ol Majti and Miss Ola Glover ..i .1.. ..: ,...:...! i.wi il nils l ll( Hrir ljuii-ll,, Ulilll ii-n jc-tetdaj evening, Rev. A. '.'... IJalct ridge olliciating, )erloriuiug the ceie nionj at the parsonage. The joung icople hae manj friends who wish them a happj and prospotous lite. The Poi tagcville Critic is a wel come visitor to our exchange table. Col. Walker is to be congratulated in getting his now- outfit in so soon, and ill mnlfimr s.1l(ll !l inwii t:i't niitl in. ' hope he will live to reap and enjoy tho fruits of his labor. SOUTHWEST The Best Route, Through the Best Country. I Clurkton Courier: The work of "drilling" in the first oil well in Southeast Missouri began Monday. There has been an unfortunate and expensive dolaj in getting the casing, und onlj tho 10 in. drive casing had then arrived. ' 'afc. Ifynn want cithern VllimtlnuHliuttlc, notary bhuttleornHliiKloTlinwl Vhutn MiUhl Hewing iliielilno wrilg to THE HEW HOME 8EWIHQ MACHINE COMPANY Oronoc, Mass. Many hwIpb machine are made to tell recardlcM ol quality, but the i'H Homo Is made tu wear. Our Kiiaranty never runt out. Ho lit y untliorizi'tl dvitlerM ouly. I OK EALU BV Chab. Goodrich, Caruthoravllle, Mo . Portageville Critic: Tho Ilaj ward postolllce has heen discontinued. Most of the former patrons ol that ollico will got mail hero. r r XVfes. n t $V Tlie ladies of tho Raptist chui-ch will give a phantom party box sup per Saturduy night, Cot. .'JO. Kvery body cordially invited. liring pil low slip and shoot. When you see a cross mark on your paper, made with a pencil, it tells you that your subscription is out and we ask you to renew at once Not hear ing trom you promptly, wo will Btop tho paper. The Road of Courtesy. See that your ticket reads j via. the Frisco. For full details and for rates anywhere out west, call on J. G. SARIUS Agent Frisco Lines HAYTI, - - - MO. HALF-WAY HOUSE FRED MORGAN'S OON m ii . 60 YEARS' EXPERIENCE IsSjUIB Trade Marks DESIGNS COPVRiaHTO &C. Anyone tending a sketch and detcrlntlnn roar quickly ascertain our opinion frco irliether an Invention Is probably jmtontnnte. Coiuinunlca. tlous strictly conOdentlal. HANDBOOK onl'nteuts tent free. Oldest auency for securlnfr patents. 1'ateuts taken tlirouuli Muun A Co. recetre uo Scientific Jitttericatn A handsomely Illustrated weekly. Lamest cir culation of any sclentldo Journal. Terms, f 3 a year; four months, (L Hold by nil newsdealer. MUNN & Co.8""" New York Urancb Offloe, 635 V BU Washington, V. V. Oaruthersville, Mo. JUG AND MAIL ORDER Trade receives our most prompt and careful attention. This class of trade is a specialty with us, and you can trust us to fill your orders. When you want whiskey for medicinal purposes when your doctor prescribes it for you or for your wife and babies, you certainly want the best and purest to be had, and want your orders filled right. That's exactly what we will do. Orders filled same day received. frioe: list For your guidance in sen.ling us your orders, wo give he low a list of goods und prices. You can send your order for tiny of these goods und rest assured that you will got jtiBt what you pay for, no matter who you are or where you live. G. H. Shaipo, 11 per gal., per quart J .75 Montreal Malt. Tlie Doctois prescribe this for weak wo men anil medicinal purposes, SI per gal., per quart. 1.00 Cedar Brook, bottled in bond. $5 per gal., per quart l.'JS Cedar Brook, in barrel, l per gal., per quart 1.00 Yellow .Stone, case goods, 5 pur gal., per quart 1.U5 Yellow Stone, in banol, $4 per gal., Per quart 1,00 King of Kentucky, 0 j-ears old, il per gal., per quart 1.00 Old Log Uahin, $4 per gul., pur quart 1,00 Old Atherton, S4 pur gal., per quint 1.00 J. B. T., bottled in bond, i& pur gal., per quart 1.25 (iainusOld Crow, bottled in bond, per quurt 1.75 O. T. C. (Billio Loo) bottled in bond, per quart 1 50 Guekonheimer Hyo, bottled in bond, par quart 1.50 Anderson County, full quarts, botllud in bond i,t5 Stun Olay, 14 per gal., per quart l.po I year old yellow corn. per gal., per quart 75 2 year old corn, &J per gal., quart 50 Hherfeldt Bed, fri per gal., quart 50 Call on me when in Caruthersville. Don't forget the name and the place. You will be treated right. (