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THE HERALD, HAYTI, MO.
A liquid smoke made by distilling wood, for smoking
all kinds of meat by simply applying to meat with a
brush. One bottle will smoke a barrel of meat,
cheaper, better and quicker than the old way.
Price $1.25 per Bottle
Peoples Drug Store
CALOMEL MAY TURN
ON YOU NEXT TIME
Next Dose You Take May Salivate
and Start World of Trouble.
WATER WORKS ARE
Calomel is mercury; quicksilver.
It crashes into sour bile like dyna
mite, cramping and sickening you.
Calomel attacks the hones and should
never be put into your system.
If you feel bilious, headachy, con
stiputed and all knocked out, just go
to your druggist and get a bottle of
Dodson's Liver Tone for a few cents
which is a harmless vegetable sub
stitute for dangerous calomel. Take
a spoonful and if it doesn't start your
liver and straighten you up bettor
and quicker than nasty calomel and
without making you sick, you just go
back and get your money.
Don't take calomel! It makes
you sick the next day; it loses you a
day's work. Dodson's Liver Tone
straightens you right up and you
feel great. No salts necessary.
Give it to the children because it is
perfectly harmless and can not sali
vate. Adv. C4
BAPTIST CHURCH NOTES
Sunday school 10 a. m.
Preaching at 11 a. in., and 7 p. in.
Prayer meeting Wednesday 7 p.m.
Our churches are a valuable asset
to our community and we should do
all that we can to suport them by our
attendance, our presence and inter
est. We can all arange to attend at
least one service on Sunday and
should make an effort to do so. All
are cordially invited to attend.
There will be considerable joy
spread in Ilayti about next Monday
when the newly installed water
works will be completed. The con
tractor informs us, that the watoi
will perhaps be turned on at tin
time and the system tested before 11k
work is accepted by the city. Thi
is an improvement, that we huv
long looked forward to, and every
one, who has had the good fortunr
to have their house connection
made will surely appreciate the miinj
advantages of simply turning a fan
cet or two instead of the old fash
ioned method of trying to persuade
the family pump to do its duty, es
pecially when "said pump" is not in
the notion, and instead of producing
the desired commodity, simply doe.
a little wheezing, and then one m,ls'
use sterner methods and coax the
thing to do its utmost. Possibly it
meant a trip for some distance from
the house, and the weather must
be taken into consideration, or the
family pump might not be in the no
tion, and necessitates a trip to the
Thib is only one advantage, but
one of the most important advantage
will be the protection we will enjoy,
in that we can sleep content, with
the knowledge, that the lire bug will
not have us at his mercy, and we
have a weapon with which to light
C'VILLE TO VOTE BOND
The citizens of Caruthersville wore
informed this week, that their bond
election recently carried was inval
id, duo to the fact, that the notice of
the election, no mention was made
of the maximum interest rate to be
laid. There is a new law recently
assed by the legislature making
his clause of the specification of the
ite of interest to be included in the
notice. They have been advised by
Attorney Chas. Rutherford of St.
Louis, a prominent attorney versed
mi this class of legal phrases, that
the matter might be carried to the
higher courts, and the election al
lowed, but as this is a long and slow
process, the most economical method
would be the holding of another
election, re-advertising. This is a
a hardship on Caruthersville citi
zens, as they surely do need the pro
tection of improved warks, and this
will necessarily put off the consuma
tion of this improvement some little
lllim5-U, fc cm I fti '""Bj
Try to save a little
From the cost of llvln';
Christmas time Is coming,
With Its cost of glvln.
Christmas In Peru,
A midnight mass is generally hold
the night before Christmas In Peru.
Christmas day is generally celebrated
by a huge spectacular bull fight, and
after this has taken place, a religious
procession follows, at tho head of
which usually is held a statue of the
Virgin. When this ceremony Is over
people are free to enjoy themselves as
they choose for tho rest of the day.
The First Christmas Card.
The exchnnge of greeting cards,
though now such a recognized part of
Chrlstmastldo ceremonial, is a custom
of quite recent origin. The honor of
Its Invention is claimed for three men,
all famous In other connections, Rev.
Edward Bradley (better known as
Cuthbert Bede, author of "Verdant
Green") ; J. C. Horsley, R. A and the
late W. C. T. Dobson,x R. A. Cuthbert
Bede had a card printed from his own
design for circulation In 1845, and two
years later his printers, n Newcastle
firm, put n number of cards on the
market. About the same time, In 1840,
J. C. Horsley designed a card for Sir
Harry Cobe of Summerly's Printing
house, Old Bond street. The subject
was a typical scene of feasting and
Jollity. One thousand copies were
printed and one of the few survivors
sold a few years since for C0. Ac
cording to some authorities Mr. Dob
son was really tho first In the field.
ELITE CLUB NOTES
For Sale Two good horses,
cash or good note. See D. A. Hedge
Get Molcture From Ice.
In the Tanana valley, Alaska,
though the rainfall Is very light, crops
draw ample moisture from the melt
ing of subterranean Ice for the ilrst
few years after the land Is first culti
vated. Eventually the lie recedes to
such a depth that it no longer supplies
the plants with water.
$500 In Prizes! j
Juanita Flour i
Sack Contest i
Tho members of the Elite Club
were royally entertained at the home
of Airs. W. E. Robertson last Friday
evening by Miss Thelma Robertson
and Hattie Gaither.
The pastime of the evening being
500. Mrs. R. N. Brasher was suc
cessful in winning the first prize, a
white ivory slopper spoon and Mi.-,
Sadie Mitchell the second prize, a
white ivory pin tray, Mrs. Fred Lar
son third prize, a .white ivory nap
kin holder. Miss Blanche Green
well won the guest prize, a blue rib
bon pin holder. Those present were:
Mesdames Ward Dorris, Henry By
itrs, F. E. Toaster, W. R. Limbaugh.
Guy Barbce, Jas. Walker and R. N.
Brasher. Misses Sadie Mitchell,
Sallie Brown, Carmel I'ophani, Mary
Blanche Greenwell; Mesdames Fred
Larson and Ethel Oates.
Delightful refreshments were ser
ved consisting of two kinds or sand
wiches, apple salad, banana pie with
whipped cream, and coffee. All
voted the Misses Thelma Robertson
and Hattie Gaither delightful hostesses.
Frequently muffins, gems, cornbread,
branbread etc., are a part of the eve
ning dinner and seldom are all eaten
during the evening meal, some being
left over. The question comes to the
conscientious housewife, "How can 1
serve them again in their original
freshness?" It can easily be done.
Grease a piece of brown paper, using
plenty of grease. Wrap in it the muf
fins, bread, elc. Place in hot oven for
ten or flftepii minutes, unwrap, serve,
and, if you did not know, you would
think they were just baked.
He Knew Where, All RiQht.
"Tou say your father was wounded
In the war?"
"i'es, sir; very had."
"Was lie shot in the ranks?"
"Nosslr; in tho stummick."
WHAT CAN YOU MAKE
FROM A JUANITA SACK?
s Juanita Flour Is packed in the finest sacks of clean, new cotton
cloth. Hundreds of people are using it right along to make
pretty and practical garments for actual wear, such as aprons,
caps, waists, children's dresses, etc.
Just to find out what u wide uso Juanita sacks have in this
way, the makers of Juanita Flour arc offering $500 In cash priz
es for tho best examples of garmonts mudo from Juanita sacks
To enter this contest and have the opportunity for ;i big cash
prize, all you have to do is to ask for a Juanita contest blank.
This blank gives you all tho details about tho contest and tho
prizes, and how they will bo awarded.
Why not get in this contest and see what practical things you
can make from a Juanita Flour sack? If you want an empty
sack free, wo cun get one for you.
DISTRIBUTORS IN HAYTI ARE
THE WOLF STORE
J. L. DORRIS
D. A. HEDGE
WHITE STAR MARKET
SPOT CASH GROCERY
THE PEARL MARKET
GAITHER & STUBBS
An old crow sat on u cornfield
fence, and shouted lis raucus cry;
His remarks were stupid, and void
of sense, even as you or I.
But there ho sat, as black ag your
hat, and tooted his harsh bazoo;
That old fool bird' jes' m to be
heard, even as you and I.
For ! I know, that blamed old
crow, as ho squawked in his feind
ifah glee, was teasin' his folks with
his harmless jokes, even as you and
So, here's to the bird that's bound
to bo heard, no matter how crude
hig Roni; let others inspect, approve
or reject, it's a matter that's up to
them. UNCLE JOHN.
RHODE ISLAND RED ROOSTERS
Given away. Thorough, breds.
None bettor at any price. Tho kind
you would pay dealers $5 to $10 for.
Luot spring hatched. Cost mo $2
to raise. Pay mo for their feed. I
will give you tho roosters. C. S.
YORK, Hayti, Mo.
Sherlock Holmes in Love.
"And when I kissed her I smelted
"You object to it woman who
"o, hut she doesn't smoke."
America Succors Russians
Food, clothing and medical relief
costing ?700,000 lir.s been provided by
the American Red Cross for tho thou
sands of Itusslnn refugees stranded
last year In Constantinople and vicinity.
WE CARRY A FRESH AND COMPLETE LINE OF
GROCERIES AND UP-TO-DATE DRY GOODS.
YOU CAN GET ALMOST ANYTHING YOU WANT
AT ANY TIME YOU WANT IT, HERE.
WE KEEP GOODS OF THE BEST QUALITY, AND
OUR PRICES ARE ALWAYS AS LOW AS GOODS OF
THE SAME QUALITY CAN BE SOLD.
WE WILL DELIVER GROCERIES AND DRY GOODS
TO YOUR HOME FREE OF CHARGE.
WE ARE COURTEOUS TO ALL OUR CUSTOMERS.
Birds and Cyclones.
One naturalist has expressed the
opinion that birds habitually make uso
.11 fitflili.-t 111 ll.ltt-llll 11UI1! I'llV (Kill I
of their range to another. lie points i
out that If a bird cannot find shelter,
It must he more comfortable on the
wins than on the ground during a
storm, because In tho Hercest gales
the air, as a mass. Is nt rest; that is,
the bird lb In n moving, supporting
medium, like a swimmer In a strongly
Witches In Wales.
Superstitions of the country foil
of Wale are discussed in tho quai
terly report of Dr. Arthur Hnghe
.medical health officer of the count
of Carmarthenshire. Despite the fad
that fortune telling and witchcraft
are prohibited under the English la
large numbers of the Welsh pensantj
bring their ailing children to tbM
witch doctors rather than to medical
Roof of Washington's Home.
The wood shingle roof on George
Washington's home at Mount Vernon
was repaired by him In 17.V and was
not again repaired until lfe0-i- a life of
V." years, says the American Forestry
Magazine of Washington. There have
been many Instances found where shin.
!e roofs have lasted satisfactorily for
00 years and even 100 years. It is not
at all unreasonable to attribute such u
lifetime to cedar when we consider
that the old sarcophagi In which some
of the Egyptian Uing.N were burled U,
000 years ago are still found In fairly
A brine tank In place of Ice, which
by menus of an electrical Instrument
keeps a mean temperature In the re
frigerator, Is growing In popularity in
suburban and country places where ice
Is difficult to obtain. Its advantages
are Unit it does uwuy with the Iceman,
It gives a dry temperature advanta
geous for the preservation of food,
and there Is no slime, dirt or drip as
with tho use of Ice. It Is arranged to
freeze a little ico for table uso when
that is desired. It Is not nu Inexpen
sive luxury, costing about $-100 to in
stall In any refrigerator.
A Comfortable Feeling
A good many things may happen that will give you a feel
ing of comfort and security, but nothing will do this more sure
ly than the knowledge that you have money in tho Bank.
- This is particularly true if your money is in our Bank where
you know it's safe. You know it is there subject to your needs.
That you can get it when you want it. That it is safe until
you need it. If you have no bank account, we invite you to
start one at this bank now, no matter how small. You will add
to it from time to time and it will soon be a source of comfort
and security to you.
BANK OF HAYTI
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Times for Gratitude.
Thero Is much grentness of mind In
tho owning of a good turn us In the
doing of It; und wo must no more
force a requital out of season than bo
wanting In It. Seueca.
When Art Failed.
This Is n true story of an adventure
of two lady artists In Sunny Spain.
They wero walking and arrived at a
llttlo country Inn, hot, dusty and
thirsty. They couldn't talk Spanish,
hut wanted some milk badly, so one
of them drew u most beautiful high
arty cow, while the other Jingled saino
coins. The Spaniards looked and a
boy was sent off post haste. In half
an hour the boy returned, hot and
triumphant with two tickets for a
bullfight. From the Loudon Town
Billings on Bravery.
True bravery lz very eazy tew de
tekt, for It iz az mutch a part and
parcel of a man's every day life az lilz
clothes Iz. Everything that a truly
bravo man duz Iz did from prlnclplo
not Impulse, and when no one sees
him ho iz Just az herolk az he would
be if he waz in the eyes of the multi
tude. "Josh Hillings" (Henry V.
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quick. One or
the pahi is gone."
you quickly and
afelj no unpleasant after
fTirtc tin ilntitTr-r nf form
Mig a drug habit.
Next time you pass a
i irug store stop m ana get
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m.K Or. Miles' Anti-Pain Pills
I'tain no habit forming
vJM our Druggist Has Them,
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Work Erected Any Plnce. Designs Cheerfully Furn
ished to Those Interested.