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For Coughs Take This
Do you know a remedy for coughs anil colds nearly seventy years old? There is one Ayer's Cherry Pectoral. Once in the family, it stays. It is not a doctor, does not take the place of a doctor. H is a doctor's aid. Made for the treatment of all throat and lung trouhles. Ask your own doctor his opinion of it. Follow his advice. No alcohol in this tough medicine. j.C.Aurri '.Lowell, Mass. Disraeli Long on Ancestors. At ii dinner party two or three nun not Into ti aomcwhiit tlreaome talk tboul 'lie antiquity or their fa mi 1 1- Disraei turned to a friend ami mid: "Think ot these fellows talking tboul tin' antiquity or their fuuitiies to me- io u:". whose ancestor wh the accept i .1 lovi i ul 'he qutun ol Slu-ha." COURTESY IN THE STREET CAR. Something of a Revers?! General Rule. of the 'HO lupitoie thui . - till r.-ciit agitation i rlthtt V" nHkeii tin. in,,,, Hh I hod of bin h, a I I WM tatting place In an "L hoinewaril rush. Hi lowed aini mw a slender, Bnndi gowned woman offer bar seal You c.ifinot recover promptli it mur bimcls an- COOfthjMtad. Ayer I Pi in Jie Kent I lax ative: act directly on the liver. Sold lor nearly Italy years. Ask your doctor all about them. IS PERFECT FENCING MATERIAL. 'THE FIRST TIME ON RECORD. i effect of women in. Hi ,n iticc .in that ear in the otnpaulea m.dy tO I was II ipecies of Cacti Form Hedyes Prac tically Impenetrable. The badges which we ordlnarll) see bordering oountr) estates are planted tor their ornamental ami beautifying ff' i't. and not as a substitute for fenc int! material, bat In tbe estn me toutb western par! or tin United ftatei there an main hedsres arhlcfa serve er purposi Variotu Mich as ihe piickl) i aacbnten 10 Inclose iiioi- arid regions, are in in ill alii mi Belated Reformation in the Case of Sam Doolittle. One of tbe easiest-going, mont shift Ipk.s Individuals that ever dotted through life, too iu;: to trawl an) way except nh ibo current was Sam Doo little Sam was born tirad and never him art chronl , CAPITAL SToCK I Surplus anil BO.oon oo profit S0,000.(KJ young man who. in ins crusti standing In front of her and was car rying an armful or large, heavy hooks. The young i,m lookad rather em- barraaaod and bravely declined with B pleiinant little Htnlle, whlrb was all lie could aecompllah in lieu or rab Doss i geaorsl iinnklns and Rs rtiMnailiunl,waa. Intprpm un m linn iplt Inmireil sgslaal t.iirirlary o the Flilnlll v nil a I'tduialty 0o. Of NY lady com at, "let DM he kind I'. Me i iuiii thl pear, are used b) cattle ranges in and these hedaei penetrabla Wild effectually prevented rn the herds and Rocks, am fodder me) always i' burning off n. spines i . , youni shoots ot i he can Remains of bodges It i are to be Boon le a 'he old mlssloiiK in animal are thus ni Hit lender s onci iteel nla. where the Bcatlona to pi moms Instead of fei use What Is known tun When stakes of in tin- eartb tbe i and soi n present of thorns Ham III height tbe locations of nut hem L'allfor served as fortl be Huh aettle. ih tin an cac- this plani an set ladlli take mot. a formldabli barrier r'a We. mi- inspiration WAS HAPPV ONE. Good Idea That Reacued Student from a Senoua Dilemma behindhand was a Willi lii iii ami It I flnalli yet so linn nobody really ex pected am thine i be of htm. j In tbe ionise ,,r time Sam died The funeral arrangements bad hem mada ami i in announeomoni sent out, when, owing to otbet engagements of tbe 6i Delating clergyman, it was found no i sarj to change the lima to an hour ahead, aud as a conaequenco the body reached n watery considerably 1 earlier than the original schedule had i ronteiuplati d As lbs procoaslan entered the gate and balled, the old graedlggfr, aho I bad not been notified ol the change of ' lime, oroppt n ins spade n, and asked: "Is thin Ban Duollttla you've not there r 1 poii being aaaured 'hat It was, he una ms neaa dubiously ami eroaki nou, u mat la Sain iiooliule inusi have mined over a new leaf i of a sudden e known hint bnj n man. foi over fifty years. U' B', the firai trip be ever look that i baa him to e" staii.d abend of time: depositary ot County funds EOLMCTIONfl A SPECIALTY. - - DtancTona Peter '.iessmj;, W. F. Moss, w. k. Lang, w. at, J. B. Klein, at. P. Cayce. A. J. Zwart, I Iiirlan. Ing bin hat with bis heavily linum bered hands Well, then," aalil til posedly, resuming her s hold the books In m, lap That would ceri, mill you don't mind." consented the youth, rslinqulahtng his load: and when the hull reached her Station, leaving her seal to bint, he thanked her for bof thougbtfutnaaa with fully as much gratitude an a wotiuui would have expressed ror a similar roiirtesy from a man perhaps with more apprecia tion, the experience beiDg more rare. : 1 1 WELL HADE 0 WELL SET ; is our aim. Wo will Kindly j Si Inn ' 1 rsWsOjj 'c to you if you cannot ff njfl tonic to us. If in need of a monument drop a card to Farminton Marble Works, Tlrs. . 1.. Spaujjh, Proprietor. sin prise d A siiiile colleges with an btaton found Annan, one id the I hi himself taee t mil in Old Te ologlcal to face hail SOtlll sal wiib all be really ni 1 lone list of lb. nr Israel ami iheir crammed 'hem eacl bursting bond Hui he waa asked in a, 1,11 1 using ciiiin friend b.' lie, id. .1 thai eded in Unou was lha nan..'- ol the klaaa iatOS Si, he "id .ll lulu hla EMANATION FROM PRINTER'S INK Peculur Property Found to Affect a Photographic Plate. That prlnter'a Ink KVes off an emanaiimi that paaaea through opaqua bodies ami sffecta a iihotograpble puiie nas I., en discovered le mail ll.r- I'll, les, good, b unfortunni mm h ih, Mi 1 hi llt.-l lows l"ar be tin tin to crttlelae Woses. but, If yc 'he namns or ih ihelr dates, you "u below:" He was passed youth light, hi ' one act of Ifferent, could omember, ho. nn.ie as fol thi Ih. Thi b 1 1 :1.111.1th one as humid. - as I ue acts of tin reat 1 would . arc io know kitiKs or Israel mid will llnd them wilt- Investlas Dim la Kometlmes through i's celluloid printed characters on which I' Is rapped I- round lo prucoad from tl In the ink durlns 'h. drying process ii is , noi pi eels, h the name as the enuUM from radium and Dtbei railloae- ; substaneas, for, unlike ihem. it cum arable Inin a KranUlsr. 1 substance It was Hiln ef The lungs aie ih,. lite When ,-, mnn .an hreaib. instil) i rditian malady an kill bin I kaoa an old chap who waa given up three years ago by am "able" pbyalclana ami on.. ' able'' sargsou Taoli verdict waa lie can i last over three weeks '' He Ih Hon the cbangt insoluble feci produce.) on tba Kutn of . nvclope nana by tba printed dtaractera on the nnvelopM thai tirat attracted the In vestigator's attention. Tl mana Hons are re fleeted bj metal mirrors in the aanie nay as Unlit, and Ihey oxl disc metal surfaces aKalnst which they 1 strike fed i days. The euposure senaltlvs plat. ssary lo ef- mbl lo ten sun in the rlna lo have cash, d SMSB .1111 live I'l few dins wlib. in minutes without 'be soul A mm stomach, bowels, spleen ol hi. 'in Without air' The Drink air bj tb . you will never , the lank of ogy Dlink duply Of Have II pun every limit iibil ir I.. doc ul itul . three or th their ohaeh i wltaoul to ater, and a few The lunns are II live Wll bout i. liver, kidneys, be enn'l live ans the blood mi cubic feel and Don I wall lor to come along common ether lug Himself mil bill ail c Medicine "i the Sea The sen. according io certain adent lata. can fnrnlah not only Bourishment, hut medicine distinguished I'rcnch practitioner prescribes Uta drinkinK or aca water aa a cure ru dlabelcH. the water belnn aerated In order to re move ita ImpurlticH and. to some ex tent, Its nauseous flavor It baa aim' been administered with aucceaa In aacs of brooohitia and pleurlHi . Kx- parlmants carried out on oonsumptlvs patients show thai aubcutgnaoiM In- tactions of nea water are beneficial, at all events In the early hUikcr of tuber CUloals. lit. 'ad made with Hea water ih said I n tboae who have tried It 10 be muHt appotialng and nnurlahlng. Indian Baiketa Tell Storlss. The making Of Indian baskets Is the work of the women of the tribe. Un honored and UttSUng, unknown even to the dauKhtem of her datiRhturH, the In dian woman basket maker passes to her grave, leaving liehind her a chain of woven hooka, each a volume In It Hclf. The aboriginal basket maker puts into every piece or work nhe turns out aa much of the history of her race aa she knows and all of her own life, If she can express Ii In tbe set pictures or figures which have been handed down to her linen basketry began. The Holieinlan Prompt Delivery. Il is related on g:m.l antBOfMj of a well-known ihioi thai he once walked into tin- snnetom of magnaine sdi- lot and submtttod to him a poem. 1 w hich was prompt!) rajeotad The editor endenvorad to cheer up the j croatfallen bard. Try h;mcIsI articles, " In- sui.-xin.teil, "there's money in them " "I couldn't do special arllclea," cried the son oi Parnassus in dig ttnntly, for me. rornnnoe! And, by the way," be Immodiatelj added,; "that's a gond startwr ror a iaeiu. Hill lei ma see: "For me. Romance' For me the O.d.len Lie!" In a lew minutes the new poem w as all written mil on I be buck of the dlacarded one In a few minutes I ; mtire It was accepted "Thirteen" and a "Bit." A "thirteen" In money was n small I l coin In Circulation In Ireland la lin earis part of the nineteenth Century, I I equivalent In value to thlrte c. pence, j , and was known locally as a "thlr , teen ' A bit" In money menus any j small coin, us a four-pen y bit. a i hIx penny bit B pad totally It Is the i 1 name of n small West Indian coin, j J Worth about ten cento. In parts of the I'nlted Siales thore was formerly ' current a small coin (called In Mnjje states value called today and II Mexican shilling), nf the IS 1-3 cents, and this was bit " in the Canadian Want bit" Is aaid to be la cents, nts represents "two bita" Merely Local. Young Thomas, afflicted with 8 l green apple pnln In hla midst, ibus ex plained his condition to hla mother: j "Mother, I've got an awful bad pain right in the middle of my i hut the rest of ni" feels fine. ' eott's stomach, I.lppln- Oddity of Dreatna. "Nobody ever feels pain in a dream," suld a paycholuglst Ruga, terror, Joy, grlaf Iheae Haotiona Hlub us as poig nantly In drcum us in reality. But physical pain, no. I have Interrogated ; 2.000 peraons, and none of them ever ! suffered dream pains. Yet they havo dreamed of dreadful motor aeddonta, torturea, death. One young girl, In deed, dreamed time and ugsln of being eaten alive by cannibals; yet even In that horrible nightmare she felt no pain." About Marrisge. As in tin- unfortunate marriage the most minute und indifferent things are Objects of tbe sharpest resent ment, so in a happy one they are oc casions of the moat exquisite satisfac tion.-Sir Itlrhurd Steele. A Job. A New York man made an unsuc cessful Search for work, and when he returned home he found that tbe stork hsd left three babies at his house during his absence. Now he ' accuses the stork of putting up a job on him Detroit Free Press. W. N. FLEMING, NotarylPublic Real Estate Loans Insurance Your Business is Respectfully Solicited OFFICE IN REALTY BUILDING.) FarminKton. Mo., Phone 71. Merrill Pipkin, Lawyer, Abstracter. Real Estate, Loan and Insurance! Agent. FARMINGTON. MO. Comprehensive Recipe. I.. ,1, the ruinous si'fiai or Umdog ' w"s mi lil be-4 us an enter . in i in bis own house, I)ean lloln i e bun otss dui. after Leech bud ilven htm a delectable dinner at Ins fittings in oarboroagti, how he made inch Rood champagne cup. "The in iiiodlents," he replied, or wbleh this i i 'slilng bevoraga Is composed, and v' li b is bighh recommended b 'he lor officers going abroad und ill iither pereoni s opplng at bo ma, no champagne, Ice and aerated ws lei 'un. 111 conseqnenoa of sdvanclng yeiti slwnys ror gel the seltzer'' Nature Study. Nntnro stud is tsstohbsg the outh to see und lo know tbe thing nearest io band, to the end thai his lire may in Fuller und richer, writes Prof, i, n. Mallei id Cornell university. Nuiiiie sitidy Is not to be taught for the pur i n-.' ol WWWwg the youth u specialist oi a scientist Now mid I ben a pupil niii neslre 10 pursue a science foi tin n ol lb.- BCtonce, and he should be it raged iim svnry impii may o be Intereeled in plants uid insects und running thereb) his life will b ' ! I:i' crop of scleuiisia I le of Itself YOU 'WIIili AIilUAYS Hp THE LATEST LINE OF Piece Goods and Samples AT THE TAILORING ESTABlilSHlDENT OF II. TKAUERNIOHT, PARMINGTON. Mo. Prices Rijfht and Good Fit and Satisfaction Guaranteed R M. TALBERT. ATTORN EY-AT-LAW, KiHMiHGTnu, Missouri. Will Practice lo sll tin-courts nr the State, offtos in ii.'int Kulioiag, loom IS, DR.J. W. BRA HAM DENTIST, RESIDENT Farmlncou. wltli your Home and the Foreign news, Farm umi Stock matters, etc. Mo, A.I i kinds id dental nieratlnns witli tb atest and most approved appliances and mettioflti. All work Kuaranteed in utve sat flfut-tlnii. asF I mci- ut reslden ii n e DR. C. R. FLEMING, F'H YJSIOI A N. i-'irmlngton, : : Missouri. onset in Realty Hulldtag. nothing us Ohonp ns K I leiullng he taught and birds brooka. ct the stint;-, nil' lube ih KM K 'I'll, INK So. 7 7 IlKajl.KNCt TIIOSK No. 1 Mel Into enls i the (Mlice over SI I'lH INK No. 6 Francois County Hank lang:& bro. FARMINGTON, MO. Manufacturers of WaRone, Farm Implements, Lumber and BuildinR Material Also Undertakers ot Funerals. Find Happinea. in Children. Far) domestic la the life of the glans, and i lu children enter even sort of Interest of the pur They wonld not think or going ti restaurant or summer Burden without the children, and their own plsasuISS nr.- often but tin- reflected ones of their boys and girls The ratboi noes to the circus with bis little troupe of young folks about him and enjoys their Joys. Tile happiness of the poo pie Is centered ill their homes, and anything that will Interfere with the good r the child is not tolerated by the self -reapeot Ing ite'iana DR. E. L. MORTON. r.ETM-1-IOT FARMINGTON, MISSOURI UssSM ill' talm In llnller A l.aiiK Mldtgg, 'I'lionn No. AH. in ii mi umi avail yourself f f she opportunity I hOv Only l.Oo COURTS Mtift in I HoBdSJTI In Muy VfMlllXT. OOOVT1 Oomn sflrttMoiKlstl lnfrhrua ry , May igtUi ami KOfMttMT ridiltATI. f ' i M ' K T 'MslCOaU MOtltlsjaTt 'n .mn- liilllan . JinlRf , Aiitit ami Ml Aprl!. , -.! ii : Nuvi-mhtM C. A TETLEY DENTIST-- FARMiNGTOM. MISSOUK OSes in Krally Hldg., Suite No. o I'houc s, The Farm i The Twii I The Farm Vou may have Fnrmingtoii Times a-Week H. arm Progress .me venr. public OWEN A. SMITH, M. D.. EYK AND BAR. AT 1 AHMINGTON Iu-.d.y. Thursday and salurilar. (Ifllce lr. ItoliiiiM.ur. lluildluar. AT AT HI VR Monday, Ycdtic.da.v and Friday. , for ftraly et,.o Vou may have The Farmington Times The Jtu nil Route Daily st. Louia Republic one year or nly si Ml Chamberlain's COLIC. CHOLERA AND Diarrhoea Remedy Ii a reliable, pleuant and safe remedy for bowel cofnplatnb both in children and adults. Buy it now; it may tare Life. OUNTY OFFICERS. stnte hPimtor j, iikadi.ei i stoprtaantsfttlve h ii. untBwnu l'rcs. Judf OO. Uoyit. .Ifty , Ii. MftOottU U.'nuny JudK lt Mist. Tio?, K Ihhnkti ('iiinty Jinlifc M I Hut H'. Kin.kh JikIk Ol PtOtoOla G. 0. Natiiinh Olofk uirentt oooft r wmttm Ufftintur H. J. IIKNHl.KY Otark County (Jourt j a. law hkmk OollootOT II. tHdWAV Trcnuurer Wm4c. PiaoHM Iharlff Wm. London fWIWHIIIIIIg Attorney It. II. Hotkr Aifpssor Al . THOM4KN Count surveyor T. II. HOUUV ( timner J. II. Voi nt Public Atlniiiil.itrutor Wm. t or.r.H Mississippi ANB BdnneTerre Railway. THE SHORT UNE StTWKx gT.LJPUIB At O jEADpELDB SoirmEAfffrysBauRf. ELECTRIC CAR TIME TABLE l.esvfiii Fartuiuptoii lor Mat Hirer. S'KKK USTS. SUNIIAVS. 5:5s a. hi. SJi a. T-47 " 1 to Psaloral i 9:07 JACOB HELBER, OCALCR IN HARDWARE and FURNITURE r ARMINOTOK, KO- 9:07 11:10 " 11:10 " tttMp.m 12:32 p. at. 2:06 " KM 3-45 " 3U5 " .V40 " 4:37 " fto I'eileral ; 7:54 " 5:40 " 754 " Leaves Flat Kiver lor Ksroiingtoo. WF.KK liars. SDK1IAT9. 6:47 a m. 7:20 a. m. 8:25 " 10:08 " 10:08 " 11:51 " tt:5l " 1:10 p.m. 1:10 p. ui. 3:10 ,, 3:10 " 4:22 " 4:22 " 6:t6 " 6:16 " 0:58 " 8:$8 " Kctween Del.anaus and Karmiogton. UAtn KAIiMlM.TON. At 5:2 a. m; 11:51 a.m., coiitiectini; with Iron Mountain train Southhountf and 1:25 p. m., connecting with Iron Mountain train Northbound, Returning, leave Del.assus at 5:40 a. ni . , 12:24 and 1:54 p. m. Federal Mill. Cars leaving Farmin(toti at 7:23 a. m. anil 4:37 p. m. run to Federal Ifill only, and a car leaves Federal for FarminKton week days except Saturday st 5:10 p, m. On Saturdays car leaves Federal at 12:05 p. m. DR. B. R. DOWNING, IPHYSICIAN AND SURGEON FAaUUNSTOn, Mil. . mice in iii Lena Holler itafMUMf, iiitic pboneiM. aaManoePboaetsi. edwrd a. rozier. Attorney at law FAMnMrow, Miaaoun Vt7"n i. praetios in an the oanrtsof six? OUT I, ae-iifflre In icealtv nnlldlna Vou may have Tin- Fnrmlngton Times und Tile Parmer ami Btoekman, a Western farm paper and one of tbe boat pub lished, for a year. Par iil.v $1 ."o Vou may have Tin- Farmingtofl Tlmaa mill The (timmoiier 1 .11 r. nryan k papei j for a year. 11. 11 MAitHKHY. w. i.. amaucY. MARBURY&. hensley ttorneys-at-law. 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