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'i y i M i 5 GRANDMOTHER OR AY. C- TM&RT K. BOUTELLK. Faded nd fair in her old arm-chair, . . ' r unect fftlcUiig her thin white hair, . -J Silently knilAing sits Grandmother Gray; ' While I on ioy elbows beside her lean, And tell what wonderful things I mean To have, ami to do, if I can, some day; Too cum tallt no to Grandmother Gray She doesn't laugh, and send you away. I ee, as I look from the window scat, ji bouse there yonder, acrons the street, With a fine French roof and a freeeoed-hall, "The deep bay-windows are full of flowers; They're a clock of bronze that chimes the hours, -And a fountain I bear it tinkle and fall When the doors are opeirl I mean," 1 say; To live in a house like that, some day." 'Money will buy it," says Grandmotuer Gray, 'There' a low baroOchcJ all jrreen and gold , ; And a pair of horses as black as jet, Tve seen drive by and before I'm o.d A turn-out like that I hope to get How they prance and 6hine in their harness gay I What fun 'twould be, if they ray away 1" r , Money will buy them," says Grandmother x Gray. . , s ; v 'To-morrow, I know, a great ship sails Out of port, and across the sea; . ' Oh! to feel in my lace the ocean gales;- And the salt waves dancing under tnel , In the old, far lands of legend and lay 1 long to roam and I shall , some day "Money will do iti" sffs Grandmother 3rayT r ; i f . And when , Iike'me, you are old," says she, , And getting and going are tioao with', dear. What then, do you think, wrillhcone thing be You will wish and need, to cont3nt you here?" 'Oh, when in my chair I have to stay, liOve, you 6e' rid content mo,'.' I buy. That, money won't buy ,V 6as Graidmothor G,ray. . r :. 'J.. And, ture-'enough', if lucre's nothing worth . AH your care, when the yeare are past, But love in heaven, and love on earth, Why not begin where you'll end at last? Begin to lay no treasure, to-day, , Treasure that nothing can take away. Bless Uic Lord !" tays Grandmother Gray. Wide Atcale. : - A DEAD-LETTER ROMANCE. " BT WILLIAM E. CURTI3. It was very long ago as far -back as 1835, if the old clerks in the lyew York Post ofice remember correctly that she first began to come to the general delivery window a modest, plainly clad laoy, with a sweet, uober face, and a gentle manner. She was as regular as the moon, and like the moon came monthly, geuerally on the first Satur day of the month, and always found a letter awaiting' her, folded in the same sort of an envelope ; always addressed in the same cramped, angular hand to : MARIA II. RUSSELL, : Z I Z New Yokk Post-office. : It was always a "drop-letter," one of the many thousands that found their way through the little crevice in the wall daily, and no one ever knew who brought it; although, when the regularity of her visits began to attract attention, the un known correspondent was, carefully watched lor about the. first Friday of every month. But it was never known who brought that strange yellow en velope, did any one ever get a glimpse of its contents, although its outside was examined with curiosity a great many times. And the mysterious letter passed along like the thousands of daily messages of love and hate, of mortification and pleasure, of good cheer and evil bidding the duns and remittances and promises to pay. Years passed. The delivery clerks were changed one after another; some of them died; others were promoted; some went to other employment ; but as each left he told the story of the strange woman to his successor as a part of the instructions of the office, and the new clerks soon became famil iar with her visits aa the months went by. ' She was often questioned ; inquisitive glances were often cast into her face, and several times she was followed by curious fellows ; but no one ever dis covered wlience she came or whither she went. One day a new clerk who had con ! ceived a hoheme to discover her identi- ty told her he was not sure the letter ! belonged to her, a3 he knew other la dies iu the city of the same name, and asked her if there wanot pome one in 'the neighborhood whom she could call to identify her. 44 I am o, stranger in this part of the ,city, sir," was her quiet, dignified re- ; ply, "but! have been here a goo.l rnanv tunes ana never before was ask ied to prove my indentity. If it will be any satisfaction to you I will describe the appearance of the letter I expect but wait ; I am quite sure it will corre spoud with thi3 One" and she took from a little reticule she always carried the one she had received a month be fore. i A whole generation had passed away. Men and women had been born and juried, but still the queer letters came, tnd were called for by the queer woni- in. The clerks in the Post-office had :f leard of her from those who had pre f "eded them, and her mysterious ap- V Frances had gained a romance with Jj ; .ge and strange stones that had been aventcd bT the clerks long before were ! old of her as true. i I Her face was smooth and round and ' ' lacid when she first came, but it was I ! ettioe: wrinkled, and her hair was get- ' xxz erav. One time, only once for ! ' iveiiby years, as ueanjr as uuiuu ue ie- lembered, she failed to come, and one, ' M ' 1 - v.- , vo, three letters were 'waiting lor her -1 the pigeon-hole. The cleric did not J dvertise them nor send them to the ;('ead-letter Office with the rest, for he new if Maria Russell was living she ' ould come for them in time, and if ie was dead nothing could be gained i ' orgue where all unclaimed letters go. Tjit after lour months her laminar lace peared at the window again, and the rk was as glad to see her as if she d been an old friend. But it was not ;e face he used to see. Its calm smooth ies was fehrunken, its fullness was ?uted; there were deep-drawn lines ound the mouth and eyes, and the psh flush had turned to a wan pale rss. A friendly greeting was on the ligue of the clerk as he turned to meet fr, but when he saw howpaiesnewas, w w.ifltpd. and how the calm exrjres- a of her face had been erased and ?yered with the autograph of pain, he jpressed the cordial words that were nhing his lips open, and simply re frked : You have been sick?" Yes, I have been sick," she said, ) I gathering her letters in her hand I if left the window, and, like a snow-, 77-- r : r flake in the sea, melted away into the surging wave of humanity that was roaring in the street outside. , After this she came fregularly again, buttha paleness never left her face, and the wrinkleu lengthened and deep ened instead of growing less. y t ; n The clerks i began to talk of ' her changed ; appearance, ; and : concluded that she was sufi eriagfrom some cause, they could, not decide ! just what; al though there . wre-, plenty of reasons suggested, and it was jconcluded at'an informal meeting; behind the; wall Of boxes in the postro'ffice one day that the next time she came it was their duty to find out if sliewiiSr needing any thing that they wini their ill filled purses could supply. So when she came the clerk who happened to be at the win ddw'held her letter ' in his band a mo ment toj delay, her, and stid with a great if deal of trepidation for-the mystery of her life and tne distant self-possession of lier manner.-diucouraged any inquisi tive attacks: fc t I pray you to excuse tne, madam ; I thought that if you were in any sort of need ' 'i ' ' ' 44 1 am very well cared for,, thank you," she interrupted. . 44 You have a letter for me,!I see." And she was gone again. The clerk;, went back to his fellows, and, being ;' a person of pride, related the- incident, with some details that were not supplied in the occurrence. He said he had tendered tha lady in their name, as delicately as possible, any aid .that she might need, explain ing to her that thSy had learned from long association' to feel an interest in her, and hoped if she was in want of any of the necessaries of life, or if she needed assistance of any kind that they would assist laer to the extent of their abilities. The - clerks applauded the deftness with which their fellow had performed the duty,' and inquired anxiously for her reply. . 44 She told me,1? he said, rthat she was in good - circumstances, and was not just now in want of any assistance. but, with pur permission, she would remember our kind oner, and if ever in need would not hesitate to call upon us." And if she had been a heroine for merly she became a goddess from that hour out a goddes s in an oid-fasmoned leghorn bonnet, a rusty broche shawl, and a reticule like the ones their grand mothers carried. But she was as divine to those habit-hs.rdened post-office clerks as ever wii3 St; Cecelia to the tone poets of thti mednuval, or St. Agatha to the suffering women of the church. The gray hair of the goddess had grown much thinner,, in the last few years, her eyes were sinking back under her temples and Ignowing dim, and the hands that clasped the letter as each month came round were getting very gaunt and shriveled. The war came on, the mails were la den down with messages of sorrow and bereavement; the clerks were hurried off as soldiers, and the widows and sis ters of those whose places they went to fill came into the Post-office to do the public service ; but the wan old woman came just the same as ever, and the yellow-wrapped letter was always waiting her there. The war was over; the clerks who went out to fight came back limping and armless, to inquire after their mys terious friend. She was still coming, but soon after, in March, 1865, she was seen for the last tim a. The letter came as usual, one of the first days of April, but no one called for it. The clerk, who was a lady, then put it aside as if it was too good far its company and kept it near the window so that it would be ready when Maria Russell came. Another month went by, and another letter came, which was put away with its mate. Two more months and two more letters, and four of them were ly ing there in a pile waiting for the queer old woman 44 the mysterions woman of the delivery window" they called her now to come for them. How often those letters were examined. How closely the address and the seal were scanned, how thev were held up to the light so that maybe a word of their eon- tents might be discovered. Vhat a temptation they were. The chief of the delivery office or dered them advertised. . 44 Is o," said the clerks. 44 She will come for them. She knows they are here. She must be s.ick or something. She has come for them for thirty years, and they never have been advertised yet. Let them wait another month." So they waited another month, two more, and still the queer old woman didn't come. And they had to be ad vertised. On a long list in the newspa pers, near the bottom, under the head of 44 Ladies' Letters," were these words : Ilussell, Maria II., 6. People glanced at them almost every body looks over the list of advertised letters to see if by some chance one be longing to them had strayed.in among the vagabonds, and people remarked : 44 1 wonder who Maria' H. Ru3sell is ; she has six letters advertised." ; To the clerks in the post-office it seemed a shame 'that old' Mrs. or Miss (perhaps she was an old maid) Rus sell's letters should be advertised, and stuck off into a dirty corner with a lot of soiled envelopes, as.d there, was quite an indignation meeting held over the matter. But still the queer old woman did not come. ; 44 Perhaps she is dead," they said, 44 poor thing. Perhaps she is dead." But if there were whispers of dis pleasure when the letters were adver tised, there was a storm of wrath when the clerk announced that they must be sent to the Dead-letter Office. The Postmaster was appealed to. He was a man of business, and didn't care much for romance.so he said the letters must go, and the rules of the depart ment carried out, and that the seventh letter which had come in since the six were advertised must go with them. But through all the sorrow there was gleaming the sunshine of relief. At the Dead-letter Office it would be found out what these mysterious envelopes con tained. And the lady who made up the packages for the Dead-letter Office pinned this note to Maria Russell's seven letters : These are very peculiar letters. They be long to a woman who haa been coming to the post-office regularly every month for ; thirty years; but she has ceased to come, and we think she ia dead. . Whoever opens these letters wiil confer a great favor by In forming the clerks of the; New York Post office of their contents, as we have a great curiosity to know who Maria Bus&ell ia, or was. and something about the person who has been sending her these letters regularly lor so Long. . . - This note was submitted to a conven tionof clerks and declared unanimously to be the proper thing. A reply -was awaited anxiously. Before it came two more letters had followed their fellows in, and were waiting for Maria Russell ; but she never, came to get them, and they were sent off like the rest to have their secrets ; revealed in the great morgue at Washington. Finally there came an envelope ad dressed to 44 the clerks of the New York Post-office," and it was opened by the first person in that category into whose hands it came. That person read the inclosure hurriedly through, and called a convention, to which he read the fol lowing: Although it is directly against the rules of the office, I take the responsibility of grati fying your curiosity. Nine letters addressed to Maria II. Russell have come ts my hands. Each one contained a brief note, calling at tention to an inclosure, without date or sig nature. Each inclosure was a five-dollar bill. "We have a great deal of curiosity our selves here to learn something about this strange matter. Won't some of you write us what you know? And if any further gs closures are made we will inform you. , Here was a romance indeed. Nine unsigned letters, each with a s imilar in closure of money. Was it possible, they thought, that for thirty years these same sort of letters, with the same in closures, had been coming to Maria Russell. And why didn't they stop, if she was dead, as she certainty aust be. The whole post office was excited and perplexed in its efforts to find a solu tion of this mystery. But there was no clew to Mrs.'or Miss Russell ; no clew to t her mysterious correspondent. I can not repeat the many theories that were advanced, or the many speculations that were put out to explain the matter ; but each was a different one, and each had as good ground for believing his the true one as any other, because none of them had any ground at all. To add to the mystery, some one brought in a daily paper which contained the follow ing advertisement : PERSONAL ANY PERSON HAVING ANY knowledge of the whereabouts of Maria H. Russell, who has been a resident of this city for thirty years, will relieve a terrible anxiety by communicating with C. IJ. 11. , I'oot-ollice. What a sensation that personal made in the Post-office Department. Here at last was a clew to the unknown cor respondent who was wondering why he had received no acknowledgement to his letters for nine months; and to add to the excitement another letter, in the same pale-yellow style of envelope, ad dressed in the same similar chirogra phy, was tossed with hundreds of others to the distributor's table, where it came to light. Fifty letters were addressed to 44 C. B. R.," each of which stated that they had important information concerning Maria II. Russell; but be fore many of them were mailed it leak ed out that the personal was put in the papers by one of the clerks, who hoped to reach in advance of his fellows a clew to the mystery. But nothing satisfac tory resulted even from thn p2rsonal. Several Maria Russell's turned up to answer it, and were very much disgust ed to find they weren't the person want ed ; but it brought no clew to the curi ous old lady and her curious correspond ent. Four, five, six years went by, and each month brought as regularly as the month canio round a letter for Maria H. Russell. The reverence with which these letters were treated was a new feature in the Post-office Department. It was a satisfaction even to handle them, and feel of the thin, limpsy en closure, and with what agony of inter est they were advertised, and finally sent away to the Dsad-letter Office each tliirt days to bo deposited with the others just like them that had gone be fore. One day nearly two year.? ago a clerk in the post-ofiijo Uld a friend who was connected with a newspaper of the cir cumstances, r.r.d a brief statement of facts was published. Tho paragraph was widely quoted republished in al most every paper in the United States. And with this publication the letters stopped coming. The lastone was post marked March 4, 1S75. It is thought that the mysterious correspondent saw the paragraph, and knew in that way that Maria Russell was dead for she must be dead, or she would have called for her letters in the years that had gone since she got the last. x But it may be asked why the un known correspondent doesn't send to the Dead-letter Office and claim his money the money he sent so faithfully each month to Maria Russell, even for ten years after she was dead and gone. A large number of claims have been made for; tho money since the publica tion last year, and a variety of singular stories have been told to account f or the manner in which the correspondence was conducted. One man wrote to inform tho Post- office Department that he was the per-. son who haa been sending the money to Maria Russell these forty years agone, but as his manuscript was in every way dissimilar from that in the original let ters he was at once pronounced an im postor. A man in Sturgis, Mich., has told the strangest story and put in the strongest clctim. He says that he is one of a fam ily of five children, four brothers and one daughter. In 1835 his father and mother separated, the father taking the boys and the mother the girl, and the father agreeing to pay 5 a month for his daughter's support as long as he lived, but to have no communication with her in any way whatever. He says, this man in Michigan, that his father used to send the money in the manner described as long as he lived with him, but having some differences about 1816 they, the father and son, separated, the latter going West, where he has resid ed ever since, without having heard once from the rest of his family. He said he was in no need of the money, but would like very much to know'if the strange correspondents were his father and sister. He would identifv the writing, he thought, if they would send him one of the letters. Mr. Russell's letter was strongly in dorsed by several prominent residents of Sturgis, who bore testimony to his good character and general worthiness. Mr. Dallas, the Superintendent of the Dead-letter Office, replied that while he greatly desired to oblige Mr. Russell, it was not permitted to send any of the letters out of the office ; but if Mr. Rus? sell was ever in Washington he would be glad to give him any information in his power, and show him any papers in the department relating to the case. The law required that these letters and their contents be reclaimed within three years. At the end of which time the money inclosures revert to the United States Treasury, from which they, can not be recovered without a special act of Congress. On a recent visit to the Dead-letter Office I saw the silent, inanimate rel ics of thi3 strange mystery. A pile of plain, yellow envelopes, marked with some hieroglyphics peculiar to the Dead-letter men, indicating their refer ence to the books of the bureau. If they could talk what a strange story they might tell. What a theme for a romance are these dead letters dead in every respect. Forlorn, too, the speeeh les3 wanderers, with neither their writ er nor their intended recipient to claim them. I opened one ef them there was no date, no signature and written in the center of the page of blue note paper, with pale ink, in an old-fashioned hand that appeared to have been un certain with age, were those few un suggestive words: 44 1 enclose you the money as usual. I will send more the first of next month. You need not write." Chicago Inter Ocean. , ITS IIME TO GO TO BED. Tis 6trange how na does act sometimes When I have ftot a bean ; He seems to think it just the time Authority to show. He never thinks himself once young, Hut thinks me old instead ; Then raps ou the floor and shouts, ' 'It's time to go to bed." Now all was 6ilent when at last,. His saddened heart to cheer, I said you mut not mind iana, He's getting old and queer. He sat U6 bttihts any ott. And not a word was fcaid ; When lo, another rap and shout "It's time to go to bed." Said poor George "May, I now must go, And let folks go to bed; He's knocked upon the floor now twice, He'll nrya knock on my head "Hut you must come again, dear George, Remember, pa is old; If he was youiu; like you and I I'm sure he would not scold." Hut poor George never came again, The knocking scared him out; And always when I've got a beau l'a's gott bang and shout. Hut I have got another now. And Johnny is his name ; 'Tis true papa yet ban?s and shouts, Hut Johnny he is game. "I think your papa has retired" It was no sooner said. When instantly tbe rap and shout ; It's time to go to bed. " 1 quickly bade dear John good-night, I'p to my room did go. And what happened quite soon after You very soon bhall know. I crept quite silent down the stairs, While John outside did wait; I throw my shawl about myself. And joined him at the gate. Hours at tiie gate passed pleasantly Hetween dear John and I, I could not now enumerate, No, not if 1 should try. I'a says dear John has common senee In not ttajing so late; Hut knows not half the sparking done Hy us down at the gate. Hear papa no more raps and shouts For us to go to bed; Tiitre isn't so much sitting up .Since John and 1 were wed. l'owjhkccpsle 1'ress. The Careful Mail. Soon after noon yesterday a stranger entered a Woodward Avenue hardware store and asked if they kept shingle nails there. Being informed that they had a dozen kegs on hand, he further inquired : Are they genuine shingle-nails, or only imitations?" 44 They are shingle-nails, of course." 44 Let me see them." A handful was placed on the cou titer before him, and he took several nails to the door where he could get a stronger light. After scanning them thoroughly he tested two or three between his fin gers, and said : 44 Well, they seem to be all right, and I'll take live pounds. I don't want to appear captious, but I bought some shingle-nails along here somewhere about a month atjo, carried them home, and what do you suppose they turned out to be?" 44 Six-penny?" answered the clerk So, sir. They were shoe-pegs, sir 44 That was strange," mused the clerk. 44 And another time when I ordered shingle-nails," continued the stranger, 44 the clerk put up four stove-handles, three nutmeg-graters and a coffee-mill. Can I build a cow-shed out of coffee mills? Can I shingle a barn with stove handles ? Can I clap-board a smoke house with nutmeg-graters?" 44 Curious mistake, that," said the clerk. And another time, when I asked for shingle-nails, they put up four corn poppers and a match-safe. These things have sunk deep into my soul, and you mustn't blame me for seeming particular. Now, these are nails, are they?" 44 Of course." 44 Shingle-nails?" 44 Yes, sir." 44 Just write it on this card and give me your name, the name of the firm, the number of this store and the date of the month. I don't want to make trou ble, but if I find when I get home that you have put me up bath-brick and harness-snaps in the place of shingle-nails, I'll come back here and make it warm for you!" Detroit Free Press. A Dubuque girl played Copenhagen at a party the other night, and yelled and shrieked and howled and ran be hind the door and scratched the young man's face in seven places, and upstt a kerosene lamp, and kicked, over the piano-stool, and screamed for the police, and finally, when he kissed her just on the tip of the ear, she fainted dead away, and said she could never look any one in the face again, and they led the bashful, modest creature sob bing home. The next day she ran away with a married lightning-rod ped dler with a hare lip and six children. Burlington Ilawk-eye. A RELIC OF THE PAST. Death of Tennessee UTegrro Who Had Turned the First Quarter of the Sec ond Century of Ills Existence His Recollection of. the Revolutionary War. m From the Memphis Avalanche. ' There died near Rossville, Tenn., a few days ag, a venerable and remark able old negro perhaps one of the old- test in the land a man who has seen generation after generation come upon the stage of life, act its part, and pass off into oblivion. He has seen his friends born, ripened into manhood, and gone down in old age to the grave. Children of three generations have clustered around his knees and heard his recital of the legends of a past century, and have, one after the other, been laid to rest in a grave over which his tears have fallen. Yet, like the 44 Wandering Jew " of Sue's great fiction, he had been forced to 44 go on" until the Crea tor that gave him life should see fit to take back the gift. 44 Uncle Jake" Pulliam has for many years been living in the county where he' died, having be fore the war been a slave of the Pulliam family. 44 Uncle Jake" claimed to be 15G years old, and was probably, judg ing from his age at the time various scenes were enacted, not less than 125 years old. To men of this generation there is something weird and almost incompre hensible in the existence, but a few weeks ago, of one who was a man grown at the time of the birth of the republic. The old man's stories of the stormy events of the Revolution were singularly fresh and accurate, and showed that he had acted his part in those great and perilous scenes which attended the ushering into existence of the best government the world has ever seen. The history of this old patriarch's life, as he has told it over and over again beside the pine-knot fire before his cabin door, contains so much that is marvelous that it should not be with held from the public. Uncle Jake's earliest memories take him back to a confused mingling of a savage crowd a sea voyage, and the crowding of new sensations of a strange people and a strange land. From all of which Uncle Jake thought that he was brought to this country when he was about ten years old. He never knew a mother or a father. His first home was among the rice fields of the Carolinas, where he was for several years (he don't know how many) em ployed 44 'round de house." When about 17 years old he was sold to the Du Pont family, of Hu guenot extraction, and was the body servant of the 44 young mass'r," Henry Du Pont. When the Revolution began, in 1775, his young master en listed as an ensign under Moultrie in the Continental army, and he 'accom panied him. The old man says he was then 44 jes about grone and didn't had no har on my chin." He remembers clearly his first engagement with the red coats ; it was when Col. Moultrie sent his young master with their Cap tain Marion, to take Fort Johnson. When the fort was taken, he himself rammed the ball in one of the old can non that were turned against the British lleet. Uncle Jake tells some marvelous tales of his own personal daring upon that and similar occasions. Owe ludi crous incident of how 44 de sojers laffed" when, a ball striking the sand bags of the fort, he was covered up to the chin and lay yelling for help, thinking that the rest of his anatomy had been carried off by the shot. At the assault on Savannah by tbe combined forces of the French and Americans, his young master fell by the side of the galiunt Pole, Count Pulaski. The old man's voice would grow husky as he spoke of the burial us torchlight on the manrin of the j marsh, and how Captain Marion kindly i patted his shoulder as he lay sobbing on the ground, and said: 44 .Never mind, Jake. He fell like a brave man, and you can tell his father so." After that he attached himself to Ma rion, and was, after the return of the command to Carolina, presented to Ma rion by his old master for his use until the close of the war. Uncle Jake could toil many incidents .of the s-iege of Charleston; how Marion's leg: was broken there, and how ho helped to banduge up the shatttered limb. He was with the 44 Swamp Fox" in all his battles and brushes with Tarleton and his tories, being once captured by that bold rider, but afterwards escaped, car rying off Tarleton's own pack mule with his private baggage. He followed Ma rion through the swamps of the Pedee and S.antee River?, was present when three 44 Britishers" were swung up to one limb, by way of retaiation "for the hauging of three"of Marion's men. He describes Marion as a small man, whom he feared, and yet loved devotedly. But strangest of all is the narrative Uncle Jake gives of an incident which is familiar to every school boy the in stance of the visit of the English officer to Marion at Snow Island, and how Marion gave him a dining on potatoes. Uncle Jake affirms that his hands put 44 dem taters in de ashes, and took dem out on a sharp stick, and put dem on de log between de General and de officer." After the war, Jake. returned to the old homestead. The 44ole mass'r" hnd gone down in sorrow to the grave, to be followed soon by 44ole missis." The plantation was sold and the slaves scat tered among various owners. Jake fell to the lot of a cousin of the Du Ponts, who lived in the rice country of South Carolina. Here his children and grand children grew around him. When he was, he says, about sixty years old, he went down the river to Savannah, 44 Pulling de six ode bote " used on such occasions. There every body was on the streets cheering and yelling as an old man richly dressed drove by slowly in a carriage bowing to the crowd. From the date all this must have been when Lafayette made his tour of triumph through the land in 1825. Besides, Uncle Jake said he was 4a Frencher," though he "disremem bered " the name. Soon after this UncleTake came out to Mississippi with a new master, tak ing many weeks to make the journey, In that State he lived for a few years, and then was brought up into Tennes see, where he has since lived. The old man's account of his first sight of a lo comotive, a steamboat, and the triumph ant products of the march of civiliza tion, was replete with interest. Up to the last his faculties were won derfully clear. Last year he. even made a small crop of corn and cotton. : On Thursday thi3 man, who measur ed his life . by decades, not by years, ended his long and eventful career. Death, so long in coming, finally touch ed his old limbs, and its icy hand crept to his heart-strings, and cut the thread of life asunder. Old Jake, who so long has listened to the "angel voices call ing," answering back 44I'm coming," has at length been gathered to his loved ones to reap the reward of a life of use fulness. Requiescat in pace. The Canse of the 'Splosion. 44 1 would invite you to my house, braider Jackson," said Deacon John son, as he emerged from church last Sunday evening, 44 but I dunno as we'll get any supper dis night, the cook-stove am so dreffully out ob repair." 44 What's de matter wid de stove?" 44 Why, you see cold wedder am com in' on and wood's gettin' skese an high, an' I've 'structed de folks to be berry eknocomical in de usin' ob it. Wes'e bin buyin' in small lots, an' last night bein' out ob fuel I sent one of my boys ober to a neighbor's to borrow a few sticks. De man or his family had gone to bed owin to de lateness ob de hour, an' dat boy, who would 'spise to do a unhonest transaction, wrote out his note for de value ob de wood, an droppin' it in a prominent place in de woodshed, shouldered an armful an' brought it home." . 44 Jess so." 44 Well, a fire wa3 kindled, de tea kittle put on, de ole woman she is gittin de supper. All ob a sudden, puff' went de stove, zoom ; ke swish, kusiush went something, and as I tumbled over I saw de ole woman makin for de roof wid de teakittle and the stove-plates followin' her, while de boys an de gals was as brack wid smut as de ace ob spades. De stove's goose was cooked for a fact." 44 What was de cause ob de splo shun?" 41 I'm strongly 'clined to believe dat dar was powder in dat wood, an' dat de powder was done put in dar by dat white man to ketch some thievin' darkies wat nebber buys no wood, an' bressed ef I don't think dat man spects me, kase he couldn't find dat note, and won't make any 'pologies." 44 Dat am an outrage." 44 For a fact, an' de chillen's supper was spiled, too." Keokuk Constitution. California Raisins. We were shown yesterday a speci men of layer raisins, with a bunch of fresh grapes alongside of them from which these raisins were made'. They were as handsome as any Maiuira raisins we have seen in years. The fresh grapes are known as Muscatel, a va riety, we take it, distinct from the Mus cat of Alexandria. The former, we are told, are the best variety for raisin making, and will hereafter be culti vated extensively in this State. The specimen of raisins .shown us represent ed about four thousand boxes, produced from about twenty acres of grapes. These raisins will bring the producer in this market about !?J a box, or about $8,000 in all. They will briag at retail prices $2.50 a box. Now, in what way can twenty acres be made to produce more than in this instance? Of course there are the expenses of curing, boxes and several small items. But these ex penses could not have been much, if any, greater than would have been re quired if the land had been sown in wheat. There would have been the plowing, seeding, cost of seed, reaping, threshing, cost of sacks, and so on. These items would have been equal to one cent a pound on the wheat pro duced, and the whole amount of wheat would not have much exceeded four hundrtd bushels, which would have brought less than two cents a poucd in this market, or an aggregate of less than $600 against an aggregate of 88, 000 on the raisin crop. Huh Francisco Bulletin, Oct. 17. Prince Gortchakoff, the Rassiau premier, is noted for his abstemious habits. He nver drinks a cup of wine and never smokes, ila drinks a cup of coffee in bed before rising, and eats but two meals a day. Retiring very early in the evening, he sleeps tea or twelve hours. His regular habits have kept his frame in such excellent 'condition that he does not feel the infirmities of old age at all. He was born in 1798, entered upon his diplomatic career un der Count Xesselrode, and became the Foreign Minister of Russia at the close of the Crimean campaign. At Paradise, Cache County, Utah, a little son of Wm. Mitten, aged seven years, went with his sister to a shingle-mill. He told his sister that he would tie a string aronnd the coming shaft and 44 see what it would do." Suiting the action to the word, he tied the string to tho shaft, and the result was the little fel low's arm was drawn from the socket and broken iu three places; his legs were both pulled off below the knees, and his head, stomach and side were fearfully mangled and bruised. He lived about two hours aftor the aoei dent occurred. The Welfare of the Human Nystcm Is in a rrcnt measure depi nuVnt upon the way in which the bowels perform their evac uativc fum-tion. If they are regular and they con always be rendered so by the use of li Letter's fcstyniM'h Bitters an important essential cf health is secured, audthat bless ing is very apt to follow. If they are irreg ular, chronic constipation , and indigestion sut'crvcnc, the liver becomes disordered, and the bile, being diverted from its natural channel and purposes, enters and contami nates the blood, producing that yellowish cast of the skin and whites of tho eyes which is such ' a sure index of biliousness. All these disastrous consequences, as well as others of a far more seus nature, arc remedied and prevented by Hostetter's Bit. ters, the leading American specific for disor ders of the bowels, stomach and liver. Coixixs' Vot.tatc Plastek is a gentle and constant Electric Battery closely and contin uously applied to the skin by the adhesion of the Plaster and is capable at all times of affording the most grateful relief in Rheu matism, Neuralgia and Sciutica.