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_. •S •::a: •y. A I .V a •j 1 V' ft •stfri'.i'. St E|l m: PAGE FOUR. Gaff ldfa| CO. TtMKS-HBHALD PUBLISHING (Incorporated.) PUBLISHERS AND PROPRIETORS. Published every evening except Sunday All papers are oontlnued until an ex plicit order to discontinue is received, and until all arrears are paid. Subscription Rates. One year by mall or carrier, if paid In advance #0 Six months, by mall or carrier. It paid in advance Ii not paid in advance, per month *40 Foreign Representatives—Carpenter Scheerer-SulUvan Agency, People Gas Building, Chicago Fifth Avenue Build ing, New York. THE WEEKLY TIMES-HERALD. Published every Thursday and con tains a summery of the week's news, both local and foreign. One year In advance $1.25 Six months in advance ?t Three months in advance 60 Foreign postage per year 50 MONDAY, SEPTEMBER 21, 1914. THE GOVERNMENT AND COR PORATIONS. It is sometimes said that the gov ernment, through its department of agriculture, devotes itself to promot ing production, but gives no aid ill the matter of marketing, and those who are always ready to see the fly in any ointment say that the reason is that the government is dominated by corrupt commercial interests, and that the effort is to stimulate production to the highest possible point and thereby give the railroads much freight to carry and the commission houses much produce to handle, without in any way benefiting the pro ducer. We have on the desk a copy of a bullletin just issued by the depart ment of agriculture on the subject o£ marketing the apple crop, a subject which has slight interest in this sec tion, but which is of intense interest elsewhere where apples are raised for sale in large quantities. The bulletin is especially timely because of the conditions in the apple industry just at present. Some features are out lined in the bulletin. The crop of this year Is stated to be a large one, and because of foreign conditions shipment of large quantities abroad will be impossible. The domestic market, therefore, will be glutted un less care is taken to avoid that con dition. Suggestions are given in the bulletin for picking, packing, sorting and shipping so as to secure the best re sults, and this paragraph appears: "Growers who live in communities where co-operative organizations are operated should do all possible to strengthen these exchanges. It is asr serted that the disloyalty of members Is the chief element of failure in co operative enterprises, and growers are strongly urged to support their asso ciation as the best way to effect sat isfactory distribution." This farther indicates that the gov ernment is interested in improving marketing as well as producing' con ditions, and that it is not, as it Is often charged with being, the enemy of the co-operative organization. MEDICINAL WATERS AND BATHS. From time Immemorial men have believed in the curative properties of water impregnated with minerals of one sort or another. As a rule, the worse the water tasted, the more powerful, as a curative agent, was it supposed to be, and, if in rddition to a nauseous taste, It had an abom inable smell, it was more than ever sought after. Many of the European baths are famous, and "people have gone from all over the world to bathe in and drink of springs whose waters seemed particularly vile to the taste and the sense of smell. While the war is in progress all this sort of travel will be cut off. The European springs have gone out of business, and their business is not likely to be resumed for some time after peace is concluded, because it takes some time, to recreate a broken habit. It happens that on our own conti nent there are springs that can vie with anything In Europe in the mat ter of taste, smell, and medicinal properties. American resorts of this kind may enjoy a boom as a result of the closing of the foreign places. There are many thousands of Americans, however, who are able neither' to go to Europe nor to the va rious bathing resorts of their own country. The war makes no differ ence to. them. For their comfort it may be mentioned that for a few cents they caij. obtain at any drug store enougii eulpher, iron salts, Ep eoin and ""lauber salts to doctor sev eral hundred gallons of plain Ameri can water and make it just as* pal atable, just as malodorous, and Just as curative as anything that can be obtained abroad or between the two oceans that bound our own country. There may be a few eases in which the waters of certain springe are specially beneficial, but they are very few. Most of the belief In the value of so-called medcinlal waters Is mere superstition. Yet people are benefited by visits to the springs. How Is It? A visit to "the springs'* usually in volves a- change from bad to good physical habits. The man who has worn himself to a nervous wreck goes to the springs and rests. The man who is a mass of fat from idle ness, over eating and over drinking, foes to the springs to live on plain food and take plenty of exercise. The correction of bad habits in working, eating, drinking, sleeping, and all the of 1*. I* Invariably perscrlbed. In iaddition to this, the patient 0, is r«- 4u£jred to drink Iota of water. The f*6t that t:ie water has a bad taste a bad sn-.uU is an incident which lisps some ti.-fluence psychologically, seldom otherwise. •t the. individual stay at liomet drink, sleep and exercise a* be '. tor^aulnad to do at the rsoorts, and hla mtem with an Abandonee ffct wfiir, ana' there to no wfcy tlut TM«ita abotUdnot be ISIIP Ll liut, it may be said, change of sur roundings Is one of the elements of the cure. Granted. Then try this: Go over to Maple Lake, to Bemldji, to the Turtle mountains, or take a tent ?own into the Bad Lands, and try the simple life in one of those places, and remember to drink plen ty of water. COMMERCIAL RELATIONS. What and how much the nations of the world are buying and the propor tion of the purchases obtained from the United States as told by American consular officers located at the chief strategic points of trade are discuss ed in "Commercial Relations of the United' Slates," a volume of 272 pages, just issued by the bureau of foreign find domestic commerce, department ot commcrce. Every part of the world is covered by this book and the facts therein presented, based up on revised statistics for 1912, are from the standpoint of the foreign coun tries and therefore differ somewhat in classifications and totals, from the corresponding figures based upon re turns of experts as reported by col lectors of customs in the United States. Four countries other than the Uni ted States offer each a market for over a billion dollars' worth of for eign products—the United Kingdom, Germany, France, and the Nether lands. Great Britain buys three bill ion dollars' worth, about 20 per cent of which is from this country Ger many two and one-half billion with 15 per cent from the United States France, one and one-half billion, of which 11 per cent is from the United States, and the Netherlands, an im portant center for the transshipment cf foreign goods, nearly one and one hall billion, in which American goods figure to the extent of about 10 per cent. Bejgium'y annua! purchases fall short of one billion in value, United States products supplying about 8 per cent while Austria-Hungary, Italy, Canada, Russia, India, Australia, Ar gentina, and Japan are next in ordet with imports ranging from 722 million to about 300 million. These countries vary greatly, however, in the propor tion of their purchases from the Uni ted StPtes, Canada taking 65 per cent and India 3 per cent, according to the official figures published in the vol ume. As a market for American pi oducts India is only one-third as important ps Brazil, Auit'ia-Hung.ir Is equal to Cuba, Japan Is about 15 per cent as large as Cahada, and Chi na Is only half as large as Argentina. A particularly important feature of this new analysis of world trade is the introductory chapter which shows the character of goods exported by Eu rope and the classes of goods import ed by those countries which have heretofore looked chiefly to Europe for their requirements of foreign merchandise. Manufactures form 80 per cent of the exports from the Uni ted Kingdom, 76 per cent of the ex ports from Switzerland, 65 per cent of the exports from Germany, 58 per cent, of the exports from France, and 47 per cent of the' exports from Aus tria-Hungary, while Canada, Central and tiouth America, Australia, New Zealand, and South Africa—all of them important markets for manu factures—send large quantities of foodstuffs and raw materials to Eu rope In exchange for products 'of manufactures. From the list of countries discussed in "commercial relations of the Uni ted States," Austria-Hungary may be taken as typical of countries compet ing for the world trade in manufac tures and Brazil as representing the great agricultural communities, in which manufactures are chiefly sold. Austria-Hungary sold in 1912 40 mill ion dollars worth of textiles, 19 mill ion of clothing, 21 million of metal goods, 16 million of wooden ware, 16 million of glassware, 10 million of leather goods, 9 million of machinery, and paper goods, wines, chemicals, chinaware, vehicles, and numerous other articles in considerable MONDAY. The war today: Things started prit ty hot & hewy this moarning, when the Allies was lined up for role call, & it' was planely seen the Ennemy was in grand shaip for a verry busy littel weak. She begun horsetillities when Torp Stebbins, who happined by acksldent to be on time, had the hickups and sed, "Hick-hick-hear," insted of When he came out the hiccoughs were gone. "Hear" without anny fansy trlmmins. She postpoaned the role call rite whare It was at S, & took Torp in the dressing room. When he calm out the hickups was gone A the Ennemy look ed satisfied. IT DIDENT WEEK OUT* 'Andy Anderson was verry lalt this moarning, oh account of what Miss Palmer lerned us In rlthmeUck last wealc, he sed. She wanted to know how he flggered that, A Andy sed, "Well dident you lern us that the •hoartest distunce betweah anny "two plaices was strait line?" She said cer tlnly A Andy sed, '.'Well,. I tride it this moarning cumming to achoold it aint rite. Generally I come down Mane street A tern in Villentlne Lain A then down Walnutt to school. but this moarning I took the strate line rite .threw BolMnrfer* swamp A got inn* |to myniek had to go hoam mgta'A -M&. i^-L. amounts. The United Kingdom, Ger many, Switzerland and Belgium are of even greater importance in their sales of manufactures, the details be ing also presented in the volume in question. Brazil's imports exceed 30S million dollars' value, only 15 per-cent of which were from the United States which takes 40 per cent of the Brazil ian exports. Automobiles, railway cars, iron and steel, cotton goods, ma chinery, and other leading classes of manufactures are classified in the book so as to show the relative con tributions of leading countries. This is Belief Contained in Dispatch From Rotter dam and London. Rotterdam, Sept. 21.—There seems be little doubt that the German retirement in the western theater of war was due largely to the subsistence problem, with which the army had been wrestling for some time owing to the rapid advance. to Lived on Dry Bread. Authoritative information, describ ing conditions at the front, indicates that the troops subsisted largely on food which they commandeered, and in many cases lived on dry bread for more than a week. This was espe cially the case with those advancing by way of Belgium, who were obliged to fall back farther than those in the south. Ammunition Short. It also is learned that for a time the ammunition supply was not equal to the consumption. Confidence that these conditions can be remedied is responsible for the op timism with which the situation is regarded by Germans. North on Defensive. Letters from East Prussian would seem to indicate that the northern section will be held 'on the defensive for the present. It is known that large forces have been thrown into Silesia for the purpose of reinforcing Generals von Auffenburg and Dankl, who have been obliged to fall back in the territory south of Lublin and Ra dom. THE RAGTIME MUSE. HOW IT WORKED. I hope you'll raise it five a week." The boss swelled his expansive chest. As with stern look he questioned "Why?" The clerk explained his rash request: "It's really very simple. I— I—well, you see, I went and bought A motor car to please my wife, But since that thing I've gone and got I can't pay out to save my life!'' Now it may be that you suppose The boss got up and smote clerk, But such an error only shows 1 in He went with dragging steps fright To seek the bo6s within his lair With trembling voice and features white He made his plea with purpose there: "I want—I'd like—I think—you see 'Twas thus that he began to speak— "The wage I get won't do for me. the How often theories will not work, The smiling boss refleetpfl, then He put hin irniiM".- iw shelf He cut the wages of his men And when and a. i-ar him self! RUSSIAN GENERAL TRIED. Berlin, Sept. 21 (by wireless via Sayville, L. I.)—The Russian general, Partos, who ordered the shooting of all the male inhabitants and the burning of all villages in East Prus sia, has been tried by a German court martial. RUSSIANS LIVE ON APPLES. London, Sept. 21.—The Petrograd correspondent of the Times says that General Ruzsky's army, while in pur suit of the Austrians toward Lem berg, left all transports behind them and for six days lived on apples. This Is cited by the correspondent as show ing the great energy of the Russian soldiers who are able to endure forc ed marches and continuous fighting on such a diet. Everything has a bright side—ev the dark lantern. get new close on & a likking frum my .muther, & I'b. 34 minnuts late, when if I had went the long way rownd I would of bin all rite, whitch prooves the righmetick was rong." Sumtimes when you proove anny thing like that to Miss Palmer she will leave a feller off, but not this time. She ust snaked Andy into the dress ing room & whanged him plenty. Then when she caim out she invited Ex Brigham in & gave him a cupple too, for laffing or sumthing, Ex dident know just what. Gen Hicks sed it reminded her of the French revolution, the way thay chopped peepuls heds off 80 a minute. Thay must be sumthing the matter She won't let him in the kitchen to see what it is. with Miss Palmer, she newer being so cjross sence we knowed her. BUSINESS NOAT. Walt White A Hen Van Ness Watch ed a vfeller sharpning sissers rownd tho villidge yesterday A now wlsht to an nownce that as soon as thay can bor rer Old Girggrfys grind stoan they are going in the business. G08SUP. Fatty Bellowes' muther. Missus Bel lowes, .FjUty says, is pjuttlng up sum thing misterious. She woant let him In the kitchen to .see what is, but he expeoks to And out tonite- Probly It is {iresero* of sum kind/s as St. Louis Man Cites Instance Wherein German Officer is Shot Down. St. Louis, Sept. 21.—"The day fol lowing the opening of hostilities be tween Russia and Germany, the Rus sian consul at Koenigsberg and his wife were arrested by German officers and the next day were burried. They had committed suicide." Such was the story narrated here by Dr. S. A. Weintraub, who returned home last night from Koenigsberg where he had charge of a war hospital from August 1 to August 24. When war was declared Dr. Weintraub was taking graduate work at the Royal University of Koenigsberg. Local Doctors Join Colors. As soon as the mobilization order was received all the local physicians joined the colors, leaving Dr. Wein traub in charge of the hospital. He departed when advised by the Ameri can consul that it was no longer safe to remain. Dr. Weintraub isaid: "Within a week wounded began to arrive. Among the first were two men and a boy who said they and their families had fled from the Russians who burned their homes near Gum binnen and fired on them as they ran. Women are Shot Down. "The wives of the two men and the daughter of one were shot down, they said. The boy's right arm was shat tered. One man was shot in the thigh and the other in the ankle. Thus wounded, they fled twenty miles until they reached the German lines." Shot After Surrender. Dr. Weintraub told of a wounded German officer who said he was shot in the hip by a Russian soldier who had surrendered. His command, he said, surrounded a party of Russians, who threw down their swords and raised their hands in token of surren der. One Russian held an unnoticed revolver In his hand and while his hands were still uplifted, the officer said, fired down at him. Enraged at Duplicity. The officer told Dr. Weintraub he was so enraged he seized a rifle and shot down several of the surrendered Russians before he himself fell. Dr. Weintraub said he was much surprised at the consideration shown the wounded Russians by the German nurses and doctors. He said they were treated as tenderly and carefully by the nurses and with the same at tention by the physicians as were the wounded German soldiers. German Aim Better. German marksmanship, Dr. Wein traub said, is better than that of the Russians, as shown by the character of wounds received by the soldiers. Nearly all the Russians, he said, were wounded in the body, while most of the Germans were wounded in the arms and legs. Dr. Weintraub said he found no evidences of the use of "dumdum" bullets. Among the.nurs es in the hospital, he said, were many of the most prominent society women of the city. WILLISTON Williston, N., D.-, Sept. 21.—A very quiet event occurred at the M. E. parsonage Monday w-afternoon, Sep tember 14, 1914, whpn Harold N. Mar tin and Mary Lwehla- were joined in holy wedlock by Rev. E. Lewis Wall. The single ripg service was'used. C. W. Hawkins and Mrs. Annie Kyas at tended the couple. After a short wed ding trip Mr. and Mrs. Martin will make Williston their home. Miss Mary Hagen left Saturday morning for Abercrombie, N. D-, where she was called to attend the funeral of her father, one of the old est settlers In Richland county. Several of the local railroaders who have been continuously in the employ of the G. N. railroad company 25 years or more went to St. Paul to help J. J. Hill celebrate his birthday. Those who attended the celebration were Messrs. Conley, Crow, Schu macher and Barnfather. Among' the recent changes Is that of J. A- Lavallee, foreman of the me chanical department of the Herald. Mr. Lavallee has taken the agency for the Mutual Life of N. Y., under Dis trict Agent Scott. The B. and T. held their first reg ular meeting after, their summer va cation at the home of Mrs. S. Brown ell. Last Wednesday the ladies and their husbands and families enjoyed a splendid dinner at their club house. Among the many delicacies were plat ters heaped high with prairie chicken which was furnished by several of the hunters of the city. The next meeting of the club will be at the home of Mrs. E. Browns on Septem 2 3 A. K. Qrube, auditor for the Wil liston Milling company made a busl •ness trip to Poplar, Friday. E. A. Palmer went to Cartwirght Saturday on business. Mrs. M. H. Aaen returned Tues day from Arnegard where she has been the guest of her sister. Mr. and Mrs. T. C. Hutchinson re turned last week from their trip to the Twin Cities. Misses Helen M?Guinese and Katie Preble left Saturday for Grand Forks where she will attend the university. Jay Miller left the last of the week for Billings. Later he will take charge of a drug store in Red Lodge. Miss Orpha Moe of Chetek, Wis., who has been the guest of relatives in the city and in Arnegard returned to her home Friday. Mr. Weatherwax left last week on a business trip to the Twin Cities. A. J. Field attended the meeting of the directors of Alliance hall, Jamestown the first of last week. Miss Liloh McGUnch of Mintd vis ited friends in the city Monday and Tuesday. Miss Emma Olson of the court house is visiting friends and relatives in Churchs Ferry. Mrs. M. Polin of Ban 'Luis, Absepo, Cal., and her daughter, Mrs. John Tennie of Warner^ Can., arrived here Thursday for a visit at the home of Mrs. M. Leonhardy Mrs. Lars Christiansen was hotftess to the Dorcas society at her home Tuesday evening. This was the firsl meeting, of the season and about for ty ladies were present. The follow ing officers were elected: President, Mies Gina Houge vice president. Miss Cora Brlnsvold secretary. Miss Stella Botton secretary-treasurer, Miss Ma tilda Siem. Last Saturday afternoon Mrs. L. C, Wingate invited twenty or more ladles to her home on First avenue east to meet her mother, Mrs. Waldron of Winnebago City, Minn- Some of the ladies brought sewing and a musical program followed. Miss Peterson gave some recitations which were en joyed by all and Kiss McDonald enter tained the guests with several musi cal selection. A delightful luncheon wa? served. Mr. and Mrs. Lloyd O'Bannon and MM. O, B. Nelson and two sons of Carter, Mont, are visiting at thr m* ^',/^, :-fp f!i I t?s THE GRAND FORKS DAILY HERALD, MONDAY EVENING, SEPTEMBER 21,1914. SEES TREACHERY .. .-j..,.^ Shop Through Our Mail Order Department. Copyright 1914 The H. Blidc Co. home of their parents, Mr. and Mrs. j. O'Bannon. Attorney H. W. Braatelien returned Saturday morning from a week's trip to Grand Forks and Minneapolis. While in Grand Forks he attended the N. D. Bar association. Miss Mabel Greengard returned re cently from an extended visit with friends in La Crosse, Chicago and De troit. Mrs. J. H. Nolan, accompanied by her sister, Miss Gertie Duggan, left" Sunday morning for their home in St. Paul. They have been guests at the J. Nolan home. Erwin Bruegger left Tuesday for Minneapolis where he will attend the university. Miss Reba Rawson left Friday for Grand Forks to attend school this year. Mrs. P. M.' Mclntyre left Tuesday for the Twin Cities. Miss. Gertrude Lee entertained Miss Matilda Dahl of Spokane a few days last week, enroiite to her home in Watertown, S. D. Robert Wolpert left Friday for Grand Forks to attend school. L. C. Tscharner of St. Paul and C. Foutes of Arcadia, Wis., were guests last week at the Leonhardy home. Rod. Mahoney of Glasgow was the guest of his brother, Tim, a few days last week. Miss Poole, who has been the guest of. Miss Viola Gordon for several weeks left Saturday for her home. Mr. and Mrs. L. C. Wingate accom panied Mrs.' Wingate's parents, Mr. and Mrs. Waldron to Glendlve Sun day where they boarded the N. P. train for Winneabago City. Mr. and Mrs. Wingate returned to the city Monday. Harry Burnh'am and family return ed to the city from Butte where they moved two years ago. Prof. C. Herschel Koyl, the water expert of the G. N. road, left Tuesday for points west of Williston to start In operation some water treating plants which are being Installed along the line from Devils Lake at Cut Bank. Photographer Marcus Marcell left recently for Walla Walla, Wash., to take pictures of the roundup. Raymond Wilde left Sunday for Minneapolis to pursue his law course at the university. Mesdames Craig and Braatelien en tertained a number of their friends at cards Monday and Tuesday after noon, ,at the latter's home, on Third avenue east. The house was beauti fully decorated with sweet peas. The ———i— •3. 'Y- "i% a /.I! lltSiS BENNER & The Store Accommodating A Beautiful Assemblage of New Fall Suits and Coats To the well dressed woman- these beautiful assortments will make an espe cially strong appeal. The charming new Redingote, La Basque, Russian and Gre cian Tunic effects are all here in an abundance of clever designs—high grade work manship and choice materials. Suits That Have the Stamp of Approval The prominent fall feature of the Suit Coat is the new Redingote effect also the directoire and basque tendencies, which influence the longer length suit coats Peplums feature the shorter lengths. Semi-fancy models are in decided vogue this fall season. Tailored and semi-dressy suit coats are from 36 inches to 50 inches long in back, while shorter and more popular lengths are 30 to 36 inches long. Standing and flaring collars are very popular. Skirts are made entirely with slightly raised waist lines, with out belts in long tunics, plain skirts and circular flounce types. Materials include Serges, Gabardines, Broadcloths, Wool Poplins, Bayodere cloths, Cheviots, etc. While Blacks, Blues, Greens, Browns and Tans are especially favored colors. Suits priced from $18.75 up to $55.00 A Wealth of Clever Styles in Oaf Autumn Coats Separate coats for general wear include straight line effects slightly fitted at the waist and flaring around the bottom, while Cape Coats are good, particularly in smaller sizes. An unusually large assortment of fabrics are used and approv ed this season in mostly rough-faced materials. Let us show you the coat models priced from $15.00, $18.75, $22.50 up to $45.00 Misses Hazel Meyer and Viola Gor don assisted the hostesses in sewing and serving a delightful luncheon. F. Meyer returned Sunday morning from an extended business trip to Rugby. W. H. Westergard went to Montana last week to attend to business. Mr. and Mrs. W. H. Posey enter tained Mr. Posey's oldest sister and her husband who is Baptist State Evangelist for Montana. HOW TO CURE A TROLLEY CAR HOG. (Copyright, 1914, E. K. Wooley.) "I never saw a woman with, the nerve that a man has when it comes to taking up room in a street car," remarked the Hefty Lady. "There's a kind of man," she con tinued, "who thinks it's his right to get into a street .car and so dispose himself that he elts on his shoulder-, blades. and. extends, his feet into the isle where all who pass must trip' or," at best, get their clothes dirtied by brushing against his hoofs. "There was a fellow like that in the car today. I think he wore Num ber Twelves—anyway, you could have posted bills on the- eoles of his feet and the print would have been read able thirty yards off. "He sat where everybody who came into the car had to walk over or brush against those feet, and he seemed to think it was heaps of fun. An old lady stumbled and nearly fell. He made no effort to help her and didn't move his brogans. "His shoes were nicely polished by every skirt and every pair of trousers in that car that came in after he sat himself there. The longer he stayed there the madder I got. IN ROYAL BAKING POWDER At Lowest Cost For the chill of Autumn no heating apparatus is more useful or economical than the ga.s room heater. These heaters remove dampness and cold in a few minutes—are bright and cheery-cost little to purchase and are inexpensive to operate. Gas room heaters easily save their cost in doctors' and drug bills, They are useful through the winter for auxiliary and energency heating purposes. Heating starts the moment the gas flame is lighted. Prices $3.50 and upwards. See them displayed in our window or at Red River Power Co. So. Third St. ^"You are always welcome" Tel^one 378 iitifl Our Mall Order Department Guarantees Sat isfaction.. 'Just you wait till I go out, young man,' thought I. 'I'll teach you a lesson!' "So when it came time for me to get out, I arose and proceeded ma jestically up the aisle. My first thought was to fall over on him, and squnch him, but my second thought. was that it wouldn't be dignified. So when I came to the number twelve that rested on the car floor I brought my own number eight down with all my might. My! It did my heart good to hear the yelp that fellow gave. ".'Oh,' said I, 'did I hurt you? Excuse me.' "He didn't answer, but I guess he's maimed for life. When I set my foot down it means something. "And say," concluded the Hefty Lady, "you should have seen' how tickled the rest of the passengers were. Seems to me they were a poor lot, though, to stand that smart Aleck the way they did. If nobody teaches a lesson to a fellow like that, why of course he's going to keep on being a nuisance all his life." "They were married kneeling oh a cushion stuffed with their love let ters." "I should think such' would be full of angles." "No those letters were very soft." -'A —i. rf- A "A W •. a cushion Friend (at a French play)—"Why did you applaud so vigorously when that comedian made his speech be fore the curtain?" Sprlggins (confidently)—"So that folks would think I understood French. What did he say?" NO ALUM Friend— 'He said the remainder of his part must be taken by an un derstudy, as he had sprained his ankle. Room Heating *0- I r'J '"fetish dj&t IBSi f. »•*, XI -J wi' 'i SWm?