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If „5w. r,'1 i* ». tftX'-* WAGE EAIdOS FRMKEARE SAFE Working Class Still Finds Plenty to do in Spite of the War. Paris, March SI.—(Correspondence of The Associated Press)—"The war has put very few wage earners out of employment In Prance," says Score tary Jouhaux of the Federation of La bor Syndicates of the department of the Seine, to The Associated Press. "Of the six million workmen in France," he added, "it is estimated that between one and a half and two million are in the army. The rest And plenty to do. Building Is at a stand still "but other industries absorb the help thus made idle. Machinists and metal workers generally in the unoc cupied regions are working to the lim it. Nearly all the little local machine shops, as well as the large establish ments such as motor-car works, and engine building plants are doing something for the army, making shells or cartridges or repairing motor-care and other parts of the equipment. "For a general revival of com merce, a full revival of industry is necessary," says Monsieur Jouhaux, "and that can com* only with the end »f hostilities consequently the shop keeper suffers far more than the worker." •Monsieur Jouhaux, who is one of the conspicuous militants of the revo lutionary wing of the socialist party and In Close touch with socialists of all European countries, predicts that the issue of the war will have a greater repercussion upon internationalism than upon nationalism, supposing the allies were victorious. "It is this eventuality," he says, "that has had a deterring Influence upon Italy. The •halting of impeerialism, represented by the German allied empires, is nec essarily disturbing to crowned heads already alarmed hy the growth of so cialism In their kingdoms. The Czar undertsood what It would mean and ha« suddenly become liberal. "As to Mace, a militant victory will be worth only its economical tri umph the so-called political reforms we have fought for are really econ omic since the necessary Justice to the man whose effort produces the wealth of the nation will prove an economic advantage. We have done with politicians and politics: their elimination Cram our movement, and the war, will put an end to an equlvo cat situation. "The syndicalists, whose anti-patri ntlem was feared in case of war, have I proven in the trenches what they are I worth to the country, and their influ ence wfll be so much the greater. The I struggle between capital and labor will doubtless be resumed after the other great battle has been won, but It will I be conducted with less passion than before." Boys at play are more likely to play war than to play school. It is not a. good way to refute false hood by trying to overcome it with more falsehood. 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So one hears born and bred cockneys, who have never taken a four hour's trip from London, says the Globe, tell a person that he will "flx him up" with as much con viction as a Connecticut Yankee—for the expression is a true Yankeetam and has never been current in the southern states. Educated English men and women' not only get oft Americanisms unconsciously but seri ously. Newspaperdom has harrowed large ly of its slang from the states in story, write-up," "thrown down," "cub," "live paper" and the like. American business men have popu larised in England such phrases aB "made good" and "back to the woods," and "quick lunch" restaurants have sprung up. Even on the underground railways the conductors eay "step live ly" instead of the old "please 'urryi up." Other bits of current slang attribut able to American influence, ragtime and otherwise, are: "The glad cyp," "I don't think," "some peach," "make a date," "freeze on to," "makes one tired," "surest thing you know" and kindred expressions. Cbe Allen "34"""call or phone todty loOrkrTHE ALLEN MOTOR CO, Fo«.ri.,0. ALLEN AUTO CO. Wahpeton, N. Dak. Distributors for North Dakota. Dealers—Write or wire for Agency Proposition. Th^ Uiti?Z!? O W of all ."y"*1 i» W*rt of the dally life Ud p2±u£™£L a h»iair eed I ante st oore Automobile mM «*»«al de- -rie* with •leee than two cents a mile to oper- gP drive it—no be- retaiia*1! [I r' *I|' 'I -f." •if iU PAGE TWO. THE GRAND FORKS DAILY HERALD, 1 Sometimes the man who goes into business for himself is not as much his own boss as when he worked on salary. No motor car is better than its specifications ALLEN "34" his for I A W 1 1 4 TSS^S VibJ'**' Runyhout. 9440 Town Car, ««»0 O^SvUT c®»P»»teIjr equipped, at t. 0. b. Co. & S I Ml? tekim&i uumsm (,!{^ SSSBa ,'•," '&„, WHITE HOUSE BEING MADE NEW PAINTERS USE INGENIOUS PLAN White House as it looks today. It is net an meommon sight to see painters working about the White House in the every yew the old mansion grte a neW coat of'piintT^^tetime/jud^ng^'rom^no2G,efXB,eJteS?0it Wh? theywere building the historic mansion aU over. The .up-to-date painter dispenses with rape, hooks and ladder.^ The new process is a succession of tiers of ladders stood on ends, tweoi the rungs from the ground to the roof, thereby enabling many painters to work on one wall at the sam« Zeppelin Raiders Give Eng lish People Scare—Au thorities Forget. Iondon, March 31.—^(Correspond ence of The Associated Press)—A small town in the south of England, which was ordered to take the usual military precautions on the occasion of one of the recent false alarms re garding Zeppelin raiders, lived for nearly twenty-four hours under a martial law which prevented anyone from even going into the streets—all because somebody iu Iondon forgot to notify the local authorities that things were all right. A correspond ent in the town gives some details of this occurrence,' mention of which In the newspapers was forbidden by the occasion. "I arrived home late in the even ing after a visit to London, to And my wife and the maids nuddled in a cir cle In the cellar scullery. The light of a flickering candle fell on their pal lid faces. The rest of the house was in darkness. So were airtbe streets, Our special Constables had valiantly dashed forth at the first alarm and turned out ail the street lamps. In some cases they had. adopted the simpler method of •mashing them. "If I were not for fear of the cen sor, I could ten a great deal more about our Zeppelin night. It produc ed many stirring scenes. The ladles who hurried out into the cold, dim world, each with a baby clutched In one hand and a bag-full of belongings in the other, will not, soon forget it. "The night really lasted all the next day as well, and the local milkmen who were coming in from the countiy were hot admitted to our beleagured streets. -While we were shut off from the outer world we all thought "Inkf FRENCH TO BEGIN GREAT DRIVE SOON General French at ho looks tadi General French, commander in chief of the great British army in France, has made all his plans for the great drive against the Germans. His new army of a million men is expected to begin operations within the next three or four weeks. FAISE ALARM PtOPff STAY IN ot Prsemysl. "Our Zeppelin night was rather a mystery, for nobody knew just how It began. We never knew, for to •tance, why the streets were blocked. I believe the Germans are very clever, but so Tar as known, they have never threatened to bring their Zeppelins in on wheels. Nor can we flnd out Why tfte Inspector of Markets, a local of ficial well known to everybody. Was refused admission to the. town where he wa#born and bred. /The policeman ,on'.:«ar beat said days afterward that ft was false alarm, and that someone in London had forgotten to telephone down to relesse,.then» from the marital law hurrledly ordered on *be first rumor* of a rald. Anrwury for tw*nty-f«pr Jro&rs we all really remember^i that Iti- wmm .* -i .* 1 fc.f2.-s with boards passedbo? E FMEJMMERS Nearly Thousand Turkish Soldiers Taken by British Troops along Suez Canal Cairo, March 30—(Correspondence of The Associated Press)—Nearly a thousand Turkish prisoners taken by the British troops in the lighting along the Suez Canal are interned at Toura, in buildings which were formely the Egyptian government's small arms factory. There are twelve Turkish officers, who are separated from the rank and file by barb-wire fence running around their quarters.' They have a large room with rugs, beds and bedding racks for their kits -and clothing, a mess room equal to those seen In Brit ish officere' quarters, and bath rooms. Papers and books In Arabic are sup plied them regularly, and most of them purchased new clothing out of money advanced for this purpose. These officers draw half, the regular, pay for their rank from the British paymasters, although their pay from their own treasury is said to be eev eral months In arrears. The men's quarters include one large dormitory hall and several smaller rooms. The men are in big squads each under a sergeant. Their clothes furnished by the government, include a dark-blue uniform suit df drill, underwear, handkerchiefs, feses, boots, slippers and socks. In the great hall the authorities Jtave screened oft a space for use as a mosque. ... Unexpected things are always hap pening. German prisoners of war In England are marrying English girls to such an extent as to start objec tions. O AT a Get WILLARD Battery Service tf? 'f iK-i ''A il"«'0' 'ni^ .ry^ 11 !v London—A wounded soldier brought to a London hospital gasped "my name is Ford, Cork—wife and seven chil dren. Then he became unconscious. The war office found the wife and brought her to London expenses paid, two days before her husband died. London—A young English officer back for a week from the water soaked trencheis In France apologised to his host for a bad cold saying he "caught it" after arriving in London by taking a bath. London—A SLondon newspaper has '"•tlfutea campaign to gather "Ave shilling hampers' for the soldiers con taining food tobacco and candy. Hun dreds are sent daily to the trenches. London—A London publishing house announces that a hook on the "Life A'J®rt of Belgium" Is now in the hands of Albert at the front who Is himself reading and revising the proofs. London—British officers at the front p®'11*: German fleld howltser a "whis wime.'* H,fbt fleW London Buckingham palace, .Georges home, prefers gas to electricity^and has installed 28 IVftS* Mioro'naUnJTpewer'of 20,000 candles about the palace. ooKcmtirwe root*. In the old d#ys a king's court Was never complete without the presence ofa. fool. His antics and utterances **f*. necessary to relieve the enhui •nd distresring solemnity of ths con vention. This fool was usually a sal trt*d sttache of the royal household. Back of his flippant fustlsn there was, howfever, a restraining taatinet in this fool that governed .Ms drivel. The king's fool was never known to force T?£.,nto *eompany where he was not bidden, flueh resumption on his part wouldhave speedily ereated a va erne? for afresh feoFs froUas. tacfcwvW' Csiiw- wark #*Mjr Prompt CfcattMra«g«uMg.' McGOEY & BINNIE ^I! 1 -s f" 1 KUBEtT German Submersible U-28 has Regular Route Between Maas and North Hinder. Rotterdam, March 30—(Corre spondence, of The Associated Press)— The German submarine "U-28," ac cording to seamen who travel, between this port and England, has a regular beat which she patrols, between the Maas Lightship and the North Hinder. Practically every day she ie on duty along that route watching for the rail way and cargo steamers on their way to Hull or Harwich or Rotterdam. She has a number ot captures to her credit at this point, although she has not yet succeeded In getting any or the fast mail or railway packet boats. Their speed is superior and they vary their course on eacn trip so as to make it impossible for the submarine to lie in wait along the way. The following description of the pursuit of one of the railway steam ers is published here: "The ship was pounding along at twelve knots, when suddenly there was a flash of sunlight on the surface of the sea. maybe two miles away, and the lookout called sharply, 'Subma rine on the port bow!' "There was a sharp command to the man at the wheel and the ship changed her course. Then a quick call down the tube and heenglneer sang out to his stokers, 'Beat her up, boys, U-28 is having another go.' "Down the stokehold tumbled the deckhands, eager to help with shovel and oil can. The water jumped in the gauge, the safety valves showed signs of torment, there was a smell of heat ed bearings, the ship began to quiver, while the perspiring crew made bets with each other on tne race. "The captain himself took the wheel. Beside him stood the ship's boy. watching with fascinated eyee the white wake which marked the course of the submarine sailing at fourteen knots to cut them off. Smoke and (Ire streamed from the funnels and there was «n odor of burning paint. The iron deck chattered and groaned un der the demands of the engines and the ship gained headway. "Suddenly the captain's shoulder gave a lurch, his arms shot down, the boy thrown ofT his balance fell against the bulwarke, and the ship swerved in a half circle on a new course. Grad ually the speed rose to thirteen, four teen and a half knots. The captain's face relaxed into a smile. "What if the engine should break down?" thought the boy, as his eyes again sought that distant white wake. In the long stern chase the same thought often came to the captain, but his face showed nothing but a quiet interest and his* hands held strong on the wheel. Smaller and smaller grew the pursuer, until Anally It sullenly gave up the chase. Then came a MhrMtos. II Pi:, 3# IN We have no fences to mend before asking you for Diamond Squeegee Tire preference. This tire's record in 1914 was so clean—so thoroughly satisfying to 99 out of evety 100 users that it stands out as the bright spot in the haze of tire argument. And bear in mind the above tioned figures are not ours, Wit repre sent the testimony of hundreds of tire dealers covering the sale of over 500,000 Diamond Squeegee Tread Tires. 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Paris—A French private back from the front related how an English newspaper woman in Belgium stopped in a road while German bullets were flying and nonchalantly powdered her nose, then walked calmly to safer quarters. Petrograd—Russian officers report capnpn captured from the Germans evidences that they were the same an cient pieces used in the Franco-Prua sian war. Diamond Squeegss 30x3 30x3J4 32x3K 33*4 In order to understand precisely what the ten or a dozen nations now engaged win escape, let us imagine what the results would be if the pen sion system of the great western democracy followed the present war. According to trustworthy estimates, about 18,000,000 men, representing both the armies and navies, will en gage in this struggle. The American Civil wkr enlisted something more than ,000,000 on the northern and llilll Pings! Dead Cylinders! Carbon! 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