The nonpartisan leader. [volume], November 29, 1917, Image 13

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All the dope
Against
tlie League
Squanders Fifty $
Billion Dollars
(By B. B. & Co.
wire)
The League Is no
more. After col
lecting fifty billion
dollars it blew up
last night. Just as
we said—it was a
fake. In an inter
view on the matter
Teddy Roosevelt
said: "This is a
great blow to me.
I expected to have
the League live
another week as I
have prepared a
a
against it, which it
is now useless to
print."
A Boob
#7
Reads the Leader—
Can't Borrow Money
Farmer Brown, a
rank "disloyalist,"
was denied a loan
at the Punkinville
bank, because he
was caught reading
The Nonpartisan
Leader the other
day. The patriotic
banker refused to
give him a cent.
eighty
BETWEEN THEROWS
BY FARMER JON
The Daily Old Gangster
Full underground leased wire report from Big Biz & Co., Wall Street, N. T.
Published in
every city THURSDAY, NOVEMBER 27, 1917
NONPARTISAN LEAGUE AGAIN BANKRUPT
TOUCH NOT!
Our source ot income.
Farmers Refuse To Buy Liberty Bonds,
Also To Pay Taxes and To Listen
To Sound Political Advice
Farmers, getting fat and rich on war
profits, are proved to be slackers. This
is the statement today of three bankers,
four packers and two millers, who met
at the Chamber of Commerce to arrange
a loyalty meeting to inject new patriot
ism into the tillers of the soil.
a a
Ought to be Shot
Governor Fire
twist of the Annie
sotta P. S. com
mission issued a
at a
saying that League
leaders must be
"stood up against
a wall." It's Hie
only way to defeat
the farmers at the
next election he
says.
Farmers Set Class
Against Class
The farmers tried
to meet at Podunk
yesterday but the
business men drove
them out with rot
ten eggs and a fire
hose. This shows
the League move
ment is a class
movement.
"Keep a pig," says Herbert Hoover.
Tet a few Minot (N. D.) citirens who
tried to do it, got into trouble with Bill
longer.
•ariety.
IN TERMS OF FARM PRODUCTS
But when trouble came
He didn't seem game,
He picked up and streaked off hell
bentsky.
The fare to Chicago takes one load of oats, and tips to the
porter the price of two slioats the meals in the diner, six bushels
of wheat—one bushel at least for each portion of meat our good
mooley calf and our rooster are worth exactly the same as a good
lower berth when you land at the depot, three bushels of flax are
needed to settle the bill for the hacks a bell-hop comes racing to
carry your grip, and a setting of eggs doesn't equal the
tip the price of a room in a classy hotel, takes all of the onions
a man has to sell a big nigger presses a suit of your duds, and
away goes a couple of bushels of spuds a beautiful waitress comes
smiling your way, and you tip her the price of a good load of hay
you go to a show, like a sociable guy, and give a spring colt for
the tickets you buy you remember your auntie with some souve
nirs, and sacrifice both of your fine yearling steers you splash
in the lake, and you visit the courses, and find that you've gone
through a span of young horses!
You hang around Chy for a long week or more, and squander
that
They tried to keep the blind
There once was a man named Keren
gfcy
At first he looked simply immensky,
IT COMES HIGHER NOW
Every time you lick a postage stamp
you taste the finest quality of tapioca
starch, says a new government bulle
tin. Last year enough tapioca, 517,000
pounds, was used on the 11,289,000,000
stamps to give every man, woman and
child in New York City a big dish of
tapioca pudding.
This is comforting reading, now that
stamps cost 3 cents instead of two.
But we don't live in New fork City.
in Eange 54 and long before leaving this modern-day
Home, you find it essential to mortgage your home—BUT
"BANG" GOES YOUR LITTLE BRASS, DOLLAR ALARM 1
YOU AWAKE, AND, THANK HEAVEN—YOU ARE STIJiL
ON THE FARM! J. E. T.
Of politicians
For politicians
By politicians
Price—anything we
can sting you for
Townley Disloyal—
Wears Long Hair
The president of
the Nonpartisan
league is fighting
the government.
He was observed
last night at a cafe
eating doughnuts,
and lie refused to
save the holes to
help solve the food
shortage.
The barber who
shaved him told his
wife's great aunt
that Townley was
heard to say, while
in the barber's
chair, that "the
war will last till
peace comes." This
is pr o-G a
propaganda of the
Farmer Caught
Eating Meat on
Meatless Day.
kind.
This Is a picture
of our own patron
saint.
Farmer Smith
refuses to help con
serve the food sup
ply. He lives 40
miles from town
and ran out of fish
last meatless day
and ate a can of
canned snail, which
meat under the
ruling of the
department.
food
Whole Nation Unpatriotic
The demand for copies of the resolu
tions of the St. Paul conference is so
great that it proves practically every
body in the United States is a traitor.
Otherwise, why should they want to
read these resolutions?
This is our nine-lived cat of slander
SOME MOUTH
"Mrs. Smith, do have some more ice
cream," said the hostess.
"Thank you," said Mrs. Smith, **I
will, but Just a mouthful."
"Mary, fill Mrs. Smith's plate," said
the hostess.
The official status of a Ford has now
been determined by the courts. In Hoy
versus Gorst, 154 Pacific reporter, the
opinion of the court opens with the
words: "This is an action in replevin
to recover a Ford machine, called in
the complaint an automobile.''-v"•
JOHN KNOX IS A GOOD NAME
FOR A REFORMER EVERT RE
FORMER KNOCKS MORE OR LESS
—THAT'S PART OF HIS NECES
BART BUSINESS.
LIBRARIANS FIND THAT OF ALL.
PROFESSIONAL OR TRADESMEN
BOOKKEEPERS GIVE THEM THE
MOST TROUBLE.
Like
Perfectly Good Po
tato Found in
Farmers' Garbage
Can.
A scandal oc
curred yesterday at
on a
Gov't food sleuths
found a spud in the
a a a
thrown out by Mrs.
Farmer Jones.
"Warrants will be
issued. Jones is
an a
lip a otic al
though his four
sons are in the
army.
a
Doctor says
BOSTON, Mass. Not long ago a
man came to me who was nearly half a
century old and asked me to give him a
preliminary examination for life insur
ance. I was astonished to find him with
the blood pressure of a boy of 20 and as
full of vigor, vim and vitality as a young
man: in fact a young man he really was
notwithstanding his age. The secret he
said was talking iron—nuxated iron had
filled him with renewed life. At 30 he was
in bad health: at 46 he was careworn
and nearly all in. Now at 50 after taking
Nuxated Iron a miracle of vitality and
his face beaming with the buoyancy of
youth. As I have said a hundred times
over, iron is the greatest of all strength
builders. If people would only take Mux*
ated Iron when tliey feel weak or run
down, instead of dosing themselves with
habit-forming drugs, stimulants and alco
holic beverages I am convinced that in
this way they could ward off disease,
preventing it becoming organic in thou
sands of cases and thereby the lives of
thousands might be saved who now die
every year from penumonia, grippe, kid
ney, liver, heart trouble and other dan
gerous maladies. The. real and true
cause which started their diseases was
nothing more nor less than a weakened
condition brought on by lack of iron
in the blood. Iron is absolutely neces
sary to enable your blood to change
food into living tissue. Without it, no
matter how much or what you eat, your
food merely passes through you without
doing you any good. You don't get the
strength out of it and as a consequence
you become weak, pale and sickly look
ing just like a plant trying to grow in
a soil deficient in iron. If you are not
strong or well you owe it to yourself to
make the following test: See how long
you can work or how far you can walk
without becoming tired. Next take two
five-grain tablets of ordinary nuxated
iron three times per day after meals for
two weeks. Then test your strength
again and see for yourself how much
ADVERTISEMENTS
Boy at
5^
With
Vitality-Taking Iron Did It
Nuxated Iron
Bubbling Over
is greatest of all strength builders—Often incres^dv
the strength and endurance of delicate, nervous folks 100
per cent, in two woeks' time.
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you have gained. I have seen dozens of
nervous run-down people who were ail
ing all the while, double their strength
and endurance and entirely get rid
of all symptoms of dyspepsia, liver and
other troubles in from ten to fourteen
days time simply by taking iron ir. the
proper form. And this after they had
in some cases been doctoring for months
without obtaining any benefit. But don't
take the old forms of reduced iron, iron
acetate or tincture of iron simply to save
a few cents. You must take iron in a
form that can be easily absorbed and as
similated like nuxated iron if you want
it to do you any good, otherwise it may
prove worse than useless. Many an
athlete or prizefighter has won the day
simply because lie knew the secret of
great strength and endurance and filled
his blood with iron before he went into
the affray, while many another has gone
down to inglorious defeat simply for the
lack of iron.—E. Sauer, M. D.
First Annual
Livestock Show and Sale Held by the
Equity Co-Operative Exchange
NOTE —.Nuxated Iron recommended
above by Dr. E. Sauer, is not a patent
medicine nor secret remedy, but one
which is well known to druggists and
whose iron constituents are widely pre
scribed by eminent physicians everywhere.
Unlike the older inorganic iron products
it is easily assimilated, does not injure
the teeth, make them black, nor upset the
stomach on the contrary, it is a most
potent remedy in nearly all forms of in
digestion aS well as for nervous, run
down conditions. The manufacturers
have such great confidence in nuxated
iron, that they offer to forfeit $100.00 to
any charitable institution If they cannot
take any man or woman under 60 who
lacks iron, and increase their strength 100
per cent or over in four weeks' time pro
vided they have no serious organic trou
ble. They also offer to refund your
money if it does not at least double your
strength and endurance in ten days' time.
It is dispensed in this. city by all good
druggists.
South St. Paul, Minnesota
December 11th
and 12
th
Full blooded registered stock of all
standard breeds will be sold at this
sale. If you have stock to sell write
us at once. If you wish to buy breed
ing stock of any standard breed come
to this SHOW AND SALE.
fOR FURTHER INFORMATION ADDRESS
The Equity
Co-Operative Exchange
Livestock Department
South St. Paul, Minnesota
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