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in $ §fi 7 $ t*c: A significant word from Cuba since Secretary Taft went there in effort to bring about amicable settlement of the revolution is that in many cases the insurgents are becoming restless, the discipline is bad and many are breaking up into bands for the pur .flpose of independent movement with Iview to plunder. The fact of the mat ter is that many of the revolutionists are what might be called freebooters and cut-throats, and have welcomed the present state of disaffection in Cuba as affording them an opportunity for their lawless deeds, such as they enjoyed in the "good old days" under Spanish rule when murder and rapine were events of everj* day occurrence From its earliest history there has existed in Cuba such lawless class of people. At one time a few genera tions ago, they infested the coast as pirates, swooping down with their lit tle sloops or schooners upon all un armed vessels which chanced their way, and as such they were only final ly suppressed by the British, who as late as the '30s, drew a cordon around the island outside of the three-mile limit, which with little hesitation they reduced to suit their convenience when it came to the matter of pur suing a suspicious craft. These crafts ONE TYPE OF THE CUBAN REVOLUTIONIST Many are Freebooters and Cut-Throats Eager for the Oppor it of Plunder. Kind of Country in Which the Freebooter Thrives. were chased into some one of the numerous coves or bays which indent the coast of Cuba, and when their crews were captured they were taken to Jamaica for trial, where it was a short shift between there and the hangman's noose. Frequently the ves sels were driven ashore by the Eng lish cruisers, and the crews of the pirate ships, making their escape, be came pirates on land like the old-time buccaneers of Hispaniola, with the dif ference that they rarely made war upon the country people, who almost invariably stood in with them. The remnants of these pirates, or freebooters, have existed in Cuba to the present day, their ranks having been recruited from time to time by the country people who, finding them selves in some difficulty with the au thorities, preferred the free, careless life of the freebooter to going to pris on. It can scarcely be claimed, ex cept in rare instances, that the pres ent day semi-lawless set in Cuba is formed of the descendents of the orig inal pirates, although their methods and manner of living are about the same. Occasionally an individual may be found who will tell you unblushing ly that his father or grandfather was one of the pirates. As a rule these people are without religion, laws, or sacred traditions, and when the op portunity has occurred they have com mitted deeds of shocking ferocity, scarcely equaled by those of the sav age Indians on our frontier when they were upon the warpath in their most palmy days. In some respects they are worse than our savages, for the Indians made war only upon their enemies and were always true to each other, being bound together by their own laws and traditions. But it is not so with these Cuban freebooters, and it was owing to their treacherous «fi$r .Mrs. Newedde—"Certainly you may take some of those biscuits to your friend. Is he hungry too?" ..,, .,,'^ Weary-r,'No, mum. he's a geologjutfL" i& -,? /•«,* t*$ w^^^mM^m&^.mis^^^m^k^ JJys#sisM^ methods, which multiplied with each fresh outbreak of an insurrection, that inspired the Spaniards to commit many of the cruel deeds attributed to them during their struggle to main tain their grasp upon the island. The Spaniards called these outlaws "bandidos" and always pursued them with more or less relentless vigor, but their buccaneering methods were such that neither the Spanish Guardia Civil nor the Spanish infantryman was very effective against them. They, like the buccaneers of old, lived off the coun try, and the country supplied all their immediate necessities, whether their depredations were carried on in or ganized bands or by roaming individ uals. In the fertile tropical land of Cuba the life of these freebooters is com paratively easy. As a matter of fact, after these Cuban gentry have tasted of it, it is hard for them to relinquish it They live in a land of eternal sum mer, where in normal times cattle, honey and sweet potatoes abound. Why should they work when God has given them so much? The peaceful farmer of the interior, no matter how little he labors in the field, produces a great deal more than he can con sume, and he is ever ready to share it with whomsoever comes along, and consequently the roving freebooter, who would be a simple tramp else where, finds subsistence easy. He may be a fugitive from justice, and then he learns to look upon all those who are rich or in government service, either as civilians or soldiers, as his enemies, and he only awaits the opportune moment when a leader steps forth to organize him and others like him into a formidable band. After the insurrection was over and the brief war with Spain had been fought out the country was so com pletely devastated that such of these ex-freebooters as remained were obliged to come into the towns and cities, where they posed as patriots and came in for their share of loot in the way of Red Cross supplies issued to starving reconcentrados. Then there was that pay which the Ameri cans ceded to Gomez to pay his sol diers, when as a matter of fact his so-called army had been practically exterminated before the beginning of the war with Spain. They came in for some of that. The supplies and soldiers' pay quieted the turbulent spirit of those former outlaws for a time, although during the occupation of the islands there were many examples of their capabilities. Dear Girls. "Yes," said Tess, "Mr. Goodley gave me this ring. I accepted him last night." "Did you?" replied Jess. "I'm so glad." "Are you really? He used to call on you, didn't he?" "Yes, and I was beginning to fear I'd have to accept him." I ^•jmtoUJiuUi «~,Ttj4, At the present moment the tailor made gowns loom large on the horizon of the fashionable woman's sky, and some of the newest models are charm ing. I have been specially captivated with the three-quarter length Louis XVII. coats, which will be so very fashionable this coming winter. They are eminently becoming to well-set up figures, and they have a careless grace which is all their own. These coats are shaped to the figure, yet they give the impression of looseness they are rarely worn fastened 1n any way in front, and they fit after the manner of a driving glove moulded to the figure, and yet—loose. One of the new models which won my unqualified approval was composed of chiffon-cloth in pastel pink—a dull shade which had in it a touch of mauve as well as salmon. The round skirt cleared the ground and was set in at pleats—the latter being neatly stitched down from waist to hips the three-quarter coat in Louis XVII. style, had some handsome silk embroideries on the pockets and on the large cuffs, and the lining was of black and white taffetas in narrow stripes. The em broideries were worked in silks which matched exactly the cloth and the whole effect was most original and attractive. Another walking gown of the same genre was made of pearl gray serge, with elaborate machine stitchings on the round skirt and on the cuffs and pockets of the coat in this case the coat was lined with the new gray-blue satin and there were Waists and blouses for fall and win ter wear will be trimmed with lace and handwork as have the waists of lighter material for summer wear. Cashmere voile with baby Irish all Glace Silk Blouse. over and silk are combined in one de velopment of dressy waist, while French henrietta with hand embroid- *^Ws*w4tyWtMaM SOME HONfcs. He who maims and speeds away will live to drive another day. Faint-hearted driver never won fair lady. "Oh, that this too, too solid flesh would melt, thaw and resolve itself into a dew"—so as not to make a Jar when the machine strikes it. Don't cry over spilt milk—be thank ful it wasn't the gasoline. But trailing clouds of gory do we come. Where ignorance is bliss, 'tis folly to let them know you got it in a raffle. Man wants but little here below. (This makes no reference to the po lice judge). A very ancient and fish-like smell. A bribe in time saves a fine. There is so much bad in the best of them There is so much good in the worst of them, That it does not behoove us owners of any of them To talk about the machines of the rest #. of them. :*v#. The Popularity of the Tailor-Made Gown Tailor-Mades—One a Corselet Ski rt with Bolero Fastened Together with Straps, and the Other a Mantle of Fine Cream-Colored Face Cloth. Women's Waists for Winter Wear some lovely buttons, in Art Nouveau style, of gray-blue enamel and dull silver. Round skirts will be more worn than ever this autumn—especial ly with three-quarter coats it would seem as if these important looking garments ought to be accompanied by a trained skirt but no, they look ex ceedingly smart and trim with a well cut round skirt which clears the ground. Some exquisite tea gowns which I saw were made of the cobweb muslin, with lavish incrustations of. Brussels point de gaze and with raised embroid ery work in fine white threads. The gowns were cut en princesse, and had a quantity of lace arranged in soft frills on the bodice and elbow sleeves, Crossed over the breast and tied be hind in a big "Mousmee" bow were lengths of crepe de Chine, embroid ered and fringed with silver! For tea-gowns and for dinner dresses of a somewhat picturesque order the "Mousmee" sash will be a leading fea ture this autumn to very slender figures it is eminently becoming, but it is not for the many. With regard to the hats for autumn wear, it is difficult to speak. They are for the greater part so wonderful and yet so simple. The most popular mode of the moment is the cloche brim sur mounted by an immense crown of taffetas round this crown a length of ribbon is twisted and tied in a large bow at the left side, towards the front, and the hat is raised on an amazingly high bandeau—the latter covered with loops of ribbon. ery are utilized in others. All soft woolens and silks are adaptable for the blouse waist, and the short sleeves will be quite as much worn as during the summer. An effective elaboration may be found in French veiling with Irish and Val lace, silk poplin with repousse lace, eyelet needlework and fancy galloon, and also in crepe de Chine with hand embroidery. Wide and narrow tucks are being shown on the up-to-date shirt waists. One ef fective method of treatment is a group of fine tucks taken up at each side of the back turn from the center and continued to the waist line. Two similar groups are arranged at the front, where wider ones are also made, the first two extending to the lower edge while the others terminate at yoke depth, allowing the fullness to remain free over the bust. When blouses are made of glace silk the best effect is obtained when they are made plain. In our illustra tion we show a wafet made of cream glace, which is of the simplest possi ble pattern fastened at the back. The trimming consists of a box-pleat up the center of the front and a square cut piece at the neck. Both these are edged with silk frills headed by nar row Insertion. The sleeves are gath ered into the armhole, and below the elbow into a band that is finished by a frill. The fastening is down the back. As a becoming hat for this shirt waist a Tuscan hat trimmed with rib bon and an osprey plume is effective. The materals required for the blouse are four yards of silk 22 inches wide and three yards of frilling. PLEASURES OF CAMPING OUT. Have you ever under a tent— A Spent A few days of unalloyed bliss? ,_ TT J^f-,, W Is what you'll find it out to be! We Tried It this year just for a spell. Well Rain fell In torrents every day. Say, Noah never had such a flood. Up to our ankles we were doused, .. Soused! And then the insects, brutes with wings, -«r Things You ve read about, but never seen, ,. Green, Kea, yellow, black, of every hue. •™r A Phew! We thought our Nemisis\had come! T„ Hum Like fury all the day and night. Bite, sting, get into your drink and food! Heav'ns! not to speak of emmets' nests, _. Pests That crawl down your neck, and a score More Of beastly insects—not for me! __ He, Who Bays this sort of thing's all right. Might Be reasonably on the spot tsmiipjL^i* «s 5r*les»i*w shot! The captain's eyes, roving dully over the :ocky knobs and hollows that sur rounded him, rested at length on a bright object among the pile of stones. It wag a small silver flask. "It's more'n half full o' suthin," he decided, "licker, hkely's not." He unscrewed the cap and applied the mouth of the flask to his nose— 'Tis licker!" he grunted. "I hain't tetched any licker, but once, since I shaped a course arter the widder," he argued mentally, "an' that's more'n three years ago. But she won't know no more about it," tilting the flask determinedly, "than she will about my bein' here on Whaleback, ^apsizea an' stove. There! Blamed if that didn't go right to the spot!" A comforting warmth arose and dis tributed itself over the captain's ana tomy, and even his damp feet began to glow cheerfully. "It's all-fired lucky Cap'n Higgins's over to Bass river, 'cause he'd manage to find out where I'd been if it took him a month o' Sundays, an' he'd like nuthin' better—him an' me not bein' ez good friends ez we useter—than to tell everybody in Fairport—'specially the wdder—that I'd got capsized in the Hoi se Race All ai once Capt Stubbs dropped his wet sleeve and listened eagerly. "Wonder what 'tis?" he queried aloud, "sounds like one of them oil boats over to the P'int, hope to good ness ii is one of 'em, 'cause then I'll git took off." He peered over the lump of rock and the next instant dropped stiffly to his knees. "Of all the cussed luck!" he growled savagely, "seem's ez if there wan't goin' to be no let-up to it. I'd gin' a hundred dollars ruther'n had Lemuel Higgms ketch me marooned on this "Taint Your Fault She Ain't Mis' Lemuel Higgins This Minit, Neither." blamed old ledge, an' here he comes, lickety-split—though where he's com in' from gits me." The captain promptly spreadeagled his wet body flat on the rock, face down, and waited anxiously. That moment a quavering hail arose from below: "Cap'n Stubbs?" The captain held his breath. "Hig-gins hez seen the dory," he ac knowledged regretfully, "but mebbe he ain't seen me!" "Cap'n Stubbs?" The hail arose again, penetrating and insistent. "What be you layin' up there for? Why don't you say suthin'—be you hurt?" Reluctantly Capt. Stubbs crawled to his feet and stared down calmly at his interrogator. "I was jest restin'," Capt. Amos an swered sarcastically. "What do you 6'pose was doin'—diggin' clams?" The man in the dory guffawed hoarsely'. "You'd better come down an' git aboard," he went on, as Capt. Amos glowered at him, "but you'll hev' to swim. I dassent come in no nigher it's full of rocks in there, an' I might hit my perpeller on some of 'em." The castaway planted his feet wide apart and thrust out his chin, shoving his hands deep into his wet pockets. "Be you comin' or ain't you?" Hig gins demanded impatiently. 'I want to git in 'fore dark, an' I ain't got no time to fool away 'round here, argy' ing." "I ain't heard nobody ask you to," retorted Capt. Amos, ungraciously. "I've al'lus taken care of myself so fur an' I reckon I kin keep on a-doin' of it without any extry help. If I wuz you—** "Then I'll jest give you a chance to git yourself to Fa«irport, you pigheaded old cues!" yelled Capt. Higgins, with a snort of exasperation. "If I didn't know you'd signed the pledge I sh'd think you'd been drinkin'—or was out of your head I'm goin' home." "Hold on a mjnit!" shouted Amos, (Scrambling down the slope of the ledge, "Don't he so tetchy. I didn't say 1 didn't want to De took off at all, did I? I only said I wan't pertlc'ler 'bout it if I had to do any more swlm min'. Mebbe I won't hev' ter." And Capt. Amos—with a deep-water sailor's unerring spring, landed square ly on the boat's half-deck. The red of the sunset faded into pearl—and darkening gray. From the lighthouse on Fort Point a golden fin ger shot seaward and the frosted edge of the full moon crept gradually into the cloudless sky. An inexplicable spell, conjured perhaps by the half mysterious peace broodieg under the •wines rot, the comlne niarht. flooded r^ym-?t'i£i\ sooooooosoes gPP™**AJWQOOOOO«^ Friendship vs. Woman's Love By WILLIAM FORSTER BROWN. Capt. Amos Stubbs, puffing like an overworked tugboat, drew his pudgy form out of the water and climbed laboriously across the jagged ridges of Whaleback ledge. "Darn it!" he wheezed wrathfully, as he reached the top—a small, cir cumscribed area of dry rock—"Guess I might ez well make up my mind to stay here all night. I wouldn't hev Widder Tompkins find out I'd been fool ei'ough to git ketched in the Horse Race an' capsized for a carload o' lob sters." soooo Capt. Amos' soul, awakening old and potent memories. "Lem?" he said diffidently—uncon sciously using the familiar diminutive that had not passed his lips for years —"j'you notice how terribly pretty the s&y looks over there to the west'ard? I ain't seen it look like that for years* an' it sorter reminds me of the time we was young fellers—with old man Bragg in the Dreadnaught—in '63 "Yes," assented Capt Lemuel, thoughtfully, "an" speakm* 'bout the Dreadnaught, do you remember how we uster hook a share of the grog bein' too young to hev' any, regular. Blamed if I don't wit»h I had that ol' tin pannikin o' mine here now, with some in it." Capt. Amos' heart gave a sudden throb of anticipation. "Say?" he remarked deprecatinglj|, 'course I ain't a-sayin' there is any thing o' that sort aboard this dory, but s'posm' there,wuz? Would you prom ise—on the BiDle if we had one—not to say anything to—to—Fairport, 'bout my btin' capsized—if I gin' you some'" Capt. Higgins stopped his oar and reaching forth, grasped his dory mate shoulder, whirling him around unceremoniously. "Do you mean to say you've got some licker, Amos Stubbs9" he de manded sternly. Capt Stubbs explained and produced the flask. Capt Higgins elevated for a long minate and returned it with' a deep sigh of satisfaction. "It's curious how set some women is agm' a little licker," he commented, with glistening eyes, "all foolishness, too." "So 'tis—so 'tis," concurred Capt. Amos, raising the flask in turn "I al' lus said so 'specially if their fust hus bands couldn't stand much, women is all-fired queer, anyhow." "They certainly be," acknowledged the tall captain, eyeing the flask hope fully, "an' that's one reason I've been so everlastin' s'prised at seein' you a chasm' one of 'em at your time of life, throwin' over ol' friends an' actin' stubborn an' cont'ray—'s if you was a young feller o' 20." "Me Ei-chasin' of 'em!" retorted Capt Amos indignantly. "What hev' you been dcin' yourself, I'd like to know? Ain't you been a-goin' up to the wid der's every Thursday night for the last three years? An' trym' to pizen her mind agin' me? 'Tain't your fault she ain't Mis' Lemuel Higgins this minit, nuther—why don't you say suthin?" Capt Higgins moistened his lips. 'If 'twan't for things bein' as they be," he ventured hesitatingly, "I dunno but I'd be tempted to make a sorter proposition to you, Am Stubbs but I s'pose it wouldn't be no use—you bein' so set on marryin' Mis' Tompkins." "I don't see's I'm any more set on marrvm' of her than you be," Capt. Amos retorted, with asperity. "What kind of a proposition was you thmkin' o' makin'?" "Well," returned Lemuel, moving his oar aimlessly, "I was goin' to say that if things was the same between us as they was once—I mean if there wan't no widder—I'd ask you if you didn't want to come in with me on my new lobster contract? There'd be good money for both of us in it, an' I've got to hev' somebody." Capt. Amos rubbed his chin, staring ahead at the wide and scintillating fairway the moon had flung down clear to the dory's bow. "Look here, Lem!" he blurted husk ily ovei his shoulder "mebbe I'm a fool but somehow, talkin' over old times same's we've been doin', has kindci made me feel diff'rent from the way I've been a-feelin'. It seems to me I ain't so all-fired set on the widder as I thought I was. I'm gettin' along in years an' I'm a good deal more set in my ways than you be—you hev'ing been carried once—so—so—so—" des perately—"I'll come to the weddin'. 1 ain't sayin' this on account o' the offer you made me, nuther—though I'd be more'n glad to take up with it an' do the cookin'," he concluded resolutely. "Do you mean to say that you'll give up the widder to me?" faltered Capt. Lem in a curiously shaky voice. "That's jest what I mean!" replied Capt. Amos, steadily. "I've made up my mind that there's some things that Is more precious to'an ol' feller like me than the love o' any woman ol' times an' ol' friends—an'—an'—" "Then we won't neither on us hev* her," cried Capt. Lemuel triumphantly. "S'pose we jes' give her the mitten, so to speak, an' sheer off? We can begin lobsterin' the fust of the week." "Suits me to a T," broke in Capt. Amos, delightedly. He held out the flask joyfully. "Let's finish the licker an' run 'er in a-kitia'," he suggested. (Copyright, 1906, by Joseph B. Bowles) STRONG IN BROTHERLY LOVE "Little Father's" Affection Was Proof Against Weariness. A story in the New York Press says that a West side woman for several weeks had noticed a little boy push ing a rather old and shabby carriage holding a plump baby. Obviously they came from the cheap flats around the corner and chose her block be cause it was cool and shady, being blessed with a few trees. The "lit tle father" wasn't very rosy or ro bust, but he lifted the big baby in and out of the carriage and played with it on the sidewalk without the slightest show of fatigue or annoy ance at occasional whimpers or the wearing heat. As she came in one day the woman spoke to him. He had paused near her stoop and she saw in his face that pathetic old look that gives tragedy's stamp to the children of the poor. "Don't you ever get tired taking care of that heavy baby and lifting her around?" she asked with more good will than tact. His pale face flushed, and reproach was mingled with surprise in his voice as he answered: "Oh, no, ma'am this is my little sister." 1 the first practical application of steam as a propelling power for vessels. That the memory of the great in ventor may be perpetuated, the Rob ert Fulton Monument association pro poses to erect on the banks of the Hudson a marble and bronze monu ment to cost $600,000. The clay mod el of the monument has been com pleted and approved, and now all that remains to be done is to raise the necessary money The design em bodies the broadest ideas of the re sults of Fulton's invention, the idea being that all industries have been developed with more or less rapid ity through the application of steam to navigation, and that through the same agency the four quarters of the earth have been brought together in commerce and intercourse. The design shows a heroic figure of Fulton contemplating a model of Cornelius Vanderbilt, President of Fulton Monument Association. the Clermont, surmounting a shaft in which is supposed to be a wind ing stairway to the observation land ing. At the base of the shaft are sym bolized the various spheres of human industry, and the corners of the base are ornamented with ethnological groups depicting the four races of men, or, in other words, the four cor ners of the globe. The materials to be used in its construction are white marble and bronze. The story of Robert Fulton's strug gle with the problem of steam naviga tion is an interesting one, his earlier attempts proving failures, as did those of numerous other inventors at work on the same problem. Naturally She Was Surprised. "Why, papa," said the fair girl, "wasn't that singular?" "Wasn't what singular?" the old gentleman asked, as he examined the railway tickets which he had just purchased. "The man at the window was actu ally polite, and he didn't seem to think it impertinent of us to want to ride on this road."—Chicago Record-Herald. Faint. "I understand you've got a call to a distant church?" "Yes, you might call it a call." "What's the salary?" "One thousand a year." "That's no call that's just a whis per."—Houston Post. Wifely Encouragement. "You seem to be worried, Michael Oblalenskovitch," his wifevsaid. "Yes," replied the Russian' terrorist, "I blew up the wrong grand duke by mistake this morning." "But why should you worry about that? The bomb has not been wasted."—Chicago Record-Herald. ^%-?Z&tf£'i-'^ TO PERPETUATE MEMORY OF ROBERT FUL TON Bronze and Marble Monument to be Erected on the Banks of Hudson Where First Steamboat Was Run. Just 100 years ago next August, Robert Fulton, after many years of effort, succeeded in making his trip on the Hudson in his famous bteam driven ship, the Clermont. The story ot the birth of steamboat navigation is one filled with the rivalries and jealousies ot inventors who had for ^ears been struggling with the prob lem of the application of steam to navigation ot ships, and the contro versy as to who was the original in ventor of steam navigation has been thrashed o\er and ovei from that time to this But however strong the claims of Rumsey, who tried a steam-driven vessel upon the Potomac, in 1785, or John Fitch, or Patrick Millar, or Na than Read, or even Robert L. Stevens, who navigated a paddle wheel steamer on the Hudson onlj* a few days after the successful tup of Fulton, it has been piactically conceded that Rob ert Fulton is entitled to the credit for As a boy Fulton was filled with the idea of boats and boat propulsion, and at the age of 13 he had constructed paddle-wheels which he applied with success to a fishing boat. He had a strong artistic bent, and several years of his young manhood were spent in painting miniature portraits, land scapes, etc, besides making mechan ical and architectural drawings. At the age ot 21 he went to London, where he practiced his art, and it was there that he began his experiments in mechanics under the pationage of various wealthy persons with whom his art woik had brought him touch He patented a mill for sawing marble, and later made plans for the construction of cast iron aqueducts, and a great work of this kind was built across the liver Dee He also patented in England a ma chine for spinning flax, a dredging machine, a market or passage boat a dispatch boat, and a trader, am Proposed Design of the Fulton Memorial Monument. phibious boat, as it was called, to be used on canals. His treatise on the Improvement of Canal Naviga tion, written about this time, re ceived wide circulation, and a copy was sent to the president of the United States by the author. Soon after this Fulton returned to the United States and continued his experiments with torpedoes, and the government appropriated $5,000 for the testing of his torpedoes and sub marine explosives As early as 1793 Fulton had turned his attention to steam navigation, but it was not until ten years later that his efforts took any tangible shape. Then with the financial assistance of Chancellor Livingston, he launched a steamboat on the Seme, which, ow ing to faulty construction of the frame, immediately sank. Another boat was built, with the old machinery, and a trial trip was made, but no great speed was attained. However,, encouraged by this par tial success, Fulton ordered an en gine to be sent to the United States, and returned to this country to con tinue his experiments. Early in the spring of 1807 the boat which was to navigate the Hudson, and especially the system of steam navigation, was completed at a ship yard on the East river. The engine was put in later, and on August 11, of that year, the Clermont steamed up the Hudson to Albany, the voyage occupying 32 hours. Thus was the world given the first steamboat of practical value, and the credit and honor for the great achievement are undoubtedly, due to Robert Fulton. For this reason it seems fitting that the centennial of that notable achieve ment should be marked by the erec tion of a monument to the great in ventor. At the Jamestown exposition next year it is planned to observe) Robert Fulton day, when the navies of the world will be represented in Hampton Roads, and a naval review surpassing anything yet seen will be witnessed. Cornelius Vanderbilt, who is the presided of the monument as sociation, will sail at the head of the ships of war in his yacht. The design of the Fulton monument is by Leopold Bracony, and it is pro posed to raise the sum necessary to its creation in marble and bronze in small subscriptions, and to place the names of all donors of ten dollars or more upon bronze tablets with which the inner walls of the tomb, where the remains of the inventor will rest, are to be lined. Stinging. The humorous writer smiled, for he enjoyed talking about his work, especially when the lady was pretty, and young. "How on earth," she remarked, "do you write ten jokes a day?" "With a typewriter," rejoined the humorist, and his smile widened. But she stared at him quizzically. "Oh," she said, "I thought you used some copying process." Cassell's Journal. No Settlement There "Mrs. Splash has gone into settle ment work." "I know one person who wouldn't believe it." "Who's that?" "Her dressmaker." Detroit Free: Press. Was This Typical Literary Club? The effects of our defunct literary, club were sold at auction Tuesday* They consisted of 17 jugs, nine empty] barrels, a copy of Byron, two shot guns and Webster's Unabridged Die* tionary.—Whitsett (N. T.) Courier. 1 "1 ^i-