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1**&.*JL »**W*W*W*rtftWi%tw**%M*»^»i»»j»i»j»*)»j«»i Ingenuity of Agatha By A W KOENIG. Cop right. 1907, by A. W. Koentg. I T'S of no use. ami it might just as well be in Halifax as in my barnjard." said Ebeuezer Han kins to himself. "It ain't good for at) thing, and. what's more, I'm sure it ne\er will be." Old Fanner Ilankins stood looking do\Mi in e\ ident disgust at the water trough and faucet which bad just been placed in his barnyard by order of the officials of the little town of Milldale Not a drop of water came through the faucet, although it was wide open When the town officials applied to Farmer Hankins for permission to dig a ditch and lay a water main through his farm on the way from the springs above to the village below he told them that he did not need any of the water, and he could not understand why he should have bis property dam aged and all dug up merely to benefit somebody else unless he should re cche a substantial and an adequate financial return. The water commis sioner of the village, big. brawny Heze kiali Banks, declared that be would re sort to the law with Farmer Hankins. To thiri Farmer Hankins replied that if he chose he might "take the law and wallop him as much as he pleased." While sitting on Farmer Hankins' fence he had argued with the old man the greater part of a whole day on the •wonderful benefit it would be to the people of the village and that Farmer Hankins could not do anything better that would bring him so many friends In tact, he would become a public ben efactor. The village was poor and could not very well afford to go to any great expense in the matter of paying for the right of way However, all ar gument was useless, said Farmer Han kins The farmers were always being swindled in every way by unfeeling corporations, and he'd be just as fool ish as the rest of them if he were to follow their lead, just like a "passel o' sheep" It was at this time that a would be arbitrator appeared on the scene. Agatha Banks, the charming daughter of the water commissioner, so fair and so very sensible that Hiram Hankins, the stirring son of the old man who owned the farm, had been suspected for over a year of caring more for her than any other girl in Milldale or any of the surrounding towns One afternoon shortly after her father's failure to come to terms with Farmer Ilankins she rode o\er to the scene of contention with her father and sat for quite a long time in the carriage intently listening, with a sor rowful expiession on her face, to the conversation of the two uncompromis ing men. Finally she made a proposi tion. "Mr Hankins." she said very sweet ly. "if the town would put a nice watei trough here in your barnyard and fur Dish it with a faucet, so that you could "MB HANKINS," SHE SAID VEKY SWEETXJT have all the water you need all the year round, would you not be satisfied to allow them to lay the pipe line through your farm?" Farmer Ilankins thought that Agatha never looked prettier in all her life, but at the same time he was not to be so easily captured If he wanted a water trough, he thought he could have put »ne there himself without the assist ance of the town. "But you haven's got the spring, have you Agatha asked innocently. So this settled Farmer Hankins' argument on the point. It was a fact that his farm was destitute of springs, so that when, as always happened in summer during the dry seasons, the wells on his farm failed his place was as dry as the des ert of Sahara. "Well, I'll have to think about it," said Farmer Ilankins. "I ain't one of the kind to make up my mind in a hurry. You'd be willin' to do that, wouldn't you, Hez?" "Why, it's really more than I ought to do," replied the commissioner, "but if you'll say right now that you'll ac cept the proposition made by Agatha I think we can close the bargain now. Tomorrow 1 might not want to do it." "AH right. So far as I am concerned it don't make no difference to me," said Farmer Ilankins. with a tone of independence in bis voice which im mediately brought the commissioner to terms. "I didn't propose it." said Hezekiah. "but I always stand by what Agatba says I must, and I will now At this remark Hiram Hankins felt his heart leap within him as Agatha gave him one of her most approving glances, and Uieircarriagejlrove^away. All that evening, whileTthe two were doing the chores, Hiram labored with his father in behalf of the water trough. It was a joy to both of the young people when the next day Farm er Hankins allowed that he .guessed they might go ahead with the laying of their pipe line. The water trough was duly installed in the barnyard, and the faucet was attached. Then, when everything was in readiness, on a cer tain day the water from the spring was let into the main. It leaped into the pipe and went rushing down to give joy to the townspeople, but not a single drop of water came through the half inch pipe which rose up from the main pipe five feet below to the trough in Farmer Hankins' barnyard. Farmer Hankins then knew it was a conspiracy against him and the town officials never meant to do as they had agreed Hezekiah Banks always was a rascal, aud he might have known bet ter than to trust him. But at the 8ame time it was just as much of a puzzle to the water commissioner as to Farmer Hankins himself why the wa ter went so scornfully past the water trough. He went all over the line him self, peering into the faucet and listen ing with his ear close to its mouth in the vain effort to solve the problem. Then, to satisfy himself that the work of laying the pipe and making the con nections had been properly done, he ordered that the earth all be dug away and the pipe thoroughly examined. Everything was found to be right and no defect anywhere. Finally an engiueer from the neigh boring city was engaged, and after very carefully examining the line he decided that, the spring being so much higher than the trough, the water came through the main pipe with such tre mendous force that it had no time to stop at Farmer Hankins' farm. Some were so skeptical as to this man's judg ment, however, that another engineer of still higher repute was summoned. His verdict was that the spring, in stead of being higher than the trough, was. in fact, much lower: therefore there was not enough force from the spring to push the water up through the faucet. "Now it's my turn to see what the law '11 do," said Farmer Hankins "They promised me water, and they've got to furnish it." Some one reminded the old farmer that the commissioner had only agreed to furnish the trough and the faucet and that the supplying of the water was not in the contract. It was a very perplexing situation. The town must either be deprived of water or the trough must be supplied with it, and Farmer Hankins brought suit against the town officials. And now Hiram and Agatha were in trouble again. What would become of their hopes and prospects for the future if mat ters went on like this? "1 know there must certainly be some way to get water into that trough," Agatha declared. "If 1 had half the knowledge some folks think they have it seems to me I could fix it" Agatha suddenly developed a decid ed taste for studj iug water in its rela tion to supplying cities and towns through the medium of the gravity system. When all others would be sound asleep she would be poring over books bearing on the subject which she borrowed from the city library. Then she made numerous visits to the spring. She measured the distance be tween the spring and another, larger, farther up in the village, on the hill side, as accurately as she could with her eye. Still further to complicate matters Farmer Hankins forbade his son Hi ram from ever visiting Agatha again. "'We will have nothin' to do with them," he said. "They're a bad lot. I don't know as I really ever heard of anything that Hezekiah Banks had done before this, and I used to think I'd like well enough to have Agatha for a daughter, but this thing's enough to convince me that you never would have a minute's peace if you married her—a chip of the old block." Hezekiah in the meantime declared that Hiram never must darken his doorstep again "Good enough fellow, but what's bred in the bone will surely tell" So matters remained thus for several weeks until it was almost time for the trial of Farmer Hankins* suit. On the night before the day of the trial Farm er Hankins was very restless and could get no sleep. He had always boasted that he never sued a man or had been sued in his life, but now the record was to be broken While toss ing on his pillow shortly after the clock had struck 12 he heard a very peculiar noise that seemed to be neai the house, upon the hillside. The of tener he beard it the more mystified and curious he became. He looked out of his window, and the full moon was shining brightly, and by the aid of its beams he could clearly distinguish a man's form standing near the spring on the side of the hill, while from the ditch he heard the sounds which dis turbed his slumbets. lie dressed as quickly as he could and went out. creeping along the fence until he was within hearing distance. "Now. Aretha, it's about time yon get out of that ditch." he heard a voice say. "That's too hard work for you." "All right. Hiram, but I think your hands are too sore to dig any more." was the answer Farmer Hankins heard coming from the ditch. "I'll bet jours are blistered all over. Agatha. This old ditch will kill us all. I guess." "Oh, they'll get over it. even if they are blistered." came back the voice from the ditch clear and loud "1 have made up my mind that we will see the end of this before we go back home." Then Farmer Hankins sprang to ward the spot and looked down, with astonished face, into the ditch There Agatha stood, with pick in hand and her face flushed red as fire. "In the name of common sense, chil dren, what's goin' on here?" he asked sharply. There was a little shriek of surprise from Agatha, and Hiram made a flying leap down the hillside. But there seemed to be absolutely no way of es cape for poor, brave Agatha How ever, she just leaned against the bank of earth, with her hands still grasping the pick, and her head bare to the I night breeze. The long line of newly dug earth which stretched away up the hillside showed the astonished fanner that a new trench was being jdug from the other Jarge sprjj)g the end of the pipe"which supplied* the village with water. "Oh, Mr. Hankins." Agatha cried, as something very much like a sob found its way along with her words. "I hope you will not be angry with Hiram and me, will you? It's all my fault any way. I couldn't bear to think of let ting that miserable old lawsuit go on about the trough. It has worried all or us most to death. I guess I have studied mostly all the books in the city, and finally I thought I would just get to work at it myself and use a little common sense. It seemed to me that there must be some reason why the water wouldn't run up into your water trough,) and I made up my mind that if there could be a little more pressure back of the other spring "TOU'VK WON TWO SUITS FAIB AND SQUABE." that would be all that was needed. So Hiram and 1 have been digging this ditch. We have the pipe laid down as far as we have gone, and now we are almost to the spring If you only hadn't come so soon!" And as Agatha spoke she turned her face away and dropped the pick "Come, father, won't you go back to bed and let us finish the job?" Hiram asked, after recovering his surprise "We'll have the water running into the trough in less than half an hour All we have to do is to make the con nections between the pipes to the low er spring "You go to bed yourself! I'll not think of letting Agatha dig here in this dark ditch any longer!" And Farmer Hankins sprang down into the ditch, lifting her gently out of the nar row quarters in which she had been working so heroically. In a few min utes the job was completed, and the two pipes were joined by Hiram, who had provided himself with a rude kit of tools for that purpose. Then alt three of them hastened down to the water trough in Farmer Hankins' barn yard. Agatha turned the faucet, her fingers trembling a little as she did so I A gurgle of joy greeted their ears, and a moment later the water came trie kling through the pipe and then fairly gushed out in a stream. So that Agatha's ingenuity bad solved the I problem which had defied the knowl edge and skill of the water commis sioner and all the rest of the wise men who had made the unsuccessful at tempts to run the water up through Farmer Hankins' water pipe. All three stood watching the water pouring out of the faucet for a few moments in silence. Then Farmer Hankins took I Agatha by the hand and said: "Now you go home, little girl, and get a good night's rest You've won two suits fair and square." I And that was the end of the trouble, but the town officials rewarded Hiram and Agatha for this little act. which avoided so much trouble and unpleas antness, when a fewT months later they set up the family hearthstone. At the next meeting of that august body one of the officials made a mo tion "that a pipe line be laid from the village main to the farmyard of this I worthy youug couple and supply wa ter for their stock free for all time, with a faucet at the back kitchen door Within easy reach of the charming mistress." And the motion was pass ed and agreed to without a dissenting voice. Curds and Cheese. The rough outlines of cheesemaking are probably familiar to every one. Fresh milk is taken and curdled with rennet. The curd is then broken up and the liquid whey drawn off. The breaking up of the curd, its straining and the subjection of it to pressure are processes repeated several times until eventually the curd has become of the necessary consistency and solidity. It is then set aside, usually for some con siderable time, to ripen, and during this time great changes are subtly tak ing place in its substance, so that the curd, which at first was an uneatable solid, becomes gradually transformed into palatable cheese. Suitable exter nal conditions, chief among which is a proper temperature, are of course nec essary to bring this ripening of the curd to a successful issue, but the reai reason of the transformation is th presence of myriads of bacteria, which find in the curd a luxurious dwelling place, where they can live and multi ply That in so living they must ab stract foodstuffs from the curd around and give out in turn new substances is merely the natural course of their life, but it makes all the difference between curd and cheese. Theory and Practice. "Isn't Jebbs a believer in the faith cure?" "He is." "Is it true that he wouldn't have a doctor for his wife the other day when she was ill?" "It is quite true." "Well, 11 saw a doctor go into his house just now." "Oh, that's all right! He's ill now bimseJt"~LondoB Mall. Vi& 4#f •frt W S A Shadowy Lover. [Original.] She was a girl of great depth of feel ing. Her sense of duty was of the highest. So intent within herself was she that her friends never got very near her. Among men the feather weights—I mean mentally—let her alone from choice, the heavyweights because she was not of easy approach. She was twenty-five before she re ceived a single offer of marriage then it came from a practical, common sense man of business. He was tempo rarily thrown into intimate association with her and discerned a great deal in her. When he proposed she took time before giving him his answer, then gave it in this wise: "Some years ago 1 received a letter from a man who was dying. He told me that he had loved me without being known by me. Being afflicted by a lin gering disease, he bad never sought me with a viewto declaring his love. Since it gave a dying man comfort to tell me of his devotion, he hoped I would not blame him for doing so. He carefully concealed bis identity, and 1 have never discovered it "I have since been unable to shake off a sense of being appropriated. 1 know this is unwise, but I can't help it. I have analyzed my feelings for you and cannot tell whether or no I should marry you. I am. however, willing to throw the responsibility on you and become your wife if you say the word." He told her that he fancied marriage to be practical sentiment Her feeling for the dead was sentimental senti ment. The first pertained to the high est of all human institutions, the fam ily the latter was simply a canker worm feeding on emotion. He would have her marry him. trusting to the great unbreakable bond, family affec tion, to absorb all other sensations They were married. The wife for a time appeared to be contented and happy, but after awhile showed that she was brooding. Her husband no ticed the change, but did not refer to it. He knew that her "sentiment" was with her and that it could not be driv en away by open interference. He did not consider his wife responsible for its presence. He knew that it came from some mental condition the nature of wl'kh he could understand, though he had not experienced it. He conclud ed to wait for it to disappear. Doubt less the first child would drive it away, as the sun will dissipate a cloud. But children did not come. There was still this intangible, psychological freak between the two to reep them in a measure apart. It was never re ferred to by either, but both krew of its existence. It was endured by both, for the wile felt thit it was wiouglng her husband anj the husband felt that it was sapping the hippmess of his wife as well as bi- owr One day while searching in a desk of his wife foi a paper he came upon the note that had been written her from her dying lover. Its finding brought about a singular act. Taking note of the handwriting, he wrote a letter in the same chirography to his wife purporting to come from the man who had written the original. It stated that he had unexpectedly recovered and had since prospered: that he knew she was married, but in spirit she be longed to him. Did she reciprocate this feeling? If so. let her defy the world and he would come to her. When the wife opened this forged letter one morning at the breakfast table, the husband saw her turn pale That evening when he came back from business his wife said to him that something had happened She had debated with herself whether she should tell him or not and had decided that it was better that she should not He replied that he had full confidence In her judgment, and this was all he said abort the matter. After this the wife showed plainly that she was under the influence of some powerful emotion. Her husband 1 'san while wrote her another forged letter from the same correspondent She was informed that her lover could no longer endure the strain of separa tion. He must see her. He begged her to send her husband away for a certain evening, during which he would call and they would concoct a modus vivendi. He asked for this one interview only, after which, if she so wished, he would never see her again. Simultaneously with his send ing this letter the husband informed his Ife that he must be away on busi ness on the evening he had appointed. His wife clutched her fingers spasmod ically, which be pretended not to see. and left her. At 5 o'clock on the evening he went home and was packing a valise pre paratory to his departure when his wife came to him trembling and, throwing her arms about him, begged bim to take her with him. He had accomplished an object, but he did not yet feel sure that it was ac complished for all time. He told her that it would be inconvenient for him to take her, but she begged so bard that he consented. They dined togeth er and after dinner took a train. The husband kept his own counsel. The wife during the journey one even ing announced that she desired his as sistance on a matter that was dis tressing her. Then she confessed to the letters she had received from her supposed to be dead lover and asked him to devise some plan to get rid of him without hurting his feelings. The husband took her in his arms and con fessed that he had written the letters. From that time there was no shadowy lover between the two, and soon after children came on to strengthen the union between husband and wife. J. 4NTHONY TWINING. Exception Worth Noting. One of those positive men who are prolific in maxims for the general guidance of mankind was holding forth to a group of listeners. "Never tell your dreams," be said. "They Interest nobody but yourself, and if they have any significance at all they merely indicate some iriental weakness on the part of the dreamer "Yes." replied one of the listeners after a pause "what a fool old John Bunyan was to tell that long dream of his about the pilgrims." After this there was another and longer pause. Fiery Cockburn. Poet, essayist, politician and man of the world, the friend of all oppressed causes and of all persecuted men. Lord Houghton had warmed both hands be fore the fire of life. "I am going over to the majority," he said when be was very ill to the year before his death, "and yon know I have always prefer red the minority." I have given in the Cornhill father's account of the way In which Sir Alexander Cockburn. the lord chief justice, attempted at a dinner party to browbeat Lord Hough ton, who had spoken in defense of the notorious plaintiff at that time prose cuting his claim to the Tlchborne es tates. "Suddenly," writes my father, "Cockburn cut him short by saying. 'I should have thought this impossible from any one with the very meanest intellect' Houghton paused, appar ently overwhelmed, and then replied. 'But surely that was very rude.' upon which Cockburn. glaring fixedly at him. merely added, *I meant it to be so/ I think that it was Lord Hough ton who. in allusion to this Incident, said that nobody ought to invite Cock burn to dinner without having a fire engine at hand,—B. C. Lehmann In Chambers' Journal. A Tramp's One Chance. 0 [Original.] I am a tramp. I've always been a tramp, and I suppose I'll always be a tramp. I had a chance once to be something better, or supposed I bad, but I didn't avail myself of it The reason I didn't was because I couldn't Anyway if I had succeeded in making a new start I doubt if I'd have kept up the effort. There are people fitted for statesmen, soldiers, business—profes sional men, sailors, roustabouts, serv ants and tramps. I was made for a tramp. The chance I refer to was this: I was in my traveling carriage one day— I mean on the truck under a railway car—when I espied a paper that had been caught in a crevice, it looked like a bank bill, and its denomination appeared to be a dollar. I couldn't reach it till the train stopped, and I was afraid it would become detached before that I was half an hour look- 1,"^"* ing at It, wondering all the while Tidw It got there. It bad probably been dropped by some one. most likely at a station, had been sucked up when the train was in motion and got lodged in the crevice, the sides of which had been compressed from some cause or other to hold it As soon as the train came to a stop I reached for it. What was my astonish ment to find that the "1" I had been looking at was followed by three naughts. I was the possessor of a thousand dollar bill. No sooner had I become conscious of my good fortune than I crumpled it in my fist and made for a field near the station at which the train had stopped. Seeing a barn, I went to it, climbed into the mow and, reclining on the hay, thought what I should do with my find. I spent a whole afternoon thinking. We tramps take a lot of pleasure in thinking, Just as other people take pleasure tn acting. The tramp to en Joy his profession should be a castle builder. The afternoon I spent con juring up fortunes obtained with my thousand dollars was the happiest in my life. I would go to the city, buy out a little shop, be economical and in dustrious, enlarge my business, make money, invest it and in time become a multimillionaire. Then I would travel inside instead of under coaches and see a bigger world than I could see tramping in America. It wouldn't do for one that all the world could see was a tramp to offer a thousand dollar bill for a railroad ticket The agent couldn't change it If he would. So I tramped to the city. When I got there I thought the first thing for me to do would be to fix my self up. Going into a mammoth store where they sold clothing, I asked to see a suit about my size. The clerk went away and came back with a spick and span fellow—a sort of floor walker, I reckon—who hemmed and hawed and said that goods were only sold there for cash. I pulled out my bill and showed it to him, asking if he could change it He looked at it dumfounded and said he'd see. He went back to the office and—I slid out I could see by the look in his eye that he'd gone to call a policeman. What I was suffering from most about that time was a vacant stomach. I went to a restaurant and took a seat at a table. None of the waiters came near me, but presently the pro prietor did and asked me if I hadn't fi—*s a a 8 E A I O S *.°r 1 tef 8 A rmE^ESmSS? Ad^ **am0n *•*e **°f °P got intoH wrong placer^What could I do—ask him if he'd give me a meal on a thousand dollar bill? Not much. I told, him I had thought the place a restaurant, but I reckoned I was mis taken sorry I'd intruded. And I went out Somehow I didn't see where I was going to begin. Besides, I couldn't be an all fired while finding out, for I had no place but the park to sleep and not a crust to put In me. You see, I wasn't used to city life. If I tried to buy out a shop or rent one and buy a stock of goods to put in it the moment I showed my bill the gentlemanly owner would ask me to sit down while he got the change and would telephone the police. I went about trying to get some one to give me a meal, but city servants are not used to beggars, ex cept those who beg for money, and they all shut the door In my face. Finally when I was nearly starved 1 struck a little house, where my ring was answered by a girl about nineteen years old. That girl was either a fool or she was altogether out of place in this world. I never struck such a green hue even in the country. She took me in and gave me what she had to eat. then sat down and talked to me, look ing all the while out of her sympa thetic eyes at me to cheer me up. She must have known that misery loves company. She told me that she was in love with a young fellow who wasn't getting along very well and was going to lose his position. Her employer wanted $1,000 in his business and was going to take In another clerk with that amount and make a partner of him. "Is that all he wants?" I says. "Could you git married if your feller bad $1,000?" "Of course we could." "Well, $1,000 isn't much. I reckon I can spare you that in ntturn for your meal and your kindness and confi dence." I pulled out my bill and gave it to her, and before her eyes got down from their big focus so as to see me I'd gone out and away. In less than an hour I was in the country and at home, tramping, as I've always tramped, because that's the life that suits me. But I've had many a good time in a haymow thinking of the comfort my bill was to that grass green girl. ALEXANDER ELY. RACTIGAL FARMING AN GARDENING Soil Fertility Irrigation, Drainage Crop Culture Gardening, Trucking Fruits, Forestry Pruning, Grafting, Budding Training the Grape Injurious Insects Plant Diseases Spraying Selecting and Feeding Farm Animals for Profit Diseases of Farm Animals Silos and Silage Making Poultry Pay Handy Rules, Usefulilnformation Farm Cookery I E $ 2 0 0 ACTUALIZE. BOUND IN SUBSTANTIAL CLOTH. This book is published for the class of farmers that puts brains into the management of oil and plants and animals. 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