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i! I :i! if •flo CoalJ3wr\er Sacrtffce Corx \V9rfCers NLY seven Americans killed." Only seven! Not enough to matter. At least thiBwas the naive explanation given In the news dispatches on the eighth of last Octo ber for telling so little about the explosion in the Starkville coal mine, when fifty-five men were killed. As /or the other forty tight, they were igno rant foreigners, and ap parently did not count. And yet, out of that coal mine was carried a charred, disfig ured body, one of he forty-eight, which lay, twisted from the death* pain, in the bright sunshine. "John Cysz, a Pole, some one said, and a woman, who had watched three de spairing days and nights, raised her bony fists against the serene, far a a sky, and went mad. Turning from the horror before a he ran shrieking down the mountain side, and another wom an, who caught the fixed stare of her eyes, aban doned her children in pursuit. The clumsy race turned down the dry canon and ended in one of those forlorn little settlements that mark a coal mine the world over. The Polish woman In the lead burst into her cabin, and, seizing a revolver, rushed at her terrified children, bu*, be fore she could shoot, her arms were seized trom Denind. The struggle was short and decisive, une plunge backward across the pounded dirt floor and the second woman staggered to one side, panting, with the revolver safe in her haiid. Just at that dramatic moment the body of nor own husband was being carried to the surfacw. This was a mere incident, almost lost in thw stupefaction following a local calamity. But it serves as a meaningful introduction to a splen did example of the kind of occurrence which has doubled the number of men killed in our coal mines in the last ten years. The Starkville mine is an average American coal mine. The last annual report before the ex plosion showed that the mine had cleared $500, 000 in the previous year, it pointed out that the property was yielding handsome returns on the investment, but it did not mention the fact that the mine was so dusty a new air-shaft was sore ly needed. The air-shaft would have cost $10,000, and the management decided against it. Unfor tunately, there was no one in the state of Colo rado to make the company sink it. One-fiftieth of the year's earnings was too much to make the mine reasonably safe! Re sult, fifty-five dead, thirty-two widows thrown upon the world, and almost a hundred children fatherless. They formed an important addition to the year's total from the coal mines of more than seven thousand killed and injured, fifteen hundred widowed, and four thousand children de pendent on Ignorant and helpless women. BY BEN MELLON Officially these men were killed by an explo sion of the coal dust, but they were really killed by greed. It is the same with all mine disasters. You can find volume after volume on the causes, but, sift them to the bottom, and in more than three-fourths of the cases you will find that spirit of, "Get out the coal, never mind how many men you kill, but get out the coal." As ex-Governor Dawson of West Virginia once exclaimed In ex asperation, "There are coal companies which have no regard whatever for human life." This explains why there are killed in certain sections of the naturally not unsafe bituminous coal fields of Pennsylvania and West Virginia twelve times as many men in comparison to the number employed as In the highly dangerous coal mines of Belgium. For in this one section alone, from killing six out of every thousand in 1900, by 1908, when the last reliable figures were obtained, the annual death roll had increased to more than twelve. The truth is that men are ruthlessly killed in our coal fields because the coal operators find It less expensive to repair damage than take pre cautions. The human cost they do not take the trouble to figure because, to them, there is none. To kill miners, entails no financial loss. In the Pittsburg district, even in the big notorious ex plosions of recent years, the average cost to the operating companies has been less than $50 for every man dead. "You musn't blame the mine operators," an Im portant government official apologized, when the blame was laid at their doors. "It isn't their fault They are doing all they can." You need only turn to the government's own reports to see the fallacy of such a statement The increase In mine disasters became so marked about five years ago thai It even attracted the at tention of the geological survey, more a scientific than a humanitarian organization, and two men, Clareneo Hall and Walter Snelling, were detailed to study the situation here and abroad. They found the contrast to be almost unbelievable. It is summarised in these few sentences: "In spite of all the natural conditions tending to reduce the percentage of mine disasters in the United States to a low figure, the accidents dur ing the last fifteen years have shown directly contrary results. Considered In regard to the Two negroes had been called up be fore their employer because they had had a fight about money. Abraham Jones claimed-that Thomas Short owed him five dollars. This Short denied in the most vehement manner, calling on all powers, of heaven to strike him dead If he owed Jones a cent. "I's done loan dat niggnh live dol lars," protested Abraham. "He ataf done wrtbin* ot de kta*r A New Kind of Loan rate, whereas every other country is showing a decrease." They pointed out that the European mines are deep and beset with many dangers we are not troubled with, while our mines are easy and should be safe to work, because the veins are large and thick and run horizontally. And yet they showed where we kill four times as many men as France. This is the condition of our comparatively safe mines of today, but, as they showed, we are now beginning for the first time in the history of coal mining in this country to open.veins that are real ly dangerous. We are on the very threshold of a new and far more hazardous period in coal mining, and, unless we take active measures, we are going to have a series of mine explosions which will appal us—even If there are no Americans killed. Out of the report they made has grown the Pittsburg testing station of the department of mines, which is now taking up the most serious cause of mine explosions—electricity. There would be no objection to electricity under proper condi tions, but the difficulty with it at the present time is that the electrical machinery sparks. In a gaseous or dusty mine, given the right conditions, and it needs only a spark to kill every man in it It should be used only in mines where there is no chance of the accumulation of gas but, in point of fact, it has been adopted most generally by thy mine operators of the "gas belt" of Western Penn* sylvania and West Virginia. In all that countrjC there is never any telling where gas will be struck next and the cutting machines, which work ahead and are most likely to open gas pockets, are oper ated by electric dynamos which are constantly "at the face" of the coal. Formerly it was the rule and in some states the law to bore ahead and test for gas pockets, but with the modern electric cut ting machines all such precautions are out of the question. The case against electricity, when used for pow er, is the most serious consideration in the whole of the coal mining situation, because it has made coal production cheaper, and, on that account, no matter how many deaths it causes, it would be extremely difficult to drive it out of the dangerous coal fields. The saving averages about three cents a ton, but here is an instance of the lengths to which operators have gone to make that miser able profit:, When the dangers from electricity began to be understood, its use was permitted only in mines where open lights were safe. So the op erators, to dodge the law, tore out their covered lights and sent men into gaseous mines with flam ing torches in their hats. Then, until some terrlflo accident happened, the mine inspectors were si lenced. Perhaps we are not to blame the coal operators for reducing the cost of production to the lowest possible point but when they do so at the present tremendous cost of human life, it is high time they feel the stern hand of regulation. So far, however, they have always been able to prevent the real cause of some of the worst disasters being laid to electricity. A definite cause, in any event, is an abhorrence to them. For, if the blame can be placed on the operating machinery of a mine, it opens the way to damage suits, a contingency the coal operators are adepts at escaping. This whole situation was never better shown than in the terrific disaster at Monongah No. 8, in West Virginia, which had the longest death list In the history of American coal mining. The acci dent occurred on December 6, 1907, immediately after a trip of fifteen loaded mine cars, liberated by the breaking of an iron coupling pin, had run back twelve hundred feet on an eight per cent grade, raising a thick cloud of dust and ending by causing a short circuit in the electric current But, when ft came to fixing the cause, electricity was hardly considered, a fact that is particularly note worthy, as the decision was severely criticized aft erwards in engineering journals. This colloquy kept up for several minutes. Finally the employer de cided that Jones had loaned the five dollars to Short "What do yon mean by lying to me in this way?" he demanded sternly of Short "Well, bosay explained Short "yon see It was like dls: Abraham he done loan me dat five dollars, but It was a loan In de way of a gjf*."—Popular Testimony that tended to prove that electricity COPYRIGHT BV PEARSON PUB CO number of deaths per thousand men em ployed, the United States occupies a less favorable position than any other of the coal-producing coun tries, more than three times as many men out of every thousand being killed as In some of the European countries which are much less favored by natural conditions. In regard to deaths per thousand tons of coal the United States not only occupies a position worse than most of the European countries, but it is also showing an in crease in the death Why are palls of sand kept hanging in some buildings? It Is the usual thing to see hanging in large build ings, museums, factories, offices—rows Of palls containing a liquid, which can be used for extinguishing the flames in case of fire. It is quite common nowadays to see also a pall of sand hanging with the others or In a place by Itself. This sand is for use in case of fire caused by an accident to the Idleatjlp wires, bringing abort what it ALL THe-MEtl FXCePT TWO,~HMOUV£0IN TMIS ROW OT//OfJTf n&tJf-K/UtDWOHeBfottJoH was to blame came out at the hearing, but was ig nored. Fire Boss Trader at No. 6, in which the cars ended the run, said that twice before there had been runaways, and on each occasion fires had been started in the coal dust, but had been extinguished before they spreda. And Blacksmith Jenkins, figur ing the time between the passage of the cars and the moment of explosion, showed that between the short circuit and the explosion there had been at least a remarkable coincidence. There were 362 men killed in that disaster, and, if the cause bad been fixed on electricity, the own ers might have been forced to pay $1,800 a man. like the owners of the Cherry Hill mine, who faced a public Opinion outraged at the thought of men be* ing sealed alive in a burning mine. As it was, they got off by contributing $20,000 to be added to the public relief fund of $149,000. So, instead of $1,800, each man cost only $55.25. Electricity was also not blamed in the case of the Marianna disaster of November 28, 1908, when 154 men lost their lives but, after the public inter est had blown over, the use of electricity was aban doned at the suggestion of the department of mines and compressed air replaced in its stead. This might appear to indicate a guilty knowledge of the real cause. As a matter of fact the owners of the mine, the Pittsburg-Buffalo Company, had already had warn ing that all was not r"ght In the Marianna. On Au gust 12, more than two months before the big ex plosion, there was a smaller explosion which result ed in the death of one man and serious injury to two others and Alderman A. R. Day, of Mononga hela, before whom the preliminary hearing took place, found that the accident had been due to elec tricity.. William Underwood, foreman in charge of the mine, was arrested on information filed by State Mine Inspector John F. Bell, on a charge of permit ting "the use of spark-throwing machinery in that part of the mine where only safety lamps are al lowed." The Pittsburg-Buffalo Company repeatedly denied the fact of this accident, but the report of the state department of nines for 1908 contains an account of the accident Now that the United States government has recognized the danger of electricity, it has taken the position that it would be blocking progress to prevent its use. So it has set about solving the problem in a way that will bring final relief, but this will not prevent the death of thoulands of men, who will lose their lives on account of electricity be tween now and the time when safely devices are invented. It is impossible to fix an exact number, but probably no less than five hundred have come to their death through unsafe electric apparatus in the past year, the length of time the government has been at work on the problem. In March, 1910, the federal department of mines sent word to all manufacturers of electric mining' apparatus that H. H. Clark, an engineer, had been placed in charge of the work at the Pittsburg test ing station and was ready to stamp the seal of gov ernment approval on all electric mining machinery that did not spark but nine months later he had not yet discovered a single piece of electric appara tus which met the requirements. Just consider that for a moment. Even with all the Improvements which have been made to electric apparatus, safety is as far off as ever. But what is to be done? It is objected that you can't stop nine-tenths of the mines from operating until they are made safe. And yet, if they are per mitted to go ahead as at present, they are absolute ly certain to kill from 2,000 to 5,000 men before safe apparatus Is devised and Installed. Are those 5,000 lives to be sacrificed? Is nothing to be done meanwhile? Apparently not If those 5,000 men were in one mine and abso lutely certain to meet death there unless the elec tric apparatus were torn out the situation would be dramatic, public opinion would be aroused, and some thing quite effectual would be done. The real need is no less Insistent If, then, it would not be absurd to demand immediate action in the one case, it is not in the other. But, it is objected again, it would interfere with business, it would be too expensive, impossible. Money, then, has more rights than humanity. Money must be saved at any cost to men. And these 6,000 must die because it would be too expensive to save them. In Colorado they are beginning to see the light A whole series of horrible disasters hat-forced it on them. The coroner's jury that Investigated the Starkville explosion found it had been due to elec tricity, and a commission appointed by the governor strongly urged on the legislature this spring abso lutely to forbid the use of electricity in mines, re gardless of the cost Having no power to enforce the use of safety apparatus, the department of mines is baaing ita undertaking on moral suasion. With the help of mining inspectors and new state laws it hopes to get results. Eventually, it has reason to believe, it will be successful. It is doing a similar work la respect to explosives. Sand as a Fire Extinguisher known as "a short circuit" If water were used it would spread the electrlo current and probably Increase tho damage, but sand, properly used, very quickly extinguishes the flames. Profit of Revolt. "What's the nse? If we capture the government there's no money hi the treasury." "Well, can't we tell the ture rjgbtsr ^25,000,000 CAMOY 278,000,000 ^JEWELRY £60,000,000 WASHINGTON.—When Great Sums Spent in Luxuries as it comes to a keen understanding of domes tic economy, there is no man living who has anything on Representative J. Hampton Moore of Philadelphia. He has completed a list of luxuries which shows that the candy con sumed in a single year represents the cost of a complete chain of canals from Boston to Key West that the jewelry sold represents twice the cost of building the Panama canal, and that the nickels annually dropped on soda water counters are sufficient to establish a complete inland water way system. The statistics with which Represent ative Moore backs his assertions are colossal. They represent his investi gation into the reason for the high cost of living, and prove that the in dividual himself is in a large meas ure responsible for the decline of the dollar's value. According to Mr. Moore, the boys Just how much this enormous sum can be reduced without crippling the public service in the least is still a question, but the members of the econ omy and efficiency board are confi dent that a great saving can be made. The heads of the executive depart ments have received instructions to pare traveling expenses wherever pos sible. This order is applicable to the war and navy departments, as well as to all other departments of govern ment Of course, the largeness of the Item for traveling expenses is due in great measure to the laws under which men in the navy and in the army, either as officers or privates, receive travel allowances. The travel expenses of the department' of agriculture and the department of the interior are also necessarily heavy, and the same PRELIMINARY statement show- 1909 census for establishments en gaged in the manufacture of woolen and worsted goods has just been is sued by the director of the census, E. Dana Durand. Although the number of establish ments has decreased, denoting a ten dency toward concentration, which has been the rule in the wool manu facturing industry since 1870, on the other hand the amount of capital re ported as invested shows an increase from $256,554,000 in 1899 to $415,465, 000 in. 1909, or 62 per cent, during the decade. The cost of materials used increased 85 per cent, and the amount paid In salaries and wages 58 per cent. The number of salaried offi cials and clerks increased but 47 per cent and the number of wage earn ers only 29 per cent. The value of products increased from $238,746,000 in 1899 to $419,826, 000 In 1909, or 76 per cent. The The navy department, however, has received a report from a board of sur vey, which estimated that about $25, 000 would be necessary to fit the old sailing vessel for the long cruise to the west coast. In addition the expense of such a long trip would be considerable. In view of the outlay involved in the All the Attractions. This seems to be quite a progress* lve town," said the stranger. "Oh, yes," the native proudly re plied, "the big cities ain't got nothing on us. We've just finished a hotel that has a mezzanine floor." and girls of the country and the old er people, too, spent $25,000,000 last year on chewing gum. The country's confectionery bill for 1910 amounted to $78,000,000. The $80,000,000 spent on jewelry is twice the amount required to build the Panama canal. Our soda water bill was $320,000, 000. The representative says: "Take the egg, for instance it doesn't cost the hen any more to lay an egg today than it did 100 years ago, but we pay more than our grandfathers did be cause we don't let the hen lay. the egg where we can get out the back door ourselves and pick it up. The farmer's wife in Idaho goes out and gathers up an egg, keeps it till a man comes along with a buggy and takes it from 1 sr. He crates, sorts and packs it along with others and then carries it to the railroad. It is laid in April, May or June you don't get it until the following Christmas, and you have to pay for its keep all that time, pay for the cold storage, pay the railroad rates, the expense of the man who went around in a buggy and gathered it and the initial price of the farmer's wife In Idaho. It is the same all along the line." Economy Board to Save Millions THE economy and efficiency board is beginning to get results. It has reached a point in its labors where it thinks it foresees where a million dol lars may be saved during the first year of its existence. At present it is devoting its atten tions largely to the item of traveling expenses of government employees and to the duplication of work in the de partments. The president and the mem bers of his cabinet were surprised to learn from this board that the travel ing expenses charged„against the treas ury last year aggregated about $12, 000,000. is true, though not to so great an ex tent, of the post office department. Whatever abuse exists under the laws which permit officials and em ployes to travel at the expense of the government did not spring up un der the present administration. Un der the preceding administration no effort was made to hold in check travel expenditures. The injunction that has gone out simply is that travel pay must not be authorized except where travel on government business is absolutely necessary. Soon after President Taft entered the White House, and long before the present economy. and efficiency board was created, instructions went out to the heads of the executive depart ments to curtail traveling expenses wherever possible. Under that gen eral order a considerable saving was effected during the first two years of this administration, but the economy and efficiency board thinks it sees how a still greater saving may be brought about. Shoddy in Much Less Demand fDOrVT BRmC -OUT ANYTHING SHODDY I WArJT I10THWC BUT THE BESTJ greater part of this increase took place during the second half of the decade in fact, the increase of over $100,000,000 in the five years since 1904 Is far greater than that of any decade prior to 1900 in the history of the industry. The quantity of wool consumed, in condition purchased, increased from 330,179,000 pounds to 474,751,000 pounds, or 44 per cent. reckoned on a scoured wool basis, the increase was 50 per cent. The quantity of raw cot ton consumed decreased from 40,245, 000 pounds to 20,055,000 pounds, or 50 per cent., while the amount of cotton yarn purchased increased from 35,343,000 pounds to 39,169,000 pounds, or 11 per cent. The net re sult is a decided decrease in the amount of cotton used as a material by wool manufacturers. The figures also show a marked de crease in the use of shoddy. The quantity purchased decreased 35 per cent, and the amount manufactured in woolen mills for use therein fell of 10 per cent. Can't Have the Old Portsmouth THE navy department probably will JK&BWK 1 be unable to comply with the I wnM»fl\\ «-*-«/. wishes of the people of California who have asked that the old sailing ship Portsmouth now at the New York navy yard, be towed to the Pacific coast to be preserved there as a naval mu seum. The people of the Pacific coast are anxious to have the Portsmouth sent to San Francisco bay because she was identified with the early his tory of California. She sailed into San Francisco bay and took possession in the name of the United States. If she had not taken this action what is now California might have become a part of the British empire, as two British cruisers arrived there only a few hours after the Portsmouth. The San Francisco people want to use the old vessel as an exhibit in connection with the coming exposition there. This is explained by the fact that the manufacture of worsted fabrics, into which shoddy does not enter as a material to any appreciable extent, has increased enormously, while the quantity of woolen fabrics in which shoddy is utilized was actually less in 1909 than in 1899. proposal Secretary of the Navy Meyer feels that it would be inadvisable for the government to undertake the send ing of the Portsmouth to the Pacific coast. It is probable that sh* win be turned over to the Marine Hospital service for use aa a floating hos pital. The old sailing vessel Independence, now at the Mare Island navy yard, will also be disposed of soon. A board of survey has been ordered to inves tigate her condition and recommend what disposition should be made of her. The Independence sailed in 1815 for the Barbary coast under Commo dore William Bainbridge to arrange the difficulties between the United States and the Barbary powers. She has been used as a receiving ship at the Mare Island navy yard since 1858. Superlative. Smith (to member of vested choir) —"I hear you've got a new tenor la the choir. What kind of a voice has he—good?" Jones—"Good? I ehould say sot It's so good none of the other tenors will apeak to him."—Life. WIS E REGEN fo» A MADKING HE oldest ruler in Europe bas just celebrated his ninetieth birthday. And he is no dod dering, slippered pantaloon, but a vigorous man who loves noth- ing better than to hunt barelegged In the forests and to swim in cold lakes. The prince regent of Bavaria is this grand old man. Prince Luitpold has been regent of Bavaria for 25 years because two sue-, cessive kings have been mad. Otto, the present nominal ruler, was in sane when he came to the throne on the death of his brother in 1886. Should he die, Prince Luitpold, his uncle and next of kin, would inherit the throne. But Otto Is only sixty-two years old and at latest reports was in the best of physical condition, so in the nature of things he should out live his nonagenarian uncle. After the regent the next heir to the throne is the latter's eldest son, Prince Louis, sixty-six years old after him comes the latter's son, Prince Rupert, forty-two years old, and fourth in the line of succession is Rupert's ten-year-old son Luitpold, a handsome, jolly-looking little lad. Thus Bavaria has the unusual dis tinction of having four heirs-presump tive to the throne in direct line of succession. -King Otto, who resides usually in the wonderful castle of Neuschwan stein which his mad brother built on a crag of the Bavarian Alps, spends his time smoking cigarettes, talking to the wall-paper, shooting at peas ants from his windows with rifles that are carefully loaded by his attendants with harmless bullets. His beard is long, and they say that he is filthy in his habits, which is no uncommon thing with maniacs. Prince Lultpold's life has been one of the most extraordinary in modern history, not only for its length but for the strange romance and tragedy with which it has been filled. The son of a king, the brother of two kings and the uncle of two kings, he has never been a king himself, and yet he has ruled Bavaria for a quar ter of a century. He might have been a king had he so desired at any time in the last twenty years, for the par liament of his land has over and over again besought him to assume the name that goes with the duties he has performed so long, and the Ger man and Austrian emperors have re peatedly urged the step upon him. But so conscientious is he that he has always refused and he has also re fused in all this time to take for him self a penny of the taxpayers' money. Again, he may almost be said to have made an emperor, for it was he who handed .the Imperial crown to William I. of Prussia at Versailles in 1870, and without him Bismarck's schemes to create the German em pire must have come to naught. Prince Luitpold is a stockily built man of medium height, with a full white beard and mustache that still shows streaks of auburn, the rosy complexion that comes of exposure to wind and weather, and clear blue eyes behind large spectacles under bushy brows. His head is still crowned with rather bristly hair that has grown a bit thin on top, but that falls straight over a bull neck be hind. His nose turns up slightly, its nostrils are wide and generous and it is big at the Up. Unlike the' German emperor, who respects him almost like a father, Prince Luitpold rarely dons a mili tary uniform. He goes about in tweeds or the frock coat of a civilian and wears his many orders only on state occasions. He is happiest in the short kilts of the Bavarian peas antry, with a soft hat ornamented by a pheasant's or cock's feather, with thick stockings ending below his knees. In this costume he tramps the mountains and forests for days at a time, hunting wild boars, stags and chamois or shooting feathered game. A devout Roman Catholic himself, he is not only tolerant of the religious views of others, but lends a kindly band to the pastors of all churches. It is difficult to realize what It means to be as old as the prince re gent. When he was born Monroe waa president of the United States, Adams. Jefferson and Madison were still liv ing. Lultpold's father waa Louis I., king of Bavaria, who was forced to abdi cate because of his infatuation for Lola Montes, tho notorious adven- iZ^Xr*£s$?«%74* #w turess and beauty. At that timej Luitpold was thirty,years old. He* was the youngest of three brothers.! The oldest, Maximilian, succeeded to} the throne of Bavaria the seconds Otto, became king of Greece, only to] be driven from the throne by a mili-i tary conspiracy. On the death off King Maximilian in 1864 his eldest! son, Louis, Inherited the throne at the! age of nineteen. King Louis II. was a most extraor-j dinary man, and there can be little doubt that he really was insane man} years before he was forced to abdi cate because of bis crazy actions. lived more in a dream world than in aj real. The only man he gave any] sign of loving was Richard Wagner. For his family he had no regard. His! childhood was passed in castles on the walls of which were paintedj scenes from Bavarian legend. By 1876 his younger brother, Otto,j had gone hopelessly insane and been put away in a private retreat. It i» said that the old Kaiser William I. was the first to discover Otto's insan ity when the young man ordered the regiment he was commanding in 1870 to charge a stone wall. In 1886 the king shut himself up in his mountain castle, refusing to see his ministers or even his servants. A family council sent specialists to ex* amine Louis and on their report de cided that he must be deposed and placed under restraint. He was com pelled to abdicate on June 10, 1886, and three days later his body and that of Doctor von Gudden, his attendant, were found In Lake Starnberg. It is probable that Louis, chafing undef re straint, tried to escape by swimming and was drowned. Otto, also mad, succeeded him un der the regency of his uncle, Luitpold. Throughout the insanity of these two kings their verv sane old uncle, Luitpold, has been governing their kingdom for them. He reorganized* the army and made it splendidly effi cient. He has gradually been paying off the almost fabulously large debts left by Louis I., living in the mean time on his own private income. When he first became regent he waa the worst hated man in Bavaria, for the people' loved their handsome, ec centric King Louis they would not believe he was insane they believed that Luitpold had Lad him deposed! and shut up in his castle out of per sonal ambition. But they very soon learned the contrary. Every time the Bavarian parliament has wanted to* depose the crazy king and enable Prince Luitpold to reign in name as well as In fact, he has firmly opposed: the plan, saying the Bavarian consti tution would not permit it. And so he has lived and grown oldj unselfishly working for others, with* no recompense whatever for his serv* ices save only the deep love of hie people and the profound respect of the rulers of other lands. Good Thing to Remember. 'If any one tells you there is noth ing new under the sun," remarked a well-dressed woman to her friend, "dont you believe it. I have just come from a sewing class In a public school, and what do you think the teacher asked me as she explained things?" "Cannot Imagine," answered the friend. "She said, 'Do you thread youij needle or needle your thread?'" "What a funny question! What fta tide difference?' demanded the frlendJ "Just try it" promptly responded! the other. 'Threading the needle' la all wrong. Just take the needle in the right hand and needle your thread] and see how much easier it is. I onlyj wish I had known it 20 years ago." ..=-- :3y ,, Years and Years. The music hall artist was visibly! annoyed by the "booming" of a fewj cockneys In the rear of the theateri Finally she advanced to the footlights! and shouted In anger: "111 have you know that I appeared before King Edward VHth!" And the cockney crew roared back*] 'Ow long before?"—Tonkers States* man. In an Awful Hole.. I "They say that actors are very aei perstttlous." "Yes I know several stars whsj consider it unlucky to play to aa dience of 13 people." S I .OS^^i^^&iSK .^•Ssfcf wAjS^-SSfc8 c:?«