SATURADY, SEPTEMBER 24, 1927
THE BATESVILLE GUARD.
DAILY
NE'LLIE H. TREVATHAN
Editor and Publisher.
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ARKANSAS PRE b S ASSOCIATION
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Published every day except Sunday,
by the Batesville Printing Company,
Batesville, Ark.
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the Dqjly Guard.
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THE GUARD IS FIFTY YEARS OLD
FROM THE GU \RD 20 YEARS AGO
MARRIAGE AND DIVORCE.
During the twenty years interven.
ing between May Ist, 1887, and the
same date in 1907, there were 5,-
293 marriages consummated and 443
divorces granted it Independence
county, the ratio being nearly one to
twelve. During a similar period in
Jackson county there were about 6,-
000 marriages and 800 divorces. In
Sharp county there have been less
than 200 divorces in twenty years,
or less than ten a year.
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FRESHMEN ROMP ON
MOUNTAIN HOME
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ki<k-off 40 yards. Slater smashed
off tackle for 12 yards. Fiser around
end netted another touchdown. Slat
er bucked over for extra point. After
the kick-off the Freshmen made two (
first downs and W. Carpenter ear- i
ried the ball over for a touchdown.
Quarter ended with the ball in mid
field. * > ■ r
Fourth Quarter-
A pass F. Carpenter to Fiser net
ted 15 yards. W. Carpenter went off
tackle for another first down. Fiser
then went thru to the 3 yard line.
W. Carpenter smashed thru center
for a touch down. Drop kick for point
failed. On the first play after the
kick off Fiser raced 51 yards along
the side-line for another 6 points,
bringing the total score up to 70 to 0.
F. Carpenter made 91st down after
the kick.off. Game ended with the ball
in about mid-field.
The Line-Up
Arkansas Mountian Home
Shilling 1.. E. McNabb
Sherrill L. T. L. Davis
Teter L. G. G. Davis
Patterson .... C. Bruce, (Capt.)
(C.) Stokes .R. G. Watowa (c)
Kennedy R. T. Wren
A. Carpenter R. E. Boswell
Fern II L. H. Brogden
Fiser R. H. Oyler
F. Carpenter Q. Goatcher
Slater F. B. Rankin
Score by Periods:
Arkansas IS 19 20 14 — 70
Mtn. Home 0 0 0 0 0
Referee — Abraham (Ouachita);
limpin'-- Ward (Quachita. Head line
man. Crouch. (Principia). Subs:
Mountain Home: McCracken for L.
Davis, Tipton for Goatcher. Arkan- i
sas College: Crawford, W. Carpenter,
Albright. Pool, McDaniels. W. Irwing
< 'loud, Ratliffe.
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’ THE LAUGHOSCOPE
Wifey—Can't you make up your
mind to let me have that S2O hat,
dear ?
Hubby—l can make up my mind ।
all right, dear, but I can’t make up the
money.
Medical note: When funnier-sound
ing ailments are indented, Listerine |
will cure them.
New Iceman; “Say, what do you
'think? The guy in that house threw
me out because I tried to kiss the
cook this morning.”
Milkman; “I think the lady of the
house does her own cooking.”
The review of reviews—hash.
, New York night clubs must close
; now at 4 a. m. What will the patrons
11 do from then on till bedtime.’
Our. idea of a real friends is one
j who thinks well of us .even. if we
I don’t deserve it.
| I may be a garbage man’s daugh
। ter, but I know a swell dump when I
j see it’. f
! The poor kid had no cradle, but he
I lived near the quarry, so he was rock
j ed every day.
! Speaking the truth will not only
shame the devil, but cause you to
lose all your friends as well.
It isn't what a woman knows that
bothers a man but how she found out.
Recent news suggests that a good
; many women should use shooting
irons less and flatirons more.
At least there is one more person
to whom King George has to take
off his hat and that’s the barber.
Things which happen in the dark
। generally make the lightest reading
j matter.
| A man is as happy as his conscience,
his pocketbook, his stomach and his
wife will let him be.
’ A new $30,000,000 hotel in Chica
go will be named “The ' Coolidge.
It ought to be a nice quiet place.
| If curiosity killed all the cats the
I world would soon be catless.
| OAK OR SQUASH
An uncultured'■parent consulted a
college president about his son s edu
cation.
•1 can't afford to have the boy
waste four years at college, he said.
Can't you fix him up with a short
course that will do just as well, pro
fessor?’
“We can.' replied the professor.
‘lt all depends upon what you want
to make of the boy. You’ll recall
that it takes a hundred years to I
make an oak tree, but a good squash
matures in a few weeks.
NO GROPING UNDER THE
BUREAU
I have swallowed my collar-button,
gasped the grocer.
' “Well, responded bis wife. you
know where it is anyway.
WHERE AM I
The telephone girl in a New 5 ork
hotel answered a queer call over the
house exchange the other morning
about eleven o’clock. When she plug
ged in a man's voice said. Hello! Is
this So and So hotel?
Why, no. answered the girl, this is
the Such and Such Hotel.
Oh. is it. all right, said the man.
Just woke up and didn't know where
1 was.
TRAFFIC LOGIC t
: Boss: “Mike, how did the tfeeident j
happen ?
j Mike—Well, boss, ye see. ‘twas
'like this: I was drivin' me truck up
I State street when I had to stop sud
denly, and a fellow in a big Pack
jard crashed into the rear end of I
me truck. Shure it didn’t hurt hist
■ machine very much, but he jumped >
I off and ran up to me. and shaking
'his fist, said: ‘Hey, you little Harp,
|why didn’t you put out your hand?
I‘Put out me hand? says I, Ye dang
fool, if ye couldn’t (see the truck,
I how the devil could ye see my hand?’
THE BATESVILLE GUARD
BIRDS IN CAPITAL
FOR TOUR TO SOUTH
Flock Into VZ&shlngtcn nt*
Nearby States.
Washington.—Thousands of I ...11-
ery members of the I'urple Mart.u so
ciety have flocked to Washington from
nearby states for their annual con
vention, preparatory to embarking on
their usual winter tour of South
Am. rlca.
The birds have selected as their
t'cetii::: place the wires mop the pule*
on Uloral street, between Thirteen; 11
street and Alaska avenue, where th V
hold early morning ami night sessions
to the wonderment of residents of (ba
vicinity and passing motorists.
The other morning they rested side
by side on the wires for a distance of
two blocks, later taking oft lor an in
spection tour mid 'bird's-eye" view
of file city. In Ilie evening they re
turn again ami one of these mornings
they are going to adjourn sudd.'bty
mid begin their Hight southward, ac
cording to Dr. C. W. Richmond of Ha
division of birds. Smithsonian institu
tion.
Doctor Riebmoml points out that
the martins seem to have selected Iha
national capital ns an annual meeting
place in tile late summer. In previous
years they have held their sessions at
different points mound town, one year
selecting the elm trees near the Pan-
American building, another year us
ing the trees near the botanic garden
and still another year meeting on
Rhode IslanM avenue in the northeast
section.
“After assembling from nearby
places and froth Virginia, .Maryland,
Pennsylvania mid other sections near
Washington, they usually hang around
for a few days before suddenly taking
off In one group for the South." Doc
tor Richmond stated. "They will taka
up winter quarters probably In South
America. Sometimes they number
from 10,000 to 20,000 birds, according
to various estimates."
Other large flocks meet in Other
cities about this time of year. Doctor
Richmond said, mid they, too. wifi
Jmirney to warmer climes.
W! ile tlie exact date of departure
of the visitors on Floral street can
only be guessed, it appeared certain
that leaders of the Hoek will see that
the migration begins before tile hunt
ing season opens.
Chess Favorite Game,
Whole Village Plays
Berlin. — Virtually every inhabi
tant of Ike Uulu villugu of Stroe
beck, near Halberstadt in the Hara
mountains, can play chess. Proficiency
In clew playing ranks with reading,
writing and arithmetic In the Stroe
beck village school.
Every year Just before the Easter
vacation the school conducts a chess
tournament. The winners receive
chess boards donated by the village.
Tradition has it Hint the Stroe
beekers have known bow to play chess
since the Eleventh century. At that
time Bishop Arnulf of Halberstadt de
feated his opponent, Count Gunzelin,
with the aid of the villagers of Stroe
beck. The Stroebeckers held the count
captive in an old tower, still known as
the Chess tower, until he was ran
somed by Mends. To while away ths
time Count Gunzelin began to Instruct
his guards in chess.
The guards passed the knowledge
on to the other villagers, until every
body knew the game. Since then It
hat been a turn ter of communal pride
to instruct each succeeding genera*
Hon In the art.
First Transatlantic
Flight Wai the Fastest
New York. Contrary to the belief
of most newspaper readers, nonstop
airplane flights across the Atlantic
not only have failed to hang up any
speed records in 1927. but actually
have fallen short of the mark set eight
years ago by the first plane to blaze
this trail. A comparison of times and
distance in this field follows:
1919—Alcock and Brown, from St.
Johns, N. F„ to Clifden, Ireland. 1.96 J
miles in 161-5 hours; average speed,
120.9 miles an hour.
1927—-Lindbergh, from Roosevelt
Field. 1.. I . to Paris, France, 3,(510
miles In 33% hours; average speed,
107.7 miles an hour.
Chamberlin, from Roosevelt Field
to Plymouth. Englund, 3.425 miles, In
34 hours; average speed, 100.7 miles
an hour.
Byrd, from Roosevelt Field to Brest,
France. 3.524 miles In 33% hours|
average speed. 105.2 miles an hour.
Brock and Schlee, from Harbor
Grace, N. F„ to Plymouth, England,
2.150 miles in 19 1-3 hours; average
speed, 111.4 miles an hour.
g Uncle Sam’s Sweetie X
| Costs Him $700,000,000 |
9 Washington. —That Uncle Sam A
5 has a sweet tooth Is shown by 9
S the great Increase In production 8
8 and consumption of candy. 9
S chewing gum and Ice cream. The Q
5 combined values of these prod- 2
X ucts in 1914, the year the World 5
Y war began, totaled $197,000,000. J
5 They rose to $7((0,000,000 in G
g 1927. r
X Candy leads with a value of j
9 $879,081,411. and then comes 5
S ics cream nt $25t),175.(18(1 and J
x chewing gum at $47,838,000. j
i: IN SOCIETY :
1 THREE SMALL PARTIES
HELD AT CLUB THURSDAY
—
The Batesville Country Club was
the scene of three small parties,
I totaling eight tables of cards, Thurs
' 1 day afternoon. Mrs. G. E. Yeatman
i and Mrs. Ora Burton were hostesses
I to two tables of Six hundred. Mrs.
I Will ( raig won the prize. Mrs. O.
J T. Johnston, Mrs. J. B. Fitzhugh,
i and Mrs. Ramsey Weaver were host
esses to three tables of bridge. Mrs.
D. D. Adams was the winner of high
score. The third party consisted of
three tables of young matrons and
misses who took their supper with
them and at the conclusion of the
' club with the young men who came
I afternoon’s playing had supper
lat the time. The party lasted on
I into the evening with the time be
। ing spent in listening over the radio
at the big ‘Tunney-Dempsey” fight.
MRS. PERRIN ENTERTAINS
Mrs. Hoivce' Perrin entertained
, Friday afternoon with two tables of
: Six hundred. Her home was very
i attractively arranged with fall flow
ers and a most delicious salad course
• was served. Mrs. Allen Babcock
• won the prize for the afternoon’s
• playing,
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1 MISS GOLDEN ENTERTAINS
Miss Vera Golden entertained her
' Sunday School class with a Flapper
party Friday evening at the home of
। her parents, Mr. and Mrs. A. P. Gold
, en. Each girl was dressed as a flap
. per and a contest was staged to de
, cide the most perfectly dressed flap
i ner. Miss Elizabeth Metcalf was de
• cided upon as the winner. An ice
1 cream and cake course was served.
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How
About
Your
Child? kW
There are many grown-up folks today wearing
glasses who would have perfect vision and in no need
: of such if their parents had been more careful when
they were young, correcting minor faults with only
’ ■■ temporary use of properly fitted glasses.
How about your child today? If in doubt bring ’j
the child here for thorough examination. We will tell Ij
। you honestly whether the child’s eyes need attention. j
I Dr. O. B. MAY
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Second Floor Barnett Bros. Bldg.
Batesville. Arkansas. 1
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