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THE RED LOCK A Tale of the Flatwoods By DAVID ANDERSON Auther of **Tho Blue Moon** Copyright by The Bobbe-Merrill G* “SOME LOOKER" 8YNOPSIS. —On the banka of the Wabash stand Texle Colin and Jack Warhope, young and very much In love. Texle la the only daughter of old Pap Simon, rich man and money-lender. Jack la the orphan bound boy of Pap Simon who had foreclosed a mortgage on the Warhope estate. At first Texle and Jack talk sadly of Ken Colin, the girl’s missing brother. Then Jack says that in ten days hla servitude will be over, that he will ride out Into the big world to seek his fortune. Both know what that will mean to them. Texle and Jack talk of the red lock of "Rod Colin," In herited by Ken. And Jack says he's coming back ns soon as he finds gold in California. Then arrives the new preacher. Rev. Caleb Hopkins. Pap Simon Intro duces the villagers to the new preacher, who was a college mate of Ken. At supper at the Colin home the preacher tells how the boy killed a gambler and disap peared. His father attributes Ken's fall from grace to his red lock of hair. Then Pap Simon has a sort of stroke, brought on by reading a letter from Ken. "somewhere In New York," who curses his father on his death bed. A postscript by another hand cays he Is dead. CHAPTER IV —5-” The Room Was Deadly Still. Buckeye was the capital of the Flat woods. Snugged away in a pocket of the bluffs where Eagle run breaks into the valley of the Wabash, it never woke up but once—when a rumor trickled In from somewhere that a railroad was headed that way. But the rumor subsided. Buckeye went back to sleep, and the big world for got that It was there. Zeke PoJlck's general store was the largest In the place. Zeke sold every thing% from onion sets to grindstones, Including whisky—barrels of It, from “squirrel" to mellow old Bourbon— right from the spigot. A flatwoods man could buy It as he wanted it, from a drink to a Jugful, but “furri ners" had to be identified to get It In quantities less than a quart—an iden tification quite as exacting, though of a different sort, as that required to borrow money from Simon Colin— which is another way of saying that a man’s face went as far In the Flat woods as his note. -—th«|.Mildly tv nvnnltvft of day following the old banker’s collapse over the remarkable letter—no syl lable of which had been allowed to get beyond the red-roofed cottage— Uncle Nick Willies, a tall, iron-gray old man with twinkling eyes, sat smoking a qultely meditative pipe In the one chair of the store. It was a variegated company thnt grouped around him In the dim half light of the feeble coal-oil lamp, with Its charred wick and smoke-stained chimney. There was Zeke Polick, the post master and proprietor of the store, a little old rag of a man; A1 Counter man, a one-eyed fisherman, with a complexion like a smoke-dried bacon rind; the blacksmith, with his hard arms, and hands so horny they could Village Loafers Ware There—Aimless, Doleas Drifters Who Had Nowhara Else to Go. hold a piece of Iron hot enough to sizzle water. Village loafers were there—aimless, doles* drifters who had nowhere else *o go. Besides these. Loge Belden, said to he a Kentucky mountain man, tall, lanky and Just comfortubly In his prime, with a reddish-sandy mustache and goutee, leaned on the end of the counter nearest the door. Little was known of hlin except that he and his sister had Intely moved Into an old cabin on one of Slinon Colin's farms up at the head of Eagle hollow, and that he had taken the Job of clearing the timber from an upland field and making It ready for the plow. Some said he hod been a pearl fisher, others that he was "wanted” diown at Vin cennes. The Flatwoods held him at arm's length—and waited.” “Rlcollect Jim Ruromidge, don't y’u, £ekeT*' Uncle Nick remarked. “Jim Uummldge, reckon I do that,” piped Zeke's thin voice, ns he leaned (•nvsrf art a— the counter. “Ain't go’n’ t’ frglt ’ln», nuther. not right noon I ain’t. Went off V M’sourl owin’ me a dollar and thirty-four cents, and I never did git It” “Aw, well. Zeke, don’t worry none.” Uncle Nick rejoined, “y’u've wormed It nuten some other pore devil b’ this time, raore’n likely.” The blacksmith slapped hla heavy hand down on his thigh, the others laughed, the fisherman’s frisky eye twinkled and he swore merrily. Zeke said never a word, but the ex pression In his little rat eyes might have meant any number of things. “Blamedest feller—that Jim Rum mldge." Uncle Nick went on. “Ther 1 werdn’t nothin’ but what him an’ that brother SI o’ hls’n wus up to when they wus youngsters. Rlcollect one Sund’y Jim tuck it Into ’ls head t’ yoke up a couple'o’ calves ol’ man Rum mldge was cnlc’latin’ t’ save f’r oxen, an’ ’e coaxed SI t’ play off sick with ’im so’s they wouldn’t hnf t’ go t’ church. Well, the ol’ folks werdn’t more’n out o’ sight when up Jumps Jim, on’ SI right after ’lm, an’ tftey breaks fr the barn-lot t* yoke up them yenrlin’s. “Sh-b-h —!” warned Zeke, “hyur comes the parson.” Almost with the words, the dapper, nervously alert young preacher en tered the door. In spite of his studi ous air of riper years, he couldn't have been more than six or seven and twenty. The trade-mark of his call ing was hung all over him. His shiny boots, elaborate frock coat, neck stock, high hat and enormous spectacles fairly shrieked schoolmaster. And yet one could not help wonder ing why fate had set such a tnnn ns the Itev. Caleb Hopkins to the busi ness of keeping school. Dissociated from all suggestion of theology and chalk, his figure was about all that could be desired in a man—height a trifle above medium; well set up; lithe and graceful—and his face —nothing short of handsome, only for a certain air of peering severity. To look nt him as he entered the door—six feet of lithe young man hood smothering under Its ascetic, not to say somber, Investure—one would never have guessed that there was anything wrong with his health, and yet that was precisely what had brought him to the Flatwoods. And now os he walked past Loge Belden slouched against the counter, he stopped and stood staring curi ously at him. Belden seemed on the point of re senting the look, when the Reverend Caleb quickly turned away, and with a nod passed the group around Uncle Nf<*k and wfent*'on to tlfi post office 7 window at the rear of the room. “What d’ y’u say we ask ’lm t’ g* ’long,” whispered A1 Counterman to Uncle Nick os the young minister stood waiting for Zeke Polick to ad just his dirty spectacles on his thin nose, turn up the smoky lamp and laboriously sort over the meager bunch of letters and postcards. "Y’u da’sn’t,” Uncle Nick answered guardedly. “Watch me, an’ y’u’U see whuther I do’st. I ain’t n-feared of no parson. “Mr. Hopkins,” he called a moment later, stepping In front of the young preacher as he passed toward the door, “a passel of us fellers Is goln’ a-selnln’ up around Alpine Island In the mornin’. I reckon y’u wouldn’t like t’ go long, n’r nothin’, would y’u?” “Who are going, did you say?” “Oh, me an’ Uncle Nick, thar, an’ Big Jack Warhope." “I have promised to be nt the social tomorrow evening nt the schoolhouse, which, I am Informed,- is alwpys held in celebration of the last day of school. Do you expect to return In time for that?” "Aw, we’ll he bnck by noon, easy.” “Let me see.” pondered the preach er, not willing to compromise bis dig nity by appearing overanxious. “This Is tomorrow Is Thursday —I believe I may safely allow myself tills recreation. I shall be most happy to avail myself of your kind Invita tion.” The fisherman stood fingering Ills hat and stnrlng at the door long after the minister had passed out, the twinkle gone from his puckered ono eyo, a puzzled look on his smoked ba con rind of a face. “Well, I’ll be derned 1 Wouldn’t thnt singe y’ur whiskers! I dunno ylt whuther he said ’e'd come T not.” Uncle Nick threw I is hend back and fairly roured, while the postmaster rumpled up his dry countenance Into u half begrudged grin. “Course he said 'e’d come. Whar wus you brutig up at, anyhow? Didn’t y'u hyur Mm say he’d ’vail hlmse’f of y’ur kind Invytntion? Course he’s culc'luting t' come. Zeke, we’ll hnf t' git A1 a new spellin’ book un’ start Mm t’ school next fall.” “Well,” muttered the fisherman, ns his face cleared nnd the twinkle cume hack to his waggish one eye, “ull 1 got t* say Is: he can use up more diction ary a’sayln’ yes than any mun I ever bear’d. But ain't 'e some looker— barrln’ that killin' rig lie’s hobbled up In r "Most too good-lookin’,” piped Zelce. "Aw, dunno, Zeke,” Uncle Nick ob served. ‘"talfft go’n' t' hurt 'lm none. Only drawback I mn see is: It's u pity t' waste all them good looks on a preucher.” •'Anyhow,” put In Al, his rnklsh eye dancing at Uncle Nick's remurk, "If he wus ugly enough t' tree the devil up a thorn hush, I don't 'low It'd he'p 'la preachin' none. An' I reckon be shore must he some preacher, 'r he wouldn’t be where ’• Is—tenchln' la a THE COSTILLA COUNTY DEMOCRAT. college that makes preachers. I bat y’u he can cipher plum’ through any ’rethmetlc you can hand Mm, an’ they, say he’s posted on purt nigh ever’thlng that’s goln’ ou, t ever went on.” “That ain’t neither hyur n’r there," argued Zeke. “That ain’t no more’n his duty, an’ what the taxpayers back whar ’e come from ’r* payin’ Mm f’r.” "Duty ’r no duty,” rejoined the fish erman, “It's a (j ern good sign.” “All the same,” snapped the post master, “If i had a gal—which I ain’t got, n’a never had—l wouldn’t want ’er throwed with Mm like Slme Colin’s Sal Is, an’ she shouldn’t be, nuther.” “Aw, well, Zeke.” drawled Uncle Nick, “If she tuck after ’er daddy In looks, I reckon .they wouldn’t be no great danger.” The raucous laugh that followed from the crowd jarred the postmaster. "I don’t care what y’u say." he shrilled In his high, thin voice, "Texie Colin’s got good looks enough, If that’s what y’u want. I dunno what Slme Colin’s a-thlnkin' about. It ain’t like Mm, t’ tnke in a teetotal furrlner that a-way, preacher 'r no preacher—don’t keer if ’e was a classmate o’ Ken’s. That ain’t no recommend, nohow — bein’ a classmate o’ Ken’s—fr he wus ns orn’ry as the devil makes ’em. They’re boun’ to be throwed t’gether more’n they ough’ t’ be.” “Ain’t much more’n a kid, nuther,” the blacksmith remarked, apparently thoughtfully Impressed, as he searched his pockets for a match. “Sora’er’s around seventeen T eight een—” The postmaster glanced across at Uncle Nick, as If for confirmation of his statement. The old man took the They’s Thousan’s and Ten* o'~Thou> san’s o’ Gala That Cayn’t B< Drawed On, No Matter What Fellei Comes Aloig. pipe from between his lips and sat tnpplng the item against his thumb nail. “I Mow y’ur not fur off.” he answered meditatively to the postmaster’s look. “Big Jack's twenty past, an' I’ve hear’n say Texie*was three years younger to a day. That would bring ’er right around seventeen ’r eighteen.” “An’ s’poson’ she Is—every lick of it," the postmaster went on. “A gal uln’t got none too much sense at eight een—an’ ther’ ain’t no gal but what can he drawed on, .If the right feller comes along.” ‘‘Hoi’ on thar, Zeke, hoi’ on!” Uncle Nick had been leunlng back against a cracker barrel. His chair came down with a bung, and his voice rang like struck metal. “You’re goln’ a leetle too fur. They’s thousan's an’ tens o’ thousan’s o' gals that cayn’t be drawed on. no matter what feller comes along. "Ther’s a heap more nice gals than men. Ther’ never wus a bad gal but what ther’ was a bad man first. An’ after It’s over—she’s done. All en durin’ the years t’ come her heart has t’ be drug In the dust, while the man no, I won’t call Mm man, nn’ I cayn’t cull 'lm beast, fr the beasts T’ cleun compared—carries Ms head as high ns b’fore. 1 tell y’u, people haln’t never looked at them things right. The man d’serves t’ be judged accordin’ t’ the same way the gal Is —only more so.” A hush fell over the group. The blacksmith sat patting his foot softly on the floor. Presently his calloused hand came down upon his knee with a sounding slap, while his eyes, dull at most times from long looking Into the forge fire, lighted with the fervor of his feelings. “Good you. Uncle Nick ! I agree with y’u complete. That's my kind o’ preachln’—right t’ the p'lnt.” “My sentiments to a hair," chimed in the fisherman. “I alw’ys takes the girl's part an' be d—d t’ the mun. That’s how I lost this eye. It wus when—but no matter, I haln’t never b'grudged It—” The fisherman’s lone eye settled Into a vacant stur* at a crack In the floor; the hurd lines of his face deepened. Could the others have glimpsed hack of that seamed and weather-beaten mask, they might have read there the deep graven rnamory of a day that waa dead—a dream and an awakening, a romance and a tragedy—that had driven hi in, as the storm drives the driftwood, with what the world calls a crime sluted against him, to bury his life here with his dog and fishing geur, alone la his bachelor cabin on the river short. “I 'law y> u fmiat 'a' baan mla took about that—arm." (to ap oomtinuciu LATE NEWS From All Over COLORADO Fort Collins.—Delegations were here from Denver, Cheyenne, Longmont, Loveland and Greeley, for the formal Installation and Initiation of the new Knights of Columbus council. Denver.—Beet growers of Colorado and other states who have contracts with the Great Western Sugar Com pany are receiving checks totaling ap proximately $2,500,000, payment of which was announced by local officials of the company. Breckenrldge.—The local Democratic ticket was victorious over the Citizens’ party in a hotly contested election here. The Democrats were headed by Trevor B. Thomas, who was"elected mayor. The election was In charge of an all-woman election board. Denver.—J. B. Ferril of Colorado Springs was re-elected president of the Colorado Bakers’ Association for the coming year at the last formal session of the annual convention of the organ ization nt the Albany hotel. James Holmes of Denver was again named secretary. Denver.—Active preparations for n campaign In an effort to oust Mayor Stapleton from office were started by officials of the recall organization af ter attorneys for the organization won their first legal victory in the fight to force the city clerk to file recall petitions, placed with him a week ago, with the election commission. Loveland.—Russell L. Whorton of Loveland, who enlisted a short time ago in the army, was drowned at Cule bra. West Indies, during the recreation hour of the U. S. S. Pennsylvania. He was the son of Mr. and Mrs. L. B. Whorton of Loveland, and his brother, Lei and B. Whorton, was the first sol dier from Loveland to die In the World war. Boulder. —High school teachers who bob their hair are perhaps as nice as those who don't, but the city superin tendents of Colorado schools, In con vention here do not approve of them. It was brought out In the roll call at the opening session of the twelfth an nual high school and college confer ence. They approve of (lancing, both by teachers and pupils, however, but, do not favor the agitation for uniform ity of dress. victor.—A fabulously rich strike has been made at the 2,700-foot level In No. 1 vein of the Portland mine, according to Fred Jones, superintendent of the mine. One thousand pounds of ore tuken from a pocket In the las¥ Dyo days, with an average gross valuation of SB,OOO. Some of the ore has a valuation of more than $lO a pound. The general average of the ore is about $8 a pound. - Lake City. Encouraging reports come In from the Golden Fleece group of mines at Lake City, Hinsdale coun ty, now In the hands of a leasing com pany made up of Denver and Lake City miners, well acquainted with the possibilities of this former bonanza of the 1894 period. Recent assays show $221.76 per ton for the core of the four-foot ore vein, of which $208.77 is gold and $12.69 In sliver —the ore be ing of the petzite class. Denver. —Pledges that two of the five wells to be drilled by the Texas Company and the Transcontinental Oil Company In the Moffat field this summer will be locuted on state school land were given by Levi Smith, a di rector, and Raymond D. Meyer of the 'Transcontinental Company, at a con ference with the members of the state Land Board. In addition, the oil men agreed to drill on other school sections undeV lease to the Transcontinental Company on (lie lies and Pagoda, or Beaver Creek structures ten miles east of the Moffnt field. Rocky Ford.—Moft of the larger cantaloupe shippers have or have had representatives in the the Arkansas valley signing for the 1024 crop, and almost to a man they all talk a smaller acreage than In the last few years. Tlhc acreage in 1923 amounted to 10,014 acres, und as the season was not the best for growing the fruit few In the game made any money. Denver. —Wayne C. Williams, attor ney general of Colorado, Issued a state ment here a few days ago that he was preparing for a rigid Investigation of freight rates In Colorudo with u view of suits brought In the name of the state to relieve what he terms a "hor rible” condition as the rutes affect farmers, merchants and shippers. Denver. —Members of the Colorado Wheat Growers’ Association will elect ten new directors May 12, and a pre liminary nomination primary will be held April 21 In ten districts In the state. Each of tlta ten districts con tains approximately 500 members and each will elect two directors. The Colorado Wheat Grower, official organ of the association, carries the list of polling pluces. Denver.—The thirty-ninth annual meeting of the Colorado Assoclntlor of County Superintendents and Instl tute Workers closed Its Denver sub slon with a luncheon at the Argonaut hotel. During the morning meeting held at the Morey Junior High school, officers were elected to serve during the coining year. These were 8. J Khudel of Trlnidud, president; Nan B. Scales of Steumboat Springs, vice pres Ident; E. N. Freeman of Wheatrldge secretary, and Flora Allison of Logui. county, treasure CENTENNIAL STATE ITEMS Boulder.—The Kmpife Gas nnd Fuel Company, a Henry L. Doherty corpora tion, entertained sixty farmers resid ing east of Boulder at the Lukeside power plant a few days ago. Plans of the company for leasing approximately 7,000 acres of lund five miles east of Boulder for oil and gas, were dis cussed. M. J. C. Ferguson, general manager of the Lakeside Construction Corapnny, was the speaker at the meet ing. The object of the company’s ac tivity Is to secure n gas field near Den ver, from which the Public Sendee Company could pipe gns to the capital city. The Lakeside plan Is now being built by the Public Service Company to supply additional power for this district. The territory sought by the Empire company Is likely to prove out as a gas field, according to geologists who have surveyed It. The'compnny Is offering the farmers a per cent royalty for lenses, It Is reported. One of the main difficulties Just now seems to be that certain sections of the de sired acreage have already been leased to small oil companies and private In dividuals. Grand Junelion.—A serious shortage of irrigation water for this section, In dicated by little snow on surrounding mountains the latter part of February, has been averted by the heavy sno\\s of March, which have brought snow depths to nearly normal, reports of foresters now on Grand Mesa taking annuul snow measurements show. While on Grand Mesa with a ski party. Ray Peck, supervisor of Grand Mesa national forest, found hut thirty-four inches of snow shown by the Ward lake ranger station scale on Feb. 21). This was the lowest snow depth ever reported from that station foi* the last of February, normal depth being nine ty Inches. Denver.—Hale ' Smith, secretary to Governor Sweet, has announced four new appointments made by the gov ernor. P. X. Bart heel of Carbondale, Colo., was appointed to the State Board of Water Commissioners for district 38, to Succeed J. W. Timmer man, who resigned recently. T. J. O’Donnell of Denver nnd Fred W. Stow of »Fort Collins were reappointed to. the State Commission for the Pro motion of Uniform State Laws. Miss Elfreda Sttdddns of Fort Collins was reappointed to the State Board of Library Commissioners, term to expire April 15, 1929. Steamboat Springs.—While the Re publican candidate for muyor. Dr. F. E. Willett, was successful in the elec tions here, the Democrats carried the mujority of the board uf trustees. Dr. Willett defeated Edgar Cook, Demo cratic cundldute, by thirty-one votes. Three Democrat* took the two-yeur terms on as trustees, R. A. Armstrong, Charles Harwig and J. M. Kellogg. For one-year terms as trustees, H. E. Combs and Louis C. Flck,-Republicans, and Roy Houston, Democrat, were elected. Oak Creek. —Dr. James Cole, a dele gate to the national Republican con vention, was defeated In the race tor mayor on the Taxpayers’ ticket by Frank Watt, running on the Citizens' ticket. Dr. Cole was defeated by twelve votes. Frank Lindell, Citizens, and Samuel Glunville and Charles Mur ray, Indorsed on both tickets, were elected as city trustees. Hugo.—Weldon 11. Elliott, 70 years old. Parks, Ark., opened the vestibule door of a Union Pacific chair car near Aroyo, Colo., stepped from a speeding passenger train, and Incurred a frac ture of the skull which caused his death near here, as a second train was rushing him to Denver for medical attention. Denver.—The Colorado State Sun day school convention will he held In Denver May G to 9, Inclusive, ipid plans are under way to make tlie 1924 session the most successful ever at tempted. Canon City.—With the arrival In Canon City of six prisoners from Den ver the population of the Colorado state penitentiary reached the highest total in Its history. When the six new convicts were enrolled It brought the total up to 907 prisoners, according to an announcement by Warden Thomas Tynan. The number will be increased further slme time during the present week with the nrrlvul of a number of additional prisoners from Denver, In cluding several members of the bundit gangs thnt operated In that city. Fort Collins.—Attacked by an lrute husband, with whose wife be is alleged to have been automobile riding, W. It. Reed, carpenter and contractor, was slashed in the left urm and thigh by Henry H. Sparks, a barber, when Spurks found Reed sitting In a ma chine near the Colorado & Southern depot here. Colorado Springs.—Colorado Springs will become the headquarters for re search work In tuberculosis In Amer ica, with the establishment here of the Colorudo Society for Research in Tu berculosis, articles of Incorporation for whlclAvere filed with the secretary of state. Denver.—Raymond Ballard of Deer Trull, representing Arapahoe county, and Jessie Campbell of I'uehlo won the stute wide oratorical contest, ob taining first and second pluces respee tively. Gold medals were uwurded to both. Bernice Jensen qf Mount Har ris, Routt county, La Vela Randall of Fugle county, und Henry Bagwell of La Juntu, Otero county, ure the three beat elementary school spellers In the state, huvlng, finished In the order named. The students have organized a permanent society to be known ns the Coloradoans. WRIGLEYS After Every Meal It’s the longest-lasting confection you can bay —and It’s a help to di gestion and a cleanser . for the mouth and teeth. ■TBr; Wrlgley’s means < Jrt beuHlt as well aa iW Some Help It was four o’clock when the poker fcnine showed signs of flngglng. “And I am due at work at eight,” remarked Tenspot ruefully. "My wife will have a good deal to say.” “In thnt case let’s play an hour or two longer," suggested another of the gang. “Thnt will materially cut down her speech."—Louisville Courier-Jour nal. 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