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The Perniclous Grumbling Habit.
Do not lot your child acquire the
habit of grumbling. Stop the first be
ginnings and it will never become a
habit If there is Just cause of com
plaint, try to remedy it; if there is no
possibility of improvement, tench that
silent endurance is the best way to
meet the Inevitable. It is never wise to
stay in a place and grumble. If the
things you dislike cannot be altered,
change your environment. If on re
flection you decide that, balancing one
thing with another you would rather
bear the ills you know than fly to oth
ers that you know not of, bear them
In silence.—February Ladles’ Home
Journal. •
“Evil Dispositions
Are Early Shown . ”
Just so evil in the blood
comes out in shape of scrof
ula, pimples, etc., in children
and young people. Taken in
time it can be eradicated by
using Hood’s Sarsaparilla.
In older people, the aftermath
of irregular living shows it
self in bilious conditions, a
heavy head, a foul mouth,
disordered kidneys, yellow eyes and
•kin, with a general bad feeling.
It is the blood, the impure blood,
friends, which is the real cause. Purify
that with Hood’s Sarsaparilla and
happiness will reign in your family.
BlOOd Poison-" I lived in a bed of Are
for years owing to blood poisoning that fol
lowed small pox. It broke out all over my
body, itching Intensely. Tried doctors and
hospitals In vain. I tried Hood’s Sarsapa
rilla. It helped. I kept at it and was en
tirely cured. I could go on the housetops
and shout about*lt.” Mas. J. T. Williams,
Carbondale. l*a.
8crofula Sores - " My baby at two
months had scrofula sores on cheek and
arm. I.ocal applications and physicians'
medicine did little or no good. Hood's Sar
saparilla cured hint permanently. lie is
now four, with smooth fair skin." Mrs.
8. fl. Wrote*, Farmington. I»cl.
H-mmI'c lllli cure liver Ilia, tlie non Irritating and
the only cathartic to t.ike with Ihxxr* >ar«ap*rijilC
m g
» hlf
SLICKER
| WILL KEEP YOU DRY.
tied with a mackintosh
at. If you want a coat
*p you dry In the hard
!<uy the Fish Brand
not for sat* in your JMf
for catalogue to
FERRY5
SEEDS_
were famous j tars ago— thelt fame (|B
every >.ur-as the -rids IIB
■llinoat to he relied on-a* a I w a y a II BM
Blithe be mI. lor sale hy lixllng IIB
tlcelcm everywhere. > l\e roiia/M
VB\|wr paj>rr and ulwara worth It.
VH\ Inax on having tlicot. Ilun
VB\ no rl»K — buy Fi rrt'<. /■/
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i ** California t ig Tomato. Slo !
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3 ** Brilliant Flower Sceda. L'»c 1
Warth S 1.00. fori I evnia, 7Tu»
Above 10 plga. «.>rttTfl.oo, wawill
mall you tree, together with our
great Plant and Heed Catalogue
know when you once try *nlxrr*u ,
•crtlMyou will never act ahingwlth
out them. Onion Nerd ONr. and 1
► OP.Wib. Pnintne* at Sl.XO '
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WE PAY POSTAGE. B % |l ®
lllnck or navy Serge Hklrt. AM •
Percnlitte lined, full \% Idtli, MJR
fan back, all nenmn cov- /rjtK ,->• xk
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If yo|t find it other than /foSS? \>x NS
the money.
Write for our CATA-
THE JOSL1N DRY GOODS CO.
Denver, - Colo.
'dmSaSteUs Relief 3t Last
ForuCu Pralaed by thouaanda of
entlnfted ladle* ns safe, ah
rEMALP waya reliable snd without
■ an coital. Aak druaalat for
Pill hr. ti artel'a French Female
lAliwswaSB tills In metal box with
..... . _ —"— French Flag on too In Itluc,
sod Red. In«ui on having the Rentilnc.
•Relief for Women.’’mailed FltKKIn plain sealed
Inter with t< «Mi. . I.lnw and |.;i-tlnd.ir». Addrcaa,
FRENCH DRUG CO.. 301 snd 383 Ptsrl St.. N.Y.
£*"6 6 6
Meat smoked In a few hours with
fflB KRAUSERS’ LIQUID EXTRACT OF SMOKE.
Made trom hickory wood. Cheaper, rlraoer
■■ aweetrr, and aurrr than thnnld way. Her.d fur
BQL circular. I . liKAEahll A IlltO., Milton, Pa.
A GOOD GARDEN
fa a plea-urn and a profit, tiregory'a seed look dl
recta n rlaht Ix-ultinlna. tlrcaory’a Heed Insure the
tnoet aucrcaatui ending. (let the hook now Ifa tree.
JAMES J. H. GREGORY A SON. Mart) ehead, Mau.
fcwpiMgB"
S n«t Cough Syrup. T'uatca Owe. Use (M
A In time. Sold hr dmaal-t-. PI
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IN FAR-AWAY TAHITI
PLACE WHERE MONEY IS NOT
A NECESSITY.
Luxury. Eaao anil Idleness In the Sunny
South Sea lalumla —People Are Hatla
lleil with Whnt Nature lias Given
Them.
From the Now York Times: The
earth is God’s footstool—so wise men
wrote. If it is. then the little island of
Tahiti is the golden tassel on the foot
stool. On this favored paradise in the
far Pacific landscape and life merge
into a delicious dream, and both are
impressionist. Neither will submit to
photography or the pen. Years of
study cannot itemize the picture. To
those who have visited the coral
reefed spot there lingers forever in
the memory a soft liuze of shifting
light and shade—a wilderness of hap
py silence and everlasting ease. Think
of a generous reef-bound expanse of
clear, transparent water, in whose lim
pid depths swim myriads of finny
dwarfs dazzling the changing colors of
the dying dolphin. Below them n
garden of coral—the roses of the sea —
blossoming in a thousand tints. A
long, low stretch of beach, bordered by
tall cocoanut trees, paints and ever
blooming bushes. Long rows of cheer
ful cottages almost bidden by the
spreading brandies of the bread fruit
trees. Tall mountain peaks, rising un
til they are lost in a lacework of
clouds. Brawny men darting here and
there in fruit-laden canoes, and bevies
of dark-eyed girls strolling idly along
the sward. That is Tahiti ns seen from
the side of the incoming ship—the
most exquisite, fascinating and gorge
ous spot on the face of the earth. No
one ever went to Tahiti without leav
ing with a pang of regret, and I can
Join in the score of writers, from
Charles Warren Stoddard to Robert
Louis Stevenson, who have visited its
shores, and say a few months spent
in its sunshine and in the hospitality
of its people can never, never be for
gotten. Tahiti lies somewhere In that
mysterious part of the south Pacific
where two days are rolled Into one In
order to set aright the conventional
calendar; where tomorrow becomes
today with a subtle chrnm that is al
most overwhelming. You go there by
n little white brig from San Francisco,
which skims over the waters of the
west, taking up the best part of a
month before landing you in this
world of idleness and peace.
Life in Tnhltl is the nearest ap
proach to the ideal in all the world.
Outside of its principal city, Papeete,
which Is the commercial center of ail
the islands in the Society group, of
which Tahiti is one. the natives pass
their days in a listless dreaminess, at
peace with themselves and all the
world. Fancy being in a land where
money is spurned. I once had the au
dacity to offer a Tahitian a dozen dol
lars for staying at his home, eating
his food and talking him nearly to
death, revealing to his untutored mind
the wonders of the United States, and
to my surprise he threw it to the
ground, having been greatly insulted.
The only payment that a Tahitian
wants for his hospitality is for the
person to whom it is offered to ac
cept it.
Much more than has been written
has been heard about the lovely Ta
hiti. girl. Tall, languorous, with the
modesty of n Castilian, wulklng like
a queen In her Mother Hubbard gown
and her flower-wreathed hat (with
these two articles the attire of the
Tahiti girl ends), with her long, black
hair, glistening with cocoanut oil.
hanging to her waist, she is one of
the most attractive of her sex. Be
sides many personal charms that
might turn the bend of nn anchorite,
she possesses the most attractive gifts.
Her eyes are black, her countenance Is
expressive, and. though the warm sun
has tinged her cheeks witli n hue of
brown, her complexion is ns clear as
the sky above her. Best of all. she
owns her own little home, where
roses always bloom and the bread
fruit tree ami tnro plant grow in pro
fusion. A certain ncrenge of land sur
rounding it is hers nlso, iynl she is ab
solutely Independent and can do ex
actly as she likes—and she does. Every
night in Papeete scores of girls and
men come down the byways leading to
the mnrket-plnce, where they congre
gate to sell their strings of flowers
and shells and to Join In the daily
festivities. Finished with their even
ing meal, they come to gossip, dance
and make merry. Around the great
fountain, throwing its silver bubbles
to the big red stars, they chant their
soulful music to the wailing strains
of nn accordion. Bursts of bibulous
hilarity come from the Spanlshllkc
edifices that surroqnd the market
place. Shy tlnmselH promenade with
the visiting Europeans, the officers of
the French men-of-war, the array of
municipal officials, and their own
brawny rovers, exchanging the same
old secrets that have been handed
down through the mystery of ages.
So the evening passes In melody and
love. Then the curfew on the little
white Catholic, church tells that the
hour of 10 lins come nnd the groat
mass of merrymakers suddenly stop
their buzzing pleasures and silently
file, down the long Innes along the
bench anti through the cocoanut groves
to the rows of thutclicd cottages. Rod
and radiant, the mellow moon fills
the air with a magic light. The dead
silence filled with heavy perfume is
broken only by the unceasing pound
ing of old ocean against the barrier of
coral, sending a hollow, rolling boom
over the pallid sea. One by one the
lamps go or*. the mosquito nets are
spread around the bedsteads,Ta
hiti is asleep.
The American who visits Tahiti for
the first time will find himself In a
land entirely unlike any other place
in the world. The conventionality of
introduction there is barred. In Pa
peete, of course, where the seat of
government is situated, and where the
foreign consuls reside, a certain form
of society and dress is kept up which
somewhat resembles American forms.
But out in the districts, out in, the
deep valleys hy the rivers, where the
cocoanuts grow, and -vanilla and cof
fee plantations thrive in the sun, there
Is where the visitor banishes his for
eign customs and becomes a native. It
Is not customary to wait for an in
vitation before visiting u Tahitian.
Just go. Walk into his plantation nnd
up to his door. You will find it open,
and you will uqt be greeted by a dog
that loves to show his teetli or a ser
vant with a salver. You will be
greeted by the host himself—brawny,
muscular and smiling—with out
stretched hands. He will call all his
family and nil his neighbors to see
how he hag been honored. He will
give you the best chair, and tell his
boy to stand by and fan away the
robust mosquito. He will get you
young cocoanuts to drink, nnd grapes
that would pale those of Hamburg
hothouse fame, nnd when you have
been refreshed he will show you to
your room, nnd tell you to lay your
American clothes aside, and to dress
in Tahiti fashion. Tills consists of a
sugar enne hat, n white shirt, nnd n
pureu—n piece of colored print about
four feet square, which is wound
around the waist.
WHY HE TOOK SALLY BAKER.
•Jim Didn’t B*e NS Llfforrnr* In Any
Two Girin.
“One of the most practical-minded
negroes that I ever knew,” said Mr.
C. R. Nutt of Maryland to the Wash
ington Post man. “was a colored boy
who waited on me years ago on a plan
tation down in Mississippi. This Jiin
was as black as Erebus, but his heart
was gold. He saddled my horse, black
ened my boots, went to the town for
mail and. In short, was a general util
ity man. About a year after 1 Joined
the ranks of the benedicts Jim came
to me one morning with a serious face
and said he wanted to consult me on
a very important subject. I told him
to state his business, which he did in
a few words. He said: ‘Mars Cal. I
notice you Is doing much better since
you done got yorese’f a wife, and I ink
it In my head dat I Jes’ toiler along
after you. I wants to marry a gal
what 1 think will make me a good
wife nnd linvo come to ax you to git
a pnir of licenses, ’case all de niggers
whnt amounts to anything buys dem
selves licenses. You knows de gal dat
I am intendin’ fur to marry. She lives
over on de Russell plantation, and her
name is Elhi Johnson. I used to think
I liked Sally Baker do best, but uv
late I come to de conclusion I’d ruther
take Ella. So. cf you is goln’ up to
town today, please don't forgit dem
licenses, and I'se done brought you de
money to pay for 'em. At this stago
Jim pulled out the necessary funds
and I promised to get the document
for him that duy. On the day follow
ing I sent for him to hand over tho
paper thnt I had procured from the
county clerk. He begged me to read
It for him, as he was unlettered, nnd
the African minister he had hargalnod
with was rather uncertain also. I
read it over, nnd Jim broke out in an
excited way: ‘Hold on. marster. you
shorely have made a big mistake. I
told you dat Ella Johnson was de girl
I 'sported to marry, nnd you Jes now
said Sally Baker.' True ns gospel I
had made a mistake nnd hail given in
the name of the wrong woman. Tho
situation was comical, for there stood
poor Jim. the picture of despair, nnd
nppeallng to me to know what to do.
Thinking to have n little more fun out
of the matter I told him it would nec
essitate n change In the license, which
could be made easy enough, but thnt
it would cost him $2 extra. ’No. in
deed, it won’t cost me no $2 more 'an
I done already paid. I ain't gwlnc to
bother 'bout glttln’ any new license,
fur. Mars Cal, dere ain’t $2 difference
between any two nigger girls in dla
whole county. You done heard me.
and I'm through talkin'.' Inßide of
a week the nuptials of Jim nnd Sully
Baker were duly solemnized, nnd I
never heard that ho regretted my mis
take.”
Light from Sugar.
A phenomenon, the cause of which
hns not yet been satisfactory explain
ed. was described at the last meeting
of the British Association. Disks of
loaf sugar were mounted on a lathe
nnd rapidly rotated while n hammer
played lightly against them. An al
most continuous radiation of light was
thus produced from the sugar. It was
shown thnt the light did not arise
from heating of the sugar, nnd It Is
believed to he caused by some change
taking place in the sugar crystals. The
act of crystallization Is known to be
sometimes accompanied by hashes of
light. The practical bearing of these
experiments Is on the question of the
possibility of obtaining artificial light
by methods ns yet untried.
About Tint-.
Tho husband censes to talk shop
when his wife begins to talk shop
ping.
Worn-Out Army Uniforms.
England gets $150,000 a year from
tho worn-out uniforms of Its army.
There never was a man in the world
ns great ns n small hoy thinks his
Uncle Dirk Is.
THE WHITE MAN'S BURDEN.
The following poem by Rudynrd Kip
ling appeared in McClure's Magazine
for February. It has attracted a great
deal of attention and several parodies
upon it have appeared in various pub
lications:
Take up the White Man's burden-
Send forth the best ye breed—
Go. bind your sons to exile .
To serve your captives’ need;
To wait. In heavy hurness.
On fluttered folk and wild—
Your new-cuught sullen peoples.
Half devil and hulf child.
Take up the White Man's burden—
In patience to abide.
To veil the threat of terror
And check the show of pride;
Hy open speech and simple.
An hundred times majje plain.
To seek unother'H profit
And work unothcr's gain.
Take up the White Man's burden—
The siivitßo wurs of peace—
Kill full the mouth of Famine,
And bid the sickness cease;
A tid when your goal Is nearest
(The end for others sought)
Watch sloth und heuthen foliy
Bring ull your hope to nought.
Take up the White Man's burden-
N'o Iron rule of kings.
Hut toll of serf und sweeper—
The tale of common things.
The ports ye shall not enter,
The roads ye shall not tread.
Go, make them with your living
And mark them with your dead.
Take up the White Man's burden.
And reap his old reward—
Tho blame of thoso ye better.
The hate of those ye guard—
The cry of hosts ye humor
(Ah. slowly!) toward the light:—
"Why brought ye us from bondage
Our loved Egyptian night?”
Take up the White Mun's burden-
Ye dare not stoop to less—
Nor call too loud on Freedom
To eloke yodr weariness.
Ily all ye will or whisper.
By till ye leave or do.
Tho silent sullen peoples
Shall weigh your God and you.
Take up the White Man's burden!
Have done with childish days—
The llghtly-profferetl laurel.
The easy ungrudged praise:
t’omes now. to search your, mnnhood
Through all the thankless years.
(’old. edged with dear-bought wisdom.
The Judgment of your peers.
Our roller of Territorial Expansion.
Annexationists are advocating the
nddlton of Canada to this country, anti
tilltik it cau be accomplished in a
peaceful manner without exciting u
quarrel with England. Stu b questions
call for the wisest statesmanship, Just
as dyspepsia, constipation, liver and
kidney diseases call for a reliable rem
edy like llostetter's Stomach Bitters.
"Whnt did llltle Jim do with the quarter
he got for having his tooth pulled? ’ "He 1
siient It ull on comic vulentlncs to send
tho dentist." w
"When my typewriter girl went away. :
whnt do you think?" "Well—whnt?" ’*Sh"
left a note for the now girl telling her l
was mighty shaky on the uihi of ‘shall'
and ’win.' '*
"Where Is thnt girl who was out leetur- j
lug on ’Them Is No Death?* " "Art under- I
i n Her proposed to her und sho married
him.”
Health for Ten Cent*.
Cases rets make bowels and kidneys act
naturally, destroy microbes, euro headache, ■
biUiousness and constipation. All druggists.
“Our new boarder came here Just for n
temporary home.” "Well?” "Now h* \
wants to marry my daughter.”
•S.OOO for • New Cora.
That’s what this new corn cost. Tlelda
US bushels per acre. Big Four Oats 2SO
bushels—Balzer's Rape to pasture sheep
and cattls at 2ftc per acre yields SO tons;
potatoes 91.20 per bbl. Bromui Inermin.
ths greatest grass on earth; Beardless
Barley 00 bushels per sere; 10 kinds
grasses and clovers, etc.
Bend this notice to JOHN A. BALZER
SEED CO.. LA CROSSE. WJS., with 10c
stamps and receive free great Catalogue;
99.000 Corn and 10 Farm Seed Ham
plea. (w.n.)
"Are you In favor of early marriages?"
"Well, people who expect to marry often
would better begin early."
Pino’s Curs for Consumption has saved
me large doctor bills.— C. L. Baker. 4223
Regent Bq., Philadelphia, Pa., Dec. 8, ’OS.
"Jimmy, you don't seem to mind the
cold weather.” "No; ma can’t wash me
when tho pipes Is froze."
TO CURE A COLD IN ONR DAY
Take Laxative Dromo Quinine Tablets. All
drugfUts refund the money if It falls to cure.
ZBc. The genuine bos L U Q. on each tablet.
"Don't you hate to hnve n man tell you
tho name story twice?” "Yes; especially
If It Is one that I told him."
Mrs. Winslow’s toothing nyrup
for -tdiaren te*thlnx.*oitrn# the Bum*.ie<lu> r« Inflsm
■Mklloa.ail.ij • pain, curss wind colic. S 3 ctnta m u>iun
"You told mo your son had business j
ability." "Well, hnsn't he?" "All he
knows In when the clock ntrlkcs 6."
THE EXCELLENCE OF SYRUP OF FIGS
is duo not only to the originality and
simplicity of the combination, but nlso
to the care and skill with which it is
manufactured by scientific processes
known to the California Fio Syrup
Co. only, and wo wish to impress upon
all the importance of purchasing the
true and original remedy. As tho
genuine Syrup of Figs is manufactured
by tho Califoknia Fig Syrup Co.
only, a knowledge of that fact will
assist one in avoiding the worthless
imitations manufactured by other par
ties. The high standing of the Cali
fornia Fio Syrup Co. with the medi
cal profession, nnd the satisfaction
which the genuine Syrup of Figs lias
given to millions of families, makes
the name of the Company n guaranty
of the excellence of its remedy. It is
fur in advance of nil other laxatives,
ns it nets on the kidneys, liver nnd
bowels without irritating or weaken
ing them, and it does not gripe nor
nauseate. In order to get its beneficial
effects, please remember the ruine of
the Comparer
CALIFORNIA FIG SYRUP CO.
• AN ritAM IM tt. Cal.
LOUISVIn.r. k>. ni:w voiik, h.t.
W. N IJ. DENVER. NO. S. 1800.
l.hcn Answcrinq Advertisements Kindly
Mention This I'aucr.
HEALTHY MATERNITY.
Two Grateful Women Tell of the Help They Have Received p
Mrs. Pinkham. oln
The climax of life force in woman Is capable motherhood.
The first requisite for a good mother is good health.
Health of body means heulth of the generative organs.
' / J Read What Mrs - G* A. NONNAAIAnm
I / j Bluff ton, Ohio, says about Lydia E. i»i u i
IL 11 I hum’s Vegetable Compound, and how well
Ilf j I jfHES&PA. \ prepared her for maternity:
iVtTJ 'wit , 11m- PINK’IAM: I must Blly a u ord
l JftZL- J in P ra,so of y° ur Vegetable Compound i
I used three bottles of it when I was prey.
nlgi v’ nant * and lubor was not nearly n .s l ot f *
& 11 1 I M 113 R was with my other babies- and
my baby is so healthy to whnt the
IVF- , ""- " : others were. I think every woman
flff : V 1. : : - Bhould uue y° ur Compound when p ret?
/Hr : \ nanfc ’ lt will BttVe thcm so much M.fTer
l/sdr : riCXfeSrt. /lA+ ------ ln ff and misery. I cannot say enough
TfojmjgT I jr» in praise of it. If ever I need medicine
Ml ;1 ' "HJ- — again, I shall useyour Compound. ••
/ ill. -J : T,ie most successful tonic known to
I ™ edlcino for women approaching ma .
| \\ SyjX ternity is Lydia E. Pinkham\s \w
l \ \l / \ table Compound. It is a safeguard
VI \| /l for every woman who uses it. and
I I W V / 'I the fullest benefit comes from its
/ I It Tx \ j \ uso with Mrs. Pinlcham’s advice
I I 111 IVV y \ freely offered to all woman. ii cr
I Tt \ address is Lynn, Mass.
| Jg Hero is a convincing statement,
bcnr,n £ directly ou this subject,'
\ from Mrs. E. Bishop, of 18-18 Pacific
“Dear Mrs. Pinkham:—l nrn a
great believer In your Compound. I was almost despairing of ever again Ik ing
well, ns I was n great f .rferer, and hud been for years. 1 suffered fro in womb
trouble, and liad terrible blind fits. After writing to you 1 tried your Com
pound. Tho result was astonishing. I have used it nnd advocated it cvcrsince.
In childbirth it is a perfect boon. I have often said that I should like to have its
merits thrown on the sky with a seurch-light, so thnt ull women would rcud.und
be convinced that there isn remedy for theirsufferiugs."
A Million Women have been Benefited by Mrs. Plnkham’s Advice and Medicine
• Trn<-mikMi-lli>iinr I.lbrnrlrs.
"Homo libraries” of from ten to fifteen
volumes each are now sent out to New
York tenement*. One of the children of
the family net* n» librarian, and once ji
week the children of tho neighborhood
who have taken the Intok* bring them In
and exchange them. On thl* day a visitor
Is present to tell the children about book*
and to try to lntere*t them In better read
ing. Only *lx of these libraries have been
sent out a* yet. the great difficulty being
to find suitable volunteer* for the work
of visiting. The children were allowed to
name the *lx libraries, and they promptly
railed them after Dewey. Hobson. Samp
son. Washington. Lincoln and Longfellow.
—Hurper's Bazar.
A Ninr-F.Hit Mkrletoa.
During the Investigation of the mounds
In I’okngon township, (’ass county. Mich
igan. the bones of perhaps 100 person*
were found In the center of one mound,
and under these, and separated from his
companions, were the bones of n man who
In lire must have been fully nine feet tall,
occupying a sitting position with his feet
under him. A number of copper bodkins
or pins, from two to three Inches In
length, were found, and also plus made
from the bones of a wolf.
There were numerous hatchets, two
edged nnd sharp, without Hockets for han
dle*. one of which was wrapped In a linen
doth resembling In texture those of to
day.
"Jumktn* never laughs unless there's
money In It.” ’’l’ve seen him laugh at the
thenter." "Of course he has to laugh
there to get his money back."
"Your wife Is tall and Imposing. Isn't '
she?" "No; she Is short nnd Imposing."
FROM SUDDEN WEATHER CHANGES
Co ’lSf!SSl t i?‘ m Soreness anti Stiffness ioluts .
ST. JACOBS OIL ££%?££ XL.
“A HANDFUL OF DIRT MAY BE A HOUSE
|FUL OF SHAME.” CLEAN HOUSE WITH
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menu. Adilr**'.* THE L. C. HctAlH MEDICAL AND SUB6ICAL INSTITUTE. St. Louis,Mo.
I everybody you know to %
1 no l\ save their tin tags for you 3
Z The Tin Tags taken from Horseshoe, “J. T.,” «
5 Cross Bow, Good Luck—and Drummond q
S Natural Leaf—will pay for any one or all of q
Z this list of desirable and useful things—and a
Z you have your good chewing tobacco besides. Z
Every man, woman and child in America can find something «
2 nn this list that they would like to have nnd dtn have—FREE! a
2 Write your name and address plainly and send every tag you 2
can get to us -mentioning the number of the present you want. w
Any assortment of the different kinds of tags mentioned above Q
2 will be accepted as follows: A
■Jp TAOS TAOS
1 Match llvx. (piaint tledgn, im- IS Alarm Clark, niclel. »rttanlc.l 2UO (Jj
'SE ported font Japan. ....... 23 20 L'aivet*. htxkhorn In tulle, geod j-v
2 Kmut om Mad*, good *t«M M »tecl . '. ,f o qp
JC 3 Sc««»ir*. 4'(|-inrh, *tetl .... 23 21 Nix Rogers' Tea*| o n*. br»i qua!. 2.'5 a.
J Lhil l'» Set, Knife, rork and Spoon 2-*» k 2 Kimrx and I'oik*. xix each, buck- s7v7
A Salt an I Pepper, one each, quad- horn hand!** 250 -a
ruple plate on white metal CO 23 Clock, S-day, Ci-lindar, I lieimom- Op
7 0 Razor, hollow ground, fine Knglivh ctrr, ILti meter MW sg
■a mm ..... IM) 24 Stove, Wfltqn Hcsicr,tin No :>*•
7 Rutter Knife, t riple plate, best qual. Ml or N.>. (0 MO
H Sugar Shell, triple plate, txM quality CO 21 Tts-l Set, ml p'aj thing*, lut ic;d
0 Stamp II >x, vcrling silver “II tool* 660 eVi
10 Knife, ** Keen Kif.ler," two blades 70 20 Toilet Set, ('ecoraiid porcelain. kT
2 II Iliitchr-r Knif-, "Keep KtlltCr,** very h.ind*«*mr. ....... o*l
M P-hch blade 7S 27 Watch. *■• lid tiher. full jeweled MWO
2 H Shear*. "Keen Kulter,” 0-inch, 28 Sewing M «hire, first claw, with
~ '« 1 73 nil attar burnt* l r °" VtF
j.i ri -Ur ando lv.v*,*dvcr so 99 Revolver, Coli'a, bat quality.. ■ imw A
I* Nail I il--. sterling silver, amelhyxt ;.n Rifle \V|nchr*trr. IC-shot. ;;-c. 1 I.’OO V,-
..... •SVO-iiHi .. 100 :il Shot Gun, double band, In miner
-1“ I until II inh, sterling silver, ante- l-»*. «mb twist 2000 La*
Ml „ lbyxt *ct. 0-inch 10T :I2 Guitar (Wa-hbum). rmewn- d, in-
16 Paper Cutter, sterling rilver, ame- laid with molhcr-nf.;earl.... 2**o v*-
JRk „ ‘hvM *e», 7-irirb inn , # q Ilieyil*. -tandaid make, larlie*’or
W I? Jltbcßall,"A*M»ciatim, 'bexlqual. 100 rent*’ Mg'
18 »* atch, ttcin wind and »et, guaran- HOOKS —3O choice selections —*ame BJ\
tied gm»d lime leejtcr . 200 a* la*l year’* li«l, 40 tagx each.
5 This offer empires Sovsmher 30,1899.
Address all your Togs and the correspondence about them to
Z DRUMMOND BRANCH, St. Louis, Mo.
Special $l.lO Jl ii
A SPECIAL OFFER: Tlilf*
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Made from hexry grade Flan- ? -
nelette: Watteau Mrupltaek.
three Inch eppaulrt around gift-SW U 23
nlrevrs nud shnuider: /U.TW.-WV
lluely tucked. Wrapper /Iv’ ’ ;•\ „
I« made very full around
hlp<* and hrw* extra wide ' I
sweep; fine a«sortinent OfV A-w*2 .■* il
of colors. With 39 to Vli
44. Kr-nd ns tM.3A for l
Wrapper nnd Postage. Send to ub for muj
thing In DRY GOODS.
THE JOSLIN DRY GOODS CO..
Denver, - Colo.
WANTED—Ca*« of »>aa health that IM p \ \ «
will net benefit, send 3 eenta t« Itlpan* * brtn:.»:
Co.. Raw York, fur 10 aoinptea and lAW teitiu .
nDHDQV NEW DISCOVERY: c tJ
1% ■ O ■ quirk relief and. ... . . nt
rn»ea. _Rook of te*tlm<>nlala and lOrlny*’ treat
ment Free. Dr. IUMimVKMm, llm 11. tilui^u.
I E W ritc?rf NAT lLBN PENSION
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