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Tj^niar This Wftlß Mfi ibe «U MTtd from an operation by Lydia K. PI nk bam*n Vegetable Compound. IvuaV. Ilonrr.of Norristown, write* to Mrs. Hnldmm: " 1 luffvml untold nlwnr from fe male trouble*. My doctor Mid an opera* lion was the only chance 1 bad. and 1 dreaded It almost aa much aa death. ** One day I read how other women > bad been cured by I.ydia K- Ptnkham’a Vrfrtable Compound, anti 1 decided to fry it. before I had taken the flrmt bottle ! waa better, and now 1 am en tirely cured. •• Every woman aufferlng with any female tronhla ahould take Lydia L. Finkhamb Vegetable Compound.'* PACTS FOR SICK WOMEN. For thirty yearn Lydia K. Pink ham’s Vegetable Compound, made from roots and be rim, nun been the standard remedy for female ill*, nuu Las poni lively cured thousand*of women tvbo have been troubled with di*pb«vments Inllaiumation. ulcera tion. fibroid tumors, irregularities, periodic pains, backache, that Itear tng-down feeling, flatulency, iudiges f krn.il i/jJncv* or nervous prostration. Why don’t you try it * Nn. Pink ham Invites all Mrk wmurn to wrih) her for advice. She liiim k'lildnl thousand* to health. Adrirc**. Lynn, Mama. STUDY NOT A NECESSITY. End and Aim of Woman** l ife. a» Ui* derttood by Rosie’s Mother. In one of tli<> Philadelphia public Hello'd* Is a little Kiri pupil whoso an cestor* amt corellglonlsta have ever bohl that the prlnclpnl end and aim of thi- llf«* n! a woman is marriage. This little Ctrl Is w*-M up in most of her studii . hut she has an inveterate dis like of geography and It *vctns Imj-os sibU to teach the Ktady to her The other day her tonchor. made impatient by h«-r seeming unwillingness to learn her geography lesson, sent to Koslc's mother a note requesting h?r to see that the girl studied her lesson. The next day showed no improvement, however, and the teacher asked Rosie whether she had delivered the note. "Yes. ma’am.** wua the reply. "And did your mother read the not**. Roaio." said the teacher. "Yes. ma'tn.” “What did she say?" "My mother said that she didn’t know geography, an' she got married, an' my aunt didn't know- geography, an' flu* got murrled. an' you know geography, an' you didn't get mar ried.'' REPARTEE. Younger—l wonder If I shall lose my looks, too. when I am your uge? Klder—You'll bo lucky If you do. Winter the Most Deadly Beason. In most large cities the death rate In winter is much greater than In summer. LOST $300. Buying Medicine When Right Food Wat Needed. Money spent for "tonics" and "brac ers" to relieve Indigestion, while the poor old stomach Is loaded with pas try and pork, is worse than losing a pockntbook Containing the money. If the money only Is lost It’s bad enough, .but with lost health from wrong eating. It is hard to make the money back. A Mich, young lady lost money on drugs but is thunkful she found a way to get back her health by proper food. She writes: "[ had been a victim of nervous dys pepsfn for six years and spent three huhdred dollars for treatment In tho attempt to get well. None of it did me any good. • "Finally I tried Grape-Nuts food, and the results were such that, if it. cost a dollar u package, I wonld not be without It. My trouble had been caused by eating rich food such aa pastry and pork. "The most wonderful thing that ever happened to me. I am sure, was the change in my condition after I began to cat Grape-Nuts. 1 began to Improve at once and the first week gained four pounds. "I feol that I cannot express my self In terms that are worthy of the benefit Grape-Nuts has brought to me, fcnti you are perfectly free to publish this letter if it will send some ,r. poor sufferer relief, such as lias come '@Lto me." Postnm Co., Battle Creek, Mich. Read, "The Road to Well villo,” In pkgs. "There’s a Reason." HUBBY A GREAT HELP TO HER. Wife Found Him • Cersful Advisor at to Women’s Drsee. It was pu-anaut Ip hear Mn» Ham mond tt|M-uk of her husband'* helpful nets lu domestic matters, and also of his git-ai taste in regard to womau’s diess. “Nobody could guess what a help he is to me In ehoosiug my new gowns each year." Mrs. Ifammond said, earnestly, ' without really boar- Ing our conversations" A graceless cousin, to whom fell the privilege of hearing one of these II- : luuiluatlng conversations, said that 1 ever after the |«cu!iar Illness of Mr. ; Hammond for the position of censor remained in her mind. "Wllttani." said Mrs. Ilannuoud. on this memorable occasion. "I uia undo elded between a green and n brown for my winter suit- Now 1 know what you're i bin king You're thiuking that I said I was tired to death of brown, uml so I was, and am You tbluk I’d better have the green ** "Htlll—" said Mr. Hammond. "Certainly.'’ said hi" wife. “It s|Mits. and Is more apt to fade, perhaps, whlh brown is a more trustworthy color." "Of course —“ began Mr. Hanituomi. "Yes. of course brown makes nt? I look older." asseutrd bis wife. "Hut how—'* ventured Mr. Ilam mond. "Hut how much smaller I look In brown than In au> other color.” and Mrs. Ilamuiond nodded approval. “And as I'm really gaining flesh all (lie lime, iiorhap* I'd belter not consider the green.” “You don't —'* began the careful ad viser. *'l know I don't look stout to you.” i cried Mrs. Hammond. "Imt you'll feel more at home with me In brown, and so it's decided. Just us I thought it would be! When om- has a husband who Is really Interested, and take* thought alsmt one's dress." and she turned a bright gaze to the visitor. "It does simplify things so!"—Youth'* Companion. Put End to Volubility. Aberm-ihy was supitosed to Influence people by u hrus<|uem*ss amounting to absolute rudeness. It Is related that one day a very voluble lady took her daughter, who was 111. to *ee him. "Which of you two w*ants to consult me?" said A her net by. "My daughter.'* replied tho woman Abernethv then put a tiuestlon to the girl, before she had a chance to reply, her unit her began a long story. Abernethv told her to lie quiet and re floated Ills question to the girl. A second time the woman liegnti a story, nnd u second time he told Iter to be quiet; then she Interrupted hint a third time. "I*ut your tongue out.*' he said to the mother. "Hut there's nothing the matter with me." nli* exclaimed. “Novcr mind, put your tongue out." he eommanded. Thoroughly overawed, the woman obeyed. "Now keep It out." snld Abernethv. and he proceeded to examine the girl. —Grand Magazine. Burning Up Old Letters. What more dlstroHHlng occupation mu otto hit it than to burn up old letters on a rainy day? it Is always a wet day one chooses for this, feeling rather like u Judas one minute and like Hercules in the Augean stable the next. It is positively surprising the wav letters accumulate, especially 1 with people who uro either not methodical enough or too sentimental ! to ruthlessly destroy letters not of | any really permanent value, as the> i are read and answered. The gloom j und pathos of this occupation are on- j Imttced when it 1s our painful office 1 to look over and weed out the corre- ( spondenre of one dear to us who lias Journeyed "to tho bourne whence no ! traveler returns." Certain letters are ; sacred, ami should, I think. If kept, be ' labeled “Strictly Private." Tills Is a ' matter which must he considered with ! reference to tho ImiHirtance of the | letters to the happiness of the j writers: where the disclosure of the contents of a letter would work sor row or wrong to another It had better be destroyed nt once. So much harm ! has been done through tho careless ! handling of personal letters, so many friends have been estranged, that to neglect to destroy n letter is some times almost criminal. He Grasped the Idea. "Tommy," said his teacher, "the words ‘circumstantial evidence’ occur In the lesson. Do you know what cir cumstantial evidence Is?" Tommy re plied that he did not. "Well, I will explain to you by an illustration. You know we have a rule against eating apples in school. Sup pose some morning 1 should see you J In your seat with a book held Up In I front of your face. I say nothing, but presently I go round to where you are Hitting. You are busily studying your lesson, but I find that your face is smeared, while under the edge of your slate I see the coro of a freshly-eaten apple. "I should know, just as well aa If I lifid caught you at it. that you had been eating nn apple, although; of course, I did not see you do it. That is u case in which circumstantial evi dence convicts you. Do you know wlmt It IS now?" "Yes, ma’am," said Tommy. "It’s eating apples in school."—Youth’s Companion. Still, Who Knows? "In the old duys in England they slit noses and cropped ears.” "My, my! 1 could never go In for such styles." MACHINE -GROUND PAINT. Occasionally one hears the "band rnlx d paiut of the painter, slightingly apokeu of as "unscientific** amt "not thoroughly mixed " The facts are all ; ou the side of the painter and bln band- j prepared paint. It ia the moat "scientific” paint there is, because It U made on the spot to I suit (be particular purpose for which It ta to be lined. It fa aa scientific as 4 ' a good doctor's prescription. If the imiuter did not mix it thus It would be aa unscientific as a patent medl clue. Moreover, the paint which a good painter turns out la made of genuine white lend and pure linseed oil. If he does nut mis ft himself he Is not sure what Is In It. and conse quently his client cannot be sure. As for not being thoroughly mised by machinery, (hat la simply a mis statement. White |«ead aa made by National Company la thorough ly Incorporated with 7 or t per cent, of pare Linseed oil In the factory, mak ing a paste This paste need only be thinned with additional linseed oil to make It ready for the brush. The thorough Incorporation of pig I meat and oil has already been arcom pllshed before the painter gets It. To know how to tell pure white lead Is a great advantage to both painter and houseowner. National Lead Com pany will send a tester free to anyone Interested Address the company at 1 Woodbrldge Hulldlng. New York, N. Y. * His Great Fault. “Yea.’’ said the would-be author. “I’ve taken n home In the country, but it I ; will be necessary for me to engage a gardener. There’s quite n plot of ground around the bouse; too much for me to handle." "Yes." replied Crlttlck, "you never could handle a plot, could you?"— Catholic Standard and Times. GIRL WAS DELIRIOUS With Fearful Eczema—Pain, Heat, and Tingling War* Excruciating— Cutkura Acted Lika Magic. "An eruption broke out on my daughter's chest. I took her to a doctor, and he pronounced It to lx* , eczema of a very bad form. He fronted her. but the disease spread to her back, j and then the whole of her head was ■ affected, and all her hair had to be rut off. The pnln she suffered was excru ciating. and with that and the heat and tingling her life was almost un bearable. Occasionally she was deliri ous and she did not have a proper hour's sleep for many nights. The second doctor we tried afforded hef Just ns llltlo relief as the first. Then I pur chased C'utieura Soap. Ointment, and Pills, and before the Ointment was three-quarters finished every trace of the disease wax gone. It really seemed like magic. Mrs. T. W. Hyde. Brent wood. Essex. England. Mar. 8. 190?." H.r Kick. "John. I wish you would not bo quite so polite, and so considerate of me when wo are In company." "Why. dear. I want them—tho whole world—to see how I love you." "That’s all right but they—the ■ whole world—thinks I’ve got you Hcared.” —Houston Post. In a Pinch, Use ALLEN'S FOOT-EASE. A powder. It cures painful, smart ing. nervous feet and Ingrowing nails. It's the greatest comfort discovery of the age. Makes new shoes easy. A certain cure for sweating feet. Bold by all Druggists. 25c. Accept no sub stitute. Trinl package, FREE. Ad j dress A. S. Olmsted. Le Roy. N. Y. Lett He Forget. Church —What's that piece of cord ' tied around your finger for? Gothum—My wife put it there to re [ mind me to mall u letter, i Church—And did you mail It? Gotham—No: she forgot, to give It . to mo!—The Congrcgatlonallst. Important to Mothara. Examine carefully every bottle of j CASTORIA a safe and sure remedy for j infants and children, and see that it In Use For Over 30 Vears. I The Kind You Have Always nought. ! There is no Interest worth consld , oration that does not run in the direc tion of duty.—Grimaliaw. PUTNAM FADELESS DYES The discrirninaHnq Keeps a supply of SLOAN’S LINIMENT For spavin, curb, splinh sweeny, capped hock, founder, strained tendons, wind puffs end all lameness in horses - For thrush, foot rot and qiarqet on cattle and sheep - For hoq distemper, hoq cholera, thumps and scours in hoqs- For diarrhoea.canker and roup in poultry - AT ALL. DEALERS - - PRICE 25 *. SO *£ $ 1.00 Send for frer book ot> Howes. Cottle. Hogs and Poultry -Address Dr. Earl S. Sloan. Boston. Moss. Aa End Missing. An Irishman who nerved on baud a man-of-war waa selected by one of the oßcera to haul la a towline of con siderable length tbnt waa over the taffrall. After pulling In 40 or 50 fathoms, which had put his patience severely to proof, as well as every muscle of his arms, he muttered to himself: "Barely It's as long aa to-day and to morrow. It’s n good week’s work for any five In the ship. Had luck to the leg or the arm It’ll leave at last. What, more of U yet? Och. murder! The say's mighty deep, to be sure!" After continuing In n similar strain and conceiving there wma little prob ability of the completion of bis labor, he suddenly slopped short, and. ad dressing the officer of the watch, ex claimed: "Had manners to me. air. If I don't think somebody's cut off the other end of It!" —The Pflthflnder. Catarrh Cannot Bo Cured *tt LOCAL APPLICATION*.m Uwt cmm ruU tke —l •I Us St——. l »Unk U i btoud or caaslt- UlluuUmh* u4l«wil*r to cars II imisniiO* surati r»«N4s«. Il*ii«uu»t ( urali uk<* to UfM lf.M VltCrMUl **• Ibo U*4w4 SMMI NrtKH Mali’s t’Marrh Cura u mi **«aefc m4I cts*. hVM by OM eik« kwi RrSciiM t* tAtorwMtry ft |*ui w 4U m rs*mor rwtrtMta It to w» m 4 of ibt bt« toair* Brno**. cmsAUU with lb* U«i SbwdiNnSm.KUi| flrwtlf v Mm • **--«• MrfUM ThS HUel MbtlUMl of lit two IWN4SIU to •ktl fmfMM Mrb ntoMfal r» MIS Is cans* ctUnb Mn 4 «•« imlmim. to* . w P J LUfcSKY SCO . Prws* .TotoAu.O S*4kfpngto(.Mfc«n(. fsts fUiriTwili PUStoCMMifiUto THAT OFFICE YARN. Mrs. A. —I think offices are horrid. My husband Is out nil day and says he Is looking for an office. Mrs. Z. —How funny! Mine Is out late nights and says he Is detained at the office. The Power of Love. Love ns many persons nnd as many creatures as you possibly can. Love Is the only power by which you can make yourself rich In n moral world. Jlackle. Pettit's Eye Salve for 29c relieve* tired, overworked eye*. »to|»» e>e .«« lie-. mn;r»ln|, itilkitnrd or aoto eye*. All dtugxi*!* ui llowsrd ltrv«., Buffalo, N. Y. Genuine greatness It marked by simplicity, unostentmtlousness. self forgetfulness. n hearty Interest la others, a feeling of brotherhood with the human family. Garfield Ten cannot but commend iMI to t how- de«trina a laxative at once »im ple. pure. mild, potent and health-giving. It is nude of Herb*. All drug store*. It Is only by being sometimes alone that we can ever be fit for friendship, companionship, or love.—Ullss Car man. Mr*. Winslow** Soot Msg Syrup. Ynt rbtMr** iwlbloi. motum* Ito pma, r*diK*» to- OaoiMMtKo.aito|• yam.cornsotaAcotlu. Stoafaouia. Men have no rights In the world: they have only duties —George Mere dith. - ■——— g BOY g STANDS FOR 'kflOTk \ I PAINT QUALITY 1 I I VPURE WHITE LEAD J DUTCH ONE LESSON WHOLLY WASTED. Little Surprise Planned by Billifer McSwet Net e tucceee. "Lobelia.** asked Mr. Mcßwat. who was rummaging In one of the closets, i "have you done anything with that old coat of mine that used to bang on the last hook In here?" "Yea." answered Mrs. McßwaL *T gave It to the Volunteers." "You did. did you?" Well, you'll be sorry to learn, perhaps, that there was a flvedollar bill In It which I was going to give you If 1 found that coat undisturbed nt the beginning of March." "O. 1 think not. Hllliger. I searched It thoroughly before 1 gave It away.” "You're a pretty smart woman, lobelia, but It didn’t occur to you to look Inside the lining ” "O. yes. It did. and 1 found the flve dollar bill. I spent It for the rubber plant In the front parlor that you have admired so much and wondered how I managed to buy out of my allowance. ! You’re a pretty smart man. Ullllgei. but there are times when you don't look the part.” There being no further business be fore the house. Mr. Mcßwnt adjourned without form. Gladstone's Thrift Gladstone's liberality . . . waa very great, and was curiously accom panied by his love of small economies . —his determination to have the prop er discount taken off the price of his second-hand books, his horror of n wasted half sheet of note paper, which almost equaled his detestation of n wasted minute.—Recollections of Sir Algernon WeaL Purest of KC in the land is not M always the most costly. fur bakingV POWDER 1 28 Ounces for 20 Cento M Ltontol ts the result of modem ideas. Costs JW less. Does better work. You must kOsKWI try it to see. Get a can on trial, The baking will be vastly better, lighter and tastier or we pay k’.’ 1 4 Jaques M%. Ca Chicago. IRRIGATED LANDS™SSSsS» Altitude only .-not) fret above the arm level, laeskenetlkle water snppty. take® from the great Htiake Hirer, the m-Tenth lanreat river In Amerlr®. Ne a Its It. ■ OI4XIO aeree of tbe flnr.t fruit and aertenliaral land In (be Weal. The man who wants a borne where every thing grow* that makes farming profitable— on easy terms—or tbe man who wants land for Inveatownt should write ns, as we nuote nothing but absolutely reliable iuformattoa. Address n. At swpiiD*cosrtw.a m u a r nsarua. «j-« SOI,R M Em Ohm Cm* b hnMU /Uj The State of Wyoming Is preparing to open for settlement ten thousand acres of irrigable land, tinder the Carey Act. at 50 cents per acre, as an addition to the uow famous Wheat land Colony. For further information write to J. R. MASON, Garni Isaigntiaa Afcat, Wheatland, Wyo, PATENTS Truth and Quality appeal to the Well-Informed in every walk of life and are essential to permanent success and creditable standing. Aeeor iogly. it is not claimed that Syrup of Figs and Elixir of Senna is tbe only remedy of known value, but one of many reasons why it is tite beet of personal and family laxative* is the fact that it cleanse*, sweetens and relieve* tbe internal organ* 1 00 which it act* without any debilitating rtf ter effects and without having to increase ' tite quantity from time to time. I It art* pleasantly and naturally and , truly as a laxative, and its component IMtrts are known to and approved by physicians, as it t* free from all objection aide substance* To get its beneficial effects always purchase the genuine manufactured by the California Fig Syrup Co., only, and for sale by all leading drug gists. Manat Beautiful Bbde ■ttj'iVt* r* y-i s a umn»>n«wi.lwais.toe< »A | ' * ELECTROTYPES la grust ••m«r Iw auto at tbs Mat Rttoas by BEFMR6E BsM Wstsr Stsrek | mebas lauadry work a pleasars. Uot pkg ;a® ■ill f*gk ■III LYrxTwi-as: fi - - MW Trtbuas Bldg.. Xaw Yoao. PATENTS mS.SS W. N. U„ DENVER. NO. 18, 1908.