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Two hundred and seventy-Ave acres: within two miles of La Junta; fenced ; good etooe bouse; part under cultivation; some alfalfa; water rights In old ditch; can sell P*r*. Office Naurs. Residence. • to IS a. m. At bey property. S to • p. m. near Oattiolle 8 to 9 p. m. church. E. W. RAGSDALE, M. D. Physician A Surgeon. ! 1 Special attention given to Diseaaes i of Women and Obstetrics. OFFICE IN WOODRUFF BUK. THE HAUNTED CITY. lane heart's remembrance and regret Fill evrrj street with life profound: This corner where of old we met To me has since been hallowed ground. I never pass tn sun or nun Kow bnt I meet yon here again. We cannot go from where we dwell And 1 rate behind no lingering tract; Where in the (tost our shadow fell A shadow of us haunts the place. Returning now, ourselves may there Disturb sum* ghost of what we were. The "tones are thrilled by many a tread That Isa vest no footprint where it atraya tihadc* of Ihe living and the dead In ailenc through the noiry ways. Here, w here 1 meet in shower or shine Your ghost, you haply meet with minu The air hat sounds we cannot bear. Is dim with space that none can sew Though dear the living voice and dear The sight of living faces be. With kindlier yearnings jet we greet The friends we see not when we meet. —A. Bt. John Adcock tn London Hpectator DISENCHANTMENT. When Don Luis became aware of bis granddaughter's decision, he was very much disi leaned, but yet It was. in the main, the surprise which irritated him How was be to explain to hituself this sudden willful rupture which would put pn end to a marriage arranged to the en tire satisfaction of two families and. above all, of the lovers themselves? What hml passed between them? What hml actuated this steo on the part of the young girl? Considering her intelligence, goodness and discretion, thought the poor old man undoubtedly It was a grave and sufficient cause. So the good gentleman, irritated by this turn of allairs and spurred on by affection, determined to know the truth Throwing aside the newspaper that he was holding tn his hand nnd confronting Ids daughter-in-law. who had just given him the disagreeable news, he inquired: “Is she in her room?” ‘ * Yes, setter; finishing her toilet, so that we may go out for a walk in the air Heard you ever the like?” replied the mother, with an expression of utter dis gust. "To walk—the same day that this scan dal has occurred?” “Just as you hettr.” ‘Then I shall speak to her. Do you go first, tell her she may expect mo and leave us alono. ” In a few moments and In a very bad humor, though without losing hisoutwnrd calm, Don Luts entered the apartment of his granddaughter, where everything was extremely simple, but in which there was nothing great or small hut revealed to the most casual observer the arealth of the family and the exquisite taste of the girl. The wulls were covered with a delicate tapestry, almost pure white, with tiny garlutids of roses and finds running in slender line* from ceiling to floor; the fur niture was up bolstered with the same and the carpet very light In tone On the mantel stood a clock of antique porceluln between two tall, sliui Venetian glasses, filled with white chrysanthemums. The little accessories of tbo toilet table were of cut glass aud Ivory,bearing monogram and crest, and upon the table l«esido a Sevres vase and an elegant work box there were three photographs, two recent ones of the parents of tbo young girl and one, yel lowed with time, of Don Luis In the uni form of lleutenunt general, his breast cov eted with crosses and the medal of Africa. The little senorlta was seated on a low chair fastening the buckles of ber shoes, when, observing the entrance of Don Lula, she instantly sprang to her feet, darted to his side, aand. putting her arms about him exclaimed with the utmost tenderness: "Little grandfather, dearest, why hast thou climbed up here? I wus just going tc thy room When do 1 ever go out without flx>.t going to give tbeo a kins?” The two faces, pressed close together in an affectionate embrace, were a marked contrast. The old man’s still bore amid Its wrinkles the traces of an arrogant youth, and the beautiful girl of 20 sum mers, kissing him tenderly, appeared eager to impart to him something of her own abundant life and freshness. Hut present ly Don Luis, recollecting what hud brought him to bis grandchild's rooty, disengaged himself with gentle firmness, and. en deavorlng to assume a tone of great sever lty, though with little success, said con fusedly: "Hut whnt is this? What has happened? Thinkest thou men are puppets that thou canst play with? Dost know the scandal thou has caused? Is It nothing tiatat this moment all Madrid is talking of us and blaniiiv thee. God knows how?" "Do not to vexed with me, little grand fatner." "But to, appear so fickle: With the house nearly ruady, the presents made— and to break it in this manner I Wbat art people going to think?" "Oh, 1 have cause!' “What bast thou to complain of? Docs It appear to thee that a young man of an ago proportionate tothino, of good family, handsome, rich and dispoMed to marry thee is a thing to be encountered every day? What has ho done to thee? Who has broken, be or thou?” “ He has done nothing to me, and as for the breaking. 1 have done it ail " "Sensible girl!” “What wouldst thou, little grandfather? We may be intimate with persons for months, whole years, believing that we know them, and suddenly we find they have deceived us, and we knew them not at All Better to learn the truth while there is yet time.” "But has be done anything ngly? Knowest thou anything dishonorable?" "A little thing, which to me signifies much. Some people will say I have made myself ridiculous lam satisfied that I have done right But, 00 me here—come And do not quarrel with me till you know All.” She said this between smiles and tears, bnt with ranch earnestness; then drew an Armchair near the chimney, where a cou ple of logs were crackling, made Don Lola accommodate himself therein, and one moment seating herself on hie knees, the next pacing the floor, she spoke thus: "Handsome, rich, of good family, all this Is true, and, moreover, 1 confess I loved* him. And nevertheless 1 have bro ken with him for a little thing, for some thing which tor many women would bare no significance and represent nothing”— “But wbat? Relate 111” "You know already that we have been In love for more than a year and a half It all began soon after papa bought this bouaa From the windows of this room 1 eouid see all ~the Calls del Obelieoo as far as the entrance of the Castellano. 1 match ed for Manolo every morning at 10 o’clock, behind these windows, and almost always, with the punctuality of the true lover, be arrived la a few minutes on horseback. 1 would aee him appear where the boule vard uroassa the Castellans, presently be would urge Lucero to a trot, and In a few minutes more be would be here ” "Amt what a handsome horse that Is— a jewel!” “Lucero would come with arched neck his head drawn well In, and sensitive to the bridle, with froth dropping from hi* mouth, steps so airy that ho seemed to spurn the ground from beneath his feet, and hi* tail erect and restless It almost seemed ns If the Intelligent creature knew he was coming to bring me an hour of happiness ami hastened in order to pleas*' me. in the twinkling of an eye hear rived at the Iron grating. Unless It was raining. I went down to the garden, as at that hour no one ever passed this way and there by the gate was a little time of chatting with Mnnulo, and 1 always gave to Luoero a biscuit or a couple of lump* of sugar You cannot conceive how well be knew, how he would turn bis head from side to side expectantly, until ! stretched out my hand with the daintfi" through the iron liars of the gate. Ol course the principal occupation was talk ing with Manolo. hearing pleasant non sense, pretty speeches, making plans for the future—you can Imagine It all. little grandfather With the horse 1 occupied myself but a moment, but. In truth, ! loved him 1 hml a great tenderness for him it was he who brought Manolo to me and bore him as though upon wings When 1 lay dirvn to al x'p, I used to think of tiie hour of our meeting, wishing that the day might tie fair so that I could go down into the garden When at the win dow, my heurt lent with expectation, niv imagination pictured first of all to me th.- prancing of Lucero, his sudden nppearano round the curve of the Castellano, hi* rapid trot clattering loudly on the hard ground, nnd then his waiting below, rest ive. with smoking flanks, and pawing the ground, down there by the roeebushe* and hedgosof the garden, which was where I would stand"— “But why do you recall all this*’ •Was 1 truly tn love with Manolo? With roy hand upon my heart—so I believe Above all, even more than handsome, well bred, loving and verv chivalrous, to me he seemed good, above reproach, a man of fine feelings." “And then?' “1 havo nearly finished Ten or twelve days ago one morning Manolo came on u different horse Naturally the chauge sur prised rue “ ’And Lucero?’ 1 asked him. ** ’He is sick.' " ‘What alls him? " ‘1 do not know; some trouble In one of his feet. “ ‘Poor horse! “ ‘Oh, we will cure It yet. “We spoke no more of It In the day* following 1 inquired for the bores, nrd it struck me that he evaded a reply Finally last week his servant unfortunately came to bring me u letter, nnd. as he knew that I always bestowed upon him some little present, he asked to see me The boo** coming to my thoughts. 1 asked him “ *llow Is Luoero? “The boy assumed a very singular ex presslon lief ween sadness and stupidity and answered “ ‘He will never eat again. 1 am think ing.' “ ‘ls he fiend? “ ‘Yes. senorlta. Ah. if it had been no worse than to die—poor beast’* said he *• *’lhen what has happened? "Upon this the servant, like one who fears having spoken too much, remained obstinately silent 1 had to draw the words from him by force of cunning Un til 1 had promised to say nothing on the subject to Manolo he was unwilling to re late what had happened To be brief he told me that the horse had sustained wmio injury to the hoof, the nature of which 1 do not know, save that It was swollen and very sore And here comes what Is horri ble and cruel The voter Inn rice said to Manolo that for this there was no remedy, that the horse would remain very lame. If not perfectly useless, and Manolo. instead of allowing him to dlo In Ids stable, even though it cost him something—and how fortunate he should have counted himself that hu could so easily bear the expense'— Instead even of granting him the mercy of a bullet, sold him—sold him to 'he Plaxa do Toros' And thou knowest' , “What brutality I" exclulmud Don Luis unable to restrain himself "And what Is worse—that was on Fr» day—then on Sunday 1 was present at *he Corrida, and 1 saw the poor Luoero dn* in the arena as they die there—l can say no more, little grandfather'' At this point the young girl dried n t«*ar which flowed perhaps ImiUi in pity for the dead horse and bitterness for hurshuttcrud ideals, and continued, saying "It is a pleasure for me to go some times to ‘los torus' for the excitement and the crowd and to attire myself in (be mantilla, but what Munolo has done is unsfieakahle It was the horse winch brought him to me, which I watched lur, and which I loved because became Hying* 1 have often hiard thee tell or thy gnat sorrow when thy horse was shot from un dcr thee In the battle of San Pedro A ban to, and so. concluded the girl with « c traordinary energy, "it seems impossible to me that this men can be good, und marry him 1 never wtllf"—From the Spanish For Short Stories Cater Photography. Ever since the discovery of Daguerre there has been an eager desire to record by photography the colors as well as (onus of nature Colored pictures have lieen made by what is called ‘triple hello chromy." the making of three negatives of the same object through differently col ored screens—red. green and violet—and then by a process of printing from the three negatives producing a colored pic ture A later and simpler method fit in routed by Dr Joly. by which the picture is made tbiougb a screen ruled with lines of orange, yellowish green and blue, so alow* togeti er that the separate lines can* not be eeen A transparency is printed from this negative and covered with a glass ruled with red. green and violet lines, and when the lines of two are prop erly placed the separate colors recoin inns, and the transparency shows the colors of the original Photographs made by "triple hello* chromy,*' when viewed through the kmro* loop, or chromoeoope, an Instrument some* thing like a stereoscope, appear not only In their natural colors, hot In the true re lief of nature—that is, as If solid and real —Elisabeth Flint Wade in St Nicholas - ■ls Traveling Cnipaalse. Boms time ego a traveler In Egypt dur ing bis explorations discovered a mummy, believed to be one of the pharaohs, and prepared to transport the prise to Cairo On reaching the railway station be ob stinately refused to confide bis precious package to tbs luggage van and insisted on taking It Into tbs carriage with him This the officials did not mind, but they compelled the traveler to take two fins atom tickets, one lor tbs pharaoh and one for himself. THE WAR IN MANILA. | A Utah Boy Writes of His Experience in the Philippines. The following interesting letter rom Will F. Ahlrach, a nephew of H. O. Van Inwagen, of this city, appeared in a recent issue of the Salt Lake Tribune: Camp Dewey, Near Manila, Aug. 3. 1898. —I received eight letters trom home yesterday, and though over a month old, they were very welcome; keep writing them. Long belore this letter reaches you, news of our battle with the Spaniards will be old, but a biief account of the fight as 1 saw it may interest you. On Sunday night the Pennsyl vania boys were in the intrench • ments which had been thrown up I that we might he able to hold all 1 the country outside of Manila then in our possession. Shortly after 11 o'clock the boom ot cannon and rattle of small arms warned us that they were attacked. The battle raged furiously for an hour, when the Pennsylvanians were relieved by the California regiment, who I continued the fight tor two hours, I the fire being terrific, and right here let me say that the Utah boys ! were there, too, and fought like devils, three times repulsing the | enemy when they tried to capture ! the battery. Only two of the boys were wounded, and they but slight ly. The Colorado regiment were advanced, but did no fighting Sun- I day night, being held as reserves. Monday morning when we finished the search for the dead and wound led, we found that ih* dead num | hered eight, and the wounded thirty, two of whom died from i their wounds. The Spanish loss is variously i estimated at from 300 to 400 killed, and 1000 wounded. Monday came jour turn. We relieved the Cali | fornia regiment, but did no fight i mg except that done by the sharp shooters. At this pastime our boys proved themselves lar super ior to the Dons. Dewey all this time had been watching the maneuvers and may at any moment bombard Manila, and when he does, that will settle the whole business as far as the war with the Spaniards is concern ed here, hut we expect to be oblig ed to fight the insurgents, for the) ate figuring on a great lime plun dering Manila when we have open ed the way for them, and any such attempt on their part will at once lead to hostilities. Thank God, we are at last at Manila, and 1 will give you a brief description of its capture. On Friday night, the 12th inst., we were lined up and told that the next morning we would attempt the capture of Manila. Saturday morning at 6:30 we left camp three miles from Manila and went into our intrenchments about three-fourths ot a mile trom the wall which surrounds the city. The boats of Dewey's fleet opened fire on the Spanish trenches, which are only about 200 yards from ours. Our regiment and the Utah batteries also opened fire, soon driving the enemy out and back into port, where they con tinued to fire on us, but as soon as they left for trenches, we jumped over the works, our band in the lead playing ‘‘Star-Spangled Ban ner,” “Dixie” and “A Hot Time.” We continued the charge, our baod still leading, and the Colora do regiment the first to enter the city. Old Glory was hoisted, amid the cheering of the men and the playing of the “Star-Spangled Banner,” but the fight was not yet over, for the Spanish flag stilj floated over the citv and the Span ish fort. We soon, however, made it so hot for them that they ran up a white flag, and the city was ours. No sooner was this accomplished than we heard the command “About, face,” and force back the insurgents. We soon put them to flight capturing 500, whom we af terward disarmed and paroled. The town is now well policed and protected; we do not look for fur thur trouble. This is a peculiar place. The population it a mixture. Natives, Spaniards, Chinese and Japs form a greater part of the population. There are also a large number of Germans, and some English, and at present a lot of Americans. The Spanish soldiers paroled are very friendly, and take great pleasure in showing us about the town when we can get a little time. I should judge that 2000 men could hold this old city against the United State army until starv ed out. What is called the new town looks like an old one; the buildings are tumble-down struc tures, the streets are crooked, and there are no sidewalks; the one street car line that runs from one side of the town to the other charges two cents for a ride. The people walk in the middle of the streets, the horses are small and used for street cars and carriages; the freight is carri d by Chinamen and natives. One Chinaman is able to carry about as much as one of these horses can haul. They are not larger than our Shetland ponies. Provisions, etc., are at present very high, as the city is nearly starved out. We can sell our hardtack for 5 cents each, and meat is two dollars a pound. Flour cannot be had at any price. We get 20 cents a pound for what we can save of our rations. The band sold S3O worth of stuff out of two da\s’ savings, but this is only temporary, until provisions can be landed from the boats which are in the bay, when there will be plenty lor all. A WAKE, NOT AN INQUEST. Mr. Dooley Draws a Broad Distinc tion in the Spanish Affair. “Whin th’ war was goin’ ”—be gan Mr. Hennessy. “Sure,” said Mr. Dooley, “ ’tis n< t over yet. ’Tis li’ble to out lasi both you an’ me, Hinnissy. ’Twas me simple mind that med me think that whin w’all iv th’ parti'-s to a ruction has lost both legs an’ an ar rm’ twas all over but th’ coron er’s inquest. I didn't figure on th’ wake because ’tis not etiket east iv tli’ dumps f’r th' man that caus ed the’ wake f’r to jine in th’ fes tivities. Be th’ looks iv this case ’twill be a long time between th’ death iv th’ deceased an’ th’ funer al. We’re in f’r much socyal Ac tivities that may r-round up in us goin’ to th’ Hure with th’ rilitive*- iv th* late departed, whin you an me, Hinnissy, thought we had n< more w urruk to do but to walk of! with his joolry. “Mack’s tli* ia-ad that knows th' etiket iv these occasions. 'Tis not his way to r-race hor-rses to th’ cimitry. He does things 11 style. Th’ wake is held in Palir’s, where life is wan continual r-round iv pleasure. Th’ guests Ir’m tliii goes over with their fam’lies an' th’ rayporther scrambles up th side iv th’ ship belore they lave, an’ says he: ‘Mrs ex-Sicrety iv Agriculture Zeke K. Jessop iv Oklahoma,’ he says, ‘do ye intend intind to do anny shoppin’ in Pahr’s, an’ do >«• think we ought to take th’ Ph’lipines or cook thim into a shirtwaist?’ he says. Mrs. ex-Sicrety iv Agriculture Zeke K. Jessop smiles vi-vaciously an’ says she: *1 don’t know what to think,’ she says. ‘But Pm pr-roud,’ she says, ‘to be an American lady,' she says, ‘an’ if we don’t get th’ Ph’lippines,’ she says, ‘l’ll get a bonnet that’ll make th’ Omaha hat iv th’ wife iv th’ mayor iv Guthrie look lek Chinese money,’ she says. “An’ thin they’er off—an’ in Pahr’s they’re met be the’ prisi dint iv France an’ all th’ la-ads an’ carried off to breakfast—an’ that’s th' same as dinner with you an’ th’ sicrety iv state an’ Cap Drey fuss an’ me, Hinnissy—an’ they meet th* rilitive iv th’ deceased. They’se lashin* an’ lashins to dhrink. ’Tis ixpinsive, blit they don’t wake Spain in porther or ale, Hinnissy. They wake him in a dhrink that there hasn't been a bottle iv in this wa-ard since th* Indyans was here. “An* afther breakfast they set ar-round an’ smoke their good tin cint see-gars an’ thin it's off th' Mullin Rouge, which is a kind iv a theayter, or th’ cave iv th* am bassadors, which seems to be a basement saloon where th' polyti cans ar-re to he fouod. At night BUSINESS DHUBCTOBY. ATTORNNYB. yf k. 01118 ON. Attorney and Counsellor at Law. Ranch or olty loans and rual estate. Will practice In «tato or federal courts. Hoorn 8, Central block. La Junta. Colo. ptiKD A. SABIN. Attorney and Counsellor at Law. Centra) Block. La Junta Colorado. £ILGORE A HKf-8. Attorneys at Law. bimetal attention riven to irrigation and probate law. La Junta, Colo. g J. LRWIS. Attorney-at-Law. La J unta, Colo. JUSTICES OF THE PEACE. J AMES BURNS? Justice of the Peace. Loans. Real Estate. • Mltce at City Hall, lot Junta, Colo. J W. DOUTHITT. .1 list Ice of the Peace. Prompt attention flveo to Collections and all Justice Business. lo» Junta, Colo. RIAL ESTATE. gUCKEY A HART. Abst> acts of Title. Real Estate. Loans and Inn ranee. The only eomplete records in Otero county. Ilmiws for rent Investments nade. IliiHiness and interests of non-reai lenta carefully looked after. Answer all let ters of Inquiry. Reference: First National llank. ARCHITECTS. (J C. lIUKNKTT. Architect Office Room 7. W'nixlrufT Block, Trinidad Plaza. Plans and estimates furnish **d with accuracy and despatch. gKANZ BROTHERS Areldtiots. It-mn rt, Soncs Block. Ks tin arcs furnished on all classes of work In •nr line, lai Junta, Colorado. BANKS. 'pilK LA JUNTA STATE BANK. A General llankinK Business Transacted. • ’arltal Stock, f:«>,(*mi. Surplus. #6.(NO. R. A Steen President: A. 0. Draper. Vice Preal lent: M Z. Farwell. Cashier PHYSICIANS. (i. w ‘ ~mLU, ’ s - M - D - Physician and Surjreon. Office and real leiico. OOrner of Raton avenue and Kansas 4treets. Li Junta. Colo. DENTISTS. QIC. I. S. BRYANT. At home in l.u Junta from the Ist >f each month. Office In Woodruff block. PRINTERS gKoWN A MASON. Ia*a«l«-rs in Job Prtntinir Kverjlhlnp In the Inc of artistic printluir done at this office Mir prices when we know what you want. tliey'se a bankit give be to’ presi • lint iv France an* things t<> dhrink, an’ evryhody has a good time an’ ill* rilitives iv th’ remains puts up a good keen about himsilf bein’ a da cint man hut very poor, an’ ’twood he a shame f’r to take Ins clothes an’ thin all go over to th* Roo Royal, that’s like Clark sthreet, an’ have th* time iv their lives. “How long will it last? ’Tis a question iv th’ loot! supplv. ’Twill uo on till they’se nawthin’ left to cook, an’ thim Frinch ar-re that iiandy they end make a New Eng land hiled dinner out iv a cup iv wather an’ a lotthry ticket. But 1 *ish ’twas over. Not because ’tis xpmsive. *l’ve quit complainin’ since 1 lieerd Mack was goin’ to make a wake, not an inquest, out v it. An’ not because 1 want to Know-whether we have th’ Ph’lip pines or not. I'm that tired iv th' Ph’lippines I’d sell me intrest in thim I'r a pair of rubber hoots, an’ I niver go out whin it rains on ac count iv me rhoomatism. But I’d give th’ price iv th’ quarther’s li cense to be able to close up me place an’ go to th’ deepo an’ see what Mrs. Zeke K. Jessop iv Ok lahoma done in th’ way iv a hat. I'll bet ye that no matther how we come out iv th’ wake, that good woman’ll capture a lid that’ll make th’ farmers between here an’ th' Platt river think a burnin’ ile thrain is goin’ thro’ th’ counthiy." —Chicago Journal. Three Doctors in Consultation. “When you arc sick, what you like best is to be chosen for a medicine in. the first place; what experience tells you is best, to be chosen in the second place; what reason (i. e., theory) says is best is to be chosen in the last place. But if you can get Dr. Inclination, Dr. Experience and Dr. Reason to hold a consultation together, they will give you the best advice that can be taken.” When you have a bad cold Dr. Inclination would recommend Chamberlain’s Cough Remedy be cause it is pleasant and safe to take. Dr. Experience would re commend it because it never fails to effect a speedy and permanent cure. Dr. Reason would recom mend it because it is prepared on scientific principles, and acts oa nature’s plan in relieving the lungs, opening the secretions and restor ing the system to a natural and healthy condition. For aale by Miller & Andrews, druggists.