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Slip. back, and loin pains
orarroroo. Swelling of tha
linki and dropsy tlfol
•vanish.
I Tb#y correct urine with
brick duct sediment, high
■colored, pain in peering,
•dribbling, frequency. lx* I
•wetting IKtan's Kidney pills
raxaora calculi ami gravel.
pellrT* heart palpitation,
aleapleasoess, headache,
Oarrouanaas. dizziness.
Mr*. Jama* Beck of 114
West WiUbMWo Hired.
Koine, N. Y.. say*: *'l was
troubled with my kidney*for
sight or aina years; had -
damping daya are drawing nigh,
-Sou'll taKe along if you're wi.se.
& supply of Little-ton Butter,.
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Bold & Silver Bullion "• h O "?v'5S2„r«T T “
Concentration Tests— 100 ‘{s&'fifAS
. 1736-1738 Lawrence St.. Dasyer. Colo..
C ATAR R H-H AY FEVER and COLD in the
HEAD positively relieved anil CURED by
tliia wonderfully cleansing—nntlacptlc—
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Aak your druggist.
WOIIMIL.
NOTRE DAME. INDIANA.
FULL COURSES IN Classics. Letters. Eco
/Winlcs and History, Journalism, Art, Science.
Pharmacy, Law, Civil, Mechanical and Elec
trical Engineering. Architecture.
Thorough Preparatory and Commercial
Room* Free to all students who have corn
plated tha studies required for admission into the
Sophomore. Junior or Senior Year of any of tha
Colleiiato Courses.
Rooms to Rant, .moderate charge to students
over seventeen preparing for Consulate Courses.
A limited number of Candidates for tha Eccle
siastical state will be received at special rates.
St. Bdward's Hall, for bors under 13 years, is
unique in the completeness of its equipment.
The 60th Year will open September 8. 1903.
Catalogues Free. Address P. O. Box 349.
RRV. A. MORRISSEY. C. S. C.. President.
BT. MARY'S ACADEMY
NOTRE DAME, INDIANA
Oaa Mila West of Hotre Dams University.
Most beautifully and healthfully located. Conducted
by the Hlslrrs of the Holy Cross. Chartered IBM. Kn-
Jojrlng a national patronage. Thorough English,
Classical, Beientiflo and Oommaroial Courses, ad
. vaneed Chemistry and Fnsrmsey. Regular Ool
’ legists Degrees. Preparatory Department trains
pupils for regular, special or collegiate courses.
Physical Laboratory well equipped.
Tha Conservatory of Music I* conducted on plane |
of the heel Cunocrvatorle*. The Art Department Is
modeled after leading Art School*. Minim Depart
ment for children under twelve year*. Physical
Oaltora under direction of graduate uf Dr. Sargent'#
Normal School at Phvelcal Tralalug.
The best modern edueational advantages for fitting
young women for lives of ueefulnnsa. The constant
growth of the Academy him again neceeellsted the
erection of additional fine building* with latest
Hygienic equipments. Moderate cost. New school
year begin* September Bth. Mention this paper.
For catalogue and special Information apply to
Th« Directress of ST. MARY'S ACADEMY,
Notre Dame, Indiana.
W CARTRIDGES AND
Hi SHOT SHELLS
WlMfr represent the experience of 35
IrHC' years of ammunition making.
Wir u.m.c •on the bead of a cart- I
■ m ridge is a guarantee of quality.
Wf Sure fire—accurate —reliable.
V Ask your dealer.
_ Catalan
*/■»» rtf*tit.
THE UNION KULUC^
BRIDGEPORT, COWM.
COMFORT.
much pain In my hack; a*
time went on 1 could hardly
endure it; 1 could not stand
except for a few moment# a - ,
a time ; I grew weak an,;
exhausted ; I could not even
do light houaework ; I could
not stoop or bend ; my head
ached severely ; 1 waaln pain
from 111) head down to my
hnela ; centering in the kid
ney# It was a heavy, steady,
■likening ache ; I could not
rest nights, and got up
morning# weak and tired. I
thought 1 was about done
for, when I saw Doan's Kil
ney Fills advertised. Within
a week after commencing
their use 1 began to Improve,
and from that time on rapidly
Kew better I used flvs
..o# In all and was cured."
ST. MARY’S ACADEMY.
Notre Dame, Ind.
Wa call tha attention of our re/uler* to
the advertisement of St. Mary's Academy,
which appears in another column «»f this
paper. We ilo not need to exputiat* upon
the scholastic advantaged of St. Mary's for
the catalogue of the school shows the scope
of work included in its curriculum, which
iaof the highest standard, anti iacarried out
fnithfully in the class rooms. We simply
emphasize the spirit of earnest devotion
which makes every teacher at St. Mary's
loyally strive to develop each young girl
attendant, there into the truest, noblest,
and most intelligent womanhood. Every
advantage of equipment in the class rooms,
laboratories and study rooms, every care in
the matter of food and clothing, and ex
ceptional excellence of 'lassie conditions—
all these feat tires are found at tSt. Mary's,
in the perfection of development only to be
obtained by the consecration of devoted
lives to edurationul Christian work, in a
■pot favored by the Lord.
Marriage nowadays begins with
courting and frequently ends with di
vorce courting.
Ducks go into the water for divers
reasons, and come out for sundry pur
poses.
First Come, First Served.
We would rather sell our fine San
Luis valley lands to Colorado farmers:
Best water rights, fertile soli, low
prices, easy terms. If easterners come
first—and they're coming fast —we will
sell to them, of course. Send for our
new booklet and see what you're miss
ing. The Colorado Bureau of Immigra
tion, GIG Majestic Bldg., Denver, Colo.
A man's wits are apt to wander when
he is in love. Cupid rhymes with stu
pid.
Ask Your Dealer for Allen's Foot-Ease.
A powder to shake into your shoes. It rests
the feet. Cures Swollen, Sore. Hot, Callous,
Aching. Sweating feet and Ingrowing Nails.
Allen's Foot-Ease makes new or tight
Shoes easy. Sold by all Druggists and
shoe stores. 25c. Sample mailed FREE.
Address Allen S. Olmsted, Le Roy, N. Y.
Willie —Lizzie beats us all shooting.
She sent you this fine duck by mo—
and—ah—a kiss. Louise—Thank you.
You may take both around to the col
ored cook.
Sensible Housekeepers
will have Defiance Starch, not alone
bocauße they got one-third more for
the same money, but also because of
superior quality.
If Russia ever permits MlO open door
in Manciiurla It will lie because the
Yankee unlocked It.
There is more Catarrh in this section of the
country than all other diseases cut together. and
until the last Tow years was supposed to be Incur
able. For a k real many year* doctors pronounced
it a local disease, and prescribed local remedies,
and by constantly failing to cure with local treat
ment, pronounced it incurable. Science has
proven catarrh to be a constitutional disease, and
therefore requires constitutional treatment. Hall's
Catarrh Cure, manufactured by F. J. Cheney & Co.,
Toledo. Ohio, is the only constitutional cure on the
market. It is taken internally in doses from 10
drops to a teaspoonful. It art* directly upon the
blood and mucous surfaces of the system. They
oflet one hundred dollars for any case it fails to cur*
I Send for circulars and testimonials. Address
F. J. CIIKNKY & CO.. Toledo. Ohio.
Sold by Druxxists. 75c.
Hall's Family Fills are the best.
Inkerly—l cant rend this writing.
BoaabV—Pooh ! The writing la good
enought Any asa could read it. Hand
It to me.
The mildest tobacco thut grows la used
In the make-up of Baxter'* Bullhead *■
cam cigar. Tty one and see.
i "In winter If* too cold ter work.”
says a colored philosopher, "and In sum
mer de sun's des hot enough fer-sleep
tn'!"
Don’t you know that Defiant**
Starch besides being absolutely sup -
• rlor to any other, Is put up 16 ounces
In package and sells at same price
as 12-ounce packages of other kinds?
Mrs. Green—l’ll have to buy some new
stockings. These are not lit to be seen.
Mr. Green—l'm glfid you've come to my
opinion about those openwork ufTalrs.
A smile of satisfaction goes with ona of
Baxter's "Bullhead" 6-cent cigars.
"Are you the master of the house?"
asked the peddler. "I am." said tne
householder sadly, "my wife died last
week.”
Mrs. Winslow's toothing Hyrun.
For children teeihlng, soften* me gum*, re luce# lt»-
domination,allay#pain.cure#wlndcoUc. Ittcabouia.
"Tell me." he said, "a pleasant book
To take on my vacation."
"A check book." she replied, without
A moment's hesitation.
Dealers say that as soon as a cus
tomer tries Defiance Starch it is im
possible to sell them any other cold
water starch. It can be used cold
or boiled.
"What’s the matter with Fldo?" "Oh.
Isn't It too horrid? I gave hint to the
laundress to wush. and she starched
him."
Smoke Baxter's "Bullhead" 6-cent cigar.
Ella—Don't you hate to see a man
make a fool of himself? Stella—Yes. If
It's about another woman.
Insanity Among Women.
A German professor lias been In
vest! gating the causes of Insanity
among women, and has come to the
conclusion that if women are admitted
Into competition with men the Inevita
ble result will be a tremendous in
crease of insanity among the women
He finds that the percentage of worn
en teachers who become insane is '
almost double that of the men teach ,
era.
Trains at Auction.
As the result of the electrification ;
of the Mersqy Tunnel railway the old I
carriages and engines will come un ■
der the hammer at Birkenhead, Eng
land. The auction will take place on
Ihe Great Central Railway company
sidings. where eighteen locomotive- 1
and ninety-six coaches will be paraded •
for the benefit of the bidders, after
the fashion cdopted at horse sales.
Where Violets Are Raised.
necont years have brought an j
enormous growth in the use of violets,
and this has been to the great ad
vantage of parts of Dutchess county. I
New York, where the soil is proving
especially adapted to the growing of
violets. In the vicinity or Red Hook 1
and Rhinebcck more than 125 violet
housea are operated, and dozens more
are being built.
Great Monoliths.
Eight great monoliths are ready for
erection in building the. cathedral ol
Bt. John the Divine, in New York
city. The eight columns cost $250.
000. The rough shafts measure 64x
SV*x7 feet, and weigh 310 tons each.
Only one other structure, St. Isaac's
cathedral, at. St. Petersburg, has col
umns approaching these in size.
Rapid Shoemaking.
A pair of women's shoes made In
Lynn. Mass., to establish a record
for rapid shoemaking required fifty
seven operations and the use of forty
two machines and 100 pieces. All
these parts wen* assembled and made
Into a graceful pair of shoes, ready
to wear, in thirteen minutes.
Mosquitoes and Malaria.
Capt. 8. P. Jones, who was asso
ciated with the Royal Society’s com
mission on malaria during the Inves
tlgation in India, says that in India,
anyway, the kind of mosquito that car
Ties malaria rarely, If ever, flies more
than half a mile from its breeding
place.
Immigrants.
In the last fifteen -years the United
States has received about eight mil
lion emigrants from every European
nation, including Russians, Austrians.
Hungarians, Italians, Irish. Scandina
vians and a comparatively small num
ber of English and Scotch.
O’Rell's Advice.
"What's your recipe for making a
homebody of one's husband?" asked
a newspaper wopian of Max O'Ucil.
"Become a gadabout yourself," was
the caustic reply. He was acquaint
etl with both people.—New Yorl:
Times.
Comic Papers Soon Die.
uumic r-cipers ouun uie.
Several new comic papers make
their appearance in Paris every year.
Rlre. which was founded ten years
ago, had so much success that it has
since had about twenty imitators,
roost of which were short-lived.
City of Rich Beggars.
A crusado is being made in New
York against the professional beggars
and street freaks. It is suggested that
many of them will draw on their bank
accounts and speud the summer in the
country.
From Hungry Boy to Premier.
It is told of the Marquiß Ito. the
premier of Japan, thut when a youth
he wandered about the streets of
lj>ndon penniless, ragged and hungry,
a starving alien in a strange land.
Resemblance in Ruins.
Striking resemblance has been
pointed ou? between the remarkable
ancient ruins at Zimbabwe, in Rho
desia. and antiquities lu Cornwall.
England.
Gold in Other Worlds.
An Australian scientist has ana
lyzed a meteor which contained
traces of gold, showing that that ele
ment le not monopolized by the earth.
Unmannerly.
If men did not like to go through
a great deal to learn a little they
would, not get married and stay so
for a great length of time.
Sailed First Dory Over Ocean.
o«"*u * •■Ol kuij uvci ucc.-n,
Capt. Alfred Johnson, who was the
first man to cross the ocean in a
small boat i n 1876, is still living at
Gloucester, Mass.
Cure for Cancer.
The latest cure for internal cancer
reported Jn England is a tableßpoonful
of molasses four or five times a day.
Ecuador Marriage Law.
In Ecuador a marriage must be
made by the civil authorities before
It is made by a clergyman.
Films of Astonishing Thinness.
Films of a soap bubblo hav.* been
measured of a thinness of the four
millionth part of an inch.
Thames Canals.
There are six canals connected
with the Thames, which extend alto
gether 754 miles.
Brilliant Censor.
The Turkish censor ia a man of
great breadth of mind and intelli
gence. He recently edited the Bible
carefully before it was allowed to be
used much In Turkey, and he has Just
suppressed a book on chemistry be
cause it contained the awful symbol
if2o. He said that it wan highly rev
! olutionary and that beyond a doubt
I 7120 was the cipher for "Hamid 11 is
! naught."
What the Strong Man Is Not.
•iiiai in* uian ■■ nwv.
The strong man Is not the soldier
on horseback with saber drawn. Tho
strong man Is the man with folded
arms who utters the truth regardless
l of consequences. No or** can Injure
a man who refuses to be hurt; you
\ may kill him. hut you cannot touch
I the man in him. He wields a power
that he would have to give up if ho
| stooped to physical force.
Ostentation.
"You Bay that man's relations won’t
speak to him?" said the surveyor who |
had stopped at the log cabin. "Yes. 1
An’ it serves him right. Jes' as soon j
:is he come into a little property he j
bought hlsself a giaas eye an' a set o'
• also teeth, an' his kin' reckoned U ■
was mighty ill-mannered to come |
| around puttin' on style an’ wearln’ all
j that Jewelry.'*
Would Kill Sparrows.
The London board of agriculture
advocates diminishing the number of
j house sparrows. It has been found
by hundreds of examinations that 1
from 75 to 80 per ceut of the food of !
the adult birds throughout tho year
consists of cultivated grain. The ag
gregate total taken when the spar
rows are unchecked Is very large.
Weird Idea of the West
Mrs. George R. Smith of Lanca
shire recently wrote to the Kansas
City chief of police asking for infor
mation about her husband, whom she
had not seen for thirty years. She
thought that ho was hunting buffa
loes In KansAs City and wanted him
locked up and sent home.
Lightning Rods Out of Date.
A New York architect, who lias put
up many country houses, says that he
lias not during the last decade been
called on once to put a lightning rod
on any of these houses. Tho light
ning rod has disappeared altogether
us n means of protection ou now
I houses.
Monument to Li Hung Chang.
Several Chinese cities have erected
temples in honor of Li Hung Chang.
His tomb also has the form of a tem
ple. Two of its inscriptions are: "All
countries in the world mourn him”
and "He changed heaven and revolu
tionized the earth."
Unique Decision.
A Maryland Justice of the peace In
deciding an action against a railroad
company for killing a cow near a road
crossing, decided the case in favor
of the plaintiff for the reason that
"the defendant hail no sign up at the
crossing.”
New Use for Paper.
Artificial teeth and "uppers" for
boots and shoes are among the new
uses to which paper is being put. A
substantial busiros? firm in Boston is
considering a proposition to take up
the work of manufacturing paper hats.
Near Diamond Anniversary.
11(41 uiamunj aw.
A married couple mimed Luxwol
der-Van Dort has Just been celebrat
ing the seventy-fourth anniversary of
their marriage in Langezwuag. Prus
sia. The husband is 97 years of age
and his wife 91.
Would Be Waste of Time.
Miss Goode —You should try to
break yourself of the habit of swear
ing. my little man. Jimmy—Wot!
After all de trouble I've gone to to
learn it?—Puck.
Florida Gains Congressman.
Under the old congressional appor
tionment Florida had two members
of the hour** of representatives. Un
der the new apportionment it has
three.
Gold Fever.
The gold fever is raging in Africa,
attracting men to the regions adjoin
ing Khartoum, where copper and gold
also exist in paying quantities.
Of Course Not.
Wo do not believe we were ever as
frivolous as the boys and girls now
adays. Do you think you were?—
Washington (la.j Democrat.
Lead in Railway Mileage.
The Australian colonies have a
greater railway mileage, in proportion
to population, than any other part
of the world.
Bring Out Your Old Furniture.
Six Ilepplewhlte chairs have Just
boon sold for $350 and two Chippen
dale armchairs for $lO5 at Norwich.
Great Britain’s Emigrants.
Taking into account her population,
Great Britain sonds more of her sub
jects abroad than any other country.
Enginemen Must Be Alert.
cnginemen iviusi oc «icil
An. engine driver working from
Crewe to London and back has to do
tico no fewer than 570 signals.
Home of Golf.
Twelve thousand people were ar
rested in Glasgow last year for U6ing
obscene language.
MUST KNOW CHURCH HISTORY
Important to the Maintaining of Reli
gious Connections.
Admlltlrg that knowledge of Pres
byterianism Is far less important than
knowledge of Christianity and the
evangelical truths, we still claim that
it has an Importance of Its own kind
Hqw can we hope to keep within the
membership of our own church those
who do not know anything about our
distinctive principles and history? If
we allow them to think that one
church is as good as any other, that
it is a matter of indifference to what
church they go that the differences
of doctrine, worship, and government
which distinguishes our church from
others are all trivial differences, not
worth teaching pubftcly or privately,
why should they not let their church
connection be determined by their
(social associations, or chance whims,
or the toss of a penny? Is It strange
that the daugiter follows her husband
I out of our church, and tho son also
I respects the preference of his wife
j for another church? Is it strange
j that the Presbyterian family, moving
Into a new locality, passes by tUp
Presbyterian church for no other rea
son than merely social reasons? What
) reasons do they know for adhering to
, their own church? —Pittsburg Banner.
THE FIRST STEAM CARRIAGE
Honor of Invention is Claimed for
London Physician.
In these days of fast motoring and
high railway speed It Is interesting
j to recall that it was in July, 1829.
some little time before George Ste
phenson had solved the problem of
steam transport, that Sir Goldsworthy
Gurney made his famous journey in a
"stenm carriage" from London to
Bath and hack. Gurney was a surgeon
In Marytebone. greatly given to the
working out of Inventions in his spare
time. and It took him some years to
complete his first "motor" In Ills
backyard In Albany street. He ac
complished the Journey to anti from
. Bath at tho rate of fifteen miles an
hour, and there was only one disturb
ing incident, when a crowd assembled
at Mclksham set upon the machine,
and. having burned their fingers,
threw stones and seriously wounded
the stoker. This Gurney journey
stands as the first example of loco
motion by steam in this country.—
London Chronicle.
MRS. WESLEY A SHREW.
Great Evangelist Most Unfortunate In
His Marriage.
One of his biographers declares
that if he had searched the wholo
kingdom the evangelist (John Wes
ley) would hardly have found a wo
man more unsuitable than she whom
he married. She did not even con
fine herself to her tongue in her at
tacks. • • • More than once she
laid violent hands on him. “Jack,"
said John Hampson to his son. "I was
once on the point of committing mur
der It was when I was in the North
of Ireland, and I went into a room
and found Mrs. Wesley foaming with
fury. Her husband was on the floor,
where she had been trailing him by
the hair of his head: and she herself
was still holding in her hand vener
able locks which she had plucked up
by the roots. I felt,” continued
Hampscn. who was a giant of a man.
though not one of Wesley's warmest
friends—"l felt as though I■* could
have knocked the soul out of her."—
Everybody’s Magazine.
The Other Girls.
1 (ic »-»incr viiria.
Ton nsk me of the other girls, sweet
heart.
IA qiiostlnn women always ask of men.
The ind of all the sweetheart's ques
tioning*.
And yet. the point at which they all be
gin).
You ask me of the other girls—Well, this:
God never made a liner lot titan these;
Fond lovers never kissed from llstlemnesa
A fairer child than dimpled Eloise.
The pulsing mission* of an hundred years
Made sweet In purer ways where virtue
Myriad forms of potter's clay have made.
But none «o lithe u« star-eyed, laugh
ing Hose.
The sculptor. In his wildest dreams of
art.
In trucements of the ligaments, ami
line.
Could never once the gracious equal find
Of Clementine, my own sweet Clemen
tine.
The poet and the painter. In their turn.
May praise and love the beauties that
they know. -
Nor once in all their dreaming* find
One equalling the charms of little Clo.
Man never wooed a finer lot of girls—
God never made a liner, lot to woo:
lie never made red lips so like the rose.
Nor languid eyes more like the glinting
dew.
Ton nsk me of the other girts, sweet
heart-
You a*k me If 1 love them still. I do.
Each beauty that I found In each of them
Each grace of mien, each virtue that
they knew.
I find them ull and love them more,
sweetheart.
Because they are so much a part of
you.
Girlish and Mannish America.
When it is here remarked that the
male American is declaring symptoms
of dawning effeminacy no occasion is
offered for indignant reprobation. Tho
average American has so much thor
ough masculinity that he can spare
enough to dower a loss vigorous peo
ple. What is meant Is that the nat
ural reaction to the paramountcy of
the American girl has set in. As she
shares the pursuits, the pleasures and
the liberties of her brothers and im
poses her commands upon them she
becomes more masculine, they moro
feminine; her shoulders square off.
theirs begin to slope. She dons the
sweater and the blazer and wears her
skirts shorter and shorter; they take
to pink shirtwaists and clocked open
work stockings, and their ever bag
gier trousers, worn eo long that they
have to be turret! up at the bottom,
seem fashioned on a seraglio pattern.
—New York Mail and Express.
Embryo Mosquitoes.
Certain species of mosquitoes hiber
nate in the adult state, others in the
larvae state and some in tne **BK-
Larvae live through a winter In solid
Ice.
MANY CHILDREN ARE SICKLY.
Mother Gray’s Sweet Powders for Children,
used by Mother Gray, a nurse in Children's
Home. New York, cure Summer Complaint,
Feverishness. Headache,Stomach Trouble*,
Teething Disorders and Destroy Worms. At
all Druggists'. 25c. Sample placed FREE.
Address Alien S. Olmsted. Le Roy, N. Y.
Providence deals in compensations.
The mosquitoes are 30 thick during the
short Alaska summers that the people
are reconciled to the long winters.
Hundreds of dealers say the extra
quantity and superior quality of De
fiance Starch is fast taking place of
all other brands. Others say they
cannot sell any other atarch.
A little girl war. asked to write an
essay about man. The following was her
rom|M>sitlon. "Man lx a funny animal.
He haM eyes to *ee with, hand* to feel
with, and I* *i»llt u|i the middle, and
walks on the npllt ends."
"It beats all" how good a cigar you can
buy for 6 cents If you buy tha right brand. <
Try a "Bullhead."
"Of course, we neddn't believe every
thing we hear alMuit our frtendn. rrue.
But. thank heaven, we can repeat it!”
To Cure n Cold In One «lay.
Take Laxative Bromo Owinlne Tablets. All
druggixt*refund money if it failstocure. 25c.
"Jennie brag* that she's got two
siring* to her bow." "Well, she'll need
several more If she expects to hold him.”
TBLBO It Al* II on: It ATOKs in DKMAND
Telegraphy tlmroußlily taught In the CKNTKAI.
bl'HINt SH CUI.I.KOK. Denver. Wrlt« for Journal.
It Is unlucky to have thirteen at the
table when the dinner set hus only
twelve knives, forks and plates.'
If vnu have smoked a Bullhead S-cant
..Igar you know how good they ars; If
you have not. better try on#.
"Are you blind, by nature?" asked the
charitably Inclined dtlz.gi "No. sir."
candidly replied the beggar. "I'm blind
by profession."
Plao's Cure Is the best medicine we ever used
for all affections of the throat and lungs. —We
O. Kmpsi.xt. Vanhnren. Ind.. Feb. 10. IMS
"Do you think you can ease the*#
terrible pain*, doctor?" asked the patient.
"Yes 1 can." answered the doctor cheer
fully. "As soon a* my medicine takes
effect you'll suffer no pain."
Storekeepers report that the extra
quantity, together with the superior
quality of Defiance Starch makes it
next to Impossible to sell any other
brand.
Teacher—Now. when a thing is repeat
ed and actptvil a* a fact by everybody,
what do we cull It?” Chorus of Pupils—
A chestnut.
The secret of the popularity of Baxter's
"Bullhrad" 6-rent cigar Is revealed In on*
word—" Quality."
"Elder Bagg* 1* a good man." "Y’es.
but he'll be rtiirprlaed when he gnt» to
heaven, to find there ure several other
people there.”
" Mrs. Anderson, a prominent™
society woman of Jacksonville,
Fla., daughter of Recorder of
Deeds, West, says:
*' There are but few wives and
toothers who have not at times en
dured agonies and such pain as only
women know of. 1 wish such women
know the value of Lycliit E. Pink-
Im 111’s Vegetable Compound, it
is a remarkable medicine, different in
netion from any other I ever knew and
thoroughly reliable.
*' I have seen cases where women
doctored for years without permanent
benefit who were cured in less than
three months after taking your Vege
table Compound, while others who
were chronic and incurable came out
cured, happy, and in perfect health
after a thorough treatment with this
medicine. 1 have never used it myself
without gaining great benefit. A
few doses restores my strength and
appetite, and tones up the entire
system. Your medicine has been tried
and found true, itenee I fully endorse
it." —Mrs. R. A. Andkkno.n. 225 Wash
ington St., Jacksonville, Fla. tsooo
forfait If trlqlnal of about tattlmoolal proving gtou-
Intness cannot 4« produced.
Tlh» experience and testimony
of sonic of the most noted women
of America go to prove, beyond
a question, that Lydia E. Pink
kam*H Vegetable Compound will
correct all nucli trouble at once
by removing the cause, and re
storing the organs to u healthy
and normal eonditlon.
FREE TO WOMEN!
fiTl’X Jltl J To prove tho healing and
I riiv.l lliH Cleansing power of I‘axtlnn
WnWPM Toilet Antiseptic we will
mull a large trial package
OT Iff with book of instructions
II I 111 abnolutrly free. This Is not
HU Ull a Hny sample, but a large
I I Btff I I package, enough to con-
S U vtnoe anyone of lu value.
£-4 Women all over the country
ft ~,. Eg are praising Paxtlae for whut
,IUS (lone 111 local trr*t
ment of female Ills, curing
Ul Inflammation end discharges, wonderful as a
slcanslng vaginal douche, for sore throat, nasal
catarrh, a* a mouth wash and to rrmut* tartar
MU ? lte “ lh *’ *® cl * 1 * Scn '* today . a postal card
bx druggists or **nt postpaid by us. SO
large box. Hwtiarwclloa gu*nnt«#a.
H l-AXTON CO., lion too. Mas*.
>l4 Columbca A vs.
W. N. U.—DENVER—NO. 31.-1903^
Wh,n Answering Advertl.em.nta
Kindly Mention Thl, Paper.