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LAWYER GAVE UP Legal Light Wisely Retired From Unequal Combat. Little Else to Do After Judge Had So Thoroughly Proved the Eligi bility of Colonel Jones as I a Juryman. Presiding over a judicial district In the Tennessee mountains is an old gen tleman who Invariably demands of liti gants, before the machinery of the court is set in motion: “Do you want book law or Jestice in this here court?” “.Testiee” has always been promptly declared for, and his honor must have distributed it with a wise and kindly hand, inasmuch as he has been re elect ed, almost unanimously, on every voting day ever since the Civil war. Natives do not usually regard it law yer as a necessity when a cause is to be decided by this lawgiver of the hills. Each man states his case for himself, and the judge simply tells the wit nesses to “jest tell the jury all about this here matter, so far as you air In formed,” and helps out with a few direct questions when the testimony seems not quite cleur. Not so long ago, however, “a for eigner”—from Kentucky—joined issues with a native, and Imported a lawyer from Nashville. Among the other strange and unprecedented things that the lawyer did was to challenge cer tain of the men who were expected, as a matter of course, to form the jury. Being a juryman is a recognized pro fession in that particluar region, and the lawyer’s objections occasioned both astonishment and anger in the breasts of the gray-bearded regulars. “Colonel Jones has been on the jury every sett in’ of this co’te for thirty years.” the old Judge remonstrated gently. In one instance. “He always has proved powerful satisfactory to the co’te and to all others concerned. Of course, as we air goin’ to have book law in this case, you can object to Colonel Jones If yo* want to, but I would pussonally like mighty well to know why yo’ object to him.” “From his conversation, overheard by chance, I am convinced that this man would be unable to give proper weight to the evidence I shall Intro duce. your honor,” the lawyer ex plained briskly. “He is unacquainted with the meaning of the most ordi nary words.” "That so?” the old judge remarked, pushing up his spectacles and survey ing Colonel Jones reprovingly. “Now, I always thought that he was right well along In words. Wlmt was It he didn't seem to know the right meanln* of?” “The term ’preponderance of evi dence.’ your honor.” the lawyer assert ed. "was most absurdly construed by this man. lie—” "oh. I reckon not.” the old judge In terrupted, with a kindly smile. “I reckon you just misunderstood him. I mn plumb sure that Colonel Jones knows as well as I do that preponder ance of evidence means evidence pre viously pondered—don’t you. colonel?” “Objection withdrawn, your honor.” the lawyer said weakly.—Philadelphia Ledger. Inspired by Joaquin Miller. Oinrlcs Wakefield C’adman, the fa mous composer, found inspiration for Ms sonata for the piano in A major. f'P- oS, in Joaquin Miller’s poem. •'From Sea to Sea.” ('adman said lie prided himself on the inspiration he got from Miller’s works in which lie King to tlie West of the United States. ('adman's first movement showed the West before the white man found It. and naturally lie had to ring in his eternal love for the Indian. Without being too much Influenced by the poet Miller, Cadman tried to carry out Ills Idea, his longing for tin* West. It may be taken as the pioneer’s thoughts of the eastern or southern home be has left in quest for the new. nndiseov ored land. Cadman also sj eaks of his paean of rejoicing for the continent flow const ructcd. Triumph, pride, beauty, happiness, optimism, breadth uni ecstasy are the things he tried to write Into his compositions. Finland Reaching for Trade. The Finnish TraiiH-Oeeanlc Trading company, a co-operative institution n presenting about 1H) per cunt of tin* manufacturing firms and merchants of Finland, is about to open a branch of its business in Australia. An option lias been obtained by the company on a fleet of Finnish steamships and an effort will be made by the company to gain the Baltic trade with Australia previously held by Gernintiy. The con cern hopes to obtain the trade with Australia in paper, timber, turpentine and other goods that it had before the war through German agents, and with the elimination of German Influence, will carry tlie products of Finland to Australia in a regular fleet of vessels .running on a monthly schedule. Och, Murder! “Both these samples smell like cheap goods to m*.” “Cheap! Those whiskies are the best ou the market. They’re both over ten years old.” ••Then they're old enough to have better scents.” Something He Was Familiar With. "Conic*, my dear poet,” the lioHtoaa finally begged. "say something to us!" "Have you observed —ducheim,” he faltered, desperately. "that —this— year's r»"i» ilrkets are pink?”—-Lon* don Tit-BiU. WORLD’S GREAT DEBT TO OIL At Hluminant, Fuel and Lubricant, It ll Indispensable to the Prog ress of Mankind. It Is 60 yenrs since the first oil well was drilled in Pennsylvania, thus in augurating the era of oil. The discov ery was at once recognized as possess ing great value, but there could have been hut a slight appreciation of the mammoth proportions to which the In dustry was destined to grow. Hailed as an illuniinnnt supplanting candles and whale oil, the business hn9 widened beyond any possible dreams of those who were active in the early days of oil. The center of the industry has long since departed from the place of Its origin. The southwest and the Pacific coast, almost unknown lands In the infancy of the business, now pro duce thousands of barrels to the orig inal oil region’s one. Oil is still used as an Hluminant on millions of farms and in isolated places all over the world, hut that Is mo longer the chief product of crude. Gasoline, at first a troublesome by-product, Is now the main result sought. The millions of motor-driven vehicles that have come into existence In the past score of years would not have been possible had we not had tr \s desirable product to provide an explosive to drive them. Vast quantities of the crude product tire used to drive locomotives and ..hips. The war might not have been won had not the allies had access to the fields of Mexico and the United States. Antfnot only as fuel does the greasy product enter Into the world’s commerce, blit ns a lubricant it lessens the friction of hearings, from the sew ing machines to steamships. The by products even enter the realms of med icine, and while the limit would seem to be reached in utilizing the waste from the refineries, it is possible that further subdivisions may yet increase the number. The story of oil is a ro mance that <*quals the tale of steel, yet it is an infant In point of time com pared with the metal that has brought such wealth to Pennsylvania.—Pitts burgh Gazette-Times. Indomitable Cheerfulness. That n man can remain cheerful though imprisoned for a crime he did not commit is proved by some of the letters that Mr. O. Henry wrote to his little girl while he was serving ids unjust sentence. They are quoted In the Boston Globe. “Hello, Margaret!” says one playful i missive. “Don’t you remember me? My name is Aldlhernntiphostiphornko pohokus. If you see a star shoot and say m.v name 17 times before it goes out yon will find a diamond ring in the track of the first blue cow’s foot you see go down the road in a snowstorm while tlte red roses are blooming on the tomato vines. Good-by! I’ve got to take a ride on a grasshopper.” Again he wrote: “I hope your watch runs all right. When you write again he sure to look tit It ami tell me what time it Is. so I won’t have to get up i and look at the clock.’’ And in an other note: “Be careful when you are on the street not to feed shucks to strange dogs or pat snakes on tin* head or shake hands with cats you haven’t been introduced to or stroke the noses of electric car horses.” Two Rivals of the "Spud.” Two new vegetables have been propagated at the Missouri botanical garden at St. Louis, It was announced by Dr. George T. Moore, director of the garden. One has been named the “arrnen ehn” ami the other the “daslieen.” j I hull resemble the potato and are said | to he about equal in food value to it. Doctor Moore explained the arraca- ' < lm. when cooked, is a hit darker than i the sweet potato and tastes like the j parsnip. It is a rapid grower, he said. Dnsheens, cooked In cream, taste I like cauliflower, and when baked have 1 the flavor of n roasted chestnut. Doc- j tor Moore amplified. They are related j | to the Egyptian taro, commonly refer* 1 red to as the "elephant ear,’’ Doctor i Moore said. The announcement was made to del* egates who attended the convention <»f i the American Association for the Ad vancement of Science, which ended j recently. Made Good Use of Hairpin. Dr. Arnold K. Henry of Dublin, who was n surgeon with the British expedi tionary forces in France, relates In-a letter to the Lancet several Instances or using a hairpin when called upon to perform an operation without the proper tools. In one case he horrified the mother superior of a French con vent by using a common hairpin, bent ms a re trad or for an eyelid. I n another lie extracted with It a foreign body from the ear, which syringing had fail ed to remove. Once when he had to perform tracheotomy on a baby, with no Instrument but a knife, he bor rowed a hairpin, bent It. Inserted It ! Into the wound In the throat and util ized the projecting ends as attach ments for tapes around the neck. Cost of Style. Mother—Why do you wear thut thin nlouse? Daughter—lt’s stylish. “You must tie cold.” j ”1 am.” “I should think you’d shiver.” “No, it Isn’t stylish to shiver!” “Something Like Cheese.” A small hoy mine to the Bright wood library and solemnly asked for cot l tuge cheese. The librarian thought a I moment and asked If he did not mean the book. "Scottish Chiefs.“ “Yes," he said pleasantly. “1 knew It was some* '•'ng like cheese.”- Indianapolis News. THIS eiLPIK OBSERVER. Mining Application No. 026649 Mineral Survey No. 19966 U. S. Land Office At Denver, Colorado, Mar. 6,1920. Notice is hereby given that in pursuance of the Act of Congress, approved May 10, 1872, The Jum bo Mountain Mining Company, by Preston H. Barker, its agent, whose postoffice is Denver, Colo rado, has made application for a patent for 1600 linear feet on each of the Arlington Extension, Jum bo Extension and Independence Extension No. 2 Lodes, bearing gold and silver, with surface ground on each 300 feet in width, situate in Pine Mining District Gilpin County, State of Colorado, and described in the plat and field notes on file in this office, as follows, viz.: __ Arlington Extension Lode. 664 feet N. 66" 28' E.—836 feet S. 66" 28’ W. from discovery cut. Beginning at Cor. No. 1 whence the N. Vi Cor. Sec. 9, T. 2 S., R. 73 W. 6th P. M. bears N. 60“ 39' E. 138.5 feet; thence S. 24" E. 300 feet to Cor. No. 2; thence N. 66“ 28' E. 1500 feet to Cor. No. 3; thence N. 24° W. 300 feet to Cor. No. 4; thence S. 66” 28' W. 1500 feet to Cor. No. 1, the place of be ginning. Jumbo Extension Lode. 100 feet N. 66" 28' E.—1400 feet S. 66” 28' W. from discovery shaft. Beginning at Cor. No. 1 whence the N. Vi Cor. Sec. 9, T. 2 S., R. 73 VV. 6th P. M. bears N. 0" 13' E. 342 feet; thence S. 24" E. 300 feet to Cor. No. 2; thence N. 66° 28' E. 1500 feet to Cor. No. 3; thence N. 24" W. 300 feet to Cor. No. 4; thence S. 66” 28' W. 1500 feet to Cor. No. 1, the place of beginning. Independence Extension, No. 2 Lode. 20 feet N. 66" 28' E.—1480 feet S. 66" 28' VV. from discovery shaft. Beginning at Cor. No. 1 whence the N. Vi Cor. Sec. 9, T. 2 S., R. 73 W. 6th P. M. bears N. 38" 6' VV. 634.4 feet; thence S. 24° E. 300 feet to Cor. No. 2; thence N. 66" 28' E. 1500 feet to Cor. No. 3; thence N. 24° VV. 300 feet to Cor. No. 4; thence S. 66° 28' VV. 1500 feet to Cor. No. 1, the place of be ginning. Containing 21.877 acres, ex pressly excepting and excluding all conflict with surveys Nos. 16950A, Independence lode, 18924, Pearl, Adelpha and Little Bonan za lodes, 19595, Arlington and Jumbo lodes and 195958 Jackson millsite, and forming a portion of the N. I, *» Sec. 9 and S. E. Vi of Sec. 4, Twp. 2 S., Range 73 VV. of the 6th principal meridian. Said location being recorded in vol. page —of the Records of Gilpin County, State of Colorado. Adjoining claimants herein and the unknown owners of Sur. No. 18924, Pearl, Adelpha and Little Bonanza lodes. MARY WOLFE DARGIN, Register. First pub. March 11th, 1920. Last pub. May 13th, 1920. The United States exports a . great deal more than it imports I and yet our short-sighted Repub lican friends are talking about i tariff for protection. What would happen to us if the other coun tries should build a tariff wall j against American products? Among those recovering from the flu. Will Sibley was out for the first time yesterday and Har ry ILumor was on the streets for the first time today. When is an income not an in come? Respectfully referred to the U. S. supreme court. Trade at Hawley’s and get the best in the line of groceries. "Smooth as silk, eh? —Same here” —Chesterfield {CHESTERFIELDS VV a rc “hitting on all 0 four”—smoothness, * taste, quality and value. What’s the good word, everywhere you go? They satisfyl Tj» - - DISCONSOLATE Sometimes before slumber knocks at my door, I He there awake thinking things o’er; I know that you were intended for for me, While I was intended for no-bod die. My next wanted thought is, what course to pursue To cause you to think I’m intend ed for you; And then I turn over and think, oh gee! I n’er was intended for no-boddie. In that position my thoughts would not cease, So I turned on my back to try to find peace; Then tried to revert to my old hobbie, That I was intended for no-boddie. And then came the thought, how years roll on, And I must get busy e’er life is all gone; When back comes the thought, how useless ’twould be, For I was intended for no-boddie. Is it ’cause I’m too backward or too overstill, That a life of resentment I must fulfill? I will try out the opposite, just for to see I was intended for no-boddie. I have heard many styles of how to propose, But never did learn one by heart; So fate’s been unkind in offering to me, ’Cause l was intended for no-bod die. Now old maids and widows, fair warning take, Four years more you’ll be too old; Get tender hearted once just for my sake, And I’ll never say you’re too bold. Four years more and I’ll be three score, They say that’s too old to get wed; So come while a chance still knocks at your door, For some of these days you’ll be deafi. To die an old maid or widow looks bad, When for asking is all you need do; For years and years a man could have had, If I was intended for you. Don’t put on a false face, just keep down your pride, This should be easy, you see? Just say you’ll become an old man’s bride, For you are intended for me. How sad and lonely I stay here and wait! As I have in leap years gone by; For I feel this year will seal my fate, For another leap year I may die. Just ask me one question, your offering is good, And then just wait and see That 1 was not afraid that you would, For you were intended for me. —Cactus Poet. An anxious subscriber asks if William Jennings Bryan is an Ir ishman. No, we are told that Bryan is a prohibitionist. i WWW* URINARY ; DISCHARGES 1 XSmvßLhg & HETJEVHD IN ; 1P 24 HOURS] tiic niunt-aj-v, J ; J-« Beware qfeoumter/riu ; all imrrniiMT.s « KEEP SETTING HENS FREE FROM LICE Enormous Baby Chick Loss Caused Annually by Lice and Vermin. "I would not try to keep Poultry without Dr. LeGear’s Poultry Rem edies,” says Mrs. L. V. Rose, of Cuero, Texas. “We have never had any of them fail to do even more than you claim for them.” Every year, millions of Baby Chicks arc lost because setting hens are not kept clean and free of lice. Dr. LeGear’s Lice Killer quickly rids your flock of lice and vermin. Through his advice and remedies, Dr. LeGear has helped thousands of Poultry Raisers during his 27 years experience ns an Expert Poultry Specialist,’ It will pay you also to tako advantage of Dr. LeGear’s advice just as Mrs. Rose (lid and increase your poultry profits. Get a can of Dr. LeGear’s Lice Killer from your dealer, use it according to directions. If you are not entirely satisfied with results return the empty can to your dealer pnd he will cheerfully refund your money. —Dr. L. D. LeGear Med. Co.. St. Louis, Mo. Few Town Criers Left. There are hardly any town criers left in England now. At Wycombe, this post, which hns been held by members of one family for 80 years, lapses with the resignation of the present liohler. “Oyez! oyez! oyez!” and the ringing of the hell will cense to be heard In the little old town, ns it has censed to he heard in many towns within the Inst ton years. In rural districts of France, by the way, public proclamations are made by the “garde champetre,” a kind of keeper, or village policeman, whose office embraces various functions. Evi dently In Shakespeare’s day common criers had no great reputation for elo cutionary skill, for Hamlet admonishes Ids players: “Speak the speech . . . trippingly on the tongue; but If you mouth it ... I had as lief the town crier spoke my lines.” An Oregon paper can see no need of coining a two-cent piece when the Buffalo nickel answers the same purpose. Morris hams at Parteli’s only 30 cents a pound. The choicest bacon, canned goods, fruits, etc. Gioceries cheaper than elsewhere. Notice of Forfeiture To A. S. Tucker, his heirs, admin istrators, and to all whom it may concern; You are hereby notified that I have expended one hundred dol lars in labor and improvements during the year 1916 and also one hundred dollars in labor and im provements during the year 1917 on each one of the following claims, to-wit: The Shabona and the Wautauga Lode Mining Claims, location cer tificates thereof being recorded in book 85, pages 293 and 294, of the records of the County Clerk and Recorder of Gilpin County, and said claims being situate in L a^e and Enterprise Mining Districts, Gilpin County, State of Colorado, in order to hold said claims under the provisions of Section 2324 of the revised statutes of the United States, and the amendment there to, approved January 22, 1880, concerning annual labor on min ing claims, being the amount re quired to hold said claims for the periods ending December 31st, 1916, and December 31st, 1917. And if within ninety days after the publication hereof, you fail or refuse to contribute your pro portionate share of such expendi ture ns a co-owner your interests in the claims will become the property of the subscriber by the terms of said section. GEORGE E. FRITZ. | Black Hawk, Colo., March 10, 1920. First Pub. Mch. 11, 1920. I Last Pub. June 10, 1920. Administrator's Notice Estate of William Britt, Deceased. No. 889. All persons having claims against said estate are hereby no tified to present them for adjust ment to the County Court of Gil pin County, Colorado, on the 22nd day of March A. D. 1920. GEORGE L. HAMLLIK, Administrator. First pub. Feb. 19, 1920. Last pub. March 11, 1920. Administrator’s Notice Estate of Benjamin Thomas Wat ers, Deceased. No. 890. All persons having claims against said estate are hereby no tified to present them for adjust ment to the County Court of Gil pin County, Colorado, on the 22nd day of March A. D. 1920. GEORGE L. HAMLLIK, Administrator. First pub. Feb. 19, 1920. Last pub. March 11, 1920. NO EXCHANGES By IZOLA FORRESTER. (©, 1920, by McClure Newipaper Syndicate.) There would be plenty of time to make the exchange, Evelyn reasoned to herself, before the bill went in to Laurie. The lawn party was the 19th, and she could take the gown back and make the change the following week. He would be away until the 28th, any way, so there wasn’t a ghost of a chance he would ever find it out. Yet she hesitated and went back to look at the temptation several times. It hung on a model in the showrooms upstairs at Allaire’s, the sheerest, daintiest hand-made lingerie gown in peach-blow tint with a crush girdle of deep-toned velvet and underslip of satin. She knew she could take her black chiffon hat and make it look right, and there would be a saving, for she had planned on a hat, too, besides a cheap little dress that would “get by” at the lawn party. Tlie idea of the exchange had come like a blessing. They had an account at Allaire’s, one she had never over stepped or presumed on, It had been so precious In times of need. By tak ing the peach blow gown she could wear it for two days, just to the lawn party and for tea on the Wainwright’s terrace Sunday afternoon. Then on Monday she could go back to the store and could exchange it for a sensible blue serge suit that Laurie would ap prove of, and this would tide her over for early falrafesides. There were no alterations. She had made sure of that, and she ordered tlie gown sent home over tlie tele phone bravely. It came just before dinner. Hugging the long white box she ran upstairs to try it on and was just pluming herself before the mir ror when there came the sound of wheels outside on the graveled drive. She held her breath for fear It might lie Laurie, but Instead there came a full-toned gonial voice that sent the color back to her cheeks. It was Laurie’s Uncle Sandy, the sole hope she possessed in the line of in heritance. Slipping out of the gown, she put on a plain linen dress and hurried to greet him. “Never mind If he Is away,” Sandy said when he heard of Laurie’s ab sence. “I’m going to stay a couple of weeks with you. The air up here al ways does me good, and I like your cooking, Evelyn. Don’t notice me a bit. I’m going to get an axe and cut some wood for you to tone myself up bit.” It had been her very first social in dulgence since their honeymoon, and every minute at the lawn party seemed happier than the last. She knew people were looking at her and asking about her who had never been aware of her existence before, and later on Mrs. Walnwrlght compliment ed her as they sat over their coffee after dinner. “You always seemed like such a lit tle brown wren,” she laughed. “I didn’t know you cared for pretty tilings.” Alice returned home Sunday night, and Monday morning, while Uncle Sandy was safely out of earshot, she called up Allaire’s, and asked them kindly to call for the gown, ns she had decided to exchange it for a suit. “No exchanges on that, Mrs. Buell,” said the clerk. “I’m sorry. It was a special model.” She hung up the receiver In a daze of consternation. No exchanges, and she had a $65 charge, with only a lit tle perishable lingerie gown to show for it. Before she knew it she had laid her head on tlie mahogony hall stand and was sobbing miserably. It had been so perfectly senseless and reckless of her, just a piece of child ish vanity to appear In the gown when she knew she couldn’t afford it. And she did need a suit badly. So did Laurie need a suit, and there was the interest to meet and taxes. She heard Uncle Sandy’s cough before she knew he was standing staring at her. “Well, girl, did you get had news?” lie asked cheerily. “Mustn’t take on like that? Is it anything happened to Laurie?” “Uncle Sandy,” she said desperately, “I’ve done something terrible, and I’m afraid Laurie won’t forgive me.” Brokenly she went on explaining while the old Scotchman listened, his eyes keen and humorous. “You see, It is the deceit that lie will despise me for,” she cried. “And I deserve It, too, for being so silly.” “So you do,” he agreed. “But It was a mighty neat-looking frock. 1 thought so myself when I saw you walk out In It. and I was proud of you, and Laurie would have been, too.” “But we can’t possibly afford it, Uncle Sandy!” “No, you can’t, but you’ll have to,” he said firmly. “I’m not going to give you a check, either, to help you out. You’d best wear it and do without the suit, hut I’ll help Laurie so lie doesn’t feel the loss of It.” “And I will have to tell him?” I Evelyn hedged, “it might hreuk down Idl till' love end fnlth between us.” I “Toll him,” tie eiilil kindly. He’ll i lov e «nd trust you the more for it.” He wrote the check slowly, nnd then ’ putted her shoulder as the tears rolled down her cheeks. “'Twaa a bonny frock,” he mild gently. “Hun put It on for I.nurle. |He Just 'phoned from the slut lon. I | limit’ believe In coercing any judge, hut you can persuade them some! times.”