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A Virginian Page for Each Member of the Family ♦ _Ll * t THE COST OF LIVING By FREDERIC J. HASKIN. (Special to The Richmond Virginian.) I It is claimed that the world's high water mark in the cost of living has i been reached. The price of everything, j from the flannels in which the new i born babe is wrapped to the coffin in ; which (he aged man is laid to rest, has , .dim bed to an unprecedented height. ! The whole world is trying t<> ascertain . the cause, but every man denies re- : sponsibility. There are so many twists end turn* in the path that leads from production to consumption thnt it 1* difficult to fix responsibility, hut every j American consumer has turned detec- i live and the search lor the guilty ones ' Is on. Fortunately there are a number of i rlues which suggest where to look for j the trouble. First of all It Is found that the Income of the average Amert- ] . ran family Is $600 a year, of which j about $2*0 goes for food and drink. As there are some 19.0(10.000 families In the United States, this means that the na tion’s food bill is about $4.500,000.000 ft year. Of this one-third goes for the i purchase of meats The American peo ple are now eating about twenty : billions of meat a year, and for every —•—oar.t 1 lo-t is. added to tile pound cost of . that meat the consumer has to bear an additional burden of two hundred mil- : lion dollars A siintln.r raise In the ‘ price or other foodstuffs would mean ft total trier, a*‘ of about $600,000,000 n Vfnr ir. Ihr Kurd, 1 . of tin, entlanmer fat food atom Therefore, K I* plain that tin* IncfViisi m prices Is a ease of grand larcrny and not of petit larceny. , Beef Question Old. Irt following cut i lit s the price of beef ciain » first attention. It is not a new subji ■ t. More than fifty years ago people were asking why there was : such a great margin between live cat- • tie and a steak or roast. To settle the matter the American Agriculturalist, of | New York, followed an average sized bullock through the shambles and on to the man who bought steak and the • _ roast. It was found that the dressed beet cost upward of 10 cents a pound - which is at least 50 per cent more than the average retailer pays to-day. Yet when the man with the market basket i came in he got his cut of porterhouse ; for 17 cents a pound and his round ! stehk for less than 12 cents Many . retailers who pay 8 cents for a carcass j to-day sell the porterhouse at 25 cents and the round -teak at 18. Following n Beef. In this year of grace 1910 another • bullock was followed through the i shamble* to the price fixing of the re- ! tail cutter. Cattle quotations show that in the Chicago market for the \ week • riaisg January 15 (lie avi-rage , pries- on the hoof was 6.55 cents a pound A Ht. i.nui* butcher bought the ; carcass of an average steer for 8 cents a pound, and in order to disprove the conclusions of Secretary Wilson pub -Uabcd a detailed account of how he cut it up and sold it. It weight*! 509 pounds and cost him $40. He sold the porterhouse steaks at 20 cents, sirloin* and prune rlU at 17 1-2 taints, round •teak at 12 1-2 cents, and other cuts proportionately. lfe rex-aivod 151.85 ! for It at retail. 5. The only trouble scents to be that he! placed bis pri<«s at retail too low. ! . Most pcnpli pay 25 rents for porter- i house. 20 cents for sirloin and rib. and ] lx cents for round, with the other cuts : In proportion. On this basis be would j •ell $62.24 worth of beef from the car- ' cuss—a gross profit of over 55 per cent, j Mark you, this with no change In his figure* other than to increase -his re Hal quotation* to what the average' American is now paying at the butcher shop. R»t»iler»' Profit. One is not entirely dependent on Secretary Wilson's figures, or upon those of the ist. Louis butcher, to show the gross profits of the retailer. The butchers have trxt books and they offer further corroboration. One of these is "The Modern Butcher," and the author, a meat cutter of thirty years experience, show* how a car cass must be cut up and priced at re tail in order to yield this profit of 20 per cent. In an s-cent carcass, to yield this profit, the porterhouse and sirloin must be retailed at 17 cents and the round steak at 13 cents In a 8-cent carcass the former must be sold at 18 cents and the latter at 15. with the other cuts in proportion. Let the read - er netnpure these prices with those he pays and figure out his percentage*. What obtains in beef prices is true of Other meats. Chicken* that *e!l for twelve cents a pound 150 miles ' from Washington, bring twenty-two j cents when they reach there. A young cents when they reach there. A young man residing in Washington is part I owner of a farm in Virginia, within *"•< itMiT-o 'it u" .«auuimi * relates that wh«4n the corner grocer j •*11* indifferent egfcs at forty cents a dozen, tho«e on is farm are bring ing thirty cents When apples sell at a dollar a bushel on the farm, the TASTY DISHES FOB MEATLESS MEALS At a recent luncheon where meat was eliminateti and the hostess served from the table instead of a la Ilunae, the menu was so delightful and charmingly served that ] am glad to leans it along tor others who possess less fertile ideas for tasty food com bination* The table centrepiece was a Japan ese vase in imitation of live tied in the water. it rested on a bed of amllatt. In its opened mouth was a tiny bit of green and from the opening on Its bark were more feath ery green, and pink and white sw-eet peas The service plates were Doul ton ware, as also the long platter, decorated appropriately. In the ci ntre of the long platter rested a thie^i centre cut of boiled cod, dressed with lemon and mini ed parsley, while at either end of the platter were mounted green peas and boiled potatoes, snowy while, also sprinkled lightly uph line cut pars ley. A boat of Hollandalse sauce and tiny raised biscuit, not larger than a flfty-cent piece, completed the Bourse The entire luncheon was so well chosen and satisfactory, though sim ple, that 1 append it: Crape Krult Cocktails. Cream Tomato Bisque. Boiled Cod, Hollandalse Sauce, Po tatoes and Parsley. Peas, Celery. Nut and Apple Salad on Lettuce Leaves with Mayonnaise. < Basilsk - Bit-osii • Roquefort Chee^ , l>e*p Kngtish Apple Pie Black Coffee. Cisret waa sei ivd for those who dtasired it. ilrii Chowder. Base and cod are the best Ash for ‘ i*w4er. but other ttsh can be used. U»« fish and cat ta siloes. Fry a few slices of fat salt pork, then take up anil chop. Into the pork fut put a layer of the llsh. several pin es of the fried pork, a few slices of onion, and salt and pepper to season. Add also pilot biscuits that have been soaked Vender in cold water, or some of the ordinary crack ers broken in small pieces. Repeat the layers of fish, pork and crackers until all the iish is used. Then turn In enough cold water to cover the whole and simmer from twenty-rive minutes to half an "hour. Thicken the gravy with a little blended flour and water, arid butter and season If you wish, with a large spoon.*ul catsup or a glass of white wine, and serve at once. ■ .Oyster or flam Cocktails. These are always sure to be wel come. For each person allow live small oysters or clams, one teaspoon ful of horseradish, one teaspoonful of tarragon vinegar, a tablespoonful of tomato catsup, two drops of tabasco eauce. a pinch of salt and a ; teaspoonful of Worcestershire sauce. ! Mix the seasonings thoroughly add the oysters or dams, put into ■ glasses and let them become thor oughly chilled before serving. Ray a slice of lemon on top of each coek i tail. Finnan Raddle Fish Cakes. A new step Snd time saver for the huey •hwriiS.-wffV t* Vile bak*d ’ ftiihan heddte that now tomes ready/t,o use , for fitfh cukes, creaming or chowder. The fish is less smoky than when it . omen whole. For the cakes mix the finnan huddle parboiled with an | equal quantity of mashed potato. , season wit it melted butter, salt and | pepper, addl a beaten egg and mould into cakes, Uhen frjr. jS® reigning price at the comer grocery ia II.SO a bushel. The best country sausage brings twelve cents a pound on the farm and from twenty to twen ilve cents in the Washington grocery. John A. Stewart, of New York, re lates how asparagus raised In north ern New York sold for three cents a bunch on the farm, six cents a bunch in the neighboring village, snd forty ttve rents a bunch In New York. Figures on Groceries. u is the same wun the other things the grocer sells. The January quo tation for matches, retailing at two boxes for flve cents, was 11.60 per 144 boxes. The highest grades of Java and Mocha cotfee were quoted at twenty-six and twenty-four cents a pound, respectively. Extra fancy dried peaches were priced at nine cents a pound; the finest salmon at eighteen cents per ran. the best baked beans at 11.16 a dozen cans, ten-cent bottles of horse-radish at slxty-two and a half cents a dozen; ten-cent bottles ot petroleum Jelly at seventy live cents a dozen; twenty-flve-cent bottles of laudanum at 11.90 per dozen; Epsom salts at two cents a pound, and so on without end. It is plain, therefore, that the re tail food dealer gels a large gross profit. He lays heavy tribute upon the consumer, but what about his net profit'.' One sees but little evi dence that he enjoys nvuoh of that. Few grocers are genii)* rich, and many of them go into bankruptcy. Aye, there Is the rub. Competition, to be tin lire or traae, nan broken up the food retailing business Into such little bits that each retailer must make an enormous profit to gel a living out of his business. He must live, whether he sells $5,000 a year or $35,000. The smaller his sales the greater per cent, he must add to each dollar's worth of business, and the larger his business the closer mar gin he can give. The situation Is the same In other things which the consumer uses A country merchant went to Baltimore to buy goods. He bought a suit of clothes at $1 50. which he retailed at $10; a Panama hat for $4, which retailed at $8. Collars at eighty-nine , ents a doxen, which retaileu at $1.5u per dosen. Holla bought for thlrtv nlne cent* a doxen were to be re tailed at ten cents each. Toys which would bring twenty-live cents each at retail were bought at $1.39 a dozen. .Statistics show that the best sewing machines cost only about fourteen dollars to make. and bicycles even less. Shoe stringF that are sold for live cents a pair cost sixty cents a gross. Hut with all Jhese figures the aver age merchant Is not growing rich The retailer must pay his rent, his hi lp and his delivery expenses. His rent Is higher liecause' the lot on which the building stands Is worth twice as much as ten years ago. The landlord had to pay six dollars a dav for the bricklayer and the plasterer, and four dollars a day for the car penter who erected the building. Ami so It goes all down the line The farmer must have more for his beer .Rttie than he readtzed twenty years fig,i, for the corn he feeds them Is worth twice as much. He must get more for his wheat than he did twen ty years ago, for the labor he hires costs him as much again. The labor er must have twlre as much as ho had twenty years ago for his clothes, his rood and his rent have doubled In price. Relative prices have In creased vrctatlvelv everywhere., but what difference does It make to th<* average Individual If he earns a thou sand dollars a year and has to spend nine hundred for living, or whither he earns two thousand and has to spend nineteen hundred? This thing of prices works some strange anomalies. Secretary Wilson says that beyond a doubt American food products are being sold cheavsr abroad than at home, and that the glory of having the cheapest food stuffs In the world has passed from us. A R. Cahill, a representative of the London Board of Trade, who Is investigating prices In America says that he has discovered a riddle he cannot solve—the American pays five cents for a fourteen-ounce loaf ol bread, while the. Britisher, with his bread made of American wheat, gets a slxty-four-once loaf for ten cents. it Is difficult to predict the out come of the present hue and erv against the increase In the cost or living The national protest of the consumer would undoubtedly be ef fei tlve if it were carried forward with the same enthusiasm that marks Its start. But as a rule the dear public after being driven to desperation In some such matter, suddenly sits tin on its hind legs and howls to the moon. It makes the welkin ring for a space, then as suddenly forgets Its crusade and lapses Into forbearan^ and Inactivity. It Is to he hoped thW In this Instance the consumer will prove to l*e lotig-wlnde<* that he wilt I'unMruut to "hrtller" lnutllv an/) <> * length, hut If this crusade docs not prove to !«• a flash In the pan.lt will he contrary to the history of such movements. , ■Tomorrow—Technicalities of th« law. T i. COPYRIGHT. 1910. cr THE NEW YORK EVENING TELEGRAM (NEW YORK. HERALD CO.). Al Rights Reserved. '<tp. GmwwaM HAIR AND SCALP MUST BE ; CAREFULLY BRUSHED EVERY M Tresses Must Be Freed From Hair Pins and Then So Parted That Brush Bristles Will Reach and Stimulate the Scalp—Hair-Must Rest at Night. r - ^ The texture of the hair is affected by the matter in which it is arranged for the night, for unless well brush ed and revived after the strain caused | by hair pins lfjtd at contrary angles I during the day it will be weakened and may fall 1'nder no consideration should the hair he left at night arranged as It has been during the day. For the scalp, like any other portion of the body, requires rest, and must have it to continue its proper work—that of nourishing the hair folicles. Be sides, hair pins cause a pull which is Inevitably weakening, and so It Is better to take out all the pins and let locks hang loose than to leave them taut and trim. But the best way is to give the scalp a home treatment whlrh will benefit It. This treatment begins with a good brushing, the brush having ' long bristles’ that will go through or between the hairs and reach to the head itself. It must stimulate, but | not Irritate the scalp. There is as j broad a distinction between these two i as there would be between ruliClng the hand briskly and scratching it ; with the nails. Not much good is done to the scatv by brushing all the hair at one*, it should be divided into sections, mak ing a part ill the middle of the head. Kach portion must then, be sub-di vided into quarters, and by 'this method the tips of the bristles will go through to-* the scalp surface, stimulating circulation. To remove tangles use only a.,comb having coarse teeth; those which are fine will ir/l tate the scalp and make the hair nil. After all the snarls have been re moved and the hair is lying in its natural line, a little massage may be given the temples, for that portion requires special strengthening. Tor this purpose the finger tips are placed firmly in the hair. Just above either temple, and then the scalp is m«4e to move over the skull. Five mlhutes of this simple treatment canhoi fill to do good, especially if some tonic suited to the scalp is applied. The l>est method of confining the hair for the night Is to braid it loose ly. I am not among those who con sider it advisable to let the locks hang MUCH ABUSED BOY OBTAINS FORGIVENESS ■H I The boy in the car sat cuddled so close to the woman in gray that every body thought he belonged to her, so when he unconsciously dug his muddy i shoes into the broadcloth skirt of his j left hand neighbor she leaned over and said: ! “Pardon me, madam, will you kind j ly make your little hoy square himself around? He Is soiling my skirt with j his muddy shoes." The woman in gray blushed a little j and nudged the boy away. "My boy?" she said. "My goodness, ; he isn't mine.” , The boy squirmed uneasily. He was j such a little fellow that he could not j i begin to touch his feet to the floor, so ! he stuck them out straight in front of j him like pegs to hang things on and looked at them deprecatingly. "I'm sorry I got your dress dirty.” he said to the woman on his left, “1 hope It will brush off." The timidity in his voice took a short i cut to the woman's heart and she smiled upon him kindly. "Oil. it doesn't matter,” she said. Then as his eyes were still fastened upon her?, she added, "going uptown alone?" , "Yes, ma'am," he said. “I always go , alone. ,There isn't anybody to go with me. Father's dead and mother's dead, j I live with Aunt Clara over In Brook- ; lyn, but she says Aunt Anna ouglit to1 ■ help do something for me. so once or l twice a week when she gets tired out ' and wants to go to some place to get rested up she packs me off over here to \ stay with Aunt Anna. I am going up : there now. Sometimes 1 don't find Aunt Anna home, but I hope she will : t>e home to-day, because it looks like it .is going l,o faIn .and X.don'.t.like to. hang around in the street In the rain." J The woman felt something move In- I side her throat and she satd: “You are I a yery little t>oy to lie knocked about In ; this way," rather unsteadily. “Oh, I don't mind,” he (aid. “1 never ; get lost. But I get lonesome sometimes i on these long tripe, eng when I gee anybody that I think Y4 like to be-1 A !»'. . . jW. '• -. T'J .■ . long to I scroogo up close to her sri'I* c*n make believe that I really am lifer little boy. Tills morning I was plaji®' lng that I belonged to that lady on the other side of me and got so Interested that I forgot nil about my feet. That Is why I got your dress dirty." The woman put her arm around the tiny chap and "scrooged" him up so close that she hurt him, and every other woman who had overheard his artless confidence looked as it she j would not only let him wipe his shoes j on hor dress, but would feel like spank- I lng him If he didn’t.—New York Sun. 1 Something Lacking. Ths editor of the Atlanta Constltu- j tion. Clark Howell tells a good Btory about a former janitor of the Constitu tion office, who lost his place through ' overindulgence In liquor, and who af terward secured a position aa an as sistant In an automobile gagageln that city. ,VT , “He had been working r&und the garage as a handy man" for about six months,” said Mr. Howeill, r'^ndj)hap pening to meet* him on the-street one, day 1 asked him how he^was getting along jn the automobile business. " ’Fine,’ said he. "‘I suppose you know everything about an automobile now, Tom?' I said to him. " 'Yes, sir, Mr. Howell, 1 knows a lqt about dem cars, for I’s been working under dem and over dfem and ‘all around dem ever since I deft de Con stitution office. But tier Is Just spne thing about dem automobiles dat pus sies me,’ said Tom. 4 , “•What’s that?' 1 asked.. ” “ ‘W*U. sir,. Mr. Howell, T -can’t get It Into’my head how they make ’em go without hitching a horse to !&'" Submarine fog signals can be heard thirteen miles. The Chinese decline to buy phono grjapbs bavin* black trumpets. . Taxicabs have displaced the han soms of London to a very great extent. Old silk hats are in demand In the East End of London as nosebags for donkeya The twelve principal crops 6t this country show a valuation of 14.000. 040,000. A b«e ri.it* *i> averagg,<rfYab.nrfw ers before Mooring a ntf of nectar. j.- ... _____ >'*<'se at night, 'because th**v ure toe' liSelyFtm i-mr-mc-' langied. 'Tharp no strain on the roots if n loose braid is made, and tt may bp tied with a ribbon- 1/ the strands will not stay together. a pretty method 4a to tie the hair at the back of the neck ’.with a Wide fa nay ribbon, allowing the ends to hang free ' They do not snarl. J M AKOARHT 2£EXTER. mVKK FOR imtt lEt Pt tKItAt. Mrs. Jane I'owtp of White lake. Atlch,, widow of John Alexander Howie, lifts'starFed a earn paigu jamong his fnr nfer followers to raise enough money to pay the funeral expenses of her late husband.. She claims she assumed the oJdtK&Jitm after,the furjerai, which the receiver and others refused to pay. I.ondon motor bus drivers are lined for being ahead of time, but rarely for l>eing late. The use of dust from vacuum clean ers Js In demand for use in dueling jiatWrns in foulidrit ALDRICH YIELDS 10 IDE LURE: OF SOCIETY For 32 Years Indifferent to Fash ion’s Call, lie lias Become a ■ ** V ' Lion.; - V On£ bf the' conspicuous- feature* of this brilliant season, the gayest Washington has known for seven years, is the Bocial activity of Nel son W. Aldrich, senior senator from Rhode Island, says a Washington special. In his thirty-two years ot public service Senator Aldrich had never Identified himself with Club" or ballrooms, taken active part In the mfllw+nter ball, the assembly on prlvatei'ainner parties. He dined at the White House, of course,v and occasionally graced the •board of,T,he vice-prealden^of some 'cabinet-, officer .‘‘to, rtfbet S cf^c pres'd idSnt,” .Quite regardless of . who the* (president might lie, * for the; Provl-, V _ _A..___^ %_A n •.*, A H •. Ml . A 1 ,1 a ■ ft t □ ' Slut lit fix* ‘ Aft • t * deaiee statesman has sf-en presidents; cptne and .go. . lie has always’been,* person- whittle presence Was hientriur be discriminating hostesses, but was sel dom secured unless for officio' reasons. For years he made hi« Washington home at a hotel more famous in political than social his tory, where he would be Joined for a part of the. winter by Mrs. Aldrich and occasionally by their elder daugh ters, one of whom Is Mrs. John D. Rockefeller. Jr. In the present season Senator and Mrs. Aldrich have a home of thelc own in the Dupont t'ircle district, where Mrs. Aldrich welcomes a long line of distinguished visitors everv Thursday afternoon and no fashion able company is considered complete without at least one member of the Aldrich family. At an embassy din ner party, a White House reception— hnd undeR'tHe;present regime-a White .House reception is in*ifactj*a well*,a* 'in name a real social' function—at a debutante Dan or me uacneiori cottmojr, i thc senate r leader U n<m merely i“gmong those .present." bjjt* comlngfto be named.-In the’first line sfollowibg-1 “the distinguished com gmny inoludedT"/'.,*’ As a dinner partner he is becoming a leading favorite with the titled ladies of- the. diplomatic circles, whose familiar acquaintances With niemben* of the. sedate has heretofore been largely confined ’to Mr. Aldrich's, cni leagues. Mr. Watmore, Senator I> pejsSSenator Hale. Senator Newland* anit. Senator duiPont, all recognised as 'leading,■ Ughts\ injdhe dinner.' part v contingent of theiupper house'of con-, groa(j. ’ * To Miss Klsie Aldrich, the younr est of his three daughters, and the only one of them to care for socletv their Intimate, friends attribute , the, great change in the head of the family. With much the same quallt' of intelligence as her distinguished father, and a very charming person ality of her own. Miss Aldrich firs* pressed him into service for escort duty and finally convinced him th»* nails and 'dances, dinner naxtfes and raoeptfims arethebes* fonnhf re faDMI Kll Mlfttoriil 'IftbOIV' WHEN FATE RELENTED By ELLEN HENEY. (Copyright, 1910, by Associated Liberty Press.) "Oh, it’s a sweet little room," Bald Mias Stiles ironically. Her gaze roamed pensively o*'*r the little hall room she dwelt i \ from the plump divan cushions to the book shelf above her cretonne concealed washstand. A trunk bump ed on the landing outside her door and then proceeded with a series of smaller bumps up the stairs and land ed with a Anal crash overhead. "Some one new/’ Faint hope flick ered up, to die Instantly. "But of course no one worth while would come here to live," she mumbled scornfully. Bitter distaste of her sur roundings, of her daily grind, of her colorless days arose within her and Jogged her momentarily out of the rut of dogged cheerfulness and ac ceptance of environment that she had forced herself into. "I hate ’em,” thumping her head . into the pillows viciously. "I hate j everybody.” Rising, she faced her- j self accusingly in the wavy-surfaced mirror. "I hate myself, too. I’m ; even beginning to crook my little j fingers like them—they’ll be calling! me genteel next. Ugh, I’d rather be bad—downright horrid—than gen teel. with a. cotton wool brain and a sawdust heart.” A soft wind stirred the ruffled cur tain and whisked her hair, and, turn ing, she thrust her head out into the sunshine. “Beoh, Sally girl, but you’ve got the blues.” she Informed herself, sniffing the crisp air eagerly. With the stirring of spring sap comes an eagerness in the blood may hap, but It’s the fall for the reckless ness and zest of adventure, with Its insistent warning whisper of depart ing days, its urge to make haste, that opens one’s eyes’ to fleeting youth. Us fanning breath charged with tho last taint scents of summer sweet nett. And It moved unwontedly in Sarah Stiles’s heart as she sniffed the keen air and softened the re pression of her lips. "Gird up your loins and put on your forth,” she murmured, ’‘and pernapn; adventure will hit you on the ghoul---; ders. you poor, lonesome thing ami Introduce you to an affinity. Any - way, the fall air Is glorious.” From the woods came the tingling scent of autumn leaves and sun warmed mosses and cool-shaded 1 depths. A woodpecker accentuated the silence In sharply tapped meas ures and a squirrel darted across , the sun-flecked rood. Miss Stiles kicked her heels against the fence she was perched on and *u uncontrollable abandon threw back ht-r head, pursed her Ups and poun u forth a lilting, w htstling refrain ot her long ago school days. FaintSv floating from the distance another ‘whistle chimed In. and she paused. the edges <>f her. soul sih< drawing together Instinctively, but a, smile lingered on her lips. W**Titlsc- i ly rising and falling, the notes < ame nearer. * Softly the girl crept to the : fringe or bushes overhanging the road , .mil watched the whistler swinging . ^4gT hll“ htad tilled back, hts hands •buried lit his pockets. •<I wonder,” she whispered ner vously, ”lf I dare—urn. er—intelligent—and nice. 1 be lave i " ‘ijor sweet, shrill whistle joined his; I breathlessly she peered ou'. ''-hen suddenly the earth crumbled beneath her feat and . laughing, hair-blowu, clutching the willowy saplings in he. iiath, she descended into the very arms of the approaching wh.stl ;r. While she put straight her hat and tucked In stray hairpins he picked up. the n attered crimson leaf dusters, and presented them to her. “Did you learn 'The Farmers Boy ! In a little red school house, too'. he wondered, and at the honest wtst fillness In his voice the. last remnant of Sally's caution melted. "Foolish, reckless, horrid. The world’s thousand voices crooned It warning!}- in her ear. but Bhe smiled back into the Ivoy^ah eyes. "It was a gray stone echool house with a boys' yard, and a girls' yard, and a pump In front where we all waited our turn for the tin dipper.” j "But there was a boy who cleaned your slate and left pink, stick hearts | or. your desk.” "Engraved *1 love you,'" she as sented. "And was there a girl you made cart wheels In front of all the way home—all whirling hands and legs?" "Qee, I wished you’d gone to my school!” His eyes were shining de Ughtedly, and Miss Stiles sobered sud denly. “But we’re grown-ups now.” she sighed. "Only sometimes we forget.” "Wouldn’t It be great to slide back to those kPd days, vfhen everything was what It ‘seemed, when we cried when we were hurt and laughed when we were glad, and believed in every ibody we knew and everything we were told?", he asked. Good-Night Stories For Tired little Folks. The Snow Men. "Edmund and Philip were two lit tle boys who lived next door to each other,” began Ethel's father one night. "Every night when they went to bed they would ask their fathers when it was going to snow. . "One night Philip's father said: 'X think it is going to snow day after to-morrow, for it is the full moon, and it always snows in the winter time when the moon is full.’ “Sure enough, the next night it be gan to snow, and Philip and Edmund were delighted. .“Early the next morning they were up' and dressed and outside, yeady to make snow men. It was Saturday, and they knew they would have plenty of time. “ ‘My snow man will be much larger than yours,’ said Philip. ‘I don’t know about that,’ * said Ed mund, BhovelUng and roiling as hard as he could. By nightfall they had >two*snow- men looking at each other over the fdnce which ran between. “You should have seen those snow men. Phil’s had an old.high hat on tWevtop of 4tis head, a broom In his Jlpnd. and ‘potatoes for eyea There was a pip«i in his mouth. Edmund wss so anxious to outdo Phil that he got two x eats of corn from the barn to make ears for his snow man; but he could not get potatoes for eyes, because that would be Just like Phil’s. j.Th*‘ lu«C mottling very darly ! Phil’s snow man yelled across the | fence: ’Hello, there!’ “Then Edmund’s snow man called back: ’How are you? Cam you tee me with the eyes in those potatoes?’ ” ‘Certainly,’ replied Phil’s man. ^Ogh you hear me with those ears of corn?* ; MMICh, X , MBt* “Wasn't It cold last night? I wonder what those boys aro going to do to ui to day ?• "Then the big sun began to get to work, and Phil's man began to melt* •Hey, there!’ shouted Edmund’s man. •What’s the matter—are you crying?* Rut It was not long before Phil's man was gone, and Edmund's man was left alone. “ ‘I am very glad I was made la the shade,’ he said." , STAMPS WORTH «llMMaOOR Two Baalish Finns Hare Tnllsntlsas Valued at That Anteaat. Philately is growing in popularity In England. It .Is estimated by F. J. Mel ville, the president of a Philatelic So ciety, that there are now at least 500,000 stamp collectors in the coun try. More than 70 per cent, of school* boys are collectors, too, says the Lon don cable. Every year the hobby seems to grow in popularity. Every year, too, the value of fare stamps Increases. Not many years ago a postoffice Mau ritius stamp, either of the Id. or id. value, lealised (10. Today oner un stamped specimen of the Id. value Is worth £(,000. A little while ago the' Wales, who Is an enthuslee or, paid £1,450 for one of tha which aro the Id. ones, onary stamp lng from\lS51, Is now £1,000. \ f the growth be gained from the nun* s relating to It. Mr. Mel library, an Incomplete one, Ue. 2.400 books, each • one phase of the hobby. — run have between Prince tie col -M. stam rare tha cent mis own An Idea lectlng m ber of boi vine's contains about som Important ___ over £250,00a invested In stamps. t Of the billion doll half billions third blUtoim. s Stock of money sevb. is gold, three and one Ivor and four and Mn n covered £1^ "Now I smile when I'm hurt and cry when I'm clad." she said. "Well?" he challenced, his hands still thrust deep In his pocket and his eyes dancing eagerly. "Ton don't look like a girl who would take a dare.” "I’m no ’f raid-cat,'" she boasted. “I know where there's a birch.** The laugh in his eyes flickered anx iously. "Oh-o!" Her little squeal of delight was general. “And we might And some wintergreena Tough, ones, you know with red berries. Oh, it’s fine to be a kid.” "Yuh betchyu. 'Tain't no fair to talk like grown-ups, though," he pro tested. To think there was a man like this in that grubbing city beyond! Her eyes were as childish and blue as the autumn sky as she protested. '"I’ll beat you to that sumac, there, little boy,” pointing with outstretched nnger. "One, two, three, ready—go.’* With that mad scamper, Sarah Stiles began an afternoon of unalloy ed, foolish fun that neve& flagged until she was homeward bound, load ed with the gorgeous foliage of_ the autumn woods. They paused at a bend in the road, where cottageg below were glimpsed through the leaves and a sky of molten gold poured itself Into a glittering river. The laughter curves fell away from Miss Stiles’s lips in a tired, satis tied sigh. "But it must be good-by,” she wss Insisting. "Miracles cannot bear repe tition. it's a rainbow afternoon for memory—let's not touch it with, the stupid Anger of reality and shatter it. boy. Besides, if Fate is eager and willing. » “You’re a silly, little girl," satd the man softly. “You’re cruel, too. Haven’t we grown up together?" *'V«rv 1 m n rn norl -I nno oft •(*> noon," she pointed out. "But, don’t you understand? I can’t be the little girl any more. Any way, I'm afraid. 1 know—it wouldn't last.’’ "I can't lure you any more," ha said ruefully. "But I am sorry. Here,” he drew out a card and rapidly wrote a line upon it. "At least, you'll take this. And if you relent—I’ll ba waiting." Running lightly, she started down the road. Then she looked hack and while he watched, with a wistfully re gretful smile, "he tossed the card into the wayside bushes. She had paused a scant moment in the boarding house hall to survey her tumbled hair when through the cur tained door she saw him coming, fumbling a bunch of keys in his hand. With a smothered cry, she tied up to her own room and waited, peering breathlessly through a tiny crack. It was the same gray figure, with hands deep In his pockets—the very whistling man into whoso arms sho had almost fallen two hours before. His heavy tread mounted slowly and sounded in the room overhead, where the crash of a trunk had driven her to despair that same day. She buried her head in the cushions, laughing hysterically. Then arising, she sur veyed her radiant face In the tin* mirror. "What a dear, sweet, lovely old thing Fate Is." she murmured. JOKF, CLAIMED TO HR OLDEST IA THE WORLD, It will be difficult to discover Wt alder practical Joke than that of the ;oppersmHh and the maker of brasen Images for the temple of Osirla, which Is embodied in Egyptian Inscription* fating from the reign of Menes, found er of Memphis, who ruled over 7.00 years ago. According to ancient ftp* erds. there dwelt between these twi craftsmen a quiet man whose desire was for peace and who was sadly dis turbed by the noisy occupations carried on by his busy neighbors. He there fore asked each or them to say for; what sum they would change their dwellings. This they did. Each cal snlated the amount required, and on,' being satisfied, paid It over to them. ; -Now," he asked the coppersmith, •where ts your new dwelling?" ”11 have taken that of the maker of l»- J was the reply. "Aik! yott* J queried the quiet man of the latter# j "whither goest thou?" "To the house' of the coppersmith!" This Is one of many tales told in *11 ages which. are woven into myth ana t legend and differ only in local color— Rochester Democrat and Chronicle. Asking Too Mock. The mother of little six-year-old Mary had told her a number or limes not to hitch her sled to passing sleighs, j feeling that it was a dangerous prao- , tlce. It was such a fascinating sport, however, that Mary could not resist it, and one day her mother saw he*I go skimming past the house behind m> farmer's "bobs.” When she came in from play sho was taken to task, her mother saying se verely. ."Mary, haven’t I told you that you must not hitch onto bobs? Be sides. you know It is against the law.** Mary tossed her head. "Oh,” she said, “don’t talk to me about the law. It’a all l can do to keep up Ten Command ments!"—Woman’s Home Companion.