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Lights on Life... ■ very easy to imagine that primitive man i\as better, morally and physically, than ins modern brother. A week spent on Bf. Simon will g; a longways toward restoring some oftbe primitive ideas of our forbtars, and enable us to get back closely to old mother nature, as 1 lirrnly believe it was intended we should be. No envy, ha- all unchatitableness can enter oU^^Hn position, with the ever changing, panorama of the ocean in tore us constantly. And surely no atheist could cling longer to his lack of belief in the One whose mightv hand stays the pow er of that which goes so far and, no further. *** An attempt was made recently to pass what was called an “anti-cartoon” bill. There was a great howl from the newspa pers who make cartooning a principal feature, and much indignation was ex pressed by them at what they called an attempt to “muzzle the press.” If you look at the bill in the light intended by the au thor of it, you cannot help but feel as lie does regarding it. There is nothing so cer tain to kill as ridicule. It was said years ago, that a cartoon in “Puck” representing the late Pen Putler running off wiih a coffin full of spo ms, was responsible for Butler's failure to secure a coveted polit ical position. The cartoon called forth a storm of questions, and though it was proven that he had no't done anything of the sort, the cartoon did its work tier oughly. All’s fair, in love, war and poli tics, but it seems hardly fair for a paper or a mim her of papers, to pick out the physic al or social peculiarities of a man and harp constantly on them, enlarge and add to them until he has become the butt of ridicule for every little penny a liner in tne country. .** Of course humorous cartoons do a great deal towards simplifying mooted questions for the ignorant, but to keep it up indefi nitely, utterly regardless of a man’s feel ings or welfare, has made it necessary for just such a bill to be brought before the notice of those interested, and there are many who would like to see it successful. When a man has bsen elected to any office, high or low, there is a certain amount of dignity and respect due him in his official capacity, and the newspapers should be the first to show it. * * * The woman who “nags” has had much attention bestowed upon her, to the neg lect of tne woman who ‘whines." Have you ever seen her.’ By som*'strange streak of good luck, she usually has a big, good natured man for a husband, and he always reminds me of a walking edition of Fox’s Book of Martyrs. The ‘ whiney” woman is essentially selfish, and no troubles or trials are ever so great as hers, she thinks. She generally has a thin squeaky voice w ich is quite in keeping with her face. She has tired out her friends by her imag inary woes, and is dreaded by them ail as much as the plague. And to the sensible woman it lnvUc°^^ J j-g^^s= a SE”ilio'TTgTrTbe ““whiney” woman got more comfort and kindness out of life than she deserves. A recent fashion item said among other things— “To secure the desirable shape, you must lace at the waist title.” And the girl of the period says, “No, thanks—after having had the X rays turned through a woman who faced tightly, and having seen a photograph of the result, I prefer leav ing my waist free too." Which is just what we expected from the girl who bikes, plays ball, tennis, rows a boat and shoots a gun with as much precision and enjoy ment as her grandaddy ever did. All the twaddle you may have heard of women meekly following where someone else leads in fashion, is out of date. Women have found their independence in more ways than one, and they intend to keep it. And that reminds me, were you aware that every folly or monstrosity in the way of fashion, was born in the brain of a man? From the hideous old scoop bonnets and hoop skirts, of forty years ago, down to the “dress improvers’ , and tight corsets of to day, a man has been responsible for their origin and manufacture. * * * We think the hats of today are mon strous, but look at the pictures of the beauties of the time when— •‘Men wore buckles and garments brighter. And dames wore head dresses nearly as tall as their colored coachmen, But powdered whiter.” Atop of this tremendous building of hair (real and otherwise, mostly other wise) the beauties would wind yards and yards of stuff, like chiffon; atop of the chiffon they would stick whole tails of birds of I’arad ise, and you can guess the result. *** The higher education of woman has ac complished a great deal, regardless of all the fun poked at it by the funny papers In the very long ago days, women Fke Madame He Staet, were famous, simply because of their vanity. There are doubt less dozens of women today who would totally eclinse that famous woman, and yet as they are only a few of the many, they can never hope to go down to pos terity as she has. Woman can never be made to commit such follies as she has committed In the past, for the simple rea son, she has been educated beyond that standard. An educated, independent wo man is not necessarily an aggressive one, but she appreciates to the fullest extent, the ability God has given her, and means 4,0 avail herself of all its benefits. * * * something I saw in the paper the other ay referred to the ‘ Summer young man." BY LAL. and it was such a relief to know that his existence was as thoroughly recognized as the summer girl, 1 had to read to a fin ish what was written of him. Of course it refer. ed to his love making and general foolishness, but it wound up by blaming the summer girl for his extravagance, whereat my anger rose, and l ask these lew pointed questions. If a young man begins bis acquaintanceship with a girl, by wearing his very best clothes all the time; by seeming to have unlimited time and money to spend: by bringing her “Nunnally’s” best every time he calls to s' e her, and never confessing in any way to being necessitated to practice economy, is it the girl’s fault? * * Our American mothers are not quite so keen about inquiring into a man’s stand ing before they have known him twenty four hours, as our English relatives do. The summer girl does not imagine every new male acquaintance in the ligat of a possible husband. whe accepts all courtesies extended by her men friends as her rightful dues, and if the summer young man starts out at a pace he cannot maintain, surely it is his own fault, not the girl’s. 1 really think fathers of sons are to blame in many ways for the follies of their sons A hoy is given money and his choice of spending it. The results are often disastrous lor more than one boy but he alone should stand the responsibil ity, as lie usually proclaims from the start his ability to take care of himself. . ** >S me one asks me what i most enjoy reading in a newspaper. As it was stip ulated 1 should be truthful, 1 am afraid my answer vvi*l be disappointing, but there are hundreds of other women like me The advertisements of the dry goods stores always receive my first and undivided at tention. Next best to being able to buy a new dimity or lawu dress, or some of the bargains dear to a woman’s heart, is to read of them. And then i feel as another w iman whom l shall quote, “When I read an advertisement, I always feel as though the sf>rekeepe was especially inviting me to call, so as to secure my trade. As for the stores that do not advertise, their stock cannot be of sufficient interest to attract any one. THE NOSE PARTY. Something About One Of The Latest Social Fads For Young People. The latest fads for young people’s enter tainments are called nose-fad sociables, They afford an opportunity for mild dis sipation, dusted with exciting uncertainty. Here is the scheme: Hang a sheet of canvas from the ceiling to the Moor, and cut small holes in the sheet. Then collect as many pretty girls as you can on one side of the canvas and as many good-looking young men on the other. Then let the girls place their noses in the hnlaa in . j iTiiiif; min must choose a nose that appeals to his sense of beauty, and the young woman attached to that nose becomes his partner for the evening. Now every one is aware that a young man uses extravagant language. He tells a pretty girl that her features are graven on his heart; that he instinctively feels her presence; that he would recognize her in the dark, and all that sort of thing. The nose-fad sociable is a tine test of such a young man’s sincerity. Of course-there is always one particular girl at the sociable whom this young man ardently desires for a partner. He walks along the stretch of canvas, and, with palpitating heart, he surveys the noses that are presented to lus anxious gaze. Say his particular girl has a tip-tilted nose. He lias often told her that, blindfolded, he would know her. If there was but one retrousse nose pro jeeting through the canvas, how easy it would be to convince his sweetheart that he has spoken true But there are half a dozen such noses. Each turns up in the same gentle curve; each has the same delicate nostril; behind each, he thinks, stands his sweetheart vexed and pouting because he does not instantly recognize her nose. It’s a fine test of a young man’s sinceiity. GAP CREEK LODGE. The Order of Odd Fellows That Meets In An Underground Cavern. One of the most fanciful lodges of the Independent Order of Odd Fellows in the state of Tennessee outside of the cities, is Gap Greek Lodge No. 72, which'has for its lodge ro?m a large cave in Garter county, eight miles east of Johnson City. So fas cinating is the home of this lodge that some of the order in near-by towns have transferred their membership to it. Gap Greek lodge has a membership of 75 and has been holding its meetings in this cave now for over a year. The subterra nean chamber is rented from the owner, Hr. Nathaniel Ryder. This strange lodge nom is located in an elevated strip of woodland. The entrance to it faces the east, and on approaching it presents a sombre >appearance, which might be’ considered typical of mysteries that are known only in the hearts of the faithful membership of agreat secret or der. From the outer doors one passes down a stairway to the first chamber or ante-room. This apartment i3 14 by 18 feet and is provided with all the necessary equipment to make it a desirable place in which to prepare candidates for initiation into the order. To the rear of this cham ber is a hallway, and 12 feet lower down, with the lioor slanting at an angle of 45 degrees, is the lodge room proper. This THE TIMES: BRUNSWICK. GA., SUNDAY MORNING, JUNE 6, 1807. chamber is 18 by 00 feet, and the celling is some feet in height. Viewed through tne entrance from without the rooms present a dark and mysterious apuearar l ; suffi cient light is, nevertheless, reflected from the outside to penetrate both chambers. Taken altogether, these underground apartments are quaint and striking quar ters for a body of men whose deliberations are secret. PECULIAR POISONS. GENERATED IN THE HUMAN BODY- The Result of Imper'ect Digestion of Food- Every living thing, plant or animal, contains within itself the germs of certain decay and death. In the human body these germs of disease and death (called by scientists Ftomaines) are usually the results of imperfect digestion of food; tile result of indigestion or dyspepsia. The stomach, from abuse, weakness, does not promptly and thoroughly di gest the food. The result is a heavy, sodden mass which ferments(the lirsl process of decay) poisoning Hie blood, making it thin, weak, and lacking in red corpuscles; poisoning the brain causing headaches and pain in the eyes. Bad digestion irritates the heart, causing palpitation and finally bring ing on disease of this very important organ. Poor digestion poisons the kidneys, causing Bright’s disease and diabetes. And this is so because every organ, every nerve depends upon the stomach alone for - nourishment and renewal, and weak digestion shows itseif not only in loss of appetite and llesh, but in w T eak nerves and muddy complexion. The great English scientist, Huxley, said the best start in life is a sound stomach. AVeak stomachs fail to di gest foods properly, because they lack the proper quantity of digestive acids (lactic and hydrochloric) and pepto genic products; the most sensible remedy in all oases of indigestion, is to take after each meal, one or two oi Stuart’s Dyspepsia Tablets, because they supply in a pleasant, harmless form all the elements that weak stom achs lack. The regular use of Stuart’s Dyspep sia Tablets will cure every form of stomach trouble except cancer of the stomach. They increase llesh, insure pure blood, strong nerves, a bright eye and Blear complexion, because all these result only from wholesome food well digested. Neariy all druggists sell Stuart’s Dyspepsia Tablets at 50 cents full sized package or by mail by enclosing price to Stuart Cos., Marshall, Mich., but ask your druggist lirst. We show more styles in strap slip pers for ladies than anybody. Palmer’s. When a person begins to grow thin th "r~ f 1 L-.nm tiling wiling. ’lTie waste is greater limn the supply arid it is only a question of time when the end must come. In nine cases out of ten the trouble is with the digestive organs. If yon can restore them to a healthy condi tion you wiil stop tliti waste, put on new flesh and cause them to feel bet ter in every way. The food they eat will be digested and appropriated to the needs of the system, and a normal appetite will appear. Consumption frequently follows a wasting of bodily tissue because near ly all consumptives have indigestion. The Shaker Digestive Cordial will re store the stomach to a healthy condi tion in a vast majority of cases. Get one of their books from your druggist and learn about this new and valuable remedy. When the children need Castor Oil, give I hem I.axol; it is palatable. To My Patrons. I beg to give notice that business requires my presence in Germany for about two months. Leaving tomorrow, b id you farewell and request you to preserve your kind patronage for my return. Respectfully, Philii’p Gokttk. Our show windows will entertain you. Look at the new styles in shirts. Palmer’s. PAINE, MURPHY T CO., BROKERS — Orders Executed O’er Our Private Wires —/or C< >TTON, ST< ><: KS, Glt AIXAND PIN >VI si ON S For Cash or on Margins. Local Securities Bought and hold. Telephone, oUO. Board of Trade Building, Jackson Huilding, Savannah, Ga. Atlanta, Ga. J. B. ABRAMS, Brunswick Representative. J. M. Bloodworlh, Ocean Pier Store. Full line of Groceries, Cold Drinks. Cigars, Etc. All Islanders should call. C. A. SHAW, Artesian Barber Shop, Shaving and Haircutting. Strictly First-Class—Neat and Polite Barbers. MARINE BAND'S HISTORY. From Its Organization To Its Present Stage Of Success. On May 16, 1895, a little more than two years ago, a few of the enthusi astic musicians of Brunswick met and organized a band, from which nucleus has grown the Marine band, which is now excelled by few in the south. The original members and officers were John Baumgartner, leader; H. C. Morey, president; Oscar Von Beg ierbeg, secretary; Romaine McCul lough, treasurer; George McCullough, George Cook, Lee Leiohleitner, John McCullough, C. T. McCullough, Burr Winton. The old instruments of their famous predecessors, the Atlantic band, were all that they then had but they went bravely to work and with continual practice greatly improved in their playing. They furnished the music for the Naval Reserves fair in 1896 and word paid $356. From moonlight excursions, etc., SBO was cleared, and from the concert in January last and the recent one $l7O was made. For music for the Knights of Pythias they received S6O and $22 from a democratic rally. The organization is entirely a volunteer body with dues of 50 cents per month. The Marine band now has a splen did set of instruments that cost S6OO and are paid for in full. These were obtained on the instalment plan through the courtesy and help of Lieu tenants F. D. Aiken, and J. S. Wright, and Senator 11. F. Dunwody, who stood the band’s bond uutil the instru ments were paid for. They have SIOO worth of new music. The new uni forms of the striking Aunapolis cadet type were recently purchased on the same plan, Lieutenant Frank D. Aiken makinghimself personally responsible for the payments. The cost was S2OO. The excursion tobe given Friday night June 11, will be for the purpose of raising money to meet payments on these last equipments. The members and officers now are: John Baumgartner, leader; I. 11. Ai ken, president; W. H. Way, secretary; Lee Lechleitner, treasurer; George McCullough, George Cook, Will Aiken, Matt Aiken, Burr Winton, Thos. Hard castle, Chas. Baumgartner, Br., Will Mitchell, Chas. Baumgartner,Jr., W. D Miller, Herbert Miller, John McCul lough, C. T. McCullough, Arthur Wood. Capt. Tobias Newman is drum '■major,-ami Lab been tn many ways a great aid to the band in their work. Much credit is due Leader John Baumgartner for his indefatigable ef forts in building the Band up to its present state of excellence. He is one of the best musicians to be found any where. The ladies of the city, and es pecially Mrs. Frank D. Aiken, have done a great deal in making the con certs and excursions successful, and Mr. F. A. Dunn has been a ceaseless worker for the band. The Marine band now has the en gagement for the Fourth regiment encampment of the Uniform Rank, Knights of Pythias, and will probably be engaged for the grand encampment of Odd Fellows in Savannah in ’9B, judging by the praise given it by the several delegates to the Atheus con vention which has just closed. Brunswick may well be proud of such an organization, and if support ed at ail times as it should be, we will have the finest band in the south. Absolutely the latest styles in fine shirts can be found at Palmer’s. To the Centennial. The Southern railway will sell ex cursion tickets at $12.60 Brunswick to Nashville, Tenn., and return for the Tennessee Centennial, May-November. Rate of $12.60 limited to ten days from date of sale, and other tickets on sale with any limitation desired. Elegant Southern railway trains will be oper ated in special service between Bruns wick and Nashville. Travel via South ern railway. Mr. Edward S. Fagg, the competent steward of the Oglethorpe, is the right man in the right place. Mr. Fagg was formerly steward at the Ponce de Leon Hotel at St. Augustine, Kenil worth Inn, Ashevjlle, N. C.; Galt house, Ky., and late of the Tremont and Beach hotel, Gal veston, Tex. A Summer Cruise. The American steamship Ohio will sail from New York June 26, 1897, for a summer cruise, touching at Iceland, North Cape, Norway, Sweden and Russia. Opportunity will be allowed for extensive side-trips, including a visit to the great exposition at Stock holm. Capt. O. Jatianneson is local agent for the line, and will he pleased to furnish rates and other information to applicants. Official Inspect or of Watches for the B. and \V. and So. Ky. Is all important, and therefore you ought to be careful how your eyes are fitted to glasses, We have had the experience, and can fit them scientifically and cor rectly. We guarantee both frames and lenses. Repairing of all kinds and mak ing of medals, etc., a specialty. o-^-o CALL AND SEE US, KENNON MOTT. The . . . JEWELER. Seasonable Advice. And now a word about REFRIGERATORS Ours are of a high standard of merit. There are several different styles, in all sizes, finished in hard wood, char coal lined and so constructed that there is a constant circu lation of cold, dry air. Prices ranging from $lO. 00 Upward. They are economical in the use of ice. They preserve food perfectly. —They arc odorless and free from impure and musty air. Wood not exposed in the interior. Zinc lined throughout. All of our refrigerators are made of hard, seasoned oak, dry kilned and perfectly matured. No softwood, pine or poplar, substitutes. C. flcGarvey. INTERESTING, VERY! We have made it famous, economical and best for you to supply your needs here, and This ever-growing store is the mark of your appreciation. Thank you, not for buying the goods, for you don’t do that unless it’s the best policy to do so, but thank you for ilnding us out and enjoying the money-saving oppor tunities we ofl'er. You are making better and better things pos sible by giving us your confidence and your trade. Inviting and giving full confidence, we ask for an examination of this week’s offerings. See Our Windows. They Exhibit SURPRISING A Fine Tan Shoe for Men, Coin Toe, at $3.00 SALE OF A Fine Chocolate Colored Shoe for Men, at 3.00 MEN’S TAN A Fine Ox blood Colored Shoe for Men, at 3.00 SHOES. A Kmc Chocolate Colored Vici Kid Hal Plain Too 4.00 We Imve these four shoes in all styles and toes and will make a run on them this week. Our new designs in gents’ finej shirts oan’t be seen in any other store. The prices are $3.00 a dozen lower than anybody. See Us for Gents 1 Furnishing Goods. PALMER’S POPULAR SHOE STORE. THE SIGHT 5 Time by Wire from Washing ton Received Dally. 2 1 S NEWCASTLE ST.