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OLYNN COUNTY.
POLICY
wie course which the administration
pursuing toward Spain is replete
I’ll wisdom and should receive the
* pport of every loyal AmericariWThe
gravity of war is fully appreclim-d
only by one A merioan in a thousand .
However, the officials in charge of the
conduct of our government are _ per
fectly appreciative of the rtsponsi
liillty which is laid upon them. '
President. McK,niey is moving very
cautiously u lB matter of the de
struction 0 f the Maine, but at the
JMnie time is taking every precaution
to put our sea coast in as defensible a
condition as possible. Had the ad
ministration, following (be popular
clamor, spoken or acted unwisely im
mediately after the destruction of the
Maine, war would likely have been
precipitated. Tbe American people
would undoubtedly have supported
such action, but if tbe l nited States
bad met with temporary defeat, due to
tbe indefensible condition of our sea
coast, the people would have turned
and laid the blame fur the destruction
of our seaports upon the administra
tion for acting precipitately.
The administration is following the
sensible policy of fully iiivestlgiWiig
the cause of the disaster and, at the
• iuie time lushing all possible work to
put the country in lighting trim.
There is every reason for the belief
that llie report, from the investigating
committee at Havana, which will
probably be mule to the government
by the middle of this week, will show
that the destruction ol the Maine was
due to the explosion of a submarine
mine, the tl.iog of whioli was done
either by a .Spanish fanatic or as the
result of a deep laid ptot of Spanish
officials in Havana. In either rase the
Spauish government would be respon
sible. Ojr g ivernuient. would imme
diately call upou Spain for the instant
payment of an immense money indem
nity. While the Spanish cabinet might
be in favor of paying tbe claim, the
people of Spain would never allow it,
and war would be lb? result. If we
bave war the American people will lie
in a position to feet the wisdom of the
present policy of our government.
This New York Times says: Keloie
a tribunal of law Spain would d> übt
less be held legally and morally re
sponsible if it should be proved that
the Maine was destroyed by any gov
ernment appliance in the hands of a
Spanish officer, even though he were
acting without authorization; ahe
would be held to the payment of an
indemnity if the act were perpetrated
by a private miscreant, were he loyal
Spaniard or Cuban rebel; and she
would be held free of all blame if tbe
Maine were shown to have been de
stroyed by an accident on board.
DOUBLE FIRST COUSINS
The North Georgia Citizen saye:
“Let the public rem -mber that Judge
Spencer Atkinson is not in any way
related to Governor Atkinson.” An
other forcible tribute to the decadence
of Governor Atkinson’s influence in
Georgia polities. First, Ihe Hon. Joe
Terrells quit* the race Jiecause handi
capped, as be frankly said, by Gov
ernor Atkinson’s friendship fur him,
aud now Judge Atkinson’s forces con
sider it nteesaary to explain that he is
no kin to Bill.— Grifflu (Ga.) OalJ.
THEY CAN’T DOWN DU BIGNON
it would lie very well for Mr. Jake
Beach and his crowd to reoiember
when ihey start in to down Flem du
Bignon in suuth Georgia that he has
a car load of friends in north Georgia
who will have to be downed also.—
Rome Commercial.
Tug Argus nominates Hon. Flem
ing du liignon to suoceed Senator Clay
as democratic chairman. The demo
cratic party is under lasting obli A a
tionstoMr. du Bigtion for valuable
work in the past, and owes him all the
honor it can give him. And then, im
democrat in Georgia Is better fitted
for Ihe place : hit would make one ol
the best chairmen the party has ever
had. Let’s honor the brave democrat
of Chatham, He can carry the party
to glorious success, and we need his
able services. Let it be Chairman du
Btgnon by all mean* in 1898. He de
serves it above all others.—Dalton Ar
ff'is-
Tilk new first class battleships hear
sage and Kentucky are so near com
pletion ttiat they will probably glide
from thi ways into the watif <ia
Marcii 28. These will, whan com
peted, be the most'powerful ships in
our navy, and probably a match fur
any warship in ihs world. Tbe pc
.Mffiarßy about these sister ships i*
tlist both the forward and aft turrets
are two story and carry four lil-iocb
guns in the lower section of the tur
rets and four 8-incli guos above them
With this unique equipment tbe new
battleships can throw a wonderful
weight of metal al each broadside.
Tit it silent reception accorded Cap
tain Kulate, of the Vises)*, by Mayor
Van Wyck, of Greater New York, on
the occasion of tbe official call paid by
tbe former, wa#certainly discourteous
and undiplomatic, but showed that
Mr. Van Wyck has some of tbe same
kind of American blood in bis veins
that boiled in those of Andrew Jack
son.
Hon. F, G i>P Bio non is a democrat
He not only yields gracefully to llir
will of the majority, but his eloquent
vuioe is heard in defense of bis party’s
platform. If his services are uot do
mantled as a standard bearer, he will
still he recognized as one of the most
brilliant and helpful southern men in
the ranks. Milledgeville Recorder.
Thk reporters for Ihe Yellow Jour
nals, who have made 6u many positive
announcements as lo lhe cause of the
Maine explosion, should g* on Ihe
f _
stage as mind readers
Thk attention or the War Depart
meut should in some way be called to
Brunswick’s urgent need of harbor
defenses.
A foul breath is one of ihe greatest
afflictions I hat a man or woman cm
have. Au affliction not only to them
selves, but to those with whom they
oome in contact. A foul breath is a
great discourager of affection. It
would probably be more su if people
only realized just what bad breath
means. Bad breath Ie one of the syltop.
toms of constipation. Some of the
other symptoms are sour stomach, loss
of appetite, sick and bilious bradacbe,
dizziness and heartburn and distress
after eating These tilings mean jii
indigestion. They lead to dyspepsia
and worse things. They all start with
oonstipat on, and constipation is inex
cusable because it can be cured —cured
easily, quickly and permanently, by
tbe use of Dr. I’ierce’s pleasant pel
lets. They give to nature just the lit
tle help that site needs. There is no
case of billiiusuess, constipation, iu
digestion, “heartburn," or any of the
rest of the night unre breediug brood,
that these little "pellets’’ will not cure.
Send 41 cents in one-cent stamps to
World’s Dispensary Medical associa
tion, Buffalo, N. V., and receive l)r.
Pierce's lOCS page Common Seuse
Medical Adviser, illustrated.
fHt liMES: BKUNSWIcK, GA.. SUN-JAY MORNING, FEBRUARY 27 !Si?B
SUNDAY THOUGHTS
[Bishop Phillip* Brook*.]
Turn ye even to me, sailh the Lord,
with all your heart, and with fasting,
and with weeping, and with mourn
ing; rend your besrt and not your
garments, and turn unto the Lord
your God ; for He is gracious and mi-r
--ciful, slow to ang*-r,and of great kind
ness, snd repenteih him of ttie evil.
■Joel 2 :12.
For forty da.'B let the e otherwiae
worldUneaes which block the door of
our tiearr, stand back. Let the way
be clear that He who longs to enter in
snd be'p us may com l * aril meet no
obstse'es. Ttirs is our Lenten task
•‘lf any nun will hear My v -ice and
open unlo Me, 1 will com- in and -up
wi li him,” says .Lam. I’n fcf'll the
cutter and tumu t a little so mat. we
may luar His voice, aid to open the
dour by pasyer, that is Hie privilege
and duty of these coming weeks.
Tl true we cannot resell Ctu lev's fortieth (lay;
Ye,t lo go part of that religious way
In hotter Uian to resl:
Wc cannot reach our Saviour's purity;
Yet are we bid, "Be holy e'en as He.”
In both let’s do our best.
I Whogoeth in the way which Christ hath gone,
! Is raui li more ante to meet with Him than one
That by-ways.
ferhap-though lie la- far la-fore,
MfoollntiUt\ take me by the hsno, and more
May strengthen my decays.
Hoar laird, instruct m> to
Ily Htat ving sin, and taking such i< pa I
Aa may onr faults control.
li KOROL 11l lIBKKT.
T mb unusual silence of Benatoi Ma
son, of Illinois, during the pist few
days may be due to a r* quest from tbe
president tb "cease lbe racket” so that
the news from Um Maine 1 lives','gst
iug committee can be heard
. __ ■_
Til* O' f engineer should see that
ah' new- sidewalks •hereafter con
struct-dare on the same level. Fe
de.trians are e.bliged to climb tip and
down to get on and off many of our
present sidewalks.
'M
SHAKERS AND DOCTORS TALK
TOGETHER 1
in his able work entilled “Longevi
ty,” published a few years ago. Dr,
John Gardner, of England, predicta
that a vegetable agent will jet be
found that shall so retard thoae
changes that, brirg about old age as to
prolong human life much bejond its
present limit.
Acting, perhaps, upon tbe impulse
produced by this thought, many emi
nent physicians have called from time
L> time upon the Shaker# of lit,
Lebanon to inquire of them concern
ing the secrets of medicinal plants, in
which Ilia sincere, simple-minded and
God-fearing people are known to be
wise and skillful beyond all other
nen.
The Shakers willingly told what
they bad learned, Rod In return re
ceived their visitors much valu
able Information about disease; which
th a y at once made praceicnl use of.
Tbe most important point was that
if a genuine and certain remedy could
be found for indigestion and dyspepsia,
aud the ailments growing out of it, a
long step would h taken in thR right
direction. these physi
oians. begins iu of the di
gestion. and so do molt diseases at
any and all periods of life. The result
of these consultations was the dis
oovery bj the Shake'# of the desired
specific, made wholly from herbs, and
now known as the Shaker Digestive
Cordial. Its aotion is magical aud
worthy of it# origin.
Where there is dislrets after eating,
heartburn, sick headache, bad taste in
the mouth, b’liousness, weakness and
wearines*, cold bands and feat, aver
sion of food, nerypusness, or auy
other syuiytom of dyspspsia, the
Cordial will prove its curative virtues.
Behind itgs a reputation of * people
who htveftiever defrauded or decteved
iheir felhnv tueu. w
In order to test whether this remedy
Is adopted to your ease, at practically
uo coat, you may purchase a trial
bfftlefor ten cents of almost any
druggist.
To Cars a Cold la On* Day
Take Laxative Bromo Quinine Tablets
All druggists refund the money it it
tails to cure. 25 cents. The genuine
h !.. R, O. on eaob tablet.
Have an electria call bell put in vour
house aud you will never regret it.
Telephone 134 X.
for Mardi Oras, New Orleans, February 22
The Southern Railway offers a rate
of $19.65 for tbe round trip. Leave
Brunswick 9 :10 p. m. and arrive in
New Orleans at 8:30 p. m. uext day.
Connecting at Atlanta with solid vea
t'buled train for NewOrieans. Tickets
on sale to zlst of February. Good to
return March 15.
If you have not pa'd your taxes and
need help, I can assist you J. A,
Montgomery.
LIVING IN CITIES.
The Apartment House fl Wreaking rP
American Hemes.
I have no mind to harrow up the
minds of n;y readers with any explica
tion of tbo miseries and mysteries that
confront the average housekeeper in the
daily maintenance of a simple but com
fortable existence for her family. As for
herself, an existence at all seems a
struggle which at times she would glad
ly give over. One might define a hero
ine as the average American woman
who does her own housekeeping. Bnt
some hint of the unnatural aud unhappy
state of affairs exi-uing at present may
be deduced from the consideration of
two economic facts.
First, woman is by natnr a home
founder anti a homemaker. This is not
intended as an assertion of personal be
lief, but as a statement of scientific fact
It was woman—no t man—who opened
the industrial world. It was woman
who made the first rude dwellings and
dressed skins and. wove textiles for
clothing. It was woman and not man
who made the first fire and the first
utensils for cooking and the first rude
tools for industrial ends. All her activi
ties clustered about the hearth and min
istered to tbe home. If the woman and
the work had not reacted upon each oth
er so that today women should be by
nature homemakers and home lovers,
there are still depths for the scientists
to sound in sho working of heredity and
of natural selection.
And yet—here is my second fact—the
enormous pile* of stone and brick rapid
ly filling the choice plots of ground in
our large cities and shutting out the
light of heaven with their gabled tops
are mute if not magnificent witnesses to
tbe fact that the investment, of capital
is all against the perpeftmtion of the
separate home. The shrewd modern in
vestor is willing to pot hundred's iff
thousands against hundreds of dollars
that (for bis lifetime at bust) women
•re going to prefer,‘Ae ease of the apart
ment hotel to the separate house with
Its privacy, its own table, and—alas—
Its own service. Helen Wattewon
Moody in Hc^^er’s.
THE CARE FREf^IENNESE.
They Karety Take Life Seriously mtess at
ft Faiwral.
"Tbe native Viennese is a jolly, good
natnred, shiftless creature,” writes Ed
ward A. Steiner, discussing “Austria
and Her Troubles” in Tbe Woman’s
' Home Companion.
"No people on the earth are so jolly
or ao easily and so much amused. Go to
the Prater, the largest public park in
Europe, and from 100 different beer
gardens comes the noise of tooting brass
bands and feet and beating
drums. Merry go rounds swing old and
young, and dime museums and music
halls are as full of people as they are
empty of decency. Go to the theaters on
•ny night atid yon will find them
crowded by an enthusiastic audience,
the galleries filled by noisy students and
working girl*. Tbe court theaters,
which present only legitimate dramas
and operas, have also their numerous
devotees. Go to the ooffue houses, of
which there is one on every corner, and
you will find them full, especially in
the afternoon, with merchants with
their noses in the newspapers aud clerks
tipping their Mocha and officers smok
ing their cigars ami f.pe pushing aud
card shuffling youths. At night these
ooffec houses become the rendezvous of
jbe lower clement. I have never seen
the Viennese serious, unless it be at a
funeral, and I suppose that even out of
that ho manages to get some fun. Vet
be is easily excited, aud altbnngh loyal
aud law abiding iijs good nature may
quickly turn into a fiery passion, and a
Viennese riot is a serious matter for tbe
police. ”
Rn!lgh Finger Mftrkn.
It is now 1100 years since Sir Walter
Raleigh lived in Ireland, but, according
to Sir John Pope of Heuuessy many
traces of pis residence there can still be
seen. The richly peefcured yellow wall
flowers that ho brought to Ireland from
the Azores and the Aft'ana cherry are
still found w here bt first planted them,
by the Blackyvaley.
Some cedars he brought to Cork are
to this day growing at a place called
Tiyio. Tbe four venerable yew trees, the
branches of which have twined aud in
termingled into a sort of summer house
thatch, are pointed out as having shel
tered Raleigh when he first smoked to
bacco iu bis yougbal garden. In that
garden he also planted tobacco. A few
steps farther on, where the town wall
of the thirteenth oentury surrounds the
garden of the warden's house, is tbe fa
mous spot where the first Irish potato
was planted by him.—Chicago Record.
CluiKlfMi Children.
The Cingalese cbi}dreu are said to
be more beautiful than those pf any
other race on the four continents, and
some of the little girls, even of the very
lowest caste, nre irresistibly pretty os
they run before yon in the streets to
beg. They cry out in the sweetest and
most plaintive of voices, touching the
stomach to signify hunger in a way that
would be awkward and vulgar in any
other being, but iu them it is so win
some that before you know it you sacri
fice a rupee to tbe bad cause of encour
aging them in begging—knowiug quite
Well that all they want is a good oppor
tunity to pick your pocket for more.—
Outing. .
One of the BleiD£9 off Work.
"Oh, I guess it's a good thing I have
fo work so bard!” said a brooding per
son.
"Why?” said the other.
** l don’t have so much time to think, ”
said the first.—New York Sun.
The Herring.
A medical authority on tbe virtues of
various kinds of food declares that the
herring gives the muscles elasticity,
the body strength end the brain vigor
and is uot flesh forming.—Pittsburg
Bulletin.
MINGO’S GRAVE FOUND.
Workmen olff Into the Resting Place of j
the Last of the FTmkapog?*.
Men engaged in excavating for a new J
road near Robbins street, Milton, Mass., !
recently made an interesting discovery, ;
It became necessary to cut through a!
gravelly knoll wjjj'b has long beeai
known as Mil go hill. About is feet
below the surface the workmen .came
upon a row of five graves. Five dark
brown streaks in tbe yellow gravel front
five to sis feet in length, side by side in ;
parallel lints, were sufficient to estab- j
lisb the character o? the mound. Ilia- 1
tory aud tradition identify the graves
as those of Mingo, tbe last of the Pon- j
fcappgg, and his family.
The Rev. Or. A. K. Tetle, tbe his
torian and antiquarian of the town, I
finds that in 17011 there stood near this
spot a humble dwelling, where lived
Miugof then an aged man, the last of
tbe once powerful tribe of Punka pegs,
Tbe name of the tXibc is pc rp -Minted in
that of tbeimmli t at. ti e foot of the
southern slope of the hill and also in
that of the pond a few rods away. Near
the shore of the pond is tbe summer
home of Thomas Bailey Aldrich.—New
York Tribune.
GRIDIRON CLUB DINNER.
Chiuei* .Minister I'ozxled wt the Joke#
of Mut Members,
Mr. Wti was a guest at the Gridiron
club dinner in Washington a few nights
ago and was at first somewhat puzzled
regarding tbe fun that always goes with
a Gridiron dinner. When one of tb
members stopped taa diunerto complain'
of the soup aud the presides! deHMHKfi- 5
that the soup pot he in to sec
what gave the peculiar tftste’eeto plained
of, Mr. Wn .V.uied serious and inquired
of hG nvaghbor if the trouble could not
be adjusted without breaking ug, tho
dinner.
He saw the hotel proprietor brought
in and then tbe soup pot, and ho expect
ed to see trouble over the dinner before
it was served. But when the president
of the club fished out a civil set vice re
form bill front tho pot as the source of
the complaint against tbe winp tho Chi
nese minister saw the humor of the af
fair, and from that mono ut there was
no guest who caught on quicker or en
joyed more the jokes of the Gridiron
than did he.—Chicago Yuti r Ocean.
PARIS AUTODAR RACE.
tlaron !* ZuyljMt ‘M. and KnjlT In n
Clom* lifm pi kurt tiiicM.
An unusual jCpptesif was decided the
other day in'l’aric a race up
the finitsuerf ’hili, ': which corresponds
pretty closely-to the nun from Fort Leo
ferry to the linden county boulevard,
between automobiles driven by M. Rene
de Kuyff and Baron de Znylen, presi
dent of the Automobile Club de France.
Tho recent rains here played havoc
with the road, which'is coveted with
mud and deep ruts. Nothing daunted,
tho contestants, who were Juiaocom
panied, in two seated autocars went at
the long hill at full tilt at a rate of
atsJht, 21 kilometers an hour. Baron < :
Zuylen beat M. t- Kuyff by I t avoouda.
Jwgaro says the stake wns trivial.—
Special Cable to New York Herald.
A ftmn That Ha# No Tax*-*,
At t)g- recent meeting of the board of
trustees of l.agruuge, Ky., no tax levy
was mads. There appeared to bo no
good reason why any tax at all should
bo levied for the current year. There is
some money on baud, aud that, together
w ith the licenses, etc., w ill tutft t -ri
mated current expenses. Lagrange is
likely the only incorporated village with
a population of 1,100 where a tax of no
kind is collected. The stm ts are in
splendid condition. The trees set out
last epriDg lock thrifty, ami taking it
ail in all we are pretty well, we thank
you.—Lagrange iKy ) New Em.
Fervid Georgia Eloqueacf.
An amusing incident occurred in
Judge Berry's court in Atlanta the oth
er afternoon. Ani ro was on trial f<r
shootiug crape, and Mr. VV. P. Hill,
who had been appuuted by the court to
defend him. was malting Ins speech in
a pretty high key. When about to reach
the grand climax of his address, one of
the jurors said: "Please don't boiler so
loud, colonel. It injures the drums of
my ears.”
Mr. Hill paused a moment, apologis
ed and retreated to tbo farthest point
from the jury and finished his speech.
—Atlanta Journal.
llitiiiiD With the Gold Fevers
Tbo Penobscot or tßurratinc ludfctts
are feeling the Klondike gold fever, and
several of the younger men will try for
wealth in Alaska. The first of the gold
hunters to start is Joseph Nicholas. He
left recently, equipped, among other
things, with the best pair of snowsboes
ever made oif the Pi nobscot river. Ii
is about JU years old, a guide and river
driver by occupation, and as smart an
Indian as ever skinned a mo .se. Ho was
induced to try the gold business by
Lewis Anance, a former Mooscbead
guide, who has, they say, made a lot of
money in Alaska.
HcirtMet Still Wflcome.
Germany has as yet macifested no
disposition to prevent the importation
of American heiresses.—lndianapolis
News.
Hints of Springtime.
Kow purty soon the wavin trees
IVill all be necdii) trimmin.
An kites'll flutter in the breeze
An boys tin lakes fer swimtmn.
An soon the ole time boys’ll sigh
Ter leave the city ranches
An once more roll thtii pants knee high
An wade in rippljn brunches.
An soon from shiny tit Ids o' grain
You'll hear the plowboy's song, sir.
A-riugia tlirouph the April rain—
-400 “Gee—haw, tbttr! Git erlcng, sirl f * .
The color-’ll come ter ever’ clod,
A hint o’ harvest givin.
A feller'll feel like than kin God
Fer jest the joy o’ linn. i
—F, L. bun ton in Atlanta Constitution
*THE ffTSjftNGE PART.
t- hear it trUn&jg£;
On our mod&hi
Wbyu ]:•>'■ t&ltes shots} tlte dfo naISL
■ tins wrypjw**? ' jlgrr
Ami f-h* ii'iw knot iv.* i uMpswDHf®* * 'Sfllf
Bo syctfka* <yff .jSßgi^'rffwwuur^ii
in an ago_ . ** _ .
And tJUr f* ** thstu trifling,'
Anti novel • ’.hat ari* & i
puts 'em uciiiK tU* •INpfP[r
And wonder .-s Lc tv tbe. puoylt o-a%
tawdry It * Witi
Theat 1 ?: i their p.c T :
ruorne hv
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He vo'. a tiKti ih.i’j'
v Jiejpe “vs .• ...iu WMsk?j£ : .
Too n-r< h s,pb>tka?j<;<r loFtfic
1 cti^iod.
And 1- v. . h
•tt-i-nce iiVSrh.
Mot.: v WW sc*# uj* l art#
jn. ri* u' I>> fntiyfczL
i fee
; Andwhi-a : r * t! > '■ *
! Into tlTtirXr ot my dug Ini'
I He slweit a,’iti"Hiis"'if.. iU'.r ue'vac.s
i'!n Ik.^v,
■ Bin* f|tUe vdmP** u
aßd
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as I ■
wa 7
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Tbe people atotttid
tain town called him “Old Cunipuri
ou.” Oqc day I whs
and he war kitting on the <<tga of the
little v ine clad porch in front. ' *
"I- :i
lovely day.
“Finef’n silk,”- he rei-pjobded.
“How arc yon this morning,'’* ~
“Friskkr’n a coit, ”
“Huwy ux wit;
' i' it . pulli-l.'' *
| “The c catir ris very hot and <iry k-r
this s' H-oti, don’t you think?”
“Bcticr'u a rnu horse and dricr’n a
i chiii) shirt.” s
| ’’l sopjrf-.-.e you'wtit tn the " >'Wing
; last night in meetliig-Soubc* A.prct*.
j ty bride, I thought-•
I “Puttier’n a epcekhal dag.”
[ “By the way, are you willing to sell
I me tlmse saw logs Brown couldu’t take
| off your bayds?” _
"WilUncr ii girl* to gr-t splitvd. ”
“When can 1 see theiut” '
' (,'hli kcr'u JOttiuh Clin fl.alm his
f '
Ami cl man gratified lii hat antl
stick and luiftic v.-ay 10 i
j iug no rcffliftk, but auswering all iti
quiries as tisn?^,—Yakima (1^ 7 ash. ) Her, '
•Id,
t FUy trig; -
in.j*r
cd the lady of the - i ’ti oinea
wn applying fog ejuployn^ft.
"Not much, ma'am, ”
"Hi>w bigb can yon conntf”
d.-f-tn’s. ma’am. Eff it’gehil
dcm, I klti ooont ’l iven, bnt ef it’adbl
lars f ti:oi r giner’ly has ter stick figiii
down ter tvsetjbixgr'* Whl>iuglhi. atiir,
' It! the 1 *th-1 till. .1 )■*t,. 4
The jtasde of the departed cossi-baron
stepp'd ip; : - .
“yteneral -ta!” suidybe >%du ine
chanieally. “Fnurth ftcerl’
■ Fourth floor?’ , echoed the wnet-ejr.,
persouagh iiieide, elcsdiejt the txdor and
grasping the hirer. “Yciu'll g”t off at
the ftinf UgldsiiiuitU J oTniv uli vatby Is
g' ing down!”—QUirtgirTrHioue,
inn i dsi i>i ■' J "
lit* K‘rn|
‘it
Wj*
—e:s siS=SSjf>\ftte
MIT! \ W
I
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"Why dees Wag-taff tny sc mn-vh
horseradish—is lie sc futd of i,,
“A I. -i ■ • -m it
fuu t =ov the cock giatfug if.Flie
gendu Bluffer.
. •
Ttie >i!m*tl of i*fl,nc.
“Tl e ecHp>” of the sun at Imtia \v..
snccessfully cepitd by the, kihctoscope
tum.”
“Good. Jr won’t tc long now tcf..ra
wc can eiij< y earthquakes, t yeltaies,
and hnloi amts without getting our <f
an or. '', -tra chair. '—( it
Pealer.
The Uojti Were >.itt-il, and.
“Was the culprit folly ideinffi'd be
fore be v as lynr hed'r’ ’
“Waal," replied the hauler i tb ■
mob, ‘“I dunuo as the identification
would lutve got money ter bim at u
bank, but if suit and tber toys we'.;
enough. ” —New York Journal. *-
A t'uuim;
Johmiis;—l’Miia, t wliat I’ve found
—ft bicycle cap.
Papa—What arc you going to do
with it, Jftimim?
Johnnie—W’cii. ain’t yon going to.
buy me ;i bicycle !■ lit it?—New Y’oik
Sunday World.