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IrOL. 74. ( Vl'*. i.Moo) I think without exception, she was , he biggest brute I ever rode In my life. , When a man Is as poor as a rat, of . K>urse he can’t afford to be very (articular as to his cattle, and my top , (rice for a hunter never fifty fuineas. I frequented Tattersall's on rouring wet days, when no sensible person was likely to venture out of floors, or else when some big race meet ing was on, calculated to thin the at tendance. But generally the gees there, went for too much money, and in an ordinary way I picked up my Leicester shire flyers at Aldridge’s, although f sometimes patronized the London House Repository, if a country des> ,n r was sending a Job lot of animals to the hammer. Occasionally my purchases turned oul trumps, but I am bound to confess th i such luck was the exception rather than the rule. There was nearly nl ways an "if" or “but” about them, and ot unfrequently half a dozen. Roughly Speaking I may say that 1 was accust omed to brutes in every shape and form, but the mare In question certain ly bore away the prize from all those I had hitherto bestridden. When I bought her for thirty-three golden sovereigns, one snowy Decem ber day at Aldrige’s, I really thought that for once I had made an extraor dinary bargain. She was a regular beauty to look at, and as far as appear ances went, might easily have repre sented three hundred guineas. In fact I have seen many a less taking animal at the price, for well-to-do sportsmen often pay for character rather than symmetry. However, to go back to my mare. She was a bright bay In color, and even at a time of the year when most horses coats are not seen to ad vantage, her’s shone like satin. She stood close upon sixteen hands high, and had a grand shoulder, a well set on head and neck, legs as clean and cool as a two year old's, and quarters fit to carry a ton. I only ride twelve stone In full hunt ing kit, although I measure six feet without my boots, but nature has been kind enough to endow me with a spare person, which enables me to set Bant ing at defiance. Nevertheless, I hold that no man is the worse for having horses over, rather than under his weight. One can take more liberties when one has an extra stone In hand. As T took stock of the mare’s great hips, of her powerful arched neck and muscular thighs, I said to myself, "That’s the sort. She’ll do me two days a week easy, and take nothing more out of herself than she can help. I'll be bound she’s a good feeder to look at her.” The only thing that puzzled me, was why such a beautiful creature should be thrown away at so low a price. The Smallness of the sum made me smell t rat, and as soon as the hammer had fallen to my bid and the mare was led away, I went round to the stables, hoping to gain some information. But although I questioned, and eross fluestioned the groom In charge of the String up for sale, he could tell me nothing of my new purchase, beyond lhat his employer, a large job-master who hired out a number of animals Jurlng the hunting season, had allowed ns a favor to send her up for sale with his own lot. "After all, it don’t much signify,” I muttered, to myself, as I turned away. "I shall very soon find out where the tboe pinches." And I did with a vengeance. That very a.fternoon as I went up to her in her stall, she llew at me open m'tithed, and before I suspected her intuition, burled both teeth In the fleshy part of my arm. It was not a Playful hite, which frightens more than it hurts, but a real, nasty, vicious one, flnd I regularly howled with the pain. Having once got me In her grip she Showed no Inclination to let go, but proceeded to shake me as if I had been * (io S- In this awkward position I doubled up my left fist and struck her a blow, with all my might, upon the forehead, between the eyes. It made her lose her hold, and reeling •gainst the wooden side-piece of the 1 managed an escape. 'I hud, thud, went her heels against the boarding. She lashed out twice snd each time missed me by about an sight of an inch. Buy a muzzle at once,” I said, to my groom, "and never take it off ex •*Pt whilst she is feeding. She’s the most vicious beast in the stable I ever tame across. Let us hope she is bettei out of It, else In spite of her good looks, I shall repent me of my bar gain." I caught an evening train down tc i Harboro’, Intending to hum wilh Mr. Fernie’s hounds the next day But my arm swelled to so great a size that although I bathed It In hot wate( for a.n hour, and then, acting on m> groom’s advice, rubbed In a libera: •upply of Elliman’s embrocation, rid mg was out of the question. Th< sinews of my hand stiffened to suoh at J xl, ’ n t- that It took four whole days be ore 1 could close my fingers flrmlj enough to hold the reins. And all thli has' to * n^ernal mare! But sht put me on my mettle, and I vowed * would not b done. So when Thure uay morning came, I ordered her out of the stable, and got on to Virago— for by this name I had christened her —for the first time. The meet was at Stonton Wyville village, about five miles from the town. No sooner than I had seated myself In the saddle, than my lady proceeded to treat me to a series of the most ter rific kicks, diversified every now and then by a regular Australian buck jump, which would have gained her celebrity at Buffalo Bill’s show. We went up the High-street in this spirit ed, if scarcely agreeable fashion, much to the amusement of the people on foot, who appeared thoroughly to enjoy the jnusual spectacle of a red-coat In difficulties at the start. How I man aged to retain my seat was a marvel, livery moment I thought I should be thrown over the brute's head to the pavement. As it was, I lost both stirrups and narrowly escaped an Ig nominious fall, thanks to catching hold of her mane In the nick of time. I now hegan to see that patience was quite thrown away upon my charming Virago, and that if I would arrive at the meet at all, I must have recourse to more energetic measures than those hitherto employed. So when she favored me to another vicious bout of kicking, instead of patting her neck, T sought to allay her Irritability by the soothing sound of the human voice, and applied my spurs to some tune. She reared up wildly, fighting the air with her fore legs, and for a mo ment I thought she must certainly over balance herself. Then with a furious snort of pure temper, she lunged her head forward, and taking the bit be tween her teeth, tore down the road like a mad thing. I am fairly strong in the arms, but for over a mile and a half I made no more Impression on her than If I were hauling at an elephant Up hill and down she went at full speed, clatter ing over the stones and sending them flying in every direction. In an extra ordinarily short space of time we reach ed the old coaching Inn, where the high way branches off to the right for Church Dangton. By a superhuman ef fort I managed to pull her up into a canter, and set her head in the right direction. I doubt if I should have achieved the feat, had she not spied a couple of horsemen ahead, which fortunately caused her mood to agree with mine. My arms were sore, every nerve in my body quivering. J felt as if I had been sitting for hours in the hot room of a Turkish bath, and yet strange as it may appear, my estimation of Virago had gone up. For the brute could gallop. There was no mistake about that, and ,1 thought if she would only settle down, and behave like a reasonable creature, instead of an equine fiend, that she might turn out a valuable acquisition after all. But at present she showed no signs of placidity. She galloped resolutely up the stiff hill which lead" to Dangton, being upset by a railroad train just as I had coaxed her into a trot. She pulled hard right to the top of the ascent, and I found out by this time that her pipes were sound at any rate. I had made three discoveries al ready. namely, that she was fast, was a good-winded mare and knew how to kick. The last discovery was not quite as pleasant as the two former, still ope had to take the had and the good to gether. lam bound to admit there was a great deal of the bad. Every time we passed anything on the road, she commemorated tire event by a -few lively flourishes of her heels, which, as she had particularly strong hind quarters, as I have mentioned before, produced rather a disturbing effect upon her rider’s centre of gravity. Once or twice the thought flashed across my mind, that in the event of an ugly splil, she would treat one none too well. It was not exactly reassuring. , Luckily we got to the meet w**hout a catastrophe, for which stroke of good fortune I offered up an inward thanks giving. Arrived at the fixture I hoped things would Improve, but I dared not take her into the small Inclosure whcr> the pack and most of my friends wen assembled, for I quickly ascertained ths.t she kicked with amiable impart iality, not only at horses and hounds, but also at everything which came within reach of her heels. She soon cleared a circle, and the only plan was to keep her well outside the crowd, else I should have been voted a con founded nuisance. I know I felt like one, for not a syllable could I exchange with my "pals," who laughingly shout ed out. "Hu'.loa, old man. you seem to have got hold of n real brute this time. Quite after your own heart, no doubi but please be careful at the gateways.” Stonton Wyville is a favorite fixture of the Ilarhoro’ people, and there war a large field out. Including a strong contingent from Melton and Oakham The popular master, who during hi. tenure of office has gained so many j golden opinions, new gave the sign.V for a move, and the mighty cavalca.i. [ moved off at a Jog trot towards the woods, which stands on a gentle emin ence about a quarter of a mile away from th# village, wbleh It overlooks. The "varmint’' happened to be t home, and apparently there was a screaming soent, for no sooner were freiiericli litim REDERICK CITY, MD„ FRIDAY MORNING, the hounds In covert, than they were out of it again on the down-wind side, clamoring ravenously at the brush of an old dog fox, who headed straight for the far-famed and greatly dreaded Stanton brook. I say greatly dread ed designedly, for although it can al most be jumped at a stand at certain places, its banks are so steep, and so treacherously undermined that it re quires a very bold water-jumper to clear it successfully. Many a gallant rider has subsided into the muddy depths of that turbid stream and wandered vainly up and down them in pursuit of his steed. Directly the fox broke covert a tre mendous stampede took place among the field, who, placing prudence before valor, with a few exceptions, made oft in hot haste for the nearest ford, and no one could blame them either. I would have done the same if I could, not relishing a cold immersion so early in the day. But it was perfectly hope less endeavoring to follow the example of the majority. As soon as she caught sight of the hounds streaming over the green grass. Virago pricked up her ears and darted off in pursuit, without deigning to consult the will of her owner. Heavens! what a mouth the mare had. It would have required a Sampson or a Sandow to stop her. Ordinary muscles were useless, for she could ull, and no mistake. The pack were literally flying, so I let her go, in deed, I could not do otherwise; but as we raced on to the brook, although not j exactly a coward, I confess my heart leapt up into my mouth. It was scarce ly the sort of place one would have selected to ride a new and utterly un tried horse at, especially one whose per formances on the road had not been such as to inspire confidence. But fortunately, or unfortunately, according to opinion, it is indisputable fact that occasions arise out hunting when the decision is completely taken out of the biped’s hands. He is at the mercy of the beast. So it was In my case. Isaacs, the huntsman, about as bold and good a man as ever crossed a country, charged the water first. Hav ing got a better start than me, he was about twenty yards ahead, but Virago had the legs of him, and was over hauling him rapidly. He chose an apparently sound spot, close to the stump of an old willow tree, and his gallant black hunter made a fine bound, taking off in his stride without dwell ing, and landing with over a foot to spare. No horse could have jumped better or more honestly, but hard lines, the bank proved to be regularly honey combed, and giving way under his weight sent him sprawling right on to his head. For a moment it looked as if nothing could save him from falling back Into the dark stream, but by a desperate effort, and thanks to Isaacs leaving his head alone, he recovered himself and staggered to his feet. I thought I should have bowled them both over, for, my friend Virago never gave me the chance of showing the white feather. Dike an arrow shot from the bow, she raced at the brook. There was a terrible half-second’s pause, during which she changed her feet, a gleam of water, accompanied by the vision of a horrid gulf, and we landed almost on the black's quarters, sending him considerably further on his way than was the good beast’s in tention. I turned my head quickly and saw that there was no fear ol the bank falling in with Virago. She had cleared it by at least a yard. I patted her straining neck. Hurrah! she could jump as well ns gallop. I would put up with her temper, and sundry little eecentrielea of conduct, If only she went on as she had begun, for one does not come across a water jumper every day of one's life. They | are very few and far between, and no- j where more so than In High Leicester shire, a country which affords but lit tle practice. 'Pha brook safdiy left behind, we now bore away to the right, and com menced breasting a hill. Wishing to husband my animal’s resources, I tried to take a pull at her, but She resented the slightest Interference, and nearly yawed my arms out of their sockets. It was clear that she would have her own way, or none at all, for the man ner in which she laid back her ear, and shook her head when touched, led me to Imagine that on very little fur ther provocation she might stop alto gether. As it appeared a choice of going too fast, or coming to a complete standstill, I chose the former course, and gave up any attempts to ease her. My nerves, as a rule, are pretty fair, but I don't mind admitting that she tried them somewhat highly. It is by no means a pleasant sensation being run away with with hounds, and feel ing yourself practically incapable of asserting your will over of your steed. In fact, I know few things more absolutely disagreeable, not to say alarming. Certainly the danger of hunting becomes considerably magni fied. All this time the pack were racing before us at a furious pace. It was as much as ever we could do to keep them in sight, and ride as we might, we wer.- unable to diminish the distance thru lay between us and the vanishing sterns. The shires are famed for thesi tremendous bursts, which seldom last more than from twenty to five and twenty minutes, and no doubt they are very enjoyable, to men who can afford to pay three or four hundred guineas for a hunter and race-horse combined; but, for my part, I prefer a good old-fashioned hunting run, when iine Is In a position to see the hounds work and can pick and choose the easiest places in the fences. To-day, ali selection was out of the question. With a gate within twenty yards, It was necessary to jump, and not only to jump, but to jump without pausing Those who had gone round by the fora were completely out of it. We never saw them again, and although there were not more than some half a dozen of us with the hounds. In such circum stances people achelve prodlglerf of val or which, In their calmer moments, they look back upon with mingled sentiments of admiration and horror. The fields were large, and at first we galloped hard and had the good luck not to encounter any very form idable obstacles. We flew over a couple of fences of medium size, the ditch in ~aoh Instance being on the landing side. Virago got nearer to them than I liked. -She did not take off In that sure and clever way, which is a finish j ed hunter's chief accomplishment, but 1 I attributed this Us great measure to til ! pace—lt really was frantic. But. at previously stated, there was no steady ing the mare, and on# good point about her waj, the did not offer to refuse. That crowning fault was not included in the list of her shortcomings. She had enough without it, however, and had th# binder# been strong, mutt have turned over, Judging by the way „..e • brushed through the thorns with her forefeet. She cleared any amount of distance, but she did not rise sufficient ly to be a safe conveyance over a strongly-enclosed country. I soon found this out. Nevertheless, when you occupy a foremost place In a fast run, and when your blood Is up. It re quires a pretty strong warning to in duce you to abandon your proud position. As long as you get over some how you are not particular, and only remember the details afterwards. Then they crop up with ugly signifianee, and tell on your nerve another day. We might have been galloping as hard as we could lay l<gs to the ground, for something over fifteen minutes, our fox showing a beautiful line and head ing for Norton Gorse, when we came straight down upon a snorting big fence. It had a wide, newly dugout ditch, on the near side, with the earth \ heaped all along the bank. The hedge was about five feet In height, and as j solid as a wail, and was embellished on landing by a stout ox-ratl, which appeared recently set up. Virago wa9 beginning to move a trifle less gaily than heretofore, though she had not yet given up pulling, but her gallop had lost Its spring and she lurched in her gait. Most of the horses were a hit done, and almost unanimously wo slackened speed as this ugly obstacle hove In sight. A rapid glance to right and left, and we saw there was no help j for it. Isaacs and I had been cutting out the work alternately up till now, but at this Juncture, feeling that cour tesy demanded It, I gave him the pref erence. The black’s sides were sob bing, but I knew him for a good horse, and as game a one as ever looked through a bridle. As much could not be said of mine. The pull once out of her, I realized that her bolt would soon be shot. Isaacs set us all a good example. He seized the horse resolute ly by the head, gave him a touch ot th spurs and went at the fence. His animal made a splendid effort, but nevertheless, he landed with both hind legs well on to the rails. He managed however to save a fall, being remark ably quick and nimble. The rest of us hoped the rail would give, but not u bit of it. It would have turned half a dozen men and horses over. All of a sudden. Virago chucked up her head and followed in the black’s footsteps. I knew it was all up before she took off, for she got too near the ditch, half-slithered into it, tried to Jump, fell with a crash into the fence, and we tumbled head over heels. On recovering from the first shock, I felt that I had not fallen clear, and she was lying on the top of me. My first instinct was to free myself from this awkward position, and I was endeav ! oring to do so when she struck out violently with those ready hind heels of hers, and then total unconsciousness descended upon my senses. When I re gained them I found myself lying In a , comfortable bed in a bedroom which was utterly unfamiliar to me. I tried to look about, but my head felt as if It were stuffed with cotton wool, and I found It Impossible to collect my thoughts. I had no more Idea what had happened, where I was. or who had conveyed me to this strange abod than the man In the moon. On these points my mind was a perfect blank. After a while I began to be aware that someone was In the room, and later on it dawned upon my enfeebled faculties that this someone belonged to the female sex, and possessed the further adantages of being young and nice-looking. She wore a nursing-cap and apron, which suited her Madonna like style of beauty admirably. For she was beautiful; I soon found that ! out. in spite of the strange haze which obstructed my vision, and deprived It of its customary clearness. "Where am I?" I asked, feebly, "and why should I be In bed? I am right. There’s nothing the matter with me. It’s nonsense treating me as If I were ill." She advanced to the bedside, and smiled upon me with the smile of an angel. “Hush, do not talk,” she said, speak ing In a soft and singularly musical voice. "Let me do all the conversation whilst you listen. Exactly a fortnight ago to-day, you met with a very seri ous fall, out hunting; you were not in a fit state to be taken as far as Market Harboro’, so they brought you here.” “And Whose house Is this?” "It belongs to Sir Harry Barrington, and is known by the name of Norton Chase. Sir Harry happens to he abroad, but It was impossible in your then condition to take you any far ther." "You say that I was brought here a fortnight ago?” I said incredulously, unheeding her Injunction of silence. “What in the name of wonders have I been doing since, for I do not retain the slightest recollection as to how tne time has gone.” She laughed, a little low laugh that rang pleasantly through the room, lor though not loud It was very clear. "That Is not surprising, considering that for fourteen days you have hov ered between life and death. Your horse kicked you on the head when you were down, and frac tured the base of your skull. There, row you know the full extent of the mischief. Until this morning you have remained perfectly unconscious. In spite of our best efforts, but, please God, the worst Is over, and before long you will quite recover your health and strength. Meanwhile, lam your nurse, and you must obey me. I can’t allow any balking. Come, take this if you please,” and she held a drinking cup containing some strong beef-tea to my Ups. I drank It off obediently; there was a gentle authority about her, which fairly took me by storm, and rendered resistance Impossible. "That’s right,” she said, approvingly, as I drained the cup to Its dregs. "And now, like a dear, good patient, compose yourself, and go to sleep.” It was an extraordinary position for me to find myself; waited upon carefully and tended by a young and pretty wo man. If a trifle embarrassing, the situ ation was far from unpleasant, for my nurse did not look a day older than four and twenty. In ordinary circum stances the embarrassment might have outweighed the pleasure, but I felt too weak r - i‘ r any resistance to her will, anil wi'i a harpy •‘mile sank exhausted !)a ■ t • :n l! . 11*0 WS. 11. ’ ! dial to thinking, the in: • I .ul a -en fit to commun ‘forded considerable Subject for thought, but my head ached with a dull, dead pain, which rendered | me Incapable of reflection. My nurse j drew the blinds down gently, and dark- t ened the room, with the result that / after a bit I went fast to steep, and i obeyed her Injunction# to the letter. I woke up f##ling very much refresh- I FEBRUARY 15 181)5. I ed. anti with the fog that envolepeti mt I hrain lightened, though not altngjtlur I removed. Nurse Mary—for so my at- i tendiint begged that I should call her- t came and looked at me. There wa ; something charming and restful about her personality, which defies my poor I attempts at description. "Well,” she said, cheerfully—as far ' as I could make out she was always [ cheerful—“are you better?” I "Tes, ever so much,” I answered, i feeling full of gratitude, as she smooth- I ed the sheet with her cool, thin fingers "Can you tell me, by any chance, if the ! mare was hurt at the same time 1 ; 1 was?" for I experienced considerable j curiosity on this point. ( "Tes, I' heard your doctor say that 1 she got wrdged In between the hedge \ and the osier. It apperas that she kicked so viciously while in this posit- ( ion that nobody dared go to the rescue. At last they fetched a saw and mana- ‘ ; ged to cut through the rail, but it was | too late. In her struggles she had in jured herself internally, and though they got her home after a great deal of trouble, she had eventually to be shot." I "Thirty-three pounds out of my pock et,” I observed, "though, as she would certainly have broken my neck or her own, had I continued to ride her, I need < scarcely regret the circumstance. Still, i < cash is a rare commodity.” “Don’t mind about that, when the brute did her very best to give you I your coup de grace,” said Mary. In the mouth of a professional attend ant. this last expression surprised me. "Nurse,” I said, “I'm afraid you wall think me an awfully curious fellow, and pray don't answer the question If you think It the least Impertinent, hut you are a lady arn’t you? You could | not be anything else.” And I scrutln Ised her from head to foot, scarce con | sclous of the rudeness I committed in doing so. "And you are astonished to hear mo air my French. Well, yes, I am," and blushing red as a rose, she cast down her sweet, modest eyes. “I was sure of it. Tour voice betray ed that fact. ” "Sir Harry Barrangton Is my uncle," she volunteered. “My mother, who, Is now dead, was his sister.” "Then what made you take to nurs ing?” "Principally because I had to gain my own livelihood, and, not being particu larly clever, could not earn money In any other way, and also because I suppose everyone has their vocation, and nursing was mine. Ever since the days of my childhood, the height of my ambition has always been to tend the ■ sick and the poor." , "And are you happy?” I asked cur ! lously, wondering how so bright a creature could, voluntarily doom her self to a life, which, at best, seemed to i me very depressing, i "Oh, yes, perfectly. I am far hap ■ pier than if I were going to balls and i parties, and living only for dress and i frivolity. I can't conceive of any pur* - ! ly selfish existence betr.g really stais t factory. In confining the sympathies to I a single object, egotism must have a r Jeterioratlng effect upon the character.'' t I looked into her serene face, and saw > that she meant what she said in ali good faith. My conscience pricked me > a little, bu>t she charmed me with the charm that a thoroughly good woman ! always exercises over a man, no matter ! how bad he may be, or how unworthy I his life. I was thirty next birthday, and, up till now, no girl had ever made i my heart throb. Sport had been the bride at whose shrine I worshipped; but, as I lay there In bed, and watched Mary's gentle, graceful movements, felt the touch of her smooth hands, and rested my eyes upon her pure, calm beauty, a wild passion grew up within my breast—a passion such as a few weeks ago, I would have scoffed at, and I fell madly, desperately, In love. Fool! what was the use, since I had nothing, or next to nothing, to marry on? Time passed away, and Mary, during many of our subsequent conver sations, confided to me that she pos sessed no fortune In the present, nor prospects In the future. I thought tne matter well over, I struggled manfully with temptation, and arrived at the bitter conclusion that there was but one course open to me, namely—to flee. So one day, when I was recovering fast and beginning to feel more like myself again, I abruptly announced my Intention. Mary was sitting near the window, stitching away at some piece of work. It dropped from her hands, and She turned first red, then pale. “You must not think of leaving this house yet,” she said, trying to steady her voice, and to speak with her old authority. "It would be sheer mad ness, until (he wound In your head Is perfect!. healed." Then her fortitude gave way, and she added hurriedly, “Why, oh! why, do you want to go away. Have I failed in my duty?” “I don't want to go away,” I answer ed, stung out of all self-control by her reproachful air. "On the contrary, I would give everything I possess in this world to remain, If I could do so honor ably. But, Mary dear, has It ever struck you, that I should scarcely be mortal. If I could lie here day after day and not learn to love you as you deserve. I do love you with all m.v heart,” I went on passionately, but I can’t ask you to he my wife, because— well, because I have no money. Six hundred a year is not much to keep two people upon, as times goes nowadays. I wouldn't mind for myself, but I mind very much for you, and therefore, I am resolved not to ask you to share my poverty.” There was a long pause, I hardly dared look at her; nevertheless I could see that she had turned her pretty head away, and seemed to be staring stead fastly out of the window. Why did she not speak? Surely she might have said one word In reply? "So,” I resumed, tremulously pained by her silence, which crushed the last hope existing in my breast, "I mean to leave. Good-bye, Mary, won’t you shake hands?” Then, all at once, with the color rush ing to ‘her sweet cheeks, she left her post, and raised a pair of sining eyea to mine. "Dick,” she said, softly and shyly, 'money Is not everything. People think a great deal too much of It nowadays. I don’t a bit mind being poor, and be sides, we—we could wait.” I could hardly believe' my senses. For a moment the room seemed to spin cound and round. "Mary," I cried, breathlessly ever :ome with Joy, "my darling, my be loved, do you mean what you say? Am I to take you at your word. Think well I before you answer.” ) “Yes. It would be a very funny sort 1 of love If people were not prepared to ' make some small sacrifices for the sake ( at each other.” Then a delightful roug- I lh smtle broke out all over her count -1 (nance, and aha added, “One good thing', Dick. Is that you won’t have fe have a pro-fr selonal nurse In future. She w !l always be near at hand, whicn will effect a considerable economy in our household expenditure." I clasped her to my breast, and kissed her brow, her cheeks, her mouth. "Ah, Mary.” I cried, "you are right When one Is happy one can never be poor. And just to think that I owe all this to that brute of a mare. If it had not been for her. I should never have made your acquaintance.” "I am so glad she Is dead, and that you can't ride her again,” cooed Mary, twining her soft hands round my neck. "Poor Virago! When she cracked my crown, I little thought what a good turn she was doing me. Shall I sing you her epitaph?" "You foolish Dick. Have you gone mad?” “Here It Is:— •Three cheers for that brute of a mare, Who spared my life by a shade, For though her heels my wits impair. They’ve found me a charming maid.' It is not exactly what you would rail good poetry, but no matter.” Header, we were married in six months, and very soon after the cere mony I had a very unexpected stroke of good luck. An old uncle died sud denly—they always do In books and novels, but this one was good enough to depart In real life. He hated his heir, and had never seen me since my birth, so that I did not feel much grief at the event. He left me his title and right thousand a year. Mary Is now Lady Hawthorne, and I verily believe that I am the happiest man in the whole kingdom. Although my head bothers me a good deal at limes, I always retain a soft corner In my heart for the vicous beast who was the means of bringing me and my dear wife together. So with all thy faults, Virago, peaeo be to thy bones. Tlll-l FITNMY PEOPLE. “Who killed cock robin," "I," said the sparrow. "Well, who hypnotized you?”—Detroit Tribune. •* * • "Does Blinkins understand horse racing?" "He must. T never see him at the track.”—Washington Star. •• * • "This," remarked the rat as the trap fell, "this is the worst I ever had sprung on me.’’—lndianapolis Journal. •• * • "I’ll tell you a tale that is positively hair-raising In—" "For Jupiter's sake tell It to Gibson—he’s bald-headed.”— Tid-Bits. •• • • Editor—Some how or other I don't see the sense of this thing. Poet—My dear sir, that's poetry.—Atlanta Con stitution. •• * • "Madam," said the old rooster to the hen that was making an attempt to crow, "you seem to be trying to unhen yourself.”—Chicago Tribune. ** * • Huggins—Does Goldstein take much Interest In business? Muggins—l should say he did. He's a pawn broker.—Philadelphia Record. *♦ * • The decision of a Baltimore Judge that stealing a cat Is not larceny was doubtless Influenced by the probabil ity that the cat would come back.— Kansas City Journal. *• * * "WWeh do you think is correct?" asked the studious young woman, ‘T would rat.her go home,’ or 'I had rather go home? Neither,” replied Cholly Nalrgo. “I’d rather slay here."— Washington Star. •* • Carleton—How did you enjoy your self at Mrs. Hamilton’s last night? Cinicus—First-rate; there wasn’t a song or a recitation sprung on us dur ing the entire evening.—Tid-bits. ** • * “How shall we serve that new mis sionary?" asked the chef. "As hash, • I guess,” said the King of Mbwpka. "He told me that the Presbytery had roasted him just before he left home.” —lndianapolis Journal. •• * • Maud—They ougfht not to allow mar riages between cousins. Marie—Why not? Maud —Because if you marry your cousin your own children are scarcely related to you. They are only your second cousins.—Tld-Bits. •* • • The students of the University of Michigan are forming clubs qualifica tion to membership of which is that each student shall allow his whiskers to grow. This Is the meanest blow at the “new woman" which has yet been struck.—Louisville Courier-Journal. •• • • Mrs. Naborly—What on earth are you going to Invite Chat odious Mrs. Smithlins to your swell dinner for? I thought you hated her. Mrs. Sweet ihlng—Do you suppose I’m going to give a S2O-a-plate dinner and not make her see me act as hostess at It?—Chi cago Record. •• • "It’s all well to talk about Issuing bonds of $lO each,” remarked Mr. Du kane, “but that Is not the way to Induce women to buy." "What would you advise?” asked Mr. Gas well. "Let Secretary Carlisle advertise bonds at $9.98, marked down from $10." Pittsburg Chronicle-Telegraph. • • • Geltheimer —I don’t see vy Cohen stein should be nearly crazed mit ghrief over Hochclmer's failure; his engage ment mit Hoeheimer's daughter was broken off a month pefore. Sllver stein —Yes; und dot vos vy Cohen stein vas kicking hlmaelluf; it vos ht vot brok der engagement.—Puck. ♦* • • The foxy boy applied for a Job. "De you want a boy?” he asked of the mag nate of the office, standing before hitn cap In hand. "Nobody wants a boy,” replied the magnate, eying him sharp ly. "Do you need a boy?" asaed the applicant, nowise abashed. "Nobody needs a boy.” came the discouraging reply. The boy stuck his cap on the back of his head. “Well, say, mister," he Inquired, “do you have to have a 1 boy?” The magnate collapsed. "I'm sorry to Ray we do,” he said, "and I guess you’re about what we want.”— Detroit Free Press. Premature. Ho sank upon his knees. "Darling!” lie impetuously cried, **l have come to sue for your hand.” She smiled kindly. “It cannot be," she said. "Think no more of such a thing.” Leading him gently to a seat, she explained at length that, in the essen tial nature of American jurisprudence, the courts could not interfere thus early in the game.—Puck. Arrival and D partnre of Trains. • BALTIMORE A )1 LEAVE FREDERICK 5:15 A. M., daily, for Bal Philadelphiannl New York am! except Sun a> for Lexington Wliifliehier, llmkißUjWl> and way Math ns, 6:00 A. M., dil \ , lor V\ 10 hilts, ton and wu bU* lions, PlilhtdetphiaHiid N w York. 8:05 A. M., except Sunday,for Baltimore i>rim*ipal way stations, I’hiiauelnhia and New York. 10:45 a. M., except Sunday, for WaehiiiKton, Philadelphia, New York, Keyser, Lexing ton, I lane-stown and way stations, i/uicago and PlitsbiUK* 1:15 P. M.,except Sunday, for Baltimore and wax stations, Pin adelphia and New York. 2:45 P. M , except * unditx, lor Harper s Kerry. Mur iiisiiin . Cuim t riund, • inciuiiati and St. Lon s, \\ usliingtoii, Philadelphia uud N w York. 4:0o P. M .Sunday only, for Washington and "y Mutton*, SI liouis, Chicago and lUa West 4:80 P. M„ daily, for Baltimore and way lions .Philadelphia and New York 6 2> P. Al., except Sunday, for Washington, Ha ger* town, Winchester and way statioua, Pittsburg, Chicagt, Philadelphia and Maw 5 ork. AIUtIVK AT FREDEKU K 6:50 A. M., except Sunday ,fiom Baltimore and W’ay stations. 8:.i6 a, AL, except Sunday, from Wind ester Hagerstow n, Alarum burg. Pittsburg, St. lauis Cincinnati anr the West. 11:25 A. AL, except Sunday, from Baltimore. New York hii Philadelphia. 11:®) a. M„ Sunday only, fiom Washlneto* and way stations, St. hnus.t ldeugo and the W est. 12:20 I*. Al.,Sunday only,from Baltimore and w'h' stations. 1:50 P. M.,except Sunday, from Philadelphia, Washington, Piedmont, Hagerstown. Lex ington, Keyser and way stations, Cincin nati, st. Louis and t ldeago. 8:45 P Al., Sunday only, from Washington and Way stations. 3:51 P. AL, except Sunday, from Baltimore and way stations. 6:45 P. Al., except Sunday, from Washington and wax stations, Phila> elphia and New - l*Btsburg and i ldeago. 6:55 P. Af„ except Sunday, troin Haltlmore, Philadelphia und New York. 7:45 P. AL, except Sunday from < umbcrlan 1, Alnriii.slung, Lexington, Page Mown, o wn y ►bilious and Washington, 8:10 1 . AL, dully, from Baltimore and way stations. Time Table of Trains Between POINT OK HOCKS, WASHINGTON JUNC TION ANI) FREDERICK. Week days—Leave Point of Hocks, 7.47 A.M., a. m! i.S;i.te^: i,,KUmJu “ clloD - 7 - f,a ' Hunday Leave Washington Junction d.IU I. M. Week day*—Arrive at Fred erick H.IO, A. M , 1.55,5.26,8.55 I*. M. Sunday—Leave Frederick ti.OU A. M.. A*, rive Washington Junction 8.H5 A. M., WESTERN MARYLAND RAILROAD. Taking effect Sunday, November: Mb, 1883. Leave Fillleu btulion us follows: ’ DAILY. 4.10 A. M.—F’ast Mail for Shenandoah Valiev anti Southern attd Southwestern polnta, also Glyndon, Westminster, New W ind. koi\ I’nloii bridge, AMclianiestown, Bln. Ridge, Higliffeld, Hagerstown, and ex cept Sunday, Cltambersbtiig, Wayne* boro', points on B. and C. V.Tt. R„ Mtut tinsburg, W. Va., and Winchester. Va. DAILY KXCEIT SUNDAY. 7.18 A M.—Accommodation for Gettyibnrg and all points oil B. and 11. Illv. and Main Line east of Emory Grove, ML „ H°h‘ Springs and Carlisle. 9UO A. M.—Mail for Williamsport linger a* t wn, Sblppeusburg and points on Mali) me and H. and C. V. K. It.,also Fred, crick tun Kminitsburg. 11.00 A M —Arcotiimodationfor.Union Itiidga. OeUysburg Ml. Holly Swings and la? 12.00A. M.—Accommodation for Arllngtoti. 2.Z5 I’. i Aeeoinmodallon for Emory Grove. 3.32 < AL—Express for Arlington, Howard* ville. Owingss Mills. Glyndon and al points on B. and H. Division 4.0° P.M.—Express lor ArUngtor ML Hope, Pikes ville, Green Spring Jr’ietion, Ow ings's Mills,SL George’s, Gltodnn, Glen Fulls, Finksburg, I’utapscti, Carrollton, Westminster, Avondale, Mot lord, New Windsor and Alain Line Stations West: also Emmilsburg and B. ami C. V. R. R ’ Shenandoah Valley It. It. and point. South. Lift H. Al.—Accommodation for Fhnory Grove 1.20 I’. M.—Accommodation for Union Bridge 1.36 P. M.—Accommodation for Emory Grove. SUNDAYS ONLY.* Accommodation.—B.3o AM. for Union Bridge and Hanover. 2.30 P. Al.—Accommodation for Union Bridge, 2.00 P. AL—Accommodation Tor Emory Grov*. 10.05 P. Al.—Accommodation for Emory Grove TRAINS ARRIVE AT HILLEN. Dally—#.2B P. AL—Dally (except Simduy) 8.80, 7.4(1,8.42,11.10 A. Al. 12.12,2.10,5.10,6.63,72)|J Sundnysonly—9.o7,lo.2o A. M. and3.lßand 8.10 Ticket and Baggage Office 205 Flast Baltimore street. All trains slop at Union Station, Pennsylvania Avenue und F'ullon Stations. PENNSYLVANIA RAILROAD— fHFTDFIB ICK DIVISION. Schedule in Effect Novkhnut 2fltb, 1884. “f ” Stops only on notice (o conductor or agent, or on signal. FoK PHILADELPHIA AND THE EAST. WEEK DAYS —, Utiles tlluntoiu- NOKTHWAitD. York t wn > ver mbia iFixp. acco. Alall. Ace F.xp. tt. m. n. in. a. m. p. nt’p. m. Frederick ... I.v 7CO 300 Walkersvllle 7 111... 3 16 W'nod-bon 7 27 .... 8 28 lirncevile 7 14 8.45 1.-my town 757 3.58 l.lllhstown . Iff 8 15 4 17 Hanover U.2> 8.35 240 433 Iron Ridge ! f 8.411 247 f 442 Spring Grove... 6 38' 8. 3 2.65 4.50 W est Y0rk...... ti ts 9.151H15 f6IO '<" k 7.051 7.6 tE.7M3.25 5|J llif-land f 7.59 f li33’fß.;i3f 524 Campbell f 8.05 1 9.88 1 83iCI 630 Helium 8 081 9.41 3.42 533 s| on r f s l.'Jf it 43 f 4ti f 637 W i iglit -ville... 7.27 8.20. 9.51 8 ,Vi 5.45 I Oliinibta .. Ar 7.3.1| 83b into ,(15 5.55 I.imia-ler 8( 0 9.03 10.25 435 45 Philadelphia.... lUTOj 11 16 12.17 050 9.45 - m’ s to 6 m p. mp. m WEEK DAYS. . I Ilian- 1 lit I* SOUTHWAHD. News over York town, F.xp. | Ace. Mllll Ace. Fixp. ju. in. a. m p. m p. m p. in. Phlladelt liln.Li 4 an! 8. 0 12.251 2,44 440 lAtm-HSler. 6.85 1100 2.3'ij 5.80 040 1 olun bta 7.10! li.no 3.05 018 705 W'llg tsvllie 7.211 11.3- 8.18 6.’.8 7.1* Stoner f 728 ft 1.48 f 8.20 f 11.88 1 Mel am 7.32 11.40 8.24 (142 .. I'ampliell f 7.84 ft 1.48 I 8.27 f 8 44! 14teslalld I 7.3711 II 53 18.81 I 6.50 York 7-581 12.00 3.45 7.001 7.35 W’c-t Y■ rk 8.(3 12.05 8.60 7.40 spring Gmve... 8.2 12.2> 4.10.......... 80* Iron Ridge i 8.32 112.82 14. i |8 la Hanover 8.48 12.44 4 821.. 820 I .lit It stow 11. 9.00 4.52 . SK T neytown. 9.25 5.16 Rnicev he 9.40 5F' w isMtsboio...,. 9?8 660 Walkcisvllle.— . 10.08 6.05 Fiederick Ar 10.25 8..0... a. m. o m.ii>. nv p m. p. m. ’1 ruins leave Hanover tor Getty-burg at 9.40 a. in., 12.45 and 5 43 p. ni. week days; returning arrive at Hanover Irani Gettysburg at 9.20 a. in., and 4.22 p in week days. TRAINS LEAVE YORK EOR THE NORTH, Pacific snd Northern’Express, dally 1.54 a. m. News Fixpn ss, dully 8.51 H.ja Niagara > x pi ess and Mall,week riH.tslO.2a. m. Chicago Ex press and Fmsi 1, me, dally 1.8- p. m. riucHgoami st. I mils Express,rally 6.29 p.m. Western and Southwestern Fixp.rially 10.38 p.m. For time tables and further Information ap ply to ticket agent at ill* station. 8. M. PKKVOHT, J. K. WOOD, General Manager- General Paaaeuger A*t NO. 32