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6 THE WORLD OF HUMOR Some of the Latest and Best Things From the Pens of Our Most Noted Funny Men. In the Chair. “A man in my profession,' remarked the dentist, “must be careful in select, tog his assistants " “I shouldn't think they had much to do with it," said a listener. “Well, they do." •'■mtinued the den tist. “1 remember 1 had one once who fcad been working in a photograph gal try. and the first patient he had to indie was the crankiest and most (a ■ v .is old chap in town. I never thought about what he was going to do, and simply told him to arrange the patient in the chair, He did it, and ■hen he said as he stepped away: 'Now look pleasant,' and, by Jove, the old fellow bounced ou* and never came fcack."—Detroit Free Press. Hit Fai.crr. “It won't work." said Jones, sadly. “What won’t work?" “Hypnotism. Tried it on the butcher. LOO': ted at him fixedly unt.. I h-s •ndivided attention: then I -a:very dlowly and with empha- - •That—fci_l “A- . - “He said- "Y j're a n.* '"—>' Y Press. Effrc; of C r FI- f do. flagwii f*sul‘- tion of a Ur - 1 Sinn, k—i. -. toi ition Plngwin :—II . B Iwon't - : • •a- cl. j • the old lot d id.— 1* r:i ’?•> Tri n. First I’a -- i -[- in. but j who * r.-v .-j r g s find so In*. * s--* i ' r IF> an article a lilf y to a moving rati wu i> - v ■ resting, !*=•’■ • with his r . . - -I* •- M -gaaine. t f- .n. i rot. "I v . s. the impecunious •ep' “you 1 ' ' * go and see the I 1 I jus! ing.’ Tic <<!d r iy g! red. Inafew tu ’ ' could be heard the sound in ; ‘ ' ; nus lie altered ! his will for the forty-fourth time.—Cin- I cint.: i Tri -tne. fmlnrt-d. “The j ■ a. ■ •vitta I- As the . p ' 1 arsons the ntoter droppers; Ac , tv - ... • . ;t the. eolleeteJ his assertion rati;: .J For the c ntributien p.ates were fllied with coppers ThitN Where They Differ. Alice—lf we stay on this rock ranch longer the tide tviil wash us off. Time •nd tide, you %’■?. wait for no man. Marie 'mournfully) That's where they differ from us. Eogersriile CTenn. i Review. An Example to Con great. “Ton are charged." said the judge, ••with passing counterfeit bills?" “Yes. yer honor, but be merciful, fer TVe never had any show; if I'd only been in congress I'd never passed any bills at all!"—Atlanta Con-titution. Paps'* KcocntnlM. Little Sister—l haven't seen papa amok in' a cigar since New Year’s. Little Brother—l guess he's tryin' to •are up enough money to pay for that •mokin' jacket mamma gave him.—Good Hews. Inconsolable. Lena—Are you going over to try to consoie the young widow? Belle—No, it’s no use. Her husband i fixed his property so she would lose it if she married again.—Town Topics. —. It* )'< antip. She carried h+r new dress away. But a* ny fce;n it craves To tell she had to h. re a dray To carry home the sleeves —Albany Herald. *T9TIFIAni.F KKMONSTKANCEt Father—l want you to understand Miat fire thousand dollars is all my daughter will ever get. Suitor—But. my dear sir. before vou .make this decision final please seruti- i ‘nize your daughter’s face more closely. —Fllcgende lilaetter. jThe Place to Find It. Mr. Cawker (after his wife has read •everal pages:—ls there any news in your mother's letter, dear? Mrs. Cawker — l haven't come to the postscript yet.—Truth. Ad Anipidooi 8 go. Charles— What makes you so sure Miss Jimpson will accept you? Ricketts— Both her parents are vio lently opposed to the match.—Chicago Record. Dnpllcltj. “So yon think she is two-faced?” “Certainly. ] have seen her when tier own showed through."—Detroit Tribune. That'* All. Beggar-Kind gentleman, I beg your pardon— Gent (promptly)—Granted. 1 thought you were begging for money.—Pipifax. Would Save Lott of Time. Elaine—l’m so sorry I’m not a twin. Mathilde—Why? Elaine—So that I could see how I look without a mirror.—Truth. Too Deep. Crummer—Bighead is a very deep thinker. Gilleland—Yes. so deep that his ideas never rise to the surface. —Town Topics Typographical. The reporter wrote: ' She li au fait,” But the printer made !l "all feet;" And the writer s best girl, so they say, Down t speak to the scribe when they meet. —N. Y Journal t turf' - * ... ..... • 1 OppiiPti'Oltr.i I<ord Aberdeen onee left London at ' midnight in a sleeping car for the ; north. In the morning he saw a stran- ! ger opposite him. “Excuse me," said the stranger. : “may I ask if you are rich?" Somewhat surprised, his lordship re plied that he was tolerably well-to-do. “May I ask." continued the stranger, “how rich you are?" “Well, if it will do you any good to know." was the reply, "I suppose 1 have several hundred thousand pounds." “Indeed!" went on the stranger. “Then if I were as rich as you. and snored as loud as you. I should take a whole carriage, so as not to interrupt the sleep of others." —Household Words. On** of tho ImjK>Terih**d. Little Girl—Please give me a few pennies- Mother is dead, and my fa ther can't go out nights any more, by the doctor's orders, and so can't earn any money. Char* aMy Disposed Lady—Can't go out r 7 '*- ’ Why. d ar 'hild. what is yur father's business? Little Girl—He's a burglar, ma'an. an i V' re he was taken down with It Beaten Transcript. * ’IT or it of Ner^*#!tT. *'Y i m -tn t Mack your shoes this nt r.g. A -jinny," sa.d Mr. Ildus. “Why not?" “B- 'ar.-e it's Sunday You should have atten i.sl to that emitter last night. Besides." adde<l Mr Bl'.lus. hurriedly feeling in his upper left-hand vest pocket. "I want you to run over to the , drug s- re and get me some cigars."— . Chicago Tribune. Whr hf Got M.vl. Crimson! ak —Bacon has had a fall ing "ut with his girl. Yeast —What about? “Why. he wrote some psetrv ar.d dedicated it to her. The last line he wrote: ‘Thy fa *e shall ever be printed on my memory.' and the compositor got in the word ‘painted’ for ‘printed.’"— Yonkers Statesman. Expensive Superstition. Wife 'to husbandv—'There were two hats that I liked, one for thirteen dol lars and the other for eighteen dollars. Husband Which did you finally de cide upon? Wife—The eighteen-dollar one. I'm a little sup. rstitious about the number thirteen.—Boston Globe. The Burglar’s Joke. Burglar There goes a detective. Pick his pocket and bring me his knife. Pickpocket—Wot d'reh want his knife fer? Burglar—The nex' time I’m attacked. IH defend meself with it, an' then leave it behind fer him to find when he's huntin'fer clews.—N. Y. Weekly. A Good tineas. Teacher—Now. Johnnie, can you tell me the name of the most precious | metal? Johnnie hesitated, whereupon the teacher suggestively fumbled with his watch chain. Johnnie caught on and 1 yelled out: “Brass."—Texas Siftings. Not Used to Gss “Don’t blow ont the gas,” said the bellboy. “I'm right glad you told me,”said the gentleman with the caprine whiskers. "We don't have nothin' but electric light at Plunkville.”—Cincinnati Trib- I une. No Style There. Little Miss Brickrotv—We're lurin' in a very stylish and exclusive boßding- I house. Little Miss Back court Huh! You can't make anybody believe that. “Why not?" You're too fat."—Good News. A I’rsrtlfal Valentine. it 5 j a lad v truly lore Ar. 1 l< • j to win her for your mate. Don’t rant about the stars above. But tell her that her hat s on straight: —Hallo. I WIST UK'S DUTY. ft Miss Mittens—\t hat does this mean. I sir? Mr. Brotherton—Oh, these are just a | few socks, underclothes, coats, etc., ! that need mending; you promised last I “ight you would always be a sister to | me. and my sister used to do all my | mending before she married.—Once a Week. •lot the Thing. Mrs. Bingley 'in her new flat)—This i closet is altogether too small for our j things. Bingley—Can’t you use it? Mrs. Bingley—Oh, yes. It will make a lovely servant’s room.—N. Y World. Too Goor! for Firth. Binks—Sad affair, Goodman's death. I don t believe he had an enemy in the world. Sinks—l don’t believe he had, either. Why, even his relatives always spoke well of him! — Puck. A Satisfactory Explication. Editor—Somehow or other, I don’t see the sense of this thing? Poet— My dear sir, that's poetry!—At lanta Constitution. An Optimist. Mrs. Beacon— Have you found mar riage a failure? Mrs. Wabash—No-o: at least net of kite veai*. -N V World More Distinction Than Difference. “Then you mean to say that the man Is a constitutional liar." Oh, dear, no sah! My dear sah. no i His family is one of the best in | the state, a family, san. full of the | bluest of blue blood. lie could not ! possibly be a common, vulgar liar. sah. It s not possible, sah. He has a weak ness for misstatement, and his word is not to be relied upon, and ray private advice to you is to believe noting he says; but to call him a liar— Win side r ing his family—would be preposterous, not to say dangerous, sah!"—Life. V S FREDERICK CITIZEN FRIDAY MORNING. FEBRUARY 22. 1-95 FOE VALEcTLVE'S DAY. I Unique Features Planned for Co tillions and Teas. . Tha Heart la the Thing The Tree •f Fate and the Strange Fruit it Will Bear for the Occasion. ICOTTRI ,BT ISSX! fffb OVELTIES in Valentine par tics will be nnique andelab orate this season. Some soci et y women who have planned a valen tine tea where covers will be laid for one hundred guests have adopted the heart as the symbol of their festivities. Narrow tables are placed in the middle of the great ballroom, when in position, to form one large heart. Tacked to the inside edge of each table is a streamer of cheese cloth that reaches to the ceiling molding in the center, other streamers that make a bright, waving canopy, every strip be ing the color that the hostess of each table has adopted for her decorations a® well as gown for the evening. The table at the top of the heart is •quare and reserved for the toastmas ters. speakers and honored guests. The seven tables make up the lucky num ber seven, the days of the week, and the colors for each day. Since the four teenth comes this year on Thursday the Thursday table must be the head one, that at which are placed the toastmas ters and honored guests. This is the red day. hence everything is in red; the hostess wears a red gown, the streamer that reaches from the table to the ceil ing must be red: the waitress wears a red apron and red cap. the tablespread is red. also the dishes, napkins and flora! decorations. All kinds of eata bles that are red are secured for that table. 1 The Friday table is devoted to sober, earnest green. This, while one of the most difficult tables to arrange, is really one of the prettiest when fin ished. For flowers, mignonette can al ways be had and the dark ivy inter twined with some of the lighter shades of green vines can be utilized for loop ing up the green damask tablecloth. A bronze center piece filled with trail ing vines with here and there a r ! leaf, perhaps, to brighten them. O! . fashioned candlesticks with green ■.•.in dies and green shades are placed each end. Italian stick-bread tied wi'ii green satin ribbon is placed at ta ' plate. The heart-shaped menu.-, are hand-painted, the flowers, of cour. . being mignonette. Wide green satin ribbon extends across from one corner ST. VALKXTISE'B TREE. of the table to the other, winding about the vase of flowers in the center. The hostess in green costume is as sisted by a waitress with green apron and cap. The .Saturday table must be in yel low. The flowers are easily obtained and a menu consisting of yellow eat ables is not at all difficult to prepare. The Sunday table calls for white. Here is an opportunity for a display of diamonds and lace in the hostess’ cos ; fume. White roses for flowers, white linen, white ribbons and electric lamps | £’* v e a brilliancy that dazzles the eyes of the guests and outshines the bravest beauty of the other tables. Monday is dressed in blue. One at first imagine# the menu must be very scanty, but there are many kinds of i eatables with a blue cast that can well appear on this table. Tuesday de mands pink, and Wednesday pnrple. W hen food cannot be secured of the desired color the dish is adroitly cov ered with a mass of flowers of the req uisite shade. These tables, which I form the perfect heart in shape, are considered the valentine that the guests, when seated, present to the host and hostess. The hostess gives her valentine to each when seating them. The names of all the unmar ried women are put in a box, each writ ten on a slip of paper with a hand painted valentine on the opposite side inscribed with verses appropriate to the day. In a similar box are placed names of the married women. Single men draw from the box containing the names of the single women and the married men from the other, each be ing bound te serve the woman whose name he draws, for the short time, at least, that he is at the dinner table. After the dinner the guests divide, the ladies going into one room and the gentlemen into another. On a given | signal the two doors open and the gen tleman and lady who are in line step forth and are ordained by St Valen tine as companions during the short musicale that follows, and as partners for the first dance on the programme After the first dance the hostess comes to the conclusion that the young man wishes to try his luck again, and must be relieved of his partner This situa tion so uncomplimentary to the young g.rl makes a deal of fun. notwithstand i"g She is marched off to an immense - tank, made by placing a row of clia.ri across the end of the room Over these j are thrown rich draperies that are ear- I nedonatthe same height along too walls, making a fine fish pond into which the hostess has east as many ' pretty valentines as there are jadie.il present. \\ ith fishhook and line the dls can led beauty fishes out what slie con siders the prettiest valentine in sight Once secured she opens it to read mo I effusive lines of ndfention signed b one of the gentlemen then her duty to hunt up the suppose. writer of the words and claim him for the next feature on the programme. Sometimes she happens to fish out the name of the very man who pretends to have lost interest in her, then she is taken into the assembly-room and ex hibited as an unfortunate, forpotten and unloved by St. Valentine, to the unconcealed amusement of the rest of the gathering:. A tree of fate is announced ready •ometime when there is a lull in the A VALENTINE CALENDAR. enjoyment of the evening, and every , body is invited to pass into another | room, where stands what at first ap -1 pears to be a huge Christmas tree or a pine that bears eggs as fruit. Rung on the tree are just as many eggs as> there are people present. There is a first prize, which pronounces the pos sessor the favored one of the evening, and the booby prize picks out the one in disgrace with St. Valentine. The man or woman who gets the booby prize will not marry within the year, but the first prize signifies that the owner can take a pick of all present. It is a deal of trouble to prepare this tree of fate, for the eggs must be blown: then the fate, which is some times good and sometimes funnv. al ways re.ating to luck in marriage, love, etc., is written on a small slip of paper and put inside the egg. The ends are then waxed over, and by dainty loops of narrow ribbon hung on the tree. Very pretty stick pins. chains, tiny charms and studs can be slipped in for the first prize: even a ring for the end can be waxed over carefully afterward. A small boy dressed as Cupid repre sents Valentine's messenger, and. stand ing on a small stepladder, hands down eggs as they are chosen, or the prettiest girl present may officiate. It is often taken for granted that the prize must be in the topmost egg. but more fre quently it is found in the one that hangs the lowest, and the booby in the highest. Another entertainment for which eard 3 are already sent out is a Valentine cotiuion. This word has greatly mysti fied the people invited, many thinking • . . ! ■ it a dance, but it is only a series of amusing figures, each ending in a short waltz with a valentine. Such exercise ' comes after the supper has left its good ; humored effect on all invited to the ! cotillion, and never fails to be a most happy ending of any informal gather ing. Six men at a time are asked into the middle of the room; the host throws a sheet over their heads and whirls them about five times. The hostess then calls forth six of her ladies and they se lect partners by the shoes. This is called the “shawl or sheet” figure. Re versing the game the ladies are hidden and by extending their hands over the sheet are selected. Every gentleman and lady is provided with a valentine programme and each partner's name, no matter how he is secured, is written in bold letters on this programme of lovers. Six men advance for another figure, holding over their heads Japanese um ! brellas. Six ladies advance and take ; i their places under the umbrellas. All ' promenade, when six more men ad- I vanee and corrall them. They begin ! circling about and the umbrella men 1 must join them; thus twelve men dance wildly about the fair six. The music suddenly stops and the man who can grasp the right hand of the lady near est secures her for his promenade. The umbrella is passed to him and ‘h_- man left follows, fanning them as they waltz about. Rate Kensington. Cupid is a brave little footpad who never attempt* to "hold up” only one victim. Surprised, But Self-Possessed. •*O, George!” “Laura, dearest! I’m so—" “Stop where you are, George! I’m ever so glad to see you, of course, but I . will not have my sleeves rumpled!"— Chicago Tribune. A Bow-Wow Question. “Suppose," said little Mabel, the other day, "that our pug dog should try to follow his nose, would he run down his throat or would he just turn a back somersault?"—Puck. lie Reminded Her. Mr. Quiggs—Your husband reminds me of some one. Mrs. Neighbors—lie reminds me of his mother every time the cooking doesn’t suit him. —Philadelphia Record. Where He Missed It “And. papa, what did grandfather do for his country?’’ “Nothing whatever, my son. fie was , a memberof congress!"—AtlantaConsti- i lution. 1 A Rifle In Cotton. “Thank the Lord." said the farmer, “cotton's gone up at last!" j ' “You don't say!" “Yes; yonder goes ten bales in a ey- i clone!"—Atlanta Constitution. PAIN AND MISERY ; Ayers Sarsaparilla Cures Rheumatism. “About ? years o / 'SH ago, I suffered ° from what the doc- % tors called rheu- o tnatism. Nobody ® knows the pain § -I and misery which O * had t 0 endure ® ' 'fi' J and which clung to ® \\ d- = me in spite of the o i medicines pre- © vi IY- scribed. At last, o 'r;d I 1 began taking O 1 < Ayer’s Sarsapa- © rilla. After a short time, the pains © ceased. I continued the use of the Sar- © sararilla for a whole year, until the © rheumatism entirely disappeared. ” o James Wav. proprietor of livery stable, O Roseville. Cal. © Ayer’sSarsaparilla! Admitted for Exhibition AT THE WORLD’S FAIR © &00-00p_0p0.0000 0000000 000© June 221®!. QHAiIPION X. 8 I T , V A E B R L V E 8, 5 gi I FREDERICK, MARYLAND. T S —?— *• —iff fi. C. ZACHARIAS, Proprietor. | a s The subscriber respectfully intoims nls friends and the public generally that ue has purchased the Livery Stables oft - late Robert G. Latnar.and has removed to his new and Commodiocs stabi.es, on the First Aliev, tel ween Hast Second and East Third Sts., F ederick city, Md., where all orders, by day or night. will receive prompt and politeattention.and on the most reasonable terms. His stock of HORSES and CARRIAGES! is the largest in the city. The horses are all safe, -ound and g*sd travelers, while the vehicles are of every variety, and ot the tilled and latest s-tyles and the most substantial character. Hmlal parties served with the most stylish and fash ionable turnouts, and special attention will be given to funeral corteges. CAR RIAGEs FOR PARTIES and ’Buses i for picnics at very reasonable rates. The drivers are ail competent, reliable and obliging, and no pains nor efforts will be scared to please all wbo may favor me with their natronave. * : .•. BOARDING FOR HORSES .-. ; ’i % At reasonable rates, and every care and attention given to horses and ve hicles. Give me a trial. ZACHAIAS. H. C. ZACHARIAS ZACHARIAS ISS-vt.. pCBLICBALE —OF— VALUABLE REAL ESTATE. I The undersigned will offer at ptibltc sale, at Park Mills, in Frederick County, Maryland, ! I ON SATURDAY, MARCH 2nd, 1885, at 11 o’clock, A. M., ALL THAT TRACT OF LAND. ’ situate in Crbana District. Frederick Countv, i Maryland, now occupied by Howard S. Mob erly, Ireitig part of the real estate of which i Joseph C. M iberiy died, seized and possessed. | THIS FARM CONTAINS 78 ACRES, MORE OH LESS. I and is situated on the public mad leading j from Park Mills to Greenfield, one-half mile ) from the former place and about twoandone j half-miles from Adamstown, and adjoining the lands of Paul Hauser, \V. T. J. England and Mrs. Maggie Funk. The improvements cou | sist of a I TWO AND ONE HALF STORY BRICK DWELLING-HOUSE, ; bank barn, wagon shed, double corn-house and other out buildii gs; GOOD APPLE ORCHARD, i good spring of water near the buildings, and water running through all the fields. This I farm is desirably 1 caied. in a good slate of cultivation, l aving been recently limed, and ; will make a desirable home for any one oe-ir lne to purchase. Possession given Apr.l Ist, 11885 Terms of Sale:—One-third cash, the rest m two equal annual jsaiments; ibe purchaseror purchasers giving his, her or their notes with at proved security for the resi ue, bearing in terest from day of sale. W\l. J. MOBERLY, R 11. MOBKRLY, . „ „ H. 8. MOBERLY. L. M. Briady, Auct. feb 1,5-t SIT* V~ a STlTilEils For Professional f/len, Business Men -AND- Private Correspondence, i an be procured in neat styles and at prices that will surprisp you, from bmhshmm ires, PRINTER" A- PUBLISHERS. 7 asp st court street, Frederick Md FOR CHRISTMAS. DECORATED OHAMRER SETTS $2 50 to sls 00. DFCCBA I ED TE \ SETTS, ft Pieces. $4; s*i Pieces, $5. DECOR\TH> I INN K SETTS. 100 Piec. s, $8 and $lO. DECORATED CHINA DINNER SETTS 112 Pieces. $lB HAVILAND CHINA DINNER SETTS 12-i Pieces, HO GILT BAND CHINA TFA SETTS, 58 Pieces, $5 to sl2. LUSTER BAND 01NNER BETDJ From $H io sls. LUSTKH BAND TEA BETTB, Emm $1 50 to $6 00 *-AII Goods will be pecked and delivered I freeof charge at destlnaiion. JOHN EISENHAUER. i dec.7-4L — pXECUTOR’S NOTICF. This Is to give notice. Mint the subscriber has 1 obtained from the Orphans’ Court of Frederick Counts Maryland, letters testamentary upon i the estate of MAGDALENA McDI’ELL, lute of Frederick County, do-ea-eri. All per sons having claim* against the said deceased are hereby warned to exhibit the mine with the vouchers thereof legally authenticated, to 1 lie sub-. r he-, on or before the l*th day of August, ®5; the, may otherwise by law be excluded Irom all ben-fits of said estate. All persons iodelded to the deee-.se l are re quested to make immediate payment. Given under my hand, tills sth day ol February, 1885. ROBERT M. McDUELL, . . ... Executor.* feb 8 61. MISCELLANEOUS, ETC. STATEMENT, —OF THE— RECEIPTS AND EXPENDITURES of Frederic* City, by LEWIS 51. NIX HO KEF. Register and Collector From Januart 31st, 1894, to January 31st, 1895. as require 1 by Act oltbe General Assembly of Maryland, passed Jan uary 1373. RECEIPTS. To <ah Pa’ancefrom General Ac count f'r -el 6,435 30 To Cash Horn Arrearages of Tax 2,115 U 0 To < a fell from Collector for year IWI 1.830 (0 . To < a-h from Collector lor year 1593 3,710 00 To <ah from Collector for year lss 6,810 00 To Ca-li from Cotlec or lor year DIM 20,912 00 ; To > a-tr l orn Market Rents and t ol eel ions 1,3 5 15 To i asb ir in atf e and Hay Scales 443 50 To Cafeb from Hall and Room Kent 1,430 0j To i a-b from collector of Water Kents 10.300 00 J To i a h from f ines and los la from Police justice.,.. 303 15 ToCasU being city's proportion of T rane-Ll>e no on Savings Bank and Institution, (I year) 365 61 To Cash from Licenses Issued 216 0 To Cash from .viisceluneous Ac coum 119 0 To cash iruiu Water P rtuits issued 36 05 To ( a-n fro.ii sale of hew 1 per cent Bonus 35,000 00 To Cash horn Premium on a portion OI Bonds 13 80 *89,309 89 DISBURSEMENTS. By Salaries Paid * 9.186 74 By la-h Paid on Account of Streets aim Pumps 8,469 C 9 ! By Cash P .id on Account of Elec tric Lighi P ant .. 2,171 35 i By casu Paid on Accouul of Gas I Lighting 531 38 | B„, < ash Paid on Account of Print ing 211 56 By l a-h Paid ou Account ot Hie Companies 850 00 By i ash Pa.u on Account ot Water Works 1,077 91 By Casn Paid on Account ot Consta h.e’s Uniforms 308 15 By Cash Paid on Account of Cou pons uue, (o.d) 20,500 0J By (.ash Paid on account of Cou pons due. (new) 612 00 By Casti Paid i n Account of Re moval of Garbage 706 83 By • ash Pa d ou acc uut of Sta tionery 68 25 By Cash Paia on Account ol Hall i and Buildings 719 66 By Cash Paid ou Account ot Bridges and i umber 115 56 By Cash Paid Appropiialion for the Relief of ihe Poor 1100 00 By Ca-li Paid on Account of Miscel laneous Expends 137 85 i By Cash Pa d on Account of Tele phone 100 00 i By t.asii Paul on Accouut of Insur ante Paid 197 50 By Cash Paid on Account of Taxes Ketunded 93 65 By Cash paid ou Account of Livery ! K*reuse 267 66 ( By Cash Paid .111 Account of Black | smithing and Hardware 14167 By Cash puid on Accouut ol Coal for j use of clly Hall IS3 39 ; By Cash paid on Account oTCounsel, Court and Witness Fees.’ 313 65 : By Cash paid on Accoontof Interest I paid on Loans I By Cash paid on Accouut of l xtra supply ol Water 812 61 ! By Casn paid on Account of Notes Paid Banks and Individuals 28,000 00 Bv Cash paid on Account of Balance I Expenses N. R, servoir 8,893 86 i By Cash paid on Account of Clean- I ing bed of Cai roll Creek 1 034 47 By Cash paid i n Account of Health I Department. 134 3s j By Casn Paid on Account of Part Payment ou exchange of dyu&iuos and Extension E. L Fla.iL 611 72 Bv Cash to sinking Fund Accouut... 3.5<T1 00 By Balance to General Account 3,057 40 *B9, 09 89 Total Amount of City’s Bonded In debtedness at 4 per cent *517,500 00 SINKING FUND ACCOUNT. Amount of same as per report Jany. t 31, '9l *20,906 8S Interest and Coupons collected S2l 83 Additional for 194. as reported above 3,500 0j *25,231 56 Invested as follows: Frederick Coupon Bonds *2O 900 00 Premium paid on name ’l6l 67 Balance ou Deposit 4,169 S 9 *3.5 211 56 Resolved by the Board o/ Aldermen 0/ Preder ick:— That we have examined me books and accounts of Lewis M Nixdoiir, Register and • ollector.f.r the year endiug with January the olst, Hud And the s*me crrec : . with ! ptoper vouchers exhibited for all disburse -1 menus. Passed January 31st, ]S9S. JOS. F tISE.NHAUER, P. B. A. feb. 8-31 j NOTICE TO THOSE DESIRING TO MAKE APPEALS FROM ASSESS MEN I'S FOR THE LEVY OF 1895. The County Commissioners will be governed by the following schedule: March s—Buckevstown and Liberty Districts. •• 6—Middletown and Woodsboro'. ‘ 7—Frederick and New Market “ B—Mt. Pleasant, l.ewlslown and Jef ferson Districts. “ 9—Woodville Dl-trict. " ll—Kmmiisbtirg Dislrict. “ 13—Cre iger-town, Catoctin and Jack son Districts. ‘ 13—Urbans and Johnsvilte Districts. ‘ 14—Hauver's and Mechanicstown Dis tricts. “ 1 j-Pc'csvilleand Tuscarora DistricU. 16—Linganore District. P. S.-THE ATTENTION OF T4X PAY ERS is especially d rected to the above notice, as no abatement will he made, nor credits al lowe after 1 he3lst day of March, until the Levy for 18. L shall have been completed. New Buildings and Improvements should also he Reported,otherwise persons so build ing may he assessed excessively Those dis posing of pe sonal property should also repot sale or same and SEN D I'h KIKSALE BOOKS to this office as early as possible. By order, WM. M. GAITHER, A. L. EADER, President Clerk. feb 15 St A RARE CHANCE -TO BUY SOME— Good Brood Mares —AND— WELL-BRED COLTS. ■yyiLL SELL AT THE LOWEST MAR KET PRICI2S, a number of well-bied Brood Mares, as also a lot ol well-bred Colts, Tsana—Six months credit, on nota with good security. , Enquire of MITHAEL KNILL, Oh Farm of L. Victor Baughman, nov.S-tf, Near Frederic!. DR. fc.L. MCHHKKKI, K. E. C. MrtsHKKKY, S; * \ =Zg' DENTIST, DENTIST, DENTIST, DENTIST, J* * w® * 5, * OFFICE N 0.53 NORTH MARKET STREET Frederick. Md. 1 miscellaneous STERLING SILVER! | NOVEIiT J AT J. W. MORRIS'S WATCH AND Jf W -, I * ESTABLISHMENT, first Nano*;, .**■ Building, next door to John Lienhau*-r*B. mounted in Sterling silvei; * Clove Buttoners, Shoe Buttoners, Paper Knives, Scissors, Belt and Carter Bucltel^H an eleeant assortment of hit ana u I 1 FINS in silver and Tortoise shell with siV®’' mounting. "‘-“Sing* These are I-ate in Style and Exquisite POCKET ROOKS. LETTER HOLDERS „ B TCKE THAMES and main other ties in sterling silver *"”*■ Beautiful line of 3CLD SILVEE V.’ATCHjs( for ladls and Gentlemen. The LskJlß Guard Chains for Ladies. ll , Rings in Abundance, Pltln. Chased, Diamond and other nr*J . b tones. Souvenir Spoons, Tca, Tables. Jelly, Preserves and other kmwß spoons in sterling Silver. OU 6M I A large line of PLATED WARP rxtnl BASKETS. BL'ITER DISHES, 4o„ I Special attention given to Rettairin. jH Watches, Clocks and Jewelry. ' V Respectfully, J- W. MORRIS I 1 dec.M-tf. jj.\ Mill :| WHEN YOU SEE A GOOD THING, I DON’T!! ■ MISS IT, OR EXCHANGE IT, i ' Hr • and that la ! mmm vapor sionl j which la taking the lead ; BOTH IN PRICE AND DURABIUTT. I r Alao, Guaranteed to give > PERFECT SATISFACTION. I i —Alao. a Full Line ot— i TWO AND THREE BURNER ; mime stotisJ ; REFRIGERATORS, ICE CREAM FREEZERS, I WATER COOLEHS fl And TINWARE of Every Description. I j|*Qo™Q JiNb SFO^Timl done at short nolle* 1 AND AT BOTTOM PRICES I WCAI.L AND BE CONVINCED-** that we have the best goods for THE LEAST MONEY I ! S. D. THOMAS A 1 P B —We always have on hand the NOBLE COOK AND IKON KINO OOOK STOVM* | FSSEPEI2CK STOVE HOUSE, U and 16 East Patrick Street, Frederick, M* y-y ■ THE RANDALL. Cor. nnsyivania Av. and 15th Street ’POSITK C. S. TBKASOBT, WA HINCTON, D. C. Firat-Class , . All its Appointment*. JNO. T. TRECO, Jan.fl,‘93*tf. I kopkiftoe. p.. ■ (>. q o o a. E. SCHELL A 00., (Successors to Wallis A Schbll) —— [Manufacturers of LIGHT AND HEAVY HARNESS,? COLLARS, SADDLES, 4 - BRIDLES AND TRUNKS. 46 N. Market Street (nexl door to John I Eisenhauer, 1 FREDERICK, MD. —o o—o o o ■O We have constantly on hand all goods, frei* be cheapest to the best, and will always sell at ess than city prices. A full line of HARDENS, SADDLES. BRIDLES. CO Ir LARS, WHIPS, BROSHES, BITS, LAP ROBES. HORSE BLANK ETS, FL Y NETS. In feet everything kepi in a nrst class Harness Store. Ke|irlng neatly done at short nolle* and low prices. Calland see ns. sell* CEO. W. MILLER, General Commission Merchant, (Late of the Md. Grain Agency,) . —AND DKAI.KK IN— Seeds, Fertilizers, Produce. Ac- CRAIN end HAY A SPECIALTY. Supn Usfor Finn and Household ftii-nt-hei at lowest pi tees, only when Cost accompanie* order. 6 W. PRATT STREET. feb.lMt. BALTIMORE, MD. J