The Frostburg spirit., October 02, 1913, Image 7

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CHILDLESS
WOMEN
These women once childless, now happy and
physically well with heaVjYy childrenwill tell how
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ftn this possible. Here are the names and correct
addresses—write them if you want to, and learn
for yourself. They are only a few out of many
thousands. .
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HU we attribute this re
sejKftl suit to the timely use
of your Compound.”—
B \ ~ ill Mrs. Feed Yohanw,
k .V*/, .. Kent, Oregon.
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■F Mrs. w - Spenjibb,
K y ' “I have three chil-
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—Mrs. John Howard,
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M. MrsCf Good win , T , ’
syc f —-s “I have a lovely
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Wil#'* - (SSI® tell every one that he
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JmßMi —Mrs.Louis Fischer,
HKj’il Jhjte! 32 Munroo St., Carl
ll mu, ' “’Wei are at lasts
jm Mrs. blessed with a sweet
..rAJiea. i little baby girl.”—Mrs.
Jgj G. A. Lapeboosi,
ifHftSf Montegut, La.
B;'.|w sjßpp “I have one of the
Willies AM§- finest baby girls yon
♦ Bpliataf- li ever saw.”—Mrs.C.E.
B ■ Goodwin, 1012 S. 6th
St., Wilmington, N.C.
H' ilnUlUpeSue ,“ My husband Is the
CfcvSv-janskijgW l happiest man alive to
day*” Mrs. Clara
IP 1 ' H p ARBRAKE ' Maril
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sylva Cote, No. 117
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Mrs. A. A. Giles,
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Wt, “ I have a big, fat,
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“That poor fellow can’t find any
thing to do. He can’t make people
believe him and he has no friends.”
“I should think he could find a fine
opening as a baseball umpire.”
FAR BETTER THAN QUININE,
Elixir Babek cures malaria wiiere
quinine fails, and it can be taken with
impunity by old and young.
“Having suffered from Malarious Fe
ver for several months, getting no re
lief from nuipi.ne .and being:-.completely
woken dowiAin healtn, -Airtixir
effected a permanent cure.”—William
F. Marr.
Elixir Babek, 50 cents, all druggists, or
iHoczewski & Co., Washington, D.C.
No Wonder.
“What made the canoe tip over?”
“Cholly carelessly placed his pipe
in one side of his mouth.”
HOES YOUR HEAD ACHE?
Try Hicks’ CAPUDINE. It’s liquid—pleas
ant to take—effects immediate—good to prevent
Sick Headaches and Nervous Headaches also.
Your money back if not satisfied. 10c., 25c. and
60c. at medicine stores. 4dv.
When a man begins to feed on flat
tery compliments become the necessi
ties of life.
Nothing equals Dean’s Mentholated Cough
Drops for Bronchial weakness, sore chests,
and throat troubles —5c at all Druggists.
The man who relies on his pull to
get him into heaven had better begin
to practice shoveling coal.
Mrs. Winslow’s Soothing Syrup for Children
teething, softens the gnms, reduces inflamma
tion,allays pain,cures wind colic,2sc a bottle. Adv
Lucky is the chaperon who has eyes
that see not and ears that hear not.
Backache Is aWarning
Thousands suffer
kidney ills unawares
—not knowing that
the backache, head
aches,and dull.nerv- :
ous, dizzy, all tired II /pp"
condition are often jy .
due to kidney weak- =Q>^!
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fers constantly from L
backache should sus- !
pect the kidneys. i ]
Some irregularity j
of the secretions may //fe
give just the needed
Doan’s Kidney a
Pills have been cur
ing backache and
sick kidneys for over
fifty years. Every Picture
J J Tells a Story ”
A South Carolina Case
Mrs. Mary West, Spartanburg, S. C., says: “I
was so run down with my back 1 couldn’t get
about. My appetite became poor and I felt all
worn out and discouraged. Doan’s Kidney Pills
put me in good shape and I now feel better than
Defore in years.”
Get Doan's at Any Store, 50e a Box
DOAN'S “pVLW
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Have been a standard
Hoysehoid Remedy
Since 1837
Use them for all forms of illness
arising from DISORDERED
STOMACH OR LIVER and all
ailments proceeding from
Deranged Digestive System
Best Cough Syrup. Tastes Good. Use aSI
in time. Sold by Druggists. 1
Plattorm Adopted
By the Republican
Party inStateCon
vention.
We, the representatives of the Re
publican party of Maryland, in state
convention assembled, desire to ex
press our sincere gratification over the
reunion of the forces that were divided
at the last election.
We cordially approve the patriotic
service rendered by the joint commit
tee of thirty, which resulted in a state
wide mass-meeting, held in the city of
Baltimore, August 14, 1913, participat
ed in by Republicans and Progressives,
who, having the highest welfare of the
state at heart and recognizing that
continued division means making
Maryland a one-party state, with all
the evils that follow such partisan
domination, did unite to secure for our
state progressive legislation demand
ed by enlightened public sentiment,
and the continuation of the efficient
administration of public affairs that
has marked the administration of Gov
ernor Goldsborough.
We commend the administration of
Governor Goldsborough and call par
ticular attention to his efforts to raise
the tone of administration throughout
the state; to his appointment of the
pen&tl commission to investigate the
Penitentiary resulting in much-needed
prison reforms; to his appointment of
a commission to investigate the tax
laws and report a more equitable re
vision of the same; to his endeavor to
take the Agricultural College out of
politics and make it a more efficient
aid to the farmers of the state; to his
efforts to unify the higher education
and to apply to it and the primary edu
cation more enlightened methods of
teaching and discipline; to his ap
pointment of a commission to revise
the election laws, and ; a commission to
prepare a workingmen’s compensation
bill; to his signing a child labor act
and the presidential preferential
primary act; to the more faithful and
progressive work done by the road
commission under liis leadership, and
to his Impartial enforcement of the
laws.
Senator Jackson and Candidates.
We heartily commend the Hon. Wil
liam P. Jackson for the signal serv
ices rendered to the people of this
state and to the country at large by
the conscientious and intelligent dis
| charge, o his high dutie, as a senator
of the United States.
We commend to the voters of this
i state as a man pre-eminently qualified
to represent them, the Hon. Thomas
Parran, and bespeak for him the earn
i est support of all citizens who desire
as able and patriotic representative in
the Senate of the United States.
1 It is highly important that the of
’ fice of Comptroller of tlie Treasury be
placed in the hands of a man of un
questioned probity and wide business
experience. This important official
serves also on the Board of Public
Works, on the board of the Agricul
tural College, the House of Correction,
hospitals and on other boards in which
the people of the state have a vital
1 interest. We commend to the voters
i
of this state the Hon. Oliver S.
Metzerott, our nominee for this office,
1 as a man who has faithfully served the
people and who is keenly interested in
a progressive and thoroughly business
like conduct of public affairs, and in
' the practical development of the
state's institutions.
Augustus M. Denhard, our candidate
for the office of Clerk of the Court of
Appeals, is a man who, by training
and experience, is thoroughly qualified
to discharge the duties of that import
ant office, and we unreservedly com
mend him to the voters of Maryland.
For Tariff Commission.
We favor a protective tariff suffi
cient to protect the products of Ameri
can industries against the products of
the industries of foreign countries,
where the standard of living of the
producer is on a lower plane than that
of the producer in this country; but a
protective tariff which is so adjusted
as to prevent oppressive monopolies.
To this end we favor a law providing
for the appointment of a nonpartisan,
scientific tariff commission, whose
duty it shall be to thoroughly investi
gate industrial conditions at home and
abroad, and, when required, report
their findings to Congress. We con
demn the Underwood Tariff Bill now
pending before Congress as destruct
ive of our home market, which, as Wil
liam McKinley said, is the best com
mercial asset of the American people.
We believe that an adequate Army
and Navy is the best guarantee of
l
WHEN WALKING WITH LADIES
i
1 Nearly Every Country Has Its Own
| Ideas as to Place of Male
Escort.
I Almost every country has its own
fashions for men who walk with ladies
on the public streets. In America and
in England we walk on the side of the
lady that is nearer the street. Many
years ago when the streets were not
[ kept as clean as they are now, any
J person walking on the outer edge of
peace, and in this connection we con
demn the short-sighted and indifferent
policy of the Democratic House of
Representatives, w r hich prevented the
building of necessary battleships. We
declare for the maintenance of the |
Monroe Doctrine, and that no addi- j
tional European and no Asiatic flag
shall be planted in the Western World.
Protection Of Americans.
We believe that all the honorable
means incident to diplomacy should
first be exhausted to protect Ameri
can citizens and their property, and
that when these means fail to secure
justice, that then such other powers
of the government should be invoked
as may be necessary. We believe it
is the urgent duty of the government
at this time to firrqly safeguard the
lives and property of American citi
zens in Mexico, as well as of those
who dwell along our southwestern
border.
We believe that the honest business
man should be encouraged to invest
his capital in legitimate business en
terprises,-and that the laws regulating
interstate commerce, intended to pre
vent monopoly and harmful combina
tions, should be so plain that all busi
ness men may know eactly what may
and what may not be legally done, to
the end that legitimate business, freed
from confusion, uncertainty and liti
gation, may continue normal develop
ment.
All Equal Before the Law.
We hold it essential for the preser
vation of this republic in its integrity
that all citizens, regardless of nation
ality, race, creed or station, should
stand equal before the law. W T e fur
ther hold that the advancement of the
best interests of the people make it
the duty of the state to provide equal
opportunity for all our youth, without
discrimination, to obtain a common
school education.
We favor election and registration
laws which shall apply uniformly to
the entire state. We declare that the
ballot should be as short as practic
able, as well as easy to understand
and vote and in counting the ballots
the manifest intention of the voter
should control. We favor the con
stitutional amendment to be submit
ted to the voters at the election in
November of this year providing for
a penalty for offering or giving a bribe
to a voter, and removing the penalty
for accepting one by the voter. We
condemn the envelope system of
voting now in force in some of the
counties, as making corruption in elec
tions easy and its detection difficult.
We advocate • the nomination of all
candidates for elective public offices
j i/y OireCi pi imarlbs aa the booi. liiciliod
for extending the 'right of the people
to rule.
VOTES FOR WOMEN.
We pledge ourselves to submit to
the voters of this state for their de
termination a constitutional amend
ment granting to women the right to
vote equally with men.
We pledge qurselves to submit to
the voters of this state, for their de
termination, a constitutional amend
ment embodying the principles of the
initiative and referendum.
We believe that the several coun
ties, Baltimore city and the other
larger municipalities of the state
should be allowed, in the regulation of
their local affairs, the largest possible
liberty consistent with a strong, well
organized and effective state govern
ment; and we, therefore, favor for
them a clearer ddlimination of ad
ministrative authority by such a plan
as will avoid the mass of local laws
passed biennially in the legislature
and will lead to greater uniformity of
administration under general laws;
and for this purpose we favor the ap
pointment of a commission by the gov
ernor to devise a practicable plan to
carry it into effect.
Protection Of Oyster Beds.
“We pledge ourselves to preserve
to the general use the natural oyster
bottoms; and to this end we favor
legislation embodying the following
provisions;
“First—The reservation of a neutral
strip of barren bottom between the
natural bottoms and leased bottoms.
“Second —The granting of powers to
the Board ot Shell Fish Commission
ers upon the receipt of proper protest
to make a re-examination of bottoms
the nature of which is disputed, and
after such re-examination to reclassify
such bottoms if the former classifica
tion be found to be erroneous.
“Third —The giving of a right of ap
peal from the decision of the Board
of Shell Fish Commissioners, on their
determination as to what are natural
which such bottoms are located,
“Fourth—-The proper advertisement
or depleted bottoms, to the Circiut
Courts for the respective counties in
through newspapers and handbills of
the pavements was likely to get well
splashed with mud and rainwater, and
that is why the gentlemen took that
side, so as to save the ladies’ fine
clothes.
In some countries it is considered
better for the gentleman to keep near
er the middle of the pavement in or
der to preserve the lady from jost
ling of persons going in the opposite
direction in a crowded street. When
it is the rule for every one to keep
to the right those who are on the
left of the two passing streams are
THE FROSTBURG SPIRIT, FROSTBURG, MD.
all applications for leases In oruer to
give full publicity of the same and
opportunity for protest.”
Administrative Reforms.
We hold that experience has clearly
shown that the following administra
tive reforms should be the subject of
prompt legislation:
1 — The simplification of our legal
procedure.
2 The simplification of our legisla
tive procedure.
3 The adoption of a uniform sys
tem of accounting by all public offi
cers.
4 The payment of public officials
for their services by fixed salaries, in
stead of out of the fees of their office,
wherever such plan is practicable.
5 Changes in the assessment and
taxation laws looking to uniformity
and equity in the enforcement of tax
levies; and for this purpose we advo
cate the creation of a state-wide Board
of Equalization and Adjustment of
Taxes.
Labor and Wages.
“We favor such legislation as will
prevent 'injurious conditions of labor
and the payment of wages below a
living standard, with the purpose of
surrounding all wage-earners, par
ticularly women and children, with the
sanitary and moral protection which
is essential to normal human progress.
“We also favor the following:
“1. The fixing of minimum safety
and health standard for the various
hazardous industrial occupations.
“2. Thorough prison reform, and the
abolition of the convict contract labor
system.
“3. Fixing standards and methods of
compensation for death by industrial
accident and injury and trade diseases
“4. The rearrangement and enlarge
ment of the Bureau of Statistics and
Information, keeping its administra
tion upon a nonpolitical basis, and a
sufficiently large appropriation to en
able this bureau to make the investi
gations of factory, farm, labor and
commercial conditions required by the
law and to fully publish them.
Party Rules.
The following supplemental resolu
tion, which was not a part of the plat
form, was adopted by the convention:
“We recommend the following
changes in the rules of the national
organization of the Republican party:
“1. That representation in national
conventions should be based jointly on
party voting strength and state repre
sentation in Congress.
“2. That the right of each state to
determine by law the qualification and
manner of election of delegates and
! alternate*.to the. national conventions
j shall be recognized.
INTERESTING NOTES FOR ALL
There are nearly 6,000,000 acres of
waste land in this country which are
capable of being cultivated.
The Brotherhood of Locomotive
Firemen and Enginemen, with 6,000
delegates will meet in Calgary in
1914.
The Asiatic town of Maiwatch, on
the borders of Russia, is peopled by
men only. Women are forbidden
entrance there.
The people of the United States
read and support as many newspapers
as England, France and Germany
combined.
Greece possesses a curious criminal
law. A person sentenced to death
there waits two years before the exe
cution of the sentence.
With portable wireless apparatus
the Swedish Army lias established
communication over distances of 110
miles by day and of 360 miles at night.
David P. Ranken, bachelor, dead in
St. Louis, leaves $3,000,000, but his
will disinherits most of his poor rela
tions.
The estimated yield of Mexican cofi
fee for 1912 was about 500,000 pounds,
of which 137,716 pounds were export
ed to the United States, the remainder
being consumed locally.
A coating of unslaked lime was
used to thaw out the frozen ground for
an excavation operation in lowa
recently. The innovation was entire
ly successful.
Using mercury vapor lamps in her
green house, a, Scotch woman horti
culturist not only forces seeds to
sprout and plants to grow in half the
usual time, but also produces greater
depth of color in the vegetation.
Borough President McAneny, of
New York city, urges the establish
ment of municipal ice plants in the
power houses belonging to the city,
the ice to be sold at cost in the 55 milk
stations run by the municipality.
Last year more than 1.000,006,000
pounds of coffee —almost half of the
world’s output—came into the United
States. This means about 13 pounds
per capita.
continually being bumped into. In
Germany the gentleman always keep
on the same side of the lady, no mat
ter which side of the street they may
he on or which way they are going.
He Agreed.
"What you need,” said the wordy
medic in his ponderous way, "is an
enlargement of your daily round, a
wider circle of activity.” “Mebby
that’s right,” said the patient “I’m
a bareback rider in a one-ring circus."
—Cleveland Plain Dealer.
His Advice Worked.
“And don’t forget to climb, boy,”
said the later day Folonius as he
parted from his college-bound son;
“climb and keep a-climbin’.”
“I won’t forget, dad,” said the boy.
“Good-by.”
He didn't forget.
Three days later he climbed over
the prostrate forms of 27 disabled
sophomores and, climbing the greased
pole to the hated upper class emblem,
yanked it from its fastenings, there
by winning a place in the esteem of
his fellow students that a score of
scholarships couldn't equal.—Cleve
land Plain Dealer.
RINGWORM SPREAD ON HAND
R . F. D. No. 2, Box 67, Ellijay, Ga.—
“My son's ringworm began on the
back of his hand. A fiery red spot
came about as large as a dime and it
would itch so badly he would scratch
it till it bled. It began to spread till
it went all over his hand. He would
just scream every time I went to wash
it. The nail came off on the middle
finger.
“I used and it got worse
all the time. The trouble lasted two
or three months. Then I sent and got
some Cuticura Soap and Ointment and
began to use them. I would wash
his hand with the Cuticura Soap and
dry it good and apply the Cuticura
Ointment. Relief was found in two
or three days and the ringworm was
cured in two weeks after using Cuti
cura Soap and Ointment.” (Signed)
Josie Parks, Jan. 4, 1913.
Cuticura Soap and Ointment sold
throughout the world. Sample of each
free,with 32-p. Skin Book. Address post
card “Cuticura, Dept. L, Boston.” —Adv.
There are some lips from which
even the proudest women love to hear
the censure which appears to disprove
indifference. —Edward Bulwer Lytton.
For SUMMER HEADACHES
Hicks’ CAPUDINE is the best remedy—
no matter what causes them—whether
from the heat, sitting in draughts, fever
ish condition, etc. 10c., 25c and 60c per
bottle at medicine stores. Adv.
Some men have to marry for money
or get some other kind of job.
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ALMOST TURNED THE TRICK
Clever Scheme of English Smugglers
Only Frustrated by Luck at the
Last Moment.
One of the most ingenious of smug
gling tricks was that originated by a
hand of clever Parisian rogues recent
ly. A coffin supposed to contain the
dead body of a man who had died of
diphtheria, was dispatched from the
gay city for burial in London. It was
met at the railway terminus in that
country, and conveyed at nightfall to a
house not far from the Mile End road,
i Whitechapel. Everything would have
passed off as desired and planned had
I not a policeman on duty become sus
j picious on seeing a particularly large
Coin# being taken out. of a hearse in
to a house that was known to be the
habitation of men who had done penal
servitude.
After the funeral party had shut
their door and the hearse had driven
away, the policeman secured assistance
and knocked at the door. It was found
that the coffin, instead of containing a
corpse, was filled tightly with cakes
of tobacco, dozens of boxes of cigars,
and other excisable goods. The
“mourners” were immediately arrested
and the goods confiscated.
No Offense Meant.
Stude —I wonder what makes my
hair so thick?
Barber —Perhaps it’s this going
around with your head so much.
Oregon has 5,000 pheasants on its
state pheasant farm.
And breakfast is served —
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and Cream
Tender bits of choice Indian Com-—perfectly cooked, rolled wafer
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“Toasties” are delicious food —direct to your table in tightly sealed
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Sold by Grocers everywhere
Foley Kidney Pills Relieve
promptly the suffering due to weak, in
active kidneys and painful bladder action.
They offer a powerful help to nature
in building up the true excreting kid
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anil in regulating bladder irregularities.
Try them.
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Practical Educator.
A Scotchman who died recently in
Australia left a bequest of $150,000 to
Aberdeen university. The man went
to California in the days of the gold
fever and started his fortune there.
Later he went to Australia and sub
stantially increased it by the sheep
industry. As he grew older he be
came a strong believer in education,
and urged all his Scottish relatives
who had sons to send them to the
universities, promising to bear the
expense. Although uneducated him
self as a young man, he learned to
write letters with distinction.
Knew All About It.
“Spell ‘dough,’ Dick,” directed a
teacher of a little black pupil.
“Do,” 'said Dick, promptly.
"No, that is not right,” smiled the
teacher. "Who can tell Dick how
and why he is wrong?”
“He’s wrong ’cause there’s two
kinds ob do,” shrilled another dark
skinned youngster, “de do’ what yo’
shets, an’ de do what you eats —an’
de do what yo’ eats is writ widout de
’postrophe at de end.”
Business Tip.
Ragman —Any old bottles today,
mum?
Woman —No, hut you might try Mr.
Soakem’s next door; his wife’s com
ing back from the seashore tomor
row.
Lovers' Logis.
He —If we had never met, would
you have loved me as much, dear?
She (fervently)—More, darling.
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LAMB MADE ALL THE TROUBLE
By Comparison, the Lion Was Inoffen
sive and Mild —“Butts Like a
Battering Ram.”
The tidings that a lamb is appearing
on the stage in the production of
'•Joseph and His Brethren” has been
noised far and wide. Several corre
spondents have written to ask why a
lion should not also appear, the pair
lying side by side. But that has al
ready been done, by Lord George
Stanger, and thereby hangs a tale.
When the sale of the old showman’®
menagerie took place, the two animal®
were put together and bought by Mr.
Fred Ginnett, of Dick Turpin fame.
By this time the lamb had got pretty
long in the tooth, to say the. least of.
it. A few days afterwards an ac
quaintance asked Mr. Ginnett how the
happy pair -were getting on.
“I wish I had never seen them,”'
said the showman gloomily.
“Why, is he savage?”
“Savage is not the word for it He
won’t let anyone come near him.”
“Indeed! I thought he looked such
a mild old lion —”
“Lion? Lion be blowed! It’s the
lamb I mean. He butts like a batter
ing-ram.’”—London Mail.
The Reason.
“Don’t listen to that furnace agent.”"
“Why not?”
“He’s a hot-air artist."
Florida'in 1912 mined 2,973,332 tons'
of phosphate rock, valued at $11,675.-
774. .