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TENNIS j
Youth and speed in tennis is the cry
of old Britain, but the hopes of re
gaining the Davis cup with young
blood have failed since a search of the
United Kingdom has revealed few
promising players of between twenty
and twenty-five.
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WRESTLING
W. R. Tyler, a graduate of the Chi
cago Latin school, has been elected
captain of the Harvard wrestling team.
* • *
Ivan Momutof, one of the greatest of
foreign wrestlers, has received permis
sion from the czar of Russia to make a
90-day tour in the United States.
iMomutof is seven feet one inch in
height and weighs 290 pounds.
j AQUATIC j
Yale has evidently decided to go
back on Averill Harriman definitely.
The head coach position of the crew
has been offered to Gianinni, the New
York Athletic club pilot.
* * *
James A. Ten Eyck, rowing coach of
Syracuse university, has set at rest
rumors about his going to Yale as row
ling coach, by renewing his contract
(with Syracuse for a term of five years.
* * *
G. M. Pynchon of New York, owner
of the racing sloop Istalene, will look
after the interests of the syndicate of
Philadelphia, New York and Boston
men who will finance a 75-foot sloop
to enter the America's cup trial races
next year.
PUGILISM
Leach Cross exhibited wonderful re
cuperative powers in his battle with
Rivers.
* •
Jimmy Clabby is the big lion on
the coast now after fiis knockout of
Frank Logan.
* * •
Freddy Duffy of Boston shaded Chic
West of Holyoke in the star bout at
Chicopee, Mass.
* * *
Buck Crouse of Buffalo defeated
Billy Grup of St Louis in an eight
rbund bout at St. Louis.
* * *
Kid Alberts knocked out Phil Cross
in the sixth round of their scheduled
ten-round bout at New York.
* *
-John Latzko won by a shad* from
Jack Fletcher of-Pittsburgh in a ten
round bout at Wilkesbarre, Pa.
* * *
Sam Wallach, manager of Leach
Cross, wants a return go with Joe
Rivers, while Joe Levy can not see
matters in this light.
| HORSE RACING j
i-*-“-"-***"#"*"*"”“*-*"*"*"*"*”*"*"*”*-*~*~* •
Walnut Hall farm owns 142 brood
mares of approved blood lines.
* * *
It is understood that the Billings col
ors will be seen in the futurities next
season.
• • *
It is 30 years since Jay Eye See
started the 2:10 list, in which there
are 621 members.
* * *
Murphy’s latest addition is Lena Riv
ers, by Mainsheet, that trotted around
2:08 at Lexington.
* "* *
The Horse Review wisely says: “De
troit should think twice before she
changes the class of the SIO,OOO M. &
M.”
• * *
Hallmark, 2:11%, as a three-year-old
this sea'son is expected by Lon Mc-
Donald to develop into a high-grade
aged trotter.
• * *
It has been another great year for
jgrand old Pop Geers. He retired for
the winter after winning over $53,000
on the Grand Circuit.
BASEBALL
Ed Konetchy says unless he is trad
ed to the Giants he will jump the St.
Louis club.
• * *
Shano Collins has bought a house in
Pittsfield, Mass., where he intends to
make his home in the future.
* * *
A1 Williams and John Henry are ex
pected to do the catching for the
Washington team next season.
• * •
The Milwaukee Brewers have turned
down the Reds’ offer of Second Base
man Egan for Pitcher Joe Hovlik.
• • •
Max Carey, outfielder of the Pitts-
Iburgh Pirates, is putting in the winter
jas drummer for a silk hosiery house.
* * *
Manager Clarke of Pittsburgh is
ithinking seriously of selling Mike
IMitcheiL Cozy Dolan and Chief Wil
,Bon.
No Fear of Father Dying Young.
When little Doris climbed up to her
father’s knee, it was quite obvious
ithat some deep problem was troubling
‘her mind. Presently she unburdened
jherself of the momentous question.
“Papa,” she asked, “was it a very
:wise person who said ‘The good die
(young ?’ ”
“Yes,” replied her father. “I sup
pose he must have been very, very
jwise.”
“Well,” said the child, after medi
tating for some time on the import
R. ST. B. BOYD OF HARVARD
The intercollegiate cross country
run over the Courtland park course,
in which more than 200 athletes from
the various colleges throughout the
country participated, was won by R.
St. B. Boyd of Harvard, who covered
the distance of six miles in the record
breaking time of 34 minutes and 37
seconds.
| BILLIARDS t
The professional tournament at 14.1
balkline projected by the Brunswick-
Balke-Collender people will start next
April in order to co-operate with and
not conflict with the amateur tourna
ment. The field is expected to com
pete will consist of Hoppe, Slosson,
Yamada, Morningstar, Demarest, Sut
ton, Cline, Taylor, Cutler and Wright.
i
j GOLF j
Harry Vardon is out with the state
ment for his belief, sustained and sub
stantiated by Alex Finley, that Chick
Evans is the best American golfer.
* * *
Vardon and Ray got back home as
tight as clam shells with information,
refusing to American gold for
English newspapers. They had a crow
to pick with the British press and are
biding their time.
FOOTBALL j
“Nick” Carter, the Yale end, is the
son of the Rev. Charles E. Carter of
Hartford, the first college pitcher to
use a curve ball.
* •
Right Guard Busch, member of the
Porno tribe of Indians of California,
will succeed Gus Welch as captain of
the Carlisle Indians.
* * *
Swarthmore’s 1913 football squad
will probably go down into history as
the only one whose prospects were
spoiled by vaccination.
* * *
Hobey Baker and Phillips are two
of the present Tigers who leave Old
Nassau without having seen their
elevens beaten by Yale.
* a *
Raynsford, the left end of the Wol
verine eleven, has been chosen to cap
tain Michigan in 1914. The., election
is said to have been over the protest
of Yost
• • *
And they say that Welch, the Car
lisle captain and quarter, is another
Eckersal as he zigzags through a
broken field and carooms off the bump
of the tackier.
• * *
There is some talk of McWhorter of
Georgia going to Michigan. The
Cracker star will be unable to play
for the Wolverines, however, as he
has played out his time in the south.
* * *
Lawrence Whitney, the Olympic
shot putter, and the Green’s wonderful
back whom many will pick for All-
American honors, has been elected
captain of the 1914 eleven of Dart
mouth.
I MISCELLANEOUS j
Cornell won the team chapionship
in the sixth annual cross-country race
at New York.
* * .*
Charles Molander is slated to lead
the Maroon basket ball team during
the present season.
* * *
Agitation has been started in Cal
ifornia to secure the Vanderbilt and
Grand Prize road races for the Santa
Monica course.
* 9 •
“Many believe that the loss of Jim
Thorpe would cripple us beyond re
pair,” says Glen Warner, “but I think
we refuted that argument suoeßas
fully-"
of his answer, “I’m not really so much
1 surprised about you; but mummy
no, I don’t see how mummy managed
to get growed up!”
Morning of Life.
Let every dawn of morning be to
you as the beginning of life, and every
setting sun be to you as its close";
then let every one of these short lives
leave its sure record of some kindly
thing done for others, some goodly
strength or knowledge gained for
yourselves.—John Rusktn.
SSljillE
NATURAL QUERY.
Miss ikuffitt had recently joined the
Band of Sisters for Befriending Burg
lars, and was being shown over a
prison for the first time.
One prisoner, evidently a man of ed
ucation, interested her more than the
others. He rose and bowed to her
when she entered his cell, apologizing
for the poorness of his apartment.
Miss Muffitt could not help wonder
ing how this refined man came within
the clutches of the law. In fact, as
she was leaving the cell, she said:
“May I ask why you are in this dis
tressing place?”
“Madam,” he replied, “I am here for
robbery at a seaside hotel.’’
“How vqry interesting!” said Miss
Muffitt. “Were you—er —the proprie
tor?” —London Answers.
AFTER THE RACES ARE OVER.
“Young Doctor Emdee claims to
know a very great deal about race
horses.”
“Perhaps, but I don’t think he’s
much on a diagnosis. He’s better on
post-mortem.”
A Hen’s Lay.
How wonderful would be the hen
If some fine day, when all alone,
In place of laying just one egg,
She’d go and lay a corner-stone!
The Perfect Car.
“This story of yours is all right,”
said the editor, “but your description
of the hero’s automobile is simply im
possible. If there was an automobile
made as perfect as the one you de
scribe, I’d buy one tomorrow. Where
in the world did you get your ideas?”
“That was easy,” replied the author.
“I got my friend, Bragley, to describe
his new car.” —Judge.
Himiliating.
“I see where a prominent young
man was accidentally killed while
cranking his automobile.”
“It must have been a sad blow to
his family for the public to know
that.”
“You mean the news of his death?”
“No, the fact that he didn’t own a
self-starting machine.”
Her Ailment.
“What’s the matter with you,
aunty?”
“Oh, I’se sufferin’ wif plumbago,
honey.”
“Is the doctor doing anything for
you?”
“He said maybe he’d give me a epi
demic interjection, yas, honey.”
In Boston.
Friend—This must be bargain day.
I never saw such a crowd in your store
before.
Dry-Goods Man —I should say it is
bargain day. We are selling Homer’s
“Iliad,” in the original Greek, at 98
cents! —Puck.
NOTHING.
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“What were the provisions of your
uncle’s will?”
“I am to have all he left after the
payment of his just debt.”
“That was kind. What did he
leave?”
“Just debt.”
Dress.
Gorgeous Individual (visitor at sea
side, running across resident friend)
Thanks for your note, old chap, I’ll
be delighted to dine with you tonight.
Friend —That’s good! By the way,
I think I said, Come as you are; but
do you mind dressing? We’re such
plain, simple people.—Punch (Lon
don).
Different.
Some men drink deep
To drown regret.
While others light
A cigarette.
Paw Knows Everything.
Willie —Paw, when a baby gets sick
why do they call the doctor?
Paw—To cure it, my son.
.Willie —Well, why don’t they send for
the curate, instead of the doctor.
,Paw—You go to bed, Willie.
Woman to Woman.
Crafty Milliner (coaxingly)—The
white feather on the hat makes
madam look about twenty-one.
Mrs. Sprite (eagerly)—Yes, yes.
Why not put on two or three more? —
Judge.
.
THE FROSTBURG SPIRIT, FROSTBURG, MB
Don’t Do It Again.
“Miss Dubbkins —Marrietta,” stam
mered Wimpleton nervously, “er —
wow—will yuh—you mum —mum —
marry me?”
“Don’t you ever ask me a question
like that again, Reginald Wimpleton,”
replied the girl proudly.
“Bub —but wuh—why, Mum' —Mari-
etta?” stuttered Wimpleton. “I lul—
lul —love you dud —devotedly—”
“Because,” the fair girl answered
firmly, "because it will not be neces
sary for you to subject yourself to
the nervous strain. I will.’V-Harper’s
Weekly.
Unnelghborly.
“About the meanest man I ever
knew,” said Farmer Corntossel, “lived
way out west, where the cyclones
blew.”
“Did you have personal experience
with him?”
“Sure. A windstorm picked up my
house and blew the whole family over
on to his farm.”
“Wouldn’t he come to your assist
ance?”
“No. He rushed off and got a law
yer to bring action against us for tres
pass!”
A Practical Soul.
Not long ago a country parson went
to preach in an old remote parish in
the southern part of Maine. The aged
sexton, in taking him to the place, in
sinuatingly said:
“I jest do hope you won’t mind
preachin’ from the chancel. Ye see,
this is a quiet place, no children about,
an’ I’ve got a duck a-settin’ on four
teen eggs in the pulpit.”—Harper’s
Magazine.
In the Thirties.
An Envious Contemporary (to Miss
Budding)—And so you are really en
gaged to Mr. Timid Smithkins?
Miss Budding (quite provokingly)—
Yes, dear; and I want you to suggest
something sweet and tender to go in
my engagement ring.
Envious Contemporary—lf I were in
your place I’d just have the simple
word Eureka. —Puck.
ILLUSTRATIONS.
The Writer —Can you use an article
on King Solomon?
Magazine Editor —Yes, if you can
furnish a set of portraits of his wives.
” Jarred the Infant.
The Boston baby cried all night;
His nurse has foolish ways
And rashly told him Bacon might
Have written Shakespeare’s plays.
Somewhat Ambiguous.
"We were playing bridge. Wombat
led the ace of hearts, and while I was
looking my hand over he kissed my
pretty partner.”
“What did you do?”
“I followed suit.”
Finishing Up.
Mr. Gibson —Haven’t you got that
new dress planned yet?
Mrs. Gibson —Nearly. I shall only
have to have one more talk about it.
Mr. Gibson —I should think you
would get tired of talking with that
dressmaker.
Mrs. Gibson —Oh, I’m through with
her; I’m all ready to consult the police
now!—Judge.
Anything to Please.
“What’s the baby crying for now?”
asked the head of house from the
depth of his paper.
“He wants his own way,” answered
the mother.
“Well, if it’s his, said the absent
minded man, “why don’t you let him
have it?”- —Punch.
Finishing Her Education.
"In the old days a genteel school
taught a young lady how to tread a
measure, to courtesy, how to enter a
room.”
“And now?”
“Now she is taught how to mix a
cocktail and tell a few smoking-room
stories.”
That’s Human.
All kindly humor makes a hit
With men of sense;
But few of us care much for wit
At our expense.
Boarding House Repartee.
He was one of those fresh young
fellows, given to the use of bromid
isms and stale slang. At the break
fast table, desiring the milk, he ex
claimed: “Chase the cow down this
way, please.”
“Here, Jane,” said the landlady;
"take the cow down to where the calf
is bawling.”
His Talents.
Visitor (in. editorial sanctum) —Who
is that mournful-looking individual
smoking that horrid clay pipe?
The Great Editor —Oh, that’s Aunt
Mary. He edits the children’s page.—
Pearson’s Weekly.
Recruits.
Jigson—Hear you have had an ad
dition to your family.
Nugson—Yes, two.
Jigson—Twins?
Nugson—No—a baby boy and my
wife’s mother.
ISLAND TAHITI
White Men Rare in This South
Sea Country.
Is Today the Same Paradise Which
~ Cook Found It, When a Century
and a Half Ago He Put Into
Pao-Pao to Water Ships.
New York. —To the average traveler
Tahiti remains the ile inconnu. The
tourist is not expected there; he is
regarded with suspicion. He demands
a bath-tub —article undreamed ot in
the island philosophy—he demandß a
reasonable degree ol promptness in
the every-day affairs of life, he makes'
other and extraordinary demands.
When he realizes that nothing what
ever has been done for his amusement
or edification, that to the islanders the
outer world from which he comes ex
ists only in the imagination; when he
realizes these things—as soon he does
—it is then that he learns to content
himself with things as they are, and
to admire the beauties of the place as
nature made —and has left —them.
There are no towns upon Moorea.
White men are a rarity. It is today
the island paradise which Cook found
it when, a century and a half ago, he
put into Pao-Pao to water his ships.
Today, also, the native lives the life
he did then —the native —ignorant, un
civilized, if you please, but with a
voice and manners, a gift of hospital
ity; which put the white man to
shame. Here, more than elsewhere,
he seems himself a part of that haunt
ing beauty which surrounds him on
every hand.
Here, when the day is done, under
the cocoanuts and the bananas, “be
twixt the sun and moon upon the
shore,” the traveler —if he is fortunate
enough to have the entree —sits him
down, as honored guest, among the
retainers of the native chief. Mounted
upon a native pony, and in the cool of
the morning, he has coursed the wild
pig in the shadows of the great crater
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Summer Visitors to Tahiti.
valley. The afternoon has found him
ava-fishing in the inland lake. Now
the shadows are falling, the magical
afternoon mists are over the peaks
which climb steeply upward before
him, and the short twilight is at hand.
Presently, the tropic moon will rise
to take its course directly overhead,
making the weird vistas about him
light as day again. He hears the
voices about him, prattling in the me
lodious Maori tongue, and, afar off,
the thunder of the surf upon the dis
tant reefs.
He closes his eyes and dreams of a
tomorrow like today, and then of still
other tomorrows. He has eaten the
fei —the island Lotus —and, if he
dreams of home, it is as some place
which —perhaps —will know him no
more.
WAS IN NEED OF A SHAVE
Youth Disguised as Girl Collects $43
From “Loving” Men; Stubble
Discloses Identity.
Coapke, N. Y. —By far the most com
manding feature of the fair conducted
by the Ladies’ Aid Society of the First
Baptist, church of this village, was a
large square tent at one end of the
hall on which this sign was displayed:
MISS EMILY LAWSON WILL
SELL KISSES
PRICE 25C EACH.
The fair endured for two evenings,
ending. The kissing tent did more
business than all the other depart
ments combined, for the managers
tooh in $43 and might have gathered
more, but for an unfortunate incident.
One young man, after paying a dol
lar on the second evening for four
osculations, came back from the open
ing where the pretty face was dis
played and whispered to a friend:
“Joe, there’s only one trouble with
that girl’s kisses. She needs a shave.”
Following came a raid on the tent',
when it was found that “Miss Emily
Lawson” was Peter F. Broderick, a
good-looking young man, who dis
guised himself as a girl.
Pressed for time, he had failed to
use his safety razor and the fraud
was discovered through the stubble on
his lips. But the Ladies’ Aid Society
repudiate him; they had no part in
the plot.
THE END TO A FAMOUS SCOUT
Oliver Wiggins, a Denver Pioneer,
Dead at Ninety Years —Friend
of Kit Carson.
Denver. —Oliver (“Old Scout”) Wig
gins, one of Denver’s most famous
early frontiersmen, died at his resi
dence here. He was ninety years old.
Wiggins came across the plains in
1838. For a number of years he was
a member of Kit Carson’s famous com
pany of frontiersmen and served un
der Carson in the Mexican war, where
he was wounded at the Battle of
Monterey.
His cabin was one of the first built
in Denver. From 1848 to 1858 he was
employed as scout, guide and hunter
for the immigrant trains across the
plains and his knowledge of the fron
tier extended through the length and
breadth of tho Rocky mountains.
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Isracible Old Salt Had Many Things
He Would Like to Declare, But
Not at That Time.
Mrs. Van Alen Thompson, whose
entry into the country gave her much
difficulty with the customs officials,
was recounting her experiences to a
few friend in Boston. She said;
“It was very unpleasant, but not the
least unpleasant part was the attitude
of the customs officials. I hope they
don’t intend to be as rude as they ap
pear to the returned traveler.
“But,” continued Mrs. Thompson,
philosophically, “I suppose it would
he difficult to be popular as a customs
inspector. Everybody dislikes these
poor men. Everybody feels towards
them like the old skipper.
“This skipper, after undergoing sev
eral hours of suspicious cross-ques
tioning from two inspectors regarding
his cargo, was at last leaving the
wharf, when a young official, unaware
of his previous grilling, accosted him.
“ ‘Have you anything to declare,
sir?’ he demanded sharply.
“Furious, the old skipper glared at
the young man and shouted:
“ ‘Yes, young man. I’ve a good deal
to declare, but I’d be ashamed to say
it before a boy like you. You’re too
young to hear what I would like to
declare!’ ”
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Taking No Chances.
“I see,” said the editor, “that some
half-baked scientist schedules the end
of the world for next Saturday.”
“Yes, yes,” said the star reporter.
“I’ve got the story all ready. It won’t
happen.”
“Better write up the other side,
though. If it does happen we don’t
want to get scooped.”
In the Dark.
“Mrs. Blobster’s fad is ceramics.”
“Just so.”
“You don’t seem to be very much
interested.”
“How can I be interested when I
don’t know whether you are talking
about a new-fangled exercise or an
oriental cult?”
Business Blocked.
“I thought you were going away to
day.”
“Couldn’t buy a ticket.”
“Nonsesse. The ticket office is
never closed.”
“No, but there was a girl at the win
dow ahead of me.”
If a homely girl has plenty of money
. it’s an easy matter to meet a wise man
who will try to convince her she is a
prize beauty.
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relatives, we have yet to see a
moving picture of the man who does.
1 Love and kittens are born blind, but
they soon get their eyes open.
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How One Pastor Built Church.
Last winter one of the strong
churches of Los Angeles extended
Rev. W. H. Sheffer of Memphis, Tenn.,
a call to become their pastor, and after
considering all sides of the question
he decided to accept the call, relates
the Christian Herald. So he con
vened his official board, placed before
them his resignation and asked to
be released. His hoard being made up
of tactful business men, and know
ing that their pastor had tried for
years to build a new church, request
ed him to hold the resignation in
abeyance for a week, which he did.
Then the hoard got busy, bought a
new site for a church and paid $27,000
for it and reported to the church the
following Sunday that they would
build a new church on it at once if
their pastor would consent to remain
with them. He wanted another week,
and then said to his church: ”1 will
stay with you if you will subscribe
$45,000 for the new church at once.”
They took him at his word, and at
that service subscribed $54,000 for the
new building. It goes without say
ing that his church is very happy over
his decision to stay with them.
Now They Don’t Speak.
Mrs. Exe—Tom says that in order
to be a successful poker player one
must be cool, crafty, selfish, deceit
ful and have a touch of meanness in
one’s disposition.
Mrs. Wye —I guess that’s right. My
husband says that your husband near
ly always wins.
An Air of Depression.
“What does the sculptor call this
work?”
“The Toiler.”
“Ahem! Judging from the dejected
attitude of the figure, a walking dele
gate must have ordered the toiler to
strike.”
Getting Some Business.
“Is your son, the young doctor, get
ing any business?”
“Yes, he did very nicely during the
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