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The Bemidji Pioneer. EDWARD KAISER., Publisher Entered In the postofhce at Bomidji second-olasH matter. PUBLISHED EVERY THURSDAY. Official County and City Paper. THE IOWA IDEA. in There are a few idiots left the states of Iowa and Minnesota, after the death of old Dean and Halvor B. Boen. Most of them are now following after the "Iowa idea" of tariff revision, which is nothing more nor less than free trade. In Minnesota the Dis patch and Journal are the lead ers of the idea brigade, and they are nervously and daringly lead ing the republican party into a swamp from which there will be no William McKinley to rescue it. They led it in an assault upon the forward and upward move ment of American trade abroad and American financiering to that end, and when too late to remedy or correct the harm done have ignominiously laid down in the traces and ceased to "holler" against a merger which is prac tically accomplished, and the Minneapolis end is now begin ning to howl for a union railroad depot for that citya species of consolidation which would de stroy all hustling and all rivalry for passenger traffic. The Iowa idea is all bosh and rubbishgotten up by men who are coming up in politics for the purpose of hoisting out the fel lows who are already up. There is nothing statesmanlike about it. E/ery merchant and every mer chant and every manufacturer who goes into some rival's home town to trade has to sell cheaper in that rival's town than in his own. He sells cheaper abroad than he does at home, and so works off his surplus and per haps establishes a permanent market. That is common prac tice in trade. And any Ameri can who is not shrewd enough to see that that is what Ameri cans are doing abroad, is not tit to advise his fellow countrymen how to vote. Mr. Steenorson who has be come the nominee of the republi can party by the voice of its members, is an able man and will make his mark in congress. Ho goes there ambitious to make a record, and as he is a tireless worker we shall be disappointed if he does not succeed. We are confident of his election in No vember. While the district is perhaps still close, nothing but mismanagement can prevent the new Ninth starting out with a republican representative in con gress, Mr. Valentine, though beaten, received a magnificent home endorsement. Brecken ridge at the election in 1900 cast a total vote of 357. At the pri maries Tuesday the village cast 885 republican votes, and Mr. Valentine received nearly 350. Such evidence of loyal support at home is certainly very gratify ing in the hour of defeat. Fergus Palls Journal. In the Oth Congressional dis trict A. P. Foster ran Buckman's majority for the republican nomi nation to Congress down to thirty and filed notice of contest with the Secretary of State, but the State Central Committee and the Ramsey County District Court convinced him that he might as well save his money and bob up serenely two years from now, which was a wise conviction. Hon. Andrew Grindeland was wise without any interference, and upon the score that he did not care to create any ill feeling in the party refused to consider the question of contest. Grinde land always was a high class re publican, and always stands by the nominees of the party. Some day he will have his reward, as all good party men do. Tenstrike merchants are lay ing plans to take the utmost ad itage of the "Y" connection which is being put in at Bemidji between the Great Northern and the Minnesota & International tracks. They propose to buy all the cordwood and cedar posts and poles that the settlers in the country adjacent will bring to them, and the settlers propose to bring all that the merchants will take and that theu- strong right arms can get ready for market. And so the "Merger" which is said to have accom plished the defeat of W. P. Street for state senator will this winter put some thousands of dollars into the pockets of the settlers in eastern Beltrami county, and make something more of the transfer yard at Bemidji. The Northern Pacific Railway is now hauling thousands of cars of wheat from Glenwood in Pope county, on the line of the Minne apolis & Pacific railroad, to Duluth by way of Little Palls and Brainerd. It must make the eyes of the Brainerd people stick out of their heads to see these strange freight cars going through thoir transfer yards and they must wonder if the Merger has gone so far that even the Soo lino has been absorbed by Jim Hill and his enormous aggregation of capital. And by the way, why doesn't the Minne apolis Times raise an everlasting howl about this new consolidation of railway interests? President Roosevelt is not a strong advocate of the Iowa idea. He is for tariff revision by the tariff commission, which means that he is not for tariff revision at all, except upon lines laid down by the conservative men |of both parties which means that he has not yet become a free trader which means that the Minneapo lis Journal and the St. Paul Dis patch will have to take back tracks upon this question as they have upon the consolidation of the two great railroads in north ern Minnesota. Halvor Steenerson will have a walk-away for election as con gressman of the 9th district. For the first time in fifteen)years the 'republican leaders in Polk county have gotten together, which insures the election of both Steenerson to congress and Stevens to the state senate, a consummation yghich very few of the politicians innorthernMinne sota have ever contemplated. Mr. Strand of Red Lake Falls, objects to the primary election taking place on Sept. 16, because, he says, it is an inconvenient time for farmers to get away from home in order to vote. He suggests the first Tuesday after the Fourth as being the best day. But wouldn't it be dangerous to have the two fireworks so close together? There are several schemes that can be worked at the primary election that are not for the well being of the republican party. The democrats this year did the nominating for the] republicans, and it may stand us in jhand to look out for the enemy. A. D. Stevens will be next senator from Polk county, and he will in all probability J|be the most efficient senator that county lias ever had in state senate. That great coal famine that we hear of does not affect us. We living living in the woods and having a little shelter of our are are own. There is just this much about it, democrats in general voted the republican ticket at the pri maries, or there are no democrats left. The primary election is the kind of an incubator that hatches trouUle, and it doesn't take a brooder to keep it alive. The Duluth News-Tribune and the Red Lake Falls Courier are poking fun at W. F. Street be cause he was what they call too frank on the merger question, and got licked for the senator ship. But nobody has ever heard Street regret his frankness or his attitude on that question. In deed, he frankly says he would sooner be beaten as a merger candidate than elected as an anti merger^ for the latter is bound to be a helpless, stupid, blunder ing, dishonest demagogue of a politician, and that Street will never be, not for a dozen senator ships. George Spear has been nomi nated for county attorney by the republicans* of Itasca county. George is a fine young man, worthy of the confidence of the people of his county, and would make an honest and industrious official. It is to be hoped he will be elected by a large majority. HIS PECULIAR STATUS. A Frenchman Who Was Legally Dead Though Otherwise Much Alive. "1 am dead. I ought not to have offered myself as a witness but I had forgotten for the moment that I was dead." Such, aecording to a Paris correspondence of the London Telegraph, was the extraordinary speech uttered by an individual of substantial proportions, and evi dently in the enjoyment of the beat of health. There was a row between a couple of cabmen, and several by standers, including the alleged dead person, who volunteered their serv ices as witnesses. When, however, the policeman put to him the usual questions about his trade, etc., he was treated to this marvelous reply. There was a laugh all round, but the hero of the adventure repeated, with the utmost gravity, that this was really his legal status indeed, he promptly produced a document set ting forth that he had breathed his last in a hospital in South America in the month of January. "It is quite en regie, so I am dead: But I a.m on my way to have rectified, as you perceive, that, although legally dead, I am alive all the same," he added, and then he explained that some time ago he had been attacked at Bordeaux and robbed of his papers, which had been appropriated by one of his assailants, who had taken his name. This was the man who had expired at the hospital at Buenos Ayres, and, having ascertained the facts, and obtained a copy of the cer tificate of death, the speaker was pro ceeding to one of the suburbs where he had been born, to have the matter set to rights. His story so interested the cabmen that they became recon ciled on the spot, and now he is alive, legally, as well as in the flesh, his lit tle excursion in Boulogne-sur-Seine Uaving had tiie desired result. BREVITIES OF FUN. Not a Faculty.She-"Have you noticed that I have a faculty for fall ing in love?" He"Faculty? No, ficklety."Yale Record. "I suppose your engagement to the baroness is still a secret. "Yes only my most intimate creditors know of it."Fliegende Blaetter. He"She's beginning to take an interest in me." She"Do you real ly think so?" He"Oh, yes she's started in to lecture me on economy." Philadelphia Record. Mrs. Rubba"I wonder why that woman keeps watching me so?" Mr. Rubba"Perhaps she is trying to find out why you are staring at her." Philadelphia Press. Merely an Oversight.Newspaper Editor"Somehow or other, I am unable to see any sense in this thing." Poet"Oh, I beg your pardon. I made a mistake and handed you a poem intended for a magazine." Chicago Daily News. Book Agent"This book, sir, will tell you how to keep bugs from your potatoes, how to rid your barn of rats" Uncle Eben"You ain't got no book that tells how to rid a farm uv book agints, hev yer?"De- troit Free Press. Cause and Effect.Mr. Quips "The last time I saw Mrs. Newbryde she said her husband was sick." Mrs. Quips"Yes, the last time I saw her she was making some sort of dainty dish for him." "Ah! then I must have seen her shortly after you did."Philadelphia Press. Masculine Consistency. Man's consistency permits him to take beer in winter to keep him warm and in summer to keep him cool.N. Y. Herald, ADRIFT ON AN ICE CAKE. An Eskimo Seal Hunter's Days and Nights of Extreme Peril Cast away on a cake of floating ice, drifting toward the frozen sea, be yond the sight of land, enduring in tense cold, finally coming in contact with an icy pack that permitted him to travel by leaping from one piece of ice to another, and after three days and two nights of vigil and dan gerous traveling over fields of float ing ice, reaching the Diomede islands, where he slept under the shelter of a rock, is the experience of a Cape Prince of Wales native, says the Seattle Post Intelligencer. When Judge Wickersham and Louis Lane were at Cape Prince of Wales, in January, an Esquimaux seal hunter of the name of Netaxite was lost in a floe. Nothing was heard of him for weeks. One day, March 1, he surprised the village of Kingegan, and brought joy to tne hearts of his relatives, by returning. He was ac companied by natives from the Dio medes and looking fine. They had walked over from the Diomedes. Netaxite's sister was glad to see him, but she did not fall on his neck and weep. She just smiled, but there was a wonderful light of happiness in her eyes. When Netaxite, in quest of seals, discovered that he had floated away from the ice pack, and was being car ried northwest by one of those cur rents that are rivers between shores of ice, he could do nothing but wait for his precarious ice raft to carry him to the pack. The cake upon which he was afloat was then eight or nine feet in diameter, and it was a long time before he could leave it. He drifted from view, and finally the high ridge back of the village faded, and in the dreary perspective there was nothing but water and ice. The next day he reached the ice pack, and began his journey to the Diomedes. He found smooth floes and traveled rapidly. When night came he was forced to stop, as the go ing was too dangerous to be attempt ed after dark. He had had no sleep since he began his perilous trip, and did not dare to sleep. Weary and drowsy he began another night of waiting. When day dawned he started again, but in-his exhausted condition he was compelled to travel slowly. As evening approached he saw an island, the Little Diomede, and succeeded in reaching it before darkness came on. He found a sheltered spot beneath a rock and slept. Next morning he preceded to walk around the south ern end of the island to the settle ment, which was probably 15 miles distant. The shore ice clinging to the steep base of the island is very narrow and rugged, and as this was his fourth flay out since he left his home to go hunting his suffering in his weakened condition must have been intense. When he left home he had some dried apples in his pocket, and these he had eaten the first day. His toes and one of his feet were slightly frozen. When he reached the settlement he found friends and relatives, and received the best care. He said: "I was all right then, but I could not sleep for thinking about my peo ple grieving for me. I saw one'white bear, but did not try to kill it. The ice is smooth and two Diomede na tives have gone in East Cape." A big dance was given in the vil lage at Cape Prince of Wales in honor of Netaxite's safe return, and he and his relatives distributed presents to the people.Seattle Post-Intelli gencer. A SUCCESSFUL ANGLER. May Not Only Land Fish But Also Fish ing Invitations. "He was a beauty, plump, three pounds, and as handsome a fish as ever came out of Long Island." "Where did you find him?" "In my own brook." "I thought as much. In these days one does not catch three-pound trout in Long Island waters unless he owns a stream or knows somebody else who does, and will let him in for an hour or two. It is a condition of things which has made an entirely new definition of the successful an- gler." "Yes What do you call a success ful angler?" "A successful angler is one who successfully fishes for an invitation to go fishing in a preserved stream." "Do you call yourself successful?" "That is for you to say." "Well, come down next Wednes day. I guess there is another three pounder where I got that one." Forest and Stream. There's always room at tne topi people will not live in attics if they can help it.Chicago Daily News. A PANTHER'S DEN.' Clean and Bright, in Decided Contrast to the Popular Idea. It was my good fortune to disco rer the newly abandoned lair of a cougar family, and further, and to me new, evidence of that fastidious cleanli ness which is a marked characteristic of the animal, says a writer in Out ing. This retreat was not at all the typical "panther's den" of tradition, but a bush-grown harborage under the edge of a rock with just enough of shelf to keep off the rain. I should not have found this breeding place but for a certain well-gnawed array of bones scattered over a little smooth bench above a creek channel. From this boneyard there was a very traceable path leading through grass and brush to the retreat where the dam had housed her young. The evidence here told plainly of the cougar's long immunity from annoy ance and attack and of a thoroughly cleanly habit of life. There was no bone or other sign of feasting about the lair. The dam had carried her kill to the creek bench in every in stance and the children had been called to the Aining-room. As bones which would have been crunched or eaten by grown animals had been perfectly cleaned by the kits, I was able to judge of their suinmer/s diet. This had consisted mostly of minor game, rabbits, marmots, grouse and the like, with an occasional small deer. At least one whole family of badgers, old and young, had been served, pussy having" probably Jain for them at their hole until they were all. in. The Largest Vat. The largest oak wine vat in the world is being erected in a San Fran cisco cellar. When finished it will have the proportions of a two-story cottage, and could accommodate four quadrille sets on its end. The famous Heidelberg tun has a capacity of 50,- 000 gallons, while the western one will hold 80,000. HUNTERS BAG A FORTUNE. Sow a Babbit in a Bnrrow Led to Find* ing of a Mine. There is still living at Ilkley-anold Yorkshire sportsman, Mr. Charles Whittaker, who was present at the shooting of a certain historic rabbit. Here is the story, says London Tit Bits. In the forties a party of gentle men were out shooting in the Cleve land Hills. At that time the old sporting families were resident in what were then the desolate York shire dales, and Mr. Whittaker was one of the party. What sport they had! What bags they brought home1 He remembers two peculiarities of the shooting men in that day. They shot in tall hats, and no time was spent over the lunch-basket for it had not yet come into vogue. In the course of that day a rabbit was wounded, and, naturally enough, made for its burrow. Not wishing to lose it, the keeper tried to get it out of the hole by means of his ramrod. He failed to extract the rabbit but in the course of probing he broke off a piece of stone, which he drew from the burrow to enable him to get deep er down. The stone caught the eye of one of the party, who was interested in some works in South Wales. He put it into his pocket, and experts told him it was apiece of genuine iron ore. Ne gotiations followed with Sir J. H. Lowther, on whose land the ore was found. The immediate result was the placing of a mining plant and subsequent results have been that in the town of Middlesbrough, number ing 80,000 inhabitants, vast for tunes accumulated, and a prospect of further development which none can foretell. Buna xneir winter nome. At the time when the government is encouraging Connecticut valley farmers to grow tobacco under cloth and get $2 a pound for it, anew en emy to the crop has appeared, but ap parently it has no use for the old fashioned tobacco. Clark Brothers, of Poquonock, are the first to solve the mystery of his identity. Part of their valuable crop is near the Farm ington river, and they found each morning that rows next to the stream had been cut off clean and taken away. In all over 300 fine plants had dis appeared when Michael Leamy was appealed to for aid. He set a large trap and the next morning found a muskrat in it. These animals gnawed) off the plant and swam with them to an island in the river, where they are building a winter mansion. Flags, grass and sticks are the us ual material, but high-class tobacco apparently suits muskrats better. Other farmers now surround their $elds with traps.N.Y. Herald. MgRH Minnesota International RAILWAY COMPANY. In Connection with the ..Northern Pacific. RAILWAY COMPANY Provides the best train service be tween Blackduck, Bemidji, Walker and intermediate stations and Minne apolis, St.'Paul, Fargo and Duluth and all points east and west. Through coaches between Blackduck and the Twin Cities. No change of cars. Ample time at Brainerd for dinner. TIME CARD Effective Sept. 1st, 1902. Dally ex. STATIONS Daily ex. Sunday 8unday 7:00 a.m.Lv Blackduck Ar 7:05 7 17 Tenstrike Lv. 6:46 7 #8 Farley 6:35 732 Turtle 6:31 8:10...% Bemidji 8:05 8:32 Nary 5:26 8:43 Guthrie 5:15 8:57 Lakeport 5:02 9:28 Walker 4:35 H:57 Hackensack 4:00 |Hifi Backus 3:42 0 Pine Elver 8:21 lu:48 Jenkins 8:09 10 55 Pequot 3:02 11:13 Hubert 2:45 11:25 Merrifleld 2:35 11:55 a. m. Ar Brainerd Lvp. m.2:00 N. P. RY. i:05 p. m. Lv......Brainerd Ar. p. m.l:05 2:05.. Little Falls Lv. 12:05 3:04 St. Cloud a. m. 11:07 4:17 Elk River 10:10 4:40 Anoka :52 5:27 Ar Minneapolis Lv. 9:15 6:05 Ar St. Paul Lv. a.m. 8:45 1:10 p. m. Lv Brainerd Ar. p. m. 12:35 1:53 Aitkin Lv. a. m. 11:49 3:43 Carlton 9:50 4:38 West Superior 8:55 4:55 Ar Duluth Lv. a. m. 8:40 1:25 p. rn. Lv BrainerdAr.p.m. 12-45 6:00 Ar Fargo Lv. a. ra. 8:00 W. H. GE51MELL. G. A. WALKER. General Manager. Agent THE GREAT BED OF WARE. It Is Large Enough to Hold a Dozen Per sons Comfortably. When Elihu Burritt, the learned American blacksmith, went on his walking tour from London to the Lands Ends, lie turned aside to see the Great Bed of Ware, and might have slept in it, but didn't. This enormous bed is ten feet1 nine inches square and seven feet six inches high. It is madg of Spanish oak, elegantly carved, and is a won derful specimen of antique furni ture that for three centuries has been the pride and glory of the Sara cen's Head at Ware. The top is a solid canopy of beau tifully carved wood, made in one piece. At the base of each footpost are boxes. It was the custom in old times for a newly-arrived guest who had never seen it before to drink a toast to the bed in a can of beer. Twelve persons have slept in it at one time, and it is asserted in the old chronicles that 20 did so at a pinch. Shakespeare alludes to it in "Twelfth Night." When Sir Toby, Belch urges Aguecheck to send a challenge to his supposed' rival he says: "Put as many lies in a sheet as will lie in it, although the sheet were big enough for the bed of Ware in England." Some modern authorities declare that it is not older than the reign of Elizabeth, but this can hardly be, as when it was put up for auction part of the coat of arms of the earl of War wick was found on the bottom or back of it, with the date 14, and there is a tradition in the counties of Berks and Warwickshire that it was originally in Warwick castle, and made for the accommodation of King Edward IV. of England, who could not sleep in an ordinary bed, being an immensely tall man, only one inch short of seven feet. This tradition says it-was removed from Warwick castlewhere it is called in the household book "the king's bed"to the inn at Ware to accommodate Edward in one of his campaigns during the wars of the roses. There is common sense in the story, for Edward was a voluptuous* man, reveling in all the luxuries which could be procured in so rude an age, carrying with him when he went to war or hunt silken pavilions, cup boards of plate, feather beds, many changes of apparel, and choice wine for himself and his favorites. The bed was put up at auction once, and Charles Dickens bid 100 guineas for it. It was bought in by the landlord, who did not think the price sufficient. It has been seen by multitudes of travelers, who described it and drank its health, and it is alluded to in Far qua/s play of "The Kecruiting Offi- cer," who, in speaking of the last bed' of the slain after a great battle, cries: "O, a mighty large bed, bigger byj half than the great bed of Ware! Ten thousand people may lie in together and! never feel one another."Att lanta Constitution. In the New York office of Pierpont Morgan there is a junior clerk, the son of a millionaire, who when not otherwise employed is engaged in slicing the flaps of envelopes which have been u&ed. The backs are pre served in pads for scribbling'paper. The mail of such a house is enormous and the saving effected in this waj is not inconsiderable. ..i ,i j- i sw Wk$ Defective