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i 1 0 No Is the Time to Bu PER CENT DREW PRIZE LM LOTTERY. Wonderful Luck of Ensign on United States Battleship. Lieutenant-Commander A. B. Wil lits, whose family lives in a Phila delphia suburb, has written an inter* esting letter home from nis ship, the Iowa, which is cruising in South American waters with the South At lantic squadron. The officer tells how last month the squadron was halted in the harbor of a little south ern city that was muc'i excited over a lottery drawing soon to be pulled off. An ensign on a sister ship of the Iowa bought for $1 a one-tenth chance at the $100,000 prize, and then, out of curiosity, attended the drawing. There was considerable rigmarole for a time, and a dark-skinned native posted on a board a number. The en sign looked at his ticket, and it was the same as that which had won. He could not. he said afterward, speak. He had to walk out into the air. Hia delight was indescribable. The next day one of the officials of the lottery brought to him aboard his ship a bag containing $10,000 in gold. Ag he is poor and as he is also manied, he thinks the money will come in very handy. Subscribe for The Daily Pi- oneer. FURNITUR pFVWVVVVVVVVyrWVV'IfV'ffTWWl First Class Sample Room. For Ten Days Onl MAC'S MINT Geo. McTaggart, Prop. Choice Wines, Liquors and Cigars. Beltrami Avenue. Bemidji, Minn. on all Furniture, Carts, Buggies, Paints, Oils and Varnishes. Call and get the net prices. Furniture de- livered free any reasonable distance. Surgeons' Sutures. Modern surgery employs dozens of different kinds of thread for sewing up cuts and wounds. Among them are kangaroos, horsehair, silk and very fine silver wire. The short, tough tendons taken from the kanga roo, which are used for sewing severe wounds, are particularly valuable and have saved many lives they hold for about a month before they break away. Silk thread will hold for much I longer, sometimes six months, while the fine silver wire is practically in destructible. Thus a surgeon is able i to select a thread that wiU last as long as the wound should take to heal, and will then disappear com pie.te.ly.Science Sii'tings. The Need of the Forests. Scientific research, says the Syra cuse Post-Standard, has much to teach us as to the possibilities of removing lumber without damaging the forests but lumbering, as it is understood at present, has nothing to do with scien- I tific forestry. The state of New York never showed its superiority in i any more convincing way than when it went into the business of buying lands in the Adirondacks for the pur pose of protecting forests against fire. The state now owns 1,352,356 acres in the Adirondacks and 84,000 In the Catskills a total of 2,244 I square miles, a wood lot considerably i bigger than the state of Delaware. AArAAAAAJkAAAAAAi DISCOUNT NAYL OR 4 Choicest Brands. i i i i i i i i WWWWW Los Angeles' Wants. The trouble with Los Angeles, says the Los Angeles Times, is that we want so many things, and we want them all at oncegood telephone ser vice, more shade, clean streets, more paved streets, wires of all kinds un derground, bigger water mains, more school houses, another sewer to the sea, no third rail in the streets, a convenient hall, a speed ordinance that is strictly enforced, fewer sa loons, no bucket shops and no pool rooms, less oil oirtfche streets, less dust and a few other things too numerous to catalogue. They will all come along in time, no doubt. Has Had Long Span of Life. Amos Martin of Princeton, Pa., has just passed his one hundred and sixth birthday. He was a Highland piper at the battle of Waterloo. When he married his first wife, who was a spinster and owned a farm, he drove to her place with a blind horse, found her in a shed milkiug a cow, held an umbrella over her while he proposed in a manner most unconventionallor it was raining and wedded her next day. She died when he was ninety-six years old. Five years ago he wedded a widow who was sixty years old. The Ruler of Morocco. The Sultan of Morocco is described as a progressive young man whose misfortunes are quite undeserved. Though he grew up in the seclusion of an Oriental palace and-had no real education from the western point of view, he has thrown off the cramping influence of early training and is keen to acquire knowiedge. Europeans who have visited his court have been struck by his unusual intelligence, and they say he actually does possess a rough working acquaintance with the practical side of modern science. Lady Curzon's Bloodhound. Lady Curzon, the Indian vicereine, is exceedingly fond of dogs. In her kennels some time ago there was a beautiful bloodhound pup which had been presented to her by a native prince. A friend of Lady Curzon's who was being taken around the ken nels the other day asked the blood hound's name. "Oh, that dog's name is Morgan." replied Lady Curzon. "What made you call him Morgan?" asked the unsuspecting visitor. "Because." replied the vicereine, "he never loses a scent." Poodle Saved the Doll. French poodles, for all their fop pishness, are cast in the heroic mold, at witness the latest story from Paris. A fire was raging in the Rue Monsigny, and while the family shiv ered on the cobbles their poodle sprang through the flaming door, raced up the smoldering staircase, and in a trice returned, with the baby's doll in his jaws. New York's SuttrcaEury Discovered 117,000 of Them in 1901. In the minor coin division of the United States subtreasury in New York of 42,000,000 pennies received Uiere in 1901 over 117,000 were coun terfeit of the $2,026,000 received in minor coinsnickels, 3-cent pieces and pennies$1,331 were in counter feit pieces. Although the Baltimore subtreasury has no record of the amounts of coins detected here, be cause of the fact that the United States secret service men collect all of these coins from this city and take them to Washington for experimental purposes and for the purpose of de tecting whether or not any new coun terfeits are being circulated, it is known that but comparatively few spurious coins find their way into the local office of the treasury. About 15,050,000 pennies- are handl ed by the local subtreasury each year, and of these a remarkably small percentage have been found to be of no value. It was stated at the subtreasury yesterday that the prin cipal trouble, as far as counterfeits are concerned, has been with nickels. Not more than about 500 of these are received in a year, and receipts of pennies have been proportionately less. The man accustomed to the work spots a bad penny in the fraction of & second. Counting at a speed almost too fast for the untrained eye to fol-, low, he seldom, if ever, misses one that is off color or that lacks the sharpness of outline in the modeling of a genuine one. The expert, however, is seldom able to tell you what are the things that mark for him a particular coin as spurious. His senses are so highly trained to the work that he differen tiates and chooses almost instinctive ly. It is merely a matter of unremit ting vigilance and long experience. Baltimore American. HE KNEW ALL ABOUT IT. Long-Headed Man Not Wasting Money "in Advertising. He came into the office looking greatly worried. "I wish,' said he to the advertising man, "to advertise a lost dog, and I want you to put it in big typethe bigger the betterand say I'll give a sovereign for the return of the ani mal. Now I think of it, you can dou ble the reward, for I've got to have that dog back." "When was he lost?" inquired the advertising man. "Yesterday. He went away with one of my boys and failed to return." "Couldn't the boy tell you where he lest the dog?" "No he was lost with the dog, and I haven't found him yet." "What!" exclaimed the newspas.tr man. "You don't mean to say t\ l.t the boy is lost and you are only ad vertising for the return of the dog?" "Certainly I do. The boy will be returned free of cost, but it takes money to get a dog back. I know all about it. Lsge lost them both before." And the newspaper man had ao cumulated some more knowledge. "Roughing It" Up to Date* "Hello, old man! Where have you beeK" asked a shirtwaist nan of a sun-browned friend, at the two met in a Sixth avenue elevated train last Friday, according to the New York Herald. "Up in the Adirondacks camping out. Had an invitation from a friend who has a camp up there, and I tell you we had a grand old time," he answered. "Lots of fun roughing it in the mountains for a few weeks, isn't it?" "Fun! I should say so! It beats all the other 'roughing it' I ever came I up against. My friend who extended his hospitality has a new log cabin up there. Two stories, 11 rooms finest beds you ever lay on hard wood I floors, Oriental rugs, stained glass windows fur trophies and huge ant lers in the broad hall six servants, with a French chef at the head and &ach meals every delicacy of the season gun- rods, dogs, horses, i boats icehouse full of everything that__ 1 requires ice, and all that sort of thing without end. "I tell you, a little roughing it for a few weeks is a fine thing after a gay winter in the city." A Protean Youth. "Can you give me a job?" wrote a young man a few days ago to John P. Landrine, who has" a shop in Ber gen Avenue, Jersey City. Landrine wrote back ask.'ng the applicant to specify his qualifications. By return mail he received a letter Men ran about this way: "I am a comparatively young man. but have had large business experi ence, as per the following: I am an expert typewriter, a bookkeeper, a proficient stenographer, a telegraph operator, an experienced snow shov eler, a first-class corn husker and peanut roaster, have somo knowledge of clipping puppy dogs' ears, am 3 skillful chiropodist, a practical farmer and cook can take care of horses: can crease trousers: can open oysters and repair umbrellas. I have receiv ed a medal for reciting 'Curfew Shall Not Ring To-night.' That marvelous mass of accom plishments could not be overlooked by Landrine. The young man went to'work in the Jersey City shop the next day. "He ought to be a mighty handy man," said the boss. Ames Gets Further Stay. Minneapolis. May in.The defense in the Ames bribery case, which closed i Thursday with a verdict of guilty, yesterday asked for a stay of sentence. Judge Elliott grafted the request. FIND MANY _U8 PENNIES. ABOUT THE REFRACTORY DRAWER THE LETTER rN MASSACHUSETTS One Thing That It la Always Advisable to Do Refers Going for the Axe. "It seemed to me," said Mr. BUJtops, "that I had never known a drawer to stick so in all my experience. I got hold of both handles squarely and fairly, braced my knee against the next drawer under that one and pulled as hard as I could and couldn't budge it. "Then I tried to work it out, pulling first at one end and then at the other. I could start either end a lit tle, but that's all I'd get about half an inch on it and that's all I could get. Then I tried pounding on it the way you do on car windows when they stick, but it was no use couldn't move it. After that I tried the straight pull on it again, and almost upset the bureau this time. I did joggle some things off the top,.of it and then I was meditating on going for the axe when Mrs. BiTItop passing the door, look ed in. 'Is the drawer locked, Ezra?' she said. ^vnd by jiminy hoe-cakes, the draw er was locked. The key was in the lock, and somebody, I or somebody, had some time or other turned it, and It had never occurred to me to try it now. In fact, I never thought any thing about the key or the lock at all, one way or the other, but when I had turned that key, the drawer open ed just as easy. And I made up my mind that hereafter the first thing I should always do when I came across a bureau drawer that stuck would be to see if it wasn't locked."New York Sun. PASTOR'S PICTURES FOR A DIME J(r Wright's Scheme for Keeping Hei Husband's Memory Green, Mrs. William L. Wright, widow of the pastor of a Richmond (Va.) Bap tist church, has evolved a novel way of perpetuating her husband's mem ory. She sent several of his photo graphs, taken at "different times, to a iocal photographer and had them mounted on cardboard, with brief comments of his life and work and tributes from contemporary preach ers sketched in between the pictures. These cards were then taken to the dead pastor's church, says the New York Mail and Express and offered for sale among the congregation at ten cents a card to cover the expense of production. In a very short while after the people of the congregation knew that these cards could be had they were all bought up. Think or *h Mora'. "You needn't talk to me about the danger of taking medicine in the dark," said the middle-aged woman with the beautiful White hair, accord ing to the New York Evening Sun. And, by the way, white hair is quite ordinarily seen on the heads of com paratively young persons nowadays. 'No, you needn't talk to me about the danger of chat practice. I know all about it. Last right I went to the medicine closet to get that bottle of hair tonic. It is marked for 'external use only,' you know, and I remember ed that all right. I got a bottle and then, as I was in a hurry, I just pulled out the stopper and rubbed some of the stuff on my head. 'Oh! how sooth ing that is,' I thought to myself. 'It may not do my hair any good, but at any rat it is invigorating. Kind of cools the head.' Then I went into the light in the other room. I hadn't got the right bottle. I had got the bottle of red inK." Miss Roosevelt's Characteristics. Miss Roosevelt is said by a writer in Munsey's to have the distaste for old-fashiored domesticity which is more or less characteristic of the modern girl. Mrs. Roosevelt is an ex quisite needlewoman. Her daughter's utmost efforts in that line are con fined to the making of little gifts for her friends. Mrs. Roosevelt is a not able housekeeper, as well as brilliant hostess. Miss Rooseieit, although she cheerfully enough answeed any call for house duties at the family's Oyster Bay home, has always preferred a free, outdoor life. She is, however, scrupulous in social matters, keeping her calling lists posted with the ex actness of a bank book and answer ing all invitations with her own hand. She is, moreover, an athletic young woman with an inherited fondness for walking. Were Not I,oTe Letters. Among the young women in the navy department is one who includes among her duties tnat of indexing the official mail signed by Mr. Darling, assistant secretary of the navy. She is gifted with a real sense of humor, which aids her in overcoming the monotony of her work. The other day she was chatting with some female acquaintances, and one of them asked her what her duties were. "Oh, I don't do much, but read a lot of let ters signed 'Darling:'" Her friends made desperate efforts to find out who the enamored swain was, but the young clerk, with admirable simula tion of coyness refused to give details. How to Tie a Scarf. "The majority of men in tying a four-in-hand scarf or bow tie it too carefully," said an expert the other day. "A tie very symmetiically tied I looks like the ready made up article a resemblance that no dressy man aims at. The proper way to do the trick is to knot the tie a little bit awry. This does away with the ready I made appearance that comes of too careful tying and gives an artistic ef- i feet. There is quite a knack in doing the thing correctlythat is. getting I just enough of the negligee into the appearaace of the tied-up scarf." What a Westerner Mttses in the Great: Eastern- State. One of the things a westerner misses in Massachusetts is the letter R. A teacher in one of the schools near Boston was conducting a class in spelling. Tne exercise consisted in writing down sentences read aloud by the teacher. "Mistah Mo'se went to" Bawston," said the teacher. The lit tle girl from the west set it down: "Mr. Moss went to Boston," and could not understand why she was credited with an error in the marrking of her paper later in the uay. The little girZ has been ail but mobbed by her school matesin the cheerful way of these young savages everywherefor using the short O, tne final & and the round R, and she doesn't know whether to surrender for peace, or to stand for her American right to give correct ut terance to the language of the coun try. One of the teachers did try to as similate the R. She even insisted that her pupils should use it. You must say "moth-er," she urged. "Moth-er," lisped the urchin addressed. "Theahv that's proppah," said the teacher, ap provingly.National Magazine. EXPLAINS DEGREES IN ROGUERY Police Court Lawyer Gives His Defini tion of a "Decent" Thief. Speaking of one of his clients, a po lice court lawyer said tne other day: "He is quite a decent thief. He has a brother who is in the same line of business, but he is a bum." When asked what he meant by a decent thief, he said, with a philo sophical gravity: "Well, that's the kind of fellow who will save for the rainy day, so that when he gets in trouble he has ready cash for us lawyers. There are lots of thieves of this kind. I know a me thodical pickpocket, who sets aside so much a week for what he calls 'the legal department.' He pays his debts promptly, and is absolutely honest in everything outside the regular course of his business. The story goes that he once returned a pocketbook to a( woman who dropped it in a crowd and! then stole from her. When arraign ed, he made a clean breast of it, ex plained that running away with some tning which anotner person happened1 to drop wag not in his line."New York Commerc'*? Advertiser. Trial by Ordeal. In the Odessa District Court of Rus sia an extraordinary example of the peasants superstitions came recently before the public. A coachman named' Andrej Oleynik had been robbed of[ 16s., and suspicion fell upon an old Bulgarian, Peter Dutcho, who had* been staying in the house over night: Dutcho swore that he was not guilty.i but Oleynik said: "If you are inno cent then sit on the heatea stove!" Dutcho, to prove his innocence, will ingly sat upon the redhot stove, with! the natural result that he received1 terrible burns. Still he protested he had not stolen it, and Oleynik con sulted 3 proph^'^ss, who also said that Dutcho wr.s innocent. His accus er then humbly knelt before the burn ed martyr, and begged for forgive ness with tears, and offered 2s. as compensation. Dutcho generously, forgave, and was taken to a hospital, where after some time he was releas eda cripple for the rest of his life. Oleynik, however, was impeached by the authorities for "mishandling," but the case was remanded to await medi cal opinion as to Dutcho's sanity. Fanny Story with Serious Moral. A correspondent writes: "Your good story of W. S. Gilbert reminds me of a still better one that poor Corney Grain used to tell of the Bab balladist. Mr. Gilbert was on a visit to a friend. On the morning after his arrival he was chatting with his host before breakfast when he became suddenly aware that 'family prayers' were I about to be read. The "household filed in and the distinguished guest knelt down on the spot where he happened to be standing. Looking up he caught his host's eye fixed on him with a warning glance, which he, however, failed to read aright. The service be gan: 'Almighty Father, who has made all men alike (more telegraphic glances), rich, and poor, gentle and simple Then, unable to contain himself any longer, the host called out: 'Gilbert, you are kneeling among the servants!'"London M. A. P. Talma go Changed His Subject. Dr. Tannage, during his visit to Eng land in 1879, had been engaged to preach in p. church in one of the large towns of England. On arriving at the building he found it besieged by a throng of from 15,000 to 20,000 people. Naturally he expected the place would be crowded inside instead of this, he was surprised to find it only moder ately full. "Why," he demanded of the pastor, "don't you let this crowd of people come in?" "Oh said he. "each person inside has paid four shillings to come in." Dr. Talmage had intended to preach, from the text, "Without money and without price." He changed his sub ject. He Took the Job. A characteristic story is told of Abe Gruber. the well-known New York lawyer. When he was a boy looking for something to do he saw the sign, "Boy Wanted," hanging outside a store in New York. He picked up. the sign and entered the store. The proprietor met him. ''What did you bring that sign in. here for?'" asked tne storekeper. "You won't need it any more," said Gruber. cheerfully. "r the job.' g0 i takQ