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SPINNING WHEEL. AN OLD CUSTOM. [It Is announced that weddings by night are to be fashionable next season.] The groom has donned a dazzling shirt And tied a careless bovt The bride In far extending skirt, With bodice boldly low, Without a fear that folk will note. Has powdered nose and ears and throat. And now through Ixmdon's glittering streets, Gay with electric stars, While Signor Manclnelli beats The Opera's opening bars, 'Mid tinkling hansoms see they fare To bright St. Peter's, Eaton Square. Oh what a good and gracious sight, In this patriclon stress. To see a thronging church by night Ablaze with evening dress The flash of diamond studs, together With pumps of gleaming patent leather. No longer in the day's to-do Shall parsons earn the fee That comes from making one of two And setting ladies free For now—a moral you may mark Men take the leap—Well, in the dark. —Pall Mall Gazette. Lawyers with an appreciative sense of humor enjoy nothing so much as to get a quick-witted, ready-tongued son of the Emerald Isle on the stand to relieve the monotony of the legal technicalities of a case. A gentleman who has been col lecting samples of Irish wit and repartee for some time relates the following anec dotes. Some of them are doubtless mel low with age, but in any case they will bear repetition: "Are you guilty or not guilty?" asked the court clerk of a prisoner charged with some trivial offense. "Phwat are yees there for but to foind out?" was the quick rejonder. A henpecked husband had his better half arrested for assaulting him. The plaintiff was on the stand. "And now. Mr. O'Toole," said his counsel, "will yon kindly tell the jury whether your wife was the habit of striking yon with impunity?" "Wid what, sor?" "With impunity." "She wiiz, sor, now an' then but ahe ginerally used th' potaty masher." A witness, testifying in a murder case, was asked to describe to the jury the ex act location of a flight of stairs. "Explain to the jury," said the prose cuting attorney, "exactly how the steps run." "Shure. sor, if ye pthand at th' bottom they run up. an' if ye sthand at th' top they run down." In a suit brought by an installment house to obtain payment for a suit of furniture a witness was asked if he knew what "quartered oak" meant. Here is his definition: "It means thot it's thra-quarters poine."—Baltimore Sun. When a young minister of high church tendencies was called to preside over a congregation that abhorred ritualism and was a stickler for the simplest of services, he called on Bishop Potter to ask what would be the result if he went in for ritualism just a bit. "Suppose I should burn a pastille or two during the service: what dc yon think would happen, bishop, for I dearly wish to try the exierinient?" "Your congregation would be incensed, your vestryman would fume, and you would go out in smoke," quickly replied the bishop.— New York Times. "While I was in practice," says Judge («ates of Kansas City, "I was before the Supreme court on one occasion. While waiting for my case to be called I lis tened to a lawyer from the southwestern part of the state arguing his case. He was at least feet 7 inches tall, and had a voice so deep that when he spoke it seemed like the rumbling of Niagara. 'I will read,' he said, 'from a work with which your honors are no doubt familiar —Blackstone.' The judges did not smile, although there was a decided twinkle in their eyes as they glanced at each other. The man read a few lines and then said: "There is reference here, your honors, to a footnote by Lord Granville. I would have your honors pay particular attention to this note, because it is by Lord Gran ville.' The judges waited expectantly. The lawyer held the book in front of him, glanced at it two or three times and then coughed as many times in rather an em barrassed manner. Everybody waited for several seconds. Finally he said: 'Your honors. I see on closer inspection that this footnote is in Latin, so I reckon I'd better skip that.' "I sees," said Old Si. "doy am still fightin' an' massakeriu' 'round ober dar in de Fillippines?" "Yes, those savages have been doing some bloodv work lately." "Well, hit look lack ter me dat we all Yankees onghter do better in de game dan we do." "What game?" "De game o' tilopena, boss!" "What's that got to do -with the case?" "W'y yo' aiut fergot, is yer. dat in de game wid filopenas de pusson dat guesses fust wins out! Dat why we gotter spunk up an' guess faster!"-Atlanta Con stitution. Two clubmen were discussing the finan cial affairs of some of their acquain tances. "Now, there's Brown. He's been spec ulating heavily in wheat. How has he come out?" "Away ahead." "And there's Williams. He has dab bled extensively in oats. Has he made anything?" "He hasn't done as well as Brown has. But Thompson—you know Thompson?" "Yes. I know him." "Well, he's worth as much as Brown and Williams put together." "There you're wrong. I know Thomp son's circumstances exactly. He isn't -worth a cent." "Just so. Brown is worth $200,000, and Williams is $200,000 worse off than nothing. If you combine the wealth of the two it amount* to nothing, the same as Thompson's. Have you forgotten your mathematics?"—Youth's Companion. Two men were discussing an acquain tance whose desire to gain wealth and distate for any demands upon his charity were equally well known. "What in the world does he want with more money?" demanded ond of the men, in the tone of one who defies the public at large to find an answer to his ques tion. "He hasn't any near relatives, and he doesn't begin to spend his income now." "Ah." said the other man, "that's just it. He wants to economize on a still larger scale."—Tit-Bits. A new crop of Mrs. Malapropisms -was gathered by the passengers who returned to this country not long ago on the same boat with a certain Chicago -woman -whose reputation for this kind of uncon stiious humor was firmly established years ago. She lamented leaving London so soon "because theTe was an elegant sculptor there who wantel to make a bust of my arms." In referring to the delights of her visit she spoke enthusi astically about a fancy dress ball which she attended, and to which "one !of my acquaintances went in the garbage of a monk." One of the passengers congrat ulated her on her daughter's better health. "She is not nearly a9 delicate as she was tht last time I saw her." he said. "No," was the reply. "My daughter is in much better health. You know that naturally she is a very indelicate girl."— New York Sun. "John, did you split the kindling?" "Yes, dear. "Is the coal in?" "Seven buckets full." "Now come and help me get the chil dren to bed, and when the house is per fectly quiet you can have the dining room to yourself, and write a short story to pay the house rent, and a poem or two for the gas and water bills, and see if you can write a love song that you can sell for enough to pay 'the milkman and the washerwoman! —Atlanta Constitution. When France and Germany were at war an Englishman was arrested by the French and accused of being a German spy. A letter dated "Berlin" and signed by his mother was found upon him. He wa» tried by drumhead court-martial and condemned to be shot. On the way to the .place of execution he said that he had left something behind and insured on going back for it. "You can't go back," was the reply. "You are about to be shot." "I can't help that," said he. "I have left something and I must get it." "What have you left?" "My umbrella." That settled it. He was released. No one but an Englishman, said his captors, could be such a thorough-going imbecile as that.—Youth's Companion. The following obituary notice from an English town shows enterprise: "Died on the 11th inst., at his shop, Greenwich street, Mr. Edward Jones, much respected by all who knew and dealt with him. As a man he was amia ble, as a master upright and moderate. His virtues were beyond all praise and his beaver hats only 15 shillings each. He has left a widow to deplore his loss, and a large stock to be sold cheap for the benefit .of his family." An eminent American lawyer now de ceased was sadly given to intoxication. On one occasion he entered a church while a minister was holding forth on the future punishment of the wicked. Fixing his eye upon the lawyer, who was reeling near the door, the preacher exclaimed: "Therestands a sinner against whom I will bear witness in the day of judgment." At this the lawyer folded his arms, planted himself as firmly as he could, and addressing the man in the pulpit, electrified the whole congregation after this fashion: "Sir, I have been practicing in the criminal courts for twenty years, and I have always found that the greatest ras cal is the first to give state's evidence." —The Scotsman. "De reason some folks don't want ter be no angel is kase dey is too lazy ter fly. A good man don't have ter blow his own trumpet. Ilalf de time he's too po' ter own on£. Some folks thinks heaven is 'way up yander, w'en, in fact, hit's so clost ter 'em dat a li'l' chile could tip-toe en reach it. I hez come ter de conclusion dat dey ain't much diffunce 'twixt a great sinner and a weak saint."—Atlanta Constitution. A local contractor had a faithful Mile sian working for him for several years. A few weeks ago the employe announced his intention to pay a visit to a brother in the West. He was to be gone a month, and the contractor, being a good natured fellow, purchased a valise for "Tim." The night "Tim" was to quit the valise was presented to him with a few kind words. "Tim" looked rather sur prised for a moment, and then asked: "And what am Oi to do with thot?" "Why, pot your clothes in it when you go away," answered the boss. "Put me clothes in, is it?" said "Tim." "And what the divil'U Oi Avear if I put me clothes in that?" Explanations were considered unneces sary.—Albany Journal. Tess—"Did he really propose to you?" Jess—"Yes, and it actually made me shiver." Tess—"Why so?" Jess—"He asked me if I 'would care to share his lot,' and he looked so fu nereal I thought he referred to one in a cemetery."—Philadelphia Press. He—"You owe men ten kisses. Pay up!" She—"Explain, sir!" He—"I won 'em. You know very well I wagered a dozen gloves against ten kisses and won. I She—"Oh, but kisses, you know He (firmly)—"Kisses should be paid just as religiouslv as any other debt." She (thoughtfully)—"Just the same as a note?" He—"Yes." She—"Or a check?" He—"Yes." She—"Or a—draft?" He—"Certainly." She—"Then, you poor fellow! I'll give you a draft on mamma."—San Francisco Bulletin. "What good does your college educa tion do you if you can't carry a bowl of soup to a guest without putting your thumb in it?" said the summer hotel pro prietor to the student-waiter. "Oh, well," was the reply, "you must remember I have two years more in col lege!"—Yonkers Statesman. Sir Robert Finlay, M. P., when in Ire land on one occasion met an Irish drover with a number of cattle proceeding to a fair in the south and stopped him. "Where are you going to?" he asked. "To Waterford fair, yer hanner." "Indeed! And how much do you ex pect to get for your cattle?" said the eminent K. C. "Shure, an' av I get £8 the head I shall not do badly," replied Pat. "Ah, that's a sample of your country," said Sir Robert. "Now take these heif ers to England, and you could average £14 a head." "Just so, yer hanner, an' av yez were to take the Lakes o' Killarney to purga thory yez would get a guinea a dhrop." The Labor Question.—Servant (in an intelligence office)—"How many in fam ily?" Husband—"Three." Servant— "What do you pay?" Husband—"Five dollars." Servant—"Where do you iive?" Husband—"Oh, don't bother about that we'll move anywhere you wish."—Har lem Life. Mr. Lushleigh came up the stairway with his shoes in his hand and his hat hanging precariously upon one ear, sing ing "We Won't Go Home Till Morning" with -wondrous disregard for pronuncia tion and melody. Mrs. Lushleigh met him with a cold stare and exclaimed: "Well! Tb see you in such a condition! William Henry Lushleigh, I am beside myself with indignation!" "Thasli ri\" agreed Mr. Lushleigh, m6od ily, watching the bureau as it waltzed about him. "thash Ti\ you're beside y'shelf. I c'n see you right zhere beshide y'shelf. Glad you taiY me. Was begin- nin' to think I'sh a big 'misht."—Balti more American. "My gracious! Bridget, look at all these spider webs you've left on the din ing-room ceiling." "Well, ma'am, ye wor complainin' about there bein' so many flies about, an' shure if ye'll l'ave the spiders alone they'll catch the .flies."—Philadelphia Press. PAWNED PRIEST'S HAT. How Bride Got Bloaejr for the Mar^, riase Fee. A poor couple, living in the Emerald Isle went to the priest for marriage, and were met with a demand ,for the mar riage fee. It was not forthcoming. Both the consenting parties were rich in love and in their prospects, but destitute of financial resources. The father was ob durate. "No money, no marriage." "Give me lave, your riverence,"- said the blushing bride, "to go and get the money." It was given, and she sped forth on the delicate mission of raising a marriage fee out of pure nothing. After a short in terval she returned with the sum of mon ey, and the ceremony was completed to tne satisfaction of all. When the part ing was taking place the newly-made wife seemed a little uneasy. "Anything on your mind, Catherine?" said the father. "Well, your riverence, I would like to know if this marriage could not be spoiled now?" "Certainly not, Catherine. No man can put you asunder." "Could you not do it yerself, father? Could you not spoil the marriage?" "No, no, Catherine. You are past me now. I have nothing more to do with your marriage." "That aises me mind," said Catherine, "and God bless your riverence. There's the ticket for your hat. I picked it up in the lobby and pawned it."—London Tit-Bits. An Effective Mosquito Guard. A railroad man who works in one of the switch towers on the line to Atlantic City, surrounded by a mosquito-infested swamp, has a plan of his own for keep ing them out of the tower. When the lamps are lighted and the insects swarm around the windows, the switchman makes a ball out of his morning news paper and soaks it in coal oil just enough so that it will not drip. He hangs this midway between two windows and keeps it swinging all the time. He says that no matter how thick the mosquitoes may be outside they never care to pass it.— Philadelphia Times. Prefer to Live in Japan. Aa peculiar result of the American con quest and rule in the Philippines is the exodus of a large number of the better class of Filipinos to Japan. It is report ed from Yokohama that the number of these emigrants, or exiles, from the Philippine islands increasing daily, and it is thought that thousands of the edu cated classes in the archipelago will per manently settle in the Japanese empire. Most of the Filipinos who have gone to Japan have at once taken up the task of learning Japanese and of availing them selves of every opportunity of industrial training. Parisians Adore tbe Plat. The gay French capital is undergoing a change in one respect, writes a Paris correspondent. It is becoming a city en tirely pf apartment houses. Perhaps you thought it always was. No, there were and still are many private dwellings, whole houses for one family each, which rent, unfurnished, for $G00 per annum up. But these are rapidly being convert ed into aprtment houses. The reason for this is that the owners find it difficult to rent them. Parisians prefer flats. It is only the millionaires now who care for whole houses entirely to themselves. Sweden Employs Salvationists. The municipalities of Stockholm and other cities of Sweden have entered into contract with the Salvation Army to look after the poor and distressed and to take care of the tramps and other floating pop ulation. There are similar arrangements between the Salvation Army and the city governments of Melbourne and Sydney, Australia, but Sweden the only coun try on this side of the globe in which the army is officially recognized and has been utilized as a part of the municipal machinery for charitable and benevolent work.—Chicago Record-Herald. Rural Night Telegrams in England. The British postoffice is about to try the experiment of giving the rural dis tricts the benefit of a night service of tel egrams, says a London correspondent. At present all rural districts are shut off from telegraphic communication with the outside world from 8 p. m. till 5 a. m. next morning. The experiment, how ever, is to be a cautious one. It is only to be^ tried in villages where the parish council ask for it, and are willing to pay a guarantee fee against loss, and is to be weighted with the charge of a late fee for delivery on each message. Canadian Pacific Land Entries. It is reported in a Montreal special that there has been patented to the Canadian Pacific railway up to date about 9,000, 000 acres, comprising lands on the main line, and also a portion south of it, as well as a large quantity in northern Al berta. The department of the interior has also patented practically all the lands under the land grant to the Alberta Rail way & Coal company. This comprises about 1,100,000 acres. The Calgary & Edmonton railway has received patents for 45,000 acres. This makes 10,145,000 acres. All Old Yale Building Torn Down. The transformation of the old Yale campus is complete. The last of the col lege buildings marked for destruction this summer has been razed. The old Treasury building, North college and Ly ceum hall have been leveled during the summer vacation which is now drawing tp a close, and nothing now remains to mark their site except newly-seeded plots which have been graded and which within a few months will leave no trace of the buildings which have covered them for a century.—New Raven Even ing Register. Cricket in England. Cricket still holds its own in the Brit ish isles in spite of the increased atten tion paid to football, golf and other sports. This was strongly shown by the records of attendance and receipts at the annual match between Yorkshire and Lancashire. This match lasted three days, and the average daily attendance of spectators was 10,000. The profits amounted to a very large sum, which, in accordance With custom, was handed over to the champion professional player. Peculiar Taxation. Some of the most peculiar of taxation recorded are to be found in the archives of Holland- In 1791, for instance, there was in existence a tax imposed on all passengers traveling in Holland. In 1874 a duty of 2 shillings was levied on each person who entered tavern before noon, on those who entered a place of enter tainment, on marriage^ and deaths and on many other things. If a person was buried out of the district to which he be longed the tax was payable twice over. A Somnambulistic Eccentricity. A few nights ago an employe of a paper company in Bellows Falls, Vfc, demonstrated unusual eccentricities as a somnambulist. He got up at 2 o'clock in the morning, Jiarnessed his team, put t, load of pulpwood into his wagon and drove down to the mill, entirely uncon scious of what he was doing. .4 $K 5 Something to Brace Up On. It was along about noon when a well Pressed man lined up against the bar. lie had the air and looked the part of a high liver, but there was every sign of bad night. He stretched himself, rubbed his heai and said to the bar tender* •"I want something to brace up on." "All right, sir what'll it be?" "Gfit the large lemonade glass and break five eggs in it." Chapman, the bartender, looked at him iuspiciously and hesitated. "That's what I want," he ordered. Chapman broke five raw eggs in the ?lites end waited' for further orders. ."Now a pint of champagne." Chapman opened the bottle, and tbe customer poured it on top of the eggs, and, taking a spoon, stirred the mixture thoroughly and then drank it. Then he paid his bill and walked out.—Cincinnati Commercial Ttibune. The Teacher's Wift. Clarissa, Minn., Oct. 28.—Mrs. Clara Keys, wife of Chas. Keys, school: teach er ef this place, tells a wonderful story. For years her life was one "of misery. Her back ached all the time, her head ached all the time neuralgia pains drove her to desperation. She used much medicine, but failed to get any relief till she tried Dodd's Kidney Pills. She says: "Very soon after I began using Dodd's Kidney Pills all my ache's and pains vanished like the morning dew. I consider this remedy, a God-send to Buffering womanhood." Encouraged by their success in bet own case, Mrs. .Keys induced her mother, an old lady of 74 years, to use Dodd's Kidney Pills for her many aches and pains. Now both mother and daughter rejoice in perfect freedom from illness or suffering which is some thing. neither,.bad enjoyed ..for years before. As Far One Way as Another. The following story was told by a trav eling man: I was driving across the country to a little town in western Kansas the other day, when I meta farmer hauling a wag onload of water. "Where do you get water?" said I. "Up the road atfout seven miles," he replied. "And you haul water seven miles for your family and stock?" "Yep." "Why in the name of sense don't you dig a well?" "Because it's jest as far one way as the other, stranger."—Exchange. Care of tbe Complexion. Many persons with delicate skin suffer greatly in winter from chapping. Fre quently the trouble arises from the use of impure soap and chap salves. The face and hands should be washed only in clear, hot water with Ivory soap. A lit tle mutton tallow or almond oil may be used after the bath to soften the skin. ELIZA R. PARKER. In With the Coal Trust. "It's my opinion," said Mr. Medder grass, after complimenting the grocer on the fact that the store had been fur nished with a new stove for the fall loaf ers, "that some o' these here navy of ficers is workin' for the coal trust. I b'lieve that's why they didn't tell Schley about their coal supply—holdin' back on him till prices went up another half dol lar on the ton."—Baltimore American. 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PinkhanTs Vegetable Compound for irregular and painful menstruation, and was entirely cured after using two bottles. I can truly say it is a boon to suffering women. and-L^rould recommend all suffering from the above troubles to try a few bottles" afKl'%e~eured. Very thank fully yours, EMMA E. FELCH, Division St., Fond du Lac, Wis." $5000 FORFEIT IP THE ABOVE LETTER IS NOT GENUINE. Telephone from Ocean to Ocean. With the construction of two short gaps, one from a point in North Dakota to Miles City and the other from Bill ings, Mont., to the same place, there will be a telephone line from ocean to ocean via Boston, New York, Chicago, Helena, Mont., Portland to Los Angeles. Sweat and fruit acids will not dis color goods dyed with PUTNAM FADELESS DYES. Sold by druggists. —Sugar exists not only in the cane, beetroot and maple, but in the sap of 1S7 other plants and trees. riTQ Permanently Cured. No flu or nerrouaneiwarter IV Hint ilay'n use of lr. 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