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I Milliners say that the size of wom en's hats will be smaller this spring. But what about the bills? The war between the hobble skirt and the high car step goes on in many cities with varying results. The weather man should realize that anticipation is nearly as bad as realization and let up on it The firecracker trust in China can be trusted to make the republic's in dependence a day a noisy holiday. An oculist tells us that alcohol hurts the eyesight, and yet we have known it to make men see double. Burglars in Gary, Ind., stole a house the other night. Next thing we know they will kidnap the village lockup. The woman who is dazzling east ern society by wearing diamonds on her slippers Is certainly well heeled. Hens can be taught to talk, accord ing to a Washington scientist, but what we want is less talk and more eggs. Fighting a duel with wax bullets is a noble sport, but why not use per fume sprays and make it all the rage In Paris? A New Jersey man has been sent to Jail for stealing a loaf of bread, but think of all the advertising he is get ting out of it Football rules have been changed again, but up to date no step has been taken to equip the rooters with Maxim silencers. A doctor tells us that anger gen erates sugar In the blood, and yet we have often met amiable men with sweet dispositions. A Missouri court has granted a woman $2 for the loss of her hus band's affections. The husband prob ably feels flattered. Every wedding is declared to be a culmination of a romance. It is use less to try to change the pet phrases of the newspaper man. An Austrian archduke is to visit New York during tobe coming summer. More trouble for those on the outer fringe of the Four Hundred. The Japanese ambassador tells us that the world la at peace. Aside froru the fact that there are a few wars in progress, he is right. With the per capita money of the country down to $34.61, a good many people will have to be content with their last year's automobiles. A woman writer tells us that chew ing gum steadies the nerves, but it is more than likely that she derive* more money from chewing the rag. A family of six has lived for three months on $2 a week, says a Boston paper. It is easier to guess what they didn't have to eat than what the) did. One of the most cheerful aspects of the Chinese situation is the regularity with which Wu Ting Fang lands a big Job with each change of administra tion. A Yale professor rises to remark that $12.61 a week is enough. We pre sume that all he gets over and above that amount is turned back Into the Yale treasury. Wearing jewels In the heel Is said to be gaining popularity, but only among high steppers. The race on higher education Is ex pensive. Yale is building this year a $700,000 stadium. All musical instruments are de nounced as immoral by a New Jersey minister. We would be pleased to have him tell us what harm a bass drum ever did. Another prophet comes to the front with the prediction that the world will end in the year 4237. We here by indite a message of sympathy to the citizens of 4237. A New Jersey woman has been brought into court for carrying a re volver. It won't do to permit the women to take their leap year privi lege too seriously. A Pennsylvania Enoch Arden od his reappearance was promptly sent to jail. This course followed, as a rule, might tend largely to decrease these poetic resurrections. A set of fanatical Russian women tried to crucify a man whom they had adopted as their "savior." As he call ed the police we take it that he was merely willing to live, not die the part. The New York surrogate has re fused to upset the will of a rich spin ster who believed that her cat was a reasoning being and possessed a soul. An old established belief of that sort! dating back to the days of an cient Egypt, is surely entitled to some respect. A Kansas judge says it is a crime to marry on $9 a week, but the crime is mitigated when the girl's father Is well to do. The testimony that tips are decreas ing, given in court by a waiter, should serve as an incentive to the public to cease the demoralizing practice of giving tips. A large proportion of the people who give them do so because it is the fashion. If it is not so much the fashion as it was, the greater the encouragement to this class of tippers to desist N- i-. NEW YORK.—Superior Court Jus tice Lehman said the other day that a situation which confronted him In the county court house was unique in his experience, although there have always been possibilities of it in con nection with Juries deliberating on Fri day night. Judge Lehman and a jury had been hearing for several days a suit of George Rae against the Pioneer Fruit company to recover $10,000 on a con tract for services. The case went to the jury about four o'clock the jury day afternoon. At six o'clock the jury had not yet reached a verdict and Jus tice Lehman sent in word that they might remain until about eight o'clock and then sign a sealed verdict. Juror Quits Work at Sunset Friday Juror No. 11, who was John M. Carver, told the court officer that un der no circumstances would he re main after six o'clock because he was a Seventh Day Adventist, and as it was sundown his Sabbath had begun. Justice Lehman sent for Carver, had him sworn and then sent him to the witness chair. "Why is it you refuse to continue longer with this jury?" asked the court. "Don't you know it is your duty to remain until the court excuses you?" "I cannot continue here any longer because it is against my conscience," Here's the Champion of All Lazy Men CHICAGO.—The great West side lost one of its most picturesque citi zens—temporarily—the other day. Gustave Schillinger, who existed—it would be rank hyperbole to use a word implying so much activity as "lived" in Gustave's connection—at 1466 North Paulina street, was sen tenced by Judge Goodnow to the bridewell for six months. Before sending him away Judge Goodnow paid a tribute to Gustave for his unexampled skill in loafing. "You are the most monumental ex ample of lazy man It has ever been my privilege to meet," said the court. "You are one of those fellows who were born tired and never got rested." Persons ambitious to fill Schillin ger's championship, now that he has been condemned to toil, may well pause as they consider his achieve ments as they were brought out in court Here are some of the records: For nine years he has done abso lutely no work, except what he was compelled to do at Hie bridewell. During these nine years his wife and eight children provided him with food, clothes and spending money, while his mother provided him with a house, rent free. It was his custom to wake up late in the morning and send for his breakfast If there was no money in the house for food, he would send one of his children to his mother with a note asking for 25 or 50 cents. If his mother happened to be out of funds, he arose and got work for the children, stringing beads. The children could earn from 25 to 50 KANSAS Wyant gave the first newts of the robbery to Judge Porterfleii in the juvenile court the other morning when he was up for failinf to provide shoes for his ten-year-old son, Jesse, and to pay the boy's board. Wyant is a laborer, a ditch digger and garbage hauler, who made $23, 000 in cash, besides notes and real estate, by squatting on valuable said Mr. Carver. "Not only would it be a violation of my religious Vowsto sign any paper on the Sabbath, but am not permitted even to deliberate or to consider any matter outside Of my religion." "Then I shall have to excuse you," said the court. Justice Lehman then asked EmU Schultze and a member of John Ei. Stanchfleld's law firm, who were coun sel in the case, what they wanted to do, and they agreed to accept the ver dict of the other 11. Word was then sent to the jury room accordingly, but the court attend ant came hurrying back with the mes sage that two Hebrews on the jury had notified him that their Sabbath had begun at sundown and that they couldn't sign any paper after siS o'clock. The court then sent for the Hebrews and questioned them with out swearing them. They told Jus tice Lehman that they were strictly orthodox and couldn't violate the Sab bath. "I am a Jew myself," Justice Leh man said, "but I have to lay aside my religious beliefs for my public duties. It is just as important for a Jew to do his duty faithfully as a citizen as to obey the laws of his church." Hole in the Snow All That Was Left CITY.—Twenty-three thou sand dollars had been stolen from a hiding place on the river front near the foot of Gillis street. There's no doubt the big robbery was committed The hole is there. You may see fr yourself. The snow had been scraped away and the dirt thrown to all sWes, indicating that the robbers wo/ked hurriedly when they looted $*rank Wyant's cache near his home at the foot of Gillis street. Muzzle on a Goat Ends a Ticket Feast MINNEAPOLIS-—Eating his way through trolley ropes and wires into the affections of hundreds of Minneapolis street railway employes, "Near Stop Billy," goat mascot of the street railway system, has lost his prestige by an overt and underhanded act which came near costing a score of conductors their positions with the street railway company. The con ductors were "Near Stop Billy's" friends. For two months conductors who have hung their coats in the lounging room at the shop have been missing transfers. Whole books of transfers have disappeared from pockets. The men have been rebuked by the com pany heads. They have been unable to explain. Lute the other day Conductor Welch hung his coat on a hook in the loung ing room and hid behind the door. "Near Stop Billy" entered the room, sniffed at the coat, looked around the room, stuck his nose in the coat pock et. extracted a transfer book, ate it, and walked sedately out Later Then "Near Stop Billy" walk- •JIA jag The two jurors then told the court that if he would remain with them for several hours in order that they might agree, if possible, and obviate the ne cessity of signing a sealed verdict, they would go back to the Jury room. The court consented. Shortly after eight o'clock the jur ors reported a verdict for the de fendant. cents a day at this work. Schillinger never strung any beads himself. He got a comfortable chair and bossed the Job. The clapboards of the house were falling off. When he was asked why he didn't nail them up he coined an epigram as follows: "In the winter it's too cold when it's warm there's no necessity." The plumbing at Schillinger's iiouse is frozen. A few weeks ago it was pointed out to him that unless pre ventive measures involving a slight amount of labor were taken the pipes would burst. "Who am I?" asked Schillinger, "to interfere with nature? Let her take her course." Judge Goodnow heard ill this with growing indignation. When the testi mony was all in he turned to the de fendant and asked: "Have you anything to say?" "No, I guess not," replied Schillin ger, languadly. "Very well," said the judge, "now I'm going to teach you the work habit. Six months." "O, judge," exclaimed Schillinger, suddenly waking up. "It's too much. I haven't done anything." "That's just the trouble," comment ed the court." switching property in the East Bot toms. As a squatter Wyant obtained a title to ti-4 land and sold it. Later he bought shares in a gold mine at a cent share and sold out for 80 cents a .uhare. He has been in court three femes for neglecting to provide for kV little son since the first of the 3*a and found it necessary to bring foi.vard a stronger excuse for his W reliction. "It's gone. All gone, judge," Wy yiit whispered. "I had It hidden in a hole—took it out of the bank and put it there. You can see the hole down there now, judge, where they stole it from." Judge Porterfield said he did not believe the story, and his position was substantiated by a probation officer who said Wyant's neighbors had seen him dig the hole on the river bank and then walk away from It. They did not know why he had dug the hole and left it open. Wyant. was given 24 hoars to buy clothing for the boy and pay up a month's board bill. He was in jail ten days several years ago for the same offense. Wyant ad mitted he had $1,500 in loans and that it was bringing him 30 per cent in terest ed into the car shops expecting his usual tribute of rope and wire he was seized by the men he had counted his friends. Despite his struggles he wes thrown to the floor, and there, while he bleated for mercy, he was forced to undergo the only real humiliation a goat knows. He was muzzled. Then, as additional punishment, Billy was thrown ins»de a ro] of tar felt paper, the kind he had besn serv ed for dessert on holidays in the old days. Billy couldn't eat the paper, he couldn't even lick the tar. When he was finally released he lowered his head and made straight for the door. The door was closed. Billy went through. He is still going, or was. ac cording to the, latest bulletin which Conductor Welch posted in the shoo* FAMED AS A SOCIAL WORKER When Katherine Bement Daris is at home at Bedford, JM. Y., she super intends the State Reformatory for Women, where bad girls are made over into good ones. The making over is a long, hard and difficult process and some two years ago Miss Davis felt that she must have a rest. So she applied for a leave of absence and sailed for Italy, sure that long days of idleness in that sunny clime would bring her the relaxation she so sore ly needed. While she was In Syracuse, there came the horror of the Messina earthquake. A few hours later, refu gees from Messina began to arrive in Syracuse. Wounded frightened al most to a state of insanity covered at best with one or two scant gar ments homeless destitute and hun gry, men, women and children poured into the city. Many travelers quietly packed their grips and departed. Within a few days four thousand refugees had arrived, one thousand of whom were wounded. Every hospital in the town was full to overflowing the barracks, halls and every available building received their share of the injured. It was not Miss Davis' affair she is an American. Besides, she was traveling for rest and pleasure. But she did not pack her grip. Instead she sorted out its contents and, appro priating everything that might answer as bandages, set out for the hospitals. For a few days she worked there, cleansing and dressing wounds, trying to see that patients received food and doing anything that seemed likely to r^ duce the prevailing confusion and misery. Then help arrived. The German Red Cross of Berlin and the Italian of Breccia came to Syracuse and took over the hospitals. Within a day they had worked such a transformation thai Miss Davis felt that she might effect more good elsewhere. She went out into the streets, where she continued her relief work. America and Italy have both shown approval of Miss Davis' method ot "butting in." One year later. President Taft, on behalf of the American Ked Cross, presented Miss Davis with a medal especially engraved. The Italian Red Cross, through the Italian ambassador, also presented Miss Davis with a medal. Finally the city of Syracuse presented her with an engrossed parch ment diploma. Mr. Whitney carried with him a motion-picture apparatus with which he expects to get photographs of scenes connected with seal hunting. As far as known no one has ever un dertaken this feat. Captain Bartlett, who commanded the Roosevelt, has managed many successful sealing trips to the north. TO PHOTOGRAPH SEAL HUNTING Harry Whitney, the sportsman who /p. wintered with the most northern Es quimaux that he might go ahunting into the musk-ox country and then re turned on board the steamer Roose velt when Commodore Peary came back from his successful trip in quest of the pole, sailed from here the other day on a sealing trip with Capt. Rob ert A. Bartlett. Mr. Whitney said of his plans on the present trip: "That all depends of course on our luck. The Neptune will accommodate a cargo of 35,000 seals, but whether we will be lucky enough to bring back as many as that of sourse we can't say, but I am prepared for almost anything that may happen. "We expect to run into very bad weather and in many ways Lam pre pared for one of the roughest trips I have ever taken into this part of the country. We will head for the Straits of Belle Island and the coast of Lab rador and it is in that region that we hope to get the seals. "Captain Bartlett, who is making this trip for a sealing company, is car rying with him a large crew, 304 men, and he hopes to get a good number of young seals. These are valuable not only for the skins, which bring a good price, but for the fat as well. "With this motion picture apparatus I hope to get some good views. Not only do I hope to be able to get pictures of the actual scenes attendant upon the sealing, but pictures of the ship in the ice and many things of interest incidental to the trip. I have with me 20,000 feet of Aim and I hope I will not spoil it all." WOMAN WHO AIDS RUSS GIRLS Anna Maria Krapidlnski, special agent of the Russian government from Warsaw, Russian Poland, left Chicago the other day after gathering statistics through the medium of the Immigrants' Protective league and the Juvenile Protective association. She was detailed to investigate the conditions under which immlg**at girls are cared for by the Uulted States authorities after their arrival at Ellis Island. She has a clear conception of the necessities of the situation. A yearly average of 1,800 immigrant girls rout ed out of New York for western points, most of them traveling via Chicago, are lost en route. Mme. Krapidlnski said in an inter view with a reporter: "Conditions are so serious despite the great generosity of public spir ited men and women in the United. States that it is evident the problem is one not to be adequately handled by private effort. It will require a vast amount of work. "There must be government co-operation and control of a situation that results in figures so ghastly as those shown in the toll of missing girls that start from New York for Chicago and never reach here. "It is evident that these disappearances are not accidental. It is plain that the girls do not fall off the trains and lose themselves. It would be far better if they did. The neglect that has permitted white slavers to secure so firm a grip on the immigrant traffic of this country is not alone a blot on the fair name of the United States. It is as well a blot on the name of gov ernment in Russia. "There is earnest effort in this country now in the direction of securing a national federation of Immigrant leagues. If that could be realized we shoul&.have made a considerable advance. It strikes me that the matter is one for do-operative action of the two governments." QUEEN MARY STARTS A CULT Owing to the incentive of Queen Mary, who is a devotee of the needle, the cult of stitchery prevails in so ciety to an amazing extent. Every other woman one meets is talking of needlework and the craft of the needle it is a sort of obsession. The mysteries of satin stitch, padded and otherwise, of crewel work, braid work, couching, herringbone, button hole and French knots are discussed by everybody. When Queen Mary came back from India and the Dur bar she found society as keen on needlework as it used to be on bridge. One of the cleverest needleworkers is Lady Glenconner (sister-in-law of Mrs. Asquith), who makes her own designs and has original ideas for decoration. She is fond of big, bold patterns in vivid colors and has worked many bedspreads and cover lets in William Morris patterns. There is a splendid specimen of her work at Wilsford Manor, Salisbury, on a slender mahGgany.. bed of a very old. type. She likes best to copy old d» signs, and says she considers if women of today plied the needle more. Ir» quently they would be less r^tles# In this feverish, hunying age. WASHINGTON.—Keepersarethe Keepers Put Ban on Dances in Zoo at Na tional Zoological park horror stricken. Monkeys there are doing the "turkey trost" and the "grizzly bear." The little animals do the dances in the most unapproved style. Where the monkeys discovered the dance is the mystery that Is puzzling the keepers. Some believe that it must have been danced in the house by some enthusiast Others contend that it is the result of the monkeys' "artistic temperament." A discussion of the way and man ner they were enabled to become fa miliar with the famous pastime is not BO important as the fact that they Were actually caught in the act. Steps were at once taken by the keepers to Immediately put an end to the per formance, as the antics of the young er monkeys met with violent disap proval on the part of the older ani mals, thereby causing a noisy demon stration. That the monkeys were indulging in the disfavored dance was discover The car had turned into Fifteenth street by this time. The little chief justice was just lighting his second cigar, entirely dis interested in the plea of his learned colleague. A CHARGE of assault, which had been pending against William Hart, a foreman in the employ of the Washington Gasoline company, was dismissed by Judge Pugh in police court the other day. The charge against Hart had a peculiar origin. He was foreman of a gang of men who were working in the gas mains in .Takoma Park this winter. December 7 12 of the men were overcome by gas and several of them had narrow escapes from death. Hart, with the assistance of Dr. Archibald L. Miller and several citizens of Takoma, got the men out of the trench and revived all of them but one. The man was in such a serious con dition from the effects of the gas that he failed to respond to the methods used, and Hart adopted strenuous ed yesterday when a passing keeper happened to see Julius Caesar, the dean of the monkey house, and Cleo patra, the fascinating, heart-breaking first lady of monkeyland going through the intricate steps of the dance. He stopped, he looked, and he listen ed. The face of Julius, according to the keeper, was lighted up with a grin which seemed to denote a happiness and a selftsatisfaction that has been strangely missing from the guests of the rustic mansion overlooking beau tiful Rock creek ever since the keep ers found it advisable to give them cold-storage eggs in lieu of the fresh laid kind. The keeper who discovered the monkey's dancing said that in a few minutes the entire population of the monkeys' cage was swaying to the steps of the dance. He said that it seemed so lifelike that he was almost convinced that he heard Julius say to Cleo, "Everybody's Doing It" and "Roll Your Eyes, My Honey." The two monkeys that have set the fashion, according to the keeper, do not seem to approve of the younger monkeys indulging in it, and stopped dancing in a vain endeavor to have them desist. This the youngsters re fused to do, and the whole affair end ed like a "Bowery ball." Chief Justice Fuller Was Courteous JUSTICE HARLAN and Chief Jus tice Fuller were riding home one evening on the back platform of a car, preferring that to a seat in order to smoke. The door of the car was open, and at intervals smoke from their cigars drifted in. Noticing this, the conductor informed them that smoking was prohibited. "But," objected Justice Harlan, "the wind carries the smoke to the south and^we are traveling north." "That's all right, mister but them's my orders," insisted the knight of the bell rope. During the conversation Justice Fuller had stepped down on the car step and hidden himself behind the mammoth physique of his argumenta tive friend. He was enjoying his cigar to the fullest extent. "Orders are orders, I know," con tinued Justice Harlan, determined to convince the conductor by logic of the folly of blind obedience "but there arg cases where a law coercive at one time may at another be void. Al low me to cite a certain case in our common law statute book—" "I take my orders from the supe, and I don't care about no law!" per sisted the conductor stubbornly. "Now just listen to the logic of what 1 am saying," continued Justice Harlan, thoroughly warmed up to the subject, the more so because his cigar was out and he saw no chance of re lighting it. "A wind moving in a southerly direction cannot possibly carry smoke north, can it?" To all of which the harassed and puzzled conductor tried to turn a deaf ear. He sought refuge in a superior sort of silence, since the justice was too large a man to make a personal encounter entirely safe. Roughness in Reviving Is Not Assault Scorns to Work on Cobbler's Bench THERE is a limited diet in store for Marcellus Wilson, an inmate of the Home for the Aged and Infirm, and possibly expulsion from the institu tion, if Wilson and Superintendent William J. Fay do not adjust their dif ficulties shortly. Exasperated by alleged repeated re fusals by Wilson to work, Superintend ent Fay has brought the matter to the attention of the commissioners of the district, suggesting a limited diet and confinement in a room as a means of enforcing obedience. The commis sioners have decided to inform Mr. Fay of their support in the infliction of proper discipline, and if Wilson does not conform to the rules and regula tions he will be ordered to leave the institution. The case is such an unusual one that Superintendent Fay was in doubt as to his authority to inflict discipline. In his letter to the district heads he states that Wilson is in rugged Toasts Worth Recording. A rustic English saying runs: "Here's to the poqr man. May his beef and beer keep on increasing year by year. May his dear little wife be the joy of his life and never kick up a racket May she do all she can to please her old man and mend up his old ragged jacket." Better still is this version: "Here's to the loaf that never crumbles here's to the wife that never .grumbles here's to the, horse that never stumbles." To which one might be.tempted toadd: "Heae's bop*" ,. As the car reached their destina tion, just above street on Four teenth, both men alighted. Chief Jus tice Fuller stepped down from the car and gravely offered Justice Har lan the stump of his cigar as a light er. It was his third! To his credit? though, he did not smile nor make any reference to that fact. Nor did he pass any opinion on the case that had just been tried before him. Which goes to show what a truly courteous gentleman the late chief justice of the United States really was. means of bringing him around. He rolled the man on the ground, kicked the soles of his feet, thumped him roughly on the back and chest and otherwise mistreated him, it is said, with the result of restoring conscious ness and saving life. Bystanders, including Dr. Miller, who is a dentist at Takoma Park, ob jected to Hart's manner of resuscitat ing men overcome by gas, and the assault charge was filed. Hart entered a plea of not guilty anf demanded a jury trial. After considerable delay the case was called up, when Hart withdrew his plea and demand for a jjury trial, and asked Judge Pugh to dispose of the case at once. Hart explained that the method he used was one he bad usedt successfully in many other cases, and that it has always been successful. The court held that if men who help resuscitate persons overcome by gas or almost drowned are to be pros ecuted for the necessarily rough treat ment that must be administered a feel ing of timidity will obtain, which may result in the death of many who oth erwise might be revived. health, although both legs are off at the knee. He is 51 years old and Is said to be an expert cobbler, but, ac cording to the head of the institution in which he 4s given a home by the district, the suggestion that he give bis time and attention to the mend ing of shoes is received only with scorn. The decision of the commis sioners to enforce obedience on the part of Wilson with the rules of the house was reached following a report by George S. Wilson, secretary of the board of charities, who says that bis "namesake has been a disturbing ele ment in the institution for some time." breached While He Slept. Very curious was the case of Sim-« eon Watson, a hard-working, Indus trious Englishman, aged about 39, of athletic habits and "active tempera ment, who, about 1826, began preach ing in his sleep. His trance or sleep tog At invariably lasted as long aa the ordinary nonconformist service, which. he was in the habit of attending. Th«' attacks became more frequent as time went on, and he would go tj^otfgTth* Paying, reading the bible and pr—ol' 1 A