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[Copyright. 1909. by Associated Uterary .Press.j Two brothers in love with one and the same girl, jbree hearts tired with the divine passion, three souls strug gling with the agony of love and hope and fearthis was the horrible di lemma that fettered John and Dick Cummings and the beautiful, bewitch ing Edith Stearn. For months it had been brewing this immense struggle of hearts And yet on the surface there was not a rip ple. The brothers vied desperately, but good naturedly. Their companionship was not strained it suffered no spas modic fits of jealousy or anger. The most exemplary good fellowship pre vailed, but somewhere in that good fellowship there lurked the silent, ir represslble ccflffnicc And John and Dick knew it. They felt it. Nevertheless the subject was never broached. Each in bis own way sought to win the laurels of love, like wise dreading the crucial moment, for one, only one. could win. The climax came suddenly and un expectedly. John had come upon them Edith and Dickunexpectedly ID his own elysium. a little spot in the wilder ness of Iron Grove. He bad gone there to dream of her When be beheld the two the reverie left bis brain as a rocket leaves the earth, and he sizzled and trembled with excitement At once be was a frenzied eaves dropper He must hear. Surely he had a right. Cautiously be made his way through the hedges he drew himself forward on his bands and knees. He beheld them seated far apart on the old log Edith was plying the soft ground with a stick. She jabbed thoughtlessly and at random. Her soft hazel eyes were riveted on the ground, and her attitude was pensive. Dick, with bis elbows on bis knees and his chin on his hands, was a dupll- EDITH WAS PLYING THE SOFT GBOUND WITH A STICK cate in pen^neuess Verily it looked like a quarrel, aud into John's heart there stole a bit of diabolical joy. Dick was the nrst to break the ominous silence. "You say that you love me, Edith." he said hoarsely, "and that you do not canuot itne John Very well. But you must tell him so too You are now bound by your very love to ex plain Now that we know and under stand we must confess Deception must cease." "Yes. yes. 1 know." replied Edith, digging a little more savagely. Then impulsively she dropped the stick, sat down beside Dick and put her arms around bis neck. "He is your broth- er." she said feelingly, "and, oh, bow 1 do bate to paiD him. But 1 will tell him. only 1 want to break it gently. I know he half expects What is that noiseV" "Nothing, nothing," broke in Dick impatiently. But that noise was something. It was John wriggling through the hedges He had heard enoughtoo muchalready. Would be never get out of that shrubbery? Once clear of the spot be threw him self on the grass. For a time he could not think. Before bis eyes there jigged and ambled a dizzy world. But bit by bit the mental chaos eked itself out and there remained only the sickening realization. This, then, was the truth. She did not care for him after all. It was Dick she loved, and Dick alone could make her happy. But, then, he could do little, too. In making her happy. might go away and save her the pain of telling, of breaking it to him. That would bring a little joy anyway. Of course she would never know, but what did it matter? Would he not carry In his heart the conviction that be had done something for herthat, after all. be bad not loved in vain? Tea, there would be that conscious ness. He told himself so again and again and that he would go away. But where? To the Philippines. There was some fighting there, and Uncle Sam was call ing for volunteers. He would answer the summons he would serve his coun try and serve his love. He bade adieu to Iron Grove. Hi gaze wandered to the little spot, his elysium, once. An ache stole into his heart, and a lump rose in bis throat, but be fought it bravely and turned away. Witbm two hours be was back in the city and in the recruiting office. The examination he pasd vvltb e&ste. But his luck did not stop at that He was told that duty began on the morrow A few weeks in the eastern barracks and then the Philippines! That night be dreamed of fighting In the tropics. And then came visfons of the dear fatherland and of Edith. De lirious, kneeling, bis arms outstretched, be beckoned her to come across the waters He called her by name he called and called, and in bis voice there was the wail of a broken heart In the morning there were a few more things to pack. With alacrity be proceeded to jam these into the trunk. While be was thus engaged Dick en tered the room. "I suppose you have already heard." said John, tugging hard at the strap "I've enlisted." "Enlisted!" exclaimed Dick, bis eyes starting from tbeir sockets. "Yes. You see. Dick, one of us ought to go. Besides. I'm getting tired of banging around home. I want to go out and see a little of the world." **But. II thought you cared?" ven tured Dick. "Cared what?" snapped John, almost angrily. Dick said nothing, but reddened all ver "I never carednever!" John gave the brazen lie with such vehemence that something like an incubus toppled off Dick's breast. "But you can do me a favor, Dick. You can bid her goodby for me. You see. I'll hardly have time, for the dray 'II be here presently. Ah. there comes my man now," and he yanked his trunk toward the door. "And now. Dick. I must say good by" He put his bands on Dick's shoulders and looked into his eyes as If be were gazing into the very soul of b'm "I'm going far away." he con tinued huskily, "and I know I'll feel a bit lonely But by and by I'll get used to it And if you'll only think of me a littleyon and EdithIt will make it easiermuch easier And I'll be happy You promise? Good! God bless von both. Therenow don't Dick! Ooodby, goodbyl" Where Eloquence Is Wasted. It might have been supposed that Addison, the most polished writer of our Augustan age: that Burke, with his versatile intellect and exuberant eloquence that Mackintosh, with his almost encyclopedic learning, and that Jekyil. who bad set a hundred dinner tables in a roar, would one and all have achieved conspicuous success in the house of commons But. as Macaulay has pointed out exactly the reverse was the case. Their speeches produced no effect They wearied and bewildered their audience And their risiug to speak was too often the signal for a general exodus. In fact as was said of Burke, they acted as a dinner bell Even Macaulay him self, though on two occasions his speeches changed the fate of a division, was in no sense of the word an orator or even a great debater His voice was too shrill and monotonous, and he poured out a torrent of words with such headlong fluency as to confuse his hearers as well as to baffle the quickest of parliamentary reporters. Bulwer Lytton. again, could recite an admirable essay, but his delivery was bad. and the seesaw gestures which accompanied his speech were as "gro tesque as those of an old fashioned postboy In our own generation no two men probably have had more highly culti vated minds than John Stuart Mill and John Morley. but as far as tbeir parliamentary utterances go their names are "writ in water "Black wood's Magazine. Revenged. He was asking the old man for bis daughter in marriage. He was talking tremblingly, hesitatingly, as you read in story books Now came the old man's turn to speak, and as be began his face was white with passion and his voice shook with excitement. "You want to marry my daughter?' he said. "Ah! Twenty years ago your father crippled me in a business deal, and 1 swore to be revenged, and now my time has come He paused for breath, and the aspi rant for the maiden's hand was about to beat a hasty retreat in the face of supposed defeat when the father broke forth again: "Yes. sir I swore to be revenged, and I'll now strike the father through the son. Want my daughter, eh? Well, take her. and may she prove as expensive to you as she has to me." The old man dropped into bis chair worn out with the excitement of his plot, and the young man fainted. An Object Lessen. A certain miserly old gentleman pulled up his horse and trap at the door of a shop the other day and beckoned to a seedy looking individual who was singing in the streets.' "Here, bold my horse a minute," be said. The singer stopped in the middle of a verse and took up a position at the animal's head. When the old gentle man came out of the shop he bestowed a halfpenny upon the man and then lost no time in scrambling into the trap. The recipient, having gazed at the coin for a moment Jumped on the step. "Take it back, sir." he remarked tragically. "It means ruin to you." "What do you say, sir?" thundered the old gentleman. "Ah," was the solemn reply, "once I was Just like you. I'd heaps o' money an' threw it about like water, an' look at me now! Ain't I a bobject lesson? Keep your wealth. 1 acorn to rob yourLondon Scraps. immense Amount of Good Being Ac complished by "Baptist Bethel" of Boston, Mass. At the Baptist bethel on Hanover street, Boston, Is a statue of a jack tar whittled out by a sailor Although it Is life size it Is composed of just three pieces of wood One makes the head, body and an arm. ^The other arm" is made of two pieces, for it i= raised so as to have the hand touch nig the hat In salute The figure look* as if it were bronze There also is a colossal leg of Chris tocher Columbus, said to have beer broken from a statue and captured b) Bonaparte's army This was given to a representative of the society in 1849 Hanging in the vestry of the church is the Lord's prayer, written in 54 lan guages and never yet has a sailor called at the Bethel who was unable to find the prayer in his own tongue In the main part of the church, fa cing the organ, Is an ancient clock Recently it was repaired and the man who did the work said he had never seen a clock like it and that it must be several hundred years old. Last ye*r eight members of the church died and the youngest was 68 years old and no one of the deceased had been a member of the society for less than 25 years There are several persons who have been members for upward of 50 years Last year 1,140 Bibles and Testa ments were given away and over 100 libraries were loaned to ships There were 760 visits to families, 60 chil dren were sent into the country, over 2,000 garments were distributed, 446 comfort bags were presented to sail ors and 70 barrels of provisions were given away Fire tons of literature were put on shipboard. REACHED THE RIGHT PUCE Man Who "Never Said an Unkind Word About Anybody" Classed with Hypocrites. "The late John Considlne," said a New York hotel man, "had a host of friends Yet he was never afraid to speak his mind He hated hypo crites "When Considlne was managing Corbett so successfully I happened to praise at a dinner a pugilist he dis liked I said- There's a man who never said an unkind word about anybody in his fife' 'Mr Considlne laughed. He said that such men always recalled to him Ira Slick '"Ira Slick,' he explained, 'died After death he mounted the stairs of gold confidently, and he knocked with confidence at the#golden gate "'But St Peter, frowning heavily, stuck his head out of the wicket and pointed down 'So, very much astonished and oained, Ira Slick descended to the ower regions He came to a b'ack gate from which flames and sulphur ous smoke spouted fiend stood at the entrance, a fiery trident upright in his hand like a spear "What are you doing down here Tra Slick'" demanded the fiend "I'm sure I don't know," said Ira plaintively "There must be some mis take I never in all my life said an unkind word about anybody 'That's all right," said the fiend quickly "Step this way, please At the end of the bottom corridor, next to the fire, you'll find the hypocrites cage Why Skat Is. 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