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THE LENTEN CLIMAX! Clara Belle's Interesting' Talk On the Close of the Danc ing' Season. Some of the Costumes for the Permissible Lenten Oc casions. Weddings that Indicate a Quickly Forthcoming- Crop of Divorces. Repetition of Cruel Remarks Made by a Bad Man at a Ball. New Yoke, Feb. 17. The last waltz hugs of the season have been given, so far as the very strictest of the fashion able beaux and belles are concerned, says Clara Belle in the Cincinnati En quirer. Lent has shut down on the sea ton's dancing, and embracing must now be done quietly, on its merits, with out music, so to speak. It was at the filial swell ball of the Patriarchs, by the way. that I saw two old fellows survey ing the exposed portions of feminine anatomy. Scrawny arms and bony necks happened to be plenty in the immediate scene. "Well, what's your opinion?" asked one. ••I'm discreetly dumb a- an oyster," was the reply, '•What did you say about oysters? Blue Points and Little Necks are plenty, 1 should say." "With the anatomical exhibits in view, and with a knowledge that Blue Points and Little Necks are famous kinds of the shell-fish, the remark threw me into inward convulsions, for, of course, a girl dassen't laugh visibly at such things. THE AMOUNT OF WEDLOCK resultant from the ball season is enor mous. Possibly the leap year traditions have had something to do with the amount <-t match-making. An enamored and eligible fellow, but backward in his court-hip. asked a beautiful creature to put his name down on her engagement card. ••For what?- -he asked, with her eyes lighting into his. "F-f-f-o-r a wa-wa-wa— "'. He was trying to say waltz. ••for what did yousay?* r she repeated. "I'm lite.'" lie blurted out. _ That settled it. The betrothal goes. !>;.!.-- IXFOISMATIOX is what you want of m.', i am aware, and you shall have it. The three pict ures show as many representative gowns at the conclusion hall of the Patriarchs, besides sketching many at titudes that the wearers were in at the moment of my observation. The third ■ in represents a gown worn by William 11. Aster's daughter, Mrs. Orrae Wilson, The lowness of corsage was modest, as such things go, and the whole toilet was characterized by elegant simplicity. The dies- was made" of white satin brocaded with pale saffron flowers. The under petticoat, showing through the opening at the side. was made of saffron crape plisse. The bodice was in the form of a fichu, a fold of white silk - crape crossing anocher in pale saffron, It had plaited epaulets, from which fell short puffed sleeves. There was a train of moderate length. Saffron gloves reached above the elbows, and a white feather fan was carried, AS A HINT of the probabie style of the forthcoming mode of drapery, 1 noticed a very effect ive gown in a combination of pale eau de nil satin with dark myrtle-green vel vet. The skirt ami demi-train were of can de nil. the draperies being of myr tle-green velvet, drawn up very high at the waist, and lined and turned over with can de nil satin, the latter being gathered very fully, with excellent effect. The eau de nit satin bodice was prettily trimmed with bretelics of dark velvet. Another very lovely gown, somewhat severe in style, hut exceed ingly artist ic in color! had a simple bodice and train of gray velvet, the lat ter being lined with pale-pel low silk. The underskirt was of yellow satin, completely covered with an exquisite design in hand-sewed embroidery of bright steel, bordered round the hem with a fringe of small steel beads. The favorite colors for ball dresses were cream. rose, sky and Nile blue, straw, salmon, mauve and lilac!;. Black, while and some of the middle shades of the just mentioned colors, including antique-pink.and blue are very fashiona ble for dinner dresses, combined Willi lace, bead or embroidered faile. Black broche faile. with sprays of colored dowers decorating the black ground at regular intervals, is likewise a new ma terial for dressy toilets with trains; yet as such a stuff is often difficult to make up for the evening in becoming man ie\it is arranged In strips put on as panels," bauds on the train, and for the corsage ornaments. I.i vi n.\- made us PENITENT, and I went ycsteTday with several other girls to see the exhibition ofMuukacsy's famous paintinsrof "Christ on Calvary," at the Twenty-third Street tabernacle. Standing midway between the door at one end of the room and the picture at the other. 1 found the work most realis tic in its elfect— particularly as to the agony depicted on the face id the dying Christ. On turning to leave my eve caught a large mirror fixed in the wall just beside tho entrance, in which was reflected the entire great work. The re sult was almost startling, and for some minutes 1 enjoyed an entirely new view. While the figures seemed to be lessened . In stature, they stood out from the cam v > era as in life, giving to the spectators a realism at least double that received from a view of the picture itself. It Is odd, but a fact, that if a person wants to enjoy the effect rather than the de tail of "Christ on Calvary" he will ig nore the canvas and devote himself to its reflection. The effect on one girl was different. 1 don't know how wicked she had been, but she must have done something awful, for at the unexpected sight of the mirrored duplicate of the picture she fainted away. She thought it was an apparition intended particu larly for her guilty self. j. The experiment id' puivrrTvsiii;; - and displaying costly paintings, the work of masters iv the art," as a means of draw ing trade, seems to be growing in favor among shopkeepers who cater to the rich. Whether it will prove sufficiently successful to warrant the outlay of such large sines and Till: ATTENDANT 1!ISK is a question; but it is hardly probable. As far as the practice has gone, how ever, it has proved highly satisfactory to those of the public who "shop," but seldom purchase. The most violent Im petus given to this sort of investment was by Wanamaker, Philadelphia's merchant prince, when he possessed himself at a fabulous price of Mtin kacsy's "Christ Before Pilate" and set up the sacred work to be stared at by every one who would buy a yard of calico at his place instead of another's for the privilege. A Maiden Lane firm next came to ih i front by displaying to patrons the famous picture of i4 A Itus sian Wedding Feast,'' which latter was taken up town and shown for a fee. A well known jewelry house on Union square now has its companion as a Rus sian picture "Choosing the Bride" on exhibition as a bait for its diamonds and rubies. To be sure, houses with a world-wide reputation need no such in ducements to live, and the firms which resort to it are young ami straining every nerve to supplant the gray beards. It is costly advertisement; but, then, a masterly painting is like a first water diamond— always worth its juice in the market. THE SEASON OF ELAIIOKATE IHXXEUS now progresses. Lent notwithstanding, and toilets for that purpose are not less elaborate than for the balls of the win ter. All the richer kinds of silk, ben gaiine, faille, and especially peau de sole, are much used for dinner dresses, combined with lace or broche: moire pekiii- and brocades are also extensively employed, more particularly for toilets made in the A'alois style, with pointed bodices and full, but nearly plain, skirts opening in front over a tablier or petti coat of another material. .Variations on this style are effected by making the tablier wide, and ornamenting it with scarf draperies, or by turning back the skirt in revels on each side of the tab liers, these revers being cut in different ways, and covered with a contrasting material. The mixture of green and pink is to be fashionable this season, and various shades of pink, harmoniz ing with green, will be in great favor. A CHEAT DEAL OF TALE YELLOW is to be worn, especially in straw or jon quil shades, draped with black lac;* one toilet is straw-colored Louis XVI. Pekiu, the alternate wide stripes being plain, and some with tiny bouquets of pink roses. The corsage,deini-train and draped tablier, are of this material. over a black lace flounce mounted on a straw colored silk foundation skirt. A lace coquille ornaments the skirt on one side and the low corsage is draped with black lace. A rather more youthful dinner toilet for a young matron has Ja plaited skirt of ivory, satin, striped with bands of reptile-green ribbon, each band ter minating at the foot with bows. A long tunic of ivory lace is caught up on the left side with a hunch of nasturtiums. The long plain train is of reptile-green moire plush. The corsage is also green, but widely open in front over a plaited plastron of ivory satin, a similar plait ing following the pointed opening at the back. Brctelles of green ribbon stripe the plastron in front and follow the opening at the back, and are caught no on the shoulders with bows, larger bows at the points of the corsage and a very large bow on the left hip above the dowers complete this very stylish dress. A LOVELY toilet for a girl is of pa'e shrimp-pink surah and white lace. The skirt is bordered with a deep plaiting covered by a lace flounce. Over this, on the right side, is a draped skirt of surah, like a very wide panel, caught in at intervals up the center with little groups of plaits under i bunches of pink feather tips. A lace flounce, forming a Hat panel, divides this from the long puffed hack drapery; the front and left side are covered by a draped tunic of lace divided from the back drapery by a lace couuille, termin ating under a bouquet of feathers. The corsage is of lace with the scolloped edge taking the place of a drapery round the pointed opening at the back, and. opening wide in front over a pink waist coat with double points. A surah drap ery, starting under the lace, ornaments the front of the corsage, and is fastened in the center under a plume of feathers; smaller plumes are placed lower down at the foot of the drapery, and also on the shoulders. i know a sensible and hearty girl who was fitted yesterday for a dinner dress. The maker was inclined to squeeze her waist into a mere bit. "Hold on," said the girl, "my stomach is empty. Allow torn good* meal. 1 don't want to merely look at a dinner. I mean to eat it." "How much shall 1 allow?" the maker asked. "An inch and a half?" "O, I don't know how much it ought to measure in inches," was the reply, "but it's got to hold, besides myself as I am now, say six small oysters, a half-pint of soup, a hunk of meat, a bigger bunk of fowl, about my fist's size of ice cream, a quart of champagn, and a fair lot <.i : accompaniments. Sow make your esti mate." DIVORCE PROCEEDINGS IN SOCIETY seem to excite in the public mind an abnormal interest second only to that evinced in sensational trials for murder. The recent exposure by a Now York paper of the system of "divorces pro cured quickly and without publicity" brought to light a stale of affairs which i surprised the judges, and may yet land more than one disreputable lawyer in prison aim disbar not a few. But while this illegal and sometimes criminal • practice has been so widespread, there ! are decrees of divorce entered every week which never reach the public and in which the lawyers concerned are of the first rank and all the proceedings regular— except In one regard. There is only one way for sensitive people anxious to be rid of each other to escape the ever-present reporter. The number of divorces, by the way. which are ar ranged by mutual consent would aston ish any Jess rapid community. It is done :n this way: A husband and wife have separated, and both, perhaps, after a time, are anxious to marry again. Cor respondence leads to an agreement for an amicable divorce, the husband to fig ure as the defendant. The pair call upon the lady's lawyer and explain. He arranges the summons and complaint and serves it upon the gentleman. The latter puts in no answer, deciding to let judgment be entered by default; but he calls upon bis lawyer, who agrees to have himself appointed ref eree in the case; this is not. difficult. The husband has already committed whatever offense may be charged in the complaint, with several intimate friends as witnesses from various directions. The case conies up, is referred, the wit nesses testify (their characters must be THE SAINT PAUL DAILY GLOBE: SUNDAY MORNING, FEBRUARY 20, —SIXTEEN PAGES. above reproach), no witnesses testify for the defense— if they do they are very weak the referee submits his re port with a recommendation that judg ment be given for the wife, the court examines the report in chambers, and the decree is entered. The court doesn't Know that the thing has been arranged —but then so much scandal has been avoided. And, by the way, there is going to be a divorce suit on account of something alleged to have happened in a Vander bilt box at the Metropolitan opera house. In the seclusion of the ante-room a woman was with her lover when her husband entered. Hut stay ! She wasn't aVanderbilt It was a 'ball, and tile boxes were all let out to people for the night. Sorry if 1 raised scandalous ex pectations that I've got to disappoint. A HISTORICAL VESSEL. An Old Sea Craft of 1835 in Use on the Pacific. Eighteen hundred and thirty-five. How many people are there in Van couver whose memory can run back to that time when the sailor king sat on the throne of England, and the Duke of Wellington was a power in the land, when railroads as vet only existed in the brains of an enthusiast, long before the click, click of the electric needle had been heard; when Canada was only known as an ."Arctic region where the inhabitants had to wear furs all the year round to keep from freezing: when British Columbia was unheard of save as a preserve of the Hudson's Bay company, says the Van couver. 8.C., News. "Yet* there came into the harbor yesterday a boat whose virgin bows were first kissed by old Father Thames in that year as she glided down the ways of one of the numerous ship yards on that river, and was christened by the fair hands of a duchess "The Beaver" in honor of the old com pany whose chief source of profit lay in that now scarce animal. The youngest city on the Pacific yesterday greeted the oldest steamboat on these waters. Fifty three years have come and gone since the staunch old craft first proudly rode the waves. What changes has she wit nessed—the settlement of an almost un known country by a hardy and enterprising people— the creation of a mighty dominion stretch ing from the Atlantic to the Pacific, and girdled with a slender band of si eel— birth of a yotiiul and lusty City springing into life where impene trable forest grew, all these marvels have occurred since the Beaver first floated. The steamer Heaver, after be ing launched and her engines, built by Bolton & Watt (.son of the celebrated James Watt), fitted on board, was rigged as a brig, and under command of Capt. Home preceded under sail round Cape Horn and up the Pacific to As toria, arriving after a quick passage of 10:; days. At that place, then the chief trading point of the 11. B. company on the Pacific, she began her career as a steamer proper, ami under command of ("apt. McNeil sailed up and down the coast, trading with the Indians lor furs. After this she was employed by the British government as a survey ing ship and many of the hydrographic charts now in use were compiled from surveys made by the old Beaver. After many vicissitudes she passed into the hands of ("apt. Saunders, her present owner, and was used for towing pur poses but was accidentally sunk in Vic toria harbor about a year ago. Capt. George Merchant, the present commander, conceived the idea of again raising the old craft and using her for towing logs, and carried it out. She will in future be.regularly employed in bringing timber to the Hastings mill. Capt. Merchant is well and favorably known on the coast, having first come to tiie Pacific on 11. M. S. Zealous, the first ironclad in these waters, in 1855. he is a thorough seaman and a right good fellow, and the venerable old craft could not be in hotter hands. Many alterations have been made in the vessel, but these have been confined mainly to her upper works. hen machin ery and cabin fitting remaining pretty much as they were when she first left the yard. The hull is a splendid speci men of thorough workmanship. Built of British oak, with knees closely joined together and ceiled inside with heavy planking, it looks good for 100 years to come. The twin engines would puzzle many a modern marine en gineer; in fact, in motion they would probably almost frighten him. Four great walking beams down on the lower hold, instead of being above the deck as now, work slowly up and down, while eccentrics, well named, move about his head, and great levers and connecting rods ponderously work around him; Her certificate shows her to have eighty-horse power, and she is allowed to use twelve pounds of steam, but even with that low pressure she does splendid work. One peculiarity is that she uses salt water, the encrustations of which are periodically blown out when the salinometer shows it to be necessary. Her cabin, which is aft, is still fitted up as it was first, and is sur rounded by old-fashioned lockers and bulkheads. The old bell with the word Beaver, and the date 1835 on it, still hangs in its old place, and in deep and rich tones warns the weary watch of the passing hours. The anchor, with its heavy flukes and long chains, is still as serviceable as when it dropped with a splash into the deep waters of Astoria fifty-three years ago. Capt. Merchant expects to return about next Wednesday, and will then kindly allow the citizens of Vancouver to visit this remarkable old craft and inspect for themselves this relic of a past age. Fatal Snow-slide. Portland (Or.) Special. More full particulars of the unfortu nate snowslide on the upper Wenat chee have been received. A gentleman in Walla Walla received a letter from there a few days ago which stales that there were some five persons in the house when the slide occurred— Mrs. Brisky, three children and Rev. Biggs. Mr. Brisky was some distance from the house chopping wood. He was called to by two men who lived on the oppo site side of the gulch in a shack, and the moving mass was pointed out to him. He ran toward their shanty in the direction of the house and was himself caught in the avalanche of snow and buried to the knees, it having crossed the gulch. Of the live persons who were in the house, Mrs. Brisky and Rev. Biggs were killed, and the children, strange to say, escaped with their lives. Mr. Brisky moved up to that place from Klickitat county last fall. he had some stock, and was making them a home in the gulch. The snow was said to be about live feet deep. The house was demolished and some of the children, Who, though bruised some, were not seriously injured. They moved from Bickleton, Klickitat county. — aai THE STREET CAR MAGNATE. Though lately a magnate, 10, now I am ruled! My fates seem to stagnate— in losses I'm schooled ; oil. great is the pity ray issues were pooled, in trusting the city 1 found I was fooled. Engaged in a suit I supposed to he sport, Oh, bitter the fruit of that venture in court! So quickly I'm floored, my spirit's unruly. That judgement's deplored, as rendered by . Tnley. Ob, shocking your winters, asfllatelv I've said; My sleigh is in splinters, my horses are dead; Proud team that I bought, 10, their neighing is stilled ° By cable so caught, aud by cable so killed. Thru follow the jokers, with impudent airs, And publish my brokers, and all mv affairs, "Here's richness," they shout, as Stiles, Nel son and Wright Would put me to rout in the midst of mv fight. Ilut little expecting misfortunes so thick, Myself still respecting, I'm cut to the quick; 'Tis true I've been caught iv tight places be fore. When surely I thought to make millions or more. But wail, I shall prove that still I'm your master: v. -.-.-. ... The public I'll move, but not any faster Than suits my old rig on both sides the river, I care not n fig how much you may shiver. : With rickety cars, with their straw-dust and chills, Their jolts and their jars, you shall swallow my pills; My ordinance vote, or be jerked and be jammed, As Yanderbilt wrote: "Let the public be d d." ST. VINCENT DE PAUL. A History of the Great Chari table Association of That Name. It Was Founded in Paris in 1833 by Eight Pious Young" Men. Rt. Rev. Joseph Cretin Estab lished the First Confer ence in St. Paul. The Government and Rule of the Society—The Confer ences in This City. ■N 1833, in the city of Paris, eight young men among whom the cele brated O/anani, dread ing the dangers attend ant upon the pleasures of the world, formed among themselves a lit erary society where they discussed the ques tions of the day J politi cal, religious and liter ary. Their assemblies ife'rences." Soon, liow ever, they aimed at a higher object, that of sanctifying themselves ami oth ers by works of charity which were sug gested to them by the accidental read ing of the life of St. Vincent de Paul. whom they chose as their heavenly pro tector; thus according to the beautiful expressions of Lacordaire, placing their charity, the most beautiful of virtues, under the most beautiful of guardians. Two years after the first meeting the little band numbered fifteen members, and two years later the members had readied nearly one hundred. They then divided themselves into two distinct branches, having each their complete organization and united together by the bonds of fraternal affection; which from the first has reigned among them. Years rolled on ami witnessed its RAPID INCREASE not only through France, but all over Europe. Nay. more, like the church of Cod, it extends its branches over the whole world, so that in 1851 it counted already 680 conferences, and in July, 1866, the number of conferences in the United States alone was no less than 130. On the loth of January. 1845, and again on the 12th oPAugust. 1850, the Sovereign Pontiffs deigned to sanction it by* granting numerous indulgences to its members, and to those who helped them in their pious works. Minnesota is blessed with seven conferences. In 1856, tit. Rev. Joseph Cretin first bishop of St. Paul, wishing to provide means Of relief for the destitute of the city, called a meeting of the gentlemen of the congregation and proposed to them to establish a conference in our city, His invitation was heartily accepted by many, but owing to the circumstances of the times, the society in St. Paul de creased in numbers for awhile. Much honor is due to Mr. Williams, since de ceased, who presided over it during its greatest trials. In 1859, however, it re ceived a great impulse. Under the pres idency of William Markoe, in two years it increased to over a hundred members, when, in 1861. it was deemed advisable to divide it into two sections! the one preserving the original name of conference of St. Paul: the other, tak ing the name of the conference of St. Patrick. The latter was attached to St. Mary's church when that church was built. • Tin' original signers of the articles of incorporation of the first conference in St.Paul were:W. B.McC.rorty.A.L. Lar penteur, ('. W. Williams, William Mar koe and W. .1. Brownson. The secretary was L. P. Cotter and the date of the pa per Nov. 15, ]ka>. Of the names men tioned, Mr. Markoe and Mr. Lorpenteur are the sole survivors. The government of the society is mod eled on the hierarchy of the church, so as to form one body and preserve the unity of spirit and those fraternal rela tions so useful and so pleasant. At the same time sufficient freedom of action is left to each particular branch to regu late itself according to the circum stances of place and limes. The gen eral council in Paris exercises its au thority over the whole society through out the Catholic world. It corresponds directly with the superior councils which are established to unite together all the branches of ONE STATION or part of a nation. Of these there are two in the United States, one in St. Louis and the other in New York. The conferences of Minnesota depend on the Superior council of New York. In cities were there are several conferences they are united together by a Particu lar council, and in some cases there exists another intervening link called the Central council, having under it several Particular councils and corres ponding directly with the Superior council of the nation. Besides these, there are other means of preserving the fraternal relations between the various councils. Four times a year, on the first Sunday in Lent, on the second Sunday after Eas ter, on the 19th day of .Inly (the feat of St. Vincent de Paul), and on the Bth day of December (the feast of the Im maculate Conception;, the various con ferences of the same town unite in general meetings under their Particular .councils, and there make their respec tive reports for the time that has elapsed since the last of their meet ings. These reports are sent to the Superior council, which embodies them in A GENERAL REPORT and communicates it to the general council of Paris. The first of these gen eral meetings was held Feb. 34, 1830. The rule of the society is not by any means that of an organization «labori ously invented and imagined a priori, but simply a statement in writing of certain practices to which the founders were already accustomed. These prac tices grew out of their friendly assem blies. There they had consulted to gether as to the best means to carry out their charitable intentions with prudent zeal. The first work in which these conferences engaged, and which is still their principal one, is the visiting of the poor at their homes. In these they en tertain friendly relations with the poor they have in charge, taking interest in them, aiding them by their advice, and should any of their poor die. they show their friendship for him by accompany ing him to his last resting place, not for getting to offer their prayers for him and having the holy sacrifice celebrated for his repose. Thus they have fre quently been happy enough to bring back to a faithful performance of the Christian duties, souls soured by adver sit}, and who, for a long time, had abandoned God. The general rule of the society is as follows: First -All Christian young men, who desire to unite in a communion of prayer and a participation in works of the same character, may become mem bers of the Society of St. Vincent de Paul, wherever they may happen to re side. Second— No Jwork of charity should be regarded as foreign to the society, although its special object is to visit I'oon FAMILIES. Thus the members are expected to embrace every opportunity of affording consolation to the sick and to prisoners, of instructing poor, unprotected or im prisoned children, and of procuring the succors of religion for those who need them at the hour of death. Third— When several members of the society are found in any locality, they meet to encourage each other" in the practice of virtue. This meeting is called a conference, the name originally given to the society itself. Fourth— several conferences be formed in the same town each takes the name of the parish where its mem bers meet, and the several conferences are invited by a particular council which takes the name of the town itself. Fifth— AH the conferences of the so ciety are united by a council general. It will be observed that no pledges are demanded, no initiation fee re quired, and no dues exacted. Each gives voluntarily what he can. The collection box is passed around, as in church, and no member knows the amount of his brother's contribution. The St. Vincent de Paul society does not confine itself exclusively to visiting the . poor and sick and aiding them, .though this is the chief work of the so ciety. Any act of Christian charity; Oily of the spiritual or temporal works Of mercy, is within the province of the association and will meet with its hearty support and encouragement. The grand Object of the society is to organize ''; ,',, CHAIMTAULE WORK, to distribute carefully and only to the needy and those really requiring aid, the alms of the members and those who make them the channel of their good works'. Every case of distress brought to the knowledge of the conference is investigated, and if genuine and within the means of the society, is relieved. Members do not give from their own pockets directly, but through the asso ciation's, and in most cases tickets for bread; meat or other food are given in stead of cash, so that the tempta tion to squander the alms of the poor is greatly lessened. Besides the St. Vincent de Paul society, of the cathedral parish, there are con ferences connected with St. Mary's, St. Joseph's and St. Michael's churches. These conferences are all in a flourish ing condition and doing noble, though silent, work in relieving the misery and distress of our city. The Cathedral conference is the larg est, as well as the oldest, in the city, containing a membership, active and honorary, of eighty. It meets every Sunday after 9 o'clock mass in the base ment of the cathedral. The present officers of this conference are as fol lows: President— Thomas Berrisford. Vice President— Patrick Butler. Secretary— William L. Kellv, Jr. Treasurer— Ambrose Pearce: M. J. D. «». COXGIiESSIOXIAh EXERCISES. An Instructive Ijesson. in Political Economy, c Willibton Fish in Puck, Puck— is politics? Congress— lt is that on which we live. P.— what shape is politics? C— Hound. Sometimes it is round like a dollar; more frequently like §:J. P. How can you readily recognize the points of the political compass? C— By standing facing in all direc tions. P. What is political economy? C;— Running in a sure district. P.— But theoretically speaking? C— Theoretically speaking, political economy is a book. P.— Of what does it treat? C— Adam Smith and political economy. P.— Very good. Now, different parts of the earth's surface produce different things: and, by an oversight,' these are not governed in variety by political boundaries. Mohammed is still pro gressing with good grace to the mount ain. What is the significance of this splendid figure? C— That when we do not find a tiling at home we must go after it. P.— As. for instance, for what? J ,C— As. for instance, for peace, and poker, and 'P.— But where do we go for commodi ties? Can you teli? 'C— Why, certainly! We go to Paris for perfumes. Belgium for bells aaftjl 1 P.— That is only plain common sense, is it not? J.C.— Why, certainly! Potsdam for preserves, Sardinia for sardines V P. — Where do we go for spice? C. — To the varieties. 'P.— Where for velvet? • ; ('.—Where it grows. 'P.— Where is that? 4 '.'C.— On the jobs. P.— Where do we go>for copper; C— Copperville — copperhead — [Ap plause]— no— Cypress. 1 P.— very good. Or, rather, we used to go to Cypress; but now. we can go for copper to various places in our own country, can we not? . C— Certainly. -X.. P.— But we won't get any copper. A syndicate of Frenchmen has bought up all the American Conner; so if we want copper we must still go to Cypress. C— Why, certainly. P.— But, after we get it we cannot bring it into this country because of a 11.1 per cent tariff. We shall be obliged to return to the Frenchmen and pay two prices for our own copper. May we consider this to be tough? C,— We may. And what does this example about copper show us? C— That we ought never to copper the P.— Exactly! It shows, too, that the country would be better off on the cop per question if it did not have any cop per. I think that iv reviewing this sub ject you will do well to devise some method by which the government may stop holding up its children for foreign ers to go through. Five Million Dollars in Peanuts. New Yoik Mail. "Peanuts continue to hold their own," said a Washington street commission merchant in answer to the inquiry of a Mail and Express reporter. "The* trade shows a continuous andlsteady increase, keeping pace with the growth in popu lation. For instance, the total con sumption last year was about 3,100,000 bags, an increase of 400,000 hairs over the previous year, and exceeding the consumption of five years ago by more than 1,000,000 bags." "Assuming that 0,000,000 bags of pea nuts were, consumed last year, what docs that represent in money:'" "Well, in round numbers it means the consumption of 100,000,000 quarts, and at the regular price charged by re tailers and venders, which is 10 cents per quart, it shows that peanut eaters paid $10,000,000 to gratify their liking. Probably one-half of this sum is clear profit to the retailers, as the value of the crop to the growers is estimated at less than -$2,000,000. "Where does the supply come from?" "Almost wholly from Virginia, Ten nessee and North Carolina. Virginia is the banner peanut-growing state, aver aging ,2,000,000 bushels yearly. Ten nessee conies next with an average of 5f1p,000 bushels, and North Carolina's production averages 150,000 bushels. '.Che estimated supply for 1888 is 8,300, --000 bushels, which includes the nearly 1500,000 bushels of last year's crop which still remain in the market." -^U» — V„ A Pilgrimage of Catholics. New Orleans Times-Democrat. A pilgrimage of Catholics in the arch diocese- of Puebla, Mexico, will be made to ' Pome during the month of April next. T)ie pope has designated one day in the last week of April as that on which he will receive the Mexicans. As the voy age requires three weeks, the pilgrims wj.ll leave Mexico about the Ist. Si .*t- — ♦ — OUR OLD FRIEND NEVERFAIL. Oh, it's good to ketch a relative at's richer and don't run When you holler out to hold up, and'll joke and have his fun; It's good to hear a man called had and then find out he's not, Et strike some chap they call lukewarm "at's really red-hot: It's pood to know the devil's painted just a - . leetle black; But just the best thing iv the world's our old friend Neverfail, When he wags yer hand as honest as an old ./;. dog wags his tall ! I like to strike the man I owe the same time - I can pay, Aud take back things I've borried, and su' prise folks thatawav; I like to find out that the'man I voted last fall, That didu"t get elected, was a scoundrel after all; I like the man that likes the pore and heps 'em when he can; I like to meet a ragged tramp 'ats still a gen tleman: But most 1 like— with you, mv boy— old . friend Neverfail, When lie wags yer hand as honest as an old dog wags his tail. 0 —James Whitcomb Riley. THEIR AWFUL POWER. Some Things Pauline Learned at the Hands of a Chris tian Scientist. She Had a Headache and Al lowed a St. Paul Healer to Treat Her. She Also Heard What Dr. Waddell Had to Say on the Subject. He Denounces Some Systems ±: as a Species of the .i, Black Art. * U.l ; ; Pauline had a bad headache last Tues day, and she made up what little mind jumping neuralgia had left her that she would go, "take a treatment," which is the technical expression of putting one's self under the Influence of Chris tian scientists. A pleasant-faced woman opened the door at which she rang, ush ered her into a dimly-lighted room, gave her an uncommonly comfortable chair, and took a seat close beside her. ''You have a headache, you say," in quired the healer. Pauline thought she had. '-Do you worry?'' was next naked. Pauline allowed that she did. "Well, don't do it." "No, ma'am," meekly responded Pauline in the long unused submissive tones of a convent girl. "Lean your head back and rest," gently commanded the healer, and the patient did as she was told. "Close your eyes," was supplemented. Pauline closed one eye and squinted through the other to see what the healer was doing. She was sitting back in her chair, with her hand to her eyes, in an attitude of prayer. She did riot move, and after a minute or two Pauline's one eye grew lonesome, being the only act ive member of the party, so she closed it softly and— wanted to snicker. Ly ing back as she was in the chair, she could not quite make up her mind which she felt the most like— getting shaved or having a tooth pulled. Pretty soon it began to seem foolish, sitting there side by side and saying not a word. Pauline waxed hysterical. She had to swallow, and the atmosphere was so holy she had her doubts whether swallowing was proper. But it had to be done, and oh, how the silent room echoed with the creaking of the muscles of • her throat! She unlocked one eye again to peep at the heftier to see if she seemed at all mad because of the interruption. But not one whit had she changed her position. There she sat— immovable as the Spynx and ten times better looking. Pauline shut up the eye once more, and had half a notion to bolt. She began to feel funny. She began to feel strangely restful. Some subtile influence was at work upon her; her levitious spirit calmed into something more like solem nity. She did not stir, because she no longer had any desire to. For twenty or thirty minutes she rested— actually physically, mentally. spiritually. No wonder she was scared. for in reality we poor hurried mortals AUK STRANGERS TO REST. Now and then, for a time, we may be inactive. But the inward struggle keeps up under the outward quiet just the same. At length the healer stirred, and so did Pauline. One knows how she felt, and the other looked as a person does when aroused from a sound sleep. "How is your head now?" asked the healer. "I declare I had forgotten all about it," exclaimed Pauline, half ashamed of herself to think she had been guilty of any such inattention. "That's : right," replied the healer, laughing, "and do not try to remember it again." Pauline's hand was fumbling among the folds of her dress to find her purse. When she brought it up from the depths of her hidden pocket and propounded the customary conundrum customary whether it be bodies that are soothed or souls that are saved— "How much do 1 owe you." the healer refused to take a cent. "Youl'llbe sorry for this when you're sober," flashed through Pauline's mind, but she didn't say it. Instead she gasped: "Well, you are the first Chris tian scientist! 1 ever knew who failed to extend life eternal with the left hand and hold out the right for the almighty dollar." "Properly speaking, Ido not practice Christian science."' said the healer. "What is it, then, that you do practice?" "Pneuinatopathy." "Pneu— er— Please spell it." "P-n-e-u-m-a-t-o-p-a-t-h-y, or the science of mental and bodily health through spiritual law." "What is the difference between your science and Christian science?" "I wish you would come up here this evening and let Dr. Waddell answer that question. He is so much better able to make it clear to you than I am." After learning that Dr. 11. J. Waddell is an ex-pupil of Mrs. Eddy— the pope in petticoats of Christian science— who has departed from the teachings of his instructress, and has evolved a theory of his own, which corrects all the pal pable inconsistencies of Mrs. Eddy's doctrine, Pauline took her departure, promising to see the doctor in the morning. Dr. H. J. Waddell is a man whom a person would turn to LOOK AT A SECOND TIME in passing him on the street. Sneer, ye unbelievers, but upon my soul there is something supernatural about his face. It is so purely spiritual that one gets a notion of transparency from it. His eyes are wonderful— bright, clear, fas cinating, holding one's gaze as a serpent might. But the person thus spell-bound is exhilarated, raised up in the spirit Never in Pauline's life did she feel so much like giving expression to a shout ing-Methodist's "(dory!" as she did when Dr. Waddell took her by the hand and brought the marvelous powers he commands to bear upon her. And the effect his mere presence produces is in tensely heightened by the subject and substance of. his conversation. Mrs. Eddy's science, as everybody knows, denies the existence of evil. The ma terial world is wholly illusive; you and I are mere non-substantial ideas—be liefs—created by the universal princi ple, the immortal mind that alone really exists and which "keeps up a terrible thinking" from eternity to eternity. Of course, according lo this, all the ills the human flesh is heir to are beliefs which must not be flattered by ascribing real ity to them in way. When a man has boils, in Christian science parlance he has "a belief of boils." which only needs to be resolutely denied to cease to be. A boy does not have mumps, he has "a belief of mumps." Likewise, when a cat has kittens, she has, exactly speak ing; a belief of kittens. The analogy is clear, and anybody can understand from this how we are all beliefs. It used to be the terror of Pauline's life when she was among Christian scientists, that some healer would go to work and "treat her" right oil' the face of the earth. She could not comprehend why if by denying one belief— like weasles —it obligingly disappeared, there is any reason she should not follow suit and vanish into nothingness whenever any spiteful healer took it into her head to declare she was a lie. Dr. Waddell's theory, however, ascribes reality to all things. Though he regards the mater ial world as phenomena of spirit, he does not deny the actual existence of these phenomena. He even goes so far in this direction that he speaks of DEVILS AND ANGELS with the same concern for their sub stantial being that any of us might dis play talking of bad Mr. Jones, or good Mr. Brown. Mrs. Eddy instructs her pupils to ignore the powers of clairvoy ance, mesmerism, theosophy. animal magnetism, while Dr. Waddell teaches that these are horrible realities to be met, struggled with and to conquer, or be conquered by them. Mrs. Eddy's whole system of healing, he declares is mesmerism— is black art; and Mrs. Eddy, he is ready to prove, is absolutely the wont woman in the world. The women who imitate her example are cither, in the words of scripture, "silly women laden with their sins," or are deliberately wicked ones, who come short of Mrs. Eddy's vicious excellence simply be cause they are more ignorant of the powers of darkness than she. The 'lunkett-llopins scientists— which school those in St. Paul mostly belong. differ from the Eddy scientists. Dr. Waddell says, only in this— one is a lit tle meaner than the other. The Eddys are smarter, therefore the worse, and the deadly enmity between the two is because the Plunkett-llopins are beside themselves with rage to think they can not be as mean as anybody. All these people are allied with devils and operate both directly and indirectly to work the ruin of unsuspecting mortals. Dr. Waddell declares he could reveal results of their efforts both in St. Paul and Minneapolis which would make every man's hair stand on end like the quills of the disturbed por cupine. The evils of whisky-drinking and opium-eating are nothing to those wrought by unscrupulous wielders of occult forces. "Mrs. Eddy and her band," said he, "sit sending out their hellish influences, which produce first cxhiliration, then depression, then nausea, disease— Woe to him who tries to oppose them! 1 know what it is. I know what it is— and so do others. 1 have seen blood forced from the bodies of persons who defied their authority. 1 have testimony piled that measuring about two feet— "showing that Mrs. Eddy delib erately schemes— for the down fall of those who place them selves within her reach. tier one desire is to* make money, and she accomplishes this, too. The year 1 was at her school she cleared $12,000. She has recently built herself an 111,000 house, and all her disciples are led to any extreme by the same greed foi gain. When the time is ripe I shall expose a noted scientist of this city as a fraud— a woman who obtains money under false pretenses; a woman who, like her as sociate practitioners, does not hesitate to produce criminal effects on other women ; a woman who stops at nothing in witchcraft, and who is infesting St. Paul with devils incarnate, at so much per head, for her own enrichment. Prominent society women have fallen a victim to her machinations. Some un consciously, others voluntarily — ea gerly." Pauline recalled one woman who lives on St. Anthony hill and is a daily visitor to a certain scientist. She leaves her carriage DOWN ox THIRD street and then, as the boys would say, "makes a sneak" up to science head quarters. Just wait; Pauline will sniff mighty hard the next time she meets her and will tell you if she smells any thing like brimstone. Dr. Waddell distinguishes between material magnetism and mind magnet ism. The former makes drunk; the lat ter clears the - understanding, elevates, deifies. Mind magnetism is what Jesus Christ practiced, and according to Dr. Waddell, it is what ministers of the gos pel must study and comprehend' in order to save the church from utter an nihilation and the world from surrender to the devil, It is the doctor's intention soon to hold meetings in St. Paul for a month, and, with the help of the clergy, if they will, without it, if they will not, engage in open warfare-with the powers of darkness that have assumed such con trol of us. Pauline has obtained the names of a number of society women who are skilled in block art, and who practice it, some wittingly and some un wittingly. Oh, you miserable imps in sealskin and diamonds! don't belch forth fire now and stir up your seething cauldron, for my everlasting boiling down. I'm not going to tell on you— that is. 1 don't think I shall. Women can keep secrets— sometimes— that is, I guess they can. Pauline Pj:v. Rats Pitted Against a Ferret. Los Angeles Tribune. Not more than a dozen sports were given the. tip that a rat-killing match was to take place yesterday afternoon, not 100 yards from the postoflice. A Tribune reporter got wind of the affair and succeeded, after much perseverance, in becoming a spectator. Promptly at the hour set a case of rats was forthcoming. A little later two youthful sports appeared on the scene with another big cage, which contained a young ferret. It was now evident that the promoters intended to have a ferret versus rat contest. A big rat was next placed in the cane with the ferret, and the fun began. It is perhaps unneces sary to say that ferrets cannot see in the daytime, but their smelling instinct is very keen and well developed. The rat managed to keep out of the way of the ferret for fully thirty seconds, but at last the ferret got hold of Mr. Pat, and a short but lively light took place, until the ferret got hold of the rat by the neck, and the uneven contest was soon ended. The operation was continued until four teen rats had been placed hois de com bat, and the time occupied by the fer ret in annihilating them was exactly five minutes. At one" time there was some tough fighting, as two rats happened to get in the cage at the same time, and they made things extremely hot for the ferret for a while, but one finally suc cumbed, and it did not take long'to de molish the remaining one. A Circus Man Before a King. St. James Gazette. It is not often that circus "artistes" find their way into the realms of a South African native chief; but when they do it would seem that their reception is likely to be very enthusiastic. A "strong man" from a Cape Town circus recently journeyed to the far-off regions of Ama-Swaziland, and there gave a dis play of his skill and power before the Chief Umbandini at his "great place." So pleased wa3Umbandi with the perfor mance that he forthwith dictated a tes timonial gratis. Here it is : "We gladly certify that you have performed at our Royal Kraal, Swaziland, on rings, poles, chairs, and sticks; that you have also played with an iron lice, and also car ried a large cannon on your back, and fired it off your back in our presence. We were astonished and gratified at the wonderful acts that you and your little son have performed. We do not believe that you will ever die, (liven at our Royal Kraal this 9th of December, 1880. Umbandini (his X mark), King of Swazi land." _ -o» Where Sardines Mature. Epoch. Gentleman from Maine (to waiter)— Them sardines, mister, must have been picked afore they were ripe. It takes a lot of 'em to make a mouthful. Waiter— They are the finest imported sardines, sir. Gentleman—Weil, I guess you've been swindled. Why, up in Maine we git sar dines as big as herring No Assistance Required. Ilarvaid Lampoon. Old Gentleman (with intense sol emnity)—' Sense me, sir; but mus' leg go m' arm; insisht 'pun . it. Un'stan' y' mean well,' of course; but nuis' in sish leg go m- arm, else 'blige 'call off ccr 'f th' law. (Slumbers.) 13 TO CARE FOR THE SICK St. Paul to Have a City Hos pital Adequate to All Its Wants. Plans Prepared and Ready to Be Submitted to the City Council. The Building to Be Made Ac cording- to the Most Mod ern Ideas. Incease of Hospital Work Since the Present Build ing" Was Erected. St. Paul is to have something in the near future which she is very badly in need of, and that is a new city and county hospital. During the past few years this city has had a remarkable growth and the old building which, at first, was fully large enough to accom modate the patients sent there, is now crowded so that it is uncomfortable and inadequate to meet the demands made upon it. During the first years of Dr. Ancker's administration as city and county physician, the hospital cared for but 300 patients: last year the number accommodated was 900. From 20 pa tients a day the number has increased to 60 and sometimes as many as 80 are cared for. Dr. Ancker reports that during the past winter from 15 to IS people, mostly women, were obliged to sleep on the floor, all the beds in the wards being occupied. The necessity for larger quarters is therefore apparent. The last legislature authorized an ap propriation of ?50,000 for the erection of a new city and' county hospital, and appointed a commission with full power to act in the building of It. The following gentlemen comprise the com mission: Col. C. D. Kerr, K. P. Cullen and Dr. Ancker. The plans and speci fications of the new hospital have been drawn up by the architects, Wilcox & Johnson, and would have been submitted to the council last Tuesday evening had there been a meeting. The bonds-have already been issued, and bids will be advertised for the erection of the new structure in a short time. The hosuital, when com plete, will have a frontage of 400 feet and a depth of eighty feet. The general design of the building is based on the plan of the John Hopkins hospital at Baltimore, which is considered the finest institution of the kind in the world. The hospital, which will be rectangular in form, is composed of five different buildings, an administration building in the center, with two ward buildings on each side. A large hall runs through the whole series of buildings, In the rear of the hospital will be a brick structure containing the kitchen, laundry and heating apparatus. The commission propose, at this time, to erect only the administration building. The other structures (the ward build ings) will be built when the necessity exists for so doing. The administration building is to be a liaiidsome.substantial, two-story structure of Chaska brick, with light stone trimmings, the whoie surmounted by a tower. The following information is gleaned from an exam ination of the plans: The basement is provided with four rooms, called strong rooms, for the detention of violent and insane patients, also reception, bath and accident rooms. THE FIRST FLOOR contains the offices, the matron's rooms, library, museum, drug, apothecary and physician's rooms. The 'second floor contains the superintendent's room, resident physician's and nurse's private dining rooms and an operating room, with etherizing and recovering rooms attached. A skylight furnishes light for the operating room. The third floor, or attic, serves the purpose of a ward and will accomo date about thirty patients. The main or administration building will join the present hospital which will not be torn down until it becomes necessary to build the last two wards. The main building will be flanked by the ward buildings, four in number' each 25x70 feet. It is thought the hospital (live buildings) will not be completed before three years. The advantage this hos pital will possess when finished is that additions can be made without inter fering with the general plan of the building or marring its architectural beauty. The commission has visited many of the principal hospitals of the country, and in the construction of the city hospital is applying the knowledge gained and profiting by the experience of others. Dr. Ancker says that he has no hesitation in saying that when the new buildings are finished. St. Paul will have as complete a municipal hos pital as there is in the United States. AVhere the Laugh Came la. Detroit Free Press. He stood strokinghis smoothly shaven chin in front of a barber shop on Michi gan avenue, and when asked if anything was wrong, he chuckled heartily and re plied: "Funniest thing I ever knew!" "What was it?" -Why, I came along here a while ago and went iv there. Feller told me to sit right down and be shaved." -Well?" "I did. Had no sooner got out of the chair than he held out his hand for 10 cents. 1 didn't have it." "And what did lie do?" "Led me to the door and gave me a kicic— one kick-- ha! ha! ha!" "Where does the laugh come in?" "Why. I've been in Detroit for the last thirty years, and there's hardly a day 1 haven't been kicked. Have always been booted from four to six for 10 cents, but this feller only got in one— ha ! ha! Say, go in and tell him I'm at leasts cents ahead ! First time I've beat any hod yin five years— ha! ha! ha!" Triple Expansion Engines. St. James. Gazette. All interesting example of the value of triple expansion engines as compared with compound was exhibited on the Clyde on Satuidaj on the trial of the Orient liner Cuzco, which has recently been thoroughly renovated by the Fair field Shipbuilding and Engineering company and furnished with new boil ers working to a pressure of ISO pounds to the inch, and with triple expansion engines of the most approved type. The Cir/.co is seventeen years old, and has hitherto been regarded as a i. .-kiiot boat. On Saturday she was tried on the measured mile for a six hours' run, when she attained a speed of 10 knots and made upward of 33 revolutions per minute. This increase in speed was accompanied with the usual economy in coal con sumption, and the incident is remark able on account of the success with which the power of the new (Murines has developed a high speed in a vessel tho model of which Is comparatively obso lete, J THE WITH THE JERSEY. You can sing of the maid Who. in faultless attire, Rides out in her curtained coupe; Her robot are exquisitely fashioned or Worth— ' At eve they are decollete ; Hut I. I will sing of a maiden more Ml More innocent, too. I opine: You can choose from society's cms;, If you But the girl with ihj jersey Is mine. I know her hy all thai fa good, kind ami #2 This modest young ma Idea I name- v tr;| I've walked with her, talked with i.V- Danced with her, too. l " And found that mv heart was nflimn I've written tier letters and snail miii. Revealing my love in each line- UUICI ao »x, 1011 can drink to your Mini, '«,:„ tl"*: - Razel.e, ' ' a,, "-bodicea But the i with liio jei F yi S|n!ne • -Bo„r ii ackle ; f