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MINNEAPOLIS NEWS. Some Sermons Preached in the Flour City Pulpits Yesterday. . Analysis of the Whiteman Law, Which Governs the Next Election. A Sudden Death, Which Prob ably Resulted From Too Much Morphine. Local Amusements and Other Matters of General Interest. THE POWER or JESUS. Cnlike Nature, He Can Forgive Sins ami Heal Wounds. At the Church of Christ yesterday morning, Rev. Mr. Lahmon preached an interesting sermon on the "Power of Jesus. He said In substance: •'Jesus forgiving sins, healing dis eases and accused Of blasphemy." Mark, ii.. H2. We must make Jesus a welcome guest to our country, our homes and our hearts, else he will be grieved away. With Jesus healing was a minor matter. Ilia foremost mission was to preach. We hear of remarkable healers, of men and women with strange clairvoyant and magnetic powers by which "they seem almost to drive out disease. We hear of faith cures and mind cures and science cures. If 1 am not mistaken, some of these methods claim affinity with Christ and the apostles' methods. Christ seems never unnecessarily to have invited opposition. On the con trary, lie frequently enjoined silence. In one mighty word he invaded the realm of satan, asserted his divine position and lifted himself in lofty se renity above the carping scribes. This 1 sa\* was a step forward; and it was a bold one. The die was east; the divine claim was now made. He had thrown down the gauntlet and his enemies were not slow to pick it up. Not that he un necessarily gave offense or that he pro posed to defend himself by force, but that in his judgment the time had come to declare himself openly and to make bold his position. Immediately they -...I; "This man speaks blasphemies. Who can forgive sins but God alone?" At that moment the shadow of the cross seemed to fall on Jesus. He read their thoughts, lie felt their op position like a chill on lib soul, and lie astonished them by asking calmly why ! they reasoned so. A little more reason ing might have convinced them that He was a searcher of hearts, and that lie saw their sins as plainly as those of the sick man. The impotent palsied man was blessed with faith; the able-bodied scribes were cursed with hatred. Such contrasts are continually found along Christ's pathway and that of his church. His opponents were silent, and He con tinued asking them whether it was easier to forgive sins or to heal diseases, intimating that to the Son of .Man, to the Son of God, to the Supreme Man. all such works are alike easy. bat relation docs sin bear to disease? What relation does sin bear to healing? We may not with our mental philoso phy and medical science be able to an swer these questions fully, but we know that the Bibles puts sin at the root of all disease, and makes them both stern and mournful facts. Some one has said, every scab on the brow of j that leper is caused by sin. It is sin I that has caused our deafness and our j blindness and our dumbness and our lameness. According to Genesis death came when sin came, and disease seems to be but the approach of the death. When Jesus strikes at sin lie lays the ax at the root of the disease. Possibly ilia power to forgive is the secret of ills erreat power to heal. Our phy sicians resort to drugs, and baths, and surgery and electric shocks; they demand time and the help of nature, and send their pa tients to the Hot Springs, and to Flor ida, and to California for a chance of climate. Jesus says, I forgive you; 10, you are well. He is the fundamental physician, pitying the sould that is whole to make and inhabit the body that is whole. Possibly here is a hint of what our life shall be in that world where no sickness Is and where health eoes hand in hand with the marching thousands of years. A word about forgiveness and I close. Nature never forgives. Jesus says, "I pour a healing balm into jour wounds and there shall be no scars. Are you dying? Nay. you shall live. lam Lord of life, l have conquered death. In my presence there is no fatal wound to either soul or body. I forgive sins; I heal diseases:! stay the hand of Death." The presence of one who forgives is proof of a Providence high over nature and her coUl realism; a Providence that f-ees and has mercy; that lives and loves and reigns supreme. VALUE OF MORALITY. There, is No Antagonism Between It and Religion. At the Grand Opera house yesterday morning, Rev. Marion D. Shutter preached on "The Religious Value of Morality." He said, in substance,- that the distinction that has been made be tween morality and religion, so far as it involves antagonism between them, is wholly arbitrary. There is no antagon ism. Life is one and these, when rightly understood are its two sides. They are halves of one grand whole. Religion without morality is impossible; moral ity without religion is incomplete. Morality is that side of life which is turned towards earth and its in terests, towards our fellow men and our relations to them; religion is that side of life which is turned upward. whose aspirations and desires look to ward the throne of the Eternal, But life is one; it cannot be divided. No theology can cut it in sunder. To say that, the earthward side of life is of no avail in the sight of God, is to cut out that part of our text which bids us "do justly and love mercy." The preaching of the old prophets, of John, of Jesus, of the apostles, laid great stress upon what would now be called "mere mo rality." The idea that one must believe in the vicarious sacrifice in order to be a Christian, is constantly taught to-day. Let us fix once and forever the principle that responsibility is not tranferable. Let us get that principle firmly in mind. No one can expiate our sons. No one can bear the penalty of our trans gressions. No one can turn his right eousness over to us or make us partners in it. Before the laws of God, written in our souls and bodies, in the rocks and stars, on the pages of prophets and apostles, each one stands for himself, according to his ability. No man is exempt, no angel is exempt. "Be not deceived; he that doeth right eousness is righteous," not he to whom righteousness Is imputed, or in some mystic way uncarted. But what of God? What of Christ? What of faith? Is there room for these? Yes, for all. Room for God. From the higher to the lower influences descend to help the lower up. .Streams flow down the mountain side to the valley, and upward along the course of the stream grasses and flowers creep toward the top: so from God descend the influences that Ol help us up from the valleys to .. the mountain-tops of life. Room for Christ. We believe that he was the divinest man who ever trod this planet; that he entered into the Blind and heart of God as no one else has ever done and interpreted that mind and heart for us. We believe that He lived and conquered as a man, and gave us an example and a hope. Ahe same throne of grace is accessible to us. The same sources of power are purs. The same victory is possible, lie of eood cheer; I have overcome the world." That He loves our sins in any vicarious sense we do not believe; that the influence of His life and death helps men out of their sins, we believe with all our heart ! Christ is not right eous for us, but teaches us how to be righteous and sets us the example. Room for faith— faith in the central principle of goodness and progress in the universe; faith in the immutability of law; In the certainty that whatso ever a man soweth that shall he also reap; that there is no refuge for the soul in any imaginary haven, in any robe of another's wearing; that the only refuge is in turning from sin to righteousness; that here, where often the soul that would bo happy must cease from sin and seek tho face of God. Personal righteousness is the only salvation. A MORAL HERa True to Heart Within ami the God Above. Rev. George L. Morrill preached at Calvary Baptist church yesterday morn ing on "Moral lleros." He said: "The growing splendor of our nation has its roots in the graves of men who were true to 'heart within and God over head.' Napoleon's prophecy has been fulfilled: 'Posterity will talk of Wash ington with reverence as the founder of a great empire when my name shall be lost in the vortex of revolutions.' America, more than any land, needed a man on whose arm she could lean, and one whose head and heart she could trust. The God who called and fitted Cyrus for his position gave us a man whom the world united with Everett in declaring to be 'the greatest of good men and best of great men.' Ancient or modern history records no name of any comparison with the general whose camp was pitched amid • the deepest trust in God, and whose heart was as large as humanity. The mother said: "lam not surprised at what George has done, for he was always a good boy." Greater than the official position he occupied or the measures he originated or carried through was his Christian character, which tells us that true success in pub lic life is not incompatible with, but Impossible without religion. Natural science with Darwin accent tells us that morals and religion are distinct -that morality is mere produce and religion vague emotion— but conscience, who rules both and makes them one, says: "Let God be true and every man a liar." A characteristic of tin religion of Jesus Christ is its unyielding regard for moral obligation. Pagan religions are im moral in form and spirit. Born of a spirit which rays "righteous ness exalteth a nation, but sin is a re proach to any people." Washington declares that ""reason and experience both forbid us to expect that national morality can prevail in exclusion of re ligious principle." It is high time for party politicians and lying lawyers to remember that religion is the only sure basis for public law and private virtue and nothing else will do on a soil where patrician culture and plebean heart are united in one. True greatness and goodness are synonymous in the realm of government, philosophy, science and art. May the God of our* fathers with hold the* impious hand of those who would stab liberty's heart and drain it of the purity and truth which course the broad arteries of our national life. "The righteous shall be in everlasting remembrance: the name of the wicked shall rot." May lie who never spoke or acted like man help us learn the lesson of life's laws in their relation to God and man. Let us trust Him at all times as Washington did that 'tying we may say with our loved immortal, "'tis well. Father of mercies take me to Thyself." THE NEW ELECTION LAW. The hiteman election law, under which the next election in this state will be held, is considered by many of our citizens as an experiment. But there is nothing in this law which is experimental, for it .is almost an exact copy of the election law of the state of New York, where it has been in force for years, and where it has given general satisfaction. The particular aim of this law is to eliminate fraud from the elections held in the large cities and towns, and to give every honest voter a chance to use his elective franchise as he thinks best, freely and without molestation, and to have the same accredited to the candi dates, for whose benefit the franchise was exercised. * The section of this law which fixes the maximum number of voters to be contained in any one election precinct, gives every voter a chance to deposit his ballot without delay, which is a right which was seldom en joyed under the old law. The section requiring the posting in a conspicuous place in each election pre cinct of the names and residences of all persons registered and entitled to vote in such precinct, one week be fore election day, allows time to ascertain whether the persons regis tered are bona fide residents of the precinct, and effectually does away with fraudulent registration and re peating. The eighth subdivision of the section, defining the legal resi dence of a voter, is as follows: "The mere intention to acquire a new residence, without the fact of re moval, shall avail nothing; neither shall the fact of removal without inten tion. And no person employed tempor arily in the construction or repair of any railroad, canal, or other work of a public nature,shall acquire a residence in any election precinct into which he came for that purpose, so as to entitle him to vote therein. In any question that may arise as to the right of any person in the employment of any railroad corporation to be registered or to vote in any elec tion precinct, it must first satisfac torily appear to all the judges of said election precinct, that the said party is an actual bona fida resident of said election precinct, and not there for temporary purposes merely; and the mere affidavit of such person shall not be received as conclusive as to any fact necessary to entitle him to vote." * * # This section, it will be seen, prevents large gangs of men em loyed tempor arily in grading railroads from acquir ing a residence at the place of their temporary employment, and outvoting the bona tide residents, as has been the custom too often heretofore. It also re moves the employer from the position he has so long held in this state, as the arbiter of the way the men in his em ploy shall vote. *** Another subdivision on the same mat ter effectually sets at rest the question of allowing students of the state uni versity and other colleges and schools to vote at their temporary abode, and which question has been the cause of considerable controversy and conten tion in former elections. It reads as follows: "A person shall not be con sidered to have gained a residence in any county into which he conies for temporary purposes merely, without the intention of making such county his home." * * The manner of registering is quite different from the system under the old law, when nothing was entered on the register but the voter's name and resi dence. The new law requires in addi tion to the name and residence of the person registering.the place of nativity, length of residence in the state, county and election predinct, and the place last registered, and if the applicant is for eign born, the fact that he is natural ized, with the date of the naturalization papers and the place where they were obtained. * * Another good feature of the law is that in all cities of 5,000 inhabitants and upward, the time for closing the polls shall be 7 o'clock, which is two hours later than under the old law, and conse quently men engaged at day's work, will have a chance to vote after quitting work. Under the old law they were compelled to vote at the noon hour, or else take time from their working hours. The sec tion in regard to tickets re quires that the ballots shall be divided as follows: A ticket indorsed "electors" shall contain the names for presidential electors voted for; the ticket indorsed "state" the the Saint patjl daily globe.- Monday morning, February 27, issa names flfor state officers voted for; the ticket indorsed "judiciary" the names tor judges voted for; tho ticket indorsed "congress" the name for con gressman voted for; the ticket indorsed "legislature" the. names for members of the legislature voted for; the ticket in dorsed "county," the names for county officers voted for, and the ticket in dorsed "city" the names for city officers voted for. Seperate ballot boxes are requited for each of the different kinds of indorsed tickets. After the polls are closed the election judges must immediately commence the canvass of the ballots cast during the election. This canvass must be made in public, and must be continued without inter mission until completed, when the re sult must bo publicly declared. * * This law also makes it a misdemeanor for any person to vote tit a caucus or primary election who is not a bona fide resident of the district in which said caucus or primary election is held, or for any person to make any false re turn of the ballots cast, or offering any bribe or consideration to any dele gate elected at said primary election, for his vote, and fixes as a penalty for such misdemeanor a line not ex ceeding $3,000, or imprisonment not exceeding three years, or both fine and imprisonment. Section 103 of this law reads as follows: "The words 'primary election' used in this act shall be construed so as to em brace all elections held by any political party, convention, organization or association, or delegates therefrom, for the purpose of choosing candidates for office, or the election of delegates to other conventions, or for the purpose of election officers of any political party organization, convention or association." * * What is evidently a blunder on the part of some writer on the Pioner Press, is the statement which appeared in Saturday's issue, that Attorney General Clapp had held that election returns need not be made to the' county auditors, as required by the White-man election law and which was also required by the old election law. What the attorney gen eral did hold was that the returns of the election of township of ficers to the county auditor was unnec essary and a needless expense, and that such was not the intention of the legis lature. IiOCAIj AMUSEMENT CHAT. "There arc certain superstitions con nected with theatrical people," said Percy Weadon last night, while puffing away on a Perfeeto, "that are amusing. One quite common is the 'Jonah' super stition, described as a fatal curse which falls on some poor actor who makes company or play unsuccessful, j and who is unsuccessful himself. I The 'Jonah' superstition is not confined to individuals, but extends to plays. 'Di plomacy was called a '.Jonah' on ac count of its fatality to members of the company first playing it. Theaters are also Jonahs." "How about the Hennepin Avenue theater?'? "Nix," said Weadon. "hold on. It must be a Jonah. There was a fight the first week, a fire on the stage and a boy fell on the carpet and broke his arm. It is now in chancery, and therefore it must come under the category." * * Of the many audiences that have as i sembled at the People's theater it is I doubtful if any has been more satisfied than the large one that left that popular place of amusement last evening after witnessing the splendid presentation of Augustan Daly's celebrated and inter esting drama, "Under the Gaslight." This was the first presentation of this famous drama in this city in many years, and Much enthusiasm was manifested last night by the large crowd through all the exciting scenes and incidents, and many turned away with a sigh of regret as the curtain fell on the last act. It was cer tainly as strong and thoroughly finished a performance as is often seen at popu lar prices. Aside from the considera tion that it was an elaborate revival of a standard play, the event was made specially interesting by the first appear ance in this city of two new mem bers of People's Company, J. B. Brown and Charles ]{. * Thorpe, who were given a flattering reception. Mr. Brown appeared as iSnorkey, the one-armed veteran, and acted the part admirably, fully sustaining his Eastern reputation as a well-trained and fin ished artist. Mr. Thorpe, as Tratford, gave the part the dash, vivacity and recklessness that did him much credit and showed him to be an actor much above the average. Neil Scully, as the peanut vender made new friends, and succeeded in keeping the audience in the best of humor. The Laura Courtland of Miss Wellesley was effective and strong, and Carrie Strong as Old Judas neared perfection in this line. The pier scene was the most in teresting and realistic ever seen in this city. Not oniy was the scene itself good, but a number of clever specialties were introduced, including a number of jigs and clog dances by Joe dotty and some splendid musical selections by the "original and only" Sam Lucas and wife. The scenery and stage settings at this theater certainly deserve more than a passing mention, as week after week they are placed upon the stage with a correctness and precision equaled by no theater in the Twin Cities. "Under the Gaslight" runs throughout the week, with matinees Tuesday and Saturday. * * The engagement of Mr.Palmer's com pany at the Grand opera to-night prom ises to be a brilliant affair. Society will be out in force and Sir Charles Young's play, "Jim the Penman," will be given a splendid first night audience in Min neapolis, r c *** A special matinee will be given by the Madison Square Theater company at the Grand opera on Wednesday, at 2:30 p. in. *** The personnel of the Madison Square Theater company is Ada Dyas, Evelyn Campbell, Jennie Eustall, Kate Fergu son, Joseph E. Whiting, Charles Over ton, lan Robertson. * * James Ilarrison, the portly stage man ager of the People's, seems to be every where. First he was seen on the stage last evening playing a part of considera ble importance to the best of satisfaction ; next he would be found in the front of the house; all of a sudden at a given cue he would "bob up serenely" in some exciting scene of climax. * * Charles A. Parker again resumed his duties yesterdaj at the People's. Three more benefits are in view in the near future at the People's. This popu lar place of amusement has won the good will of thousands through its ben efits alone, and added new laurels to its popularity last week by the most pleas ing and satisfactory manner in which it entertainced the state encampment of the G. A. R. * * The Crusaders' Dramatic club, under the auspices of the Catholic church, will give its annual St. Patrick's entertain ment on March 17, when the interesting Irish drama, "The Irish Heiress," will be produced at the People's. * # W. J. Ferguson, J. B. Booth, S. M. Kent, 11. J. Holedby, 11. S. Wilwad, S. Stanctiffe and others. The company is under the direct management of W. R. Palmer, brother to A. M. Palmer. The scenery for "Jim, the Penman," will prove an agreeable surprise to lov ers of accessories. ir * "Arabian Nights,'' the new bur lesque success, will be at the Grand next week. Louis James and Marie Wainwright will play a week at the Grand opera house in the near future. Their reper toire includes all the classics and pop ular tragedies of the drama. CURRENT COMMENT. It is understood that Mayor Ames will veto the resolution passed by the city council vacating a territorial road through Phillips' addition in East Minneapolis, and has indicated that he does not think a territorial road can be vacated except by an act of congress. * * Territorial roads are government land, and a man In the Seventh ward has acquired a neat piece of real estate by locating a row or tenements upon a territorial road, and has acquired the right to the ground by reason of occu pancy for live years under the home stead law. Very likely the same sharp game has been practiced in other por tions of the City. ' *** The evident untiuthf'ulncss of the Tribune's circulation boasts was made peculiarly striking yesterday by the announcement: "There were 11,000 Tribunes sold in Minneapolis to-day." As this assertion must have, of neces sity, been written before the publica tion of the paper, it is conjectured that the Tribune has employed a clairvoyant as a circulation liar. 1: I * ■* The great block to be erected on tho . Washburn corner, as mentioned in yes terday's GLOBE, is to occupy the entire piece— at least that is the present calculations. The board of trade lias asked the government to buy a strip" of this piece to give more room toiho growing needs of the postofflce, and it , was understood that Gen. Wash- ' burn would sell as much as was desired. It now transpires that when the board considered the matter, the property had already been sold to the loan company. Tho latter does not believe the government will buy more land just now, especially 1 as the St. Paul appropriation was cut down. There is now considerable un used space on the government property —fifty feet on Third street and about thirty on First avenue south, but this was reserved with the view to securing plenty of light and good driveways. * • The Fourth judicial district embraces Hie counties of Hennepin, Wright, Anoka and Isanti, and has four judges. The Second district has only the county of Ramsey, but has four judges. Though Ramsey is smaller than Henne pin, yet it has as many judges as the four counties of the Fourth district. The reason for this is found in the fact that Republicans of the Fourth district have kept Anoka, Wright' and Isanti counties in the dis trict to keep it Republican. At the last session of the legislature an effort was made to cut off the three out side counties, but it was vigorously fought in the interests of one or two of the present occupants of tho bench. The district is too large entirely, and there is more business than the four judges can properly and promptly at tend to. The number should be in creased or the district reduced, though the latter is not possible, as the result would surely be a Democratic district. WILL "IiET UP." The Grand Jury Will Probably Not Try to Make Trouble. The grand jury meets again to-day, and will probably dispose of such cases as will be brought to its attention by commitments from the municipal with out going to the trouble of instituting any of those searching investigations that arc periodically aimed at saloon keepers and the social evil. Indications are that this farce is to bo omitted. It is not thought that the over vigilant county attorney has been making an other crusade, and the offenders against the sumptuary laws will probably be al lowed to recuperate their finances so they can stand a "hard one" next term. There are no eases of great importance for trial. There are a few unimportant larcenies, gambling cases, and prosecu tions for selling adulterated milk. The case of .). K. O'Brien, charged with sell ing liquor without a license, involves the Important point as to whether; a liquor license can be transferred, as lias been customary heretofore. The charge of embezzlement against L. N. Shep herd is likely to lead to an interesting trial. Those who have been bound over for grand jury investigation by the mu nicipal court are: John Coiiway,Charles Boebus, Frank Pendergast, E. Eriffk son, John Munson, James Thompson, William Palmer ot al., John W. King, Jack Garrity. J. C. Cavanaugb, Henry Wilklii, Jerry Welsh, M. Roller, David Rafter, Josie Emerson, R. Hart man. B. G. Murch, Frank Rottier, Mary Smith, John McDonald, Oliver Warren, Jack McCarthy, Charles Worthington, Frank Arnold, William Smith, John Colin, R. L. Berglund, P. Olson, P. A. , Ward, S. S. Jepson, J. C. Smith. P. Prendergast, Louis Hummel, George Hughes, Frank Ward,' Albert Nelson, J. M. Hughes, G. E. Sawyer. S. Hurley, J. K. O'Brien, L. N. Shepherd. FRANK IS FERTILE Anil Selects a Concert to Please the Million. The most fastidious critic with a grudge against German [music must have smiled when he saw the pro gramme at the Danz concert yesterday afternoon in Harmonia hall. There were eight selections given and each represented the work of a composer of a different nation. In this garland of music were represented the flowers culled from the poesy of English, Aus trian, Italian, Norwegian, American and German music, and the result was a remarkable symposium of melody and song, which was applauded to the echo by the lurge and fashionable audience present. It was the ninth concert of ' the series, and as far as attendance and beauty of the music presented, was cer tainly on a par with all of its successful predecessors. The audience was slow at the opening in giving applause, but at the conclusion of the fourth num ber, in which A. D. Laird gave the "Coney Island Polka" as a cornet solo the enthusiasm was unbounded. "The Reverie" (for string orchestra), by Dunkler, was also an unbounded favor ite, and an encore was demanded and given. Among other gems given were the "Cujus Animam." Rossini, overture, "Maritana," Wallace, introducing the ever tuneful melody, "Oh, Friends That Are Dearest." The concert closed with a request piece, Strauss' waltz, "The Village Swallows." The effect of this charming piece was magical, and liter ally brought down the house. TO HONOR ST. PATRICK By a Fitting: Celebration of His Natal Day, March 17. The Irishmen of Minneapolis are pre paring for such an observance of St. Patrick's day as will forever dissipate the idea that the celebration of March 17 is falling into innocuous desuetude. Yesterday afternoon delegates from every local division of the A. O. 11. met at Windom hall and were cailed to order by John P. Fitzgerald, county delegate. Enthusiastic little talks were made by prominent Irishmen, and it was unani mously decided to fittingly celebrate the natal clay of Ireland's patron saint. Every Irish organization in Minneap olis is expected to participate in the morning parade and an invitation was ordered extended to St. Paul, Still water, Anoka and Hastings, asking the socie ties there to join in a rousing demon stration at Minneapolis. James R. Corrigan was elected marshal, with authority to appoint his own assistants. It was decided to conclude the clay with a banquet at the West, to which prom inent Celts of the state will be invited. The feast will follow the parade and probably continue from 3to U:oO p. in. The procession, line of march and other details will be agreed upon by the mar shals and announced later. t l ;' "Who Owns the Baby?" lj Kohl & Middletonwill to-day probably undertake to throw open both the Min neapolis and St. Paul museums to the public. This action will have the effect, it is apprehended, of bringing matters to a head, and will have the effect of compelling the Smith-Wiggins combination to show its hand. Kohl & Middleton are ex tremely anxious that the question of proprietorship and the validity of the leases should be settled at once. STICK A PIN HERE. Let it go on record. Judge Rea is quoted as saying: "I have not been, am not now, and will not be a candidate for congress in the Fourth district." W. B. Wheeler— l regard F. F. Davis as the equal of Bill Erwin as an orator, and as the best speaker in Minneapalis with the exception of A. J. Blethen. Mayor Ames— am most heartily iv favor of an athletic park, and ft will save a good many doctors' bill. Oh, no, I am not talking against the Interests of my profession. There'll be j lots of ac cidents, you know". Inquirer— G. A. II stands for Grand Army of the Republic, not Grand Army Of Republicans. Your mistake is per haps a natural one. rreeman P. Lane— McDonald was right about those three men. A few years ago a man needed their indorse ment to get even a nomination, to say nothing of an election, but now their indorsement is as fatal as the indorse ment of the Union League. DEMAND THEIR RIGHTS. It is understood that the Bricklayers' union will demand that one of their number shall bo elected to succeed Mr. Jnimey as police commissioner. The Flour City; Toboggan club de mand a recognition of their political services in the police commissioner election. It is reported that the Woman's Suf frage society will ask that the new com missioner shall be a woman. Now that the merchant tailors have an exchange it is only right that a tailor should be made police commissioner. The G. A. R. will probably unite in an appeal to have a veteran of the rate , war appointed police commissioner. The typographical union will demand the appointment of G. W. JVlorcy as police commissioner. The rumor that the board of trade would insist on the election of J. New ton Nlnd is not officially confirmed, as the sessions of the board are executive. The Irish-American Independent Blame club will demand the election of Mike O'Reilly, its president. A Sudden Death. Mrs. Kate Hall, aged forty years, who has been staying with relatives at 313 Fourth avenue south, died suddenly. Deputy Coroner Spring will hold a post mortem to determine the cause of death. The deceased was addicted to the mor phine habit, and it is apprehended that her death was caused by an overdose. MINNEAPOLIS GLOBULES. The Norton wood mutter will probably be settled up to-day. Council will meet on Friday next and the regular committee meetings will be scattered through the week. The Congregational Club of Minnesota will hold its regular monthly meeting at the First Congregational church to-night. Regular meetings will be held to-day of the board of trade, orthodox and liberal minis ters and the Methodist ministers. An open meeting of the Minneapolis division, Sons of Temperance, will be held at Plummet post's hall this evening. The board of trade has asked for more poEt office ground for an emergency, but the new syndicate railroad building- will quietly take it. The remains of Frank Ingraham, who was killed while walking on the Milwaukee rail road track, have been shipped to Kalamazoo, Mich. As winter leaves us and the thermometric mercury sinks gracefully toward the bulb, the winter cholera takes a new hold. It will soon be called spring cholera. ■ C. J. Buell, of the Anti-Poverty society, will speak at the Nazareth church, corner Twelfth avenue and .Ninth street, upon "Natural Functions of Government-" John Martin, the Frenchman who was in jured Saturday afternoon near the West side platform on the canal by a dynamite explo sion, will recover, bat his face will be terribly disfigured. The Merchant Tailor's exchange in the Eastman block will be dedicated to-night, The exchange is to be a branch of the .Na tional association, and the collection of ac counts will bo a feature. The following meetings of council commit tees have been called ; Monday, v^prk house, 10 a. m.; public grounds and buildings, gas, and police, 2p. m. Tuesday, waterworks, 10 a. m.: claims, '2 p.m., and ordinances, 3 p.m. ! .The first crop of organ grinders was a little premature and was nipped by the present cold snap. The way the' wind whistled up Washington avenue for the past few days would make '-Sweet Violets" or "White Wings" sound very lovely. : The Woman's i Christian association has elected the following officers: President,' Mrs. Cyrus D. Foss; first vice-president, Miss Emily J. Gray; second vice-president, Mrs. A. T. Hale: recording secretary, Mrs. George IT. Keith ; corresponding secretary, Mrs. A. C. Morgan; treasurer, Miss Flora II. > Foster; auditor, Mrs. W. A. Miller: visitor, Mrs. P. 11. McMillan. PERSONAL NOTES. ' Lac Stafford returned yesterday from a Southern trip. ■ . .. C. 11. Douglas, the Brainerd hotel man, is at the St. James. W. G. Byron has recovered from a severe attack of winter cholera. Hon. G. A. Pierce and John Worthy, of Bismarck, are at the West. William Ireton, for some time past night clerk at the National hotel, has resigned his position there and will leave for Tacoma. W. T.. where he will go into business, to-day. His place at the National is taken by George Miller. — -^»» HE DIED HAPPY. Poor Maloney's Charity on the Verge of the Grave. Congressman O'Neill says, in the St. Louis lobe-Democrat, there was a well to-do Irishman up on O'Fallon street, near Biudle market, in St. Louis, who found himself about to pass away. His name was Maloney. lie sent for his old friend O'Connor to come and make his will. Everything was in readiness, and the dying man said: "Put down §300 for masses up at St. Laurence O'Toole's for the repose of my soul."' . ' , " • ■ The pen scratched away, and then Mr. O'Connor said: "What next, Mr. Maloney?" 'Tut down $500 for the Little Sisters of the Pour. Have ye that down, Mr. O'Connor?" "I have, Mr. Maloney. What nixt?" "Put down $250 for St. Louis Orphan asylum." "What nixt. Mr. Maloney?" '•Put down §1,000 for me brother Pat. He don't nade it, but it's all the same. I can't carry it wid me." '•What nixt, Mr. Maloney?" So the work went on slowly and sol emnly, the dying man bringing himself up with an effort to the task, and Mr. O'Connor stopping now and then to draw his finger across his hose and sniff sympathetically. Finally the dying man said faintly: "I think that's all I have to will." O'Connor footed up the items, looked at the balance in the little old bank book, and said : "No, Mr. Maloney, there's tin dollars yit." The dying man lay absorbed in thought for a few moments and then he satd : "O'Connor, put down that tin dollars to spind with the byes at me funeral." O'Connor began to write; then he stopped, looked toward the bed with a puzzled expression, and asked softly: "Mr. Maloney, shall I put it down to spind going to the funeral or coming back?" The dying man lay very quiet for a few moments as he studied the problem, and then, with an effort, replied: r "O'Connor, put down tin dollars to spend goin' to the funeral, for then I'll be wid ye." ' Grammer His Strong Point. Cincinnati Enquirer. J Justice of the Peace— Had you ever saw this man before? o Witness— •'Had he came before you had went?" j "No." . "Is them your eggs what you say was stole?" "Yes." b "Would you have recognized them if you had seen them before they was brung here?" "Yes, I would have knowed them." "Speak grammatic, young man! It ain't proper to say 'have kuowed,' you should say 'have knew.' " A Very Smart Chicago Boy. Washington Critic. . A little Chicago boy was paying a visit of several weeks to an aunt in Philadelphia. One day, after he had been there long enough to get aquaint ed, he was standing at the window looking out on the street in a reflective mood, and his aunt came in. "Auntie, isn't Philadelphia a very good city?" he asked. ./ ; r "Yes, Tommy, I believe its reputa tion for piety is superior to that of any city in the land." -"1 thought so," said Tommy, in all seriousness, "for it's Sunday everyday fix the w eek." * - - ■ ' SLEEPING IN A COFFIN.. Peaceful Dreams and Quiet Rest Secured in a Casket. ; A man who will choose a coffin for a Couch may justly lay claim to the badge of eccentricity, says the Philadelphia Record. Frankford possesses such a man. and his coffin is kept in the loft over the undertaking establishment of E. H. Allen, on one of the principal streets of that suburb. The coffin is of extra large size, and is only one of many similar furnishings which are stored in the undertaker's loft. The man who nightly sleeps in this strange bed is familiarly known to the people of the vicinity as Bob. Ho is a beneficiary upon the undertaker's charity, and has for years done odd jobs around the place for his board. He has occupied this coffin ever since he came to Mr. Allen's, except when his asthma com pelled him to sit up all night. Bob is a quaint little man of about fifty-three years, with piercing black eyes and curling black hair, now fast turning gray. Pie comes of one of Frankford's first families. His father was once the leading Democratic politician of the town and an extensive builder. He built all the original buildings at Frankford's arsenal more than half a century ago. He gave all his children, Robert included, a liberal education and brought them up in luxuiy. The un dertaker's shop is what was once the stable— now — of Robert's father, and part of the very loft in which he now makes his bed was in his boyhood his pigeon-house. A romance of love twines around the life of this odd little man, with his stooped shoul ders and peculiar ways. His lady love died many years ago, and poor Bob often yet repeats, half audibly, some of the sonnets of which she was so fond. It is thought that Bob never fully re covered from the blow caused by her death, and the workshop of the under taker has numerous acrostics and poems of Bob's composition stuck up around its walls. The man is a mathematician of some pretensions and a fine penman. Mr. Allen has known Bob from boyhood and indulges his whims. A visitor to Mr. Allen's shop one night found that gentleman seated in his office. "Come with me," said he, tak ing up a lantern and leading the way up stairs, "and 1 will show you Bob; he is in his bed now." Following Mr. Al len up the steps leading to the loft the light exposed to the visitor long rows of coffins ranged around the room. One of extra large size lay upon the floor, and from within it came deep, labored wheezing. The lid was well drawn up, and nothing inside could be seen. "Hello, Bob, are you in!" said the un dertaker, and the lid began to slide slowly downward with a creaking sound. A head looked up and then a man sat upright. It was Bob, He answered "Yes; what do you want?" and then, seeing the visitor, sank back again and drew the lid over him. "Bob's got it a little bad to-night," said Mr. Al len, alluding to his asthma, and he pulled down the trap leading to the loft and left Bob to enjoy his sleep until morning." «^ LOCAL uiextto:*. Dining Room Furniture, Comprising sideboards, extension tables and new chair patterns, at J. A. Fill more & Co.'s, 424, 420, 42S Second ave nue south. Receiving Daily All kinds of new furniture, also a com plete line of elegant coverings for par lor furniture, at J. A. Fill more & Co.'s, 4:14, 426, 428 Second avenue south. Upholstering: and Repairing Of furniture, all kinds, at J. A. Fillmore & Co.'s, 224, 220, 228 Second avenue south. The Worst Cough Is relieved by the use of Ayer's Cherry Pec toral. But don't delay till the bronchial tubes are inflamed and the lungs congested. Prompt use insures rapid cure. L. i). Bixlcy, of Bartonville, Vt., writes: "Four years ago I took a severe cold, which was followed by a terrible cough. I was con fined to my bed about four months. My physician finally said I was in Consumption, and that he could not help me. One of my neighbors advised me to try Ayer's Cherry Pectoral. I did so, and was well before I had finished taking the first bottle. Ever since then my health has been good." Ayer's Cherry Pectoral, P -ppared by Dr. J. C. Aver & Co., Lowell, Mass. Sold by all Druggists. Price 41; six bottles, $ i. ; i>if:i>. BAXTER— In Minneapolis. Sunday, Feb. 26, at 8:10 p. m., Louise, infant daughter of Mr. and Mrs. C. S. Baxter, aged one year and three days. Notice of funeral here after. MINNEAPOLIS WANTS. fluscEi,i,AaraotTfe. STOKE FOR KENT— SO 7 Washington ay. south. Apply to Patten & Lamoreaux, corner First ay. south and Sixth st. 57-63 Shoemaker— ls not this the 6th time I have half-soled these boots ? Customer— -Yes! Since I have used WOLFF'S ACME: BLACKING my boots wear longer than before and, are always bright and clean. Wolff'sAGM EBlacking Is the Blacking for Men, Women and Children. The RICHEST BLACK POLISH. Making Leather Waterproof and Durable. No Brush. A Shine Lasts a Week. Can he washed with water, same as Oilcloth. The Finest Dressing for Harness. Sold by Shoe Stores, Grocers, Druggist 6, and retailers generally. WOLFF & RANDOLPH, PHILADELPHIA. The most elegant Blood I'uriiier, Liver In vigorafor, Tonic and Appetizer known. The first Bitters containing Iron ever advertised in America. Get the genuine. See that the following signature is /* /^T)//>» on every bottle w&rnjrslxj fly take none other. /^JuC/HmU/^. Sit PAUL, MINN. Drugglst&Cneroi3 i PARKER'S HAIR BALSAM Beautifies, cleanses and preserves the hair. Keeps it soft and silken. Promotes a luxu riant growth. Always restores gray hair to its original color. ' Prevents hair falling and Dandruff. Cures scalp diseases. 50c at Druggists. UIMnCDPnCMC Safest, surest nnd best niiiULnUUnliO cure for Corns, Bunions, etc. Stops all pain. Never fails to cure. 15c at Druggists. Dll EC "'• H - Walte » Specialist flLto. ssasssarvsa fer when cure is mild, simple, certain? Ask hundreds of leading citizens of St. Paul, Minneapolis ami the Northwest as to the satisfactory treatment and cure. Pamphlet free. 1137 ILennepin Avenue Mittßeapolia* Oil 1/ HATS ' DERBYHATS » SOFTHATS » A LL i\ I EC in the New s P rin S Blocks, are wide V■■■ l\ open at the BIG BOSTON! MINNEAPOLIS. Our Silk Hats are the Youman's, McGlone Self- Conforming, Morris, Wilcox and Cornell's, with prices ranging from $3 up to $8. Derbys and Soft Hats we have from all the best makers, with prices from 50c to $5. We Are Hatters Par Excellence of the West ! We fit any size or shape of head, and our prices fit any purse. _ A.nVSKMEKTS. PEOPLE'S THEATER. Matinee Tuesday. Matinee Saturday. |A Matchless and Magnificent Success l| To-Night. To-Night. First presentation In ten years of Augus tin Daly's famous drama, entitled UNDER THE GASLIGHT, With elaborate scenery and effects, in cluding the Tombs, N. V. ; Pier No. 30, North River; Shrewsbury Wood; the Newsboys' Retreat, and the most real istic scene ever placed upon the stage, the Great Railroad Scene. Prices, 10c, 20c, 30c, 50c; Matinees, 10c, 20c, 30c. GRAND OPERA. Minneapolis. All this week MR. A. M. PALMER'S MADISON SQUARE THEATER COMPANY IN Jim the Penman! Wednesday and Saturday Matinees. GRAND OPERA, MINNEAPOLIS. Week of Feb. 27. Wednesday and Saturday Matinees. Engagement of A. M. PALMER'S MADISON SQUARE THEATER CO., In the' great success, "JIM, THE PENMAN!" Sale of seats now open. PENCE OPERA HOUSE, L. D. Pratt & Co. - - Managers. Week of Feb. 27, Wednesday and Saturday matinees, at 2 :'oO p. m. MR. MURRAY in his great characterization, R,ir» "v-a.it ■winkle. Box office open from 10 a. m. to sp. m. No extra charge for reserved seats. POSITIVELY THE LAST TWO WEEKS OF THE Battle of Atlanta Panorama. See it before March 10. On that day it will be taken away and the Wondrous Scriptural Painting, "Jeru.-alem on the Day of the Cruci fixion," will be hung in its place. BOWER'S School. of Shorthand. ESTABLISHED 1884. Shorthand and Typewriting School EXCLUSIVELY. All branches of shorthand work thor oughly taught, and instructions strictly individual. Success by mail lessons I guaranteed. Send for circular. G.B. BOWER, 622 Nicollet Ay., Minneapolis, Minn. EVERYBODY WANTS SOMETHING. WAST All mankind, rich WAST mr» ! or 001 "' young or _,™ » SLIX! old, male or female, n } IYZ WAST white or black are wiw W^ in want of some- % ™ T SEIX I thing. That is, they BUY! either want to Sell WA?¥T something which w.4:*T to they have, or to Buy to SEJLL! something which BUYI they haven't. WAST It is a busy world WATT BEU! and , a busy age, and B UYX it doesn't pay tp WATT waste much time wavt W to T hunting for- what ™** T Si;i.l.l you want. Neither is BUY! it necessary, when, by reading the GLOBE'S "WANT" COLUMNS You can get what WAIST you want without WAIST ■as" a bother. see »i ; « 5E1.1,! if you don't see UVYI what you want, ad- WAST rtISC for it in the WAST To Globe's "WANT" TO A SEIXX columns. BUY! Assessment for Paying Dakota Avenue. Office Board of Public Works, ) City of St.Paul, Minn., Feb. 24, 1888. ) The Board of Public Works in and for the corporation of the city of St. Paul, Minnesota, will meet at their office in said city at 2 p. m., on the sth day of March, A. 1). 1888, to make an assessment of benefits, costs and ex penses arising from paving Dakota ave nue, from Wabasha street bridge to Con gress street, with cedar blocks and curb ing with granite, including the neces sary sewer connections, in said city, on the property on the line of said im provement, and deemed benefited thereby amounting in the aggregate to 183,738.25. All persons Interested are hereby no tified to be present at said time and place of making said assessment, and will be heard. All assessment notices heretofore given have been annulled. WM. BARRETT, President pro tern. Official: W. F. EnwiN, 57-5S Clerk Board of Public Works. , DR. BRINLEY, ! Kale Block, Hennepfn Ay., Cor. Fifth St. Opposite West Hotel. Regularly graduated and legally qualified, long engaged In Chronic, Nervous and Skin Diseases. A friendly talk costs nothing. If inconvenient to visit the city for treatment, medicine sent by mail or express, free from I observation. Curable cases guaranteed. If doubt exists we say so. Hours 10 to 12 a. m., 2 to 4 and 7 to 8 p. m: Sunday-;, li to '.I p. m. If you cannot come state case by mail. Diseases from Indiscretion. Excess or Ex posure, Nervousness, Debility, Dimness of Sight, Perverted Vision, Defective Memory, j Face Pimples, Melancholy, Restlessness, Lost of Spirits, Pains in the Back, etc., are treated with success. 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Elegantly furnished and perfect In all appointments. Table and general attendance unsur passed. Rates as low as any strictly first-class hotel. C W. SHEPHERD. General Manage* "Star Patent' Toboggans. SHOES. ICE SKA TES. Gymnasium Supplies. C^ 1 " Send for new Winter Catalogue. FREDK. A. LELAND, 426 Nico/let Aye., Minneapolis. 40 Gars York State Apples! BALDWINS and GREENINGS. Country orders for carload lots solic ited. We ship in refrigerator cars. SLEAVIN & BRODERICK Stores, 103 and 106 Second street south, 24 liriilge square. §BKST TEETH $» SI'THERLAXII & CO., l ainlosDentists. From 1 to 28 teeth extracted in one minute without any pain whatever. No chloroform. No ether. No poisonous drugs. Gold Fillings, $1.50. Largest dental cs.tab lishment west of New York city. 33 Washing ton avenue south, Min neapolis. Open even inss and Sundays. PRAY MANUFACTURING CO. PLANT TO KEXT Fo five or more years, with Railway Siding, Machine Shops, Millwright Shops, Foundry and Storage Warehouse. With or without power. Apply to J. P. THOMSON, 101 and 103 Third" Avenue South, Minneapolis. Patent Laws- Jas. F. Williamson, Room, 15, Collom Block, Minneapolis. •Solicitor of Patents, Counsellor in Pat ent cases. Two years au Examiner iv U.S. Patent Office PAUL, SANFORD & MERWIN. Patent Attorney*»ind Solicitors. Offices: 10 German American Bank Building, St. Paul: 657,6(>0 Temple Court, Minneapolis; 'J25 2 street. Washington, D.C. *